ASMR Patching You Up After a Fight [friends to lovers] F4A

[@impliedvessel9]

Fine, I'll tell you what happened. It all started when this strange man asked "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

[@yojohnnychill999]

Did you fight him for it

[@chaplain1112]

Forget the blood, did you get the bar?!

[@merica6899]

@@chaplain1112 your asking the real questions

[@thehighground96]

I was chillin with the boys but we accidentaly invaded poland

[@AlolanDecidueye2715]

Did you get the Klondike bar?! Who cares about the blood! Did you get the bar!

[@neofulcrum5013]

It’s not my fault he called a clone a stormtrooper. Them’s were fighting words.

[@umbravagabound5289]

You are free to go. Next time, shoot him

[@clonewarsenthusiast5711]

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎

[@Marcuski31]

FOR THE REPUBLIC!

[@some_random_giraffe2806]

Yeah they are words that start fights

[@HeyIdrewthat]

True

[@TheMemeDoctor]

Bro I just spent 17 minutes watching every LEGO Star Wars ad and now I got in a fight? That went from 0 to 100 real, fucking quick

[@tajmahall1622]

Powerminers best theme of all time

[@jellystormer8399]

This isnt my fault babe, you wanna know what happened? Umm... Well it all started when I woke up and this guy said "hey you you're finally awake"

[@MythoclastNF]

..... -_-

[@chrom-manandrobin7983]

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush. Same as us, and that their over there.

[@Nexus076]

In my defense, throwing hands with a Zealot class Elite was very much necessary

[@robsalz38]

The beginning: “open na ñoor, OPEM NA ÑOOR”

[@lol-2247]

Good day everyone 🥞

[@xxdarkskiezxx7125]

Good day

[@yojohnnychill999]

Good day to you

[@anothermark2082]

Delicious pancakes

[@HeyIdrewthat]

Turns out Stormtroopers have good aim

[@kurou2620]

The irony of me listening to this after getting into a fight earlier😂

[@merica6899]

Well did u win atleast ?

[@chyaboi11]

​@@merica6899He definitely lost

[@Antonio-is2cn]

She's so thoughtful!

[@Runpei_]

Her: Is that blood? Me: ye The ketchup: *I AM A JOKE TO YOU?!?!* lolz keep it up it was awesome

[@Groovy_main]

My head canon this whole time : “H-Hey, Barbara.” “Tim?” And the rest is pretty accurate to how they’d interact.

[@xandervampire195]

Of course pinkie promises are the most binding! They should use them in court. "Do you pinkie promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Pinky?" "Narf!"

[@ed2drak645]

Thank you Loralei Was needing some escaping :)

[@scpfoundation2549]

This is nice.

[@ed2drak645]

Ei yo? Shouldn't you be working? Are we listening to a scp?

[@I-draw-rarely]

“What happened to me? Well a guy with blond hair and a katana told me there was only room for ONE Dragon…”

[@Smoke14169]

So there was this old guy outside my house and I thought about confronting him…

[@shanesarts6967]

As a nemekian that's been bleeding for 5 hours My word for a human "You humans have Soo much to say, I'm done"

[@henrytawnn8694]

Stop bleeding. Just regenerate.

[@Kota0507]

Ok ok I’ll explain, there was this soap maker at a bar asking me to hit him and we started fighting

[@Solid-Matrix]

Bro was fighting himself

[@tajmahall1622]

Probably tried to tell me powerminers isn't the best lego theme. Those are fightin words.

[@odin0707]

Very nice

[@Blackbird1219]

I went to a bar and saw Steven seagal

[@timothynagle2776]

Rule 4, don't make a promise you can't/wont keep

[@SomeGuyXYZ01]

Commenting for the algorithm! Have a wonderful day/evening! ^_^

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very nice!!!!!!!!

[@vaanmarler7979]

Her: is that blood?! Me: yeah, no I might need a medic :> *[LIiterley has thousands of fucking scars and bruises]* But tis but a Flesh wound so don't worry :D ACK...... fuck... yeaaaaahhh idt this is just a Flesh wound, more of.. many, Injuries ;-;

[@Bjorn308]

Don't worry, most of this blood aint mine...

[@Mostmagicalducky]

your voice reminds me of velma

[@bill6]

👑

[@insultigknightuscantstands4648]

Ok here's what happened. I went to confront your ex and did you know that he is working for the British Crown and seeing that I'm Irish he was able to sniff out me Irishness and conflict ensued then somehow you got brought into it and it just made things worse to the point where it almost became a gun fight but with the luck of the Irish on me side I was able to inflict more damage to him that he ran away just as I readied me little armalite to shoots him but I couldn't get a shot off because he set off a smoke bomb to cover his escape

[@nvyll]

When I said I’d kill for a snickers bar I MEANT it.

[@Ethzerkid]

That better be the best snickers bar u ever had

[@Rusty186]

He said my puppy wasn't cute, I had to kill him.

[@mixerscutiie7175]

part 2?

[@OldBeanUK]

So there were a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighbourhood...

[@merica6899]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel air

[@bigboibanna8509]

0:23 you would use a baseball bat? I got .45 acp for any of my problems.

[@funtimezachariah1554]

Okay tell me what happened. Okay first of all I was minding my own business. BULLSHIT!! I WASS!

[@crosshairsm40a54]

F***ing the fear turkey are we?

[@kane8649]

It's simple, I went to grab chow at Waffle House, and there was an unscheduled WWE match inside. I still have splinters from the wooden table in my back.

[@Klassenking1]

Hi

[@imperialguardsman5726]

listen, that damn heretic sais the tau are better than the imperium, as a red blooded guardsman i couldn't let that slide

[@wolfydakilla7271]

I went to go tell ur ex the assassin's Creed lore and he said Odyssey was his favorite and unity sucked. So I beat the living hell outta him.

[@Warlord98-15]

Idk why, but i relate best to this when its: "Is most of this even yours?" Im gonna be honest, 99.99% ain't mine babe

[@igamberski151]

C H E E E S E

[@JohnWick-qf6lx]

🤙🏻💯💚

[@meerhaider9645]

Main aapko bad baat karunga ki barsat

[@therustycrusty3553]

Is that a black eye I see pff you should see the other guy

[@sof3888]

He said naruto was better than one piece so I had to beat the brakes off bro 🤷‍♂️

[@NoLimitPrinceK]

Naruto on top 🤭