Becoming best bros, than actually being bros is such a bro thing! Im getting *bromentional* here dude!
@sempitraum55413 жыл бұрын
The true best friend way: I have no clue what you see in my sibling, but I will support you anyway.
@Blaof3 жыл бұрын
More like "my comrade why did you leave me and join the dark side, have you fallen into the honey trap my sister set plz wake up my comrade, do you still know when we were young and broke that glass door because we kicked the ball over the fence and the neighbors were so pissed they screamed so hard the birds flew away, and then we got snitched on by my sister because we stole that lollipop from her earlier that day, please my comrade please come back, do you still know that time SHE UNPLUGGED THE PLAYSTATION WHEN WE WERE PLAYING BLACK OPS, BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WATCH THAT CRINGIE TV SHOW OF THAT VAMPIRE LOVER SHIT, YOU KNOW YOU GOT SO PISSED OF YOU BROKE THE CONTROLLER AND SWORE THAT YOU WOULD KILL THAT DEVIL OF THE SISTER I GOT, UNTIL SHE SCREAMED AND CRIED UNTIL MY PARENTS CAME AND GAVE YOU A LONG TALK BUT BEFORE YOU WERE SEND HOME SHE DID THAT SMIRK FACE WITH THAT 😜, PLEASE COME BACK I BEG YOU, PLEASE :("
@capturedstar88883 жыл бұрын
@@Blaof am sorry comrade it's too late to redeem myself but remember I will always be your comrade
@tntlucas41893 жыл бұрын
Alternet timeline: what do you see in her what dont you see in me
@7even113 жыл бұрын
@@Blaof art I I think
@WDinATX3 жыл бұрын
@@Blaof objection! The brother literally tricked her into confessing to Listener-San
@TzoKu3 жыл бұрын
Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life
@crocodile9243 жыл бұрын
Man just stated fax 📠
@themaninmyprofileisachad68883 жыл бұрын
I had a whole stroke thinkin of that. I wasn’t prepared for that. Holy shit bro.
@azurehorizon60973 жыл бұрын
I could have swore that I've seen this comment before on a different video from a different person
@TzoKu3 жыл бұрын
@@azurehorizon6097 probably cause this was from r/shower thoughts and/or it was me you saw 😂
@williamcamarines64533 жыл бұрын
👍
@dripsnake443 жыл бұрын
18:18 Her: "He played me like a-" Metal Gear fans watching the video: *"DAMN FIDDLE!"*
@ascension-11543 жыл бұрын
Nice drip snake
@501stsoldier43 жыл бұрын
Devil went went down to Georgia
@NEVERFADEAWAYV3 жыл бұрын
Now that's a pretty Meme. Exquisite
@theformerkaiser93912 жыл бұрын
“Fiddles are actually quite complex to play, I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.”
@adammorgue36873 жыл бұрын
Her: how about I call you senpai Me: oh please don't say that word Her: why what's wrong with senpai Me: nothing it's just I've been kidnapped by so many yanderes that the mere mention of the word senpai is enough to give me flashbacks
@allforone25443 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@WDinATX3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think she even knows what it means, especially since she’s older.
@the_one_true_egg3 жыл бұрын
The confession is nice but Egg is loving the fact he can afford a nice place to live
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
I hope you love your house egg
@latiyahbrown28983 жыл бұрын
Egg i have a place for you to stay :D In a Egg Cartent!
@possumpoison98973 жыл бұрын
Good job father egg
@williamcamarines64533 жыл бұрын
EGG STOP HARVESTING MY WHEAT FARM ON THE SMP AND TAKING IT ALL
@stalker20843 жыл бұрын
I like the way you taste when your not raw
@melldoesva3 жыл бұрын
"You don't like I it when I call you dork. You don't like it when I call you a good boy. What do you want me to call you?" *Yours...*
@admiralmudkip3 жыл бұрын
smooooth fork
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
Good job fork.
@perhapsperhaps61983 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatalucard76 your name is concerning
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
@@perhapsperhaps6198 that’s what I generally do to people
@knife473 жыл бұрын
Knife didn't expect her to visit the kitchen drawer but he's happy to see her!
@fork96533 жыл бұрын
Hello knife it is your completely normal friend spoon
@jacketsparrow95383 жыл бұрын
@@fork9653 dude where is spork
@spoonson66873 жыл бұрын
Spoon son is here
@Avetho3 жыл бұрын
@@spoonson6687 Aren't you a Spork? Did Spoon cheat on Fork with another Spoon? I NEED ANSWERS
@spoonson66873 жыл бұрын
I dont know
@jack-wn7cm3 жыл бұрын
Ein's deep voice ❤️❤️❤️
@unionofsovietsocialistrepu51253 жыл бұрын
"You look like a power ranger" Ah yes, it is I, the G R E Y R A N G E R
@Overkeyboarded3 жыл бұрын
that username is perfect ☭
@gandalainsley64673 жыл бұрын
Never been in this situation but i have been were my brothers wife's younger sister liked me . Got together , broke up with her in a week. Felt like total waste of time and i never felt that i wasted my time in anything before even though i don't do much. Thank you for coming to my T.E.D. talk.
@hathatsfunny19113 жыл бұрын
"You look like a power ranger" *remembers that scene* IM SCOTTISH
@table49783 жыл бұрын
Ein: “You still like red wine, right?” Table: “Table isn’t even old enough to drink let alone have preferences on alcohol”
@haxxormcbunny74563 жыл бұрын
“What do you want me to call you?” CAESAR, EMPEROR OF ROME AND LEADER OF THE 10TH LEGIO
@Overlysarcasticfox3 жыл бұрын
**menacingly picks up throw pillow as symbols start to float around the screen** MUDA!
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
Yare yare daze
@francoistheaxolotl83603 жыл бұрын
Axolotl approved Kinda weird seeing you in my tank but it was a pleasure having you
@ashryver36053 жыл бұрын
That is a nice voice. the slight drawl of the "hey" in the beginning got my attention
@shawnwalters90343 жыл бұрын
"What do you want me to call you?" Megatron
@theundertaler58753 жыл бұрын
I love this character. I wan't more of her.
@yaboi1353 жыл бұрын
Just when I was looking for something to listen your video popped up. Ah this was so enjoyable . Props to her brother lmao. Thank you for an awesome rp!
@marieihara3 жыл бұрын
I did not noticed that much difference In your voice to be honest, sounds just fine. I really enjoyed this audio, this was a long script, love it.I laughed with the power Ranger and senpai part. Thank you for your hard work, Ein.
@kinman15793 жыл бұрын
i'm not really into older woman but this, it's an acception
@odderousgerm49093 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite genre of asmr right next to roommate confession
@somerandomweeb82523 жыл бұрын
Her: that's a good question, why am I here? Me: I know a good answer to that, just to suffer Even though some best friends would not approve of this, this best friend and the others are true homies and let their comrades be in a relationship with their older sibling or on rare occasions younger sibling
@tairhan74043 жыл бұрын
“What pizza do you want to get?” Me, half joking: “Hawaiian” “Seriously, Hawaiian?” *pauses video* “wHAT”
@GrandMaster_Yoda3 жыл бұрын
“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one”.
@migara91333 жыл бұрын
as a part of the 'varsity boys' kinda squad, getting called a dork and babied by a gal is an... experience. a welcome one.
@derekdrake87063 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely more scared of girls than I am of any horror movie ever made. ...but not more scared than some horror games, those are _really_ scary.
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
water cup approved. "you dont look to happy to see me" yeah im sick again and i couldn't buy a miata from a wreckers because its just for parts :')
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
@BarackObamaApproves water cup is indeed a car cup and thank you Mr. Obama.
@5t1ck_603 жыл бұрын
@@watercup5138 I swear all of the “object” accounts are all owned by the same person
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
@@5t1ck_60 no im just cup
@5t1ck_603 жыл бұрын
@@watercup5138 my suspicions are still as high as the current ocean level
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
@@5t1ck_60 i mean i understand why you think that but i really am an individual.
@heidihernandez69433 жыл бұрын
this one is actually cute I love it :)
@Althecor3 жыл бұрын
A haiku about surprises. Ahem: Unexpected heart Shines upon me like the sun On a clear spring day
@f43963 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Althecor3 жыл бұрын
@@f4396 Thank you my friend
@Althecor3 жыл бұрын
@Kort Gacha Good attempt. The only real rule haiku have are the structure. It's 17 syllables. 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. If I were to rewrite it would do it like so: Knocking on my door She is a drunken bully But she's still my friend
@punishingvera40453 жыл бұрын
I feel comfy and safe now :3
@EstevanTH3 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah, specialist_remove_68 made a great long and complete story with very required explanations all along! Thanks to them and thank you Ein! ❤️
@coreone36973 жыл бұрын
This should be a drama a simple one one episode drama making people remember past event and past stories just from a simple room,simple house,two person,pizza and a wine
@ChaosKorp3 жыл бұрын
Me: man i want meatlovers pizza, thats shit is so good. Her: Hawaiian pizza? Really? Me: pineapple pizza? Immersion ruined. Fastforward--- Her: were getting a meatlovers Me internally: HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH The only reason i decided to write this is because this legit happened. Why did i get so excited over virtual meatlovers pizza? Good question.
@butterknife96073 жыл бұрын
Boys yall if yall listen closesly yall can hear rhe disapointment in our parents😀
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
You have to try to hear that? I hear the disappointment always
@butterknife96073 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatalucard76 yeah i just told it for the new ones here
@creaturetransylvania89433 жыл бұрын
Tricked into confessing,now that's a fun a thing to happen.
@shinmonbenimaru75913 жыл бұрын
Unexpected, but in a very good way.
@endrtrn3 жыл бұрын
"You look like a power ranger." Me, who wears black shirts and jeans:WTF
@AdrianShepard20003 жыл бұрын
Carl approved this video good job 👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
hell yeah carl
@bluboy23173 жыл бұрын
I actually got a papa Johns ad right after this L M F A I
@Greyshadow_173 жыл бұрын
Anime and superhero movies, I feel so attacked lol 😅😂🤣
@brodyrey423 жыл бұрын
Coach is that you?
@leafii.3 жыл бұрын
im an actual older sister and i can finally be relived of my irrelevant younger sister title.
@freaking_loveYT3 жыл бұрын
It's wonderful..
@expressowo44853 жыл бұрын
- heard that you dont like pinapple pizza - exit audio - twist and turn on bed for 20 minutes that feel like 20 centery and cant sleep - come bak to the audio shit
@WDinATX3 жыл бұрын
Ein: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.”
@ConservativeSatanist6663 жыл бұрын
Damn. Knows about my anime collection and knows my favorite pizza.. I'd be her dorky senpai
@kainguyen4163 жыл бұрын
Shame that I never bring any girl into my room but one day i will Nice audio and hope you'll get better Ein
@MrLeonhart19943 жыл бұрын
In this one i have a dilemma! On the one hand, my moral doesn't allow me to have a sister of one of my friends as a lover, but on the other hand, i really like women to be older than me By the way, this is a situation that can get real wrong, if you don't stay calm...
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
Well that’s why you spread the love around
@sause8193 жыл бұрын
The struggle of liking older girls but respecting the homies
@karemuu3 жыл бұрын
Willy Wonka approves this video Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the bar
@smellows3 жыл бұрын
Trust me on this I work in a pizza place. Bacon and pineapple on pizza is better then ham and pineapple.
@maskedherophil54053 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you confessed your feelings because I love you for long time. You mean a lot to me more than you know despite calling me dork. Pizza, wine, cuddles, and kisses sounds lovely tonight my lovely sweetheart.
@ripxdoc3 жыл бұрын
well she's not wrong, i do bring all the ladies back here, all 1 of them
@SlartiBartfast24693 жыл бұрын
Better than none
@marcusthefurrie74633 жыл бұрын
@@SlartiBartfast2469 none is better than one
@bill63 жыл бұрын
Niceeee new Ein audio
@melancholymello62373 жыл бұрын
When she said what pizza I said Hawaiian and then she said Hawaiian best moment in my life
@Itachi-on5od3 жыл бұрын
Friends to lovers how nice of a audio
@nicolasminth60443 жыл бұрын
*an
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasminth6044 No
@realhumanmale6453 жыл бұрын
for the last time senpai is what you call someone older than you
@jacketsparrow95383 жыл бұрын
It's been a while since I've watched ya so I'll watch this probably for a lil bit
@Yuki_Ika72 жыл бұрын
"We have a section of the pantry just for you because you are such a picky eater" yup that's me alright lol
@demichaelgalloway94563 жыл бұрын
Nice job I really like this one
@Ghillie_Dhu_3 жыл бұрын
I heard "mixed jäger and vodka" and I though "my mother would love you"
@Frog-gloves3 жыл бұрын
“You dress like a power ranger” Sometimes I just want to 🤡🔫
@SteveGameSDG3 жыл бұрын
That's a lovely accent you have.
@Ryan_Flipz693 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t unexpected, she knew about my Hot Wheels collection. It was all about my shark track that changes colors…
@michakoczy32613 жыл бұрын
*CLOSE BOOK* Like that is ever going to happen
@madravlegaming67813 жыл бұрын
“You don’t seem too happy to see me” Yeah no, no no *no no NO NO* I’m really angry at you for breaking *in* to my house
@cucumber71993 жыл бұрын
Cucumber Approved
@teamfouryoshi3 жыл бұрын
I was blushing on the senpai part and then on the pizza selection I was thinking my favorite aka Hawaiian and kinda lost it when I was denied
@Dan_Th3_MisFit3 жыл бұрын
5:08 call me Scuba Steve
@ImnHazzz3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, best friend
@kdaum33593 жыл бұрын
I heard sunpie first and was like “what the hell is a sunpie?” Then she said it clearer and I felt like an idiot
@seon12373 жыл бұрын
Hey, you took away my 28-in-1 shampoo, don't blame me for whining about it 😤
@vohx93 жыл бұрын
Listen I don’t hate being called a good boy it just “does” things to me if yk yk
@twinnity933 жыл бұрын
older sister? just my type :D
@kaylt.78643 жыл бұрын
Yay a long one 😃
@spaghettiking73123 жыл бұрын
Whoa, this was a shock!
@thejoker91623 жыл бұрын
Monty python and the holy grail is the best anime change my mind
@scpfoundation25493 жыл бұрын
This is epic.
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
this is m
@frendeediaz26813 жыл бұрын
The fuck are you doing
@thegreatalucard763 жыл бұрын
Hows the scps in the facilities
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatalucard76 we're doing pretty good.
@fork14203 жыл бұрын
Fork approved
@littleyuki8793 жыл бұрын
*bisexual vibes* •v•" Edit: I know I'm not a boy but I dont care :']
@samuelhayden86653 жыл бұрын
HE PLAYED HER LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
@watarutsukishima11203 жыл бұрын
Im not upset that you called me dork while i am dork . "Your dork"
@Charuzuu_3 жыл бұрын
Eyy lets go! I'm early 💞💞💞
@NotRick66302 жыл бұрын
Oh thank goodness. They don't like Hawaiian pizza 🤣
@gwennln11213 жыл бұрын
a true would be like "wawawawait... if u date my sis... then we are brother in law? HOW COOOLL"
@spidergalva3 жыл бұрын
How many siblings do you have Wario?
@lachlanparker5703 жыл бұрын
I must say, your (relatively) deep voice would suit this character, anyway. So the "hoarse" voice just forced your hand. But anyway, thank you. Regardless, though, please take care, stay safe, and I wish you a lovely day/night. Have fun... 💜🥰😘
@klickonthat52443 жыл бұрын
Wow, the listener like HAWAIIAN pizza? 0/10, broken immersion.
@enzonzozoo3 жыл бұрын
LETS GO IM A POWER RANGER
@MaybeAsh073 жыл бұрын
Milk is as good for the bones as bananas are for plants - guy telling you milk is good for the bones and bananas are good for plants
@norwaypete Жыл бұрын
NO I WILL NOT STAND THIS HAWAIIAN SLANDER IT IS THE BEST PIZZA
@pappuskashi30633 жыл бұрын
Will you do a part 2
@EinAudios3 жыл бұрын
maybee :D
@A-dood3 жыл бұрын
Noo i'm Italian i REFUSE TO EAT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA
@RageSkyze-3 жыл бұрын
"I don't want "bitches" or "hoes" I just wanna be loved" -me "Cry about it" -my cousin
@TreeofmightGokuJ23 жыл бұрын
I am just trying to sell car insurance ma'am
@KisaDoMuye3 жыл бұрын
Wait! I will stay!
@LuckyIRE3 жыл бұрын
I get a friend and a girlfriend? Upgrades people, Upgrades
@mortal_kombat_4life3 жыл бұрын
her: my expectation of your apartment was based on the place you stayed at while you were in college, you had anime posters and those anime figurines Me: Umm...... u better not look at my anime closest 👉👁👄👁👉
@gavindidaleusky81653 жыл бұрын
I don't like it when people call me senpai I blush to because I get embarrassed
@simpblasterlikesguns96613 жыл бұрын
Not saying refuse but like what's the age gap tho
@EinAudios3 жыл бұрын
good question...
@WDinATX3 жыл бұрын
Well Listener-San is in his mid 20s given the fact they’ve drank wine together for a multiple years, and they’ve known each other even when she was in high school despite him moving in here when he was relatively old. Therefore she can’t be more than 3 years older than him due to that being the difference between Freshman and senior year (though it could be less), therefore she’s in her mid to late 20s.