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Welcome to Advanced Theoretical Conjuration, a class at the College of Winterhold which is known for putting students to sleep. This dialogue is inspired by all the most incomprehensible texts and lectures I have ever had to engage with. Woe to you if you recognize any quotes-- and if you find any of this lecture makes sense to you, you are beyond saving.
This video contains nonsensical academic lingo and theta beats. You are not encouraged to try to follow this lecture. Simply let academia work its special magic.

[@brycenpeacock9262]

"I keep very irregular office hours so tough luck finding me" I felt that.

[@SilverBellsAbove]

I'm dying. You made this to kill lore fans. Everything I recognize just shifts and decontextualizes. I'm so relaxed as it washes over me, but also dying.

[@cosmicgreed2340]

"Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?" - Homer Simpson

[@elsepio8944]

Yo I just want to learn how to summon a flame atronach ;-;

[@pleasantpheasant7456]

Talk to Farengar he has a book

[@bigboss4178]

I remember them they're really hot

[@channelchannelchannelchannel]

Eat the book

[@helveticastandard388]

This one knows all about conjuration. This makes a nice refresher course to remind Khajit of the chief pre suppositions about ahistoric multi mundane operatives.

[@LeQuack147]

10/10 for that ending "If you want to ask me about this, good luck finding me nerds."

[@theviewerofart]

When I realized that most of the ramblings in this lecture are fantasy versions of real theories and principles, things started clicking into place. I feel like a madman connecting the puzzle pieces on the board with red string.

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

please show us the way

[@nameless-user]

The first half has material from the game, and the second half seems similar to calculus.

[@GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube]

Psst, hey, can somebody let me peak at their notes? I'm totally out of my depth here.

[@scottbruckner4653]

*I pass you a journal page* "She said that idiots are trying to keep the empire afloat then she changed to the topic of the morality in necromancy"

[@tristonchism1872]

Man, I was in exactly the right mindset for this. I'm playing an Orc warrior in my game, and he'd be knocked right out in this lecture. Helps that you let me sleep in class and don't throw things at me like the history professor.

[@hailbopthecomet]

Juxtapose this, transcend that, and counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.

[@griffindenomme706]

So what your saying is that I write poetry because secretary I just want to be loved

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

@@griffindenomme706 secretary yes

[@phobiawitch835]

Is it strange that I want to watch this during the day and take legitimate notes because this has me seriously wanting to go back to my childhood desire to attend a school of magic to understand the practices and theories of it!

[@Scaevola9449]

like at least 60% of this makes sense to me

[@Coratlan]

Th-this isn't Spanish 110...

[@Zebulization]

Reminds me of the Cantatas of Vivec. I remember trying to comprehend them at the time. It is interesting that you are applying mathematics to their system of magic, I am certain that they would have. I like the way you arranged the lecture, and the images evoked when I happened to focus on a passage. I enjoyed the character as well.

[@fizzywhispers]

I keep coming back to this video I love it so much. The jargon is so relaxing to me, the slight echo-y quality of the audio as if you’re in a lecture hall, and all the obscure tes lore references?? Literally the perfect video

[@fufucarlos]

Well played Shegorath.. well played indeed.

[@EnderIzzy124]

This entire lecture is a god dang *antimeme.* I like to think that this is the kind of effect a deity talking about god-things would have. (Antimeme - Just as a meme is repeated information, an antimeme is unrepeatable information, in the sense that you *_literally can't remember it._* )

[@yourpalray9922]

Although this shit is mad boring, gotta give respect to the work you put into conjuring up these linguistic abominations.

[@babyyoshi3099]

It is ASMR, it is supposed to be relaxing, not super interesting.

[@mae-hy3cm]

Um ... Professor, will we be allowed to look at our notes during the exam? 😵😵

[@paavamgamer3190]

Um.. answer is obvious. Yes. But only if the note book is empty.

[@ryantabor9582]

Paavam Gamer so, in other words, no?

[@imapineapple9277]

I learned more in 20min than my entire high school years of sciences I really wish magic would be real

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

You're a pinneapple Harry

[@snowflakepillow8697]

This is great!!! I hope I can find more nonsense lectures like this. Real ones are no good because my brain will latch onto them and I can't relax.

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

did you find more?

[@Max_velocity]

*trying to sound smart* Hmm you make a mundane point

[@Eileen2k]

I love your voice! If I could make a request I would love if you did one on the thalmor omg it would be perfecto !

[@palpatine4780]

Me after the end ,,Yeahhhh i stick with bow and weapons"

[@aurielissonofauriel3009]

Palpatine bound weapons are useful.

[@ArkStClair]

Never has pure absolute bull shit been so amazing and articulate into awesomeness no idea what you where talking about but yes

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

*condescending tone* I'm fairly certain that a lecture on the history of the Ayelid Empire is nothing to do with theoretical conjuration. Furthermore your argument on transmundanism is irrelevant when dealing with entities from Oblivion. This is due to their helmic/thaumic bodies removing any essence of mediocrity from the source therein.

[@dillonschneider9375]

How the hell did you comprehend this enough to make a counter argument

[@LeQuack147]

HERESY! *grabs the Elder Scrolls equivalent of a bolt pistol*

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

@@LeQuack147 I play Wizards in Pathfinder. You tend to learn wizarding technobabble. That and *shows Elder Scrolls Inquisitoral Rosette* Inquisitor

[@Voidling_System]

This would put me to sleep, but hearing any educational mumbo jumbo wake me up and make me think too much. It's a good idea, unfortunately it doesn't work for me.

[@momokol366]

The more one learns about about magic the less conventional reality makes sense.

[@tutorial3dstyle]

when a psijic mage gets jacked on moon sugar

[@pleasantpheasant7456]

**crys in two handed warrior**

[@victor7gomez]

why do I find complete bullshit so interesting?

[@Thalion124]

geth117 do you like reality television?

[@victor7gomez]

G Jeffries not really

[@Thalion124]

geth117 well there goes my first theory.

[@Press1ToParty]

So at this point I feel like I need to get Skyrim for my Switch

[@Kamaitachi5587]

I'm almost positive I've had this professor... The lectures they give are as verbose and coherent.

[@eponymouselias]

The only thing that would make this better is maybe like chalkboard noises? Like when ur talking about the math thing, writing on a chalkboard

[@hellishcyberdemon7112]

holy crap I didn't understand anything in this video... but I love this. I love all your vids, definitely worth a sub if not more

[@NelliePlaysSkyrim]

Subscribed for your skyrim asmr! Great videos!

[@grizzlyryan6354]

Us khajjit always knew that elves were a waste of space

[@andrex1456]

Lore this lore that "I get this" "I get that" Guys I don't even understand if she's speaking English or not

[@KASMR182]

this is amazing! how have I not seen this til now!?!?

[@clonetrooper2505]

Did you write a script for this, or did you just start rambling and refuse to stop for several minutes?

[@gravibreaker99]

This is why I failed physics

[@EdgeOfLight]

and you lost to Yugi.. pathetic

[@orkface234]

A sequel to this would be, most interesting.

[@jasonsteiner57]

Uhh...Khajit just want to sell Wares, but khajit thinks we'll go.

[@zerfsun]

This makes C0DA canon

[@shilopnamreg6468]

It’s like real school, what a coincidence.

[@joeyreilly5312]

Love this vid. But you weren’t playin when you nonsense

[@therobbaldwin]

Not sure how you did the recording, but the reverb and room tone is really excellent here- I'm sure the verb was, but the room tone could've been from recording or in post- either way it definitely ups the audio and immersivity. Neat work :)

[@dillonschneider9375]

Either your good at improvising the tone of comprehension or you have practiced this script far to many times.

[@strawberrymilkshake90]

Me 3 seconds in; alright! This is gonna be easy! I always get A's in every class! Me 2 mins in; holy fuck what the fuck was I listening to???

[@Yui0141]

i finde this SUBJECT pretty boring

[@drwinston4013]

Barack Obama thanks Obama

[@onefroggiboiyeet4367]

HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND OBAMA ON THIS RANDOM VIDEO, IM SO GLAD ABOUT THIS MISCLICK.

[@ravandilgrayleaf8530]

Nonsence lecture >any RL studies

[@joeblobballsax8625]

Is this going to be on the test?

[@Haru-spicy]

My only criticism is you should've used Daedric alphabet characters (Oht, Ayem, Hekem) instead of Latin ones (Psi, Chi, Rho)

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

Greek, not latin, latin is the one you use ;)

[@dusksentry5836]

Fffffffakin elves

[@aurielissonofauriel3009]

Dusk Sentry I’m an elf asshole. And unless you’re a girl I don’t swing that way.

[@smokeybrown8752]

I just wanted some tricks and tips for being a mage.

[@dajiahao9630]

Magic calculus 101

[@kindle9597]

I hear this every time I don't do the reading

[@wiki3061]

Did I just hear FUCKING AYLIED NONSENSE? *WHITESTRAKE INTENSIFIES*

[@fobbles_]

Professor! This one is from elsewhere and does not understand the large words.

[@aurielissonofauriel3009]

Fobbles I would suggest you ask jzargo but he will never let you live it down.

[@palpatine4780]

After 20 minutes of lecture "Press e to confirm craft"

[@actonvogt5216]

Nah this is an anxiety attack lmao

[@thesarkive7746]

did you have more videos before? I feel like some are missing

[@68wAATW]

I thought French was room 132😐

[@jakebrandon5053]

Khajit has no interest in such bullshit. Khajit just slept through class.

[@dillonschneider9375]

I kept track for 2 and a half minutes. Then I drove in and out of understanding

[@kmk1225]

S u b j e c t

[@griffindenomme706]

Why can I follow this and understand whats going on HELP

[@averypossiblememelord1566]

Siri translating something

[@c.r.4985]

_S U B J E C T_

[@xbroggiex]

*S U B J E C T*