ASMR Roleplay: Playing Doctor w/ Sick Guzma [Lap Pillow] [Cute & Spicy]

[@YuuriVoice]

The finale for this audio involves some unusual methods from this supposed doctor grunt who wants to make the boss feel better. Thank you for all the support, stay tuned for more thrilling uploads coming very soon! www.patreon.com/posts/66515282

[@Juggalocheeks]

Can we pls get more Adaman I need him

[@Jaydoggy531]

Sorry, Guzma. Turns out we don't accept your insurance. That's Five Million for each minute.

[@cas7109]

7MIH but make it American

[@Name__80]

I’m sorry what? I thought it was gold not dollars here

[@fernandod4046]

That's for charging us at the pokemon center

[@peachydoodles]

Aaa math

[@SilaxAngel]

@@Name__80I’m sorry I thought it was diamonds?

[@carlaprince3516]

"How'd you get into my room" Me randomly: "easy it's called picking locks" "You picked the lock" Me: 😃 he.... he heard me😭

[@spoonforsoupp1791]

PLEASE his mumbly lil "well that's kinda nice;;; that's pretty sweet i guess..." perfect. tugs at the heartstrings in all the best ways

[@moistAiv]

"Lay down? But you're right where my pillows are" Did I fucking stutter?

[@rusty_stars]

4:02 the noise he made when he ate the soup-😭🤚 MY ✨GUZUSSY✨ IS SCREAMING

[@Juggalocheeks]

YOUR WHAT NOW

[@baddiebubbles7629]

GUZUSSY?????

[@Juggalocheeks]

@@baddiebubbles7629 that's what I'm asking

[@star-wood]

Im crying💀

[@mettsky]

PLS NOT THE GUZUSSY 😭

[@jazsingingchannel7884]

Him: how did you get into my room Me: it's called magic Him: you picked the lock? Me: I guess that works to.

[@sweary785]

Him: “What do you think I’m some kinda clown?” Me, channeling my inner Alastor: “…MAYBE!”

[@Phoenix-kb3mw]

THIS

[@Jackieeeisvibing]

Idk if it’s bc I haven’t listened to Guzma in years but this whew does his voice give me butterflies. I’ll definitely play nurse if he wants😩

[@meowmeow2471]

i thought it was just me?!!? I think it's his sick voice ❤️

[@kirishimaejirou8789]

Guzma: I can't really taste anything Me: I'm leaving you have covid....

[@jxss_snail0532]

HAHAHAHAH

[@s_adwh0re]

Lol

[@ElenaLebeau]

"Water on steroids" Guzma, how the hell do you know what water on steroids tastes like??

[@HeyoImNur]

Never thought I’d hear Guzma say ‘ Sussy ‘ but. Here it is lmao

[@QueenAcid]

The red juice slander got me heated. I actually paced around my house, found my eyedrops, put them in my eyes, and looked back at this video to make sure I wasnt being deceived. Drank my red juice through the rest of this video.

[@lucky._.clover5880]

AAHHH I’m gonna looovvvveeee thiiiiissss!!, wait- is this a continuing of that one guzma video when it was rainy and we were under a tree but later on he got siiickkk?!?

[@Starstruckk738]

That’s what I thought of!

[@lucky._.clover5880]

@@Starstruckk738 when i saw this video i just immediately thought of the video of Guzma and y/n in the rain, I’m glad I’m not the only one🤌🏾

[@whyareorangesorange2372]

He did say something about if the listener jinxes it he will be expected the whole nurse treatment…. Outfit and all…..

[@lucky._.clover5880]

@@whyareorangesorange2372 i remember that oh no.. oh that’s why it’s a little spicey most likely-

[@KittyPatria54]

Yep, I think that’s the one!

[@menagerieoforigamibirds]

Mom friend mode activate. *pulls all the necessary supplies out of Mary Poppins purse* I have soup and cold compresses and medicine and Guzma, you are allowed to lean on other people on occasion.

[@Daveaintreal]

Love the voice. Not how I always pictured him talking, but it fits him. Gives off Scout TF2 vibes, and I like that, cause Guzma and Scout are my two favorite characters from any game I've played.

[@asrielwilliams778]

I was literally just reading a Guzma sicfic on AO3 when I got slapped with this notification. 😶 Yuuri cut the cameras!

[@alyssaknight9362]

YES FUCK YES WE NEEDED MORE OF GUZMA THE HOMIE!!!

[@bethcunningham9866]

"Wait, how'd chu even get into mah room?" My dumbass: "It's magic hun"

[@petals1835]

that cough was so real i felt that.

[@jskiaakza]

The excitement is so real-

[@Nymphology_10]

Guz: sussy Me EMEDIETLY SAYS : BAKA

[@sillycyruz]

bro this was so funny at cute at the same time 😭

[@wormfart8983]

2:39 no. never. its mine now guzma.

[@strawberry_shortcake9413]

“How’d you get in my room” I’m a wizard guzma

[@peachydoodles]

You're a wizard... strawberry ShortCake!?!

[@strawberry_shortcake9413]

@@peachydoodles 😈🧙

[@peachydoodles]

@@strawberry_shortcake9413 ho hO

[@ariasmr5843]

This video sent my feelings/body on a roller coaster -in a good way- lol

[@channiesg1rl]

ur the one thats being- sussy GUZMA LMAOO I LOVE YOU

[@Blue-zu6bc]

for some reason my feelings got hurt but i love this keep up the great work 😀

[@demise6830]

"vaporub?" *neck 180 snaps in hispanc*

[@peachydoodles]

Love the fact I'm Hispanic but my mom isn't but she still gave it to me

[@rum_coke_17]

The fact we just _picked the lock_ to his room like nbd

[@trashpanda9380]

Thumbnail says "you got some meds for me doc?" Shawty I need some meds I literally just had surgery on both my big toes

[@olivegarden1268]

You too?

[@peachydoodles]

Did yall both get surgery? damn

[@donttalk.tomepls3]

Needed a Guzma rn cause I AM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

[@peachydoodles]

*envious in cant cry*

[@donttalk.tomepls3]

@@peachydoodles thank you for replying and reminding me that this exists🙏

[@peachydoodles]

@@donttalk.tomepls3 yep lmao

[@Geicoo]

YOOO IM HEREE GEICO APPROVES 🦎!! i hope y’all have a great day/night and have a nice day dumb face you’re appreciated, only if you use geico tho Another day Another approval💅🏼

[@pr6ised]

he just called us sussy

[@ra1den_lol262]

CAN'T WAIT THIS LONG😭😭😭😭

[@tsukasayugi6955]

The way I started screaming in excited when I saw this lmao

[@thefosjones]

omg YAYY!! sick guzma is the BEST guzma!

[@star-wood]

Me who hasn't been feeling great the last few days: sir-

[@whos_redacted9201]

8:10 MAN GOT COVID

[@kasumiakiyama6638]

This is so cute! It would be fun to see what he'd do if the listener was sick 😊

[@xinnammon]

when will we get one for a sick listener?

[@Sebster4r]

*sobs in is sick rn and would kill for that*

[@ariasmr5843]

Yesss!

[@Meipmeep]

I can’t wait!

[@LillySkye-l2i]

“I mean I do like hearing you beg” THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@peachydoodles]

That's what I said

[@SilaxAngel]

@@peachydoodles*_-ayooo-_*

[@Sornasaur]

I lack the ability to take care of others when they’re sick, so RIP if I ever dated someone (which I won’t) and they got sick while hoping I’d take care of them/baby them because I wouldn’t. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Johnny-nt2ng]

i dont think babying and taking care of a bedridden partner are the same thing

[@Sornasaur]

@@Johnny-nt2ng doesn’t matter because I’d avoid them like the plague. Not that it matters as I’m not dating anyone anyway.

[@coffee8655]

@@Sornasaur are you asexual? or aroromantic?

[@Sornasaur]

@@coffee8655 Not really either. Maybe aromantic because I do have a slight interest in blank. 🤔 Either way, I don't have interest in dating ever again. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don't really believe in love too nor do I have good examples of romance around me.

[@coffee8655]

@@Sornasaur Maybe you're Apathic?

[@finlajeunesse5285]

That is the correct opinion on Gatorade! (This is a joke no hate to any other flavors, white is my favorite tho)

[@THEloraxong]

CANT WAITT🥰

[@otter_nerd4419]

>-> holy shit he does sound like Alphonse...

[@Im_tired4040]

I CAN'T WAITTT

[@SimplyPrinceyy]

Im in love with this man 😖😵✨

[@bigbossbromley1847]

Me too with guzma of course❤

[@Luckyclover69]

5:45 sussy

[@gamerghouls18]

GUZMA AUDIO YAYYYY🥰🥰🥰

[@뭐라고000]

OOOMMMMGMMGMGMGNG AHHHHH- I CANT WAIT 😭😭😭😭

[@jelli_coffee]

Hi Question did you get ypur name from the anime called Yuuri on ice?

[@sydmolga8603]

I'm pretty sure they did! They used to do a bunch of Yuuri audios back in the day! (I wanna say 2016) :)

[@azullem1906]

I can't wait🎊🎊🎊🎊

[@jxss_snail0532]

Guzma covid era

[@nariskreal1601]

I’m here before 1hour yay

[@ghostface1024]

no I will not move guzma

[@iihearttjadee_]

YESSSSS

[@rum_coke_17]

for a few weeks after this, I found myself getting cherry glacier Gatorade at any given chance

[@petals1835]

WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST SAID SUSSY?!??!?!!?!

[@Lover_Of-Sinners]

I'm going to be honest. I need Auron. Bad. But I can wait (same with bittersweet. Again sorry for that.)

[@peachydoodles]

Love the username

[@Lover_Of-Sinners]

@@peachydoodles ty!

[@claptrap_999]

Mmmmmmm ok

[@pantheggon]

SUSSY

[@knoxen9650]

💜💜💜💜

[@Sebster4r]

AHHGGHHHHHHGG

[@freyaf6637]

Vaporrub 👍

[@peachydoodles]

Iceyhot 👍🏻

[@Lan-f9p]

My baby sick😭

[@Atlas_The_Elf]

Aye early

[@mettsky]

I'M LATE 😭