ASMR: Tony Still Wants His Money (Part II): Mobster Debt Collector

You failed yet again to acquire the money you owe Tony. Vinny has returned in order to carry out the terms agreed upon...
Part I: • ASMR: Role Play - Tony...
Fun Fact: I am not wearing pants in this video.
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Twitter: / asmrnode

[@frankierodhjsbsjsjsj8991]

"Why do I keep getting a syntax error" ME DURING FINALS

[@youtubeapp865]

Sameeee😂

[@kaidenvan6304]

Ha. Found the comp-sci student

[@devine5902]

Kaide V. They are so annoying 🤮

[@woiigaming1933]

@@kaidenvan6304 B.

[@bruhman2089]

@@devine5902 ok and

[@Exjbbkf]

This is what happens if you don't leave a tip at an Italian restaurant.

[@davidhatcher7016]

no

[@michaelspain7120]

Exjbbkf0129 yes

[@Fox_961]

I have given the hundredth like

[@sterloseven1626]

smick I don’t think he speaks Italian

[@kaileyramirez6425]

Exjbbkf0129 BRUH😂😂😂

[@taylorcash880]

"You owe him 2 million dollars.. actually you owe him 57 dollars, still it's a lot of money tho" 😂😂

[@kisque9904]

That made me imagine that he is saying that for intimidation.

[@vanessagr922]

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[@vanessagr922]

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[@vanessagr922]

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[@vanessagr922]

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[@bliao14]

"divide by zero, why am I getting a syntax error?"

[@choefaith]

Vinny: *stabs me* Me: this is so relaxing

[@ASMRdust]

Chloe Faith ahhaha

[@choefaith]

i posted this 1 minute in and fell asleep before the end i still have no idea how it ends?????

[@El_Wiwo]

cristian garcia She never said that's what happened, "u lil bitch"

[@zer0gravityx196]

I'm glad you're alive I actually thought if you fell asleep you would die

[@zacht5236]

W1stfulK1tten1 12 year old white knight

[@Kiki-wf4bj]

I ain't never paying tony back if you keep visiting 😂

[@theroyalcourt8225]

Cosima HAMPTON Ayyyyy

[@esmeedebruin4660]

Robbie is that you

[@VincentArbatreal]

Esmée de Bruin lol gravity falls?

[@josephrice7917]

Cosima HAMPTON "well I work for the guy that works for tony so give him back his money (No jk) /\ | | | | | | -------- | | | | --

[@kiwajimasurfclub3623]

That's a double negative. You are saying I am not never stopping. :/

[@jwinklz]

"Dats a Calculator" Me - Oh shit I forgot

[@oliviaturner4658]

Lol

[@aguilarcruzwilliamalejandr1568]

Vinny is Athletic Vinny is smart Vinny is cool Vinny is clean Vinny is a great artist But vinny is not good with the math

[@brandyellenmoore]

Vinny is smart...be like vinny 😆

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@brandyellenmoore no

[@kaileyramirez6425]

😂

[@random-tea5363]

Wit *da* math

[@vendel6913]

Are you sure about that

[@tobblesmash6193]

Oh gee, nothing relaxes me more than debt

[@davidhatcher7016]

Why?

[@drivernephi170]

David hatcher Because its like sleeping with rain pouring

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@drivernephi170 relaxing white noise

[@brandyellenmoore]

Lmao

[@alexguajardo7074]

@@davidhatcher7016 oh boy you must find the real world real relaxing

[@kristinbuhrow2942]

Lol, I have a picture ad under this video that reads "Can't pay--won't pay! Is your debtor laughing at you? Have the last laugh today!"

[@falconandthemoon]

Kristin Buhrow 😂🤣

[@nathang9034]

Kristin Buhrow lol, the messed up math thing messed it up lol

[@karamellithemelonprotogen5949]

Imagine in real life some hard ass mob boss comes up and threatens you with asmr and just brushes your face for ten minutes.

[@lindathetford3776]

OMG I'M CRYING 😂😂😂😂

[@antoninonapoli5085]

Terrifying

[@nobody-go3cz]

I'd do crimes with the mob if that's the case

[@gunnersbadchild]

Jokes on them when you a professional and watcher 😂

[@guitarfliud10]

On the real, think about how actually scary that would be. Because you’d always be thinking he’s going to do worse because he’s obviously a psycho

[@Reyrocksall]

"J stands for jam. Which is what you're in." Had me laughing mid falling asleep

[@rappinggrammy101]

Get Tony his money 2k17

[@Limestone_Wolf]

Eliza Aweke Windy city DLC when

[@alyailithyia]

Comment made my day xD

[@goose4310]

#FREETONY

[@bobbysmiles244]

#Tony2012

[@josephrice7917]

Eliza Aweke 💰 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 this good enough?

[@bySNEEK]

"U owe tony 2 million ..." "My bad u owe tony $57" 😂😂💀

[@Seperatated]

Valid 3:45

[@pilotintraining2391]

Good comedian but horrible accountant 🤓

[@mazeshadowlifter6388]

ünknown I had a heart attack even though I know it isn't real, I was like "*almost* 20 dollars was bad in the first one, now Vinny is gonna shoot me"

[@sensei9115]

Saw this tumblr post, "You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed" and immediately had to come here because it was all I could think about. *Vinny, from under the bed* "Woah, there's a lotta stuff under here. Das a calculator."

[@xxusagimodokixx7430]

k. Lynnn Lmfao 😂😂😂 Omg that last part was great

[@mazeshadowlifter6388]

k. Lynnn Oh my god that's true, I haven't thought about that post in years

[@sagescorner256]

k. Lynnn THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@melodiczombie]

That made me laugh so much omg

[@r3altiny442]

k. Lynnn BROTHER I FOUND YOU!!!

[@Daniel-bg2pc]

Me expecting 3000$ Him: 19.99$ dats ALOT of money

[@mitsukothegoat898]

I mean with these gas prices nowadays, that is a lot of money. Can’t be giving out this money all willy nilly

[@SimonNevens]

"you owe tony $57, still das a lot of money" why is this literally me omg

[@nickisom471]

I imagine tony is some elementary kid, who somehow has highschool kids working for him

[@AV-ff4hr]

Well that's funny

[@justnick200]

"that's a calculator" whoa tECHNOLOGY

[@packlee6695]

Senity sir, your face is technology.

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@packlee6695 how so?

[@kidchroma4730]

* dahs a calculadah

[@alexguajardo7074]

@@kidchroma4730 dahs a lot a money

[@grantchambers3241]

all over a damn canoli

[@AsmrNode]

Not just any cannoli... The LAST cannoli...

[@grantchambers3241]

ASMR Node you're the best😂😂

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Greater men have died for lesser pastries

[@zeddy2284]

@@TrollHiddenCave lool

[@AV-ff4hr]

@@TrollHiddenCave and women

[@MrYenip]

"That's a calculator" really I thought it was chicken and cheese burrito.

[@chty0426]

MrYenip that actually sounds delicious right about now

[@mattsmith457]

>tfw someone steals your comment

[@wolfy1164]

It's a banana dumbass xD

[@MrYenip]

AbbiTheWolf it's not my fault that a banana conveniently looked like a tasty chicken and cheese burrito!

[@TheGame28887]

MrYenip do you clearly not understand it's a transformer

[@sensei9115]

I missed Vinny so much. He was always so real, telling me exactly what a calculator was, and here he is again... I can't believe das a calculatah.

[@davidhatcher7016]

lololololel

[@luckyluke552]

Did some math; Tony works with an monthly interest percentage of 13.99 percent, taking that the debt increased by $37.01 in a period of 8 months... Yeah, I'm fun at party's.

[@baby-ym8fq]

Lucky Luke damn

[@jakebronoske9935]

r/iamverysmart

[@hb6839]

Parties*... I had to

[@maddenxpro6034]

Das a lot of damage

[@ismeraisebastian6378]

That last sentence made me sad.

[@sparks4384]

He kinda sounds like Adam Sandler when he does the accent

[@SideStrafed]

GD Sparks He does LMAOOOO

[@stavrilia3712]

OMG YESS

[@dumpsterfire7935]

He lowkey does lol

[@totalback7302]

Your right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bellamelvina66]

Yaasss

[@Jasondoestv]

Vinny: *pulls out gun* "I'm just kidding I wouldn't use that." Me: "Son of a bitch nothing can be easy with you can it?!"

[@windex9248]

Zombie your a damn zombie you wouldn't even of felt it

[@falalalala385]

Vinny using the calculator is LITERALLY me in pre-cal. "Why do I keep gettin' this syntax error?" 😂

[@jr-wn9yf]

Laura Gaara that shit gets annoying as fuck

[@lukethomas1740]

the fuck is a pre cal

[@falalalala385]

Luke Thomas are you a middle schooler? It's a math class

[@lukethomas1740]

the fuck is a middle schooler?

[@quickcovers1126]

Laura Gaara that's kind of offensive, I was in 4th grade and knew what calculus was. A calculus problem looks like fucking Korean 😂😂

[@Zee-ov1eb]

He attracc He a snacc But most importantly... Tony wants his money bacc.

[@nobody-go3cz]

Why does that work so well

[@themorfia3988]

And he dont do math

[@CreativeCalmASMR]

Just came across this now - literally dying at this, so great to see some humour put in the ASMR - love ❤️👍🏼

[@AsmrNode]

Thank you! :)

[@xDEUCEx35]

Mobster - "you owe tony 2 million" Me - "jaw drops" Mobster - " wait i mean $57" Me - "jaw drops"

[@stephaniem9903]

xDEUCEx35 THASS A LOTTA MONEY

[@AsmrNode]

😂 Same tho

[@GrumpyStormtrooper]

I don't know what you're doing with all that money and I'm not gonna ask. But that's a lot of money.

[@Patrick.Star.767]

xDEUCEx35 Relatable😂 except without all that money owed

[@josephrice7917]

xDEUCEx35 lol

[@assassin4231]

Stories with Vinny would be a pretty amazing series.

[@anonymous-ld6mp]

Timestamps 0:00 -1:54 Intro 1:54 - 4:27 Calculator (Pressing Buttons, Rambling) 4:27 - 5:17 Tapping "Hard Drive" (Im pretty sure its a portable charger, I might be wrong) 5:17 - 6:18 Rambling 6:18 - 10:35 Tapping on Wooden J, Very Tingly!!!!!!!! 10:35 - 16:08 Brings Out The Brush (Brushing face and counting) 16:08 - 20:59 The Story Of How Uncle Joey Lost His Arm (Dont worry they got the cannoli) Whispering 20:59 - 22:37 Re-Tying Tie 22:37 - End Outro I hope this helped! This is my first time doing time stamps so please dont be too harsh! Like if you want to!

[@ryanswrld6840]

TTV Fitz tyyy

[@anonymous-ld6mp]

That one Disturbed kid no problem! i love making timestamps

[@kinleerhodes2156]

Thanks :D

[@speakingofriri8697]

"You should've seen the look on your face." Lol my face was resting like a bitch

[@chaboinki.]

Legend says that this man's jawline can cut though steel

[@DykaBites]

Chaboinki but look at those cheekbones...

[@Punchadragon]

Chaboinki Thejawline27

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@user-ev6hr9bm4r oh ✌

[@TheDennys21]

Steel beams?

[@sailorika4641]

I was wondering when you would come back to get your money.

[@jojojojoba6324]

SupaDaBloopa // SDB 😂

[@pewdiepiep1444]

+JapFish True

[@jxdeft]

Lol when you ask "are you still awake" sounds like my friends when we ask each other that at 3 A.M.

[@hardjuan2587]

What if someone actually dies watching this whole video?

[@AsmrNode]

Then I've probably got a lawsuit on my hands lmao

[@CreamyAlbafica]

ASMR Node LOL

[@danielmichaellister4625]

ASMR Node I died watching this video

[@emraldgamer7125]

I died *IN 1876*

[@uhhcallmejefe]

Calm the fuck down it’s 24 minutes

[@spacemoon56]

Plot twist, Tony bomboni is the mafia leader

[@El_Wiwo]

I can just imagine that, idk why but this comment made me die

[@AsmrNode]

Lol That would be hilarious! 😂

[@thnksfrthdnkmms1069]

Pains me that nobody knows Tony from the Sopranos...

[@ebell1960]

ThnksFrThDnkMms That's not an intentional reference though, Node said he picked to name at random in another comment

[@wveso]

Tony Bomboni has a debt collector now?

[@Anna-loves-you]

wves I would love these two to do a collab video

[@wveso]

shanedog007 fuck outta here with that homophobia man

[@TheDennys21]

wves Hes from Macedonia,you know how the Mafia is over there.

[@FallenTrinty]

Hive minded That would be interesting to say the least but Node would have to be like "enough of your shit Tony. Can you just lemme do my job that you paid me for huh? What's da madda wit jou?"

[@tepsan]

loooooool

[@alliebawdon9550]

" "J" stands for "Jam" which is what you're in." Dead

[@unwantedcucumber5672]

. FUN FACT: he's not wearing pants... read the frickin description...

[@navocily]

No reported comment

[@vlcice5]

Was he wearing undies or was he butt naked, that's the question here. :D

[@rheannonf4347]

"divide by zero" 😂

[@faithv127]

"aren't you dying yet? i dont know what this... usually this works" that made me laugh 😂

[@abrarshahid7509]

"and.. divided by zero" I expected him to say "You now owe Tony infinite amount of money"

[@beanz4daze812]

gotta love the confidence “this is the most essential trigger you gonna get tingles till you die” on every new trigger

[@PoppynRye]

"J stands for jam, which is what you're in"

[@NyxSpirit]

"This isn't going to end well." I beg to differ. At least I "died" happy.

[@sugarcookie9192]

lBluePrintl "i begged a differ"

[@El_Wiwo]

moon fawn Wut

[@Benhall01]

lBluePrintl "I begged a differ"

[@lukethomas1740]

I degged a biffer

[@NyxSpirit]

Umm okay? lol

[@s0.gno.-]

"We're gonna brush you and ah.. you're gonna get tingles... till you die so " Me: *gasp*

[@jeffr4036]

You needed to say "cannoli" at least 21 TIMES to tell how your uncle lost his arm! Great video btw

[@kellys.2633]

Loll as a native south Brooklynite I have to say you did the voice pretty spot on. Can't say the mobsters down here would whip out a calculator rather then a baseball bat, but the accent was so good haha

[@imsecretlyataco6795]

"Fun Fact: I am not wearing pants in this video."~ASMRNode, 2017 Greatest fun fact ever.

[@TrekkerLLAP]

The funnest fact~

[@samantarizzi248]

I'm secretly a Taco Leaving all to my imagination... :)))

[@lamawama]

He asks “ Are you dying yet?” 😂

[@TedNebraski]

Do you play music instruments? Vinnie: Yes I play the J.

[@e4rth2aly]

Dude, this knocked me out for 4 hours. I was trying to take a 30 min nap 💀

[@guitarfliud10]

😂😂😂 as you should 👏🏽👏🏽

[@yasmine3989]

you would be great in a Danny Zuko roleplay

[@sully2932]

Yasmine omg I just said that too!

[@madiichan1486]

Yasmine PLEASE. PLEASE FOR HE LOVE OF GOD.

[@christrujillo708]

Yasmine you would be great in someone's else's comment section

[@yasmine3989]

Red Reserve Radio I don't get it, sorry

[@IceCreamAndCake92]

oh my god yes. I didn't even know this was something I needed until just now.

[@lilyvocaloid8519]

2:53 when 'm failing math and my parents wanna know why

[@zem6300]

"That's a calculator," No... I thought it was a dolphin...

[@CosimasNiehaus]

Mate, I can't even afford guac on my burrito and you think I got 57 bucks? 😂😂✌🏽️👋🏽

[@Patrick.Star.767]

CosimasNiehaus true though😂😂

[@pauch30]

Why boys with suit look 500% more handsome?

[@TheGame28887]

Pau Adel. Science............

[@absolutelydeplorable4339]

Pau Adel. Well first of all, they look like they have atleast 500% more money when wearing a suit.

[@leveonbelljukegang2685]

+Absolutely Deplorable Made my day 💯💯😂😂😂🔫💀

[@Cambaudio]

Because all women secretly look for in a man is $$$$$$. Well, many women. Not the good ones.

[@MartaValentin3]

Cambaudio it's more about looks. Like men mostly only care about looks

[@matayacancio2623]

I have the same calculator... Fun fact: I threw it at the wall when I was doing homework

[@boochypleasure1319]

Mataya Magicalunicorn thats not how you calculate a room's perimeter though

[@gracemcgovern1976]

Mataya Cancio me too

[@smarrkidd5538]

Kinda like spiderman

[@daggettooo]

Vinny: „Allright, let‘s get down to business.“ Me: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS! HUA!

[@guitarfliud10]

😂😂😂😂 okay, so I wasn’t the only one who thought it, thank god

[@meganreynolds5417]

also how did i go from $19.99 to over 2 million and then back down to $57 ?? smh >:-(

[@davidhatcher7016]

lol

[@geovanni9146]

Probably payed him the 19.99 but then he borrowed another 2 million cause Tony ain't smart as u can tell . If not the Intrest increased the amount of money he owes him which is alot of time off intrence for 2 million lol .

[@ethanhale280]

A joke dummy

[@davidhatcher7016]

Ethan Hale no.

[@ethanhale280]

Watchu mean no he made a joke that she obviously didnt understand

[@okayokayfr]

J stands for jam - - *which is what you're in*

[@cuntasaursrex3273]

Holy shit G..Geralt from fucking rivia???

[@sarahlikesmusic7347]

Idk how to feel about this but I'm gonna like it

[@sarahlikesmusic7347]

Oh wait he just said it in the vid nvm

[@daggettooo]

The shade! Vinnie is one shady bitch for real!😂😂

[@ChillyCrispin]

Geralt of fucking Rivia Holy shit your name made me LoL at work

[@charlottepollock]

6:21 “I found this J, I don’t know where it came from” Jeremy’s gonna be wanting his J back

[@vanessasilva7804]

I can’t take any of these role plays serious Im dead 💀 😂

[@shanyray2510]

Is this an asmr mafia?? Is tony bomboni the "tony" who I owe money to??? bc if so, these tingles are more trouble than they're worth man 😂

[@AsmrNode]

Lol! No, it was just a random name I picked tbh... The thought of an asmr mafia tho! 😂

[@elkboii7135]

Shany Ray they should make a collab lol 😂

[@falconandthemoon]

Prince Ki Shan OMG THEY TOTALLY SHOULD!!

[@El_Wiwo]

Grace Bungard Nope this comment was made first.

[@shanyray2510]

Grace Bungard honey I got better things to do than to steal someone's comment on an asmr video!!! I'm too busy relaxing in tingle town to be a snake!! Much love xoxo (also screaming bc my fave asmr mafia member replied to my comment AHHHHH)

[@fjp1247]

Christ! Where do I fucking working at!? How can I not afford $19.99?!?!

[@brickbybrick7432]

FJP 124 Walmart maybe? 🤔🤔🤔

[@lukethomas1740]

you're the guy that cleans up airplane seats

[@fjp1247]

Luke Thomas Noooo!!! 😲

[@asmroverload6707]

You know the guy who closes the door for bus drivers, that's him.

[@PlasmaSpring]

FJP 124 $1999 almost 2k..

[@xnaav]

He said divide by 0. Bruh

[@jaydee8872]

Soooo good! Mouth clicks, tone of voice, suit noises, not to mention clever role play. Great job! Hope you are able to post more often soon.

[@haru-zc3hb]

ASMR death roleplay

[@haru-zc3hb]

a good one at that bc i died 2 minutes in

[@MilkManCaravan]

an epic conclusion would be were you say there is a way to work this off the money how would you like to work for Tony

[@AsmrNode]

Lol! You aren't too far off from where this is headed ;)

[@MilkManCaravan]

ASMR Node are u hinting the trilogy

[@sggamer8180]

ASMR Node Hope the protagonist gets the money

[@thedublinbanshee3310]

I also like to live dangerously... "Laser".

[@nicholasgiagnoni8166]

STORMAGEDDON 711 Woah there hotshot turn down the danger lol

[@kxmode]

The Spanish Inquisition for the Mob. "Bring me the comfy chair!"

[@veronicaguzman9960]

I love how entertaining this is at the same time too

[@nyxqueen5417]

I swear, I need to stop going to Dena's tea palace, I always get found there. Damn my love for tea!!

[@summermccurry3218]

This character is so great 😂 Thank you so much for being you.

[@grungemetal1996]

I vote for more mob related videos - also request for going on a date with a mobster or something of that sort: I have my weakness for an Italian guy in a suit

[@prabytqpking4621]

grungemetal1996 your weakness is that five head

[@Zee-ov1eb]

@@prabytqpking4621 Rude.

[@schwizzlean]

ASMR The Ballad Of Gay Tony

[@crazyneigbor4578]

Gta 4 life

[@c.i.a8359]

@@crazyneigbor4578 double meaning lol puns

[@navocily]

@@c.i.a8359 are you the real CIA

[@TheYouPoop]

remember when Tony was all up in your grill over a dollar

[@NinjaTyr257]

NOT WEARING PANTS,SO UNPROFESSIONAL.

[@weaksauceremy]

“I’m gonna do some ASMR triggers and uh you’re gonna die” Relaxing

[@lovelyebonywhite4792]

Does Tony accept Boneless Pizza as payment?

[@Dan-78]

That burp though :) love these videos, cant wait till part 3

[@thebellamays]

He really needs to do a Clark Kent/superman role play

[@iloveshanedawson9029]

Bella Mays No Batman. Batman is better.

[@metalbane9861]

@@iloveshanedawson9029 i think he means cuz of his face

[@brucewayne9507]

@@iloveshanedawson9029 I was just thinking that!!!! He definitely looks like Bruce from the comic books and from Batman TAS!!!

[@maddie7164]

@@iloveshanedawson9029 nah superman is better

[@Taydosaur]

this is by far one of my favorite asmr videos ever. absolutely amazing 😊

[@samuelgoosey8057]

$19.99 ---> $57?? What kind of interest is that

[@luckygitane]

Samuel Goosey 13.99% at a monthly rate.

[@KrySlerX7926]

Why u going so in-depth with this 😂

[@jadevazquez4838]

Benji Benji I’m dying at this comment 😂😂

[@lilembanjwa8777]

I had to pause the video at the beginning to get the laughing out of my system,the way he waved that gun though😂😂😂

[@jere2592]

Tell Tony he can come ask me for his 💰 lol

[@taylorroach8116]

first vid of yours I've watched, love it, you got a new subscriber! little humor, relaxation, consistent performance

[@Lord_Viscerate]

everytime he asks why i'm not asleep already, i feel so sorry for him, because his asmr is actually so so so good :(

[@BOG_CRYPTID]

"Thas a calculatah"😂

[@squires9373]

why would this be relaxing this man is threatening your life

[@squires9373]

WHY ARE YOU THREATENING MY LIFE OVER 57 DOLLARS WHY DO I NOT HAVE 57 DOLLARS, IM NOT THAT POOR

[@squires9373]

ASMR ISN'T LETHAL, YOU DON'T JUST LOOK BAD YOU ARE BAD BAD HITMAN BAD

[@twistednerve444]

+Squires lmfao! Staaaahp 😂💀

[@squires9373]

ITS TRUE

[@scarecrow_speakeasy]

IM TRYING TO S L E E P

[@tomannetts3929]

I love how the most popular videos are the first and second Tony want his money videos. I can see why they're fucking amazing. It's the same as the Godfather pt1 and 2. Anyone else getting the chills from that?

[@mariahrisafinas9246]

I hope Tony never pays and that you keep having a syntax error on the calculator so that you'd return ! I love your videos :) so original too ! Who would have thought a mob video would be so fitting for the ASMR realm. Love it :)

[@sanguinedaydream]

this is the sequel i didn't know i needed until now; still as funny as last time!

[@erin7634]

I saw the title of this video and it literally made my day. I loved the first one so much.

[@Jay_Rold]

I get relaxed and when im about to sleep, something funny happens and I burst out laughing

[@kiwikatie4400]

*points at calculator “das a calculator” What a revelation! I had no idea.

[@Daleylife]

Thank you again for doing a "part 2." It is most appreciated. This is funny, relaxing and well done.

[@vincefinch]

I love this character

[@demisaysstuff]

Him: Do you have money for Tony? Me: ...what's his cashapp

[@almondtofu__]

1:55 “dAs A cAlHcUlAhTaH”