ASMR: Rude & Patronising Doctor (roleplay)

[@SRPASMR]

Chapters 0:00 Unpleasantries 0:55 Weight 1:21 Height 2:28 Pie hole exam 4:33 Taste test 6:22 Smell test 8:23 Blood glucose 9:53 Blood pressure 11:05 Waist line 12:02 Ophthalmoscopy 16:00 Auscultation of chest 17:06 Pupil reactions 17:34 Vision 18:56 Colour cards reactions 22:16 Ear inspection 23:22 Final words

[@readmachine18]

"Unpleasantries" 🤣🤣🤣

[@haelotny6523]

"Pie hole exam" 🤣🤣🤣

[@h.p.lovecraft7286]

He somehow still manages to be polite while being rude.

[@SRPASMR]

Damn

[@Ingens_Scherz]

Yes, he is quite considerably nicer than the average overpaid, incompetent, absent megalomaniac these days. But that's Wales. Perhaps they're more human - and humane - in England.

[@bhavyagosai6712]

Well he's British what can you say

[@mozzarella6102]

Because he is not rude, is just overly honest and deliver it in the most polite voice ever.

[@r0sepetalss]

⁠@@Ingens_Scherzdamn didn’t need to flame wales like that 😢

[@JoeMultiVoice]

Still way more polite than my local GP 😅

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@evilwomendefender]

“seafood diet, otherwise known as see food and eat it”… i laughed so hard 😭 comedic genius

[@SRPASMR]

😂🙇‍♂️🫡

[@cornflakegirl4811]

"This is where all the munching takes place" ... me, immediately freezing with a mouth full of Christmas cookies on the couch.

[@SRPASMR]

😂 Jammie Dodgers for me

[@amainiris]

i’m autistic so i’m used to people being patronising towards me - it was really fun and refreshing to see you do an over-the-too impression of someone like that haha, plus it was super tingly

[@SRPASMR]

Glad it was still tingly. Cheers my friend

[@Batzilla69420]

Seriously! I'm autistic not 5 😭

[@ethangriffiths7244]

@@Batzilla69420says the person that has a bio that says “I eat teeth” 😭💀

[@Batzilla69420]

@@ethangriffiths7244 autistic people can eat teeth too 🙄

[@dianahaynes6328]

I just went to bed and literally prayed "please God, let Steven upload a new video." Awesome, since that came true I should start on my Christmas wishes now 😂

[@SRPASMR]

Every Sunday without fail I’m here 😁

[@dianahaynes6328]

@@SRPASMR and it's more than just appreciated 🙏

[@irenecrichton9279]

This was SO funny! I’m still laughing. And amazing that even when you’re being cruel, your voice is still comforting! Thanks again for another Sunday treat !❤️. For some strange reason though, I feel incredibly hungry 😂

[@SRPASMR]

Watch the carbs 😂

[@Necokeniii]

This is more like a passive aggressive doctor who dabbles in politeness lol. Thanks for the tingles 🎉🎉

[@SRPASMR]

Maybe I should change the title now

[@justbeth2648]

😂haha you’re even good at being bad, no limit to your talents!

[@SRPASMR]

Mixed feelings making these videos. Definitely going against the grain 😂

[@ichrishenderson]

Bro said "thank you" way to much for being rude 😂

[@brandonamthor]

​@@ichrishendersonI have dealt with many people who try to act polite while they continue to be rude lol

[@CarolES95]

Loved your acting and look in this! Also the keyboard sounds are so tingly ✨

[@SRPASMR]

Glad you like. Ty 😊

[@Archivesofmyincompetence]

Literally right as I went to bed, might play a bad doctor today, the timing is still good

[@SRPASMR]

🤜🏼🤛🏼

[@deadgame2098]

I feel like after a while, ASMR channels can get monotonous with their video ideas, but you always manage to surprise and entertain! You do great work, you should be proud ❤

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks. It does get hard. But I have some fresh ideas on the way

[@vachiasmrfan777]

I laughed so much 😂 best way to end a Sunday ❤

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent 😁

[@Sukkapokka]

This video was a heaven-sent! I had a really early wake-up today and I was struggling to fall a sleep last night. I noticed that this video was just released and I dozed off in 5 minutes after finishing the video. Thank you saving my morning from tiredness, SRP! Keep it up!

[@SRPASMR]

No worries my friend

[@RJ-Phoenix]

ASMR so good here, that I never manage to watch the videos to the end.... I always fall asleep somewhere. Wonderful work sir!

[@SRPASMR]

Thank you

[@Ihavethekeyandthesecret]

Pie hole exam has me dead 😂😂

[@SRPASMR]

Bit of British wit 😁

[@kathybirmes3414]

You're even nice when you're rude, lol!

[@SRPASMR]

Damn 😂🫶🏼

[@patdry]

After watching your videos for so many years, this is truly a comedy. I can’t stop laughing, I hope this was fun for you to make. Feels like an “opposite day” video.

[@SRPASMR]

Oh absolutely. Very much against my grain

[@benmargand9792]

Got to love a rude doctor roleplay especially from a legend like you !

[@SRPASMR]

Cheers bud

[@elsamendes1]

Hi, SRP! I really enjoyed this video! Cool style, excellent sequences and awesome vocabulary, I just love it!!! Keep on with this…😊

[@SRPASMR]

I’m sure he’ll be back. Cheers 🍻

[@beti7197]

“Breathe is questionable” instead of “Your breathe stink” 😂 still so polite! I love it

[@SRPASMR]

😂 damn. I’m clearly not being savage enough

[@Liamperry18]

Hope you all have a lovely christmas and a happy new year

[@SRPASMR]

Same to you. My Xmas will be better than last years

[@Lolsfier23]

The title says your rude but this is the nicest doctor ive ever seen, which hospital does he work at i need to know 😭

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂😂

[@xeroxavier2486]

Well done again. I may be crying, but I’m calmer now I guess.

[@SRPASMR]

Phew 😂

[@ScizophrenicDoorhandle]

Still my favourite ASMRist, everytime I get the notification you've uploaded, I just know I'm getting a good-night sleep. You've really helped me man, god bless you ❤

[@SRPASMR]

Happy to help 🤜🏼🤛🏼

[@harrybond6673]

Youve got that just right, because thats exactly how most doctors are , they somehow manage to make u feel like everythings your fault which youve captured precicley , love your videos keep em coming 😂

[@SRPASMR]

More to come bro

[@kierannnn]

looking foward to it dude! @@SRPASMR

[@vedanshnathani541]

3 uploads in 4 days LETS GO

[@SRPASMR]

🕺

[@Robmattra]

I gotta be honest I think its hard to come off as rude when you have the most relaxing voice in the asmr community 😂

[@SRPASMR]

Damn 😆

[@BaughbeSauce]

Even being rude and patronizing he's a million times nicer to me than most of the doctors I've had. Even my last therapist. I wish I could find a doctor like him. Maybe after a time I wouldn't even need my service dog to go to an appointment. Sigh.

[@stupidbroad]

its really disheartening to see all these comments that share this same sentiment. like how many of us have had these kinds of consistently horrible medical experiences??

[@BaughbeSauce]

@@stupidbroad It's actually a big reason I need a service dog. I was assaulted by a doctor when I was 4 and my psyche never recovered.

[@hannahh8696]

​@@BaughbeSauceI'm so sorry that happened to you. ❤

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks for the kind words 😊

[@TheGarrett27]

"What is the smallest row you can read down to on this imaginary menu?" destroyed 💀💀💀

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@Nexxed1]

again a video just in time - thanks srp

[@SRPASMR]

You’re welcome

[@BlastinRope]

thanks for this, all the videos where the dr is patient and compassionate are so unrealistic in my 30 years of experience, ive never been to a doctor where im treated anything more than a piece of flesh

[@SRPASMR]

Happy to shame you 😁

[@DragonSchizo]

the chapter names gave me a good laugh! nice vid as always

[@SRPASMR]

Cheers 😁

[@hannahh8696]

The jacket sounds are super tingly, and rude SRP is brilliant. Politely savage, as expected.

[@SRPASMR]

🫶🏼 I hope you have a lovely Christmas btw

[@hannahh8696]

@@SRPASMR You too! Lots of cooking for me 😊

[@stevehartley297]

The poster in the back had me double taking lol

[@SRPASMR]

👀

[@zielakkboss]

the sea/see food diet got me good ahahahaha

[@SRPASMR]

From the book of dad jokes 😁

[@justinpratt6419]

Most polite bloke from Birmingham

[@SRPASMR]

Sometimes I think I’m the most sane these days

[@juliancornelius3682]

Thanks

[@jag7565]

You should make a video of reading books or make a series of reading a book. Your voice is really soothing

[@SRPASMR]

Got some interesting plans to come

[@NitrusKnight]

I was genuinely flabbergasted at the “See food and eat it. Diabetes, type 2 diagnosis”

[@cocozuchanel]

Great. My day can’t get any better: A pissed off passive aggressive doctor insulting me throughout the whole appointment leaving me constantly shaking my head and totally devastated. But hey - I‘m relaxed now 😅

[@Roy-sr6gs]

I loved the colored cards :)

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent. I’m sure they’ll return

[@terrysmall8428]

I died, this was scathing, so funny and I fell completely asleep some time just after "where all the munching takes place" lmaooooo. Dunno if you'll get any negativity for it but imo this was so great.

[@JociCoastal]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS THE RETURN OF THE TERRIBLE DOCTOR THESE ARE MY FAVORITES

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent

[@mrholmess]

The way that your outfit remember me of doctor house made happier while watching the video. Also you're really great.

[@Corriethosaurus]

Never felt so relaxing to be insulted! Wonderful work as always. :)

[@SRPASMR]

Much appreciated

[@sarahblackburn4070]

“Otherwise known as see food and eat it” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SRPASMR]

🤣

[@lLazIsLostl]

Hey SRP, a video you could do is like a crucial vision discovery, which worsens as the video progresses. Almost like a multi visit to the clinic spanning the whole video 😅. Thought it’d be pretty neat.

[@TheReacTT]

Ah yes, my favorite doctor is back 🙂

[@SRPASMR]

Fake doctor 😂

[@iGuysCOMEDY]

Perfect balance of British politeness and British Anger

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@George_vv]

How can he be rude when his glasses are so groovy?

[@SRPASMR]

Wrong choice 😂

[@carolmimiwienecke7634]

Awesome role-playing doc,such a good bad boy.

[@SRPASMR]

👀😂

[@Agrademusicgeek]

“Up all night negotiating my pay” Love it

[@SRPASMR]

🤏🏼👨🏼‍⚕️

[@sethbowman3755]

When he said piehole I lost it 🤣

[@SRPASMR]

😭😂

[@pinkmango1419]

This felt like when I am being honest to my friends, and they go "it should make me feel bad but you do it such a polite way"😂

[@SRPASMR]

🤣

[@patrickginart1780]

"waddle off" at the end killed me LOL

[@SRPASMR]

😁

[@fgrance184]

Before reading the title of the video, I thought that’s gonna be about some Cyberpunk kind of doc stuff 😂

[@SRPASMR]

Not quite

[@ellamfw]

cannot imagine you to be rude at all but those glasses definitely gave the look ✋🏻

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent 😆

[@Gnyaneshwar01]

Lesgooo!! I was wondering when you'll be releasing another vid on the bad doctor series. And u have done it! Gonna be a good day

[@SRPASMR]

Hope you weren’t too offended

[@stacegamble6559]

I know others have said but for real, I think you could so easily get away with being this type of person, your voice is so soothing stuff that if someone else said would throw me into rage, but with your voice it just rolls right off

[@SRPASMR]

😁 all in the name of asmr

[@sid4426]

You should meet my dentist's assistant and my college's receptionist to know what rude is... You are so sweet, doc 😭😭❤❤

[@SRPASMR]

Damn 😂

[@Vincent_Pilsen]

damn, I love these passive-aggresive videos, they are the best!! (from the best ASMRtist 👉🏽😁👉🏽) I still remember the thermomesther jumpscare!! jajaja

[@SRPASMR]

😂🤜🏼🤛🏼

[@JR-db9xt]

I got one of these on the nhs

[@SRPASMR]

Shame really

[@ianbamford1857]

Fell asleep and woke up with a breath complex 😅

[@SRPASMR]

Damn

[@Norabeefy]

“Just imagine it’s a menu” 😭😂😂

[@SRPASMR]

Scampi and chips followed by chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice cream 😁

[@shpeag]

and i was just about to nap too how perfect

[@SRPASMR]

Nap well

[@IN_MY_PLAYROOM]

My dads average mood

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@brandonfox2048]

A seefood diet, see food and eat it.. damn doc how’d you describe me so well??

[@SRPASMR]

6th sense 😆

[@nannesoar]

The glasses are genius.

[@SRPASMR]

Ty 😎

[@opmajster8682]

Finally another bad doctor video, I've missed the bad doctor

[@SRPASMR]

Well overdue

[@ImCursedM8]

"just imagine it's a menu" srp got jokes😂

[@SRPASMR]

😉

[@cocozuchanel]

I love this!!

[@SRPASMR]

Lovely 😊

[@franckygl]

You could really pull off a Christopher Moltisanti cosplay with sunglasses

[@gemmabowden]

The rude doc returns!

[@SRPASMR]

🤓

[@thomash1349]

Loveee satire! Lovely vid! Thx!

[@SRPASMR]

You’re welcome, short arse 😂

[@Red-Devil-Dog]

Well I never! 😮😂 Great vid Steven. I bet sometimes you wish you could let loose like this. 😂

[@SRPASMR]

Maybe 😁

[@mjw8309]

I’m obsessed with you, there is no other way for me to say it. 😭

[@SRPASMR]

Fine with me 😁

[@Delilah.Elizabeth]

Love those shades! 💜😴

[@SRPASMR]

Ty 😎

[@zososierp]

2:31 gave me a good chuckle.

[@SRPASMR]

😎

[@suha98]

I love it 😂❤thank u 👏

[@SRPASMR]

No problem 😁

[@mirif9703]

I can’t believe you went straight to the see-food diet. 😂😂😂 I’m going to go eat cookies in the closet now and cry 😭 ;)

[@SRPASMR]

Gotta hit you good from the start 😂

[@gemmabowden]

I love roast beef gravy and Yorkshire pudding. Plus chocolate fudge cake and vanilla ice cream!

[@SRPASMR]

Ice cream 🍦

[@Cobalt_Capacitor]

Lmao still better service than when I went to the ER for kidney stones.

[@SRPASMR]

Sounds painful

[@DrCrowPHD]

No way, Dr. House roleplay

[@SRPASMR]

😁

[@daz7358]

First 5 minutes i was in stitches. My partner was listening and she said so basically we are a fat, short arsed pre diabetic with manky teeth??? Yes we are love, yes we are because the brummy man with the dodgy glasses said so! 😂 Happy New year srp, fantastic video keep them coming 👍

[@SRPASMR]

😆😆😆 have a good 2024

[@Travis371]

5:16 best part

[@SRPASMR]

😉

[@monkeydad47]

My doctor called me a slur once, when i was getting a colonoscopy. So this is definitely an improvement.

[@SRPASMR]

😬😆

[@itsbef]

the poster is sending me

[@SRPASMR]

😜

[@urigonzalez2283]

"Breath is questionable" my breath so bad you can smell it 😂

[@SRPASMR]

😷😷😷

[@mervth]

seafood joke underrated hahah

[@SRPASMR]

😆

[@lolno6975]

Rudest person in Sutton (the most violent crime there is Tax evasion):

[@melaniep.]

"when I see you next time, I want to see a slimmer version" Me in the mirror daily 😂😂😂

[@SRPASMR]

👀🤏🏼

[@Charming_Charlien]

God this was a trip and a half, I expected mean remark after mean remark or snarky comments, this was so funny waiting when you’d be mean next XD

[@SRPASMR]

Okay

[@serkkah]

It’s so funny how he says the rudest things but in the nicest way. Lol

[@SRPASMR]

🫤😂

[@genericmeme]

Just read the title and thought "oh, so a German doctor roleplay".

[@SRPASMR]

😅

[@lue8619]

Maybe its time for a christmas Menu and cooking Video😂😊 best wishes from germany

[@SRPASMR]

😬

[@GAUGELOSA]

Just in time! 😊😴

[@SRPASMR]

Enjoy

[@readmachine18]

The shades 😎😂😂😂 Love it 😆

[@SRPASMR]

😎

[@axl674]

I still cant decide whether hes the nicest rude doctor, or the rudest nice doctor.

[@SRPASMR]

😆 nor me