ASMR Voice: I'll hold your hair back [M4F] [Comfort for fainting at a party]

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CardlinAudio

CardlinAudio

Күн бұрын

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@kaliahampton3367
@kaliahampton3367 5 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: "Baby, Baby...are you sleeping???" Me:(Sarcastically) "No Cardlin, I'm just checking my eyelids for cracks."
@RampAgentLife
@RampAgentLife 4 жыл бұрын
Like, "no, I'm training for the great beyond"
@samaaislam
@samaaislam 4 жыл бұрын
Kalia Hampton HAHA
@marshmallowmuffins1340
@marshmallowmuffins1340 4 жыл бұрын
No I am training for bird box
@lizzielizzie9555
@lizzielizzie9555 4 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowmuffins1340 clever i see
@mrstealyourvirtualboyfrien2950
@mrstealyourvirtualboyfrien2950 4 жыл бұрын
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK IM PRACTICING FOR MY FUNERAL
@potato_chip5972
@potato_chip5972 5 жыл бұрын
*me still focusing on that I threw a cactus*
@ikumisan101
@ikumisan101 5 жыл бұрын
SAME! 🖐️😂
@zachbugg9667
@zachbugg9667 5 жыл бұрын
The Meme Professor PHD sounds like something I would do out of impulse
@Cornbread_
@Cornbread_ 4 жыл бұрын
*it's very important, I must know why I've thrown such a valid plant*
@Kk_69
@Kk_69 4 жыл бұрын
Potato _Chip Me too.
@IzukuMidoriya-bz6cq
@IzukuMidoriya-bz6cq 4 жыл бұрын
Me to man
@spideyparker2177
@spideyparker2177 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: oh! By the water fountain ok My brain: sHe ToLd Me ThAt ShE LoVeD Me By ThE wAtEr FoUnTaIn!!
@lizzielizzie9555
@lizzielizzie9555 4 жыл бұрын
KNOW SHES GrABBING MY HIPs
@captainsadpotato2159
@captainsadpotato2159 4 жыл бұрын
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE LOVED ME AND SHE DIDN'T LOVE HIM
@alexalex-gg6vs
@alexalex-gg6vs 4 жыл бұрын
AND THAT WAS REALLY LOVELY ...??? I don’t know the lyrics 🤡
@makak_Hamburger
@makak_Hamburger 4 жыл бұрын
Tooo yoUnG
@pandemuerto4469
@pandemuerto4469 4 жыл бұрын
​@@alexalex-gg6vs Cuz it was innocent, but no she's gotta a cup with something else in it
@standstillabby7940
@standstillabby7940 4 жыл бұрын
cardlin: "fine my ass" my brain: please don't- me: yES
@kevionna670
@kevionna670 4 жыл бұрын
WHEN I TELL YOU I YELLED 😭
@notsogood6102
@notsogood6102 4 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR TA GAWD-😭😭😭
@ellebroidery
@ellebroidery 4 жыл бұрын
LORD ALMIGHTY 💀💀
@sallysblvdxo
@sallysblvdxo 4 жыл бұрын
BYE AJSHSBS💀🤚
@DARIMDARIMDA
@DARIMDARIMDA 3 жыл бұрын
NOOO LMAOOO😭U DIDNT
@mckenzie1982
@mckenzie1982 5 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: You don't wanna upset your coworkers- Me: F U C C T H E M.
@wolfflutelover6196
@wolfflutelover6196 5 жыл бұрын
McKenzie man, fuck dem kids
@honey--8284
@honey--8284 3 жыл бұрын
Dam right
@lollsie341
@lollsie341 3 жыл бұрын
f u k d e m BAHAHHA
@AmandaSilva-lr1pl
@AmandaSilva-lr1pl 4 жыл бұрын
Him: “baby... why’d you stop walking?” Me: *thinking about a smart thing I could’ve said in an argument I was in 7 years ago* barnacles👁👄👁
@nightlycaffinafed8723
@nightlycaffinafed8723 4 жыл бұрын
This happened once to me at school-
@yomum7854
@yomum7854 3 жыл бұрын
Slaps knee *🦵 👋
@hiphopthepainwontstop8432
@hiphopthepainwontstop8432 3 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to save a comment because I like this one XD
@shea7265
@shea7265 3 жыл бұрын
BARNACLES OMFG
@xxcringeycookiezxx3441
@xxcringeycookiezxx3441 3 жыл бұрын
FR
@sarahbrooksjack
@sarahbrooksjack 4 жыл бұрын
him: “call an ambulance!” me: “i am not paying thousands of dollars for a lil ride in a wee woo wagon chile, try again”
@breadinabox1449
@breadinabox1449 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂🤣
@starredfandoms2598
@starredfandoms2598 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Skippers_Username
@Skippers_Username 3 жыл бұрын
Not me wrong bitch
@SamBuckyForever
@SamBuckyForever 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the wee woo wagon for me😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@kawasbadknee
@kawasbadknee 3 жыл бұрын
Not the "wee woo wagon" Gurl-😂😂
@360-e4e
@360-e4e 5 жыл бұрын
I am that person who never fainted in life I'm friking God!
@lilavacadouwu5306
@lilavacadouwu5306 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't fainted in my life yet
@nicolexox1308
@nicolexox1308 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t relate I’m the one who faints loads 😂😂 I’m Satan ?
@NagiEnthusiast
@NagiEnthusiast 5 жыл бұрын
Tsundere -chan same. xd
@shrutibhardwaj4709
@shrutibhardwaj4709 5 жыл бұрын
Yup.....never fainted!!
@blueeyedwattson4571
@blueeyedwattson4571 5 жыл бұрын
@@nicolexox1308 sameee
@karathomas03
@karathomas03 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist it’s pregnancy symptoms
@talileonard2553
@talileonard2553 5 жыл бұрын
SURPRISE HONEY
@ghettomarc50
@ghettomarc50 5 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not alone in thinking this!
@maxxiel5663
@maxxiel5663 5 жыл бұрын
Literally thought that too
@AsmrHoe
@AsmrHoe 5 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@Mel_playz16
@Mel_playz16 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@popinpugcakes
@popinpugcakes 4 жыл бұрын
Husbando: your boss even gave you the next three days off to get better Me: *Mission Accomplished*
@phantomsflames4441
@phantomsflames4441 4 жыл бұрын
i went "thats all you needed to say woo break with my best husbano"
@popinpugcakes
@popinpugcakes 4 жыл бұрын
@@phantomsflames4441 l0l
@graciecena3086
@graciecena3086 3 жыл бұрын
I think my acting skills of fainting are way worth more then 3 days
@laylastarzz
@laylastarzz 4 жыл бұрын
*i actually threw a fake plant at my enemy*
@hannahbloodworth5906
@hannahbloodworth5906 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've seen 🤣😂🤣😂
@memeking15
@memeking15 4 жыл бұрын
Two question...why and can we be best friends
@laylastarzz
@laylastarzz 4 жыл бұрын
G. Squires 1: they were being a bitch towards my friend and 2: yes
@memeking15
@memeking15 4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense and 2. Yayy
@seren326
@seren326 3 жыл бұрын
i stan u sm 🤚
@nixxusrosewoods4393
@nixxusrosewoods4393 5 жыл бұрын
At first I thought it said "Farting at a party" 😂
@shi_vi2238
@shi_vi2238 5 жыл бұрын
I would honestly need more comforting in that situation.
@yee9945
@yee9945 5 жыл бұрын
Shivi Ackerman im wheezing at this comment
@talileonard2553
@talileonard2553 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AsmrHoe
@AsmrHoe 5 жыл бұрын
@@morikahjo hehehehe,go ahead 😏
@Ren-dg6hy
@Ren-dg6hy 5 жыл бұрын
*Bnha Has Officially Taken Over My Life*
@awbeanies7618
@awbeanies7618 5 жыл бұрын
i cant be the only person who thought about something when I read the title. edit 1: holy schnitzels them likes but frick that now here is a question if jesus can walk on water can he swim on land-
@immkenisha
@immkenisha 5 жыл бұрын
so this is a thing NOOO NOOO IM DYING LAUGHING
@awbeanies7618
@awbeanies7618 5 жыл бұрын
😖
@EVA-pb3sj
@EVA-pb3sj 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my godddddd Me tooo SKSKSKSKSKSS AHAH
@awbeanies7618
@awbeanies7618 5 жыл бұрын
can i just say sksksksksk save the turtles?
@evihoyer7854
@evihoyer7854 5 жыл бұрын
I thought about vomiting or something like that 😅
@robins__corner
@robins__corner 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: Hey, no no no, just- My headphones at low-battery: *pLeAsE cHaRgE dEvIcE*
@keanvv
@keanvv 4 жыл бұрын
THIS HAPPENDS TO ME ALL THE TIME ILL BE RELAXING WITH MY EYES CLOSED THEN JUST SHOOT UP
@jaetists
@jaetists 3 жыл бұрын
@@keanvv OMG SAME 😭🤚
@sjthewolfbosschills
@sjthewolfbosschills 3 жыл бұрын
That's when classic earphones never went wrong. I stand my point.
@yabbistar
@yabbistar 3 күн бұрын
😂😂
@illuviaazul8749
@illuviaazul8749 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: I'll hold your hair back Me: *laughs in short hair*
@isabellacontreras949
@isabellacontreras949 3 жыл бұрын
-also laughs in short hair with you two-
@astronaut3415
@astronaut3415 2 жыл бұрын
Lol y'all got it lucky
@inotorious_phantom2995
@inotorious_phantom2995 2 жыл бұрын
@Alisha Lee *laughs with you for longer hair*
@saturn5539
@saturn5539 2 жыл бұрын
Also hysterically laughs in short hair that for some reason turns into a mullet every once in a while
@Nerdy4y
@Nerdy4y 2 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@t.g.1073
@t.g.1073 5 жыл бұрын
Should I take a break from my assignment due tonight? No. Will i do it? Definetely yes.
@ravendemon4524
@ravendemon4524 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin:Baby baby are you sleeping. Me:No I'm practicing for my funeral.
@Charlotte_khrs
@Charlotte_khrs 2 жыл бұрын
Me rn:🤣☠️
@LynnAlexandria
@LynnAlexandria 5 жыл бұрын
And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more! I'm sure that was The Proclaimers he was singing.
@Haveanacorn
@Haveanacorn 5 жыл бұрын
I know right? I started singing along, and then out of nowhere-"bAbY?!?"
@tjlebon5185
@tjlebon5185 5 жыл бұрын
I knew itt
@bittersuit3
@bittersuit3 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: Baby Baby! Someone call an ambulance!! Me: **Eating Ice-cream**
@alainachandler6555
@alainachandler6555 5 жыл бұрын
Who ever is reading this I hope you have a great day😁
@hannizen02
@hannizen02 5 жыл бұрын
Alaina Chandler you too 💓
@LIZARDONFIRE
@LIZARDONFIRE 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@360-e4e
@360-e4e 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊 Have a cookie |ω・)ノ 🍪
@present_mic8425
@present_mic8425 5 жыл бұрын
Awww thank u.... unfortunately, it won't come true for me, because my of my little brother who is a.... DEMON!
@MissPink_14
@MissPink_14 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you dear! You too🌈💕(*-*)💖💐
@novanoidmusic5586
@novanoidmusic5586 5 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and almost passed out myself!! Listening to it now, but I really hope everyone liked it! It’s such a privilege to have such an amazing KZbinr read your work! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Thank you, Cardlin!!!!!
@CardlinAudio
@CardlinAudio 5 жыл бұрын
Thank yooouuuu for writing it!
@AsmrHoe
@AsmrHoe 5 жыл бұрын
Nice script 🥰
@present_mic8425
@present_mic8425 5 жыл бұрын
U R THE BEST WRITER EVER!!!❤
@ghettomarc50
@ghettomarc50 5 жыл бұрын
This a new favorite for me. Thanks for writing it!
@amyearnshaw7740
@amyearnshaw7740 5 жыл бұрын
this is off topic but our bitmojis look the same🙃
@madeliefpeters351
@madeliefpeters351 5 жыл бұрын
When you have a boyfriend but you still listen to this because you're used to it🤣❤
@mikkib9956
@mikkib9956 5 жыл бұрын
What boyfriend?
@briannaraya5392
@briannaraya5392 5 жыл бұрын
Hey you like mj me too follow my ig @michaeljacksonwifeyyy
@redgirl_8727
@redgirl_8727 5 жыл бұрын
Me tooo😂😂😂😂😂
@laeliia3086
@laeliia3086 5 жыл бұрын
meee but he’s always sleeping when i go to bed (long distance)
@nezuchan6712
@nezuchan6712 5 жыл бұрын
Lol he even know im listening to this 😂
@kloeybeck9482
@kloeybeck9482 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: d-dont drink to much to fast Me: *hates tea with a burning passion* you expecting me to savor this shit 😂😂
@starredfandoms2598
@starredfandoms2598 3 жыл бұрын
I love tea from StarBucks but this comment made me laugh, Thank you!!😂🤣
@user-tl9zy1cz3e
@user-tl9zy1cz3e 4 жыл бұрын
Me:collapsing Cardlin:panicking Me: *dies of laughing* I feel like a mean person😂😂
@kaliahampton3367
@kaliahampton3367 5 жыл бұрын
Cardlin:"There is something I can do? Just name it darling and I'll do it." Me:"Okay...(whispering harshly) GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
@brooklynapeterson
@brooklynapeterson 4 жыл бұрын
(Croaks like death) gEt Me OuT oF hErE!!!
@That_one_weirdo_on_the_block
@That_one_weirdo_on_the_block 3 жыл бұрын
I've had a fainting spell like this before, and ironically my boyfriend said something along these lines, and my terrified of hospitals, and distaste towards white rooms, ass goes: "you can get me the FUCK OUTA HERE" And when I say I hissed those words with pure FURY
@tamakiswife327
@tamakiswife327 5 жыл бұрын
Legit when he said "you wanna go home?" It gave me flashbacks to when i was stuck in the hospital for three days because i maxed out the "depression scale" and then after three days i was stuck in a mental facility for i don't know how long and am now stuck taking Lexapro for the rest of my miserable worthless life.
@yutsuko2479
@yutsuko2479 5 жыл бұрын
don't say "miserable and worthless life" please... I may be a complete stranger, but, please don't say that! 💞 everything is gonna be alright, even if it takes time, I swear it gets better 🥺 also, your pfp and username are... 👉🏻👈🏻 I mean!! black butler! I really like you even if that's only from a profile picture
@tamakiswife327
@tamakiswife327 5 жыл бұрын
@@yutsuko2479 , 😊 thank you that means a lot to me.
@yutsuko2479
@yutsuko2479 5 жыл бұрын
@@tamakiswife327 take care of yourself, you beautiful human being 🥺💞
@velvetrose12
@velvetrose12 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I really hope you're doing better now! x
@coffewithmilk6126
@coffewithmilk6126 3 жыл бұрын
Are you better now?
@madishoney
@madishoney 5 жыл бұрын
When it says 11 seconds ago-
@unknownuser..3393
@unknownuser..3393 4 жыл бұрын
When it says 11 months ago-
@florie6058
@florie6058 4 жыл бұрын
@MACKENZIE GARCIA When it's says 111 111 111 111 years ago....Hello i am from the futur
@makenzieclyde2801
@makenzieclyde2801 4 жыл бұрын
"I can't kiss your lips because of all the tubes and wires." Me, with my phobia of hospitals: What tubes and wire? You mean the onces I would have pulled (or ripped if I had to) out/off of me the moment I was conscious?
@That_one_weirdo_on_the_block
@That_one_weirdo_on_the_block 3 жыл бұрын
FUCKING EXACTLY IM NOT ALONE IN THESE THOUGHTS
@CosmicAlliance03
@CosmicAlliance03 5 жыл бұрын
This brings back hospital memories of when i got my blood drawn at 5am and passed out then woke up only to puke...luckily, that has not happened in 2 years
@leiahkris
@leiahkris Жыл бұрын
Omg!! That just happened to me recently!!! I had ten tubes taken from me, passed out, then puked all over 😅😂
@taliaestrada4754
@taliaestrada4754 5 жыл бұрын
Me: I do, just didn't want to worry you! ;-; Cardlin: Didn't want me to worry Also me: *looks around my room then at my phone*... What....
@janajung7918
@janajung7918 4 жыл бұрын
Omg same😂
@yasashiineko9069
@yasashiineko9069 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: you're wobbling. Are you sure you're alright? me: I'm drunk as hell, can't you tell? (rhyming done on purpose 😏) But then later - oops guess I wasn't drunk after all 🙊
@nicolette._
@nicolette._ 5 жыл бұрын
It's almost the end of the vid and I'm thinking that I'm preggo
@inkyowl6199
@inkyowl6199 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, the timing. I fainted two days ago, and have had nearly similar spells throughout the last few days, due to some weird neurological stress thing.
@lindathetford3776
@lindathetford3776 5 жыл бұрын
Dear lord I'm sorry
@inkyowl6199
@inkyowl6199 5 жыл бұрын
@@lindathetford3776 It's okay. I have really bad physical reactions to the stressful events in my life. I fell terribly sick with strange fevers when my mom landed in the hospital for a year, and break out in head-to-toe hives when I let myself be affected by people's words. I recently had a parent say hurtful things to me, and I started having these painless migraines that end in a roughly 7 minute fainting spell. It's pretty inconvenient. The doctor said that I am simply a very emotionally sensitive person.
@lindathetford3776
@lindathetford3776 5 жыл бұрын
@@inkyowl6199 I am so sorry about that, i truly hope you don't let people's insecurities about themselves take away or make you doubt your worth, there is nothing wrong with being sensitive but I do hope it balances out to normal levels for you (I don't mean that how it sounds lol) I wish you the best of luck.
@inkyowl6199
@inkyowl6199 5 жыл бұрын
@@lindathetford3776 Thank you so much.
@lindathetford3776
@lindathetford3776 5 жыл бұрын
@@inkyowl6199 no problem :) you are loved and worthy, and very much a strong person always remember that. ❤❤❤ I wish you much love in the future friend
@EVA-pb3sj
@EVA-pb3sj 5 жыл бұрын
When i saw the title i screamed : ME! ME! MEEEEE!! ( I faint a lot..hEllO)
@ItsLanaLeslie
@ItsLanaLeslie 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin*Whispers* Are you sleeping? Me*Whispers* I was trying
@meghanmcgaw8666
@meghanmcgaw8666 5 жыл бұрын
Could you do one of your girlfriend who keeps trying to leave the hospital like getting out of bed. But it is a emergency.
@captainsadpotato2159
@captainsadpotato2159 4 жыл бұрын
When was sick I couldn't even stand without Holding on to something
@chaymazouine93
@chaymazouine93 3 жыл бұрын
I want that too pllllllz
@present_mic8425
@present_mic8425 5 жыл бұрын
At 4:47 is it just me or did it sound like something fell? OMG CARDLIN R U OK?!?!?!!🐻🐻🐻😨
@reynarodriguez9742
@reynarodriguez9742 4 жыл бұрын
I think Cardy probably when down to the cafeteria to grab a bite to eat, and that sound was him when he opened the door, and sees you crying
@present_mic8425
@present_mic8425 4 жыл бұрын
@@AkuriShinsou 🤣
@farooqipunjabi5436
@farooqipunjabi5436 4 жыл бұрын
Well it suppose to be us 😂😂😂😂
@Janine_0303
@Janine_0303 5 жыл бұрын
4:47 What was that 😂 I got scared 😂💆🏼‍♀️
@unknown_wonknu
@unknown_wonknu 5 жыл бұрын
Janinebad cardlin fell outta his chair like the clumsy dummys we all are
@juliaconnolly5870
@juliaconnolly5870 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@arson7248
@arson7248 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: I could never be disgusted by anything you do. Me: Is that a challenge?
@Vixenschuuring
@Vixenschuuring Жыл бұрын
Hahhahaah fr
@Eebebebbebeb
@Eebebebbebeb 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my grrsh I fainted yesterday! What a coincidence
@rubymack4914
@rubymack4914 4 жыл бұрын
Are you okay?
@Eebebebbebeb
@Eebebebbebeb 4 жыл бұрын
@@rubymack4914 yeah I'm fine, thanks for asking
@_mlem_blep_7657
@_mlem_blep_7657 5 жыл бұрын
I actually love this. I don't think I've ever fainted before, but I have a very long history of stomach bugs, so much so that I can now basically tame my breathing so that I don't throw up cause I'd rather suffer through sweating and stomach cramps for a long time than throw up. My family doesn't get how I do it, so I guess it's like my own personal talent among my family 😂
@Midnight-xf5od
@Midnight-xf5od 2 жыл бұрын
Same but I do it cuz I have a fear of vomit
@_mlem_blep_7657
@_mlem_blep_7657 2 жыл бұрын
@@Midnight-xf5od Me too. Threw up way too much as a kid that now I just get horrified at even the subtlest hint that I might be getting nauseous 😅
@Regrettable-Username
@Regrettable-Username 5 жыл бұрын
I used to have seizures a lot, i finally figured out the right medicine to get it under control, so this kind of thing happened _a lot._ Waking up in the hospital and apologizing to everyone for everything, being emotional and just wanting to go home! No fun.
@aurora-alicebieko2573
@aurora-alicebieko2573 5 жыл бұрын
God i love these, Cardlin i have married you now 😢😢😢
@LunaLovedgood
@LunaLovedgood 5 жыл бұрын
As an anemic girl ,I fully support this audio❤👌🏾 nice job
@abi.corona
@abi.corona 4 жыл бұрын
4:47 “Oh fck ur crying!” My brain: its a mental breakdown..doo doo doo do do do do do doo doo doo doo dododododododo..!
@mikkib9956
@mikkib9956 5 жыл бұрын
Ok, I know I wasn't the only one singing with him.
@callmehunter7541
@callmehunter7541 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, when I first read the title, I thought it was a hangover audio. Great to listen to though 💜💜
@Corina6235
@Corina6235 5 жыл бұрын
This one was so cute! ❤️ It’s so easy to slip into a routine of constantly working and forgetting to take care of yourself. Our bodies can take a lot but there are limits. Take care of yourselves, pretty please!
@chloejec6318
@chloejec6318 5 жыл бұрын
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD-
@leahwilliamson3730
@leahwilliamson3730 5 жыл бұрын
chloe jec Angelicaaaaaaa - all the way from London damnnn
@Justarandomartist28
@Justarandomartist28 4 жыл бұрын
@@leahwilliamson3730 ANGELICA! Thank god! Someone understands what im struggling here to do!
@leahwilliamson3730
@leahwilliamson3730 4 жыл бұрын
Bubbles1821 IM NOT HERE FOR YOUUUUUUU
@z-max9033
@z-max9033 4 жыл бұрын
@@leahwilliamson3730 I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND!
@pidgey_pidge
@pidgey_pidge 4 жыл бұрын
Z - MAX you would never find anyone as trusting or as kind!
@DerpySquiddles4043
@DerpySquiddles4043 4 жыл бұрын
My life: *spiralling* Cardlin: *the way he says baby* Me: all is right in the world
@yobtch7895
@yobtch7895 4 жыл бұрын
Titel: holding hair back My short hair: am i a joke to you?
@faithj1166
@faithj1166 5 жыл бұрын
Yay!!!!!!! I'm so happy!!!!! I'm so glad you posted....I almost fainted at school yesterday
@heathengremlin992
@heathengremlin992 5 жыл бұрын
What kind of tubes are blocking my mouth??😂
@solr7001
@solr7001 4 жыл бұрын
Oxygen probably.
@meowmeow6905
@meowmeow6905 5 жыл бұрын
The one dislike is from Cardlin's boss
@MedicalDreamer
@MedicalDreamer 4 жыл бұрын
This made me smile. I pass out often from a heart condition
@emii4733
@emii4733 4 жыл бұрын
cardlin starts singing 100 miles Me ment to be asleep after fainting *jolts up* *AND I WILL WALK 500 MILES AND I WILL WALK 100 MORE*
@unknown_wonknu
@unknown_wonknu 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love when a guy will kiss you on the mouth after you throw up Also RIP to my boyfriends who are laying next to me and hearing me giggling to this they know what I listen to and my boys find it weird cuz I have them (I’m in a poly relationship 2 guys and me 💜 love them so much but I also love cardlin too much to stop listening) Love you cardlin! My guys are jealous of you 😂
@lilavacadouwu5306
@lilavacadouwu5306 5 жыл бұрын
Wow I finally found someone who is polyamory
@lilavacadouwu5306
@lilavacadouwu5306 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know anyone who is polyamory
@lilavacadouwu5306
@lilavacadouwu5306 5 жыл бұрын
And I'm pansexual and polyamory
@lilavacadouwu5306
@lilavacadouwu5306 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wish I knew a few people who were polyamory
@elizabethstratton7435
@elizabethstratton7435 4 жыл бұрын
Lol everybody welcome to poly support group
@shyintrovert9599
@shyintrovert9599 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin humming "i will walk 500 miles was so cute!!🥰
@abbielol5868
@abbielol5868 4 жыл бұрын
Cardlin: starts to sing 500 miles My Scottish heart: 😱🥺😌
@squishybee6582
@squishybee6582 5 жыл бұрын
I love these videos, makes fainting seem not so bad (I have vasovagal depressive syncope: aka emotional stress fainting) anytime I faint I feel like a damn alien and a weirdo, feels so comforting to have this reaction to something like this...😊😊😊
@xXxSapphirexHeartxXx
@xXxSapphirexHeartxXx 5 жыл бұрын
I usually cry when I wake up from fainting not because of any pain or anything, but the embarrassment of everyone looking at you. I have a form of dysautonomia too. POTS.
@squishybee6582
@squishybee6582 5 жыл бұрын
Yah I cry too for the same reasons its not fun
@marygonzalez8824
@marygonzalez8824 5 жыл бұрын
gives me “say you won’t let go” vibes
@Lavoe-y1p
@Lavoe-y1p 2 жыл бұрын
WOMAN😭😭😭😭
@rebekah3126
@rebekah3126 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh passing out is some of the scariest things that happen to me on a regular basis (vibes in iron deficiency and low blood sugar surges 😂) and I didnt think it happened to many people until I stumbled upon this! Thank you for making me not feel like an alien , it's nice 🥺💙
@stephroble8510
@stephroble8510 5 жыл бұрын
I love you cardlin you have helped me so much
@livingdeadmxtt
@livingdeadmxtt 5 жыл бұрын
AAAAAA CARDLIN ILY
@annialfthan7675
@annialfthan7675 5 жыл бұрын
I fainted about 3 months ago and of course I had to do it in the most dramatic way 😑😑 Basically the lesson had just started (I was in school)and there was a fly. It landed on my friends arm and she waved her hand so it flew away. Now it landed on my hand. Me being me I thought I could kill it by slapping it but of course I missed and hit my fingertips on the window table. My middle finger hurt a lot and when I looked at it there was blood under my skin (but it wasn't a bruise, I could see the red) and because I am scared of blood I started to feel dizzy, my friend supposed that we would go to the teachers' room. So we got up and started to walk there. That classroom was on the 2nd floor and the teachers' room is on the first floor. When we got out of the classroom my vision was already black and then we reached the stairs. I grabbed the railing and the next thing I knew I was lying face down on the stairs. My friend was on top of the stairs still shocked. I started to get up and then I saw a teacher running toward us. She tought that I just fell down the stairs and she would probably left us alone if I just said that I fell down the stairs, but because I was still feeling dizzy I just blurted out:"I fainted" and then she said that I look kinda pale and she grabbed my one hand and my friend grabbed the other hand and then we started to walk toward the teachers' room, but I kinda blacked out again. Then the teacher told me to sit down and she went and called the principal, who then raised my feet and it was really awkward. And then we just went back to class The end 😀
@loganmclean4243
@loganmclean4243 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you just went back to class after you fainted? A girl in my class fell off a chair and no one saw her faint but she said she did so she went to the office and literally was taken away in an ambulance
@annialfthan7675
@annialfthan7675 4 жыл бұрын
@@loganmclean4243 I didn't want to make a scene and I hate ambulance/hospitals so it was just easier to go back to the lesson. Although I think that the principal would have called an ambulance after I told her that I had hit my head, but then right after I said that I was like: "But it doesn't even hurt, my knee and side (I had hit those too) hurt more than my head". But yeah, I am a super clumsy person and injure myself quite often, but I've never gone to the hospital.
@loganmclean4243
@loganmclean4243 4 жыл бұрын
@@annialfthan7675 that sounds like exactly what I would do. I get hurt all the time because I'm super clumsy haha
@annialfthan7675
@annialfthan7675 4 жыл бұрын
@@loganmclean4243 Like in the past year I have almost fainted/fainted at least 3 times and I have injured myself so much hahah
@ky0n588
@ky0n588 4 жыл бұрын
jesus fucking christ
@btsfannichole4074
@btsfannichole4074 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this comfort Cardlin
@thenavybluewolf5648
@thenavybluewolf5648 5 жыл бұрын
"Call an ambulance!" Do NOT call an ambulance we can't afford that shit
@hannahkirkpatrick4045
@hannahkirkpatrick4045 5 жыл бұрын
this was really good wow
@thatoneartist8145
@thatoneartist8145 4 жыл бұрын
ive only watched one video and this is already my favorite youtube channel ever.
@staceyandellenxx2989
@staceyandellenxx2989 4 жыл бұрын
same😂
@hopeharrison2732
@hopeharrison2732 5 жыл бұрын
“Fine my ass” I wheezed too hard at this. 😂😂😂 Jesús Christ!
@rosie8589
@rosie8589 5 жыл бұрын
Iron deficiency be like:
@KillingLonliness
@KillingLonliness 4 жыл бұрын
True that true that
@lottie7457
@lottie7457 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes because I always wake up feel dizzy and see colours BeCaUsE i'M a CrAcKhEaD!
@julieta1254
@julieta1254 5 жыл бұрын
Cardlin, I love all your content, it's so cool!, it's just what I was looking for, love from Mexico ❤️
@tshinakahonthangeni9223
@tshinakahonthangeni9223 4 жыл бұрын
Love from South Africa 🇿🇦!!!!!!
@booklover6956
@booklover6956 2 жыл бұрын
Love from New York❤
@leiahkris
@leiahkris Жыл бұрын
Cardlin: “Do you need me to help you up?” Me: I NEED UPPIES 😂
@trinityw3169
@trinityw3169 4 жыл бұрын
*patiently waiting on another fainting Audio*
@laii6497
@laii6497 4 жыл бұрын
him: FINE MY AS* me: yup i would definitely say that
@toxicrose155
@toxicrose155 5 жыл бұрын
Coinsidently , I recently fainted. It wasnt fun, but I had my dad and my significant other by my side. This audio reminded me of the comforting words 😊
@SomeoneYouUsedToWatch
@SomeoneYouUsedToWatch 5 жыл бұрын
Love this video keep up the good work Cardlin you amazing
@HisokaHaruka
@HisokaHaruka 5 жыл бұрын
I've only fainted once in my life, and that was during a flight. The air pressure changed so quick during the descending that my brains simply shut down for a few short moments. I was going in and out of consciousness and my friend just said that I looked weird while that whole ordeal was happening xD Kind of a terrifying experience, really
@axelsversion
@axelsversion 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I fainted after I got stung by a bee for the first time a few months ago. My adrenaline was rushing and I had a panic attack.. Now that I think about it it's kinda stupid
@t0asty_waffles_616
@t0asty_waffles_616 4 жыл бұрын
I wish there was more men like cardlin, hes such a fkn sweetheart 🥺🧡
@laurenchambers392
@laurenchambers392 4 жыл бұрын
Me watching his audios every day of my life-
@killerqueen6733
@killerqueen6733 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist we are pregnant 😂😂😂
@chanlixcentral
@chanlixcentral 5 жыл бұрын
I cannot explain how much I love your ASMR audios, Cardlin. They are so comforting. Keep it up! ❤
@biiiirdie3474
@biiiirdie3474 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhh We EARLY 👀 Go ahead guys!!! WE'RE👏🏾THRI👏🏾VING👏🏾
@miyaanalisa3721
@miyaanalisa3721 5 жыл бұрын
cardlin you should do an audio on comfort/support for a new mental health diagnosis!! it can’t just be me that was really struggling when i was first diagnosed and something like that would have really helped me!!
@abbiewilson7442
@abbiewilson7442 4 жыл бұрын
Off topic question. What the hell happened to the flying cactus in the end
@dandanthejesusman8581
@dandanthejesusman8581 4 жыл бұрын
I- ✨w i f e ✨? Yes please 😌💅
@soulisticcyber
@soulisticcyber 4 жыл бұрын
My mind:ambulance!!! Me:RUNS-I dont wanna gooooo!!!
@lip6275
@lip6275 5 жыл бұрын
That laugh lol 😂😁
@guardiancherisher9616
@guardiancherisher9616 4 жыл бұрын
“I could never be grossed or disgusted by you” Me: LIES AND SLANDER
@DabiTheBurnt1
@DabiTheBurnt1 4 жыл бұрын
This helps because I have a lot of medical and mental issues including being diagnosed as a pre-diabetic at the age of 11-12 (I am now 14) which cause me to blank out for long periods of time and collapse. It also causes memory loss and loud freakouts. This made me feel a bit better about it.
@hardcoreheaven4153
@hardcoreheaven4153 5 жыл бұрын
I've fainted and collapsed before, but not because of dehydration and overworking, it's actually because of seizures due to epilepsy, which, luckily enough, I'm able to manage with medicine
@heytheredelilah4975
@heytheredelilah4975 3 жыл бұрын
him: I'll hold your hair back me: *as I cut my hair off* here you go, have fun with it
@gizmogurlie41786
@gizmogurlie41786 5 жыл бұрын
I will definitely be using this soon again. I have 2 full weeks of work with no days off next month. 😨😖
@meganhalkyard9174
@meganhalkyard9174 4 жыл бұрын
I love the song he hums/sings
@LittleVamp
@LittleVamp 5 жыл бұрын
Was he just humming the Proclaimers?
@remune1940
@remune1940 5 жыл бұрын
All of these audios make me feel so loved!! Thank you so much cardlin! And I love seeing PepperGinGins art it’s always so nice!
@xaviessx2058
@xaviessx2058 5 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and I’m was like hold on.
@notsogood6102
@notsogood6102 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I screamed when I heard the people still talking when I fainted 💀
@iamtheunholyspirit
@iamtheunholyspirit 3 жыл бұрын
Cardi: can you Come out, please? Me: *i'M gAy-*
@charlixo23
@charlixo23 5 жыл бұрын
The audio was sooo good! Keep up the good work as it is very appreciated! ❤
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