ASMR - Rude English Gentleman's Toy Store

[@petergriffin1492]

"My passion is very much accepting money" Mine too, Fred

[@andresfurious8302]

You need more money

[@NotoriousItalian23]

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[@NotoriousItalian23]

kkmokmkkkklkkm lol mmmmmmmmmm j no mmmmm no mm nmmnn mmn i really rs keereemoyayj

[@thomasjlongley]

Fred, your videos are really relaxing, man.

[@lxa2815]

Thomas James Longley you are so damn cute

[@RSjs25]

Adv _605 female

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

Who are your regular customers, Draco Malfoy?

[@elzslytherin382]

Studio Gible quite only a pureblood would go to this instead of a « cheap rubbish store » 😂😉

[@marcosparko2945]

*Walks in store wearing gimp suit* REG: you have a passion for looking out of place. Me: I was thinking of a different "TOY" store...

[@desmondmoonbear4143]

😏. 😂

[@ycb955]

noo

[@ftj5423]

Was kind of hoping for some Lord of the Rings memorabilia, so i choose to believe that the ring on his finger is THE Ring.

[@FredsVoice]

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrak.... I mean... Hello there.

[@son_gokuo3044]

FredsVoice ASMR Hello to you brother

[@ftj5423]

FredsVoice ASMR Galu Mellon! you sort of just skyrocketed to the top of my Favorite ASMRtists list..

[@rokmun7269]

FTJ so what your saying is, Fred is possibly the dark lord?

[@IINNVALUES]

Rok Mun yes and to disguise himself he works at a toyshop

[@frederikjacobsen4194]

"No no no no! Men, no! Pirates!"

[@officialhooliganofjesuschr9915]

frederik jacobsen ew that map placement tho

[@artemisoreillyhahn3956]

brooksey 99 that’s actually a good placement 😂 thanks for reading

[@joeh1865]

That ring isn't gonna stop the "daddy" comments

[@seanbyrd4941]

At 18:40, he pauses and thinks, "Man that is great sound. Wait! Gotta focus!"

[@ped2863]

For a second, I thought he was talking about an ADULT toy store… Classic Thor. 😏😏 EDIT: It was just an observation. I'm not a Middle School troll who over sexualizes everything, and I normally don't think like this.

[@gae9333]

P Ed me too actually. the shape of in picture reminded me something.. long..😏

[@emounicorn6084]

P Ed same

[@zeedom5848]

fuck off

[@ped2863]

family friendly suicide emoji 😅 Take a joke.

[@zeedom5848]

P Ed i know it was a joke but its just immature and unfunny

[@gabrielzapata9707]

Unfortunate realization: thats a ring on his hand...

[@cbr7170]

You are a gabriel, though.

[@junker-f3m]

My life is over. There's no point in anything.

[@BrandonPoirierBlair]

its not like you were ever going to be with him anyway lol he's just a guy you're watching on the internet just enjoy the ASMR

[@Patrick_from_Youtube]

maybe it is an open relationship

[@kidasmr9874]

yeah I've never noticed it before.... wonder how long he's had it?

[@Llamasrock03]

Literally the only voice I can fall asleep to 😌😴

[@leahketner2431]

Me: Okay, I'll just find a relaxing ASMR video, put in my earphones and just listen. No watching, just listen and sleep Also me: *reads the comments and finds herself 1 hour later still Reading comments in other videos*

[@gloomyminds9013]

Leah Ketner same

[@warchilledgaming6789]

Leah Ketner oh the accuracy is unbearable. I applaud you my dear lady 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@aniran1885]

His voice is so nice , it's so husky 👏✨

[@PrincezzJin]

i was relaxed and offended the entire time.

[@autumnblazethewolfhound4311]

Same

[@doctordisco6333]

Favourite Star Wars quote "the force is with you young skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet"

[@LightHousesRule27]

He put a ring on it! You go girl haha. Congrats Fred and best wishes to the both of you!! ❤

[@lizgonzalez4987]

I see what looks like a wedding ring? Did he get married? If he did congrats fred. But crying on my knees saying noooooo. The girl that married him is a very lucky girl indeed.

[@laurakamula7843]

liz gonzalez omg how do you think its a girl

[@alternifeind15]

liz gonzalez well to be fair it's not necessarily a girl my friend lol

[@hennggueljuancarlos8603]

thatdamnstarship Wait so does that mean that this dude is gay? Damnnnn that's deep.

[@ashtinduton168]

the she finds out his penis is small😂

[@elihaafkens2426]

He's had his girlfriend in some of his videos actually! He also has a 'vlogging channel' where you can see her

[@sauron2221]

If i didn't know better i'd say this grumpy british guy were trying to scam me by selling me a cheap sword.

[@VOTVRe]

Will Sykes lol

[@AdamSmith-jb2lf]

Will Sykes you shut your mouth these are the FINEST toys

[@CosimasNiehaus]

When 8pm is far too late for a nap, but I'm just gonna have to suffer a restless night because Fred's videos are life

[@yosnap1203]

my parents take pre-bedtime naps every day. i, too, sometimes need naps before bed. xD

[@Kyuubi451]

One of my favourite series of videos on KZbin 😂 I love the hand sounds by the way! A very strong addition.

[@whatthefuck5413]

I had a terrible headache, I opened KZbin and this was recommend to me. After 10 minutes watching it, the headache disappeared:) And the fact you look like my favorite comic character helped even more lol👻. You got a new subscriber and I'll definitely recommend to my friends to watch your videos cuz they are all incredibly helpful.

[@rainbowfarts8194]

Fred, your asmr videos are very relaxing, keep up the good work

[@CHTLKCHMP]

Interregetion rude gentlemen next would be nice :)

[@jerry830619]

that cardboard package sound 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

[@exploringwithasmr]

Really relaxing video my man. But, what else would we expect from you!

[@WolfHeroEX]

This is the first time in a while an ASMR video has gotten the whole backside of my head to tingle. Great job on this!~

[@davack62]

WolfHero hehe backside

[@Zounaas]

Are yoy hyped for EA's swbf2?

[@generalkenobi880]

Zounaas YESS! even though you didn't ask me

[@FredsVoice]

As hyped as Chancellor Palpatine when he got to execute Order 66

[@alternifeind15]

FredsVoice ASMR sploosh. lmao jk

[@tonywong628]

FredsVoice ASMR Omg I love you even more now

[@saucyben4175]

NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR

[@fighterace5530]

*runs fingers up and down the lightsaber* "Yo can i buy the damn toy now?"

[@matthewperryman6494]

"Yoy could give this to your friends - should you have any." -Fred

[@sleepbound1129]

0:35 I said "I don't know" and I was pretty surprised when he answered with the right response XD

[@mrsXpandaX17]

Congratulations on the wedding!! Here's to many many years of a safe, happy and healthy marriage!

[@Kryptonater1994]

Would love a sequel to this one! :D

[@itsslyraaa]

"Do you even know what kind of toy store this is, that you're standing in?" Yes. One with a very rude man. *Picks up Pokemon wallet* Now, good day sir. "This..is the toy store of all toy stores.." I SAID GOOD DAY!

[@GanjaMash]

the thunderstorm in the background put a bow on this gift of tingles

[@heebiejeebiesofthehighestorder]

I can hear a bit of thunder in the background...THOR THEY NEED YOU WHY YA MAKING AN ASMR VIDEO? (Honestly, I love this tho :0)

[@jaytheartman610]

Underrated comment of the year

[@ahumanperson5734]

12:35 genuinely thought he was going to say, "you don't want to be caught playing with a sword"

[@fionnmurphy8962]

this guy's voice reminds me of my favourite primary school teacher. I like it

[@scarface8168]

"Rude English toy shop" not what I expected XD

[@SirNikurasu]

Congratulations on the ring! also I was wondering if you like the idea about a Rude English Gentleman in a callcenter, answering to internet problems or something like that?

[@jordanball3819]

hey, your probably not gonna read this but i want you to know i have watched this about 20 times and each time i watch it,it helps me fall asleep. thank you for helping me

[@Prebubs]

Yay! Rude English Gentlemen is my favorite video series ever.

[@violetreave]

You should do either a Rude English Gentleman Grocery Store Clerk or Psychiatrist

[@justinfranco1703]

Ive never seen anyone soo passionate about a Toy Store before...

[@reapster12]

Fred: toy store of all toy stores. Me: so Wal-Mart?

[@TeamDestiney]

"You don't look like a nerd, or look like one who has children" Quote of the century

[@gameloveryt1438]

He probably put the ring on to stop the “daddy Thor” comments

[@Guminisss]

i love the rude english gentleman series. its my favorite asmr

[@RichyCreations]

“Gentleman Toys” Me: wait...

[@kidd6652]

usually I struggle watching asmr but this is pretty good

[@emmashuler5622]

I liked your voice so relaxing!! And proper good job Fred!!!

[@noahowens8674]

I honestly *am* interested in buying that sword. That looks dope.

[@eerie_embroidery]

I love the storm sounds you put i your videos.

[@TheCompleteMental]

I swear that sword has the same texture as a broken lothric straight sword from ds3 Joking aside, it doesnt appear to be a medieval knights sword for the fact its blade is shaped for cutting and doesnt come to an acute point, an acute point is needed for thrusting into textile armors and visors

[@quelan9568]

Toy master Thor, has science gone too far?

[@AbbasKhan9364]

Soooo THIS is what Thor does in his spare time! AWESOME! :D

[@lisaoneil8670]

He looks so much like Thor for some reason.

[@keeantrinity6412]

I literally fell asleep to this during class

[@CalmingEscape]

Great job! Very relaxing!

[@sandrabermudez7511]

such a pleasure to hear you!💙

[@laurakamula7843]

Cant get sleep because of a hangover headache. But this helps for both issues, thanks Fred! Very tingly :3

[@laurakamula7843]

actually the best tingles in forever and i am always super tingly! ! awesome

[@owenskalvalki3057]

It's not a Fred video without Star Wars 😀

[@VOTVRe]

Owen Skalvalki is there a spider on my screen

[@microsoftsupport3657]

I thought there was a spider on my monitor... Fuck you. 😀

[@Phisherman-gt4um]

That thunder scared me

[@kosmasarmenakis148]

Everyone has a passion, like you just like watching things😂

[@MinecraftDude1245peni]

gentleman's toy store was not what i thought it meant

[@whoagreed2116]

First ASMR I fell asleep to! Subbed and notifications on. Thanks, Fred!

[@wow-dw7gh]

Wow that was an amazing role play Fred!

[@izeekio]

Dude that sword is cuuuuursed! I totally heard an ominous aura vibrating from it when it came close to the camera. Spooky

[@XPCREEPER]

YES!!!! RUDE ENGLISH GENTLEMAN.... best sires on you tube itself

[@bethanycooper8296]

Congratulations xx I hope you both had a beautiful day xx

[@bigbro6446]

My only question is with the sword, does the pommel come off so I can end my opponent rightly?

[@gzzgtt8061]

FalcorTheFuckDragon i love u for that comment

[@bigbro6446]

Gzz Gtt Thanks bro

[@innocentsmoothi6999]

what a fanbase crossover

[@supersounds100]

Great video as always Fred! And I love your quote from the new POTC movie 😉

[@rynn405]

This was so relaxing. And wow Thor in a toy store

[@kreizix]

oh my god, I actually replied to the 1st question with ''I don't know'' XD

[@skijumpnose]

Thanks again Fred,been a dull Sunday

[@Bigglesworthicus]

'everyone has a passion, yours seems to be looking out of place wherever you are, no doubt' ...that hurt man.

[@dontask8115]

I can just imagine him on his wedding day... Everyone's whispering...😂

[@mikey9699]

"everyone has their own passions yours is looking out of place whereever you are no doubt" i just got dragged from the comfort of my bed

[@pleesher]

Bad News : Tomorrow is Monday Good News : A new Video from Fred

[@ryanbrown4053]

Tomorrow is Monday only once a week

[@kara.kathleen]

Fred, I always get excited when I get a notification that you uploaded a new video! Also could I please make a suggestion? I felt the most tingles from this video when you were softly telling the customer to leave. I think if you did a soft spoken video speaking like that it would give myself and a lot of other people many tingles :)

[@rukasanji]

It's great to buy a sword Thor tapped and fondled

[@ghfhgfuuu]

That first thunder clap made me look around

[@zappersack792]

15:42 That Thunder scared the hell out of me😂😂

[@rain8222]

yeah TBH I needed this thanks for the video

[@Mechtrekica]

"I'll get you next time Gadget...next time!!!"

[@HamStrokers-Ejacula]

Hey where's my damn REG Psychiatrist!?

[@ClassyDeerBoi]

Somehow toys are considered sophisticated. Even the star wars legos.

[@redfalls2001]

If I ever saw someone in real life who twiddles their fingers around so much my first instinct would be to ask them if they have Parkinson’s diseases.

[@captivatednightshade1432]

Great video! Wonderful way to start the week. =) ♡

[@jaydonm1556]

Might as well name it the Crusty Crab

[@user-ur3ci5fl7r]

Spending all my money on a fidget spinner sounds fun

[@jerry830619]

that package sound is good

[@isaactudor647]

I love his heavy voice

[@ye_clapped_6974]

Fred: I think that you will play with them Me: of course I fucking will

[@CKGOATLING]

Me: *relaxed* Ad: *HEY CAN YA ADD SPINACH TO MY PIZZA?* (Google home ad) Me: *breaks ipad*

[@TheGamingPugTV]

We need a Rude English Gentleman Architect!

[@hoodedy]

"You willing to spend anything?" *clears throat* "you had me at hello".

[@justdom2293]

A nice sleep ASMR video would be great!

[@alternifeind15]

I feel like this one is a little more tame. BTW congrats on your nuptials

[@gustavosinger9862]

I didn't know Thor had an ASMR channel... PS: your videos are really relaxing, keep doing your videos

[@aditombolis6148]

OML THE ENDING HAD ME CRACKING UP😂😂😂