ASMR Random Facts

I rediscovered useless facts and found them all mildly interesting.
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What is ASMR?
To me ASMR is an art form, just as a movie can put you in a different state of mind, so can ASMR. The difference being, movies achieve this state of mind as a byproduct, while ASMR strives to find those bits and amplify them. Over the years ASMR has greatly evolved from a simple tingle to a full body and mind experience. With an infinite amount of genres designed to help you, most popularly it can be used for relaxation, focus, motivation, stress and anxiety relief.
As the asmr community rapidly grows so does it's understanding. No longer is asmr a guilty pleasure but rather a scientifically studied and proven method of relaxation as a branch of meditation. As a follower of ASMR you know just how beneficial it can be first hand, and if you are new, I greatly encourage you to step into this new world with and open mind... just be sure you're ready for it to be blown.
For more information, check out the official wiki page:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

[@JojosASMR]

40 MINUTES OF *P J L O V E*

[@patricka8101]

Hi

[@Bthmcrlvr]

Jojo's ASMR hello frog boy

[@deerich188]

It’s uncle Waluigi

[@Casinhadigital]

♥♥♥♥♥

[@Jtvvv]

Jojo's ASMR hello jo jo

[@jragonjewel5745]

this man has such incredible golden retriever energy it’s insane

[@rydderjohnston6260]

Why does this make sense

[@HimeBurrito]

I always had a certain feeling ,and you described it perfectly

[@rydderjohnston6260]

XxkurokomiichanxX fr

[@nadialoftus5134]

I-

[@Henriong]

You don’t think about it until you read your comment

[@ASMRHiking]

They're not useless facts, I'm using them to sleep

[@acerooge5763]

This should be pinned

[@melconam]

Mind blown

[@ant-on-tree5760]

Preach

[@Harry_808]

Wow I didnt think about that

[@honestlymars]

And it would actually take him just under twelve days to recite every fact on the app. Now you know. Betcha glad I worked that out.

[@honestlymars]

Here's another random fact: it would actually take PJ just under twelve days to recite every fact on the app, providing he spoke nonstop the entire time without sleeping. 18 days if he did sleep to make sure he didn't die. 19 with breaks. Now you know. Betcha glad I worked that out.

[@acidic_soda]

Can't tell if it's impressive, sad or both that you took the time to do this..... No, I can. It's both. It's very very impressive and very very sad

[@A-ID-A-M]

Heres another fact: theres no proof of this math. Its possible, but theres no proof. haha

[@charliemason6225]

Bruh you've got too much spare time 😂😂

[@estebanortega8744]

Some facts take longer to read than others so your statement is false

[@notjoeleavemealone]

TheRealDeal IsHere We don’t know his math. He could be going by a uniform equation, or he included the average length of saying each specific word that the app provides and then accounted for outside variables. In either scenario the chances are that he’s not completely right and we should expect a margin of error.

[@danarae4243]

10:55 when you see the first question on the quiz

[@sadiearneson7199]

Dana Rae lmaoo that’s fax

[@ItsMe-gd5lb]

More like when i thought things couldn’t get worse then I find out there’s a back side with harder question

[@lukefraktor765]

soo true

[@dianesxr]

Me: Tries to fall asleep Me: Falls in love

[@Sara-mn5hh]

Diane Spiller same! 😂😂

[@Mnyu]

Yeah, I'm also getting pretty *tired of love.*

[@dinosmorez]

Wut..

[@whatyoulookingat1959]

Cringe 😬

[@lemonshatter2454]

Shut up bitch

[@randomhuman9203]

I’d like to see him do this but with bad jokes instead 😂

[@tjmorra5918]

YESSSS

[@toonboy396]

There's a dad joke app i have one

[@papi9393]

@@toonboy396 didnt ask.

[@straypaws6339]

Please yes

[@flicker1014]

@@papi9393 no one asked but we needed it

[@PARISASMR]

Well done mon ami ! Random facts are perfect and your whispering is exactly what I need to fall asleep. It‘s so late here in Paris. 😴💤

[@676sunnyday]

PARIS ASMR Bonjour :D

[@viltemikelionyte5329]

Bonjourr :3

[@Manonb8595]

Flo !!!! Vous êtes mes deux asmrtists préférés😁

[@LOLGAMERWr]

No

[@LOLGAMERWr]

And you are gay

[@joshcook8360]

You’re the first ASMR KZbinr to give me tingles PJ, honestly I love your videos!

[@jamesmorres9573]

Josh Cook Oh wow! Hi josh cook!!

[@user-xv9fl3xv6g]

Josh Cook same there was a video with some layered sounds that gave me tingles for days

[@H2805-g7h]

Josh Cook you’re gay

[@nicholasmoy6496]

pj: blue light keeps you awake me: * immediately downloads blue light filter app*

[@jackhonore4512]

Nicholas Moy almost every phone has a built in blue light filter

[@cookiemonster31717]

Nicholas Moy I just saw this comment as soon as he said it 😂

[@alora3427]

since everyone is saying “let me slip in my PJamas” I think it’s time for some cool merch

[@Katiep-yg2es]

Twenty One Bitches yassssssssss

[@ryleerose927]

Twenty One Bitches i see you all the time 😂 love the username

[@natesantino6931]

Where I come from people just call pyjamas pjs so he’s got that

[@izuvsp8487]

Twenty One Bandito’s:/ Wow u used to be called Twenty one Bitches XDDDD

[@Jesu_Stenger]

I LOOOVE your profile picture AND your username

[@xViceBeach]

your eyes alone melts butter.

[@abigailpaige8176]

jessey no hate but.... how do you cure world peace? 😂

[@StarTrekMarco]

Abigail Paige *grabs popcorn and takes a seat*

[@bobtheblob1668]

r/unexpectedgay

[@xViceBeach]

Abigail Paige it was a joke...no hate abby

[@johnmarston1904]

I like that in the asmr community these sorts of arguments can actually be solved without a atrocious argument

[@ew35787]

24:46 "suicidal people tend to have suicidal tendencies" OHHHH MY GOD WHATTTTT

[@ew35787]

but fr this is a great video thanks PJ!!!!

[@pchs]

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes✨

[@christinaphoenix2248]

@@pchs together we can stop this

[@christinaphoenix2248]

@InspektahVyle same-

[@ayashawky6187]

Isn't suicidal tendencies a metal band?

[@illiillliliilliilliilillli6244]

He Protecc He actacc But most importantly He sends tingles down my bacc

[@niklaspamer7609]

BritishWhispers nicely stolen from Jojo's comment section

[@illiillliliilliilliilillli6244]

Niklas Pamer I commented this a month ago but okay love

[@jazminemoore1450]

he reads assorted random facc

[@jakebraun6376]

And my buttcracc And my shop vacc And my tree sapp But not my ball sacc

[@slimecicleclips7897]

This isnt original and thats a facct

[@piapitako]

“ooo lala don’t tell my momma” i cannot he’s so cute pls protect him at all costs

[@jelmarroos5230]

I am here to remind you of this comment from 2 years ago

[@audrey4719]

“EHHH that’s in a while tho we don’t gotta worry about that” MEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEE

[@mokumokura]

these random fact videos are literally the only videos I am able to fall asleep to what

[@WhisperedFactsASMR]

You like your knowledge, same as me.

[@ScrDesh]

Random fact: My right ear is extremely sensitive to asmr while my left is quite dull to it and I don't know why.

[@kaiag8932]

Omg same I’ve always wondered if that was just me. Except it’s my left ear that’s sensitive and my right that’s dull.

[@Nimbus-oi6qm]

I can’t hear from my left ear so I just get it all from my right

[@eradurk4364]

We get it

[@longleglarry]

Both of mine are dull 😍

[@ev3r51nc3]

Kaia G just curious are you left handed? i am and it’s the same for me

[@GreenGardens051]

That one dislike didnt have headphones

[@Lookeasyle]

AMRYYYY

[@martha9699]

I love me some skinny noodles

[@asantaimeep]

Me: *skips through in an attempt to find where I left off before i fell asleep last night* PJ: KNEADING THE DOUGH AGAINST THEIR VULVA- Me: *WH-*

[@vickyofficialunicorn3912]

Just in time for sleep! It's midnight in the UK, and my photography sketchbook is due in tomorrow and i still have a lot of pages to complete. Lets hope I'll learn some random facts and wake up early in the morning to finish it off 😅😊

[@itsoran4238]

Vicky OfficialUnicorn hope you get it done good luck

[@vickyofficialunicorn3912]

Thank you! I hope i get it done too 😂😂

[@mrtappyasmr7702]

Vicky OfficialUnicorn good luck.

[@heloisepoisson7073]

Vicky OfficialUnicorn so did you manage to finish it? 😃

[@vickyofficialunicorn3912]

I'm sorry to let you down guys - I did not finish it 😩

[@lona.3914]

ANOTHER FACT: you and this video are the definition of perfection

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Nah.

[@WhisperedFactsASMR]

How kind lol.

[@autumnnilsen537]

Why am I learning more here than I do in school?! Lol

[@autumloven6320]

Welcome to 2020 were not learning

[@SavoryPeach]

Unintentional asmr seems to send me to sleep better than the usual stuff so this is a pretty great in between

[@yumi.2201]

I need more finger fluttering of PJ.

[@leiasasmr3948]

regarding one of the first facts: there's no need for an app to prevent blue light if you have an iPhone! I'm not sure if android has it, but iPhones have a "night shift" mode which switches your phone to a warm light rather than a blue light. I have mine set to start at 10pm but you can set it for any time!

[@guppy8073]

Mack B woah, cool fact! I had no idea that was an option

[@zzzarianna]

Thanks, that was helpful!

[@anonymousdratini]

Mack B aw damn, my version of Android doesn't appear to have this! (Android 7.0), anyone have a newer version that could tell us if that's a thing they've added?

[@MylisaC99]

I have a Samsung S8 and it offers a blue light option. Thanks for the interesting fact PJ

[@mrtappyasmr7702]

Mack B I’ve not seen such a mode

[@whitebread5169]

Most useless fact: PJ doesn't share his food due to death, and death related symptoms.

[@LittleLottieLorah]

I was almost asleep but I heard the autistic comment and I needed to say my 6 year old has autism and he is very empathetic so I don't know how true these "facts" are . anyways I couldn't leave that lol

[@CatherinesClaws]

I have autism as well we absolutely do have empathy

[@emmashular4381]

That's why they are uselss facts, because some of them probably aren't true

[@CatherinesClaws]

@@emmashular4381 facts implies they're true sis idk what you're talking about

[@emmashular4381]

@@CatherinesClaws I was agreeing with you that some of these aren't true

[@CatherinesClaws]

@@emmashular4381 Except he goes through and picks out ones that aren't true. He should have researched more; some people will assume these are true and that harms autistic kids.

[@Francesca-jl7it]

*pronounces goliath as "gohl-ee-ath"*

[@bearssman69]

Francesca I noticed this so hard😂

[@TobyStan]

how else are you supposed to pronounce it lmao. Im not a native english speaker but this way seems legit to me lolol

[@EddieAngelo27]

@@TobyStan I don't know how to write it but maybe this'll help, Gohl-i-ath

[@ricakirk1606]

Goal-eye-eth

[@ricakirk1606]

Or if you're from the midwest/south, it would be closer to Gull-eye-uth

[@meghan7067]

I’m from Scotland and I promise we’re not all scary or murderous, don’t worry i’ll protect u xx

[@meghan7067]

Cemitrix I mean, there’s always the murderous few, amirite x

[@octaviabluebunny5998]

Meghan confirmation

[@rachelscully5680]

I’m from Scotland too! And I’m definitely not a scary murderous person!

[@samhamsamwich1405]

There's scary and murderous people in every country lol

[@Charlie-yp6ub]

I’m from Glasgow (the supposed dangerous city in Scotland) but I hear about just as much stuff happening in other cities like Edinburgh and that

[@throoming]

“If it was because of bar fights that would be hilarious” lmao I had that reaction as well

[@meghan7067]

Where can I get a PJ 😩😩

[@makeazy]

Meghan no where

[@valaya.3]

Well you can get pajamas at a lot of different stores

[@milcagonzalez7592]

Meghan SAME!!!!

[@LesAnderson]

At your local library

[@bigboss4178]

in the same place where you Ligma

[@abigailpaige8176]

I LOVE YOUR RANDOM FACTS VIDEOS YES PJ YESSSSSSS!!!!!

[@AR_86]

Random facts ASMR are addicting to listen to, imo. They're my favorite videos, so thank you very much for this! 💛

[@WhisperedFactsASMR]

Agree.

[@jordigeven8485]

After you told the fact about blue light I instantly downloaded the filter app lmao

[@beatrizpereira5328]

Never been here so early, i’m so ready to sleep, it was a bad day for me

[@imzenoz8668]

Beatriz Pereira hope you feel better m8

[@GreenGardens051]

Same

[@user-hh4ne3fd3i]

Hope you feel better. Everything improves after a good night's rest

[@chico3573]

Espero que já esteja tudo bem Beatriz :) Um abraço português para ti :)

[@amieaustin9579]

it's been a year, do you feel better now? wanna talk about it?

[@stevierose3037]

I don’t mean to be a party pooper but the scorpion “fact” is incorrect. Scorpions are immune to their own venom, therefore cannot poison themselves or kill themselves in that manner. However, alcohol may affect the scorpions nervous system if it breaks through the exoskeleton, making the scorpion convulse, which people may mistake for a stinging action.

[@izzitlife557]

Sarah Rose smert peepo er smert

[@colinbillington9584]

you are a scorpion nerd

[@aldiishere]

That’s actually really helpful thank you

[@indiighoul]

me: gonna go to sleep now, it's nearly 3am my sleep disorder: im about to end this man's whole career

[@user-fn8tf6yi5i]

fact: it's real snazzy boye hours

[@bethpalmer-q3c]

the sound quality is so good that when his stomach rumbled i genuinely believed it was my stomach and had to replay it

[@WhisperedFactsASMR]

Haha that's happened to me before.

[@raidingqueen2037]

I couldn’t sleep so perfect timing

[@ashlo7624]

i just want to say, i’ve been watching asmr for a while now to fall asleep. it makes me sleepy and calm. you are the first person to EVER give me actual tingles. So thank you ((: you’ve become one of my favorites.

[@hara5555]

I always had a question thats always in my head that no one ever knows but what does those colors mean on the side of a candy wrapper?

[@agentpink9524]

Queen Zahara they’re the colors used specifically for the candy wrapper. I think it’s for copyrights or making sure all wrappers are color matched????

[@Racheyy666]

PJ is literally the only person in the whole world who gives me instant tingles, right down my side. It’s intense every single time, with every single video. He’s honestly so underrated as an asmrtist. He’s awesome. ✨

[@knoxoxo5123]

Hello!! Perfect timing! Just about to nap on my couch to get rid of stress on my finals!

[@flinginggaming1998]

Potato dude your comment is over your other

[@nellb7307]

Yo thanks for this. I get severe spiraling anxious thoughts if I don’t hear someone talking in the background/have something to focus on otherwise when trying to sleep. This really helps.

[@milesbarrett4046]

He protecc He atacc But most importantly He gives us random facc

[@hanmabaki4620]

Literally my favourite asmr series type thing

[@yeetyeet4029]

I just got new headphones and just finished unboxing them now!!! Can you get any better with timing???

[@kenz4236]

why are you literally one of the only asmrtists that gives me tingles? like other asmrtists could be whispering the exact same thing as you, with the exact same microphone, same tone, everything...yet i won’t get tingles from them... i only get tingles from your voice. strange lol 😂

[@cameronholtman9856]

19:37 WHO ELSE CAUGHT IT??! “English women baked cockle by needing their bread against their vulva (vagina area) by wriggling and baking it” Ewwwww my night is officially uncomfortable 😂😂

[@amandakistner5172]

Cameron Holtman “thats probably a baking term”

[@elinnelly1253]

Pj: doesn't like sharing food because of the bacteria Me: doesn't like sharing food because I want to eat all of it myself

[@meriiiam5647]

Me: *sees the thumbnail saying useless facts* Also me: *sees he is pointing at himself*

[@Bleepbloop9402]

I dont know what i would do without your whispers!!!

[@caitlingronow6667]

update in 2020: the stygiomedusa gigantea jellyfish has had 115 sightings in 110 years

[@pandachick95]

Every video that I watch from you immediately makes me happy, like I watch all your videos like an idiot smiling at my phone 😆😆

[@virtualninja7687]

Pj Almost bursts out laughing 15:37

[@AnnaS-my6oc]

These are my favourite videos from you! I have all your other random facts videos in my asmr playlist and I fall asleep to them very often😊

[@buttercuppyow]

I’m getting tingles in my nose................... oh my god

[@zoejane1444]

It is currently 11:41 where i am and i have been looking for a good video for about 3 hours now and this is the first video to actually make me sleepy. Thanks pj, you never fail me. Lots of love❤

[@denniscowe3289]

PJ: But I don’t really feel like doing more videos... Me: WTF PJ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭 PJ: ...at least for tonight Me: OMG *regulates breathing*

[@gamingbro6522]

I don't why but you are just so so good at relaxing people the voice is so soft and i think your doing great i love you and your videos great job pj your just one of those people that are down to earth and you understand everything (how can that be possible) MINDBLOWN your just the kindness human ever and i cant even explain how good your content is and it's has the greatest quality ever thank you so much pj keep doing what your doing!

[@fordmoffat1044]

14:01 anyone else think this was their stomach??

[@riversnout74837]

Ford Moffat right when he said that my stomach growled

[@junkcinemaproductions]

my only hopes of watching this video: no ads no creepy/scary facts satisfied. ❤️

[@nazmimohamed9459]

You're the coolest, memest ASMRtist of all time

[@xnightcoresongsx8029]

you're honestly the only asmr KZbinr I can watch without feeling like.. awkward I guess? so thank you for that :)

[@jacksonyoung2271]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He brings us useless fact

[@TheSimaralynn]

Hahahahaha.. I might have to pause, remove my stomach and return 🤣

[@amaris7817]

Random fact: I love your videos

[@amaris7817]

Charlie Schurk don't tell me what I like bc you don't know

[@CLaRITaBONITa12345]

The reason why I struggle to sleep is because I have a lot of my mind and these facts really give me something else to think about while I fall asleep thank you ❤️

[@Laura.Kramer]

every single comment section of his is like 90% "HES SO ATTRACTIVE MARRY ME" y'all gon give him confidence issues in the future lmao

[@desireandfire]

Jesse Plumb yeah i don’t get it

[@relayden603]

This is probably the best ASMRtist I have ever heard !

[@ashhole7240]

I’m early again.. which means no good comments for me to scroll through :(

[@edenhanna4417]

Right as I’m going to sleep and looking for some asmr pj uploads I am blessed! ❤️

[@literaltrash6688]

Why is pj more pretty than us all? Answer:god sculpted him from pure gold

[@niklaspamer7609]

Literal Trash dafuq

[@libbytunstead4994]

na he just born from smexy genetics ig 🙆🏽‍♂️

[@tysib63]

Lol why u speaking for all of us Btw I don't intend on offending anyone its just a question

[@rebeccacahoon4181]

These are my favourite videos, they never fail to help me sleep and with exam stress I definitely needed this😊💙

[@givemesumoreos5135]

Am I the only one who pronounces facts as fax and not FACTS?

[@jesuschrist6609]

yes

[@amieaustin9579]

nope I do it too

[@soleiljace]

Thanks pj I fell asleep in 4 minutes watching this last night. I woke up getting choked by my headphones and 5 hours late for work but it was worth a good sleep !

[@cataminoldo6999]

is this heaven? wow

[@izzitlife557]

Cata Minoldo no buddy... heaven doesn’t exist, and when you die you rot in the ground or get burned and put into a pot to sit until someone does no longer care about your existence and throws it away or scatters the ashes if you are lucky... I don’t remember typing this FUN

[@marilyn.harlow]

Izzit Life who hurt you😂😭

[@mariah2103]

This is honestly my favorite asmr channel ever

[@ER-nh9ss]

This video helpd me so much. My great uncle roger died in the naepolian war and has left me with severe crippling depression. This also cured my bowel obstruction . They are cleansed and working again, your words dissolved the blockage. Thankyou.

[@billclinton3201]

Finnnallllyyyyy a new random facts asmr I’ve been needing a new one for 9000 years

[@lennytrue8576]

tru fact: pj doesnt know what a vulva is

[@Belientje100]

YES! love me some asmr facts! from all asmr video's on youtube I love these ones the most! your voice is just so relaxing!

[@TheSilentASMR]

19:07 *As a cinnamon* 😂

[@skeletor2012]

I LOVE THESE RANDOM FACTS VIDEOS!

[@eoinkinsella9958]

How many likes can ‘ *yeet* ‘ get

[@stupidlmao5763]

9

[@got7_is_life_and_love_jack474]

18

[@shaazl775]

60

[@peridot2f5l5sg2]

69 *insert lenny face here*

[@ardenmurray9217]

108

[@Muphn]

I legit found you yesterday by your useless fact vids and watched them all wishing “gosh I hopes he will make more.” And you make one today

[@kade4503]

Maybe its "anna-TOE-mick mythology"

[@Emil_Stoltz]

No. "Anna-tah-mick".

[@jeffyoung4078]

Plot twist: PJ's next video is about how he got a chicken in the mail from his aunt in Poland.

[@TheSilentASMR]

19:55 *Springtrap flashbacks*

[@virtualninja7687]

Silent ASMR *sitting in a dark room randomly hearing that*

[@lia_.w]

You post just as I'm about to go to sleep so this is perfect!

[@jacksonyoung2271]

Anyone else notice how he mispronounced "Goliath"?

[@Melo24906]

There is nothing better than hearing a voice and relax without actually having to listen ❤️ to fall asleep

[@LanceASMR]

Jajaja cool ready to learn 😜❤❤

[@ashhole7240]

You comment on every video

[@BMS_]

Ash Y its a way of ninja spamming

[@ashhole7240]

bmS haha accurate

[@lucie6636]

this mans smile makes my day :)

[@Thedingoasmr]

Random fact: The average person spends three years of their life on the toilet

[@Mnyu]

Fun fact: The average person spends their entire life alive

[@angelaprvulovic3654]

his smile is everything

[@emilialucyy9387]

Offended he wouldn’t show us his screen😂

[@geckomafia]

The ASMR is top notch but the energy keeps me coming baaaaaack