ASMR SCHOOL NURSE ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAM

[@aizen111]

Every school nurse I've had has just handed me an ice pack.

[@happylidlcloud]

We didnt even had school nurses in german schools.

[@Amanda-xh9eh]

Brian Catts I got actual bags of ice... like they'd go into the freezer, scoop up some ice, and then put it in a plastic bag that leaked everywhere.

[@callisto8413]

We got gravel in paper bags.

[@realravenrain]

You're lucky. We dreamed of gravel in paper bags. We got hot coal in a rusty tin.

[@yehmec]

You are lucky ! At my school, the nurse used to throw the ice pack in my face,and sometimes she threw scissors attached to it... X)

[@ameliasmith7421]

My younger sister loved this, she gets scared going to any school nurse or doctor and she was smiling the whole way through this ,thank you :)

[@IsabelImaginationASMR]

Bethany Davis awww that very cute, I'm glad she liked it 😊

[@itsyagirllailalouxx2259]

Bethany Davis 🙂

[@ahmeder8987]

​@@IsabelImaginationASMRsex 💋💋🖤🔥

[@kylesavage3097]

Me: my knee cap is is shattered and I can't walk" Nurse: "here's a cough drop"

[@Yourbrostego]

Underappreciated comment

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

But miss, my kneecap is shattered! It has nothing to do with my throat infection! Nurse: heres a bandaid i found in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic

[@dampomasto3090]

Me how does that fix it

[@greenisbetterthanred6416]

Rip off you didn’t get the wet paper towel

[@junglespore]

Or in the wise words of Memeulous "they'll give you a paper towel and a cup a water"

[@icicle9497]

It makes you feel so safe and relaxed being spoken too like you're a child

[@abdulazizmahamd3673a]

Yhtrt

[@mirandapandaxx9931]

Once my friend threw up and she got an ice pack for it, the nurse was fired 7 days after that

[@mileschicken1]

They give an icepack for everything it's like icepack will solve the world's problems

[@markbrown1512]

Miranda PandaxX Oh, you fell of the slide and you punctured your spleen? Here, have an ice pack. 🙃

[@vdown_fall8582]

Miranda PandaxX threw*

[@awzumzap3634]

Got shot in the stomach, icepack or 2 will do

[@okaykh-o5316]

Miranda PandaxX lucky.. at my school the nurse will see your dying and need assistance.. but she's talking to the other nurse about her son playing football and about how hard it is to be a cheer coach..

[@tomblfc0561]

Nurse:*ok so breath normally* Me:*(not breathing)* Nurse:*carry on breathing* Me:*(Dead)* Nurse:*Very good...

[@diggingpond27games13]

Thomas Bailey lol

[@stanleybradford6738]

I rate that

[@aidanhub3903]

XD

[@mizaemit7838]

Thomas Bailey xD

[@draftedllama3120]

Thomas Bailey p XD

[@erinehaugen]

I'm pretty sure no school nurse is this freaking nice....

[@coolcutekitty2721]

Erin Haugen my school nurse is so pretty she is 23. she is pretty but freaking borringggg!!!!! she literly ignored me.. i told her i was sick, so she told me to take a seat... 32 mins later the school bell rings.... "ohhh yes sweetie... so do u feel ok?" me: ._.

[@erinehaugen]

Olo

[@emmademiraj5035]

Erin Haugen my school nurse is really nice

[@erinehaugen]

Emma Demiraj A lot of school nurses are complete crap😂

[@sabrinahernandez8675]

My school nurse is really nice kinda lucky I guess 😂

[@Gunzzz-ft2rl]

Me: i have ear cancer Nurse: Your ear looks very healthy

[@mercr]

100th like 😎

[@Atzedernatzte]

Good that you don't have cancer

[@RRRRooooo76]

@@majkenolssonmus267 you gave me cancer in my ear

[@sh1nighami]

@@nemoau1948 sit down, sip up your kool-aid and shut up

[@aniro5204]

heres an icepack

[@dazedfire1834]

THIS SCHOOL: Nurse: What's wrong? Me: I have a slight cough. Nurse: OK let's do a full checkup. MY SCHOOL: Nurse: What's wrong? Me: I got shot my the murderer outside. I fell down the stairs and I need medical attention. NOW. Nurse: Hmmmmmm here's a wet paper towel. If that doesn't work then have a dry one. If that doesn't work come back after lunch. Now child, go away.

[@stumart5464]

Your forgetting the plastic cup of water

[@mosh.potatoes605]

Here have a bandaid now scram

[@kellypyle2603]

I saw the room literally spinning and my head felt like someone was stabbing it and they asked me if I drank any water today and I said yeah I drank 2 water bottles today and then they gave me one of the paper cups that barely holds a sip of water and told me to drink it. Turns out that I was having a major panic attack because we were having a test in math class and literature class that day.

[@robloxdoggo3691]

Memeulouse copy

[@Stratford2626]

Austin McVay has You

[@darse3998]

Me: I have crippling depression School nurse: take this ice pack

[@CookiesAndCream11]

Darse 39 u have ostyoparosis

[@camcake4105]

ITZ CROGGPITTZ actually it's osteoperosis

[@camcake4105]

Ah, sorry about that

[@camcake4105]

let me go off and kill myself now

[@ABadRash]

it's the only way

[@generalkenobix]

this is what you expect when you go to the nurse but really it's like - *ME*: nurse i think i might have cancer *NURSE*: here's an ice pack come back if you still feel bad

[@luisguzman2361]

ME LIKEY Nurse: I have a very wierd little tool Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@meg4126]

ME LIKEY once I got stung by a bee in middle school for the first time and begun to have an allergic reaction - my friend took me to the nurses office w a swollen face and coughing up blood, and the nurse still wouldn't let me call my mom. luckily it was a minimum day and there was an hour left in school, but thank god I'm homeschooled now >_

[@flisko123]

u need an ear nail

[@elizabethmanuel3501]

ME LIKEY lol true😂😂

[@kristinanicole6778]

Same

[@themakeanddostudio]

Nurse:whats your name Me: hairy ballsack Nurse:thats a beautiful name

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

Nurse: What's your name? Me: Poopoo Nurse: What a beautiful name

[@ajunicecultleader]

IM IN FITS😂💀

[@mikekotzian2613]

Nurse: whats your name Me: DJ Dickhead Nurse: what a beautiful name

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

@@alizaviolet3611 K sorry

[@gossypium2229]

u n k n o w n peepeepoopoo

[@bubonicplague088]

Me: *bone sticking out of arm* Nurse: Here's a bandaid EDIT: SKSKSK I POSTED THIS SO LONG AGO AND I NEVER REALIZED IT HAD 1K LIKES SJAGDJBA

[@skyistaken1605]

I'mDat FryingPan heres and ice pack

[@RAYYYYYYne]

Here is a note 📝 to go home *gives note to go home*

[@arrocitoabad5649]

Always..

[@Gunner363]

here take some tums

[@shaddam4978]

Nurse: here have a banana.

[@nerdhurd1786]

Nurse:Do you use glasses Student:Yes🤓 Nurse:No ok Student:Wha...what o...ok

[@RageKilla12]

Nerd Hurd exactly I am getting glasses

[@alessisjuarez4299]

Nerd Hurd exactly what i said

[@kinggex2082]

Nerd Hurd you see the tits and you instantly agree with her

[@the-bestfriend-show654]

Nerd Hurd I was wearing my glasses

[@cjthebro6975]

Nerd Hurd hahahahahahhahajajajajahahjajjahahaha

[@DrFrogglePhD]

I remember when I had my penis inspection day in school. I was really scared. But the janitor assured me that it was normal and that every kid felt nervous.

[@badabingbadaboom4624]

Dr. Froggle ah, I remember that day

[@izziwillmot7482]

Dr. Froggle is that an actual thing?!

[@lolollololoollllllll]

Izzi Willmot yes it is mandatory for every child to have penis inspection performed by the janitor.

[@zachyyy4975]

Marco Reus lmao

[@withusnotforus]

+CrypTech oh jesus

[@stefanmedic6406]

"You can lift up your shirt now." Y'all reckon some dude legit lifted his shirt up.

[@jackball8548]

U stole that from george so her is a like

[@stefanmedic6406]

@@jackball8548 i did lmao

[@dvd722]

"I'm a big boy!"

[@fbi9567]

U got that from George meneulous

[@dampomasto3090]

Stolen from the memulous

[@ellathompson1953]

I was expecting her to give me some water, put a wet paper towel on it and say: "if it still hurts come back at lunch"

[@rebeccaspeller989]

Ella Thompson literally the only thing teachers say

[@ellathompson1953]

CrypTech well I still go to school I'm 13 aha and yeah they basically are like nah fuck it if she dies she ain't taking me with her I'll see her ass in hell lmao

[@mol9600]

Ella Thompson eLLA HEY

[@mariaperez-es2iz]

Blixiant you know that's just the snap chat filter right dummy

[@raccoonbeast5462]

Ella Thompson ha that's what happens

[@m0m0m0m0m0]

If I had a school nurse that looked like that, I think I would have fallen over in the playground a lot more.

[@hanzo8421]

M Stark same bro

[@diyboomboxesintexas2805]

M Stark I was thinking the same thing. Especially when she said, Oh, you're big.

[@fcbarca1019]

M Stark I would have frequently complained of groin pain

[@zoe4299]

M Stark Lol

[@raccoonbeast5462]

M Stark lol same and look at her eyes a lot lol true

[@Sippn]

my name... my name is Julio Rodriguez Gustavo Lesbian Sanchez Pablo Juan Smith

[@cevhen6862]

Sippn NyQuil exposed name

[@con-man1479]

Sippn NyQuil Lesbian?

[@esterking1327]

isabel:whats ur teachers name me:its goku bitch isabel:im Wright it dowm

[@menac3990]

Sippn NyQuil lmao "lesbian"

[@pedrogonzalez5040]

Sippn NyQuil from silent droid huh

[@dirtdisrespector7077]

This was my introduction to asmr. So many memories!

[@morganthroumoulos6003]

"Can you tell me your age?" Me : 87 "wow... so you're not little anymore"

[@TobuscusGameing]

Morgan Throumoulos I said I'm one

[@ramenking3574]

Morgan Throumoulos Mm srrtSTggz

[@kinggex2082]

Morgan Throumoulos i said 5...it was super weird when she said "lets se how big you are"

[@garyparker1220]

King Gex what do u mean by that

[@joshlynn4767]

+Lunaa She looks like the blonde who took my virginity. Lol

[@anomynousforever5484]

*Nurse* :Now hold your breath...Hold it in hold it in *Me* : *Passes out*

[@luvdunce]

Jasmin Calderon you're coming made me crack up

[@lukegostomski512]

Jasmin Calderon actually made me crack up a bit 😂

[@bansku2121]

Jasmin Calderon *passes out* here's an ice pack

[@bellissima-lz5ci]

BANSKU best one yet!XD

[@lilpeanut8207]

*dies of heart attack* Nurse: here's and ice pack come back after lunch if it starts hurting again.

[@mm3455_]

this is a great way to check if your headphones/earphones work

[@littlebeast8931]

Yea dude

[@novas9753]

Nurse: what’s your name Me: Carol Baskin Nurse: That’s a beautiful name WOW THANKS FOR THE LIKES

[@slayyyterstan]

😂

[@natecosgrave5203]

My name is babatube

[@daviddowney1933]

Lies!

[@ph4549]

Mines betty shwallocks

[@justanobody366]

Nurse: what's your name Me: Moe Lester Nurse: That's a beautiful name

[@weirdspongeguy]

"I've broken every bone in my body" "Have a cup of water you'll be fine back to class"

[@icobrakid7200]

Matthew hahaa

[@icobrakid7200]

Matthew funniest comment I seen

[@thegamingsquirrelyoutube2481]

Nurse: were gonna do an eye test Me:but im blind Nurse: yes very good so you think you can read this line Me:ಠ_ಠ

[@jaymiepieplenbosch8427]

TheGamingSquirrel KZbin nice one

[@kinggex2082]

TheGamingSquirrel KZbin if you're blind....how did you type this in

[@santtu5]

King Gex you must be joking right?!

[@dylancurtis5769]

Valdyne Quack I feel like your comment was just an experiment...

[@dominicbonifacio4408]

Valdyne Quack I almost died laughing

[@gme2gaminghd135]

Student: *projectile vomiting all over the place* Nurse: *here's an icepack honey*

[@accoutrementsv3149]

Student is internally bleeding "Here's some pain killers"

[@greysonperkins5785]

gme2GamingHD Me: I'm throwing up blood. Can I have some Tums? Nurse: Yeah sure. And here's an ice pack for the road

[@accoutrementsv3149]

You have aids? Here's a broken Condom

[@backdrop8469]

Me: Miss I am throwing up everywhere! Nurse:Here is a band-aid.

[@abi3485]

*wet paper towel

[@icicle9497]

The way you talk is so comforting and reassuring. You did a lovely job with this and it's honestly one of the best ASMR videos on youtube!

[@willurrrd]

One time a nurse gave me a bandage for having a stomach ache. No joke. Edit: why do I come back to this comment a year later and see 1.7k likes😂😂

[@georgedumoulin6844]

Did you eat the bandage then?

[@willurrrd]

george Dumoulin why wouldn't I?

[@REPEATST]

LETHAL 3015 my nurse took my temp and was like you're fine and then I threw right the fuck up all over her lap lmao

[@RebelFoxGaming]

LETHAL 3015 wtf

[@willurrrd]

REPEAT||ST I would imagine that she didn't have the best time that day.

[@xap_sly]

Her:who's your teacher Me:which one? Her:ok Me:but I didn't even.. Her:ok let's begin Me:😑🖕🏻betch no!

[@samaredv9790]

KAWAII POTATO SHES NOT FACETIMING YOU (IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED)

[@gingythescot1161]

Sama RedV No shit Sherlock

[@garyparker1220]

KAWAII POTATO 🥔 😂

[@_kai_the_walking_meme_5631]

My school: Me: MISS MY LEG GOT CHOPPED OFF!?!? **cries** Nurse: Here **gives ice pack** if you still don't feel good come after lunch.

[@sleepybaby8218]

My school nurse doesn't even say come back if you still don't feel good lol she just gives you water and sends you back the only way you can really leave is if you have the flu or you are like me and have a problem with my insides where they can't digest so much sugar and it hurts alot to the point where I throw up I can't walk I can't breath and last time I happened I had to be wheel chaired our of school

[@lylestorrie995]

when I was like 8 I broke my wrist before school started but hat to stay to lunch then stayed is hospital for 2 days because it was a really bad break Just thought I would tell you Ps have a good day

[@Pigeoninfuckingshoes]

Ice pacc

[@casparclark9933]

At my school is was a wet paper towel

[@poleash7618]

nurse: what's ur name me: Phat Ho nurse: wow, that's a beautiful name!

[@arandomgaming5454]

FC B i nurse whats your name me big smoke

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

FC B what's your name Me:hey what's up guys scarce here

[@CalebIsHere]

arandom gaming I'll have 2 number 9's a number nine large a number 6 with extra dip two 45's one wit cheese and a large soda

[@bjarke3d]

FC B hahahahahahahahahaha

[@mastersniper1137]

FC B lol

[@AkshayAradhya]

*Isabel :* Whats your name? *Me :* Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas *Isabel :* Wow what a beautiful name

[@sleyaraze8916]

Akshay Aradhya lmfaoo

[@fujster]

Akshay Aradhya your nAme is like a misspelling of allah Akbar...

[@adamprice1593]

Akshay Aradhya I'm fucking crying 😂😂😂

[@ashleywilliams4587]

Akshay Aradhya This actually cracked me the fuck up 😂

[@yoyoma7408]

Akshay Aradhya I'm dead did I think I woke up my parents

[@Bluecool97]

Nurse: I am going to see if you're healthy. Patient: I wouldn't be here if I was healthy.

[@anormalperson2554]

Bluecool97 It is an annual SCHOOL NURSE checkup.

[@Bluecool97]

They don't do this at my school.

[@anormalperson2554]

Bluecool97 Neither at mine, but it says that so. Also I have heard of schools having it.

[@ja_wr1388]

Bluecool97 lol

[@HF-tg6dy]

Bluecool97 you might just be coming for a check up lol

[@kelpiee]

every like 2-3 months my school would have some *experts* come in and check our heads for lice while we're doing stuff and it basically felt like real life asmr this was before i knew what asmr was

[@ndougherty276]

FAX!!!!!

[@damiansmith3583]

Saaaame...

[@cooldepressedgurl5949]

I know it's sooo relaxing

[@doehetvoorgentstudent8822]

Bro i always said i had lice more head massage time

[@abdulazizmahamd3673a]

Tygfr

[@ghqulette]

Me: "NURSE! I THINK I HAVE EBOLA" Nurse: "Oh, Okay! Here's an ice pack, come back soon if it starts hurting again!"

[@ryangames6513]

_Pika Draws_ I said to my school nurse I had the craps and got sent home 1st lesson lol

[@kurtzouma5721]

Ebola jokes in 2017.... yikes

[@cryptidghoul9778]

Comments: 50% I CAME HERE FROM MEMEULOUS 50% Witty response to what the nurse says

[@blisteredtoes_6198]

Yrs

[@dragonheart5194]

What about my school gave me an ice pack

[@longleglisa5214]

I’m in that first 50%

[@ashdrako3775]

Xd im here for/from both.

[@eatyourcereal8521]

I'm also that first 50%!!

[@thegamingsquirrelyoutube2481]

its like you walk into the nurse's office high af Nurse: let me check your eyes me: ok Nurse: you have beautiful eyes

[@aircraftoverviewer]

Doctor: Can you tell me your age? Me: 65 Doctor: WOW! You’re not little anymore!

[@beatrizbarbosa2926]

Stop being childish

[@ricksanchez5912]

@Vanessa Monika shut yo dumbass up dumb little bitch

[@cyanscrewdriver2092]

What is going on

[@aircraftoverviewer]

Lol made this shitty comment over 9 months ago only to come back to people bitching. I’ll delete this comment soon

[@mystmicro2551]

No don't it needs to stay

[@GoldSebi]

4:37 "Lil pump"

[@pIasticrabbits]

*everyone loses it*

[@rhiannonfield]

Gold Sebi lil clock

[@rhiannonfield]

Galactic Donuts excuse you

[@rhiannonfield]

Galactic Donuts who are you talkin to like that

[@sylvanconti5966]

Gold Sebi lol

[@jollygotime3941]

3:42 Her: I'm gonna put this on the back of your back Me: do I have a front back?

[@7upinCider]

JollyGoTime hi my name is patback

[@Deangezel]

7upinCider no one cares

[@sarahoakes5393]

I thought that iswell then I done an example at the back of my balls ？

[@candicerobinson8725]

JollyGoTime bro this is the best comment...hahahaha

[@UrAverageJoe]

Nurse: So you're big? You're not little anymore. Me: 😏

[@sexymans3084]

Ripstikking0503 I don’t think any of us should be watching this very 18+ video 😏

[@Optiqe_]

Ik right that "So you're big" thats too sexual to watch omg pls KILL MEE

[@karri7648]

Ripstikking0503 _ 😂😂😂😂

[@tannerlevi8596]

Am i the only one that would smash her

[@bruhmoment5708]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@tamastoth7068]

I could literally feel her breathing into my ear. Which was the best feeling ever.

[@ricardomilos8545]

You who are scrolling, have a good day/night :)

[@nickschannel232]

Sixel ASMR thnx

[@nickschannel232]

David ?

[@ikkebandersen]

ty

[@1CarlPOPPA1]

dude you're like everywhere almost on all asmr videos

[@savannagleaves477]

Sixel ASMR thanks fam. i needed that. Have a nice life

[@nlcti]

Finally a school nurse that doesn't give me an ice pack

[@marcoestrada40]

Febreze Original Finally I know right. Me: I threw up all over my desk Nurse: Here's an ice pack sweetie Me: 😑

[@christometh1148]

Febreze Original Wouldn't be surprised if they thought an ice pack would cure ebola

[@ovetchkin09]

Febreze Original fuckin brilliant and sooooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scott9237]

Febreze Original what's that you fell off the slide and broke your neck and both your legs... here take an ice pack

[@kogorek1]

In Russia nurses give schoolkids activated carbon for every reason instead of ice pack, lol

[@JayNxtUp_]

Nurse: What’s your name Me: Your Mom Nurse: that’s a Beautiful name

[@ich5619]

DarK Zombie232 uhhhhhh

[@lukeisanoob6394]

That’s what I said

[@mosh.potatoes605]

Lolz

[@Daniel1.1]

uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas

[@GoblinsOfFarmington]

Nurse:whats your name Me:dickhead mcfartface Nurse:that's a beautiful name

[@zrhllo]

this was one of the first asmr videos i ever found. thank you for helping me sleep for years!

[@hunterr5542]

Nurse: just going to check your ear *Checks ear* Ear: filled with rat poison and hobo shit Nurse: you have perfect healthy ears

[@craigclancy4089]

Sassy Sasquatch wudeyetalkinabeet

[@hunterr5542]

Craig Clancy you fuckin druggo

[@craigclancy4089]

Sassy Sasquatch your the biggest drug addict sassy

[@hunterr5542]

Craig Clancy sniff: wudeyetalkinabit

[@Sami-sj5md]

Sassy Sasquatch how's Quentin after he hit that blunt

[@jortphilipse5408]

Doctor: Whats your name? Me: *doesnt answer* Doctor: that's a beautiful name.

[@AndiAsmr]

Ear noises start at 15:54

[@legitleyla3023]

Andi Asmr thanks

[@paolagarcia9327]

Andi Asmr that’s he best part for me so thanks

[@AndiAsmr]

Aria Hofius thank you so much love!

[@shortfortnitevids272]

Andi Asmr iiiii

[@Jeremy.co74]

What a gal

[@KingOfTheRoost]

“So you’re big. You’re not little anymore” *insert Lenny Face* “And when I pump this, it gets bigger and bigger” *insert Lenny Face*

[@jayflynn1394]

100th like

[@danconnolly4821]

Me to

[@gxd4690]

Oh my bad wrong app

[@KingOfTheRoost]

@@gxd4690 haha lmao

[@naomimatz6549]

instead of lenny face you should have just put "that's what she said"

[@bane5112]

Nurse: So you're big Me: For you

[@__a.l.m_media__]

Ba ne loool xD

[@asmeaa]

Ba ne U made my day thx.

[@rebecapereztah2934]

😂😂😂

[@synovialpig9983]

Ba ne im gonna fap to this

[@AndyDkF]

Ba ne her: your so big Me: that's not the only thing that's big

[@ethanj.cagney7498]

"Your healthy..." "Oh great" "So far" "Oh shit"

[@tuutelis]

did she actually say that?

[@loonaprint8265]

"Stare into my eyes and don't blink" Me: *blinks 1029384756 times*

[@Co4chMelone]

xMinjoon savage :D

[@꼬꼬-m5z]

xMinjoon

[@Peak_Palette]

motionless vids -has epileptic seizure due to blinking lights-

[@oliviasquared7491]

I bLiNkEd 182 TiMeS

[@zosted3538]

The first ASMR video i watched and made me love ASMR (sorry im not english and im tired sorry if i made grammatical mistake...)

[@LouiseN111]

Nurse : Now look to the left please Me: TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

[@Allelectro123]

Nellie Louise BRING IT BACK NOW Y'ALL

[@whit9172]

Nellie Louise I think she's talking about the [I think] Beyonce song..

[@sarahireyes9230]

Omg that was what I was thinking when she said that😂😂

[@monstermilo]

Nellie Louise NO JOKE I was singing that!!

[@maamepotato6737]

I CAN HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE

[@aubreynan]

doctor: "you can lift up your shirt..." me: "HELL NO"

[@aubreynan]

piggman13303 NO

[@aubreynan]

Tori Avila lol

[@dylancurtis5769]

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FOUR PACK OF ROLES FAM!!

[@godlypro7300]

HOWYOUBEEN You Got The Right Answer

[@aubreynan]

Godly Pro lol

[@katebulletd756]

I'm a teenager who is into asmr. And it's hard to find roleplays that I can really "act" and play along with. (Like when a salon asks for my card number but I don't have a card) it's hard for me to tingle if I can't imagine myself in that roleplay. My point is. This rocks. I can relate to it and it's awesome! Thanks for such great video!

[@katebulletd756]

Although this is for a bit younger person than me. I can relate

[@asceticboy2427]

i dont know much about Asmr but i like watching these vids bfr sleeping.

[@katebulletd756]

shubham Rathore Same. Some people don't get tingles, (I do sometimes, most of the time not though) it's just super relaxing! One time I fell asleep with t on and it auto played a bunch of vids all night! I woke up to some random video, that had nothing to do with asmr! Lol.

[@asceticboy2427]

Ikr, btw Merry Christmas.

[@katebulletd756]

shubham Rathore merry Christmas to you too! ❤️️🎄🎄

[@AnnoGOD]

Her: *So it is really tight, huh?* Me: *That's what she said.*

[@fok1399]

GaY

[@sanjaman5233]

@@fok1399 thats what she said

[@doodvonblyat1944]

Or he said

[@Albert-jj1dk]

Bruh simp

[@FlaminTyres]

@@fok1399 ur gay

[@meow-sv7rc]

every school nurse I've had handed me a ice pack and sent me back to class

[@connorrobertson2037]

Litttle Fox i broke 3 ribs and dislocated my knee during P.E and my nurse said "you're fine go back to class"

[@itszurox]

connor robertson how the fuck do you break 3 ribs and dislocate your knee at pe

[@karendavidson7752]

Litttle Fox I pulled all of my ligament in my ankle and since my bones arent fully fused yet if i walk on it or damage it more I coule potentially paralyze myself AND ALL SHE DID WAS GIVE ME AN ICE PACK

[@karendavidson7752]

Zurox When Juan Cena comes to your school and attacks you

[@connorrobertson2037]

Zurox football (soccer)

[@tiffanyoates9856]

I couldn't sleep because the whole time I was debating whether she had lens in her glasses or not lol

[@maxfirbank8000]

tiffany oates she didn't have lenses

[@e.m495]

tiffany oates she doesn't

[@collisionsaresore7327]

tiffany oates ????

[@tiffanyoates9856]

Peter Mullins I wasn’t relaxed because my mind was focused on weather or not she had lenses in her glasses

[@pluviomax]

tiffany oates what have you done

[@kennyhutchinson1494]

me: it hurts bad nurse: so nothing is wrong with you go back to class now honey

[@godlypro7300]

Kenneth Hutchinson I Know What Your Going Thru M8

[@pyrofrfx4040]

jacob dimarco my name Kenneth is going down the drain is it ._.

[@AndyDkF]

Mary Hutchinson ikr

[@ahmeedshaiz2426]

School nurse: what? Me: yeah so I snapped my leg, dislocated my shoulder and have mild brain damage from falling off a tree School nurse: ahhhhaaaa right have you tried putting a damp paper towel on it Me: *arm falls off* No

[@peachplaysyt8115]

Yess yess and yess this is how it works

[@gone3539]

student: *actually dying* regular nurse: heres an ice pack

[@WowItsJoao]

**regular nurse: your temperature is fine, drink some water.

[@kasper7747]

Doctor: you have exactly 33 minutes an 31 seconds to live Me:ASMR SCHOOL NURSE ANNUAL PHYSYCAL EXAM

[@nomate1971]

I’d rather just kill everyone I see with a Desert Eagle

[@thatperson9337]

No Mate wow AMAZING CHOICE

[@aide9621]

@@nomate1971 Nah, use an MP4 or M4

[@aide9621]

Or a UMP45

[@pipernormal5019]

*half way into the video gets an add* Shoot

[@strongestwarriorinthegalax1138]

"What's your name?" Me: cancer "Wow, that's a beautiful name, honey. I'm just going to write that down..."

[@duxzie5832]

Strongest Warrior In The GalaxyTM ha lol

[@cozycozes7137]

Strongest Warrior In The GalaxyTM Dude, cancer is an serious sickness. The f**k would you joke with that?

[@strongestwarriorinthegalax1138]

+Tommy The Bunny Just like pretty much everyone else. Laughing at the sad things in life help you to move on from them.

[@cozycozes7137]

Strongest Warrior In The GalaxyTM​ okay so ur telling me that just because everyone else does it you should too? Do you realise what bullshit ur saying right now? But whatever, i can't tell you how to talk so choose for your own.

[@strongestwarriorinthegalax1138]

+Tommy the Bunny What? You misunderstood my comment. I'm saying that I do it for the same reason that everyone else does, not _because_ everyone else does it. I've lost many people to cancer, and laughing at it and making jokes about it helps me to get over this sadness and realise that death is inevitable. For fucks sake, don't just assume things.

[@krifi34]

That's one dry ear. 16:25

[@iang7902]

Kri Fi how why the hell did you watch that long? 😂

[@swolord8453]

True

[@iamstorm243]

Watching this with earphones puts you into a whole new dimension geeez...

[@joesweetman2202]

Iam Storm ikkk

[@bw__music]

ik right! i have proper £100 turtle beech

[@chronicalotofllamas-229]

Omg you right

[@REFORMEDKING627]

Iam Storm definitely

[@kaelynvideostarhelp9209]

I know the ear noises feel real

[@zae_zae]

4:54 “It” does not get bigger. It actually shrinks if u know what i mean

[@via2274]

I think asmr videos are the only videos that you can comment I fell asleep watching this video and it is acceptable and nice 😂

[@mrmoonman384]

Olipollyanna true, say that on a markiplier vid and you're gonna gonna get hunted down 😂

[@bridget4297]

Corvo Attano I only read this comment because I saw Markiplier .

[@mrmoonman384]

HasATylerJosephShrine lol

[@jackgardiner1512]

Olipollyanna sometimes I fall asleep to Enya xD

[@JohnAllogop]

Olipollyanna explain leafy - ohhh I see now...

[@gabrielius6304]

Nurse: You have a big, strong arm Me: Guess why ;)

[@BlackBarackObama]

ahahahahahahhahahahah

[@theirishrepublic6130]

I miss 10 seconds ago when i didnt know this existed

[@christopherclark2605]

🧐

[@altanaeliza]

Don't be proud of it

[@gabrielius6304]

@@altanaeliza Yea lol

[@bolshevikboy1115]

"I want you to keep breathing" Well I'm not going to stop breathing so I don't think you need to worry about that

[@壊れ]

Bolshevik Boy haha ikr

[@wut8779]

Bolshevik Boy. Lol😂

[@the.guerrero.family]

Bolshevik Boy lmaooooo

[@bengamesv733]

Bolshevik Boy 😂😂

[@Ryan12458]

Her : "can you tell me your age" Me : "I'm 95 years old and I fought in WW2" Her : "wow... you're not little anymore" Me : "well excuse you, grand daughter"

[@orrrso]

So whats your name? Me:uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas.

[@bellissima-lz5ci]

Get Shrekt Nurse:What a beautiful name honey!

[@genesisauror5550]

Pardon

[@orrrso]

Red Rain lol

[@rat3647]

Get Shrekt Ok so your username is literally the best pun I've ever heard

[@cwazywoody9203]

Jesus Christ I was the exact same thing

[@Epicsandmore24]

This sound quality/gain sounds a lot more different than her newer videos. This was top tier.

[@yourlocalghostboy]

29:20 I wish my school did this then they would find the butt who has lice 32:09 Nurse: Take a step on the scale Me: Ok (breaks scale)

[@christianchavarria2214]

Idk anymore i

[@jdmay777]

Idk anymore Me: *reads last part* *thinks of myself in that situation* Music: all around me are familiar faces...

[@beastmodewolf1195]

I feel your pain

[@Latino_Burrito]

This one time, i was at the nurse and I was super sick that day, I was in so much pain I could barely talk because it felt like the more I tried to talk the more my stomach hurt, I was pale and and I had a fever, i hadn't eaten all day so that wasn't exactly helping my stomach pain so when I was in the nurses office she asked me "have you eaten anything?" I said "no" so then the nurse leaves and like 2 minutes later the nurse comes back with a school lunch and in my head I'm thinking "Oh wow, she got me a lunch that's nice of her" then next thing I know I see the nurse open up the school lunch and eat it for herself😑

[@epsurr]

wow

[@icobrakid7200]

Wtd

[@icobrakid7200]

Wattt

[@vaguewint]

Fish ball WHAT A BITCH! Disgusting..👹

[@JonathanGarcia-vr4xn]

Wow I’m dead lol

[@Simon-qk5ck]

Nurse: we use this thing to measure your thing... AW MATE YOU MUST HAVE GONE TO HARVARD

[@rosariosilva2084]

80% = who came from memeulous ? 19% = whats your name? 1% WhO THe HelL iS MemELoUs

[@deadname5776]

The problem is when you know memeulous but you dont know What the other are Talking about. (Yeah didn't watch the asmr video until now)

[@benrodway4661]

I definitely came from memeulous

[@joelcurling6455]

@@benrodway4661 same bro

[@peachplaysyt8115]

Just like asmr

[@carmen-tw6uo]

Me: I am having a heart attack Nurse: An ice pack will do!

[@sillywillyhaley]

Slimey Cafe Me: Help I lost my eye Nurse: go back to class your gonna be fiiiiiiinnne Me: ded

[@1hundrednotaspy319]

me:IVE BEEN FUCKING IMPALED BY A TREE Nurse:ok,I'll give you a wet towel

[@somethingsmellsfishy8902]

Me: I am currently having a stroke. Nurse: *doesn't exist* Me: fuck.

[@Hsrjib]

We only got wet paper towels:(

[@oliviasquared7491]

SoRrY bUt YoU cAn OnLy Go HoMe WiTh A fEvEr, BuT wHeNs ThE lAsT tImE yOu PoOped (Me: IVE BEEN IMPALED BY A TREE WHAT DOES POOPING HAVE TO DO WITH IT (her: So YoU hAvEnT pOoPeD (me: I HAVE I HAVE CALL 911 (her: WaS iT bLuE

[@kay6521]

Her: "okay so lift up your shirt for me" Me: "Wow buy me dinner first! " 😂

[@mkayvicki4378]

jse trash211 ?

[@baetaesuga1540]

Good one😂😂😂

[@Leszkodood]

Shane Dawson would hate this

[@skate3enjoyer418]

jse trash211 microphone is sooooo sensitive

[@hanndrend]

jse trash211 oh my good lmao

[@rotarypowaaa1944]

I don't know about the US but over here in the UK you'll be lucky to have 20 seconds with the nurse ,who is around 70, and not get a wet paper towel or an ice pack.

[@9lannnn]

SePtic MaFiA that's completely accurate to the US too but Isabel is Dutch son maybe this is how it is in the Netherlands?

[@amanatou3765]

97lpreston In the Netherlands you haven't even a school nurse.😂 I know that bc i live there.

[@editedbyroger]

QueenGuineaConakry Well actually I live in The Netherlands and my school does have a school nurse.

[@beebobaby._.3116]

SePtic MaFiA so trueeee!!!

[@shrekthethird4382]

SePtic MaFiA I just got a plastic cup of water 🐽

[@6ixBTC]

Who would of thought 2 years ago watching this as a joke would lead to being deep in the ASMR community to this day… time flys

[@ichewmypillz]

Same

[@iloveyouskii]

fr man

[@MilesUmbrae]

You speak amazingly perfect English for a nurse at a Japanese grade-school. ;)

[@fretnation671]

Jesse Harter IKR that's what I was thinking! We're u too reading the board?😂

[@titanic157]

Matthew Kohut she's Dutch :) and she chose a japanese background if you notice the board in the back :)

[@sadmexicandog7076]

MilesUmbrae bahahahaha just noticed that

[@blademasta3650]

MilesUmbrae Really? i get to go grap my covers off of my bed and sleep on the bathroom floor till i puke, oh im homeshcooled btw

[@Nelsonfungus3]

MilesUmbrae ok on the left on the side of the desk there is a one piece calendar and you can only see it when she moves her head the right way

[@channienthusiast]

Her breath is literally coming out of mah headphones!!!!! SHE IS LITERALLY BREATHING IN MY EAR!!!!

[@abigaillozano7457]

Marisa Figueroa SAME

[@jordanwesley263]

my question is what nurse blows in your ear

[@angelinapasquale4395]

Marisa Figueroa I feel like air kinda it's wierd

[@jessicaharris321]

Her: im just going to check your eyes Me: well ok then Her: you have beautiful eyes Me: thank you Her: yessss Me: um ok Her: *whispers in ear* Me: ok lady stop

[@anaccountijustusetocomment2917]

Jessica Harris lock your doors and windows

[@blisterybrush86yomomma22]

When the gloves came on I got worried

[@swolord8453]

Blisterybrush86 Yo momma 69 now

[@zak5520]

I only liked this because i was the 100th

[@webbings9821]

Haha

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

"Turn your head and cough"

[@GumballCrazy45]

Nurse: you feel that getting bigger? Me: oh yes

[@ilikesucide7056]

gumball crazy lol

[@joey5392]

gumball crazy thats amazing

[@danielthecowboy9145]

Nurse: Would you like to try this one? Me: No. Nurse: Yes? Me: ok after *MY* eye test, i need to give *YOU* a hearing test!

[@bellissima-lz5ci]

Bow-tie Boy 👏

[@rogersamsr710]

wait?! NURSES CAN TAKE 30MINS WITH U?! i been missing out;-;

[@oscarcastanedamunoz]

It's like I can smell your coffee breath through the screen.

[@blackgoku80]

ocast evo I smelled strawberries

[@oscarcastanedamunoz]

+Black Goku all my teachers had a disgusting coffee breath smell. No Matter how hot. But I've never had a teacher with strawberry breath

[@oscarcastanedamunoz]

This applies to nurses as well.

[@blackgoku80]

I regret saying that I guess teachers are always high on caffeine

[@wut8779]

ocast evo. OMG IDIED WHEN I SAW YOUR COMMENT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobandonevski7266]

She has less than 400k subscribers and this video has more than 4.5 m views. The secret is in the fact that she is flirting with the viwer in such a genuine way that you feel her attention as if she is next to you. Her beautiful face and pleasant voice combined with her energy input make this video a real gem among all videos not just asmr

[@djslip_irie]

I wish I read more comments like this.

[@t_tk]

Memeulous squad where you at

[@melodySL]

Roit here

[@1hundrednotaspy319]

Wag wan pift ting What's your roblox account parental pin

[@emilsomeegg8003]

Team 100

[@bassmaker4real197]

Right here

[@1hundrednotaspy319]

Emil Manu something mate it's Team 💯 Not Team 100

[@katewood359]

A girl at our school was anaphylaxis and she went to the nurse office with me and she started having an attack and the nurse told her to sit down and have some water. 20mins later ambulance is at the school because me and my friend gave her epipen and inturn saved her life unlike our shitty nurse. She was fired so justice was served ;)

[@Leszkodood]

Kyle Anderson makes me feel proud

[@mr.brand800]

katie woods what's anaphylaxis?

[@christometh1148]

Kyle Anderson Nice You deserve a cookie

[@jaredj9170]

Brandon Nolasco An allergic reaction that, if untreated, causes suffocation and almost certain death.

[@matthewtallent1198]

Not all nurses are what you call shi*ty

[@caitlin5450]

"What's your name?" "Frank of the Filth"

[@itsp5347]

Caitlin P. N Bond, James Bond

[@czapalac14]

Caitlin P. It's Francis of the filth you uncultured swine

[@ilovemangonectar]

Caitlin P. "What's your name?" "Fricken Russian toad" "that's a beautiful name let me just write that down"

[@prodbyjibbstantegabi]

A odd box Francis of the filth is dead.... :(

[@retro3102]

Caitlin P.

[@andreyv.vieira521]

5:55 Nurse: I´m gonna make it bigger *[\SS\ INTENSIFIES]*

[@br1sk3y]

-what a beautiful name honey! Woah never knew u liked the name GayLord

[@holyheckles2321]

Puppet Masters 👌

[@whydoiexist8706]

I said Dick lel

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i thought of Dead Memes

[@heartcloudlps3703]

Puppet Masters mine was CHANCLA

[@ltgengeorgewalls1268]

Nor 'Big Nonce'...

[@xingyangg769]

I came because of memeulous

[@haylee608]

Same

[@kaeyamilkmachines1226]

Same

[@noyhing6017]

River city me too

[@proskillzoverforthelolol]

Memulous

[@fazebear1136]

Yeh

[@audikat2244]

it gets bigger and bigger like when your swimming me: what the heck have you been watching xD

[@thatperformer3879]

Audrey Linfer I assume she was trying to mix the innuendo with inflatable rashguards? 😂

[@DidoASMR]

8:55 - 9:20 megaaaa chills

[@bongRIP69]

when youre 19 and someone finally recognizes you as a big kid 😂😂🔫🔫

[@MegaGeewee]

Brittany Innes ✋😌👌

[@RandomEnglishMan97]

Brittany Innes haha I thought the same thing

[@ryanjones8436]

Brittany Innes lel

[@ameeralqadi8274]

Bro with IOS10 it's now water guns 😂 you short your self with a water gun? Why? Lol jk

[@FalconMain3]

Ameer Alqadi Yeah he really "short" himself.