Cardlin: "Baby, Baby...are you sleeping???" Me:(Sarcastically) "No Cardlin, I'm just checking my eyelids for cracks."
@RampAgentLife4 жыл бұрын
Like, "no, I'm training for the great beyond"
@samaaislam4 жыл бұрын
Kalia Hampton HAHA
@marshmallowmuffins13404 жыл бұрын
No I am training for bird box
@lizzielizzie95554 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowmuffins1340 clever i see
@mrstealyourvirtualboyfrien29504 жыл бұрын
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK IM PRACTICING FOR MY FUNERAL
@potato_chip59725 жыл бұрын
*me still focusing on that I threw a cactus*
@ikumisan1015 жыл бұрын
SAME! 🖐️😂
@zachbugg96675 жыл бұрын
The Meme Professor PHD sounds like something I would do out of impulse
@Cornbread_4 жыл бұрын
*it's very important, I must know why I've thrown such a valid plant*
@Kk_694 жыл бұрын
Potato _Chip Me too.
@IzukuMidoriya-bz6cq4 жыл бұрын
Me to man
@spideyparker21774 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: oh! By the water fountain ok My brain: sHe ToLd Me ThAt ShE LoVeD Me By ThE wAtEr FoUnTaIn!!
@lizzielizzie95554 жыл бұрын
KNOW SHES GrABBING MY HIPs
@captainsadpotato21594 жыл бұрын
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE LOVED ME AND SHE DIDN'T LOVE HIM
@alexalex-gg6vs4 жыл бұрын
AND THAT WAS REALLY LOVELY ...??? I don’t know the lyrics 🤡
@makak_Hamburger4 жыл бұрын
Tooo yoUnG
@pandemuerto44694 жыл бұрын
@@alexalex-gg6vs Cuz it was innocent, but no she's gotta a cup with something else in it
@standstillabby79404 жыл бұрын
cardlin: "fine my ass" my brain: please don't- me: yES
@kevionna6704 жыл бұрын
WHEN I TELL YOU I YELLED 😭
@notsogood61024 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR TA GAWD-😭😭😭
@ellebroidery4 жыл бұрын
LORD ALMIGHTY 💀💀
@sallysblvdxo4 жыл бұрын
BYE AJSHSBS💀🤚
@DARIMDARIMDA3 жыл бұрын
NOOO LMAOOO😭U DIDNT
@mckenzie19825 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: You don't wanna upset your coworkers- Me: F U C C T H E M.
@wolfflutelover61965 жыл бұрын
McKenzie man, fuck dem kids
@honey--82843 жыл бұрын
Dam right
@lollsie3413 жыл бұрын
f u k d e m BAHAHHA
@AmandaSilva-lr1pl4 жыл бұрын
Him: “baby... why’d you stop walking?” Me: *thinking about a smart thing I could’ve said in an argument I was in 7 years ago* barnacles👁👄👁
@nightlycaffinafed87234 жыл бұрын
This happened once to me at school-
@yomum78543 жыл бұрын
Slaps knee *🦵 👋
@hiphopthepainwontstop84323 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to save a comment because I like this one XD
@shea72653 жыл бұрын
BARNACLES OMFG
@xxcringeycookiezxx34413 жыл бұрын
FR
@sarahbrooksjack4 жыл бұрын
him: “call an ambulance!” me: “i am not paying thousands of dollars for a lil ride in a wee woo wagon chile, try again”
@breadinabox14494 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂🤣
@starredfandoms25983 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Skippers_Username3 жыл бұрын
Not me wrong bitch
@SamBuckyForever3 жыл бұрын
It’s the wee woo wagon for me😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@kawasbadknee3 жыл бұрын
Not the "wee woo wagon" Gurl-😂😂
@360-e4e5 жыл бұрын
I am that person who never fainted in life I'm friking God!
@lilavacadouwu53065 жыл бұрын
I haven't fainted in my life yet
@nicolexox13085 жыл бұрын
Can’t relate I’m the one who faints loads 😂😂 I’m Satan ?
@NagiEnthusiast5 жыл бұрын
Tsundere -chan same. xd
@shrutibhardwaj47095 жыл бұрын
Yup.....never fainted!!
@blueeyedwattson45715 жыл бұрын
@@nicolexox1308 sameee
@karathomas035 жыл бұрын
Plot twist it’s pregnancy symptoms
@talileonard25535 жыл бұрын
SURPRISE HONEY
@ghettomarc505 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not alone in thinking this!
@maxxiel56635 жыл бұрын
Literally thought that too
@AsmrHoe5 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@Mel_playz165 жыл бұрын
Lol
@popinpugcakes4 жыл бұрын
Husbando: your boss even gave you the next three days off to get better Me: *Mission Accomplished*
@phantomsflames44414 жыл бұрын
i went "thats all you needed to say woo break with my best husbano"
@popinpugcakes4 жыл бұрын
@@phantomsflames4441 l0l
@graciecena30863 жыл бұрын
I think my acting skills of fainting are way worth more then 3 days
@laylastarzz4 жыл бұрын
*i actually threw a fake plant at my enemy*
@hannahbloodworth59064 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've seen 🤣😂🤣😂
@memeking154 жыл бұрын
Two question...why and can we be best friends
@laylastarzz4 жыл бұрын
G. Squires 1: they were being a bitch towards my friend and 2: yes
@memeking154 жыл бұрын
Makes sense and 2. Yayy
@seren3263 жыл бұрын
i stan u sm 🤚
@nixxusrosewoods43935 жыл бұрын
At first I thought it said "Farting at a party" 😂
@shi_vi22385 жыл бұрын
I would honestly need more comforting in that situation.
@yee99455 жыл бұрын
Shivi Ackerman im wheezing at this comment
@talileonard25535 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AsmrHoe5 жыл бұрын
@@morikahjo hehehehe,go ahead 😏
@Ren-dg6hy5 жыл бұрын
*Bnha Has Officially Taken Over My Life*
@awbeanies76185 жыл бұрын
i cant be the only person who thought about something when I read the title. edit 1: holy schnitzels them likes but frick that now here is a question if jesus can walk on water can he swim on land-
@immkenisha5 жыл бұрын
so this is a thing NOOO NOOO IM DYING LAUGHING
@awbeanies76185 жыл бұрын
😖
@EVA-pb3sj5 жыл бұрын
Oh my godddddd Me tooo SKSKSKSKSKSS AHAH
@awbeanies76185 жыл бұрын
can i just say sksksksksk save the turtles?
@evihoyer78545 жыл бұрын
I thought about vomiting or something like that 😅
@robins__corner4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: Hey, no no no, just- My headphones at low-battery: *pLeAsE cHaRgE dEvIcE*
@keanvv4 жыл бұрын
THIS HAPPENDS TO ME ALL THE TIME ILL BE RELAXING WITH MY EYES CLOSED THEN JUST SHOOT UP
@jaetists3 жыл бұрын
@@keanvv OMG SAME 😭🤚
@sjthewolfbosschills3 жыл бұрын
That's when classic earphones never went wrong. I stand my point.
@yabbistar3 күн бұрын
😂😂
@illuviaazul87494 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: I'll hold your hair back Me: *laughs in short hair*
@isabellacontreras9493 жыл бұрын
-also laughs in short hair with you two-
@astronaut34152 жыл бұрын
Lol y'all got it lucky
@inotorious_phantom29952 жыл бұрын
@Alisha Lee *laughs with you for longer hair*
@saturn55392 жыл бұрын
Also hysterically laughs in short hair that for some reason turns into a mullet every once in a while
@Nerdy4y2 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@t.g.10735 жыл бұрын
Should I take a break from my assignment due tonight? No. Will i do it? Definetely yes.
@ravendemon45244 жыл бұрын
Cardlin:Baby baby are you sleeping. Me:No I'm practicing for my funeral.
@Charlotte_khrs2 жыл бұрын
Me rn:🤣☠️
@LynnAlexandria5 жыл бұрын
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more! I'm sure that was The Proclaimers he was singing.
@Haveanacorn5 жыл бұрын
I know right? I started singing along, and then out of nowhere-"bAbY?!?"
@tjlebon51855 жыл бұрын
I knew itt
@bittersuit34 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: Baby Baby! Someone call an ambulance!! Me: **Eating Ice-cream**
@alainachandler65555 жыл бұрын
Who ever is reading this I hope you have a great day😁
@hannizen025 жыл бұрын
Alaina Chandler you too 💓
@LIZARDONFIRE5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@360-e4e5 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊 Have a cookie |ω・)ノ 🍪
@present_mic84255 жыл бұрын
Awww thank u.... unfortunately, it won't come true for me, because my of my little brother who is a.... DEMON!
@MissPink_145 жыл бұрын
Thank you dear! You too🌈💕(*-*)💖💐
@novanoidmusic55865 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and almost passed out myself!! Listening to it now, but I really hope everyone liked it! It’s such a privilege to have such an amazing KZbinr read your work! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Thank you, Cardlin!!!!!
@CardlinAudio5 жыл бұрын
Thank yooouuuu for writing it!
@AsmrHoe5 жыл бұрын
Nice script 🥰
@present_mic84255 жыл бұрын
U R THE BEST WRITER EVER!!!❤
@ghettomarc505 жыл бұрын
This a new favorite for me. Thanks for writing it!
@amyearnshaw77405 жыл бұрын
this is off topic but our bitmojis look the same🙃
@madeliefpeters3515 жыл бұрын
When you have a boyfriend but you still listen to this because you're used to it🤣❤
@mikkib99565 жыл бұрын
What boyfriend?
@briannaraya53925 жыл бұрын
Hey you like mj me too follow my ig @michaeljacksonwifeyyy
@redgirl_87275 жыл бұрын
Me tooo😂😂😂😂😂
@laeliia30865 жыл бұрын
meee but he’s always sleeping when i go to bed (long distance)
@nezuchan67125 жыл бұрын
Lol he even know im listening to this 😂
@kloeybeck94824 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: d-dont drink to much to fast Me: *hates tea with a burning passion* you expecting me to savor this shit 😂😂
@starredfandoms25983 жыл бұрын
I love tea from StarBucks but this comment made me laugh, Thank you!!😂🤣
@user-tl9zy1cz3e4 жыл бұрын
Me:collapsing Cardlin:panicking Me: *dies of laughing* I feel like a mean person😂😂
@kaliahampton33675 жыл бұрын
Cardlin:"There is something I can do? Just name it darling and I'll do it." Me:"Okay...(whispering harshly) GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
@brooklynapeterson4 жыл бұрын
(Croaks like death) gEt Me OuT oF hErE!!!
@That_one_weirdo_on_the_block3 жыл бұрын
I've had a fainting spell like this before, and ironically my boyfriend said something along these lines, and my terrified of hospitals, and distaste towards white rooms, ass goes: "you can get me the FUCK OUTA HERE" And when I say I hissed those words with pure FURY
@tamakiswife3275 жыл бұрын
Legit when he said "you wanna go home?" It gave me flashbacks to when i was stuck in the hospital for three days because i maxed out the "depression scale" and then after three days i was stuck in a mental facility for i don't know how long and am now stuck taking Lexapro for the rest of my miserable worthless life.
@yutsuko24795 жыл бұрын
don't say "miserable and worthless life" please... I may be a complete stranger, but, please don't say that! 💞 everything is gonna be alright, even if it takes time, I swear it gets better 🥺 also, your pfp and username are... 👉🏻👈🏻 I mean!! black butler! I really like you even if that's only from a profile picture
@tamakiswife3275 жыл бұрын
@@yutsuko2479 , 😊 thank you that means a lot to me.
@yutsuko24795 жыл бұрын
@@tamakiswife327 take care of yourself, you beautiful human being 🥺💞
@velvetrose123 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I really hope you're doing better now! x
@coffewithmilk61263 жыл бұрын
Are you better now?
@madishoney5 жыл бұрын
When it says 11 seconds ago-
@unknownuser..33934 жыл бұрын
When it says 11 months ago-
@florie60584 жыл бұрын
@MACKENZIE GARCIA When it's says 111 111 111 111 years ago....Hello i am from the futur
@makenzieclyde28014 жыл бұрын
"I can't kiss your lips because of all the tubes and wires." Me, with my phobia of hospitals: What tubes and wire? You mean the onces I would have pulled (or ripped if I had to) out/off of me the moment I was conscious?
@That_one_weirdo_on_the_block3 жыл бұрын
FUCKING EXACTLY IM NOT ALONE IN THESE THOUGHTS
@CosmicAlliance035 жыл бұрын
This brings back hospital memories of when i got my blood drawn at 5am and passed out then woke up only to puke...luckily, that has not happened in 2 years
@leiahkris Жыл бұрын
Omg!! That just happened to me recently!!! I had ten tubes taken from me, passed out, then puked all over 😅😂
@taliaestrada47545 жыл бұрын
Me: I do, just didn't want to worry you! ;-; Cardlin: Didn't want me to worry Also me: *looks around my room then at my phone*... What....
@janajung79184 жыл бұрын
Omg same😂
@yasashiineko90694 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: you're wobbling. Are you sure you're alright? me: I'm drunk as hell, can't you tell? (rhyming done on purpose 😏) But then later - oops guess I wasn't drunk after all 🙊
@nicolette._5 жыл бұрын
It's almost the end of the vid and I'm thinking that I'm preggo
@inkyowl61995 жыл бұрын
Wow, the timing. I fainted two days ago, and have had nearly similar spells throughout the last few days, due to some weird neurological stress thing.
@lindathetford37765 жыл бұрын
Dear lord I'm sorry
@inkyowl61995 жыл бұрын
@@lindathetford3776 It's okay. I have really bad physical reactions to the stressful events in my life. I fell terribly sick with strange fevers when my mom landed in the hospital for a year, and break out in head-to-toe hives when I let myself be affected by people's words. I recently had a parent say hurtful things to me, and I started having these painless migraines that end in a roughly 7 minute fainting spell. It's pretty inconvenient. The doctor said that I am simply a very emotionally sensitive person.
@lindathetford37765 жыл бұрын
@@inkyowl6199 I am so sorry about that, i truly hope you don't let people's insecurities about themselves take away or make you doubt your worth, there is nothing wrong with being sensitive but I do hope it balances out to normal levels for you (I don't mean that how it sounds lol) I wish you the best of luck.
@inkyowl61995 жыл бұрын
@@lindathetford3776 Thank you so much.
@lindathetford37765 жыл бұрын
@@inkyowl6199 no problem :) you are loved and worthy, and very much a strong person always remember that. ❤❤❤ I wish you much love in the future friend
@EVA-pb3sj5 жыл бұрын
When i saw the title i screamed : ME! ME! MEEEEE!! ( I faint a lot..hEllO)
@ItsLanaLeslie4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin*Whispers* Are you sleeping? Me*Whispers* I was trying
@meghanmcgaw86665 жыл бұрын
Could you do one of your girlfriend who keeps trying to leave the hospital like getting out of bed. But it is a emergency.
@captainsadpotato21594 жыл бұрын
When was sick I couldn't even stand without Holding on to something
@chaymazouine933 жыл бұрын
I want that too pllllllz
@present_mic84255 жыл бұрын
At 4:47 is it just me or did it sound like something fell? OMG CARDLIN R U OK?!?!?!!🐻🐻🐻😨
@reynarodriguez97424 жыл бұрын
I think Cardy probably when down to the cafeteria to grab a bite to eat, and that sound was him when he opened the door, and sees you crying
@present_mic84254 жыл бұрын
@@AkuriShinsou 🤣
@farooqipunjabi54364 жыл бұрын
Well it suppose to be us 😂😂😂😂
@Janine_03035 жыл бұрын
4:47 What was that 😂 I got scared 😂💆🏼♀️
@unknown_wonknu5 жыл бұрын
Janinebad cardlin fell outta his chair like the clumsy dummys we all are
@juliaconnolly58705 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@arson72484 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: I could never be disgusted by anything you do. Me: Is that a challenge?
@Vixenschuuring Жыл бұрын
Hahhahaah fr
@Eebebebbebeb5 жыл бұрын
Oh my grrsh I fainted yesterday! What a coincidence
@rubymack49144 жыл бұрын
Are you okay?
@Eebebebbebeb4 жыл бұрын
@@rubymack4914 yeah I'm fine, thanks for asking
@_mlem_blep_76575 жыл бұрын
I actually love this. I don't think I've ever fainted before, but I have a very long history of stomach bugs, so much so that I can now basically tame my breathing so that I don't throw up cause I'd rather suffer through sweating and stomach cramps for a long time than throw up. My family doesn't get how I do it, so I guess it's like my own personal talent among my family 😂
@Midnight-xf5od2 жыл бұрын
Same but I do it cuz I have a fear of vomit
@_mlem_blep_76572 жыл бұрын
@@Midnight-xf5od Me too. Threw up way too much as a kid that now I just get horrified at even the subtlest hint that I might be getting nauseous 😅
@Regrettable-Username5 жыл бұрын
I used to have seizures a lot, i finally figured out the right medicine to get it under control, so this kind of thing happened _a lot._ Waking up in the hospital and apologizing to everyone for everything, being emotional and just wanting to go home! No fun.
@aurora-alicebieko25735 жыл бұрын
God i love these, Cardlin i have married you now 😢😢😢
@LunaLovedgood5 жыл бұрын
As an anemic girl ,I fully support this audio❤👌🏾 nice job
@abi.corona4 жыл бұрын
4:47 “Oh fck ur crying!” My brain: its a mental breakdown..doo doo doo do do do do do doo doo doo doo dododododododo..!
@mikkib99565 жыл бұрын
Ok, I know I wasn't the only one singing with him.
@callmehunter75415 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, when I first read the title, I thought it was a hangover audio. Great to listen to though 💜💜
@Corina62355 жыл бұрын
This one was so cute! ❤️ It’s so easy to slip into a routine of constantly working and forgetting to take care of yourself. Our bodies can take a lot but there are limits. Take care of yourselves, pretty please!
@chloejec63185 жыл бұрын
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD-
@leahwilliamson37305 жыл бұрын
chloe jec Angelicaaaaaaa - all the way from London damnnn
@Justarandomartist284 жыл бұрын
@@leahwilliamson3730 ANGELICA! Thank god! Someone understands what im struggling here to do!
@leahwilliamson37304 жыл бұрын
Bubbles1821 IM NOT HERE FOR YOUUUUUUU
@z-max90334 жыл бұрын
@@leahwilliamson3730 I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND!
@pidgey_pidge4 жыл бұрын
Z - MAX you would never find anyone as trusting or as kind!
@DerpySquiddles40434 жыл бұрын
My life: *spiralling* Cardlin: *the way he says baby* Me: all is right in the world
@yobtch78954 жыл бұрын
Titel: holding hair back My short hair: am i a joke to you?
@faithj11665 жыл бұрын
Yay!!!!!!! I'm so happy!!!!! I'm so glad you posted....I almost fainted at school yesterday
@heathengremlin9925 жыл бұрын
What kind of tubes are blocking my mouth??😂
@solr70014 жыл бұрын
Oxygen probably.
@meowmeow69055 жыл бұрын
The one dislike is from Cardlin's boss
@MedicalDreamer4 жыл бұрын
This made me smile. I pass out often from a heart condition
@emii47334 жыл бұрын
cardlin starts singing 100 miles Me ment to be asleep after fainting *jolts up* *AND I WILL WALK 500 MILES AND I WILL WALK 100 MORE*
@unknown_wonknu5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love when a guy will kiss you on the mouth after you throw up Also RIP to my boyfriends who are laying next to me and hearing me giggling to this they know what I listen to and my boys find it weird cuz I have them (I’m in a poly relationship 2 guys and me 💜 love them so much but I also love cardlin too much to stop listening) Love you cardlin! My guys are jealous of you 😂
@lilavacadouwu53065 жыл бұрын
Wow I finally found someone who is polyamory
@lilavacadouwu53065 жыл бұрын
I don't know anyone who is polyamory
@lilavacadouwu53065 жыл бұрын
And I'm pansexual and polyamory
@lilavacadouwu53065 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wish I knew a few people who were polyamory
@elizabethstratton74354 жыл бұрын
Lol everybody welcome to poly support group
@shyintrovert95994 жыл бұрын
Cardlin humming "i will walk 500 miles was so cute!!🥰
@abbielol58684 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: starts to sing 500 miles My Scottish heart: 😱🥺😌
@squishybee65825 жыл бұрын
I love these videos, makes fainting seem not so bad (I have vasovagal depressive syncope: aka emotional stress fainting) anytime I faint I feel like a damn alien and a weirdo, feels so comforting to have this reaction to something like this...😊😊😊
@xXxSapphirexHeartxXx5 жыл бұрын
I usually cry when I wake up from fainting not because of any pain or anything, but the embarrassment of everyone looking at you. I have a form of dysautonomia too. POTS.
@squishybee65825 жыл бұрын
Yah I cry too for the same reasons its not fun
@marygonzalez88245 жыл бұрын
gives me “say you won’t let go” vibes
@Lavoe-y1p2 жыл бұрын
WOMAN😭😭😭😭
@rebekah31264 жыл бұрын
Tbh passing out is some of the scariest things that happen to me on a regular basis (vibes in iron deficiency and low blood sugar surges 😂) and I didnt think it happened to many people until I stumbled upon this! Thank you for making me not feel like an alien , it's nice 🥺💙
@stephroble85105 жыл бұрын
I love you cardlin you have helped me so much
@livingdeadmxtt5 жыл бұрын
AAAAAA CARDLIN ILY
@annialfthan76755 жыл бұрын
I fainted about 3 months ago and of course I had to do it in the most dramatic way 😑😑 Basically the lesson had just started (I was in school)and there was a fly. It landed on my friends arm and she waved her hand so it flew away. Now it landed on my hand. Me being me I thought I could kill it by slapping it but of course I missed and hit my fingertips on the window table. My middle finger hurt a lot and when I looked at it there was blood under my skin (but it wasn't a bruise, I could see the red) and because I am scared of blood I started to feel dizzy, my friend supposed that we would go to the teachers' room. So we got up and started to walk there. That classroom was on the 2nd floor and the teachers' room is on the first floor. When we got out of the classroom my vision was already black and then we reached the stairs. I grabbed the railing and the next thing I knew I was lying face down on the stairs. My friend was on top of the stairs still shocked. I started to get up and then I saw a teacher running toward us. She tought that I just fell down the stairs and she would probably left us alone if I just said that I fell down the stairs, but because I was still feeling dizzy I just blurted out:"I fainted" and then she said that I look kinda pale and she grabbed my one hand and my friend grabbed the other hand and then we started to walk toward the teachers' room, but I kinda blacked out again. Then the teacher told me to sit down and she went and called the principal, who then raised my feet and it was really awkward. And then we just went back to class The end 😀
@loganmclean42434 жыл бұрын
Lol you just went back to class after you fainted? A girl in my class fell off a chair and no one saw her faint but she said she did so she went to the office and literally was taken away in an ambulance
@annialfthan76754 жыл бұрын
@@loganmclean4243 I didn't want to make a scene and I hate ambulance/hospitals so it was just easier to go back to the lesson. Although I think that the principal would have called an ambulance after I told her that I had hit my head, but then right after I said that I was like: "But it doesn't even hurt, my knee and side (I had hit those too) hurt more than my head". But yeah, I am a super clumsy person and injure myself quite often, but I've never gone to the hospital.
@loganmclean42434 жыл бұрын
@@annialfthan7675 that sounds like exactly what I would do. I get hurt all the time because I'm super clumsy haha
@annialfthan76754 жыл бұрын
@@loganmclean4243 Like in the past year I have almost fainted/fainted at least 3 times and I have injured myself so much hahah
@ky0n5884 жыл бұрын
jesus fucking christ
@btsfannichole40745 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this comfort Cardlin
@thenavybluewolf56485 жыл бұрын
"Call an ambulance!" Do NOT call an ambulance we can't afford that shit
@hannahkirkpatrick40455 жыл бұрын
this was really good wow
@thatoneartist81454 жыл бұрын
ive only watched one video and this is already my favorite youtube channel ever.
@staceyandellenxx29894 жыл бұрын
same😂
@hopeharrison27325 жыл бұрын
“Fine my ass” I wheezed too hard at this. 😂😂😂 Jesús Christ!
@rosie85895 жыл бұрын
Iron deficiency be like:
@KillingLonliness4 жыл бұрын
True that true that
@lottie74574 жыл бұрын
Sometimes because I always wake up feel dizzy and see colours BeCaUsE i'M a CrAcKhEaD!
@julieta12545 жыл бұрын
Cardlin, I love all your content, it's so cool!, it's just what I was looking for, love from Mexico ❤️
@tshinakahonthangeni92234 жыл бұрын
Love from South Africa 🇿🇦!!!!!!
@booklover69562 жыл бұрын
Love from New York❤
@leiahkris Жыл бұрын
Cardlin: “Do you need me to help you up?” Me: I NEED UPPIES 😂
@trinityw31694 жыл бұрын
*patiently waiting on another fainting Audio*
@laii64974 жыл бұрын
him: FINE MY AS* me: yup i would definitely say that
@toxicrose1555 жыл бұрын
Coinsidently , I recently fainted. It wasnt fun, but I had my dad and my significant other by my side. This audio reminded me of the comforting words 😊
@SomeoneYouUsedToWatch5 жыл бұрын
Love this video keep up the good work Cardlin you amazing
@HisokaHaruka5 жыл бұрын
I've only fainted once in my life, and that was during a flight. The air pressure changed so quick during the descending that my brains simply shut down for a few short moments. I was going in and out of consciousness and my friend just said that I looked weird while that whole ordeal was happening xD Kind of a terrifying experience, really
@axelsversion2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I fainted after I got stung by a bee for the first time a few months ago. My adrenaline was rushing and I had a panic attack.. Now that I think about it it's kinda stupid
@t0asty_waffles_6164 жыл бұрын
I wish there was more men like cardlin, hes such a fkn sweetheart 🥺🧡
@laurenchambers3924 жыл бұрын
Me watching his audios every day of my life-
@killerqueen67335 жыл бұрын
Plot twist we are pregnant 😂😂😂
@chanlixcentral5 жыл бұрын
I cannot explain how much I love your ASMR audios, Cardlin. They are so comforting. Keep it up! ❤
@biiiirdie34745 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhh We EARLY 👀 Go ahead guys!!! WE'RE👏🏾THRI👏🏾VING👏🏾
@miyaanalisa37215 жыл бұрын
cardlin you should do an audio on comfort/support for a new mental health diagnosis!! it can’t just be me that was really struggling when i was first diagnosed and something like that would have really helped me!!
@abbiewilson74424 жыл бұрын
Off topic question. What the hell happened to the flying cactus in the end
@dandanthejesusman85814 жыл бұрын
I- ✨w i f e ✨? Yes please 😌💅
@soulisticcyber4 жыл бұрын
My mind:ambulance!!! Me:RUNS-I dont wanna gooooo!!!
@lip62755 жыл бұрын
That laugh lol 😂😁
@guardiancherisher96164 жыл бұрын
“I could never be grossed or disgusted by you” Me: LIES AND SLANDER
@DabiTheBurnt14 жыл бұрын
This helps because I have a lot of medical and mental issues including being diagnosed as a pre-diabetic at the age of 11-12 (I am now 14) which cause me to blank out for long periods of time and collapse. It also causes memory loss and loud freakouts. This made me feel a bit better about it.
@hardcoreheaven41535 жыл бұрын
I've fainted and collapsed before, but not because of dehydration and overworking, it's actually because of seizures due to epilepsy, which, luckily enough, I'm able to manage with medicine
@heytheredelilah49753 жыл бұрын
him: I'll hold your hair back me: *as I cut my hair off* here you go, have fun with it
@gizmogurlie417865 жыл бұрын
I will definitely be using this soon again. I have 2 full weeks of work with no days off next month. 😨😖
@meganhalkyard91744 жыл бұрын
I love the song he hums/sings
@LittleVamp5 жыл бұрын
Was he just humming the Proclaimers?
@remune19405 жыл бұрын
All of these audios make me feel so loved!! Thank you so much cardlin! And I love seeing PepperGinGins art it’s always so nice!
@xaviessx20585 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and I’m was like hold on.
@notsogood61024 жыл бұрын
Bruh I screamed when I heard the people still talking when I fainted 💀
@iamtheunholyspirit3 жыл бұрын
Cardi: can you Come out, please? Me: *i'M gAy-*
@charlixo235 жыл бұрын
The audio was sooo good! Keep up the good work as it is very appreciated! ❤