ASMR Request ~ Bitchy Furniture Helpline Operator

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SouthernASMR Sounds

SouthernASMR Sounds

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@janat6501
@janat6501 7 жыл бұрын
"I did not spell your name wrong your parents did" im dying😂😂
@Limestone_Wolf
@Limestone_Wolf 7 жыл бұрын
>When your ASMR videos opening line is "this is the dumbest bunch of crap I ever saw" >when it's delightful
@redherring24
@redherring24 6 жыл бұрын
I’m on a rewatch and there was a bad ad before this video, so that first line was gold
@alexandra_vic_
@alexandra_vic_ 7 жыл бұрын
"that is officially not our problem" 😂😂😂 these bitchy role plays are GOLD!
@e333r5
@e333r5 7 жыл бұрын
these dont make me sleep they make me laugh
@GarretWallace
@GarretWallace 7 жыл бұрын
She's got an amazing memory for those furniture models! I love this!
@BriaBASMRVIDEOS
@BriaBASMRVIDEOS 7 жыл бұрын
*I Love These!! Never Stop Making Them!*
@Manders233
@Manders233 7 жыл бұрын
omg 1-800- I am a loser 😂 that's great I love this video amazing job!
@KellaB333
@KellaB333 7 жыл бұрын
Those product names are awesome lol great video! :)
@mia57468
@mia57468 7 жыл бұрын
Sybil (idk how to spell her name) has a lot of jobs lol!
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 жыл бұрын
I imagine she's forced to seek new employment often.
@conwilcon967
@conwilcon967 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha true
@Scoobydcs
@Scoobydcs 7 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds lol
@isabelleaurora3198
@isabelleaurora3198 7 жыл бұрын
Z öoiey
@Wiconder
@Wiconder 7 жыл бұрын
OMG!! You had me laughing my ass off. 1-800-IMA-LOSER. Zooiey 😂😂😂
@HonorSocietyRebel
@HonorSocietyRebel 7 жыл бұрын
These videos are the best! And that keyboard is my favorite.
@Mirandanns
@Mirandanns 7 жыл бұрын
You and Kaysmr could do something AMAZING together! Like a mother/daughter student/professor basically anything with the both of you.
@tangandwoowoo
@tangandwoowoo 7 жыл бұрын
"We swear we thought it was beef" 😂😂😂
@tylerjune1195
@tylerjune1195 7 жыл бұрын
Amie Hughes what part of the video is that at exactly so I can watch it😂
@tangandwoowoo
@tangandwoowoo 7 жыл бұрын
Tyler June around 12:25 😂
@yuleweimer
@yuleweimer 7 жыл бұрын
Sybil is the Best character I've ever seen. She tells everything that everybody wants to, but can't. " Ok, STOP crying ". 😂😂😂
@tylerjune1195
@tylerjune1195 7 жыл бұрын
Was Sybil fired from her last job because she was so rude? Now she's working this one?:P
@helenhraz
@helenhraz 7 жыл бұрын
YES!! Sybil is back!!!
@taztaz9069
@taztaz9069 7 жыл бұрын
Could you make a "camera caressing" or a "lens tapping " video? You'd be perfect! Been subbed since 2,000. So amazing to see you grow so much!!!
@HonorSocietyRebel
@HonorSocietyRebel 7 жыл бұрын
taz taz yes please!!
@Fiobo823
@Fiobo823 7 жыл бұрын
I was at one of these places today. I managed to avoid the traditional in store argument with my partner, simply by diving downstairs immediately, allowing him to peruse the furniture in peace. Judging by the amount of dirty looks flying around, the tired sighs and the crying of traumatised children, others did not fare so well. The last time we went he picked out a curtain rail. I agreed that it was really nice, so we bought it. Too late he realised that in order to put it up, he was going to have to drill through a solid concrete lintel. Two drill bits and much swearing later, it was up. I would like it known that at no point did I mention how he talked me out of the one I wanted in order to buy this one. :)
@beautifuldisgraceis
@beautifuldisgraceis 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!!! Hooked from the first line "this is the dumbest bunch of crap I have ever seen". Freaking amazing.
@Ryan-yp4fc
@Ryan-yp4fc 7 жыл бұрын
You are such a gem, so lucky to have found your channel today and get blessed with 3 uploads in my sub box! Already love you!
@asmr-n-texas1128
@asmr-n-texas1128 7 жыл бұрын
You are seriously hilarious, and you hit the nail on the head with this one! I love your dry humor and sarcasm. We're cut from the same cloth!
@Mirandanns
@Mirandanns 7 жыл бұрын
I realize I comment like a stalker but it seriously blows my mind how great you are in every single video. I live for your role-plays!
@Mikeyboibange24
@Mikeyboibange24 7 жыл бұрын
your Role Plays always have me rolling😂😅 you are a natural Thespian😎... your the BEST!
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@janicewolfe3028
@janicewolfe3028 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not Rainman" lmao :)
@katadored5699
@katadored5699 7 жыл бұрын
LOL You said what every customer service rep wishes they could say. You're hysterical. : )
@Angelhrlqn
@Angelhrlqn 2 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for choosing Idea, we didn’t break it, you did!” Lol 😂 I am a tech advisor and although I can’t say what Sybil says, I can definitely relate and your videos really help me practice staying calm and overcome difficult customers. Love your Sybil videos! 🤍
@nomadsinwanderland
@nomadsinwanderland 4 жыл бұрын
14:25 “diseases only bats get” Mary predicted Covid 19. That’s it, I win Apocalypse Bingo.
@averynovak4214
@averynovak4214 3 ай бұрын
LOL
@conwilcon967
@conwilcon967 7 жыл бұрын
I like how this business has an actual hilarious logo rather than "THIS IS IDEA"
@JT-dm4vt
@JT-dm4vt 7 жыл бұрын
I love these! I need 10,000 of these everyday!
@kaylintaylor2218
@kaylintaylor2218 7 жыл бұрын
i think we need an update on the kitties :) or maybe even a soft spoken house tour
@whisperinthewind1986
@whisperinthewind1986 6 жыл бұрын
lmfao!!! this is awesome! and so different as far as asmr goes! brilliant!
@bckteague
@bckteague 7 жыл бұрын
Literally never stop making these
@CelticScorp87
@CelticScorp87 7 жыл бұрын
I love this please do a part 2 in the future.So glad i subbed!!!!!!!!
@thatveganfatkid6882
@thatveganfatkid6882 7 жыл бұрын
idea ikea i see a pattern
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 жыл бұрын
Noooo! That's just a coincidence!
@thatveganfatkid6882
@thatveganfatkid6882 7 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds oh well its kinda funny. i love your role-plays
@rachelm9886
@rachelm9886 7 жыл бұрын
Sara Strawberry sarcasm my dear.
@jessicap4103
@jessicap4103 7 жыл бұрын
Even when you try and be bitchy you just can't because you're such a beautiful person! 😂😊❤
@goodstorylover
@goodstorylover 7 жыл бұрын
Isn´t it funny how relaxing bitchy "delivery" is? It shouldn´t be, right? But somehow you manage it to be. Well done, you have a real knack for role playing, and your accent here (esp. for me, non native speaker) is truly ASMRey :o)
@bray3767
@bray3767 7 жыл бұрын
do you have these kind of role plays like scripted out are do you just come up with it as you go
@IAmErica-qv7wj
@IAmErica-qv7wj 7 жыл бұрын
this is not relaxing, but it sure is ridiculously funny!! you're an AMAZING actress..imo
@LinaLovegood
@LinaLovegood 7 жыл бұрын
IDEA i love it
@kirstyrosevasquez9685
@kirstyrosevasquez9685 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered you last night and you m’am are amazing!
@mermaidlagoon864
@mermaidlagoon864 6 жыл бұрын
(Unrelated) I went to North Carolina to visit The Land Of Oz right before the hurricane hit. On my to do list while I was there for the hot second on my road trip from Texas was Biscuitville. I really wanted it after seeing a few of your videos and how much you praised them. So my plan was to go right after we left OZ up on Beech Mountain. I was HELLA dissapointed to find they closed at 2pm! I really wanted to try it on your suggestion. WAaaaAAah! lol Next time...
@babyblue2709
@babyblue2709 7 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious! I love all of your videos.
@bruceharkins7843
@bruceharkins7843 7 жыл бұрын
Finally, a face to go with the voice! I don't appreciate you giving me the 1-800-IMA-LOSER phone number. It took me 17 attempts before I finally figured out that wasn't a real number! You made me cry.
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 жыл бұрын
Well, my callers deserve it! (Just kidding)
@Beevenhouse
@Beevenhouse Жыл бұрын
'Don't get too upset, your toupet will slide off again.' Damn, I wish I was that good coming up with insults.
@user-wq6uz9sd6e
@user-wq6uz9sd6e 7 жыл бұрын
your hair is so cute!!
@happylidlcloud
@happylidlcloud 7 жыл бұрын
the note made me laugh so hard.
@maymay-sq1ix
@maymay-sq1ix 7 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD. I saw "Idea" and I lost it lmao, now I can't sleep
@Schmusekissens
@Schmusekissens 7 жыл бұрын
Love the bitchy role play series!
@jamie6506
@jamie6506 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched this I don’t even know how many times and I just realized she spelled out "I'M A LOSER" on the second customer.
@le_Gay
@le_Gay 7 жыл бұрын
lol Zöoiey This is totally how everyone should spell Zoë
@amtaylor525
@amtaylor525 7 жыл бұрын
This video is hilarious!! I love it so much. hahah!!
@arministired
@arministired 7 жыл бұрын
You know, sometimes I have to go to my brain for an Idea. But hey, I can just call them up instead.
@margiehandler3427
@margiehandler3427 7 жыл бұрын
omg...where are you coming up with these product names.....you are a hoot
@Treyshaggydbdm
@Treyshaggydbdm 7 жыл бұрын
can we please get a part 2 to this and mcdowels
@louisegood6432
@louisegood6432 7 жыл бұрын
HAHA i was dying at the "o" part with the two dots haahahaha
@tutatehaja1777
@tutatehaja1777 7 жыл бұрын
you are so funny. I love all of your bitchy videos. so so funny :) from New Zealand
@poshdebdeb2837
@poshdebdeb2837 7 жыл бұрын
one hot second....hahahaha. too funny. love it
@PatienceBrody
@PatienceBrody 7 жыл бұрын
So I had to go google what the dots over the o were called. lol Also as a call taker these kind of things are often said (internally) on a daily basis. lol
@212xyz2
@212xyz2 7 жыл бұрын
Me on ur operator helpline last time "thank god that bitch is gone " *clicks on this one * "Hello this is Sybil " Me : oh for gods sake ! 😂
@gianllucasimi
@gianllucasimi 7 жыл бұрын
OMG, this is too good :) LOL
@margiehandler3427
@margiehandler3427 7 жыл бұрын
I love these......I may have a seizure laughing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@chelseasimonevlogs
@chelseasimonevlogs 7 жыл бұрын
Wow this video was so awesome. Thank you for taking the time to make it. I actually just started making ASMR vids on my channel and I'd appreciate any feedback or critiques you have ❤️
@JenASMRunboxing
@JenASMRunboxing 7 жыл бұрын
lol, this is excellent, thank you :)
@spyderspic666
@spyderspic666 7 жыл бұрын
lmffffao "1 800 I Am A L O S E R"
@lethierhedger7225
@lethierhedger7225 7 жыл бұрын
"Start seeing things with your ears" lmao wtf
@chicknik1boo929
@chicknik1boo929 7 жыл бұрын
*Your To cheap to Buy 4* I'm Dying! 😆 😂
@delhawk8726
@delhawk8726 7 жыл бұрын
😮 you're a lady who seems like you'd be up for the request & whips out videos rather quickly (I'm 37 weeks) - I honestly don't know how to ask this but could you do a video for pregnant women or like positive affirmations for labour n stuff or something of the sort ? I've been looking everywhere and I can't seem to find any :/ I know not everyone's preggers so it might be too much to ask but I figured I'd try 😗
@delhawk8726
@delhawk8726 7 жыл бұрын
Please and thank you :) if not, I'll live and continue to be an understanding fan
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 жыл бұрын
Aw, bless your heart! I've been there! I'll definitely see what I can do. Just let me know if there are any phrases or words in particular that you think you'd prefer or that would sound better. Hang in there! :)
@delhawk8726
@delhawk8726 7 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds you are too kind ! 😭 I don't have anything in particular in mind but if it helps any, I'm more so nervous of actually meeting her than I am of labour & delivery ... if thats a good lead - but thank you, thank you 💕
@chillcloud6813
@chillcloud6813 7 жыл бұрын
"1800-IMALOSER" DEADD
@seanmarkow3030
@seanmarkow3030 7 жыл бұрын
I would shop at "IDEA"
@johnfitzgerald1192
@johnfitzgerald1192 9 ай бұрын
9:00 and 9:04 Would've been more relaxing to have the sounds of the keys being pressed on the keyboard. Instead of the sound of a thump.
@lord.have.myrcene
@lord.have.myrcene 4 ай бұрын
Rhe ladelkadoole or the leedlekadoole lmao
@John-dz6vm
@John-dz6vm 7 жыл бұрын
Should have bought lazyboy :)
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 жыл бұрын
John Nah, she'd dog on you for that, too.
@Pokemon00158
@Pokemon00158 7 жыл бұрын
KZbin comments slipping through at 29:57 :p
@chasetv5103
@chasetv5103 5 жыл бұрын
Can you please make more bitchy role-plays PLEASE!!!!
@linguaphile9415
@linguaphile9415 4 жыл бұрын
Idea < Ikea?
@e333r5
@e333r5 7 жыл бұрын
-ikea is German -ikea has weird furniture names - ikea is as similar to idea
@SouthernASMRSounds
@SouthernASMRSounds 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Ikea is Swedish. Of course, though, we're talking about Idea here.
@mortenlothe6893
@mortenlothe6893 7 жыл бұрын
ikea is swedish and the weird names are swedish boy and girl names to make it easy. (if your from scandinavia;)
@Ohmygh0st
@Ohmygh0st 7 жыл бұрын
Oh i thought you just came up with some funny names but it's actually German right ?😅
@MrLatios1993
@MrLatios1993 7 жыл бұрын
i loved it lol
@Cynthiaruffalo
@Cynthiaruffalo Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Too funny 😂
@margiehandler3427
@margiehandler3427 7 жыл бұрын
I bid...!!!!!!!!!!!! an got it
@melissanunwz4216
@melissanunwz4216 7 жыл бұрын
can you please do hair play
@wow-dw7gh
@wow-dw7gh 7 жыл бұрын
IDEA HAHAHA
@CharlotteTakano87
@CharlotteTakano87 7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍🏼💯
@cringefied1432
@cringefied1432 7 жыл бұрын
1800- IMA-LOSER ou
@russodd
@russodd 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it was intentional, but I'm getting quite an "entitled millennial" vibe from Sybil/Cibill/Howeveritsspelled. It looks good on you, Mary!
@miguelp1789
@miguelp1789 7 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@citlalivillegas9298
@citlalivillegas9298 7 жыл бұрын
Omg it's called IDEA ABAHAHA LIKE IKEA LOLZ
@ondskanbolton28
@ondskanbolton28 7 жыл бұрын
Baia baia :v
@conniebradley9307
@conniebradley9307 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@helenhraz
@helenhraz 6 жыл бұрын
i *D* ea 😂
@austinrausch3762
@austinrausch3762 7 жыл бұрын
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