ASMR | Psycho Boyfriend Kidnaps You! (Going Through Your Phone)

HEY BAAAAAAABE! Couldn't help but notice you flirting with Chad at his Halloween party? Well I was stalking you so I guess you can call me CRAZY! Enjoy My ASMR Video everyone! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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#ASMR #HALLOWEEN

[@thesnaccthatfrownsbacc7402]

“I’m not even mad, I’m just angry.” *If that isn’t a mood then idk what is.*

[@okboomer9489]

Your profile picture😂😂😂😂

[@gabygesellhernandez3286]

!!!!TRUE!!!! lol🤣😂😅

[@gabygesellhernandez3286]

Lol your profile picture

[@jadelove9871]

True tho

[@parkjimin4644]

Lmao ur profile pic is so perfect

[@anna_vandertuyn]

"thats actually pretty cute" " *but still.* "

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha i'm still angry

[@hi_im_socialy_awkward1487]

😂😂😂

[@taylorfamily8305]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😝

[@avenlmfao]

Oooof

[@shortbuttallgirl2847]

So what’s it like with ur gfs?✝️

[@misternobody9622]

“Horror movies don’t create psychos, they make psychos more creative.” I’m using that now

[@universal_dissappointment]

That's from the movie Scream...

[@Cherri222]

SCREAM YESSSSS

[@wormdrawer]

It’s what Billy Loomis says in scream

[@irisramirez6594]

That's from scream the movie

[@littleblackstar1482]

I am a Eagle It's the 1st Scream not 2

[@disnamed8165]

"I'm not mad, I'm just angry" Me tied up, with an axe next to him: "considering where I am right now, that's worse."

[@jennaluasia1136]

When he said rise and shine all I could think about was Kylie and her voice going. “RiSe aNd sHiNe.”

[@gagatoes2940]

STOP AHAHAHEUWURU

[@sabinasebikova]

same lmaooo

[@TheASMRRyan]

Keeping up with The ASMR Ryan

[@dizzy2xx]

Sameee

[@ttbro29]

Oh my

[@kingkiramusic]

Ryan: *Im not even mad I’m just angry* I swear that’s a whole mood

[@letygrizutti1014]

Aries mood

[@hi_im_socialy_awkward1487]

My mood everyday

[@cassidy7391]

Fr same

[@nyx_unknown5470]

All the time

[@natsueyama]

*M O O D*

[@dannysmellyfeeto1519]

Annoying 13 year old girl: mOm cAn i GeT a bOyFrEiNd Mom: we have boyfriend at home Boyfriend at home:

[@comradedrugs711]

👏 👏 👏 *_Exactly_*

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahahah this is one of my favorites!

[@Emptyvice]

Lmao that’s dark

[@kaylee4445]

How does this only have 57 likes

[@somebodythatiusedtoknow8831]

Mum:There he is Uncle walks out of the sitting room

[@nocturnerequiem4756]

Ryan: I know you’ve been watching other asmrtists. Me: I-I can explain.

[@sarahthealpha5986]

I felt so called out when he said that

[@familydogguy]

Me: just reyong asmr

[@theeyadoree.___hispanic3353]

Oh lord . 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Jdn__0001]

Your account picture perfects this comment 🤣

[@jacblac67]

Same-

[@annewithaneeditz8783]

Ryan: “ psycho boyfriend kid naps you “ Also Ryan: Don’t forget to smile

[@ponceingrid]

Wow that will be creepy

[@mkayasmr]

HAHA

[@lxvetunes1794]

annewithane Editz Lol 😂

[@maacanyarlu1191]

Haha lol🤣🤣😂😂

[@justanothervscogirl6713]

u have 666 likes...😂😳

[@eiracocobomb]

He’s trying so hard not to laugh Omg this is the first time I had this many likes

[@charityvillalva4932]

Ikr lol

[@FadeHipster]

Just trynna get your comment to 200 likes

[@UwU-ix5it]

Hahaha

[@ckie6253]

so

[@neskapz4530]

“im not mad, I’m just angry” 💀

[@TheASMRRyan]

couldn't be more clear haha

[@basicallyvlogs6147]

Theres a big difference lmao

[@nodismack5366]

5:44 just in case you’re curious

[@nodismack5366]

Rosa Correa whoosh

[@jordideleeuw9102]

mood!

[@und3rc0v3rvampire]

“ You went as a sexy maid? A police officer?” Me: “ Chill dude I was just berry bee benson!”

[@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy]

I was like peppa after sniff a lot of coke on a toilet in a middle a punk’s concert at 3:00AM

[@lorenahorncastle6271]

Ya like jazz

[@alana3659]

@@lorenahorncastle6271 WeRe aLl CoUsIns

[@SAYN_War]

This is one weird comment's comment section

[@majinsonic8766]

BERRY Bee Benson: "Ya like JAM?"

[@adamthompson7161]

“I’m not mad i’m just angry” The asmr Ryan, 2019

[@arlo_idfk]

My teacher say that way to much

[@nataliegill4656]

Sarah Elliott I’m a little concerned lol

[@bob837]

For me it's not I'm not angry I'm mad

[@ghostieghost4158]

I’m using that now.

[@0verth1nker60]

“you save a lot of memes.” Me: *laughs awkwardly* ..yeah

[@softgoth6271]

I have over 600 memes on my phone rn

[@alwaysforever716]

The walking Nightmare i have a folder of 1800 get on my fucking level

[@tiredcritter]

I have over 9000

[@softgoth6271]

@@alwaysforever716 thats actually amazing lmao-

[@alwaysforever716]

Blø öm bruh now that is some god level shit

[@claire486]

Ryan: “rise and shine” My head: “rIsE aNd ShInE” - Kylie Jenner

[@justanothervscogirl6713]

omg yes

[@michemon-amour9344]

OMG YASSSS QWEEN

[@chloecarbone1668]

Peppa omg same hahah

[@gabbymarie703]

Sammeeeee tho

[@lionsmsp2781]

Omg yess

[@ssserosssimp2370]

Him: “your password is Chadolicius” Me: “no it’s actually TRY ME”

[@WATERMEL0NLIPSTICK]

i will now access your phone

[@ssserosssimp2370]

off to wonderland *creeped vibes* •_•

[@isakougter4937]

Bic*t

[@victorhelp1571]

Mine is " Senpai" xD

[@Iloveyousmx00]

No No No don’t tell him our back up one!!!!!!!!

[@angelicamonet.]

"a bEe?" me: yA LiKe jAzZ?

[@stamstamz]

OHMYGOD

[@me-vf9wr]

LMFAO

[@animexweeb1103]

My friend says it so weird that I laugh but he doesn't think it's funny💀😂

[@Steffers]

YOU FRICKIN LEGEND

[@softgoth6271]

@@animexweeb1103 r/wooosh to your friend, bud

[@Okay115-c7u]

Ryan is scaring me he really be actin' like an obsessive boyfriend out here

[@SumBilly]

Reee Boi yo ryan also be a scaring me

[@Okay115-c7u]

@@SumBilly yup

[@howdy1812]

It’s spoopy season

[@ookygang6255]

1000 like!

[@LinnyPennyCandy]

@@howdy1812 we share a sexuality ❤💛💙

[@lateforclass3057]

"They Think i'm i weird. obsessive, controlling kind of guy." Me: There, tied up looking at him with blood stains on his face holding an axe, "I know right? it makes no sense."

[@mahcookie4455]

Lollllll

[@MY_L0TTIE_]

😂

[@seingxheu7005]

👁👄👁

[@makaylaarnold7983]

Hahahaha

[@sadistcm0nst3r35]

My man getting accused of something he did even do poor him 😩

[@decalc0]

“Yeah, I got a tattoo of your face on my back” “Ended up looking like Kermit the frog” THAT KILLED ME LMAOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sad_rainyday]

"I have like $17 in my bank account" *mood*

[@maashido8185]

undying _ rxse Damn I have like- 1 penny

[@leehooni8324]

i have $0.00 in my bank account :)

[@mooniemayhem8960]

Mina Ashido I have $-2007461993655283671 in my bank account.

[@botforandroid9029]

Moonie Mayhem i got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M's in my bank account

[@peanutbutter2230]

I legit have only a dollar

[@sofia_izzii]

Ryan: “I mean i’m a nice guy” Also Ryan: “I thought you could eat this raw onion”

[@hi_im_socialy_awkward1487]

Lolol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilythorson5380]

joe mama.

[@bladebunny694]

Onions have layers

[@user-qz2nb8sv1z]

Shrek

[@itsmedang5476]

I LOVE RAW ONIONS AND I EAT THEM

[@ozziewildgaming]

This is Zed the zombies origin story before he died!😂

[@TheASMRRyan]

the mystery of who ZED is continues!

[@jesuschrist2445]

nooo, zed is to nice to be chad

[@jesuschrist2445]

@Brendan Probola who said that

[@alexiscassino5987]

really

[@ozziewildgaming]

Brendan Probola no I’m not saying zed is gay I’m saying that chad killed Zed due to Zed abusing his girlfriend end of story😂

[@beyza2000.]

Can we just appreciate how much of a hard job it is to straight 22 minutes long, being able to make up stories and talk without editing and cutting the video?? U are really good! I appreciate this a lot

[@gracedearing5730]

I’m sorry but when he said police officer I lost it

[@scandinavianjoelmiller]

Grace dearing me too

[@scandinavianjoelmiller]

Grace dearing 2:36

[@maxmiddleton9769]

PoLiCe OfFiCer

[@Tofi_Tee]

Why

[@TheASMRRyan]

Officer Gutierrez would be proud!

[@bluemoon9982]

Nobody : Ryan : RiSe AnD sHiNe

[@basically_michael6617]

Mr. Freeman...... Rise and shine

[@HexOath]

@@basically_michael6617 God damn it, I am too late

[@TheASMRRyan]

Kylie would be proud

[@julez5900]

The ASMR Ryan HAHAHAHA

[@juicygrape5048]

And Kylie Jenner

[@oscarseguraa7026]

This is how much times the put his eyebrow up 👇🏻

[@jesslemon9124]

69th like

[@chrissullivan5326]

301st like

[@Madi-eu2ix]

530th like

[@caligula4852]

684th like

[@dirtycloud9682]

Well

[@splxtg_ts3098]

“Bababadaaaa, it’s your phone.” Me: “I’m too poor to have that.”

[@zamorapacheco2170]

😭

[@Horrorenthusiast_forlife]

* Intense wheezing intensifies* mOm I nEeD mY iNhAlEr

[@Anime_Trash19]

“I’m not mad, I’m just angry” *Stated by every mother ever*

[@Onedoughnut]

No it's I'm not mad I'm disappointed

[@Kai-b2y7t]

My mom always says:I’m not mad…or disappointed…I’m extremely disappointed.

[@JJDOSTUFF1111]

@@Kai-b2y7tyour moms mean❤:3

[@Raevzi]

Ryan:" Yeah, yeah I brought you food-" Me: _Whatever you did to get blood on your face matters no more._

[@TheASMRRyan]

nah that's not the important thing now haha

[@lunammoon8503]

He brought you food obviously.

[@nicolefernandes8986]

Aesthetic Jungguk i like ur pfp 😌👀

[@abbielouise7564]

ryan : “oh no...a bee? that’s actually pretty cute” me bc i love ryan : awe🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@TheASMRRyan]

;)

[@NoraValkyrie20]

The ASMR Ryan you mean busy b. hehehehe

[@UndertalefanSallyfacefan]

“What you go as?” Me: Ghostface “A bee?” Me: yep Ghostface dressed as a bee

[@Horrorenthusiast_forlife]

* intense wheezing intensifies* mOm I nEeD mY iNhAlEr

[@jackson8781]

YES

[@Kk-xl2dr]

@@Horrorenthusiast_forlife ha same

[@majinsonic8766]

This made me merely giggle. Thank you.

[@Kai-b2y7t]

I Go as Chucky…Chucky in a frog costume 😊😊

[@kimjaor]

Ryan: RiSe AnD sHiNe Me: is that a chicken

[@Giomitri]

•Sad Songs• you're cute jeans

[@Nightmare-wm7ub]

Lol

[@moonxvsel2906]

love your gatcha is that melanie martinez and k-12 outfit

[@nekotic_thecat]

BOK BOK

[@user-lo8kq7he3e]

xD I died

[@imreallybored9361]

"You went dressed as a sexy maid. A police officer?" Me: I don't have the *confidence* to do that.... *I'm not even confident enough to leave my room and you think I'll dress up like that??* "Your telling me Chad invited you to a party? Why do you think he did that?" Me: I'm guessing to be nice....but other then that I don't know, *I'm a pretty boring person.* "I mean I'm a nice guy" Me: **currently tied down because I went to a party** yes. Very kind.

[@biggest_simp4972]

I'm really Bored omg love this 😂😂 but honestly I would of said the same

[@lanaballs]

So very kind

[@willowwilt691]

Him: What were you dressed as? Me: a trash bag Him: a bee huh? Pretty cute... Me: *visible confusion*

[@mike_wasosky5809]

I am trash

[@kyleeplays4875]

Willow Wilt lmao

[@Yuki-uv9gj]

If I want to be a trash bag then I'll dress as myself

[@nekotic_thecat]

BUZZ BUZZ

[@spraybottle1777]

Is your pf pic a cat or a dress. I'm going to assume its a cat

[@ronswanson9324]

Him: Here’s Johnny Me: *Visible Confusion* Also Me: I thought your name was Ryan

[@haileycarter875]

I thought ur name was I thought u were American ✋💀

[@thmyon2452]

How is it visible confusion? How are you confused?

[@SpaceyMick4691]

@@thmyon2452 he/she/they didn’t pick up on the reference from the shining

[@quiara_playz9296]

@@haileycarter875 dude that doesn't even make any sense

[@SAYN_War]

@@quiara_playz9296 its an old meme

[@astra8186]

right when he said “rise and shine” i heard police sirens outiside

[@lindathetford3776]

You're saved!!!

[@klobigeratte]

yes My dog started howling when he said it

[@kulaluh]

I heard Kylie Jenner

[@nagitoswife5506]

@@kulaluh 😂 RiSe aNd sHiNE

[@millie3milk808]

yes guess you got lucky. The rest of us are still trapped🥺

[@dani5894]

"I'm not even mad, just angry" mE EVERYDAY

[@eth4n_c4in]

『yoondan』 my mom

[@TheASMRRyan]

my favorite line ever haha

[@tayevondavis2828]

『yoondan』 right when I read he said that

[@shirtsonbackwardsnotonpurp5175]

Ahah ahaha boi so funny

[@ErixrrUwU]

Why is there 666 commets

[@beenestss7569]

Ryan: “I have money too... like $17 in my bank account...” Me: MOOOOD

[@justagirlfrommars9151]

Amz in my bank account amz in ma bank account

[@jennatalia1142]

THE WAY YOU SAID “police officer” MADE ME WHEEEEEEZZEEEEEE

[@alexsan1095]

Time stamp?

[@slowlynow]

@@alexsan1095 2:36

[@alexsan1095]

@@slowlynow thx

[@Berber2007]

Him: where were you? Me: McDonald’s Him: a party? Me: yeah I ate so many Big Macs

[@biggest_simp4972]

Beatle ber McDonald’s is life ✌🏽✌🏽

[@erickacastro3042]

_.Alex._ Playz i know 😋💜

[@mahcookie4455]

I said in my room

[@mahcookie4455]

Aka cave

[@user-is8oj4zs2o]

LOL

[@glitterrave453]

"None other than chad himself" *loud gasp* NOT CHAD I am aware i comment more than once sometimes but i when i think of something that its funny I'm going to share it

[@mvtthewvs4122]

glitter rave same

[@Zynachinoo]

Your good

[@TheASMRRyan]

CHAD WOULDNT HURT A SOUL hahah

[@glitterrave453]

@@TheASMRRyan 🙃

[@monsterzero4326]

glitter rave it’s chad the school bully from his other vids

[@kaylamonae444]

Ryan: did he say “Bee mine?” Me: *snickers*

[@phoebeblack7636]

get some nuts

[@MuhammadAwais-YesB]

*yOu’Re NoT yOu WhEn YoUr hUngRY*

[@yeetastrawberry2986]

Him:dont try moving,i tied you up. My dirty mind: kInKy- This is just a joke.QwQ

[@dejanatanaskovic4899]

I like it 🤣

[@avasaldana7854]

Omg 🤣

[@ffioncallaghan2333]

O.O

[@lavaking3650]

Same 🤣

[@Kk-xl2dr]

Ha

[@EliJuggin]

No One: Ryan: Pulls Out IPhone11Pro Me: Alright, so he’s flexing on us now

[@TheASMRRyan]

just a quick little flex

[@EliJuggin]

The ASMR Ryan 😂

[@x_itszybittyspider_x2929]

Did he break it? He was taping on it really hard

[@dallasgurlttv7495]

Well it is supposed to be yours

[@LukeWri]

You just gotta do it to us apart of the 9 year old army.

[@BluePhoenix11T]

Yoooo,the moment he said “Chad” I immediately thought about how this would be a great “high school” series of different characters(teenagers I guess).

[@TheASMRRyan]

oooo that sounds fun! Chad is in college tho haha Maybe a university!

[@BluePhoenix11T]

The ASMR Ryan That could work! You could create a mini universe of people in the college/university (like the teachers,Chad’s friends, etc,etc). Love your vids by the way.❤️

[@nickpurcell8615]

Like teachers and stuff

[@bbx0]

“A bee thats pretty cute” Honestly im dying and its 2am 😂

[@me-vf9wr]

*a bee*

[@bunnijan]

IKRLTALTSLY

[@anythingidontcare6343]

Sameeeeeeee

[@heartsfromlex9577]

😂 Lmao

[@vil9684]

Omg I went as a bee too in elementary school🤣

[@madelinearteaga3629]

Him: that you been cheating on me Me: dudeeee we broke up

[@menhed5805]

Ryan: “I’m not mad I’m angry” Me: that’s the same thing Also me: 😂

[@nightmareandpals5405]

I agree

[@burnt.norton]

Męłœñ Hęæd yeah, that’s kinda the joke

[@cloudrz]

That's the joke you fucking infidel

[@givmemywife]

Thats the joke you uneducated buffoon

[@ATAbyRichie]

r/woooosh

[@Acepotter]

Ryan: "CHAD!!" Me: "Chad is my brother WTH DUDE!!" 😂 😂 😂

[@strawberry-bl7du]

Lmaooooooooo

[@thegirlslovely268]

Ana-oop

[@pretendihaveacoolname1597]

Oh-

[@Acepotter]

@Ezequiel Castanon mines not ej but its 1 of me nick mames

[@Acepotter]

@Ezequiel Castanon so what does yours stand 4

[@KylaTurcios]

ryan: *blood spattered on face* also ryan: *clean white shirt*

[@floofypoofy1626]

Logic

[@lexichan6582]

Kyla Turcios he could’ve changed 🤔

[@nz0589]

Logical

[@katisthebestt]

@@lexichan6582 then how would the blood be there still? When you take off your shirt your blood is gone

[@intissar1743]

@@katisthebestt after a while it might of been dried up idk really

[@chokurucoscosplayer8708]

“So you went dressed as a sexy maid maybe? Or a police officer?” Me: *dressed as a plague doctor* uh no..?

[@julieperez8413]

Me: *dressed as a Chipotle burrito*

[@dangagirl77]

Me: *dressed up as shrek eating an onion saying “GET OUT MAH SWAMP”*

[@alisonhowarth3937]

nah I'm dressed as a taco 🌮🌮🌮🌮 it's taco time 🎶🎶🎶

[@Reanimationnn]

Oml-LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂

[@fionatan6991]

Loveing scps dressing up as scp-043 happly kill my way in 🤣

[@cheesesticks427]

Ryan : don't forget to smile! Me : *Trying to smile even though my "boyfriend" kidnapped me*

[@alliecharpentier7042]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@atlas8646]

“You’ve been cheating on me.” Me: didn’t we break up-

[@rinnie.lolzzzz]

Mimi Serenade lmfao

[@rinnie.lolzzzz]

Jolene Boucher yes. Yes I do

[@jwblack111]

that exactly what i thought? xD

[@kaitlyngabel3699]

Ryan: *says “Disgusting”* No one: Absolutely nobody: Me: DiSguSTaNg!!

[@z_flr]

Ahh SHET here we go again😂😂

[@shina7418]

*rABekKi jEAnATe*

[@softie_uwu8366]

Kaitlyn Gabel Wdym no one! I do that all the time! 🤣

[@covidsurvivor3311]

I don't know why but me too😂

[@465lps]

Kaitlyn Gabel WELL IT WAS FOOKIN OF A YAS

[@sydgrace48]

Ryan: "I had to make sure you couldn't get away *this time"* Me: *wait a minute-*

[@counselorjenn5278]

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL OMG PLEASE POST MORE

[@Horrorenthusiast_forlife]

Don't take this the wrong way but...I just subbed

[@aidynrobson1790]

Ngl if she's hanging around with a chad she deserves it

[@lindathetford3776]

O_____o

[@Lexi-ru2vy]

OMEGA but in this vid, the “girl” and Ryan are ex’s..

[@ardenmurray9217]

@OMEGA I know an adult Chad, *super sweet, and kind* and he's the person that comes to my mind anytime someone mentions Chad, not a frat boy Chad

[@kelai1316]

Stupid Chad. Haha.

[@aidynrobson1790]

@@ardenmurray9217 I mean fair enough at least it's not a Kyle

[@weebiexox]

“I’m not even mad I’m just angry” Seem legit

[@russiandoge7773]

Weebie Xox ThAtS LeGiTnEsS

[@levorafuller4806]

YOUR A COPYCAT SOMBODY SAID THIS FIRST

[@iwilleatyourkids3472]

@@levorafuller4806 no one cares

[@levorafuller4806]

@@iwilleatyourkids3472 Bitch shut the fuck up no one cares about YOU 😒😐😕

[@kristinadickey6588]

No one: Kidnapped person: Chad: Ryan: It’s the only thing that makes me cry more then you

[@bunnijan]

💀💀💀

[@sftimchi69]

Plot twist: he is someone elses “boyfriend” and you just look like his “girlfriend” so he “accidentally” kidnapped you and after this he realises his mistake and then you two realise that not only his “girlfriend” cheated on him but also that chad who is your boyfriend cheated on you! Boom! Mindblow! 🤯💥

[@tamashi6046]

Thats the biggest plottwist ever made

[@clairepaschall701]

Huh my brain don’t understand????🤨🤨🤨

[@dommiedarkoh8816]

Lol

[@addictivve]

When it’s the moment you realise, the only relationship you’ll ever get is... In ASMR....

[@splxtg_ts3098]

Girl I feel you, I feel you. I ain’t gonna get no more than an ASMR role play-

[@kelseycoats7917]

Oops my heart went owwww girl that hurt but it’s true

[@BruceWayne-lk3ox]

At least they can't leave you.

[@amanita.z]

im scared to be in a relationship as in like dating someone cus what if they snap?

[@wealllovemia]

Audrey Clayhall there’s only like a 32% that will happen. You shouldn’t be afraid to love someone. Go and get it gurl! 😁👍

[@basically_michael6617]

"NO OTHER THAN CHAD" I spilled my water and wheezed so hard

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah he's back!

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5882]

Ryan: "Rise and shine" Me: *Bursts out laughing*

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5882]

@Megan McDonald I know but honestly fuck you. If I wouldn't have known already I would be pissed as fuck at you right now.

[@hatevamps]

@Megan McDonald I am going to cry now because I got spoilers

[@kurisutina6238]

@Megan McDonald well shit

[@StaleWildberryPoptart]

Megan McDonald fuck you what the hell! Why would you spoil something so important to some stranger on the internet!? Just great!

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5882]

@Megan McDonald delete your fucking comment

[@mtholen4425]

him: i have money to. like 17 dollars in my bank account. me: *starts weezing and my mom thinks i’m dying* i’ve never related to something more in my life

[@flazkes]

Me: Yeah I watch The Asmr Ryan Person: What does he do? Me: He has 45 different personalities... Edit: holy 300 likes!

[@TheASMRRyan]

best part of this is it's true!

[@garbageptez7721]

“Your my one and only” Sooo... 71k people are your one and only? I was talking about the views 😂 A lot of people thought I was talking about the subs

[@crow3467]

No, just one person is his one and only

[@user42oO]

Correction 219k

[@emmahannan570]

Correction again, 220k!!! Yasssss

[@bloorryvooid]

correction, 221K now!

[@thatsprettygood6962]

*kill it while it’s self aware*

[@tvt5483]

I heard “here’s Jonny” and I immediately clicked like

[@superweirdo6165]

Me too!!!!!

[@tracygambuto6422]

Lol

[@justplaying8777]

I like that he is looking out for his fans by giving a warning at the start

[@SumBilly]

EVERYONE RUN AWAY, HE FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE LISTENING TO OTHER ASMRIST

[@lindathetford3776]

Omg!!

[@TheASMRRyan]

HOW DARE YOU! MY SWEET SWEET AD REVENUE!

[@ultimatetea6527]

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@gamingfilmsbrother7054]

@@TheASMRRyan Ryan, you don't scare me easily. 🤨🤨🤨 So, I am not running. 😏😏😏

[@urbanxfrost]

GamingFilms Brother He gave you a curse that gave you one bar of WiFi and Signal and 30000 ping

[@icarussawyer9638]

“What did you go as? A bee? That’s actually pretty cute.” Oh my God I can’t.

[@chainedmagnolia]

Malic Noris I legit love bees so like I agreed with that

[@GraniteGolem]

__sunset__fever__ nah hombre he is with Busy B Asmr, hence the bee

[@Shinigami_Ramen]

I cant be the only one that smiled when he said don’t forget to smile.

[@TheASMRRyan]

yay! i am so happy to hear that! i am happy to help you smile!

[@fishyboi7798]

I smiled too

[@Shinigami_Ramen]

I enjoyed the scream reference that made me so happy

[@Felix_elias]

Same 😂

[@itayaboisethalt5971]

I feel Joker vibes

[@undeadzelda1285]

"You have a lot of memes" *realizes I have memes about chad and starts sweating profusely*

[@_mths_9405]

Him: what you go as? Me: a minecraft bee. Him: a bee, that's actually pretty cute. Me: *0_0*

[@kiawiipatato1630]

《I'm _h a p p y》 xox heyyyy gacha fam

[@Domisdrawings]

Ooh that "where were you last night" sent shivers down my spine, like damn, I already knew he can act, but that one line

[@TheASMRRyan]

thanks! happy i can scare you haha

[@celestialmadi]

Ryan: *has blood on his face but not on the axe* Me “did you get a new axe after you murdered someone?”

[@staceywise8241]

He didnt kill anyone, wait nevermind, because then how did he get the blood on his face, IM SO CONFUSED

[@celestialmadi]

purple turtle 101 maybe he did it for dramatic affect because Ryan is always so dramatic like going through my phone and peeking through my windows at night

[@bob837]

No he cleaned the axe boi

[@toast5198]

Don't like the commemt, let it stay at 69

[@bob837]

@@toast5198 yep

[@annafultyn1488]

Man I remember seing it this 4 years ago and thinking its kinda cringe and not for me. And now I love asmr and Im loving every video. And I went now like "ohhh it was you then" when I spotted it and got those flashbacks

[@iamconfusion9664]

Nobody: *him: HeY bAaAaAaAaBe* Blood on his face ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[@Fostersky]

I am Confusion his name is Ryan

[@iamconfusion9664]

@@Fostersky no shit,

[@Shadowface669]

Blood on the floor Blood on the floor Blood on the floor The repeated Blood on the floor was supposed to be in Echo

[@virtualangels5318]

FosterSky Confusion

[@chickenlittle6244]

When he said “rise and shine” I immediately thought of kylie

[@cherrie3268]

that was the purpose

[@Aceofbullshit]

“Your password is Chadilicious.” Me: It’s an inside joke?

[@smolrunt0498]

" What do girls see in Chad?" Me: I honestly don't know my dude...

[@lordofspiders9513]

YUP YOU ARE RIGHT

[@gabbie6273]

Ryan's normal voice is so different from his asmr voice lol

[@bundleasmr1730]

Gabriella no fucking shit

[@gagatoes2940]

@@bundleasmr1730 what

[@Zingerrr_r]

Bundle ASMR why are you so mad

[@bundleasmr1730]

BAKUGO SASUKE UCHIHA KATSUKI because literally every single person says that and his normal voice is obviously going to be different like no shit

[@Zingerrr_r]

Bundle ASMR some people just started watching him and don’t know

[@8aTwix]

Psycho boyfriend kidnaps you: Me: but aren’t I single :,’/

[@leahcox4054]

Plot twist, he’s someone else’s boyfriend

[@TangerineUser2]

Plot twist:you got ice cream and didn’t eat the ice cream so he threw you here

[@gdstudios539]

@@TangerineUser2 thats the same thing

[@TangerineUser2]

pinup 4351 ???

[@xxkatherine_editsxx4276]

Relatable

[@kimmytaehyungiee517]

Him “i tied you down” Me: **doing gang signs with my hands while in bed**

[@bunnijan]

LMAOOOO

[@dapperdave4901]

Kimmy Taehyungiee lol same

[@juaniya1802]

I don't get it but I'm dead laughing XD

[@xvzuly]

i laughed unnecessarily loud at this

[@Hitomimatoba]

THANK YOU FOR THIS INTRO!! GOD I've seen too many "psycho ____ ASMRs" that are actually psycho... like the creator of the videos will support and heart comments talking about how they wish they were in an abusive relationship! Basically supporting that "dark fantasy" of being in an abusive relationship. So I realllyyyy appreciate that you put these intros in!

[@Mussy606]

Best types of role plays for the Halloween season Good job my dude

[@TheASMRRyan]

Thank you so much! i am so happy you enjoyed!

[@michellehuang7598]

Me: the password is chad Ryan: the password is chadalicious I'm dying

[@xoxo_mimii703]

Nobody: Ryan: rise in shine *Kyle Jenner has inter the chat*

[@Aiyanaシ-z5c]

Ryan: “what did I do wrong?” Me: EVERYTHING!!!

[@gracemckenna0333]

Him - "Let's get down to business" me - "TO DEFEAT THE HANS"

[@ronswanson9324]

Nice reference but it’s Huns no hate though

[@mollyelizabeth2009]

Did they send me daughters, when I asked FOR SONS~

[@katewill8700]

Lol

[@mahcookie4455]

@@mollyelizabeth2009 me:*searches up the song* Me again:ok so it's.. Hmmmm I still can't find it

[@sydgrace48]

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met~♪

[@lukathelobster3091]

Why did I see this and start humming *Senpai Notice Me*

[@spencergivens7926]

Yandere?

[@lukathelobster3091]

@@cooleovlogs2964 Just the name of the video

[@cooleovlogs2964]

Oh sorry I thought that he was humming that song lol 😐😂

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahah nice to know you enjoyed

[@lindathetford3776]

that THAT JUST LEFT MY HEAD YOU JERK LOL!

[@xxrdexx718]

"I'm not even mad, I'm just angry." *Me when someone steals my food*

[@jesspenny5301]

Here's Jonny ...... Me:oh no God pls help

[@zer0spac344]

Him: A bee? That's actually pretty cute Me: Why thank yo- Him: BUT STILL

[@chiaraassalve3747]

I got a heart attack at that part😂😂

[@audreyydaoust7138]

nobody: not a single soul: Ryan: yOuR pAsSwOrD iS cHaDeliCioUs

[@lookalikegamersyt9888]

Cha-Deli-cious I didn’t know it was a deli.

[@geni.4844]

Him: let’s start with Snapchat Me: thinks he said Snapchad as a pun

[@smitatabriz6668]

Me: *shows my mom a meme* My mom: 16:00

[@nikolaireveles8105]

Facts

[@moonmonkey_jax]

FR BRO

[@darawitjes]

Nobody: Still no one: Ryan: bRoUgHt yOu an oNiOn

[@schark10k32]

YeA it's a RaW onIoN

[@2wml]

Dear god Ryan not the onion please

[@bunnijan]

Bruh I just cut an onion and cried

[@reedmymin6]

Ryan: *smells mayonnaise* Me: um Ryan: *chokes* smells like our relationship Me: toxic? Ryan: it's like rotten, falling apart

[@beehivegames7696]

Me: That’s not my phone My kidnapper: Then whose is it? Me: It’s Joe’s My kidnapper: whose Joe? Me: That phone belongs to jOe mAmA

[@sugarnookie23]

Crying lol 😂

[@marisolgallardo1890]

Hahhahah lmfao

[@r4ijcme]

I'm using that if i get kidnapped