ASMR The Shave & Haircut Combo

[@scazmaz9849]

Marno: *doesn’t say hey, how are you* Me: aH wHat

[@williamfoucher2906]

it's Hello, how are you*. Know your classics :)

[@strinkfamily1940]

OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

[@strinkfamily1940]

@@williamfoucher2906 he says both, I believe

[@shaym.1372]

capitalism got to him

[@interstellarpieceofmeat]

BUT, he starts with the words "BIG, BIG, BIG", so there's that ;)

[@pictocat3752]

fact: dollar shave club is actually a secret asmr cult

[@oldtimeygalaxy1360]

I can certainly confirm that. They're very selective about their crowds. Apparently, they believe the crowds of asmrtists all have beards. I mean, technically, I cannot prove them wrong. It's probably working well, though. Like, I don't think any kids would end up on this video. Perhaps that's the reason. Gaming KZbinrs have crowds of all kinds. These are selective to teens and above, mostly.

[@azuremorpho]

@@oldtimeygalaxy1360 that is really smart

[@oldtimeygalaxy1360]

@@azuremorpho We've found the source of the cult. What must we do with this information?

[@flow3r_grl28]

laughed wayyy too fucking hard at this

[@e-linamarie]

OldTimeyGalaxy are they a benevolent cult with whom we should open diplomatic relations? or are they a threat that we should pursue and infiltrate?

[@daintypaint3686]

Nobody: The Mosquito in my room at 3AM: 14:04

[@sunflowerbean9937]

Gusty Num Honestly 😂

[@Earl_of_York]

Hate when that happens. Spending an hour trying to kill on bloody bug makes you sleepy though

[@colleenh5829]

this comment is under appreciated

[@DeathOfLadybugs]

100% accurate and hilarious, thanks for commenting that hah :)

[@elcago4]

😆😂

[@ajjohnson5046]

0:00 - SPONSOR TIME 2:00 - Drench Time (Whispers, white noise and brushing sounds) 3:10 - Nutrient Rich Shampoo time (bottle tapping, whispers, beefy stromboli hair, soapy finger flutters, and scrubby sounds) 4:23 - Slowing it down 4:44 - LETS WASH THAT OUT (white noise background, very quiet water dripping noises, inaudible whispers and clicking) 5:17 - Towel Time (fabric sounds, whispers, breathy sounds) 6:00 - Haircut Consultation! (Whispers, tapping) 6:36 - Protective Crepe! (Whispers, Velcro/Corduroy/Fabric sounds) 7:36 - Snippy Snippy (fast and slow scissor sounds, inaudible whispers + regular whispers, white noise background [razor and hairdryer sounds] ) 9:07 - Snips and Comb (scissor snips, comb flicking (?), clicking type sounds) 9:31 - Smoothing (?) Shears (case tapping, inaudible and regular whispers, scratchy sounds) 10:08 - PacMan Scissors and Creaky Door Comb (different scissor sounds, comb sounds, white noise background, breathy boy, whispers, wacka wacka wacka) 12:46 - Brushing the loose hairs off (brushing with big fluffy brush, whispers) 13:51 - Lightsaber shaver (quiet buzzing) 15:11 - Consultation + Rogue strand Annihilation (whispers and more quiet buzzing) 16:39 - Blowdry (quiet whooshing, whispers) 16:53 - Check out that haircut and take notes (whispers, tapping, finger flutters) 17:54 - Shaving! (Squishy, sudsy firm shave soap, whispered explanation, mixing sounds) 20:40 - Very Lathered Brush to the face (whispers, tapping, little lip smacks, swipes, ticking) 21:24 - Relax or get cut (swipe swipe swipe, whispers, breathy, razor shaving your beard, background white noise) 22:50 - Get one last look in the mirror (fabric noises, whispers, getting cleaned up) 24:20 - Final touches! (Whispers) 24:50 - Crepe Cape Removal (whispers, fabric noises) 25:56 - It’s FREE. Never done time stamps before, loved the whole video. Please make sure to listen to the sponsor. Much love to Marno.

[@spiritminer4016]

Ego Johnson I love what you’ve called your time stamps 😂

[@ace.l.w]

Bless! Thank you! These are awesome btw, and the descriptions give me life.

[@Crimson-charcoal]

Your timestamp names are genuinely so funny thank you for posting this

[@DriftyWingss]

Ego Johnson underrated comment

[@janessatheearthangel5297]

Ego Johnson You are the best kind of person our good friend ✨🥰💓

[@yamonous]

0:38 "...i dont- i wan- i don-" wise words by a wise man

[@bat5102]

0:39 *cue the vine of the kid struggling to form a proper sentence*

[@Sincald]

Have you ever had a dream...

[@kimikimonnn]

That you that you urmmm...

[@bat5102]

That you had...that that you could...

[@xsilentsweat3801]

...That you could do anything?

[@user-vd7us6hk8z]

“We wanna keep your hair beefy... like beefy strands of Stromboli.” 3:16

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

H

[@feralsapphic4272]

gotta keep it *BEEFY*

[@Steve00245]

That line had such a Goodnight Moon feel to it, i loved it!

[@avajean8419]

i read this as he said it

[@BG-gg8wi]

“Just a KZbinr doing their thing” Dollar Shave Club: *im bouta fund this whole mans career.*

[@relicomwtfyb2853]

Beau Germeraad underrated comment

[@thecourier7964]

Sorry if you don’t speak English natively, BUT YOU EDITED THIS COMMENT, and the grammar is still so so wrong

[@halleys.comett]

Hey! Change thing to this. I know English isn’t your native but you did pretty good

[@thecourier7964]

The Hot Chocolate He Never Got how do you know

[@ryan8574]

“Fund thing whole man career”

[@elijahneely7268]

First off, I love your channel man, there is truly an art to what you do, it doesn't seem forced or awkward when you create videos. I just love your whole attitude man. Also when are you going to collab/Q&A with goodnight moon again? You guys seem to just kind of vibe off of each other's energy and it just seems so natural and very enjoyable to watch.

[@dave388]

I totally second this

[@sara_razzle]

I totally third this

[@IAmAleHi]

I totally fourth this

[@Nuunie17]

I totally fifth this

[@feralsapphic4272]

I totally sixth this

[@oliviabrown529]

I started watching ASMR about 3yrs ago, and its been over a year since i last got tingles. Tonight, i got slight tingles in the back of my head, missed it like crazy! Thank you!

[@starfellow9363]

Olivia Brown I feel you

[@LeonesAce]

when I stop getting tingles I stop watching asmr for 1-2 weeks and then I start getting tingles again.

[@starfellow9363]

Leones, I actually don’t get much tingles at all. Even when I started to watch asmr. So it feels good whenever I get them lol.

[@OliviaCism]

I've found massageasmr most tingly, especially hand movements and inaudible whisper ones, plus Marno's "fixing you" video!

[@starfellow9363]

Olivia Clayton that’s cool I listen to massage asmr as well

[@hannahcairns3974]

I always like watching asmr role plays because: 1. The ting tangs. 2. Imagining them as real life situations makes me laugh.

[@kay-zi3zr]

click here if you’re in need of a lil sugar ↓ 1:57

[@Queen_Kaiju57]

Thank you Mr. Griffin.

[@CallMeSmxke]

Thanks

[@Newlive88]

🤣🤣❤💋

[@lunarcat632]

😘

[@Megan-dg3do]

my little heart went 🥺

[@fade_enjoyer]

10:16 Marno casually cutting my eyebrow off

[@ecrradio7620]

Eyelid*

[@balloonboom5912]

PP*

[@gabykitsune]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate yoouuu I was almost there and you muddled-

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

title: shaving roleplay *me, as a woman:* i am fascinated dont worry y'all i shave just not my face lmaoo

[@Eli-pw9ug]

women shave lol

[@christina48961]

lmao

[@KangaShiro]

Me, as a 100w microwave: i am fascinated

[@halleys.comett]

anime at midnight hello 100w microwave. I’m dad!

[@maybe_archer]

@@halleys.comett Nooo you're The Hot Chocolate He Never Got, I'm DAD!

[@ohboiboi1616]

I love that you have actual barber's sounds going on in the background, this is the proof that you work hard and put yourself into asmr. I adore you

[@Zeplin02]

“What hair cut do you want?” “A mullet” “So high and tight?”

[@molly5546]

He’s the only male asmrtist i dont feel uncomfortable watching

[@inabeanaregina]

Asmr zeitgeist is really good! And asmr surge is a dude but it's mostly just hands and sounds!

[@JP-sw5yp]

You should also try articulate design

[@somecommieonyoutube8930]

What about asmr jojo he does asmr did an minecraft asmr video he made a sponge bob role play and he is a meme

[@ecrradio7620]

Most give me a weird vibe too, but try RaffyTaffy ASMR. He does excellent sounds, not extra weird, and he's created a million asmr memes and trends.

[@snoopymochi562]

I feel like Marno is a sweetheart irl 🤗

[@BoWebb16]

0:42 I was preparing for a loud noise but it never came. I feel weird now. Thanks?

[@strinkfamily1940]

At least he wasn't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, right?

[@theescapingman4711]

Whats wrong with raid it's a pretty good game

[@rooster1610]

@@theescapingman4711 first of all, Raid is a shit game, but you're entitled to your opinion. What's annoying is the obnoxious amount of creators who get sponsored by it, all with a similar shitty script and promises that in the end have almost nothing to do with the boring and cash grabbing core of the game

[@strinkfamily1940]

@@theescapingman4711 I was referring to the amount of people who get sponsored by it, not the game itself

[@theescapingman4711]

@Jipple Ripple I'm pretty sure I was being sarcastic

[@theescapingman4711]

@@rooster1610 we get the memmo

[@babypatrick9707]

Best timestamp ever! 1:57 1:57 1:57 1:57

[@iamronaldo7764]

Play it at .025 and its a bullet shot

[@John.t206]

@@iamronaldo7764 more like a firework

[@sooksookasmr2659]

8:26 from this part it is so relaxing💕💕💕

[@ericprentice3032]

I have been struggling with massive anxiety for the past year, take meds and go to therapy. Found I have a lot of trouble sleeping and settling down. I watch this every other night and it helps the me the most out of everything I have tried and of all the videos I have watched/listened to so thank you.

[@haaskal1ntu]

"so what kind of a style are you going for?" *well you know that avatar guy...*

[@Undomaranel]

Awhile ago I got a crazy shonen style chop from him. I've been saving the day from those jerks at the other school since then using my non-magic magical abilities. If he's giving you the Airbender Treatment™ your powers should arrive within the week ;)

[@John.t206]

@@Undomaranel what

[@gameboinaz6946]

Bald?

[@redfear77]

@@John.t206 Search up the avatar the last airbender. It's a series.

[@brock3157]

Ah yes, downvote man

[@paigemurphy109]

3:27 Marno: Let me know if I'm being too rough Me: you're scratching my eyeballs out but it's ok

[@HippieChick_16]

LMAOO😂

[@isawsevenbirds]

Marno just casually sticking his thumbs directly into my eyeballs

[@claireeds0993]

So I've realized two things 1. This is my new favorite video of yours 10/10 man And 2. My new favorite sound 19:04

[@Taquito_666]

1:57 Me: blushes Alt title: a shave with the boys

[@0livep356]

Marno coming in clutch with that good content

[@VibeASMR]

Please inform the boys that me and my wife are now partaking in the dollar shave club.

[@VibeASMR]

@hey justin thanks bruh🤙

[@kaahdiva]

now i really feel like one of the boys. beautiful.

[@yamonous]

lily do you mean to tell me that you arent one of the boys? youre LUCKY i didnt catch you slackin on one of the videos for the boys

[@kaahdiva]

@@yamonous ops? 👀 you got me there

[@Megan-dg3do]

what’s better than this dudes being dUDES?

[@yamonous]

you guys are gonna spread cOOTIES if i see you on a video for the boys itll be time to scootch your boots or there will be a riot

[@irune8943]

Your last haircut video was a go to for sleep for a while, I’m so glad you made another one! It gives me both tingles and relaxation instead of just one of and I love it ❤️

[@indiepunkftw]

Totally saw Marno at 7-Eleven today. I wanted to say Hi cause it's the 2nd time I've seen him around but there's no cute way to say "Hey, I fall asleep to the sound of your voice from time-to-time, Nice to meet you!" lolll.

[@FrankoIsLucki]

@@hippo440 he is lying for internet points

[@indiepunkftw]

@@FrankoIsLucki lol normally you might be right, but this time I'm dead serious. He was wearing a long sleeved, crew neck blue cardigan and dark jeans with what appeared to be his equally attractive brunette girlfriend and they were directly in front of me. I didn't think it was him until I saw the wrist tattoo, multiple rings, and blue nail polish.

[@indiepunkftw]

@@FrankoIsLucki But because I'm not an entire creep, I'm not gonna give the address since if he wanted viewers to know where he lives - he would just tell y'all.

[@oliviaparkes4345]

Marno could shave me bald and I’d thank him for it

[@christina48961]

yes ma'am

[@SeaShark]

Every1 is scared to say that they dont like the haircut they got from the barber

[@Earl_of_York]

SeaShark I mean the man has a tendency to leave me bleeding cause WhY NoT? Like he trimming my beard here have a fuckin chin hole. I don’t think he means to do it but every time it happens

[@joshidk9879]

I brought you frankansins Thank you And i brought you mur Than- MURDER JUDES NO

[@kenzie9038]

Anyone else notice he seems more joyful in this vid?? Idk it’s like he’s carrying himself differently but it makes me happy to see ☺️ he deserves some peace and contentment in his life!! ❤️👌🏻

[@revolver8394]

Bro right before I was gonna watch this I was thinking "this dude sponsored by dollar shave club" but then was like nah he barely does any sponsors but here we are with ma man Marno getting his dollar shave club on. (Edit1: thx for the likes. Am glad to make people laugh.)

[@SophiaF3499]

Marno, I'm going to sleep now at the start of the video, please don't let me wake up bald

[@caseywilliams4033]

Did u wake up bald? 👀

[@rafaelrd9145]

Casey Williams shhhhh she stills sleeping

[@SophiaF3499]

@@caseywilliams4033 just woke up, I'm not bald but close, very short shave

[@KangaShiro]

🦟 watch out! A wild mosquito has appeared! Shes gonna stop you from sleeping...

[@notyourdaughter666]

Uh oh!! Now the mosquito bit you and now you have malaria and now you really can’t sleep! :^( better luck next time

[@WillH-ol8xq]

The sound of the razer slowly getting closer and then being taken away fast is so relaxing!!

[@molly9426]

marno with the razor: ⬅️➡️↗️↘️⬇️↖️⬆️↙️

[@SlayingPrince97]

Molly it’s the cheat code for a perfect cut lol

[@sidsmells]

SlayingPrince97 it also unlocks a rare Easter egg called “bleeding out”

[@bramlinssen6940]

@@SlayingPrince97 the komarno code

[@foundmebill9274]

Bram Linssen This is the most underrated comment I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[@solarsystemwulf96]

You have the perfect voice for ASMR. I also really like the way you layer sounds. My favorite!

[@sainya4503]

I can predict the future and I already know that this video is perfect

[@scottiegreene273]

3:18 “like... beefy strands of stromboli” *immediate regret*

[@dadsgirl99pr]

I read this comment literally when he said it in the video and I find that fascinating.

[@Jo-pe9uj]

DollarShaveClub is sponsoring EVERYONE wow... amazing

[@irune8943]

Best triggers to me 7:48 8:12 19:17 19:53 5:37 9:11 10:09 13:55 1:05 18:20

[@gameboinaz6946]

Everytime I click one, of those time stamps a ad comes on 😂

[@irune8943]

subscribe to me for no reason. 285 wasn’t intentional but at least we’re making him money lmao

[@Zwarsstheplayer]

9:11 😳

[@Angel-yb8ce]

10:08 Marno: 👀 👄 ✂️ Me: oh, Its okay Its not like my eyelashes and eyebrows were important or anything

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

Angel 14 more like: 🗿 ✂️

[@danas5846]

Julian Elgie LMFOADHZHFJ

[@bat5102]

15:29 marno: *casually shaves off your eyebrow*

[@mchamchi4296]

hahahaha

[@ShhheilaASMR]

i don't need expressions anyway

[@bat5102]

@@ShhheilaASMR ive always wanted to be an egg

[@ShhheilaASMR]

@@bat5102 i dunno, tofu is pretty tofu to beat!

[@bat5102]

@@ShhheilaASMR that was the last strawberry

[@asmrbleu6940]

this is my absolutely favorite style of video ❤️❤️ i love the hand sounds and hand movements around the camera

[@VeraExora]

ASMRtist: makes a video about haircuts or styling DSC: Son of a B*tch, I'm in

[@Kikibunny123]

Am I the only one that has no idea what dsc is.???

[@asmrbruhhh]

Kelsey martens dollar shave club lol, took me a second as well

[@Kikibunny123]

😅😅😅😅omg duh

[@ASMRMissMi]

Soooo relaxing! Thank you 🤩💛

[@jessicaernst8600]

Congrats on the sponsorship! Love a good shave. 🤷

[@effelero1786]

Its 2 am so you couldn't have found a better time chief

[@lacquerthinnerlarry4546]

Flear The flying bear what part of the world are u in

[@eggman6888]

Lacquer thinner Larry Europe probably

[@feliciatornlov2909]

Flear The flying bear same

[@nellaenni]

it’s three am and this was the perfect time to post, time to sleep!

[@alba236]

2am here but same :)

[@homomaggot]

4 am here it’s seriously the perfect time fr

[@Purplepentapus_]

Omg, the buzzy sound from the cutters is my favorite thing about going for a hair cut, it's so nice

[@Vendettaaa0]

I always wanted to shave shed my head but my mom doesn’t let me to, so I guess this is the closest that I’m going to get.

[@ShhheilaASMR]

live vicariously through this video!

[@definietlynotowl3607]

Mom can't stop you if the hairs already gone 😎 what's she going to do? Buy you a wig? Jokes on her, that's a free wig baybee

[@tonightsbigloser9975]

Assert dominance, shave her head

[@danas5846]

tonightsbigloser yes i approve.

[@phoonwax]

Shave all the heads

[@ab_hertz4071]

How can you put a massive smile on my face while doing a sponsorship ... you pure human ... thank you

[@jennifersteinhauer7521]

Congratulations on your sponsor!! What an awesome achievement!

[@sarah_sophie]

people commenting they’re going early to bed while i am over here am still awake at 2:20am

[@amybrown8785]

Europe friend?

[@AndreBabilaB]

Yay Europe

[@artisteuuu]

Sarah Sophie Yessss European friend !

[@wiggostromberg7259]

Rookie numbers

[@punkboi2688]

3:33 am let's do this

[@jobrown2272]

Marno: we want to keep your hair beefy... like beefy strands of Stromboli. Me: finally, a stylist who understands want I want

[@izzyhill8503]

Ahhhh, just in time, as always, marno!

[@krysimp.]

You know when you wince and shiver when you get your hair washed at the hair dressers, because the level of human contact you get is little to none.

[@eftihialydiaarbatsi4606]

Omg the shaving machine thing was PERFECT! Haven't had goosebumps from asmr for a very long time!

[@juliam5628]

Marno is the only male ASMR videos that i can handle! he is extraordinary, so relaxing!

[@felipperama3433]

Miss the nail polish BUT THIS VIDEO IS F***ING AWESOME! congrats on the sponsorship

[@Isak.Persson]

Aaaaa... now I want a protective grape cape 6:45

[@AceWolf456]

Oh, the layered sounds in the distance are a nice touch.

[@SirBorkAlot]

Best dollar shave club ad I have ever seen

[@Mythzz]

0:38 *"I don't. I want. I don't."* 😂

[@Hunter-ue4id]

With my glasses off at the moment, can't really see what's going on up there so just make it look neat and you get your 5 stars.

[@bethanyadkins4916]

I’d just like to say you’re one of my fave asmr youtubers. Only you could made an AD make me sleepy.

[@Demonkegman]

I always come back to this video. That shave foam is intense. (Tingly)

[@eueleorionojogodobicho8971]

At first I read “ASMR the slave and haircut” and I was very confused

[@thatlazguy]

I'd watch a slave getting a haircut ASMR, sounds entertaining

[@judsongarr9384]

ThatLazGuy what? No. That’s so racist.

[@memeygamer4381]

@@judsongarr9384 How the fuck is it racist???

[@IAmAleHi]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH CRYING

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

Judson Garr Jesus Christ dude. It’s not fucking racist. I hate people like u with no concept of racism. Racism is if you discriminate against a whole race or culture. So how ‘bout you fuck off with your fake ass racist bullshit and go learn a thing or two.

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Had to click as soon as the notification lit up my screen 🔥🔥

[@0darthbra0]

If you subscribed to the Dollar Shave Club would you have to change you’re KZbin username to simply ‘Whisperer ASMR ?’

[@tonygg5301]

those scissors are amazing and this is by far my favorite haircut roleplay

[@haphazardpanda5364]

Thanks boi! Really needed this to sleep tonight

[@soraya5274]

Hey Just here to say that you're amazing and you deserve many more subs!

[@blisterybrush86yomomma22]

Shave butter That’s a satisfying name

[@asmrtookie]

Feels good to be early Edit: 6:50 - 7:35 sounded good!

[@TheCityCatYT]

Some of the best tingles I’ve had in a while at 6:50

[@rrrRRR22237]

The comb and scissors combo are golden- many thanks

[@cahhdmus]

You're definitely one of the best asmrtists on KZbin, and also one of my favorites ❤️

[@UselessRambling]

As a hairdresser, this was the first haircut roleplay ASMR I actually got tingles from

[@piercebacon7463]

I literally love the asmr sponsored shit, imagine if Marno did a whole video of just sponsors in asmr

[@christianpernia7724]

Just in time ty for this.. 4:24 AM Qatar, Doha good night

[@MangoPulp5]

This is the tingliest video ever. My head is full of lovely tingles . Marno you are a genius 😊

[@happySmoke123]

Love you Marno..Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

[@Ellie-ex4sf]

this was perfect timing! thank you!!

[@mrturtle9477]

Thank you I want to take a nap and I need a asmr vid

[@michellem2921]

Those towel sounds 🔥 🔥🔥

[@asmrwanderer6874]

The clippers are so relaxing!!

[@Devine80]

I’m just here for the tingles, and this video did not disappoint at all.

[@notyourdaughter666]

Marno: **makes Christmas triggers for the boys** The girls: Awe man it’s not for us. :^( Marno: **Makes shaving triggers** The girls: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@aidenboyd6258]

Girls can be part of “the boys” if deemed worthy

[@thekrakenskrak4253]

“The Boys” isn’t a gendered thing

[@JStarSings17]

Love when he shaved my eyes, nose, and forehead

[@GermenglineseOne]

Ok 1. I started getting tingles just looking at the title and preview image on the notification 2. (possibly weird to say to an asmrtist but) you seem like a really nice person to hang out with

[@dejand.1761]

I don't even know why but the ad itself and how you explain things is very relaxing

[@miracleinsider]

This was obviously for us ladies, ladies. Finally our time has come.

[@lunarcat632]

you’re so good to your boys, love you bro 💜

[@HeartStealerSys]

0:38 "I don- I wan- I don't-" 'Have you ever had a dream that- that- you um, that you could-' [That one vine of the kid who had trouble forming a sentence] Same energy

[@tamarahcortezz]

THIS IS JUST WHAT I ASKED FOR CHRISTMAS

[@CinderDoesGaming]

Really enjoyed this video! Was super relaxing, had to watch it again cause I fell asleep halfway through, and have to make it to the end of the video. Very well done!❤️

[@cozymable6234]

Love this video Marno! I also would love to see you do another collab video some time because the ones you’ve done are so fun to watch and they still give me the ting tings! Have a wonderful day! 😄👍🏼

[@iamathenaaa]

love the towel sound!!! more of it next time please 🥺

[@pascualr9717]

I can literally hear the next customer sitting waiting for this ‘experience’

[@dawidbogda2971]

Just trying to fall asleep🥰 Thank u for new videooo😅😅