ASMR Request ~ Bitchy Furniture Helpline Operator

[@janat6501]

"I did not spell your name wrong your parents did" im dying😂😂

[@Limestone_Wolf]

>When your ASMR videos opening line is "this is the dumbest bunch of crap I ever saw" >when it's delightful

[@redherring24]

I’m on a rewatch and there was a bad ad before this video, so that first line was gold

[@alexandra_vic_]

"that is officially not our problem" 😂😂😂 these bitchy role plays are GOLD!

[@e333r5]

these dont make me sleep they make me laugh

[@GarretWallace]

She's got an amazing memory for those furniture models! I love this!

[@BriaBASMRVIDEOS]

*I Love These!! Never Stop Making Them!*

[@Manders233]

omg 1-800- I am a loser 😂 that's great I love this video amazing job!

[@KellaB333]

Those product names are awesome lol great video! :)

[@mia57468]

Sybil (idk how to spell her name) has a lot of jobs lol!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I imagine she's forced to seek new employment often.

[@conwilcon967]

hahaha true

[@Scoobydcs]

SouthernASMR Sounds lol

[@isabelleaurora3198]

Z öoiey

[@Wiconder]

OMG!! You had me laughing my ass off. 1-800-IMA-LOSER. Zooiey 😂😂😂

[@HonorSocietyRebel]

These videos are the best! And that keyboard is my favorite.

[@Mirandanns]

You and Kaysmr could do something AMAZING together! Like a mother/daughter student/professor basically anything with the both of you.

[@tangandwoowoo]

"We swear we thought it was beef" 😂😂😂

[@tylerjune1195]

Amie Hughes what part of the video is that at exactly so I can watch it😂

[@tangandwoowoo]

Tyler June around 12:25 😂

[@yuleweimer]

Sybil is the Best character I've ever seen. She tells everything that everybody wants to, but can't. " Ok, STOP crying ". 😂😂😂

[@tylerjune1195]

Was Sybil fired from her last job because she was so rude? Now she's working this one?:P

[@helenhraz]

YES!! Sybil is back!!!

[@taztaz9069]

Could you make a "camera caressing" or a "lens tapping " video? You'd be perfect! Been subbed since 2,000. So amazing to see you grow so much!!!

[@HonorSocietyRebel]

taz taz yes please!!

[@Fiobo823]

I was at one of these places today. I managed to avoid the traditional in store argument with my partner, simply by diving downstairs immediately, allowing him to peruse the furniture in peace. Judging by the amount of dirty looks flying around, the tired sighs and the crying of traumatised children, others did not fare so well. The last time we went he picked out a curtain rail. I agreed that it was really nice, so we bought it. Too late he realised that in order to put it up, he was going to have to drill through a solid concrete lintel. Two drill bits and much swearing later, it was up. I would like it known that at no point did I mention how he talked me out of the one I wanted in order to buy this one. :)

[@beautifuldisgraceis]

Hahahaha!!!! Hooked from the first line "this is the dumbest bunch of crap I have ever seen". Freaking amazing.

[@Ryan-yp4fc]

You are such a gem, so lucky to have found your channel today and get blessed with 3 uploads in my sub box! Already love you!

[@asmr-n-texas1128]

You are seriously hilarious, and you hit the nail on the head with this one! I love your dry humor and sarcasm. We're cut from the same cloth!

[@Mirandanns]

I realize I comment like a stalker but it seriously blows my mind how great you are in every single video. I live for your role-plays!

[@Mikeyboibange24]

your Role Plays always have me rolling😂😅 you are a natural Thespian😎... your the BEST!

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you so much!

[@janicewolfe3028]

"I'm not Rainman" lmao :)

[@katadored5699]

LOL You said what every customer service rep wishes they could say. You're hysterical. : )

[@Angelhrlqn]

“Thank you for choosing Idea, we didn’t break it, you did!” Lol 😂 I am a tech advisor and although I can’t say what Sybil says, I can definitely relate and your videos really help me practice staying calm and overcome difficult customers. Love your Sybil videos! 🤍

[@nomadsinwanderland]

14:25 “diseases only bats get” Mary predicted Covid 19. That’s it, I win Apocalypse Bingo.

[@averynovak4214]

LOL

[@conwilcon967]

I like how this business has an actual hilarious logo rather than "THIS IS IDEA"

[@JT-dm4vt]

I love these! I need 10,000 of these everyday!

[@kaylintaylor2218]

i think we need an update on the kitties :) or maybe even a soft spoken house tour

[@whisperinthewind1986]

lmfao!!! this is awesome! and so different as far as asmr goes! brilliant!

[@bckteague]

Literally never stop making these

[@CelticScorp87]

I love this please do a part 2 in the future.So glad i subbed!!!!!!!!

[@thatveganfatkid6882]

idea ikea i see a pattern

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Noooo! That's just a coincidence!

[@thatveganfatkid6882]

SouthernASMR Sounds oh well its kinda funny. i love your role-plays

[@rachelm9886]

Sara Strawberry sarcasm my dear.

[@jessicap4103]

Even when you try and be bitchy you just can't because you're such a beautiful person! 😂😊❤

[@goodstorylover]

Isn´t it funny how relaxing bitchy "delivery" is? It shouldn´t be, right? But somehow you manage it to be. Well done, you have a real knack for role playing, and your accent here (esp. for me, non native speaker) is truly ASMRey :o)

[@bray3767]

do you have these kind of role plays like scripted out are do you just come up with it as you go

[@IAmErica-qv7wj]

this is not relaxing, but it sure is ridiculously funny!! you're an AMAZING actress..imo

[@LinaLovegood]

IDEA i love it

[@kirstyrosevasquez9685]

I discovered you last night and you m’am are amazing!

[@mermaidlagoon864]

(Unrelated) I went to North Carolina to visit The Land Of Oz right before the hurricane hit. On my to do list while I was there for the hot second on my road trip from Texas was Biscuitville. I really wanted it after seeing a few of your videos and how much you praised them. So my plan was to go right after we left OZ up on Beech Mountain. I was HELLA dissapointed to find they closed at 2pm! I really wanted to try it on your suggestion. WAaaaAAah! lol Next time...

[@babyblue2709]

You're hilarious! I love all of your videos.

[@bruceharkins7843]

Finally, a face to go with the voice! I don't appreciate you giving me the 1-800-IMA-LOSER phone number. It took me 17 attempts before I finally figured out that wasn't a real number! You made me cry.

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Well, my callers deserve it! (Just kidding)

[@Beevenhouse]

'Don't get too upset, your toupet will slide off again.' Damn, I wish I was that good coming up with insults.

[@user-wq6uz9sd6e]

your hair is so cute!!

[@happylidlcloud]

the note made me laugh so hard.

[@maymay-sq1ix]

OH MY GOD. I saw "Idea" and I lost it lmao, now I can't sleep

[@Schmusekissens]

Love the bitchy role play series!

[@jamie6506]

I've watched this I don’t even know how many times and I just realized she spelled out "I'M A LOSER" on the second customer.

[@le_Gay]

lol Zöoiey This is totally how everyone should spell Zoë

[@amtaylor525]

This video is hilarious!! I love it so much. hahah!!

[@arministired]

You know, sometimes I have to go to my brain for an Idea. But hey, I can just call them up instead.

[@margiehandler3427]

omg...where are you coming up with these product names.....you are a hoot

[@Treyshaggydbdm]

can we please get a part 2 to this and mcdowels

[@louisegood6432]

HAHA i was dying at the "o" part with the two dots haahahaha

[@tutatehaja1777]

you are so funny. I love all of your bitchy videos. so so funny :) from New Zealand

[@poshdebdeb2837]

one hot second....hahahaha. too funny. love it

[@PatienceBrody]

So I had to go google what the dots over the o were called. lol Also as a call taker these kind of things are often said (internally) on a daily basis. lol

[@212xyz2]

Me on ur operator helpline last time "thank god that bitch is gone " *clicks on this one * "Hello this is Sybil " Me : oh for gods sake ! 😂

[@gianllucasimi]

OMG, this is too good :) LOL

[@margiehandler3427]

I love these......I may have a seizure laughing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chelseasimonevlogs]

Wow this video was so awesome. Thank you for taking the time to make it. I actually just started making ASMR vids on my channel and I'd appreciate any feedback or critiques you have ❤️

[@JenASMRunboxing]

lol, this is excellent, thank you :)

[@spyderspic666]

lmffffao "1 800 I Am A L O S E R"

[@lethierhedger7225]

"Start seeing things with your ears" lmao wtf

[@chicknik1boo929]

*Your To cheap to Buy 4* I'm Dying! 😆 😂

[@delhawk8726]

😮 you're a lady who seems like you'd be up for the request & whips out videos rather quickly (I'm 37 weeks) - I honestly don't know how to ask this but could you do a video for pregnant women or like positive affirmations for labour n stuff or something of the sort ? I've been looking everywhere and I can't seem to find any :/ I know not everyone's preggers so it might be too much to ask but I figured I'd try 😗

[@delhawk8726]

Please and thank you :) if not, I'll live and continue to be an understanding fan

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Aw, bless your heart! I've been there! I'll definitely see what I can do. Just let me know if there are any phrases or words in particular that you think you'd prefer or that would sound better. Hang in there! :)

[@delhawk8726]

SouthernASMR Sounds you are too kind ! 😭 I don't have anything in particular in mind but if it helps any, I'm more so nervous of actually meeting her than I am of labour & delivery ... if thats a good lead - but thank you, thank you 💕

[@chillcloud6813]

"1800-IMALOSER" DEADD

[@seanmarkow3030]

I would shop at "IDEA"

[@johnfitzgerald1192]

9:00 and 9:04 Would've been more relaxing to have the sounds of the keys being pressed on the keyboard. Instead of the sound of a thump.

[@lord.have.myrcene]

Rhe ladelkadoole or the leedlekadoole lmao

[@John-dz6vm]

Should have bought lazyboy :)

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

John Nah, she'd dog on you for that, too.

[@Pokemon00158]

KZbin comments slipping through at 29:57 :p

[@chasetv5103]

Can you please make more bitchy role-plays PLEASE!!!!

[@linguaphile9415]

Idea < Ikea?

[@e333r5]

-ikea is German -ikea has weird furniture names - ikea is as similar to idea

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

I'm pretty sure Ikea is Swedish. Of course, though, we're talking about Idea here.

[@mortenlothe6893]

ikea is swedish and the weird names are swedish boy and girl names to make it easy. (if your from scandinavia;)

[@Ohmygh0st]

Oh i thought you just came up with some funny names but it's actually German right ?😅

[@MrLatios1993]

i loved it lol

[@Cynthiaruffalo]

😂😂😂Too funny 😂

[@margiehandler3427]

I bid...!!!!!!!!!!!! an got it

[@melissanunwz4216]

can you please do hair play

[@wow-dw7gh]

IDEA HAHAHA

[@CharlotteTakano87]

😂😂😂👍🏼💯

[@cringefied1432]

1800- IMA-LOSER ou

[@russodd]

I don't know if it was intentional, but I'm getting quite an "entitled millennial" vibe from Sybil/Cibill/Howeveritsspelled. It looks good on you, Mary!

[@miguelp1789]

Hilarious

[@citlalivillegas9298]

Omg it's called IDEA ABAHAHA LIKE IKEA LOLZ

[@ondskanbolton28]

Baia baia :v

[@conniebradley9307]

🤣😂🤣

[@helenhraz]

i *D* ea 😂

[@austinrausch3762]

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