ASMR | Reviewing Stock Photos of Dogs

The most important event of the year is upon us: the Stock Photos of Dogs Review. Today, I will be evaluating these fine specimens in great detail for your viewing and listening pleasure. Enjoy.
This binaural ASMR video features whispering and several images of adorable dogs, puppies, and other animals that have somehow snuck their way into the collection...
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[@lsp1654]

This is the type of content we’ve all been waiting for. Thank you.

[@MattasticASMR]

You’re welcome!

[@vipeyv2280]

Truly a visionary of the ASMR community. I have been satisfied and enlightened by the insightful commentary on these plentiful, joyous pups. Thank you.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@MrJam1858]

It's so funny, how serious he is about the photos, lol. Great video Matt! You rocked the suit!!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@AlicenRowdy]

I love that this channel has some of the spoOokiest ASMR content out there as well as this 46 minute wholesome loveliness.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@DidoASMR]

This was incredible Matt 😂 You did it once again 👏

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@Not-A-Content-Creator]

Dido :D

[@PixelatingStars]

what da dog doin

[@Ag3nt-MC]

If Matt and ephemeral rift ever made a video together, it would be the weirdest and best asmr ever made. I honestly can’t choose whose funnier between the two.

[@tacplayzboi]

You just made me realize how chaotic of a collab that would be and I am 100% on board with it lmfao

[@TheDismissor]

I can

[@just_.b.]

easy, matt’s funnier * and * he’s not weird or out of touch

[@Ag3nt-MC]

@@TheDismissor yeah, this aged badly.

[@crylune]

Lmfao what snowflakes

[@matthewdixon3694]

This is A+ content, a jersey to the rafters for this king.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@V-vision]

I'm so glad you started posting again this winter. Top 5 ASMRtist for sure

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@Xstar7]

You’re videos are always so original. I have never seen anyone do this in a video before, let alone an ASMR video. Keep up the amazing work, my friend 🫡

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks a bunch!

[@ganaph]

Beautiful review, saved my grandma's life.

[@graysonbruce8847]

this review singlehandedly made my life quality do a 180, i now have 6 figures in the bank and drive a Maserati. thank you matt.

[@retcongecko1016]

This video has shown me how truly unknowledgeable I am about dog stock photos; thank you for showing me the truly complicated and multi-faceted world of dog stock images Matt, and in such a relaxing way too.

[@type_shi_twin]

can we just appreciate the fact this man stood standing up next to his TV in his living room for 46 minutes

[@CristuelCasto]

Agent 47 reviewing photos in his free time. Just what we needed! Thanks

[@inspectorapples9001]

This is the most important video of all time

[@likeidksomething3142]

Finally ASMR that we in the dog picture taking community can truly enjoy

[@Mike_der_heftige_Typ]

Best dog -stockphoto review i have ever seen. 9/10

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@peacemaker9046]

Aw hell yeah! I've been waiting for a KZbinr to cover my favorite content!

[@Lord-Z-]

At this point I’ve watched Matt for about 5-6 years and I still couldn’t tell you what kind of content he makes.

[@TheNitram8]

You are the greatest representative the SPODA could ever wish for. Thank you for your service.

[@trestani5382]

Another great vid! Hopefully sometime we can get a sequel to The Coin Game ASMR. That is one of my favorites, and I go back to rewatch it a lot.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@scp-682-cu6]

Been meaning to watch this for ages. Finally starting it.

[@DunkinDeeznuttz]

Dear viewer, The Stock Photo Dog Review Society would like to remind anyone viewing this video that Ryan's application to the SPDRS is still under review following an incident last year involving a photo of a dog with a tiny cowboy hat. While we appreciate and acknowledge Mr. Ryan's previous contributions and respect the professionalism of this video including the mentioned official microphone set up, we cannot stress that this is an independent reviewing separate from the Stock Photo Dog Review Society. We understand your frustration and should the aforementioned incident be cleared in Mr. Ryan's favor, this reviewing will be made official pending the Review review board. Thank you for your understanding.

[@MrErikAvA]

... My dumb ass considering to Google the association for a split second.. 🤦‍♂️

[@s_oba]

this is truly the asmr video of all time

[@onyx6847]

It not one of the 5 asmr videos of all time

[@Ipetam]

You always know what the people want, Matt!

[@andrewquinlan2661]

I imagine he’s just in a very important business meeting and instead of the companies quarterly profits he just whips out this PowerPoint

[@tiadoran]

This was very fun, even when I didn't agree totally with your critiques. Definitely would love to see more ASMR critiques of stock photos.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@therealmallorybear]

No thumbs downs. Everyone loves stock photos of dogs.

[@cyrthurix]

Sharply dressed and looking good as always, Matt. Thank you for the video and a night of good sleep. Wishing you the best in 2023.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@radiantarchives]

I have an objection to one of your ratings, specifically to the photo at 40:26 which illustrates a dog, seemingly a Great Dane, with a pacifier in their mouth, against a blue background. You claim that the use of a binkie makes the dog seem infantile and whiny, which may well be true, however I believe that the dog chose this baby's toy as their own chewing toy, and was happy to be photographed with it. The position of the ears, the pleading eyes, and the very evident, *beaming* smile lead me to believe that the dog is beyond happy to have a pacifier in its mouth, and does not believe it to be an infantile device. I would give the photo an 8, maybe even a 9, out of 10.

[@Rusue]

Thank you Matt this is truly one of the greatest asmr videos of all time

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@robertknight2615]

Respect for the Wii still being hooked up

[@ShaedTheMoron]

This is the perfect mix of funny which Matt is often known for, professional aesthetic similar to the men who went to see Minions: The Rise of Gru, adorable Puppers, and of course relaxation. So basically best ASMR of the year (So far, that is).

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@VeeV69]

I never thought I would watch agent 47 rate dog images

[@carlosoliver1887]

Needs way more views and likes, it's superior to most asmr videos

[@joebidet4779]

This gives me such an Ephemeral Rift type of video vibe, it's great

[@KovonniASMR]

You're a genius man, so creative and a real ASMR PRO! 👨‍🎤

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@equimosis1]

I love this video and it may have converted me to stock photo appreciation as a professional endeavor.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@paulam2653]

entertaining and relaxing. its perfect to keep you company as a background sound when you're doing chill activities. love it

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@iamsoangrysoangr4775]

Excellent ratings, you provide useful and insightful criticism as well as giving credit where it is due.

[@ifeelcoke4347]

I liked the part with the dog in it.

[@juliomanzo602]

Greatest ASMR video I’ve ever seen. 10/10 relaxation & the added benefit of some good freaking humor

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@Drennis]

This is what I'm talking about, baby. Here we go. Yes! YES!!!

[@LostKulvich]

its been 1 yeats and this still awesome. thank tou for such a good content

[@IceBlueASMR]

This is so random but cool.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@brainrxtcentral]

this is the content i come here for

[@Crafty30]

COOOL, YOU'RE THE BEST:))

[@ChirpX3c]

I laughed at that joke, you’re serious delivery of that pun got me

[@0zzy_zo_kul]

32:36 ngl that was a pretty nice photo you picked Nice video!

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@demowotv]

Matt and ER are THE most creative asmrtists and nobody can change my mind

[@sirikillz8245]

I'm glad I embarked, upon this ASMR adventure/pup review😁

[@Sketch_3003]

Incredible, immaculate, ✨️beautiful✨️

[@the_happykodiak2421]

“Paws”itively fantastic sir

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@makesurehegotgreen]

Had to read the title a few times over. It was too good to be true.

[@nerptheepic]

Man that suit kicks ass tho.

[@theasmrfanatic21]

So this is what Agent 47 does on his free time.

[@onyx6847]

One of the asmr videos of all time

[@writerintherye]

I read the title and thought I was having a stroke.

[@MisterLopez]

i wish i attended this meeting, i can tell this meeting must be very important because dogs are very nice animals

[@SleptOnASMR]

I hope they aliens discover humanity by finding this video ❤

[@timewellspent8137]

Prime content, absolutely prime

[@FloatingQuaker]

**Insert obligatory "Who Let the Dogs Out" joke here**

[@yuz_on_youtube]

This eccentricity is just wonderful. That's why I like Epheremal Rift so much :P

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@TrivialKarma]

cool

[@Dr0dd]

I'm not even sure what we're getting into with this one lmao. Just gonna put it on and see if I can sleep.

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

*F I N A L L Y* Guys he got dressed up and everything 😍🔥

[@kirieslo]

I would love this one but with cats as I'm an experienced catfather

[@alleyhowler]

ASMR ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

[@Sparlis]

This is unironically a genius ASMR idea. Kudos to you. Truly great.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@countdooku8827]

He needs to do a Collab with Ephemeral rift

[@ADUMBMAN]

Now this is quality content. Sad only that I’ll probably fall asleep in the first 3 minutes

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@TheG_Boy]

giga based

[@ZagoraZz]

This, this is what KZbin was made for.

[@akimbocarrots6005]

This is exactly what i needed, masterful content :]

[@Germinator08]

This video is beautiful

[@deeross1434]

Comin back strong 🤣

[@cumulus1869]

Stock photos of cats when?

[@steazfactor3637]

Always making quality content I love to see it.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@the_meower]

4/4 👍

[@MatTechSwahili]

Matt will drop such an amazing video then mind us for getting addicted

[@SirBee1]

This is what we needed. The fine amount of detail of each stock photo is exotic. Cheers to you Matt 👏

[@imjoey8282]

matt is a true legend

[@elyon757]

I love his content of ASMR it’s cool and sometimes hilarious

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@Hypixi]

What a very informative and entertainment Review, thank you fine sir.

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@annalise1139]

This is my favorite video you’ve ever done. QUALity content

[@MattasticASMR]

Thank you!

[@voltage9157]

Banger vid alright it’s been long enough so I thought I might ask as a long time viewer request since the first ones maybe a joker part 3?? As always thank you 🙏

[@PomadaGaming]

Oh i like this

[@MattasticASMR]

Thanks!

[@dusksentry5836]

agent 47 reviews dog pictures while positioned like a business presentation

[@aio101]

i love this humor

[@LeeDonel]

K9 out of 10

[@vojtapro4843]

Yes please

[@Drogaidon]

Ah, yes, these dogs are quite adorable and enjoyable for me.

[@MachineSpirit101]

Genius.

[@hotchocolate1782]

This feels like an alternate timeline where Patrick Bateman is real and instead of being a businessman phsycopath he's just... this dude.

[@gabyflores9412]

Next you should do a review of subscriber's dogs, not because I need you opinion, I just want you to see my dog. :D

[@antonia8808]

I didn’t know I needed this but I’m am so incredibly happy I got it!!!!!!

[@CainCalifornia]

Critics and Audiences alike love ASMattR.

[@soar_on]

Now that this video exists I will only ever be able to fall asleep to asmr shitposts

[@chadderbug7587]

Now, when is the stock cat review?