ASMR: Semi-Unintelligibly Selecting your Perfect Contacts

[@laurenhw1988]

This is dreamy. Unintelligible and slow and deliberate hand movements are my absolute favourite.

[@SRPASMR]

Glad you like 😀

[@VNCoops333]

After traveling for 20+ hours, I can’t begin to properly describe what an amazing feeling it is to sink into bed at home and discover the latest SRP ASMR video on KZbin (and semi-unintelligible, at that - my fav). Pure heaven!

[@SRPASMR]

Wow, where you been?

[@VNCoops333]

@@SRPASMR Dramatically: I passed through the depths of hell (east coast USA traffic). Origin of return trip: Orlando, Florida!

[@SRPASMR]

@@VNCoops333 I really need to get my butt to usa.

[@joshuamccormick5497]

@@SRPASMR Come visit Colorado, Utah, Idaho, California... some of the most beautiful scenery in the world

[@SRPASMR]

@@joshuamccormick5497 Colorado looks 👌🏽

[@randomfactor3599]

His ASMR content is perfect to me. Personally, I love a natural flow. Taping profusely, or any trigger (excluding whispers an inaudibles) and making it obvious takes away from it a bit. His work always top shelf.

[@thisbarofswisstoblerone2101]

I love profusely taping stuff too! It's so relaxing just taping stuff to other stuff all day long... That's sarcasm if you couldn't tell.

[@randomfactor3599]

@@thisbarofswisstoblerone2101 Writing with a pencil is a great trigger. Takes me back to school when the class was silent and everyone was writing. Back when ASMR had no name. 🤣

[@SRPASMR]

🙌🏽

[@MrBuddybones]

Your voice was especially good, and I loved the sounds of your hands on the book. I still think your voice and finger pointing would be amazing reading a text book. 👍🏻🙂

[@goflamesgo3026]

Totally!

[@fezzes428]

100%

[@SRPASMR]

I’m going to have a go at this idea soon 🙌🏽

[@MindsQuietPlace]

This is trully a T E C H N I C A L ASMR, tingly and sleepy 👌 very nice idea!

[@austinlapiana6691]

How dare you use the Professor's word in vain.

[@pitchenstein]

Dr. T will be sending Vinny your way!

[@MindsQuietPlace]

@@austinlapiana6691you fool, I'm in Namyzarcs side

[@Daytonian17]

Yea chilllll bro . The doc is the creator

[@marianajerezemma1762]

Oh no oh no oh no no no 🚫

[@geezermann7865]

Awesome - hand movement, visuals, super soft semi intelligible whispering. Nap time. And again for bed in 8 hours. EDIT - I really liked the use of the illuminated magnifier, it has a special hypnotising quality when moved slowly back and forth while seeing the text.

[@SRPASMR]

I love it too.

[@wesnes2006]

These whispered, semi-unintelligible videos are my favorite!! ♥️

[@xeroxavier2486]

You have the most soothing voice. When you whisper my entire body melts into this calm puddle of chillaxed me. Amazing as always. I think you’ve become one if not the only person I watch anymore.

[@SRPASMR]

You know me. Always trying to get those good tingles going 😆

[@xeroxavier2486]

@@SRPASMR last night I decided to go back to some of your footage from a year ago. It’s amazing the difference a year can make. I enjoyed the experience

[@SRPASMR]

@@xeroxavier2486 I find it strange and interesting how you just improve naturally. It’s a bizarre thing. You think you’re doing well but it’s never the case when you compare back.

[@xeroxavier2486]

@@SRPASMR you’ve certainly improved that’s for sure. Not to say your starting stuff was bad. I’ve enjoyed everything of yours I’ve encountered. I think you’re always improving your content. You take suggestions from your followers and that to me is huge. It shows you’re willing to expand on your content. It also shows you’re listening to folks. That’s so great compared to a person who does only what they want.

[@SRPASMR]

@@xeroxavier2486 student of the game as I like to call it. Improving is always possible is you truly know there’s always somebody better than you. For sure I want to be number 1, but even the greatest should aim higher.

[@fatumcat6964]

I love that whisper! Perfect for the end of this nervous day, thank you Steven 🖤

[@SRPASMR]

Hope you’re okay. If not, wishing you well.

[@guadalupejazminvilaguillen4786]

Never thought I would be reading a contacts manual at 4am and enjoy it this much! :D

[@SRPASMR]

😂😁👍🏽

[@nadaespecifico_]

IM REALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS!!!!!!! I need more of semi unintelligible

[@SRPASMR]

Glad you like 😊

[@QuietGamer24]

Your voice in this video was amazing beyond words. Relaxing hardly begins to describe it.

[@SRPASMR]

That’s very kind. Ty

[@kentpellerin36]

You're the best hands down. I've Been listening to asmr for many years and for me you nail it on the head.

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks Kent.

[@hellokittyspetchilli6642]

My biggest flex is that I’ve watched all of your videos. And that this actually helped me choose my contacts 😂

[@SRPASMR]

That’s some achievement 😵

[@pataya4155]

Was just about to sleep and looked for one of your videos and accidentally came early 🕺

[@SRPASMR]

Hope you enjoyed it

[@harryrobinson380]

PLEASE READ HI mate just to let you know I’ve been watching ASMR for 7 years. This is the first video, EVER, that I have watched that I have actually fell asleep too. You should be proud. Please make more of these mate!

[@SRPASMR]

Bro. I’m very happy for you. Always happy to help with sleep 👊🏽😴

[@kallum96]

I heard Diopter used more than once in a video so I see this as an absolute win

[@SRPASMR]

My man

[@daant8265]

0:43 Best page ngl 🤝

[@SRPASMR]

👍🏽

[@snifferrr]

was just falling asleep at the very end of another of your videos when a loud music ad with drums in it startled me awake so ive come here to become sleepy again

[@SRPASMR]

Sorry. All my videos are set to pre roll ads only. Any video under 10 mins I have no control on ad placement 😫

[@snifferrr]

@@SRPASMR i had autoplay on anyways i think it was someone's else's 😅

[@SRPASMR]

@@snifferrr cool

[@meep5747]

love LOVE your videos!! every single one i have watched had been creative and so tingly, keep it up man!

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks bro. I’ll keep going

[@johngeobey8582]

I absolutely loved this video Steven and the Semi Unintelligible speaking!! 👍🏻😀

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent. Thanks brother John.

[@johngeobey8582]

@@SRPASMRNo problem Steven my brother.👍🏻 Also I swear I saw you today in Birmingham in traffic, silver Toyota I believe.😂

[@SRPASMR]

@@johngeobey8582 haven’t got a Toyota John.

[@jstarASMR3103]

Lots of clicking, I love it!!🤩

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent

[@justabasicguy5632]

Please make another one but mixed with 1 or 2 rp please that would be amazing 🤩

[@chilldonnie2850]

Honestly made me a better and easier sleeper watching your videos

[@daniellat7963]

This is in my top 3 favorite video you’ve made 🎉 thank you 🙏

[@kilo3989]

This was super relaxing! Thank you for the excellent nap :)

[@SRPASMR]

Anytime

[@marianajerezemma1762]

Ok so i think i’ve watched this vid a 1000000 times and i cant never get to the end...i fall asleep way before it finishes. 😅

[@bclaire3915]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this early 😅 Perfect timing for a little afternoon nap

[@SRPASMR]

I’d nap every afternoon if I could. Easiest time for me to nod off.

[@-Kewin-Kalleu-]

This book is good for giving an example of what it would be like at work

[@SRPASMR]

😁✌🏽

[@emmamckenney4069]

I love these videos of yours. Make me fall asleep in a heartbeat

[@SRPASMR]

Wonderful 😴

[@timtom1207]

It's great as always, thank you so much!

[@SRPASMR]

You’re welcome

[@officialgregory4491]

Not even 1 minute in and I love it😌😴

[@SRPASMR]

Fabulous 🕺

[@dnatelier]

this man could read a grocery list and id fall asleep

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽

[@snekkymcnoodle]

My eyesight so bad that if I had contact lenses they'd be the shape of a pair of jelly tots

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@marianajerezemma1762]

This was soooooo relaxing omg... can you make this video an hr long??😂 Amazing work as usual Steven 👏 ..... ps: i got an ad in the middle of the vid yesterday 🗣👂

[@SRPASMR]

I’ll check it out

[@jakenegovetich9354]

The softest voice on KZbin

[@SRPASMR]

Excellent

[@WayneLeMaster]

Oh a video I didn't get a notification for? Why yes I'll enjoy this before bed. 🧐

[@SRPASMR]

I don’t know why this happens. It’s quite concerning.

[@WayneLeMaster]

@@SRPASMR no idea why, I have the bell clicked and can look at my notification history but for a few videos I don't ever get a notification.

[@SRPASMR]

@@WayneLeMaster KZbin controls everything.

[@lightspeedman7670]

severely underrated channel

[@hikrmsz]

I like ur soft voice dr. Srp 👍

[@SRPASMR]

Thank you 😊

[@thelaw5893]

Its crazy how good he is at asmr

[@SRPASMR]

Thank you 😊

[@Jessica-fq2sc]

Please create ASMR content forever 😍

[@SRPASMR]

😂👍🏽 I’ll try Jess

[@szvahan]

Your voice is so relaxing

[@SRPASMR]

Thank you

[@Lobodomin]

Another good video, thanks again SRP ☺️

[@SRPASMR]

✌🏽

[@PelenarOG]

Best voice in asmr ^^

[@SRPASMR]

Deepest thanks 😊

[@ewanproctor8584]

Great style. Could do similar with spectacle brochures?

[@SRPASMR]

I’ll see what I can source

[@Doorsiess]

Happy Birthday to me, great gift SRP!

[@SRPASMR]

Happy belated birthday

[@masterwizard7796]

Thank you for this great video

[@SRPASMR]

You’re welcome

[@mikey9460]

Hi please please do more Unintelligibly 😀

[@samanthariddehough3084]

3rd attempt to watch this as I barely made it past the 1st minute or so. Something different from you. Your usually soft spoken but the whisper on this made a lovely change. Honestly never knew I was so interested in contact lenses with 20/20 vision 😆 keep up the good work 💪

[@SRPASMR]

😂 maybe I could interest you in some cosmetic coloured lenses then? 🧐😆

[@samanthariddehough3084]

@@SRPASMR no ta. The thought of it makes me properly squeamish plus I like my brown eyes. Always wanted glasses as a kid as I thought they would make me look more intelligent 😆😆😆 was not to be

[@Orpheus2564]

I was almost asleep when he said "power ranges" and I immediately woke up

[@daz750]

truly the greatest in the bizz 🐐

[@SRPASMR]

Quite the compliment. Thanks Daz.

[@wiichy1]

Sleep time thanks doc

[@SRPASMR]

You’re always welcome ☺️

[@marianaweber1554]

So many good tingles.

[@SRPASMR]

Fantastic 😁

[@suhaskarthik5936]

SRP's notification, Click, Download, Watch, Sleep, Repeat

[@SRPASMR]

🤜🏽🤛🏽

[@impulsed3648]

You never fail to disappoint! extra tingly video. maybe some more semi unintelligible videos?

[@SRPASMR]

I’ll drop one every now and then. Thanks for this ☺️

[@spacejocky6012]

Nice video dude

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊

[@Alberts_Stuff]

My new fav vid to put on loop for sleeping 😊👍🏼 Oh my previous 2 fav vids have been your vids too lol 😁

[@SRPASMR]

I’m just glad you like 😁👍🏽

[@Alberts_Stuff]

It's perfect 👌🏼 😊👍🏼

[@SRPASMR]

@@Alberts_Stuff 🙌🏽

[@menopausalbarbie7467]

Thanks Doc, I'm looking forward to this 💜💜💜

[@SRPASMR]

Hope it was okay?

[@menopausalbarbie7467]

@@SRPASMR It did the trick, thanks, I fell asleep before the end 💜💜💜

[@SRPASMR]

@@menopausalbarbie7467 I love you 😊

[@mariovillanova962]

I love this video, thank you! 🤗

[@SRPASMR]

You’re welcome

[@huhum..]

Whats the magnifying glass you used throughout the video? Ive been trying to find a good one and that one seems very interesting.

[@SRPASMR]

Got it from Sainsburys

[@alexcortez4666]

You should add a warning because these videos are highly addictive 😤

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@eilasorjane1154]

This is sooooo goooooood

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊

[@AuraPanda]

Hey SRP, I love this sort of raspy, whisper ASMR, but for some reason the tingles are better when I can see your face. I commented on your video here (kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXW1ZKlrfJejgZo) that 16:00-17:45 was gold, but the eye exam roleplay element was huge for the tingles. Appreciate what you do, it helps me sleep, relax at work, and breathe easier!

[@belugawhite4651]

Videos containing "ekkk-sellent" are guaranteed to be good.

[@SRPASMR]

One of my go to words 😂

[@SpanishGuy91]

Who else heard Power Rangers at 3:23? ⚡️ It’s morphin time!⚡️

[@SRPASMR]

Childhood favourite

[@mininglikeapr0]

Something I want to see is you doing a collab with Dr. T… can it happen👀👀

[@SRPASMR]

I wish we could

[@worm8670]

I read unintelligently and started cackling 🤦🏻‍♀️ god I'm dumb

[@SRPASMR]

😂 easily done

[@jup9618]

im sorry guys, i need to do this 70th comment srp : *speaks* everyone in his fanbase : *gets knocked out*

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂😂

[@frozenthirdyear]

What's the difference between revenue and diagnostic packaging? :0 I think I've always received my lenses in the former packaging.

[@marianajerezemma1762]

The diagnostic package are trials that you get before purchasing the ones that fit you best.

[@-dfh-866]

Never start watching before you have to wake up for the day. You def will oversleep by accident.

[@SRPASMR]

😂😂😂 that’s effective

[@-dfh-866]

@@SRPASMR 😂 for sure. You know your ASMR videos are good when you cause people to oversleep😂

[@SRPASMR]

@@-dfh-866 😂👍🏽

[@morbidlyobeserobocop3038]

Making me read small print while suggesting contacts? Touche.

[@SRPASMR]

🤷🏽‍♂️🙃

[@envymesev]

Sleepy already

[@SRPASMR]

😁👍🏽

[@B3ntheboy]

3:23 Go, Go Power Ranges

[@SRPASMR]

😀 very much a childhood favourite of mine

[@Ortodox415]

Your voice would be great with crinkling

[@SRPASMR]

Always looking for new soft sounds.

[@ERICAEPPSREALTOR]

You were my last haven away from those mouth sounds noooooo 🤣😭

[@SRPASMR]

😬

[@dillonlamb2011]

Does anyone else live like an hour away from srp XD

[@SRPASMR]

We’ve got a few here who do 😁

[@ZERO_Zero0]

Cant beat a pair of Proclear XR Torics 🤣

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@elfiebrupr5532]

amazing, although i thought you were gonna show us some real samples, turned out to be a good cliffhanger

[@SRPASMR]

😁

[@thomasadams9213]

Top notch as per

[@SRPASMR]

My thanks

[@Mr_Va1ent1ne]

3:23 IM THE RED RANGER

[@SRPASMR]

Mighty morphin

[@rosskelly4618]

Incredible

[@SRPASMR]

Thanks 😊

[@meyhemmikey7311]

Omg omg m8 hi really really really fantastic videos m8 thank you zzzzzzz you can stop now you’re making me tired thank you for making me tired do you know Me it’s really hard to get sleep zzzz but not now I’m met you on KZbin thank you so much for this video 😀😀

[@SRPASMR]

It’s a pleasure bro

[@lucasgonzalez7276]

SRP: A Me: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😴

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@Iisbaker14]

Ever thought about streaming? It'd be super interesting if ya did like a pov live stream 🤷‍♂️

[@SRPASMR]

I’d be too nervous 😂

[@Devyn.Collum17]

One of the first ten!!

[@SRPASMR]

🙌🏽

[@Deceased_6]

Are you an actual optician?

[@SRPASMR]

Yes

[@Deceased_6]

​@@SRPASMR nice

[@lost_siva_nanites_3382]

👌

[@SRPASMR]

😊✌🏽

[@cheyannelong5473]

Is he a real person he Dr??

[@SRPASMR]

Real optician

[@Alechka97654]

Привет))🖐️

[@Leafy_Tree88]

Generic KZbin algorithm comment…..

[@Lammergeier07]

Generic KZbin Reply

[@SRPASMR]

Final Fantasy appreciation comment

[@Lammergeier07]

@@SRPASMR friendly agreement comment

[@Roller_Ghoster]

Brummagem.

[@alex_mt2953]

Personal opinion good but personally I don’t like the lip smacking

[@SRPASMR]

Okay

[@b2bbogey735]

I find whispering not relaxing since it always make we focus on what is being said.

[@marianajerezemma1762]

Turn up the volume 🔊

[@SRPASMR]

😂

[@b2bbogey735]

@@SRPASMR So what I meant by mumble was that it has nothing to do with turning up the volume. I find the vids relaxing and it makes me fall asleep. Regarding hearing I have defect in my middle ear and a buzzing sound which makes it hard to hear but that has nothing to do with orginal comment. Just feedback. Peace.

[@SRPASMR]

@@b2bbogey735 I appreciate all feedback

[@leeroytimman2741]

Your whispering voice is perfect, but your mouth breathing and swallowing sounds ruins the relax feeling..... it sounds like you're nervous or ill......maybe better when you're not so close to the Mic......

[@SRPASMR]

Can’t please everyone so I don’t even try

[@leeroytimman2741]

SRP ASMR np.... maybe just a tip..... i enjoy your videos every evening!

[@marianajerezemma1762]

I actually loooove how everything sounds here, i feel, is one of his best videos!!! What i can’t stand is when people are eating or extreme tapping, can’t even watch those vid 😣😣😣

[@dwkark2007]

Yucky mouth sounds!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@SRPASMR]

If you don’t like unintelligible asmr, don’t watch it. The clue’s in the title 🤦🏽