[ASMR] The Lord Farquaad Complete Haircut and Razor Shave 👑💈

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FRED 🙌🏻

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Lovely service as usual, my boy. Did I leave my gold necklace the last time I was here?

[@Ohjinxmel]

Lmao love this

[@jaredlewis3001]

What necklace…. *hides golden necklace* I am pretty sure you just forgot it back at your castle my lord.

[@SolidShepard]

I do not believe so lord fkwad, I mean farquad

[@juanpablozapata7448]

Wasn't expecting that, I love it

[@Theredmeep852]

I feel like you made this account just to reply as Lord Farquaad 🤣

[@CircularGrumpyness]

I just now realized that Fred has been doing this for nearly a decade. No wonder he's so damn good at his job..

[@matteoaccordi7686]

The hard work and the commitment behind every video is astounding

[@sampagnepapi]

Every one of them always slaps

[@dareanjeffreyiguel9579]

Lost it at 🥳 happy new year

[@Jahqsin]

@@sampagnepapi so does my dad

[@yumumgay7408]

Reached a decade now

[@Mallauck]

“I’ve seen you’ve made it to our high chair there” I laughed so hard at this

[@theyluvbreezahh2213]

when does he say that?

[@Mallauck]

@@theyluvbreezahh2213 7:34

[@gigachad8234]

That’s why he doesn’t want anyone else in the barber shop when lF is in there

[@VentureCAM]

@@Mallauck I’m not

[@AverageAlcoholic]

@@Mallauck i am

[@ETG_RE]

I really like that farquaad and fred seem to have a very personal bond despite the fact he mostly just cuts his hair and whatnot

[@lordfarquaad8267]

He is a humble subject that knows how to treat royalty. 👑

[@SauteedJosh]

Fred? I could have sworn that this barber was Henry Charles Reginald III. (I’m kidding, I know what you’re saying)

[@Schlort11]

Yes

[@DrillPreacher]

That’s what happens when you find the right barber 😂

[@ps4nowwoot972]

You obviously don't have a good barber then

[@LukasASMR]

Ah lord another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

[@Ball7399]

Fred should do a series where he gives fictional characters a haircut so the theme changes

[@dado_the_dodo1558]

@@Ball7399 beat idea ever

[@lordfarquaad8267]

A gentleman must start the year out right. ✂️ 👑

[@miningandcraftingsince2013]

THERE'S MORE?!?!?

[@To4sty_bunz]

NI🅰️🅰️IR 🆘⛔️🆘⛔️🆘⛔️🆘⛔️ SUSSY AMONG US HAIL HYDO

[@hollib3900]

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard when I realized you were drinking from the spray bottle. 😂 Excellent job, per usual!

[@haziqqqq_]

Hi 🥲

[@KingMacrolia]

@@haziqqqq_ 👋

[@notlongestcomment7548]

Same 😂👌🏼

[@jayyonie9626]

timestamp?

[@Beltboy]

@@jayyonie9626 Right there, beginning of video

[@zachops8882]

“I am something of a scientist my self” I see what you did there Fred 😉

[@Chese]

Nice prof pic

[@cz_Angel]

LOL FR

[@hnicgaming6302]

Back to formula

[@mythicalgiraffe23]

@@hnicgaming6302 "Back to formula.." and then he throws his assistant through a damn window,

[@skullfacegaro2716]

Oscorp is the leading supplier of the United States military. In short ladies and gentlemen of the board, costs are up, revenues down, and our stock has never been higher.

[@jamesdunnavant3719]

It 3:30 in the morning , and I'm watching an Englishman barber version of thor with a hangover insult me and kick me out, then proceed to cut lord farquads hair. I love it.

[@linzikay938]

Waking up to hungover Thor giving Lord Farquad a haircut was exactly the kind of delightful confusion everyone should wake up to.

[@ChloeContagiousx]

I've been waiting for the next lord farquaad video!! been feeling down and hopeless about the new year so this will cheer me up for sure 😄

[@olliebutton]

Good vibes to you for the year 🙏🏼

[@lordfarquaad8267]

We do our best, my lady. 👑

[@mieastra]

❤

[@pers3rkki422]

"You're no match for him, he already has perfect cut" "Your highness, perfecting mess is our speciality" -Sassy Fredster

[@u.v.s.5583]

Lords, particularly Sith lords, are our speciality!

[@theeaglebearer1123]

The "ya ya ya ya" bit is really tingly. Brilliant video, love the barbershop sounds

[@MrJag37]

He sounded typically Swedish as well! "Jajaja" I got confused there

[@gigacringe8119]

@@MrJag37 Märkte samma sak!

[@paulc3089]

5:39 Hands down, best song I've heard this year so far. It has something choral about it, I'm sure the Lord appreciated it as much as I did...

[@borrador548]

"I had quite a hangover last night(casually drinks from spray bottle)"

[@Tardonis]

rude barbershop is my absolute favourite from you fred. lord farquad and overly friendly barber are essential daily asmr for me at bed time. thx, keep it up please!!!

[@tomtomgiz]

Thank you for completing my life long dream. I have always wanted to be Lord Farquaad and I am glad someone finally helped me achieve this if only for the time of my haircut. Means so much happy new year to you all and gl hope this one is better.

[@AlzoASMR]

wishing everyone the best sleep of their life :))

[@gamerxx489]

I don't want to die today bro

[@nocturn9x]

@@gamerxx489 are you alright?

[@BIGBOYVIBES2008]

Thanks

[@Seany596]

1:25 Fred is getting meaner and meaner every hair cut 😂😂 It's so funny at the same time I love it 😁

[@missymissy.]

I like the blurred effect. It makes my eyes feel heavy like they’re closing! Great job!

[@zachariahjohnson3406]

And the lore of this channel expands into the new year

[@rayjericho]

HELL YES FRED!! LORD FARQUAAD NEEDS A MONTHLY HAIRCUT!!! NEED MORE OF THESE MAN!!!! You ARE the NEW ASMR GOAT! Hands Down! The new KING of ASMR is taken his THRONE!

[@vrgaming8138]

He was the king of ASMR way before this

[@College-Cooking]

When farquaad leaves the castle, and the guards ask, “Are you going to conquer more lands?” He replies, “No, im going to get a haircut down at Fred’s place!!

[@samuelnellist8460]

this is a bad comment

[@Moment--gb7yh]

You took time out of your day just to say that his comment was a bad comment shame on you 💀

[@underconfident_asmr]

Man oh man the sound of mixing shaving cream literally melts me everytime you do it 😌

[@user-od8xl9pf8q]

Same feeling

[@michael5089]

@@user-od8xl9pf8q and me!!

[@cellsentinel239]

For me this wasn’t a only ASMR video but also pure comedy and joy. Bless Lord Farquaad

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Thank you kindly for your blessings. 🙏

[@cellsentinel239]

@@lordfarquaad8267 Always my lord

[@Explosion_Mage]

thank you Fred the barber shop videos are always the best and its amazing to know we're starting off each year from now on with the Lord Farquaad treatment, i have never clicked faster

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Pleased that my new year cut means so much to the common folk. 👑 👋 ✂️

[@YoJoAbyss418]

This was both relaxing and deeply funny! What an awesome experience this was!! Thank you so so much!!!

[@Sandra-RC9Gx7]

Ohh goodness!! This is the way to get the new year rolling!😆😆 A haircut with insults for me, nope not today, slap!! And Farquaad's over the top need for a fringe cut, shave, and cookie/biscuit.✂️🍪 Nicely done, Fred!!👍🏻

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Over the top?! How dare you, peasant! 😤

[@prehistoricweasel]

I really love Fred's dedication to the Lord Farquaad lore

[@tinglezbrushasmr8513]

This is how to start the year! 😁Haircut is one of my fav trigger! Wish you all an amazing sleep! 😴😴

[@HearMeOutWhyNotTryDick]

Isn’t it everyone’s?

[@leemia7517]

First ever video recommended to me and it's both subtly hilarious and high quality. Can't explain it but you have a very "medieval" voice. Subscribed and looking forward to falling asleep from your other vids!

[@Beau-Bo]

cause he sounds like thor

[@stonedtiger5407]

Fred held nothing back in this video this was fantastic asmr

[@hannahhaugen9010]

I'd love to see more of the characters from this world interact with Lord Farquaad xD This was awesome, thank you. Hope you have a wonderful new year!

[@snowyowl312]

This video is amazing because acting and relaxing soft voice, thank you for tingles Mr Fred and greetings from Finland🇫🇮💤👍

[@obedsanchez6510]

Possibly the best and fastest way of falling asleep with Fred's videos the best to relax 👌

[@SlushGuppy]

Your previous Farquaad vid is like my fav on your channel and always has me laughing so hard! 🤣 This was such an amazing surprise!

[@user-ck7co8zj5n]

寝る前に動画があげられてて嬉しい！✨

[@leok.4773]

Me: *sees that Fred has posted another farquaad video My entire body: FUUUUUCK YEEES

[@theyluvbreezahh2213]

even...your...nvm ill shut up.

[@gabederaspe8166]

@@theyluvbreezahh2213 yes, even his... y'know, the forbidden sacrilegial word

[@leok.4773]

@theyluvbreezahh 2 yes even my Sin Stick

[@gabederaspe8166]

@@leok.4773 "sin stick" is now forever in my brain dictionnary and ready for layer use

[@theyluvbreezahh2213]

@@leok.4773 oh lord...*cool music starts playing*

[@courtneyalva]

I looOoOove the Lord Farquaad vids so much perfect banter & sounds!!

[@monsieurhershey8027]

Your videos are very soothing, keep up the great work.

[@owsleybellamy6258]

You can tell he loves to do all his videos especially the lego ones

[@LukasASMR]

The lego ones are when his happiness shines the most

[@Aschi_Locher]

Tanks God you're back fred!!👍 Have'nt uploaded since last year... Glad to see you still putting in work, keep it up🙂

[@mileskintnermusic7349]

Nice to get both Rude Fred and Gracious Fred in the same video. Happy New Year

[@dylzim2615]

I enjoyed watching Lord Farquaad receive a haircut from thor in an asmr manner.

[@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath]

well the hangover explains the final product lmao I love this video and the lore it adds to mr farquaad's hairstyle

[@vasilykamotsky4244]

The last Lord Farquaad haircut went hard, comrade. I am pumped for this.

[@redkritter1225]

Some of you may sleep, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make- Lord Farqaaud

[@symphonyofaria]

Omg been waiting for this forever

[@LJW12]

Such a calming voice

[@sramandasgupta8166]

Fred, your videos are always awesome. The Lord Farquaad ones are hilarious.

[@user-xy2vl3lb5p]

日本から！🇯🇵 あけましておめでとう⛩ いい音です🥰

[@yesidprieto]

me encanta lo que siempre quise, ser como lord farquaad, muchas gracias caballero

[@El_pana_tizi]

Xd

[@rodrigogenovesse15]

XD

[@Dan_K_Meme]

Always a good day when Fred uploads

[@neook9]

Yes I have been waiting for this

[@sigh5377]

another lord Farquaad haircut Fred really want us to start the year the best way possible

[@lordfarquaad8267]

What can I say? The royal locks grow rather quickly. ✂️ 👑

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Only the best of lords deserve such genetics. Quick yet healthy hair

[@El.geladinho]

To be honest I've watched this over and over again, I always sleep, and it's so perfect I can't describe it ❤

[@artgirl96]

Great asmr so soothing🥰

[@lukeoregan7440]

I just noticed that the pictures of people in the background are all Fred... The detail is incredible!

[@Anastasia-fe6sm]

The details are spectacular! How the vision is focused and unfocused bc of hangover 😂😂😂👍

[@legendlouis2971]

This is what we've been waiting for

[@stonedtiger5407]

I love these types of videos Something About the Name Lord Farquaad is so good for ASMR

[@lordfarquaad8267]

You can thank my dear mother, Lady Farquaad.

[@stonedtiger5407]

@@lordfarquaad8267 lol I thank her so very much

[@alenjahja1047]

Happy new years big dude love you

[@brokenwingbird2552]

this was actually hilarious brother, honestly well done

[@SauteedJosh]

Agreed. Only Fred’s rude characters are allowed to roast me and get away with it lmao

[@thecrispyacorn]

Best. Thumbnail. Ever (Thank you)

[@Maddified.]

Congrats on your official ASMR Video for 2022

[@fing4222]

just amazing as amazing as always

[@vicke4_]

Very funny, great script and love the triggers

[@sentientcurse3019]

Love your uploads!

[@gfdia35]

Yaaaay 😃 Been hoping for this?

[@solarspecter2646]

I LOVE THIS SERIES

[@hammadyousufrajput6257]

Your shirts fittings are just perfect bro love it :)

[@tactoasmr7571]

Perfect roleplaying 👏👏

[@ryancasper4034]

Finally thank youuuu soooo muchhhh

[@SuperMario45100]

I get the feeling the barber actually looks forward to the riff raff coming in - great opportunity to vent his frustrations!

[@davidGIjoe89]

The sequel we didn’t realize we needed😭😭✨✨

[@asmrpeaches1]

✂️It's definitely time for a new awesome Haircut this year🙌

[@dansmith3046]

Asmr and sarcasm in 1 Apsolutly love it

[@PikminandOatchi]

Imagine the twist is the viewer that keeps getting insulted is Shrek.

[@UltraTheAvenger]

Underrated Comment. This was the funniest thing I have read on KZbin😂🤣

[@Bropower125Games]

He did that in a previous video

[@unconscious7219]

Thank you for making this downloadable for mobile device.

[@MalikEXXL]

My favorite part is when he says "Lord Farquaad."

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Mine too. 👑

[@russiancelestia8238]

Brilliant!

[@fleuxry]

we need a captain price roleplay, you fit the look perfectly

[@JesusChrist-lv7uo]

thank you i needed this with my short self

[@TrubadurJonas]

I think this is the 3rd time trying to watch this without falling asleep! You won't get me this time, FRED!

[@LukasASMR]

You shall never succeed staying awake✋

[@TrubadurJonas]

@@LukasASMR Well I shit you not! I missed the ending once again!

[@TrubadurJonas]

@@Muhh Who is?

[@TrubadurJonas]

@@Muhh Yeah I joined back in -07. Time flies by!

[@terrordac-dyl]

Great vid Fred 👍

[@gerdeoz]

Maaan I love the lord Farquaad series

[@isaactheinsane4575]

I love the farquaad videos they are my favorite

[@lordfarquaad8267]

You have excellent taste my boy. 👑

[@mjc422]

Powder at the end 😍 need more of that

[@Billy-wb8hd]

Love It!

[@nightinggale5017]

Love that singing part very much!

[@Nightking8667]

Finally a new one

[@candycorn4884]

38:52 I love the spider-man references

[@genzai1185]

loved the spidey refs!!!!

[@Syxeai]

Great job keep up the work bud

[@kyuu_09]

Nice barber is definitely my favorite

[@Culverton]

I love background and pictures of Lord

[@milkywaygalazy6968]

Great way to start 2022 with this intro 🤣🤣🤣

[@DouglasPiperASMR]

Awesome video

[@Culverton]

Legendary thumbnail

[@michelltena5157]

Omg unbeatable

[@miamonet3874]

If you are feeling nervous or worried and are suffering with anxiety please read🙂 Are you going through change maybe a new routine to what you are use to ? A new opportunity? Or maybe u are just worrying about something out of your control . ✨just breath for a second and relax , release your tongue from the root of your mouth and take a minute ✨ Worrying will not take away tomorrow’s troubles it will only take away today’s peace❣️ Some things inevitable and you can’t change them ❤️ my mum used to tell me we can’t control the weather just how we dress for it and react to it ,this is the same as life🌎 you can never fully control it but you can control how you react to situations . You are never going to be 100% ready, it’s never going to be the right time, BUT THATS THE POINT . It means every moment is also the right moment. If u want it you can do it !! Nerves are there for a reason and it’s okay to be nervous it would be weird if you weren’t but turn them nerves into excitement you got this !!

[@Captain_der_501]

Thanks after reading this I felt a little bit better. Since my dog died and I was in school I could not say goodbye to him, but you are right. I need to look forward and try to be happy again

[@miamonet3874]

@@Captain_der_501 I hope u begin to feel better it’s okay not to be okay Aslong are u remember you can’t be sad forever

[@ulyssemartinfrigault1021]

I love lord farquad role plays!!!

[@lordfarquaad8267]

Same. 👑