ASMR SCHOOL NURSE ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAM

This video is posted to celebrate the first milion views for my Cranial Nerve Exam video I posted 4 months ago, yay!!
In this ASMR video you will recieve an annual physical exam by school nurse Isabel. You are a cute child in this video. Triggers included are: personal attention, whisper, soft spoken, ear blowing, scalp massage, head scratching, brushing hair, breathy whisper ear to ear.
For a look behind the scenes visit my other youtube channel "isabel backstage"
Instagram (to stay updated on new ASMR projects of mine):
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Who am I :
My name is Isabel and I'm Dutch. My approche to ASMR video’s is combining entertaintment in a form of imagination and fantasy (almost movie like) with relaxation. All wraped into one video for you. This way you can enjoy my video’s either before you go to bed to drift off easier, or you can just take a moment of relaxation during the day to calm down and relieve stress.
I’ve been posting ASMR video's since the 20th of June 2016! This is video #39. I hope you like it!
I’m always trying to improve the quality of my video’s, if you’d like to contribute to this purpose, than that’s possible via donations on PayPal. My email is: [e-mail]
I've recorded this video with a Canon EOS 80D camera and an audio recorder Roland R-26 with 2 AKG C214 microphones for stereo sound. Here are the links:
Cam: www.ebay.com/itm/Canon-80D-cam...
Recorder: www.ebay.com/itm/Roland-R-26-R...
Mic: AKG C214, two microphones to create a nice stereo sound
Editing program: www.magix.com (I used Magix video deluxe 2016)
This video is ment for relaxation and can also help relieve anxiety, depression or stress, however I am not a psychiatrist, so if you are dealing with severe anxiety, depression or stress I suggest you go to a professional.

[@generalkenobi1223]

this is what you expect when you go to the nurse but really it's like - *ME*: nurse i think i might have cancer *NURSE*: here's an ice pack come back if you still feel bad

[@luisguzman2361]

ME LIKEY Nurse: I have a very wierd little tool Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@meg4126]

ME LIKEY once I got stung by a bee in middle school for the first time and begun to have an allergic reaction - my friend took me to the nurses office w a swollen face and coughing up blood, and the nurse still wouldn't let me call my mom. luckily it was a minimum day and there was an hour left in school, but thank god I'm homeschooled now >_

[@flisko123]

u need an ear nail

[@elizabethmanuel3501]

ME LIKEY lol true😂😂

[@kristinanicole6778]

Same

[@mirandapandaxx9931]

Once my friend threw up and she got an ice pack for it, the nurse was fired 7 days after that

[@mileschicken1]

They give an icepack for everything it's like icepack will solve the world's problems

[@markbrown1512]

Miranda PandaxX Oh, you fell of the slide and you punctured your spleen? Here, have an ice pack. 🙃

[@vdown_fall8582]

Miranda PandaxX threw*

[@awzumzap3634]

Got shot in the stomach, icepack or 2 will do

[@okaykh-o5316]

Miranda PandaxX lucky.. at my school the nurse will see your dying and need assistance.. but she's talking to the other nurse about her son playing football and about how hard it is to be a cheer coach..

[@kylesavage3097]

Me: my knee cap is is shattered and I can't walk" Nurse: "here's a cough drop"

[@Yourbrostego]

Underappreciated comment

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

But miss, my kneecap is shattered! It has nothing to do with my throat infection! Nurse: heres a bandaid i found in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic

[@dampomasto3090]

Me how does that fix it

[@greenisbetterthanred6416]

Rip off you didn’t get the wet paper towel

[@junglespore]

Or in the wise words of Memeulous "they'll give you a paper towel and a cup a water"

[@icicle9497]

It makes you feel so safe and relaxed being spoken too like you're a child

[@abdulazizmahamd3673a]

Yhtrt

[@aizen111]

Every school nurse I've had has just handed me an ice pack.

[@happylidlcloud]

We didnt even had school nurses in german schools.

[@Amanda-xh9eh]

Brian Catts I got actual bags of ice... like they'd go into the freezer, scoop up some ice, and then put it in a plastic bag that leaked everywhere.

[@callisto8413]

We got gravel in paper bags.

[@realravenrain]

You're lucky. We dreamed of gravel in paper bags. We got hot coal in a rusty tin.

[@yehmec]

You are lucky ! At my school, the nurse used to throw the ice pack in my face,and sometimes she threw scissors attached to it... X)

[@ameliasmith7421]

My younger sister loved this, she gets scared going to any school nurse or doctor and she was smiling the whole way through this ,thank you :)

[@IsabelImaginationASMR]

Bethany Davis awww that very cute, I'm glad she liked it 😊

[@itsyagirllailalouxx2259]

Bethany Davis 🙂

[@ahmeder8987]

​@@IsabelImaginationASMRsex 💋💋🖤🔥

[@themakeanddostudio]

Nurse:whats your name Me: hairy ballsack Nurse:thats a beautiful name

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

Nurse: What's your name? Me: Poopoo Nurse: What a beautiful name

[@ajunicecultleader]

IM IN FITS😂💀

[@mikekotzian2613]

Nurse: whats your name Me: DJ Dickhead Nurse: what a beautiful name

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

@@alizaviolet3611 K sorry

[@gossypium2229]

u n k n o w n peepeepoopoo

[@Gunzzz-ft2rl]

Me: i have ear cancer Nurse: Your ear looks very healthy

[@mercr]

100th like 😎

[@Atzedernatzte]

Good that you don't have cancer

[@RRRRooooo76]

@@majkenolssonmus267 you gave me cancer in my ear

[@sh1nighami]

@@nemoau1948 sit down, sip up your kool-aid and shut up

[@aniro5204]

heres an icepack

[@poleash7618]

nurse: what's ur name me: Phat Ho nurse: wow, that's a beautiful name!

[@arandomgaming5454]

FC B i nurse whats your name me big smoke

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

FC B what's your name Me:hey what's up guys scarce here

[@CalebIsHere]

arandom gaming I'll have 2 number 9's a number nine large a number 6 with extra dip two 45's one wit cheese and a large soda

[@bjarke3d]

FC B hahahahahahahahahaha

[@mastersniper1137]

FC B lol

[@tomblfc0561]

Nurse:*ok so breath normally* Me:*(not breathing)* Nurse:*carry on breathing* Me:*(Dead)* Nurse:*Very good...

[@diggingpond27games13]

Thomas Bailey lol

[@stanleybradford6738]

I rate that

[@aidanhub3903]

XD

[@mizaemit7838]

Thomas Bailey xD

[@draftedllama3120]

Thomas Bailey p XD

[@dirtdisrespector7077]

This was my introduction to asmr. So many memories!

[@stefanmedic6406]

"You can lift up your shirt now." Y'all reckon some dude legit lifted his shirt up.

[@jackball8548]

U stole that from george so her is a like

[@stefanmedic6406]

@@jackball8548 i did lmao

[@dvd722]

"I'm a big boy!"

[@fbi9567]

U got that from George meneulous

[@dampomasto3090]

Stolen from the memulous

[@anomynousforever5484]

*Nurse* :Now hold your breath...Hold it in hold it in *Me* : *Passes out*

[@luvdunce]

Jasmin Calderon you're coming made me crack up

[@lukegostomski512]

Jasmin Calderon actually made me crack up a bit 😂

[@bansku2121]

Jasmin Calderon *passes out* here's an ice pack

[@bellissima-lz5ci]

BANSKU best one yet!XD

[@lilpeanut8207]

*dies of heart attack* Nurse: here's and ice pack come back after lunch if it starts hurting again.

[@ellathompson1953]

I was expecting her to give me some water, put a wet paper towel on it and say: "if it still hurts come back at lunch"

[@rebeccaspeller989]

Ella Thompson literally the only thing teachers say

[@ellathompson1953]

CrypTech well I still go to school I'm 13 aha and yeah they basically are like nah fuck it if she dies she ain't taking me with her I'll see her ass in hell lmao

[@mol9600]

Ella Thompson eLLA HEY

[@mariaperez-es2iz]

Blixiant you know that's just the snap chat filter right dummy

[@raccoonbeast5462]

Ella Thompson ha that's what happens

[@kelpiee]

every like 2-3 months my school would have some *experts* come in and check our heads for lice while we're doing stuff and it basically felt like real life asmr this was before i knew what asmr was

[@nolandougherty6354]

FAX!!!!!

[@damiansmith3583]

Saaaame...

[@cooldepressedgurl5949]

I know it's sooo relaxing

[@doehetvoorgentstudent8822]

Bro i always said i had lice more head massage time

[@abdulazizmahamd3673a]

Tygfr

[@novas9753]

Nurse: what’s your name Me: Carol Baskin Nurse: That’s a beautiful name WOW THANKS FOR THE LIKES

[@slayyyterstan]

😂

[@natecosgrave5203]

My name is babatube

[@daviddowney1933]

Lies!

[@ph4549]

Mines betty shwallocks

[@justanobody366]

Nurse: what's your name Me: Moe Lester Nurse: That's a beautiful name

[@nerdhurd1786]

Nurse:Do you use glasses Student:Yes🤓 Nurse:No ok Student:Wha...what o...ok

[@RageKilla12]

Nerd Hurd exactly I am getting glasses

[@alessisjuarez4299]

Nerd Hurd exactly what i said

[@kinggex2082]

Nerd Hurd you see the tits and you instantly agree with her

[@the-bestfriend-show654]

Nerd Hurd I was wearing my glasses

[@cjthebro6975]

Nerd Hurd hahahahahahhahajajajajahahjajjahahaha

[@darse3998]

Me: I have crippling depression School nurse: take this ice pack

[@CookiesAndCream11]

Darse 39 u have ostyoparosis

[@camcake4105]

ITZ CROGGPITTZ actually it's osteoperosis

[@camcake4105]

Ah, sorry about that

[@camcake4105]

let me go off and kill myself now

[@ABadRash]

it's the only way

[@_kai_the_walking_meme_5631]

My school: Me: MISS MY LEG GOT CHOPPED OFF!?!? **cries** Nurse: Here **gives ice pack** if you still don't feel good come after lunch.

[@sleepybaby8218]

My school nurse doesn't even say come back if you still don't feel good lol she just gives you water and sends you back the only way you can really leave is if you have the flu or you are like me and have a problem with my insides where they can't digest so much sugar and it hurts alot to the point where I throw up I can't walk I can't breath and last time I happened I had to be wheel chaired our of school

[@lylestorrie995]

when I was like 8 I broke my wrist before school started but hat to stay to lunch then stayed is hospital for 2 days because it was a really bad break Just thought I would tell you Ps have a good day

[@Pigeoninfuckingshoes]

Ice pacc

[@casparclark9933]

At my school is was a wet paper towel

[@tamastoth7068]

I could literally feel her breathing into my ear. Which was the best feeling ever.

[@m0m0m0m0m0]

If I had a school nurse that looked like that, I think I would have fallen over in the playground a lot more.

[@hanzo8421]

M Stark same bro

[@diyboomboxesintexas2805]

M Stark I was thinking the same thing. Especially when she said, Oh, you're big.

[@fcbarca1019]

M Stark I would have frequently complained of groin pain

[@zoe4299]

M Stark Lol

[@raccoonbeast5462]

M Stark lol same and look at her eyes a lot lol true

[@erinehaugen]

I'm pretty sure no school nurse is this freaking nice....

[@coolcutekitty2721]

Erin Haugen my school nurse is so pretty she is 23. she is pretty but freaking borringggg!!!!! she literly ignored me.. i told her i was sick, so she told me to take a seat... 32 mins later the school bell rings.... "ohhh yes sweetie... so do u feel ok?" me: ._.

[@erinehaugen]

Olo

[@emmademiraj5035]

Erin Haugen my school nurse is really nice

[@erinehaugen]

Emma Demiraj A lot of school nurses are complete crap😂

[@sabrinahernandez8675]

My school nurse is really nice kinda lucky I guess 😂

[@icicle9497]

The way you talk is so comforting and reassuring. You did a lovely job with this and it's honestly one of the best ASMR videos on youtube!

[@ifuckingh8you195]

Her : ‘there we go sweetheart hold your breath, now hold it in..... Hold it (hehe)..... Cut to Me: (Laying motionless dead on the floor)

[@gigaman1234]

Underated

[@ifuckingh8you195]

@@gigaman1234 thanks Mandorian! 💯 big fan

[@morganthroumoulos6003]

"Can you tell me your age?" Me : 87 "wow... so you're not little anymore"

[@camatzuma]

Morgan Throumoulos I said I'm one

[@ramenking3574]

Morgan Throumoulos Mm srrtSTggz

[@kinggex2082]

Morgan Throumoulos i said 5...it was super weird when she said "lets se how big you are"

[@garyparker1220]

King Gex what do u mean by that

[@joshlynn4767]

+Lunaa She looks like the blonde who took my virginity. Lol

[@gme2gaminghd135]

Student: *projectile vomiting all over the place* Nurse: *here's an icepack honey*

[@accoutrementsv3149]

Student is internally bleeding "Here's some pain killers"

[@greysonperkins5785]

gme2GamingHD Me: I'm throwing up blood. Can I have some Tums? Nurse: Yeah sure. And here's an ice pack for the road

[@accoutrementsv3149]

You have aids? Here's a broken Condom

[@backdrop8469]

Me: Miss I am throwing up everywhere! Nurse:Here is a band-aid.

[@abi3485]

*wet paper towel

[@zosted3538]

The first ASMR video i watched and made me love ASMR (sorry im not english and im tired sorry if i made grammatical mistake...)

[@krifi34]

That's one dry ear. 16:25

[@iang7902]

Kri Fi how why the hell did you watch that long? 😂

[@swolord8453]

True

[@ricardomilos8545]

You who are scrolling, have a good day/night :)

[@nickschannel232]

Sixel ASMR thnx

[@nickschannel232]

David ?

[@ikkebandersen]

ty

[@1CarlPOPPA1]

dude you're like everywhere almost on all asmr videos

[@savannagleaves477]

Sixel ASMR thanks fam. i needed that. Have a nice life

[@caitlin5450]

"What's your name?" "Frank of the Filth"

[@itsp5347]

Caitlin P. N Bond, James Bond

[@czapalac14]

Caitlin P. It's Francis of the filth you uncultured swine

[@ilovemangonectar]

Caitlin P. "What's your name?" "Fricken Russian toad" "that's a beautiful name let me just write that down"

[@prodbyjibbstantegabi]

A odd box Francis of the filth is dead.... :(

[@retro3102]

Caitlin P.

[@gabrielius6304]

Nurse: You have a big, strong arm Me: Guess why ;)

[@rapemachine]

ahahahahahahhahahahah

[@theirishrepublic6130]

I miss 10 seconds ago when i didnt know this existed

[@christopherclark2605]

🧐

[@altanaeliza]

Don't be proud of it

[@gabrielius6304]

@@altanaeliza Yea lol

[@aircraftoverviewer]

Doctor: Can you tell me your age? Me: 65 Doctor: WOW! You’re not little anymore!

[@beatrizbarbosa2926]

Stop being childish

[@ricksanchez5912]

@Vanessa Monika shut yo dumbass up dumb little bitch

[@cyanscrewdriver2092]

What is going on

[@aircraftoverviewer]

Lol made this shitty comment over 9 months ago only to come back to people bitching. I’ll delete this comment soon

[@mystmicro2551]

No don't it needs to stay

[@DrFrogglePhD]

I remember when I had my penis inspection day in school. I was really scared. But the janitor assured me that it was normal and that every kid felt nervous.

[@badabingbadaboom4624]

Dr. Froggle ah, I remember that day

[@izziwillmot7482]

Dr. Froggle is that an actual thing?!

[@lolollololoollllllll]

Izzi Willmot yes it is mandatory for every child to have penis inspection performed by the janitor.

[@zachyyy4975]

Marco Reus lmao

[@withusnotforus]

+CrypTech oh jesus

[@willurrrd]

One time a nurse gave me a bandage for having a stomach ache. No joke. Edit: why do I come back to this comment a year later and see 1.7k likes😂😂

[@georgedumoulin6844]

Did you eat the bandage then?

[@willurrrd]

george Dumoulin why wouldn't I?

[@REPEATST]

LETHAL 3015 my nurse took my temp and was like you're fine and then I threw right the fuck up all over her lap lmao

[@RebelFoxGaming]

LETHAL 3015 wtf

[@willurrrd]

REPEAT||ST I would imagine that she didn't have the best time that day.

[@ahmeedshaiz2426]

School nurse: what? Me: yeah so I snapped my leg, dislocated my shoulder and have mild brain damage from falling off a tree School nurse: ahhhhaaaa right have you tried putting a damp paper towel on it Me: *arm falls off* No

[@peachplaysyt8115]

Yess yess and yess this is how it works

[@zrhllo]

this was one of the first asmr videos i ever found. thank you for helping me sleep for years!

[@aubreynan]

doctor: "you can lift up your shirt..." me: "HELL NO"

[@aubreynan]

piggman13303 NO

[@aubreynan]

Tori Avila lol

[@dylancurtis5769]

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FOUR PACK OF ROLES FAM!!

[@godlypro7300]

HOWYOUBEEN You Got The Right Answer

[@aubreynan]

Godly Pro lol

[@StriderOwO]

"You are a cute child in this video" How dare you tell me who I am? What if I want to be an ugly child?

[@morganelrod5816]

stride99 😂

[@toriavila2253]

stride99 DID U JUST ASSUME MY UGLY haha

[@MauritsVeen]

stride99 😂

[@thebesttori.]

Tori Avila Did you just assume my ugliness chart ratings

[@quesamo]

stride99 did you just assume my appearance??!?!?

[@Epicsandmore24]

This sound quality/gain sounds a lot more different than her newer videos. This was top tier.

[@KingOfTheRoost]

“So you’re big. You’re not little anymore” *insert Lenny Face* “And when I pump this, it gets bigger and bigger” *insert Lenny Face*

[@jayflynn1394]

100th like

[@danconnolly4821]

Me to

[@gxd4690]

Oh my bad wrong app

[@KingOfTheRoost]

@@gxd4690 haha lmao

[@naomimatz6549]

instead of lenny face you should have just put "that's what she said"

[@bongRIP69]

when youre 19 and someone finally recognizes you as a big kid 😂😂🔫🔫

[@MegaGeewee]

Brittany Innes ✋😌👌

[@RandomEnglishMan97]

Brittany Innes haha I thought the same thing

[@ryanjones8436]

Brittany Innes lel

[@ameeralqadi8274]

Bro with IOS10 it's now water guns 😂 you short your self with a water gun? Why? Lol jk

[@FalconMain3]

Ameer Alqadi Yeah he really "short" himself.

[@yuriviolence]

*lifts up shirt* its me goku

[@MindlessGamingNet]

The Fusion Gamers oh my god its jason bourne

[@jack._.6535]

you know what I'm saiyin'

[@cb250tss]

MindlessGamingNet Jason bourne its jesus christ! 😂😂😂

[@jacquearias7169]

The Fusion Gamers lifts up shirt then sees only pubic hair lol

[@Mk1fights]

The Fusion Gamers ha

[@AnnoGOD]

Her: *So it is really tight, huh?* Me: *That's what she said.*

[@fok1399]

GaY

[@sanjaman5233]

@@fok1399 thats what she said

[@doodvonblyat1944]

Or he said

[@Albert-jj1dk]

Bruh simp

[@FlaminTyres]

@@fok1399 ur gay

[@apersonandaperson]

"This lady is talking to me like a chi-" *looks at title*

[@jackbeason8058]

"nurse i think im sick in my pants."

[@lethalhotbox3778]

jack beason lel

[@lethalhotbox3778]

jack beason lel

[@domobrah2671]

jack beason lel

[@domobrah2671]

jack beason lel

[@raccoonbeast5462]

jack beason imagine if she goes under you lmao 😂

[@duality9193]

Who came from memeulous

[@roankortkort469]

rkomonkey me

[@drakey1321]

rkomonkey me lol

[@thomasprior269]

rkomonkey me

[@angush143]

i did lol

[@---es8wx]

me

[@TheOriginalGamerdud]

Once I got seven big splinters in my hand from a broken drumstick. The school nurse told me where the alcohol prep wipes are, and then left the room. I spent 30 minutes getting the splinters out of my hand with tweezers that I found and an alcohol wipe. I sanitized the tools I used and everything. She didn't even give me an ice pack she just left

[@gomezchris276]

Was a freshman in college when this video came out, now about to get my bachelors degree and im still coming back to this video

[@hunterr5542]

Nurse: just going to check your ear *Checks ear* Ear: filled with rat poison and hobo shit Nurse: you have perfect healthy ears

[@craigclancy4089]

Sassy Sasquatch wudeyetalkinabeet

[@hunterr5542]

Craig Clancy you fuckin druggo

[@craigclancy4089]

Sassy Sasquatch your the biggest drug addict sassy

[@hunterr5542]

Craig Clancy sniff: wudeyetalkinabit

[@Sami-sj5md]

Sassy Sasquatch how's Quentin after he hit that blunt

[@kennyhutchinson1494]

me: it hurts bad nurse: so nothing is wrong with you go back to class now honey

[@godlypro7300]

Kenneth Hutchinson I Know What Your Going Thru M8

[@pyrofrfx4040]

jacob dimarco my name Kenneth is going down the drain is it ._.

[@AndyDkF]

Mary Hutchinson ikr

[@EspyCrime]

Nurse: What's your name? Me:Ben Dover

[@6ixBTC]

Who would of thought 2 years ago watching this as a joke would lead to being deep in the ASMR community to this day… time flys

[@ichewmypillz]

Same

[@iloveyouskii]

fr man

[@ghqulette]

Me: "NURSE! I THINK I HAVE EBOLA" Nurse: "Oh, Okay! Here's an ice pack, come back soon if it starts hurting again!"

[@ryangames6513]

_Pika Draws_ I said to my school nurse I had the craps and got sent home 1st lesson lol

[@kurtzouma5721]

Ebola jokes in 2017.... yikes

[@mm3455_]

this is a great way to check if your headphones/earphones work

[@littlebeast8931]

Yea dude

[@inkyandthecrew9162]

“Now I’m going to press this onto you’re skin.” Me: *runs out of door*

[@darrentomlinson4191]

Absolutely loved this video , if my school did one of these every day I'd have never left 😂😂

[@bolshevikboy1115]

"I want you to keep breathing" Well I'm not going to stop breathing so I don't think you need to worry about that

[@user-kc9ps6vw6q]

Bolshevik Boy haha ikr

[@wut8779]

Bolshevik Boy. Lol😂

[@the.guerrero.family]

Bolshevik Boy lmaooooo

[@bengamesv733]

Bolshevik Boy 😂😂

[@weirdspongeguy]

"I've broken every bone in my body" "Have a cup of water you'll be fine back to class"

[@icobrakid7200]

Matthew hahaa

[@icobrakid7200]

Matthew funniest comment I seen

[@bobandonevski7266]

She has less than 400k subscribers and this video has more than 4.5 m views. The secret is in the fact that she is flirting with the viwer in such a genuine way that you feel her attention as if she is next to you. Her beautiful face and pleasant voice combined with her energy input make this video a real gem among all videos not just asmr

[@djslip_irie]

I wish I read more comments like this.

[@blisterybrush86yomomma22]

When the gloves came on I got worried

[@swolord8453]

Blisterybrush86 Yo momma 69 now

[@zak5520]

I only liked this because i was the 100th

[@webbings9821]

Haha

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

"Turn your head and cough"

[@LouiseN111]

Nurse : Now look to the left please Me: TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

[@Allelectro123]

Nellie Louise BRING IT BACK NOW Y'ALL

[@whit9172]

Nellie Louise I think she's talking about the [I think] Beyonce song..

[@sarahireyes9230]

Omg that was what I was thinking when she said that😂😂

[@monstermilo]

Nellie Louise NO JOKE I was singing that!!

[@maamepotato6737]

I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE

[@jortphilipse5408]

Doctor: Whats your name? Me: *doesnt answer* Doctor: that's a beautiful name.

[@donadams7712]

A very nice role play with some great props! You have a very sweet demeanor when it comes to talking to children.

[@AkshayAradhya]

*Isabel :* Whats your name? *Me :* Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas *Isabel :* Wow what a beautiful name

[@sleyaraze8916]

Akshay Aradhya lmfaoo

[@r8gg]

Akshay Aradhya your nAme is like a misspelling of allah Akbar...

[@adamprice1593]

Akshay Aradhya I'm fucking crying 😂😂😂

[@ashleywilliams4587]

Akshay Aradhya This actually cracked me the fuck up 😂

[@yoyoma7408]

Akshay Aradhya I'm dead did I think I woke up my parents

[@megan-uw8dv]

" can you lift up your shirt" I'm not comfortable with my body ._.'

[@megan-uw8dv]

+YourBoxOfPies XD

[@helpmefromdepression4337]

Emily Crybaby stop being rude

[@emely966]

Wengie Hugs!!!!,get ya free Wengie hugs!!!!!! ! Sorry I let my cousin use my ipad she put that Ill delete it

[@poopiekaka]

Wengie Hugs!!!!,get ya free Wengie hugs!!!!!! ! WENGIE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!! I love wengie 😊

[@megan-uw8dv]

+Emily Crybaby what did she put I wasn't listening ;-;

[@neekeri7569]

Nurse:What's your name Me: Nurse:That's a beatiful name

[@fernthegreenfairy]

This was the first ASMR video I ever watched when I was 13, now I’m 15 and I have watched ASMR every night to get to sleep thanks for introducing it to me

[@nlcti]

Finally a school nurse that doesn't give me an ice pack

[@Maria-ns6is]

Febreze Original Finally I know right. Me: I threw up all over my desk Nurse: Here's an ice pack sweetie Me: 😑

[@christometh1148]

Febreze Original Wouldn't be surprised if they thought an ice pack would cure ebola

[@ovetchkin09]

Febreze Original fuckin brilliant and sooooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scott9237]

Febreze Original what's that you fell off the slide and broke your neck and both your legs... here take an ice pack

[@kogorek1]

In Russia nurses give schoolkids activated carbon for every reason instead of ice pack, lol

[@thegamingsquirrelyoutube2481]

Nurse: were gonna do an eye test Me:but im blind Nurse: yes very good so you think you can read this line Me:ಠ_ಠ

[@jaymiepieplenbosch8427]

TheGamingSquirrel KZbin nice one

[@kinggex2082]

TheGamingSquirrel KZbin if you're blind....how did you type this in

[@santtu5]

King Gex you must be joking right?!

[@dylancurtis5769]

Valdyne Quack I feel like your comment was just an experiment...

[@dominicbonifacio4408]

Valdyne Quack I almost died laughing

[@vladiator8120]

I wish I had a nurse like you back in school! The only couple of times I ever went to the nurse was one time in middle school for neck pain, nurse just gave me an ice pack, lol! The other time was in high school, it was the next day after a soccer practice in my senior year, I had a good bruise in above my knee area, know what she gave me? You guessed it, an ice pack! 🤣

[@rosariosilva2084]

80% = who came from memeulous ? 19% = whats your name? 1% WhO THe HelL iS MemELoUs

[@deadname5776]

The problem is when you know memeulous but you dont know What the other are Talking about. (Yeah didn't watch the asmr video until now)

[@benrodway4661]

I definitely came from memeulous

[@joelcurling6455]

@@benrodway4661 same bro

[@peachplaysyt8115]

Just like asmr

[@xap_sly]

Her:who's your teacher Me:which one? Her:ok Me:but I didn't even.. Her:ok let's begin Me:😑🖕🏻betch no!

[@samaredv9790]

KAWAII POTATO SHES NOT FACETIMING YOU (IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED)

[@gingythescot1161]

Sama RedV No shit Sherlock

[@garyparker1220]

KAWAII POTATO 🥔 😂

[@dazedfire1834]

THIS SCHOOL: Nurse: What's wrong? Me: I have a slight cough. Nurse: OK let's do a full checkup. MY SCHOOL: Nurse: What's wrong? Me: I got shot my the murderer outside. I fell down the stairs and I need medical attention. NOW. Nurse: Hmmmmmm here's a wet paper towel. If that doesn't work then have a dry one. If that doesn't work come back after lunch. Now child, go away.

[@stumart5464]

Your forgetting the plastic cup of water

[@mosh.potatoes605]

Here have a bandaid now scram

[@kellypyle2603]

I saw the room literally spinning and my head felt like someone was stabbing it and they asked me if I drank any water today and I said yeah I drank 2 water bottles today and then they gave me one of the paper cups that barely holds a sip of water and told me to drink it. Turns out that I was having a major panic attack because we were having a test in math class and literature class that day.

[@robloxdoggo3691]

Memeulouse copy

[@Stratford2626]

Austin McVay has You

[@aidanadian7243]

Nurse: What is your name? Me: Your a bit close can you mo- Nurse: ThAtS a BeAuTiFuL nAmE

[@zurst.6803]

This is the first asmr video I ever watched never forget😴

[@albedoslover9924]

Me: *bone sticking out of arm* Nurse: Here's a bandaid EDIT: SKSKSK I POSTED THIS SO LONG AGO AND I NEVER REALIZED IT HAD 1K LIKES SJAGDJBA

[@skyistaken1605]

I'mDat FryingPan heres and ice pack

[@RAYYYYYYne]

Here is a note 📝 to go home *gives note to go home*

[@arrocitoabad5649]

Always..

[@Gunner363]

here take some tums

[@shaddam4978]

Nurse: here have a banana.

[@oscarcastanedamunoz]

It's like I can smell your coffee breath through the screen.

[@blackgoku80]

ocast evo I smelled strawberries

[@oscarcastanedamunoz]

+Black Goku all my teachers had a disgusting coffee breath smell. No Matter how hot. But I've never had a teacher with strawberry breath

[@oscarcastanedamunoz]

This applies to nurses as well.

[@ygcat6303]

ocast evo I smelled the coffee breath too haha

[@blackgoku80]

I regret saying that I guess teachers are always high on caffeine

[@ismamsakib5382]

This was the very first ASMR video I saw. This video is what got me into asmr

[@legoharleyquinn8234]

I actually found this relaxing. Thanks. This calmed me down

[@katewood359]

A girl at our school was anaphylaxis and she went to the nurse office with me and she started having an attack and the nurse told her to sit down and have some water. 20mins later ambulance is at the school because me and my friend gave her epipen and inturn saved her life unlike our shitty nurse. She was fired so justice was served ;)

[@Leszkodood]

Kyle Anderson makes me feel proud

[@mr.brand800]

katie woods what's anaphylaxis?

[@christometh1148]

Kyle Anderson Nice You deserve a cookie

[@jaredj9170]

Brandon Nolasco An allergic reaction that, if untreated, causes suffocation and almost certain death.

[@matthewtallent1198]

Not all nurses are what you call shi*ty

[@strongestwarriorinthegalax1138]

"What's your name?" Me: cancer "Wow, that's a beautiful name, honey. I'm just going to write that down..."

[@duxzie5832]

Strongest Warrior In The GalaxyTM ha lol

[@cozycozes7137]

Strongest Warrior In The GalaxyTM Dude, cancer is an serious sickness. The f**k would you joke with that?

[@strongestwarriorinthegalax1138]

+Tommy The Bunny Just like pretty much everyone else. Laughing at the sad things in life help you to move on from them.

[@cozycozes7137]

Strongest Warrior In The GalaxyTM​ okay so ur telling me that just because everyone else does it you should too? Do you realise what bullshit ur saying right now? But whatever, i can't tell you how to talk so choose for your own.

[@strongestwarriorinthegalax1138]

+Tommy the Bunny What? You misunderstood my comment. I'm saying that I do it for the same reason that everyone else does, not _because_ everyone else does it. I've lost many people to cancer, and laughing at it and making jokes about it helps me to get over this sadness and realise that death is inevitable. For fucks sake, don't just assume things.

[@melle8917]

how the f can people enjoy this, every time I watch a asmr video I get shivers

[@cheyennealexis]

I remember we would get lice checked in the nurses office sometimes, I always loved it, gave me tingles that sadly I rarely get anymore

[@GumballCrazy45]

Nurse: you feel that getting bigger? Me: oh yes

[@ilikesucide7056]

gumball crazy lol

[@joey5392]

gumball crazy thats amazing

[@thegamingsquirrelyoutube2481]

its like you walk into the nurse's office high af Nurse: let me check your eyes me: ok Nurse: you have beautiful eyes

[@derekstaroba]

I close my eyes and listen the breathing at beginning made me feel really good

[@moth4987]

Someone tell imallex about this he needs friends

[@moth4987]

@@lilylashelle1217 my guy my comment was a year ago

[@creativename2683]

@@moth4987 looks like he deleted his comment

[@moth4987]

@@creativename2683 yeah I spose

[@creativename2683]

@@moth4987 what did he say?

[@moth4987]

@@creativename2683 i don't remember

[@BountyFlamor]

Nurse: what's your name? Me: Hugh Mungus

[@jaymiepieplenbosch8427]

BountyFlamor is that sexual harassment 😂

[@BountyFlamor]

Pinda Clan No, it's Hugh Mungus.

[@tyskid1]

Hi Mr Mungus, nice to meet Hugh

[@bremil6631]

BountyFlamor THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT! YOU'RE HARASSING ME!

[@riptroju]

BountyFlamor my names Hugh too Hugh jaynus

[@ethanj.cagney7498]

"Your healthy..." "Oh great" "So far" "Oh shit"

[@tuutelis]

did she actually say that?

[@eman8857]

I got over 50 tingles, great job girl

[@dennisheemskerk7913]

Isabel bedankt voor al je mooie rustgevende filmpjes.

[@loonaprint8265]

"Stare into my eyes and don't blink" Me: *blinks 1029384756 times*

[@Co4chMelone]

xMinjoon savage :D

[@user-zz2qr6kv2z]

xMinjoon

[@Peak_Palette]

motionless vids -has epileptic seizure due to blinking lights-

[@oliviasquared7491]

I bLiNkEd 182 TiMeS

[@gone3539]

student: *actually dying* regular nurse: heres an ice pack

[@WowItsJoao]

**regular nurse: your temperature is fine, drink some water.

[@mentallybreathes]

“What’s your name?” Me: *my mom* *”Wow what a beautiful name”*

[@idkanymore1427]

It's 3:45 am ... I can't sleep I gotta wake up at 7 am .. help

[@SoapCkat]

It's 3:52

[@faladr4do402]

Dont sleep

[@YonderTie]

As I read this it’s literally 3:44

[@katelind5282]

it’s 4 for me

[@jollygotime3941]

3:42 Her: I'm gonna put this on the back of your back Me: do I have a front back?

[@7upinCider]

JollyGoTime hi my name is patback

[@Deangezel]

7upinCider no one cares

[@sarahoakes5393]

I thought that iswell then I done an example at the back of my balls ？

[@candicerobinson8725]

JollyGoTime bro this is the best comment...hahahaha

[@rotarypowaaa1944]

I don't know about the US but over here in the UK you'll be lucky to have 20 seconds with the nurse ,who is around 70, and not get a wet paper towel or an ice pack.

[@97lpreston]

SePtic MaFiA that's completely accurate to the US too but Isabel is Dutch son maybe this is how it is in the Netherlands?

[@amanatou3765]

97lpreston In the Netherlands you haven't even a school nurse.😂 I know that bc i live there.

[@editedbyroger]

QueenGuineaConakry Well actually I live in The Netherlands and my school does have a school nurse.

[@beebobaby._.3116]

SePtic MaFiA so trueeee!!!

[@shrekthethird4382]

SePtic MaFiA I just got a plastic cup of water 🐽

[@mrcheezle3910]

If I had a school nurse like this when I was In school I’d spend all my time being sick

[@swimko4883]

Nurse: what’s ur name Me:Stays quiet Nurse that’s a beautiful name Me:I didn’t even say anything

[@quagmire4469]

Salty21 gay pfp

[@kaitrue3458]

That’s why it was beautiful

[@meow-sv7rc]

every school nurse I've had handed me a ice pack and sent me back to class

[@connorrobertson2037]

Litttle Fox i broke 3 ribs and dislocated my knee during P.E and my nurse said "you're fine go back to class"

[@itszurox]

connor robertson how the fuck do you break 3 ribs and dislocate your knee at pe

[@karendavidson7752]

Litttle Fox I pulled all of my ligament in my ankle and since my bones arent fully fused yet if i walk on it or damage it more I coule potentially paralyze myself AND ALL SHE DID WAS GIVE ME AN ICE PACK

[@karendavidson7752]

Zurox When Juan Cena comes to your school and attacks you

[@connorrobertson2037]

Zurox football (soccer)