ASMR Sassy Loki roleplay Teasing you

[@tapewormys]

Loki: so disappointed to look at. Me: I'm always disappointing to look at.

[@teddy6234]

Same 🙃

[@sadsalamander6854]

Yay disappointment squad

[@leabell5763]

Ooof

[@hawks3636]

I'll join you

[@pj5403]

Maybe if we merge we wont be disappointing to look ay

[@alexroberts2421]

True fact: In the MCU, Loki is 6'4". Now imagine him walking up to you and having to look up at him. And the height makes sense since he's part Frost Giant.

[@antisepticeyeglitchy1434]

I’m 4’10” GOD WHY DO CRUSH ON THE THE TALL ONES

[@Crowleys_Bentley]

I’m 5’1” 🙃

[@tomurashigaraki9210]

I’m- I’m- I’m 6’1 :[

[@overcaffeinated_gaming]

And his Frost Giant form is 12'6

[@bellaromanoff1257]

I'm 4,9. God, I'm so short :(

[@present_mic8425]

All i saw was the words "Sassy" and "Loki"....I CLICKED FASTER THAN SONIC AND IIDA COMBINED!!!

[@kitkatgaming4745]

Heads Up people! Incoming Tenya Iida at top speed!🤣

[@present_mic8425]

@@kitkatgaming4745 F**CK YEAH!!!

[@youdrivelikewaluigi3031]

Present mike… what are you doing here aren’t you supposed be teaching?

[@youdrivelikewaluigi3031]

I meant mic it auto corrects

[@present_mic8425]

@@youdrivelikewaluigi3031 mental day off.... one day... Aizawa doing the same

[@bellagold8781]

I so want this to become a series!

[@RabbitOverlord]

Me too

[@mollymj8533]

Same

[@シキ-f3q]

I could only imagine Thor lurking in the background with such a menacing look as Loki talks about the story about Thor marrying a giant to get his hammer back

[@youdrivelikewaluigi3031]

Loki: you have no scars Me: *pointing out all the scars I have from my battles with riding a bike* “I think you’re wrong”

[@natelhyve]

Once a ceiling fell on me. Broke the table I was near of, did not a single damage to me.

[@youdrivelikewaluigi3031]

@@natelhyve no damage… you are the chosen one

[@lisagaray123]

Loki: I've never seen someone so puny! My skinny @ss, 5' exactly: **amgery**

[@kitkatgaming4745]

I saw the title said Loki and I was like, "Oh no you did NOT!!" And I clicked faster than a fangirl on caffeine!🤣

[@dragonlady8133]

"And Loki knows I love snakes, so he transforms into one and crawls up my leg and when I went to get it he transformd back and went, AHhHhH, iYs mE, and then he stabbed me."

[@lydiasoares88]

Loki: "You're human. You're weak. There's absolutely nothing special about you." Me: *by accidentally blurts out* Why'd I fall for you again?

[@eastalchemist]

i have a MASSIVE crush on loki and this did not help that obsession i have with him

[@wifey4496]

STORY TIME! NORSE MYTHOLOGY EDITION Featuring: Mjölnir(Thor's hammer) One day while Thor and his wife Sif(the most beautiful of all the goddesses) were sleeping, Loki came and cut all of Sif's long golden hair off, when they woke up Thor instantly knew it was Loki and demanded that he find a way to put all the hair back on Sif's head or he would break all of Loki's bones, Loki then went to the Sons of Ivaldi, 2 dwarven blacksmiths with unmatched skill, he requested that they make a new head of hair made from pure gold and a hammer that's power couldn't be matched and after some 'bugging' on Loki's end(a story for another time) the brothers did as he asked and Loki took the hammer and the golden wig back to his brother, the hair as was promised and the hammer as a gift for the trouble he caused, this hammer was Mjölnir and became Thor's most prized possession. (If y'all like the story I'll continue stories that have themes from the videos.)

[@aster9686]

I love your name (also nice story)

[@wifey4496]

@@aster9686 Thank youuu

[@wifey4496]

I did my best at sourcing the original mythology behind Thor's hammer

[@cottony_candy2526]

I know that

[@kato1968]

god i love that story, he also put his head as a bet and when he lost he tried to save himself by saying that hey only had right to his head but not his neck and they ended up sewing mouth shut

[@fionarayward4809]

I absolutely loved this! I laughed when Loki started talking about Thor being a bride, I remembered reading that story, it was entertaining to say the least. Well done!

[@sophisticatedchaosgb]

Are you trying me give me a heart attack! Loki’s my baby!!!

[@mrsalucard3548]

I'm low-key in love with Loki. 😂😂😂

[@nightbolter2777]

Do you mean “Loki” in love... ha...haaa...haaaa I’m so sorry. It’s 1 am for me lol

[@mia-wy3pl]

same-

[@dawnthedude6925]

I Saw that coming...

[@sophie_super_fan229]

Aren’t we all?? 😂😭

[@kristal6906]

Saaame

[@ladyrissaneermind20]

Well done, but Tom Hiddleston still has you beat. Lol

[@JohnnyStaticVA]

@Rissa Neermind. You’re absolutely right but at least I gave it a good go😂

[@ocharakau645]

@@JohnnyStaticVA Tom's a worthy opponent. 😂

[@alexisgraham7671]

Just slow down your speech and lengthen your words, maybe a different accent too; otherwise it is really good!

[@TheofficialMooCat]

When he said "sshhh" i burst out laughting idk why🤣

[@lisagaray123]

"Now how did this happen?" F-ck if I know man I was just chilling on my couch with my Cheetos and now I'm here-

[@Kitcatts]

I saw loki, i got a heart attack🏃‍♀️

[@sam-be9ie]

Loki:i never seen someone so puny! Me:exactly 5'8, 323 lb, amd knows boxing* BITCH WANNA TRY THATA AGAIN

[@nxs5859]

AAAAAHHH!!! WE GOT JOHNNY STATIC AND LOKI TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

[@mizuro9429]

He is literally Low-key Loki. ▼・ᴥ・▼

[@elianadunigan2915]

Just want to say I've been the biggest simp for Loki since 2015. And you doing this is like a dream come true thank you😁

[@maricat9312]

I love this. Thank-you for all the wonderful content Johnny.

[@sammythemoose9441]

Loki: you don't even have scars. me: no but I have mantel scars

[@lydiasoares88]

Loki: "I know humans are stupid and everything." Me: *offended-*

[@xhydex9507]

When he said "puny" I literally looked up at my computer to see a post of hulk saying puny god. 😂

[@jothesimp842]

"Its *rIdIcUlOuS* " Aight sorry Draco

[@randomthingsforfun7990]

I felt like captain America in that one scene: I understood that reference nice to see a fellow Potterhead 😁

[@haypac5840]

This showed up on my recommended and I've never clicked a video faster in my life.

[@lo3055]

I wanna see if we become a hero and we come back to Asgard

[@senchilenhard6851]

Tokoyami why are you here?

[@teddy6234]

Hikaru Lenhard I was about to say the same 🤨

[@teddy6234]

So tokoyami you into Loki 😏😉

[@cringereadings8260]

Good question

[@teddy6234]

Ochaco Uraraka what is happening I saw kiri on another asmr and Bakugou and deku and Todo and now tokoyami and NOW you I’m not judging you or all of you I’m just asking your introduction Loki 😉

[@camilasm7448]

This needs to be a series 😊

[@AmeliaRosalinaTheHedgehog]

This is so cute and adorable I love it Johnny

[@sararoberts2973]

I would love him teasing me cause I’d give right back! He’d make me laugh

[@roseanoctuaasmr]

Loki = instant click

[@BroodingStoriesAfter_Nightfall]

Lmao Loki is afraid of Hulk it's hilarious and that in itself is enough to shut him up.

[@nelblack4829]

Loki: About everything u do! Me: ...when did u become a stalker?😳😂

[@froggiebird208]

Imagine if yn just has powers that Loki don’t even know about and just proves him wrong, except they don’t join shield, or the avengers or anything like that. No, they just go solo and kill bad guys on their own, but stays pretty low-key so then they don’t get noticed by shield or the avengers.

[@thezodiacgirl7166]

The look on his face if he finds out would be HILARIOUS.

[@unofficialfood362]

Not me being so obsessed I end up finishing his stories before he can definitely not

[@countessbathory9227]

Lets go to SHILD or to Dr Strange , work out and show him he's wrong ✌️🤣 Actually I am sure I will die because of sarcasm in the wrong moment 🤷

[@maggieoakenshield5815]

Loki is my favorite marvel character

[@lilybeth9279]

SOMEONE PEASE GET ME A PICTURE OF THOR IN THAT DRESS!!!

[@alex_gal02]

Loki: You're so disappointing. Me: You're going to love my mom. She can tell you how I disappointed her from the moment she found out she wasn't pregnant with a boy. And I'll fill you in on every other aspect of my life where I wasn't her perfect golden flower.

[@AnissaABZ91]

I'd love to see a suite or other roleplay with Loki or maybe Bucky Barnes please

[@demetracarson2491]

We need a part 2 for sure

[@-flowerbloom9305]

More spycier then 😂

[@marievanexe6490]

loki : determination ? *laughter* Really i'n sorry to tell you this but, no trainees ever get to change the fact how weak your are. Also me : *start to play megalovania from undertale* YoU'rE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHiS ?

[@blackrose3432]

Loki's insults fill you with determination...

[@oliverbills7427]

AHSDBJW HE KISSES US TO CHANGE OUR APPEARANCE????

[@pinkorchid2101]

I smiling like a dumb bish while listening to this😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ashmaty]

Me: i don't wanna be a hero i wanna be villain or simply your girlfriend..

[@wispicaldream]

This was amazing!

[@MxMcGeeky]

It was actually Heimdall’s idea for Thor to disguise himself as the bride, specifically the goddess Freya. The giant demanded Freya’s hand in exchange for Thor’s hammer and when Loki and Thor told Freya she made it ABSOLUTELY clear that was out of the question (evidently Freya’s fury was something none of the gods messed with). When the gods discussed what was to be done, Heimdall’s response was basically “It’s your problem, you fix it. You marry the giant.”

[@teddy6234]

Can we PLEASE get a Series 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@vanillune]

My old Loki obsession: HI BITCHHH! IM BACKKKKK~

[@hermioneweasley5703]

As soo as I read Loki.... im so excited 😅👉🏻👈🏻

[@evilderpydeer]

I want story time with loki

[@catiegrossman7032]

PUNY GOD

[@SleepiChobVee]

I wonder how we got there in Asgard

[@scp05-redacted42]

Ah yes, my main religion. Loki without sown shut lips. By that I mean I'm a viking in my spare time, so I know a lot about norse metholigy. Making me both hate and love marvels norse stuff. But no matter what, I'll always love these videos. They're amazing. Especially the jedi series, since I get to have my actual pronoune in it. An the characters are awesome

[@MenacingAngel_]

he's definitley love me

[@RabbitOverlord]

Can you please do more of these with Loki? I really liked it.

[@jssc8795]

I need more of my baby loki ♡♡♡

[@senchilenhard6851]

Love your content Johnny

[@ella-fj5lj]

c-can you make more of these? 🥺

[@snehaaahahaha]

I was expecting the snake story😂😂😂😂

[@lydiasoares88]

*not even looking at Loki because tryna hide blush and inner fangirl*

[@tojifushiguro8459]

i thought for a second it was google voice but we love him anyways

[@kai-qe8zq]

*NOW WE'RE TALKING*

[@luna-killianacormac7259]

Am I the only one who would like to hear him as Connor Kenway or Alexios of Sparta from the Assassins Creed series? 🤔😍💙

[@pytofmj]

Omg! I loooooooveee the Loki. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@lonewolfclan1073]

human? who are you calling human Sir loki?! jokes on you brother. your not the only shape changer around here 🤣

[@ally9878]

So mean loki

[@allylby3297]

Oh i don't see the comments... For the 47828374747383747483847th times...

[@ireneconti4353]

Will you do another roleplay about Loki?

[@GenAqua]

Part 2 please.

[@reynarodriguez9742]

If Loki was a Jotun cat and I were a zebra from Midgard, he would use his magic to turn me into a cocker spaniel dog to disguise myself and Odin would never know that I am a Midgardian *In the furry fandom, I thought that Asgardians would all be dogs of every breed while Jotuns would all be every breed of cats. While on Midgard not only has cats and dogs but EVERY mammal (except humans), bird, reptile, amphibian, and even fish all over the globe.

[@AnaxErik4ever]

Hiddleston is Welsh from what I've gathered over the years, bits and pieces from interviews and watching movies OUTSIDE of the MCU. Still, being a shapeshifter, having a slight Scottish accent for Loki's taunting is kind of funny/appealing and NOT out of the realm of possibility. And for the record, "Freya's Unusual Wedding", my personal title for "The Laye of Thrym", is my favorite from the collection of Nordic myths that survive. P.S. No chance of me joining SHIELD. I can't stand super-powered assholes, and I'm talking about Stark in particular, but there are others among their numbers too. Me? As one of the Einherjar? No way, I'd rather being trading tales with Bragi, or preferably Loki.

[@hypecool7469]

PLEASE PART 2

[@niccolehoody7317]

When we going to have more of loki

[@marvel.sylllogonia7934]

I would say just because you don't see the scars does not mean they're not there and my mouth is my one and only weapon I carry on me at all times and being a warrior does not matter being able to be cunning and smart does and I'm both most of the time and being able to stab people in the back physically not mentally And while he was telling the story of how Thor kind of almost married a giant I'd be like give me a minute I'd figure out where a book was that I could write in and be like okay continue while writing the story down he be like what are you doing I'd say exposing Thor obviously

[@marvel.sylllogonia7934]

I would say finally someone who thinks Thor is dumb did you know he called his muscles brains and he told his brain a muscle a brain is an organ not muscle I honestly don't get what's the big deal for him he's not that good of a fighter me neither am I like you said I'm puny

[@marvel.sylllogonia7934]

I would say don't worry I would probably die of stabbing myself because I was going to cook and I fell and stabbed myself in the gut it would not surprise me if I did I'm terribly clumsy and if I ever wind up on Asgard again you won't catch me then I already know how to get back to the portal you showed me so if I do ever wind up here I'll be stealing that book and then going back to the portal okay bye bye

[@juniper6287]

OK.....

[@julianielsen5361]

I love it and ken you pls mek a mor video lake dis pls :-) :-)

[@cassidywinther6227]

Bestie im for real just laying in bed like 🕴disappointing my passed on granny probably.😭🖐

[@Friendtoallfandoms345]

No scars you can see.😁

[@luneasmr2243]

😴😴😴💕

[@BlackfoxKitsune]

(Spoof ROLE PLAY) Loki: welll well well what do we have here then? a human in Asguard? now how did this happen hmm? Me: ... i'm not... i'm.... ~knowing i'm not human, i'm one of the Augured wolves like his Son Fenris who can shape change~ Loki: Shhh! Me: ~promptly shuts up because chain of command, after all he is the son of Odin~ Loki starts going on that i'm puny and i'm there giving puppy eyes thinking i picked the wrong form to morph into. Loki: so tell me how did you manage to get here at all? Me: ~lost for words due to being told i'm puny and week and trying not to cry because of new found human emotions that came with the shape change so now i want revenge~ Me: so who are you? Loki: I'm Loki son of odin me: ~sarcastic tone knowing this urks him~ OOOoooo your Thors puny brother.

[@kyandell1]

Same

[@jeili_pokedex7010]

I’m late ⏰

[@licy___]

Hehehe

[@ZoeyRose-fv2cl]

I love Video and he is so hot why me 😳💗😳❤️😳☺️😊

[@geraxoxo]

😳👉👈

[@jara.2535]

Remember to keep your mouth shut!!! You’re not the one for conversations are you?

[@juliaprieto7777]

I don’t like this voice

[@bitchy_alt1947]

Definitely looking forward to a part 2 of this 😈