ASMR ✈ The Tingliest Customs & Border Protection In The World ✈ *Roleplay*

ASMR ✈ The Tingliest Customs & Border Protection In The World ✈ Roleplay
This roleplay was requested by one of our fans. We hope you like and enjoy this awesome ASMR idea :)
(Fe)MaleASMR
/ femaleasmr

[@Foreistix]

the horse shoe when it detects something..."NEHHHHHHHH"

[@orsythia]

Foreistix 2013 lmfao

[@neetlikereallyneet9103]

You beautiful being... Never make a pun again-

[@gabrielleannesi3677]

I just lost it at this comment😂😂

[@ziepex7009]

Foreistix 2013 lmao

[@Kim-co5kb]

Thanks for making me laugh 😂

[@WowoTheWizard]

If the dude grew just a mustache he could pull off a great Ron Swanson

[@Malkumecks]

MrNintendoGod por favor y gracias

[@afrivolouspursuit3147]

MrNintendoGod No one but Ron can pull off Ron

[@neetlikereallyneet9103]

thisissparta man agreed, no one can imitate the god of voices (you know, besides Morgan Freeman, he's the only one with a better voice)

[@foodvideosonly2848]

Did anyone notice but at 6:28 it was a piece of drawing 😂😂😂😂 I was dead at that time imagine actually doing that in real life just giving airport security a piece of drawing in black like if you agree

[@ifbadwhypretty]

This is why you should always get to the airport 2 hours before your flight... 😂

[@lewisbennett8647]

20 minutes in "Ma'am they are boarding the plane please can you hurry up" 2 minutes later : "Aaaaand it's gone"

[@dking657]

3:45 You forgot to check on his head

[@161cjl]

he has short hair, what is he gonna hide .. sand?

[@dking657]

@@161cjl Who knows?

[@dalemartin7886]

If the TSA agents looked like her I would willingly volunteer for a thorough pat down.

[@betsyramirez6305]

Muy buenos soy su fan este video es uno de varios países que me encantan sigan con mucho éxito

[@momo-df3ti]

Le petit signe au début m'a fait beaucoup rire 😂

[@therealMFfeelyaheard]

You guys are awesome

[@qingsquadch.4424]

Plot twist : He missed his flight.

[@7llininthedream]

David Jandrey plot twist: there is no plot twist

[@scarykirby4763]

I'm guessing there just dating like bf and gf or is that a negative

[@helenabillie1143]

Scary Kirby whut

[@ziepex7009]

LY Empire LOL!!

[@ziepex7009]

David Jandrey LOL

[@xStanDaOmegax]

I would pay to see these bloopers

[@Danor00]

xStan Da Omegax Why..........

[@theSilentPartner07]

"Sir, I can't let you on this plane. You packed all this random garbage and no clothes."

[@clemrose9720]

😂

[@provrr]

Ikr, what was in those little bottles? 😂

[@frenchfries6402]

Thought he would lock a cable tie aswell😂😂

[@CerebralAptitude]

That's some funny shit. lol

[@paulvelazquez9202]

Maybe they're in those little bottles

[@laurenyork6095]

This video was the bomb! wait no NO I DIDN'T MEAN -

[@Hunlover123601]

Lauren York *giggles*

[@ChildofGodforevr]

Lauren York u know u can’t say the B word online, you’ll have 200 fbi at your door

[@exriptic9566]

FBI OPEN UP. WAIT WA- BOOM

[@anakinskywalker7379]

FBI open up

[@ziepex7009]

Lauren York WOOOOOP WOOOP IS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE WOOOOP WOOP DAS DA SOUND OF DA *boom*

[@gc9362]

No wonder the line is so long for security, they’re spending 20 minutes a person!

[@criedwolf9554]

Gabriel C Gotta be safe.

[@Elizabeth-us3pi]

I love in Ireland so cheers

[@sarahhchristina]

Well, if he didn't bring tea and beans and viles of oil, we would get through security a little faster!

[@Boen2000]

The dreaded TSA horseshoe patdown. I hate when that happens.

[@bluemoon9501]

Boen2000 😂😂😂

[@spasticpug5209]

They just throw a horseshoe at you and if you don't passout you get to get 10% off

[@kvol1668]

That's how they got my uncle

[@LucasClaunch]

Boen2000 this man has cat food pill for days and a bag of beans in his travel bag he has more important things to do than go through the fucking horshoe gauntlet😂😂

[@JasonSmith-vn9wp]

Yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@larakaiiser]

10:04 [roughly translated] "This is a jacket for a woman. Did you buy it for someone [as a present]?" "This is my jacket. I carry it with me as an emergency jacket." How do they not laugh while filming this?

[@jesamasja]

The argument is too strong

[@SOSAYALLOFME]

Did either of them say "Pardon? "

[@caseysawyer6081]

I love the look of those new metal detectors

[@christinestjohn1911]

*runs horseshoe over bulge* *beepbeepbeep* ...😓 "Sir i can't let you on the plane..."

[@muhammadsaleemakhtar9484]

Christine St John hi add me in your Facebook

[@muhammadsaleemakhtar9484]

Christine St John hi add me in your Facebook

[@angiee33]

hi add me in your Facebook

[@scarykirby4763]

Muhammad Saleem Akhtar what are u trying to do find a hot chick to be your babe some girls are probably part of the lgbt community

[@uh.itstia]

Lmaoo!

[@bp9644]

I'll bet this airport is really, really slow! Lol!

[@rootytootymcshooty9568]

B Paul well if the metal detector is a horse shoe then I would say yes

[@jesusgarcia733]

B Paul Aren’t they all...😂

[@GABRIELADAWSON]

B Paul Alot of people would miss their Flights lol.

[@jespersliedrecht4563]

I see you down there *KSSSSH* “this is your captain speaking, our flight will be delayed by 5 more hours because nobody has made it though the security check yet. thanks for flying with us. have a safe trip.” *KSSSHHHH*

[@MalaysianAviator737-8]

One flight everyday

[@tkzsfen]

i lost it at the horse shoe :D

[@jaimechavez-tb4nb]

tkzsfen I did too I was cracking up

[@WowoTheWizard]

How you two pull off filming this without laughing once is impressive in and of itself. Great video guys!

[@ahmad-abo_abdo]

I think they practicing before filming any video

[@levisenpai124]

It is a thing called EDIT!it s a magic thing that you can do on your pc! By using magic you can cat off the parts that you don t want to show up in the video!!SHOCKER isn t it?!

[@razvanluca8853]

@@levisenpai124 =))) nu stiam ca mai sunt romani pe aici

[@levisenpai124]

Lol wtf :))

[@thg532]

@@levisenpai124 jmecherie

[@pleepish]

You two are brilliant. The creativity of your channel is unlike any other.

[@nyhyl]

Devon Nicole E.R.

[@FeMaleASMR]

We really appreciate that, thank you very much:)

[@chiron0948]

So true

[@cuboidmonkey3724]

@@FeMaleASMR your vids are amazing and this is my fav

[@zykotic6649]

I’m telling you guys this is the highest level security I’ve seen at an airport. She’s got a high tech horseshoe that can detect metal.

[@mindofluks9117]

0:00 "come here u dumb fuck" just kidding ly

[@pissshocktrooper6830]

Im GRVTY ayyy lmao

[@PinkVodkaMusic]

Lok I rewinded that part 20 times after reading this lol

[@Black_Star_Racer]

hahahahahahahaha I was thinking the same thing "YES!!!!! its recording"

[@FeMaleASMR]

:D

[@reveahlem3226]

omg hahahaha, that was too funny:'D

[@SiSaMej]

She should do clothing haul .I like her style.

[@olegigorevichp.669]

She didnt apologize for her sandwich breath

[@mke_lil8pe395]

y’all complaining bout him missing his flight ✈️ but TSA rly be taking this long. that’s why ur parents insisted on leaving at 6am for a 12pm flight 💀

[@cedent.6909]

😂😂u got that right but fr we be leaving at 4am the day b4 the flight

[@prettylucky33]

I love the guys voice. It's so soothing. I legit could just listen to him talk all day & i have no clue what they're saying lol

[@jordantschetter794]

I do though because I am German. They're speaking deutsch.

[@ellispoo44]

His eyes are open

[@jzu907]

and????

[@faeridust624]

It must have been horrid for him to open his eyes

[@ziepex7009]

Scott Merrell No way Really??? OMG IT IS TRUE!!!

[@Shannon_Lynn]

Yay! My favorite ASMR team! I love that you all do "real person" ASMR...it's the BEST!

[@muhammadsaleemakhtar9484]

Hi I'm Shannon hi Shannon I'm saleem

[@muhammadsaleemakhtar9484]

Hi I'm Shannon how are you

[@shannonmason9025]

Hi I'm Shannon I'm shannon lol

[@fllisbet3073]

Да, да, ты наконец-то нашёл русский коммент. 🎉🎊

[@АлексейТимирязев-д1ж]

И что дальше? Лаки тебе наставят думаешь?

[@fllisbet3073]

@@АлексейТимирязев-д1ж Что хочу, то и пишу.Тебя совершенно это не касается !

[@АлексейТимирязев-д1ж]

@@fllisbet3073 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[@fllisbet3073]

@@АлексейТимирязев-д1ж что ответить нечего больше?

[@Bigshot52390inc]

Another crazy idea that is executed to perfection!

[@crenner07]

TSA would never actually fold the towel back up. It would just be shoved back in the suitcase. If you were lucky enough for it to actually make it back into the suitcase. I once lost a shoe. Not both, just one. I packed two, was at the resort with two, left the resort with two, came home to one shoe and a “searched by TSA” placard.

[@XxBREWxX]

crenner07 was it in a Minneapolis airport? Every time I leave that place my suitcase is destroyed and things missing. They also like to snap the zippers off even though the suitcase is not even locked. A-holes.

[@GameFlunkie]

I was like "if that horse shoe beeps..." proceeded t9 laugh hysterically, love the content as always.

[@RhayaderGoesToTown]

"Sir, that is not a boarding pass, it's an electricity bill"

[@MadekPL]

Are they married? Or this is worst friendzone ever? :P

[@RD-vh8ep]

Literally saw this outfit she was wearing and was inspired to buy almost the same one last weekend. Love her clothes!

[@biwamasa]

Gotta love TSA. The Takes Shit Away agency.

[@johnceba1984]

Just wanted to say good one bud

[@daisydesvlogs6392]

This was good 😂

[@adriana4565]

Herzlichen Glückwunsch.... Du hast einen deutschen Kommentar gefunden 😂 👇Wer kann auch deutsch

[@Poopieheadman]

Deine krebsmutter

[@Fear-Films]

Duncan Lemberg 😂 🤣😅

[@adriana4565]

@@Poopieheadman frag dein Vater die sehen sich eh oft

[@Poopieheadman]

@@adriana4565 ich kann keine deutsch große schwanz

[@madsjensen3676]

Zwei große bier danke. (Ich komme auf Denmark)

[@EugenioIachetta]

She's beautiful... He a little less... But both do fantastic videos!!!

[@Christianjanicki]

Wow awesome video this is excellent

[@starofjustice1]

ikr???! (falls asleep so hard from watching it)

[@christopherkane4971]

So unusal, but this makes this channel so great.

[@SergioBecerraII]

I have a new idea for a new video: how about doing the Alexander technique to help with sitting posture correctly.

[@catsislife4449]

I’m French. At school I learn deutsche. And I understand. I love this language

[@iiiiii1353]

Cats Is life Tu fais Allemand ? C’est étrange la vidéo est issue d’un chaîne américaine et non allemande ?

[@iiiiii1353]

Ah non enfaite j’ai rien dis 😉

[@Nina-gn4rf]

Searching for a reason, why Germans learn French and French people learn German...

[@_3leonora___]

Im italian, i learned french in middle school and now im lerning german ahaha

[@noemiecriaud2]

Cats Is life oh yes ! Des français ! Je me sentais seule 😂

[@k3ndallm]

I wonder where he’s going with one shirt and a jacket 😂

[@jupooh62]

Jail

[@demmiwhite]

And 2 belts! 3 including the one he was already wearing 😂

[@TheGreenDee]

Your roleplays are always perfect 😊👌

[@FeMaleASMR]

Thank you very much:)

[@kpopbtsoga]

00:00 go 😂🤣😂😑

[@danielscholtz2780]

3 years old and I'm still watching it. This is one of your best videos. Do more stuff like this please 🥺

[@psychoshawk1984]

Könnt ihr solch ein Video aktuell nochmal erstellen. Schön wäre auch ein reines Metall Detektor Video

[@FeMaleASMR]

Haben wir auch schon überlegt. Wir schauen mal 😉

[@psychoshawk1984]

@@FeMaleASMR cool, danke.

[@pattisantita]

You must go three days before instead of three hours before.

[@marlattmotos]

The pill sounds that start at 7:13 are the only thing I have found that really give me tingles for the past couple months so I tend to come back to this video just for the clip. If you guys could do a whole 15 or so minute video on just those sounds I'd love you forever

[@kassidilla.12]

Marlatt Motos try finding a pharmacist roleplay that might be good!! im not sure if anyone has one but it cant hurt to try!!

[@fazeadrian3496]

He’s packin

[@izzy9822]

Did any body else see the glitch at the top right at 6:26

[@keinwitz7584]

Bei na halben Stunden Security Check ist das Flugzeug mindestens so sicher wie die Hundert Meter lange Schlange ! 😂

[@dervondenyterdiebegusungin498]

Adolf Witzler haha junge :D

[@katelynndaniels7614]

He’s packing bro 😳👀 Edit: That pun was not intended

[@mr_gloomiea8562]

jeeeesus XD

[@FrozenSurf]

He appears to be concealing a dad bod

[@CerebralAptitude]

She smelled 6 bottles with poison.and 3 days later she died. It's so sad and he is under investigation also for having nothing but garbage in his suitcase.

[@katielouise868]

Am I the only one that’s shook by how much weight he’s lost in later videos? I mean I know it’s not that much realistically and he is fiiine either way but it’s weird when you’re having a video marathon in jumbled orders.

[@ryanjones9498]

He’s got the biggest bulge I’ve ever seen

[@agentmasterson4382]

Fantastic video 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@agentmasterson4382]

Thx

[@tom.iik._2199]

🎈🎈

[@MichalCicheckiAqua]

you are fantastic asmr team

[@michaelavolfova3696]

OMG I love how her hair is basically matching with her clothes!! ❤❤ Nice Vid! :)

[@KritiChaudharyy]

Lucky are those who discovered this channel🎉

[@alexandriawilliams3224]

Ah I see you have 2 belts to hold up your towel

[@MrTamiller07]

There are two types of people here... those that literally went "Yaaassss" outloud when this showed up. And liars. I ain't no liar.

[@MrTamiller07]

Also, there is nothing else on this planet that tests my patience more than the Jawzrsize commerical. Nothing.

[@Cierajewel]

MrTamiller07 I wish I could favorite this comment 👌🏾😂

[@jok3r906]

MrTamiller07 Not a liar here Just been busy af and couldn't watch right away Yelled Yasss when I saw they uploaded out loud at work, and everyone thought I was drugs

[@illusioNery]

MrTamiller07 You yelled “yaaaas”? Uuuuugh...gross

[@mindyahbusinessforreal3084]

Legends has it he still trying to get on his flight ✈️

[@lenapauline8634]

u guys have done it again! i'm leaving from florida tomorrow to move to ireland, and i definitely have allllllll the anxiety about the airport. 😩 but this will help me keep me sane for now. 💗✨

[@amylilian7934]

Lena Pauline I live in Ireland:) have lived here for the last ten years! Great but cold haha.. you’ll be fine in the airport don’t worry!! 💕

[@lenapauline8634]

Amyy Lilian aw thanks so much, hun!! i don't think i'm ready for the coldness quite yet either haha. but i'm so excited... just a few hours away at this point! 😬😬😬

[@ilovejessiedog]

Welcome to Ireland! Hope your travel went well ☺

[@lenapauline8634]

Laura Lee after a handful of stops n layovers, i made it! i get to freeze to death in this cold (for me) weather, next to my man. what more could i ask for. 😂

[@AlanaTheBoom]

Wow big move...hope you are finding Ireland is just like home x

[@keppan_butter]

4:14 "Держи"?

[@premiumroyaltyfreemusic4682]

Ахахаха

[@Fear-Films]

Bitte schön she says

[@SarahKellett]

so much tingles. I was thinking that if this was a real situation in America, everything would have been taken off him or out of his pockets. TSA would have been pissed off after the 2nd time for sure.

[@enderslot467]

a horseshoe?....thats 25th century technology right there mates

[@Маруся-ж7л]

Ребята обожаю вас!!! Вы такие классные!!! Очень люблю звук стекла, бумаги, когда крышка откручивается и открывается. А еще когда пишут что то. И когда все это максимально натурально!) так мурашечно!

[@possesed7]

Мария Матульян I'll translate - guys I love you! You are so cool! I adore the song of glass, paper, sound of turning a lid on off, also sound of writing. Specially when it's kinda natural, gives goosebumps

[@rootytootymcshooty9568]

Remember , no russian

[@fynn2315]

Joa da kann ich nur zustimmen

[@disturbedlovergirl8965]

can you do something like this again, loved this video, doctors visit, massage one please, stay safe :)

[@laurenyork6095]

My favorite memory of this video is of the first time I ever watched it. Instantly a fave. I was literally nodding off from the tingles. When she asked, "Das ist tea?" I jumped a bit because I understood it. My immediate reaction was, holy shit, either she just spoke in English or I'm so tired that I suddenly speak German. Took me a few minutes to realize the two just sound exactly alike.

[@annabalensiefen4439]

@@uh.itstia jup :)

[@VALENTINAUSEFUL]

Смотрю в 2020❤

[@ElenaFilatovaa]

2021

[@Davinia77]

A minute into the video and so many tingles

[@XxBREWxX]

I want to know where this guy was going that required him to bring a towel, drill bits and empty eye dropper bottles? 🤔

[@cha_zouzou]

Conclusion: So, I missed my flight like 2 hours ago

[@illusioNery]

Typical TSA agents with their beeping horseshoe metal detectors and their 20 minute pat down and checking per person

[@arabellathornton9386]

The only thing I hate about this when it ends

[@SylveonDreamer]

I love this so much already, two minutes in and I am full of tingles! This just broke my immunity. Awesome job as always! :)

[@diamatti_red]

I don't know why, but "search procedures" are the best .. more, pleeease

[@kilesgacha8859]

●-●

[@Clxys-ni6uh]

Before I thought that was an actual metel detector until I looked a bit closer it was a horse shoe hahaha

[@matthewwoelfle5533]

Was I the only one waiting for him to pull out a cucumber wrapped in tin foil?

[@katkrause679]

Spinal tap!

[@ieatjichu4296]

Yes-

[@mr_gloomiea8562]

yaas

[@ShivaSharma-wg1wb]

I wish that the security checks were like this in airports

[@katieash2312]

The outfit she has on is adorable

[@thousandsoul9046]

Okay the horseshoe had me spittin milk when I heard it ding

[@fandothefox3647]

When u can’t search the pockets of people’s jacket But u can open anything in the luggage and take things out, mess up things, smell medicine and rub ur fingers in containers

[@narikshakh753]

Omg 😮 👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🤤🤤🤤

[@__xlla__2739]

Narik Shakh are you a Shawol ????

[@narikshakh753]

Army 78 🤔🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽😈

[@tisp27]

The lady doing the search is so hot ( with all due respect )

[@cuboidmonkey3724]

To everyone who dislikes this video you where probably asleep and clicked dislike instead if like so check your like button to make sure it's blue

[@alexejalexeev4867]

alle nur mit Lufthansa fliegen. im ernst.

[@Riahmoemoe98]

I hope you were acting rude. Because the TSA people are always rude lol. So Imma go watch now.

[@abdullahsajjad1519]

More of 7:53

[@sergeygorobets2531]

20 min for one passenger??? It will be a very LONG flight.

[@Ant_111]

The guy is checking his own stuff The guy, I bet I have a bomb even though I know I didn't

[@johnsnake7892]

Einfach nur Englische Kommentare unter nem Video auf deutsch

[@Mimi.lwe_]

Beste Rechnung

[@נאסטיאקאלין]

привет что-ль🗿 hi something 🗿

[@webcrawler9782]

"Ja die Viagra Dose ist halb leer, war ne ganz schön anstrengende Geschäftsreise in Thailand" *hust*

[@gerbindlx4375]

hahahahha XD

[@nickthomas8409]

Web crawler I don’t get it

[@Jeremiah90526]

+Grow Taller He had a lot of cash spent on, ahem, "Personal Attention" in Thailand. Hence why the Viagra Bottle is half empty.

[@melodylpsproductions8835]

Web crawler XD

[@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21]

Mal andere deutsche auf asmr Videos zu sehen

[@audrey8353]

Tsa once took my knitting away and threw it out