ASMR Voice: Thief in the Night [M4F] [Boyfriend Roleplay] [Waking up cold]

[@zwinny0408]

Him: **violently chucks me off the bed** Me: _peace was never an option._

[@canofsodapop9474]

yup

[@teddybear8520]

Yea

[@star-wood]

*So you have chosen death?*

[@777_eyeball]

I agree

[@Chaos_Toille]

Pfft 😂😂😂 yup

[@Jaydoggy531]

Cardlin: "I didn't think I'd end up throwing you off the bed." Me: "Sir. This is now war. Be prepared to wrestle."

[@_Catamari_]

Pillow fight!

[@beepusboop8678]

*DESTROY HIM*

[@taylorrichards5133]

TAKE! NO!PRISONERSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@beepusboop8678]

@@taylorrichards5133 Leave none alive. Oh wait sorry wrong fight. I'll leave...

[@imsorry2113]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gizzellep554]

Cardlin: "babyy wake up" Me: *venom voice* "w h o d a r e s a w a k e n m e."

[@denali5965]

Your...Boyfriend?

[@angieyonaga6362]

S A T I N

[@star.2991]

I fricking choked when I read this comment😂😂

[@denali5965]

@@star.2991 Oh god, I hope you didn't die!

[@star.2991]

Denali Gulley I didn’t don’t worry! I was just laughing a little to much😅

[@idklife5665]

Cardin:let it go Me: I can hear u , but I won’t

[@danganwriter]

Idk Life, some look for trouble, while others don’t

[@sadistfactory_]

I have a thousand reason why I should go about my day

[@julieelliott5615]

Its 5am and I laughed a little too hard at this 😂

[@hiidrawstuff4534]

And ignore your whispers, which I wish would go away! Oh oh oh! 😂

[@mariliacirino8792]

@@hiidrawstuff4534 You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ear

[@remune1940]

As SOON as he said he was gonna yank the blankets out I started giggling at the idea of him launching the listener off the bed and when it actually happened I started laughing so hard

[@cleverbunny7541]

Glad it wasn't only me XD

[@captainsadpotato2159]

Same I am dying from all the comments and the sound

[@usuck7010]

Same

[@canofsodapop9474]

I know

[@Sophinity15]

Ikr same 😂

[@Kathhuh]

“We already have like...6 pillows!” Me....6?.........6!? Sir 6 pillows is nothing *we need more*

[@Megan-nv3mt]

Yes of course we need all da pillows

[@anxious_catt]

-Somthing. Randoms- *Pillow Fort is needed.*

[@ellafischbachbrock2352]

WE NEED MORE PILLOWS TO MAKE A PILLOW FORT

[@xaskfy6438]

6 is a rookie number

[@demoninyourcloset8601]

We need over 9000!!!!!!

[@momoslocker9039]

Him: And pillows don't have lips that you can kiss Me knowing i kiss the pillows because i'm lonely

[@kimk3060]

My pillow gets more love than me, and in the one giving the love. My pillow getting cuddles and not me(well kinda but ya know)

[@kimk3060]

Deadheartbeat Ah i see you are a fellow Redditer like me

[@captainsadpotato2159]

Same

[@suicidalrezboy4969]

My pillows are soft

[@finnthephrog]

If he cant kiss me as soft as my pillow does, I don't want it.

[@-neptunestar]

Cardlin: just let go Me: I JUST FINISHED CRYING OVER TITANIC DONT DO THIS TO ME MAN

[@cjfleming8005]

Lmao

[@lyricva4541]

do not get me started.

[@HeroOfHeros]

@@lyricva4541 who's titanic?

[@seventeen_nights7368]

I'm waiting for "trapped in the house during quarentine" roleplay. That'll be fun to listen to

[@billiejeankennedy4594]

sadly relatable lmfao

[@Kathhuh]

I'm already imagining Cardlin saying "I've already built all possible pillow forts i could! And Netflix is running out of shows to watch!!!!"

[@eijiroukirishima9335]

O-O uhhh

[@theuwuowoone4631]

YESSSSS

[@luv_akurei]

YASSSS

[@MaryHat89]

Cardlin: “How are your feet so cold?” Me when I’m asleep becomes an oven no matter how cold it is

[@mushrxomx___x2149]

I wish lol. I become an icecube.

[@thedevilsfox666]

Same but if it was me I go barefoot sooo my feet are always cold and when it's winter I'll wear shorts and a tank top

[@jaidyn259]

I fr become as cold as a dead body- plus I breath really, really slow/shallow

[@alexismorgan6292]

@@jaidyn259 me too ive had teachers and my parents thinking i was dead but found its cause my blood pressure dropped way to low in my sleep

[@captainsadpotato2159]

SOME HOW MY FEET EVEN IF THEY ARE UNDER THE COVERS OR IN SOCKS ALWAYS END UP FREEZING

[@LoisGeal]

*he practically THREW HER OFF THE BED I'M SCREAMING*

[@jayyy1077]

cardlin: thief in the night me: traumatising musical.ly flashbacks

[@YourMom-cw6ff]

trinitee WHAT A TIME THAT WAS😭😭😭

[@vhslia1737]

ILL DO ANYTHING FOR SOME 😭😭

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

Oh wow

[@laylastarzz]

*gets YEETS off bed* me: *so this is how I got that bruise ok*

[@__luqq__4686]

👁👄👁

[@glysshuaoe4384]

"pillows dont have arms or lips" atleast pillows wont push me off the bed

[@lee-ms9cu]

LMAO I CANT-

[@Bakubabe16]

ROFL 🤣🤣 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@star-wood]

BURNNNN

[@Nikkii..]

Me: *gets yeeted off bed* Also me: *actually falls off of bunk bed irl* I'M OK!

[@ashe3410]

You fell from the top bunk ... OOF

[@Nikkii..]

Ikr 🤣

[@izukumidoriya8578]

Girl that happens to my cousin I pushed her off the top and she broke a toe so that's why she hates me

[@togahimiko3112]

Da meme let me take a picture*falls* I'm ok!

[@keigotakami8423]

Ah, the joys of bunk beds

[@sawyersalad0037]

cardlin, whispering: baby... wake up me: *eyes start glowing as i go into the avatar state*

[@haloangel4970]

And ever thing in the room starts to float

[@anxious_catt]

1:31 Him: -Trying to steal my blank of a cocoon.- Me: *So you have chosen death.* Me five minutes later: “Just go get another blanket.” Him: Yeets me off the bed. Me: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) Him: “I’m so sorry.” Me again: “I’ll be taking the couch instead.”

[@overgrownminds4603]

d e n k i ?

[@anxious_catt]

@@overgrownminds4603 👍👁️👄👁️👍

[@xxdragona_xx]

K a m i n a r i????

[@anxious_catt]

@@xxdragona_xx ⚡️ruhroh⚡️ -gottA blAsT- 🏃💨

[@pame-3157]

Honestly, if anyone woke me up like that I would become an actual killing machine.

[@jellytwtchan739]

Same😂

[@menagerieoforigamibirds]

Straight up murderin

[@menagerieoforigamibirds]

Mood.

[@olivevids2733]

Cardlin yeets me of the bed Heart: WTH Mind:someone’s dying tonight Me: omae wa mou shindeiru

[@Lasko_va]

Cardlin: N A N I !???

[@florie6058]

*Laser eye and high pitch sound*

[@seiyarules]

*Carlin ded*

[@n.evaeh_10]

* eye glows red * 😂

[@ItzZip]

NANI!!!

[@musfirathasan9465]

"The pillows don't have arms or lips to do this." This made my only comfort that I have right now utterly worthless. *My pillows.* 😂😂

[@_Catamari_]

lol saaaame

[@captainsadpotato2159]

Anyone else realize that if you move the letters in arms you can make asmr I big brain

[@elizalynn]

Should’ve gone the sleeping beauty route. Kiss her awake, and then TAKE ALL THE BLANKETS FOR HIMSELF. And, one can never have too many pillows. Good work, C! And awesome script LittleVamp!

[@_Catamari_]

True! I have about 10-11 pillows on my bed

[@alexthenonbinarygamer302]

Him: is yeeting me across the bed Me: I AINT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL NOW YALL NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!!! *WHILE CLAPPING OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD AND DANCING LIKE IM IN A CHURCH AS A BLACK WOMAN EVEN THOUGH IM WHITE*

[@_Catamari_]

Me: haha imma steal yo blankets Cardlin!! Later: Cardlin: “3! “ Me: * get yeeted off the bed* “ what the heck Cardlin! That hurt!” I actually fell off my bed somehow as he yelled 3, I’m sore now T^T

[@StrawberryDemon32]

*His power is too strong*

[@_Catamari_]

StarrySeas yes

[@abbywhitt2736]

StarrySeas the power of the voice is over 9000!

[@_Catamari_]

Abby Whitt well I fell off my bed because of his power.

[@previous_slide]

*Me who owns a single bed: hahaha there’s no room to share with anyone*

[@captainsadpotato2159]

I HAVE A TWIN SIZED BED AND SOMEHOW THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR ME TO SLEEP

[@M0ldyBubbles]

@@captainsadpotato2159 me here laying on my queen sized bed: 👁👄👁

[@captainsadpotato2159]

@@M0ldyBubbles lucky my room doesn't know enough space for a bed that big

[@M0ldyBubbles]

@@captainsadpotato2159 My room isn't even that big. I can only fit my bed and my dresser lol

[@captainsadpotato2159]

@@M0ldyBubbles oh well I wish I could show you my bed it is the size of my 1year old niece

[@ryokowes7]

"Help me, I'm a turtle and can't get up!!" Lol. 🤣🤣

[@idkjay0_o]

*T M N T* Vibes

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

Everyone: He threw me off the bed now he is dead Me: I would be dead since my bed is so high

[@cjfleming8005]

Same bunk bed

[@olive_garden8718]

Cardlin: "How can feet get so cold?!" Me: "I am a ginger, sir. There is no soul fluttering about to create warmth."

[@SimonHargrove]

Cardlin: let me just grab the corner of the blanket an Me: *rolls with the blanket as he grabs it since I'm in a blanket burrito*

[@jellytwtchan739]

Same! I remeber when i was little i would always make myself in a blanket burrito or taco😂 and my mom or dad would fake eat me 😂😂😂

[@oihanawahine3906]

I laughed so hard before he chucked the listener off the bed and I started laughing at the fact that I could be chucked off a bed and pictured my face/reaction and laughed EVEN HARDER man I'm even mean to myself 😂😂

[@firefox923]

Me, curled up in a mountain of blankets: "Don't touch my blankets!!!!" Goes back to snoring.

[@Jackieyeet1]

The fact that he knows women well enough to know about us hogging the covers 😂

[@painofthelitchfield880]

That is very true we always have cold feet and hog blankets they are ours

[@musfirathasan9465]

Can you maybe do a one where you walk in on an abusive boyfriend hitting your best friend who you're secretly in love with? So u get him off of her, maybe throw a few punches and save her, console her?

[@ariioke369]

Musfirat Hasan That... is a big plot

[@angry_quetzalcoatl4032]

Uh-- I'm not sure that's able to be monetized--- plus someone has to make a script for that--

[@musfirathasan9465]

@@angry_quetzalcoatl4032 yes I know. It was just a suggestion for a storyline. A topic that people wants to be comforted for.

[@musfirathasan9465]

@@ariioke369 lol. Yeah Ig. But there's a similar asmr on KZbin and cardlin with that plot would sound good.

[@musfirathasan9465]

@@Esb3337 I believe it's called I promise I'll protect you by lucky asmr.

[@thelivinglite2808]

I seriously wake up cold ALL. THE. TIME. Also I clicked so fast, I'm surprised my finger is still okay

[@pame-3157]

Cold?! I'm practically burning here! It's so hot :(

[@briellewilliams6786]

Bruh, actually and I got this hoodie on!

[@tqnua]

laughs in 33 degrees

[@roxie3896]

Arizona? I live in calllli

[@sadistfactory_]

ARIZONA CHECK!!!!!!!

[@SwaggyPuppy731]

@@briellewilliams6786 I take mine off for some reason in the middle of the night and when I get up my main priority is putting on my hoodie

[@anonymousstar3541]

Cardlin yeets me off the bed Me: WHO DARES DISTURBS MY SLUMBER! *while looking like a demon* When you have 2x the pillow + tiny one on your bed

[@megan-nw3mr]

The tickling would've actually worked on me bc I'm legit the most ticklish person on the planet it's a fact

[@cailynvries1788]

Me too!!

[@megan-nw3mr]

Everyone in the comments about being flung off the bed: THIS IS WAR Me: nuuu don't feel bad I'm fine im fineeee 😭

[@a.conant9988]

Is it bad I'd probably sleep through him throwing me off the bed... I literally slept threw a storm that tore the metal roof off of my neighbors carport 😳

[@AnimeGirl4891]

When I read the title, I thought it was about an actual thief robbing Cardlin's house. Instead, it was an adorable video. Which makes me very happy. 😊

[@immy9849]

Cardlin: throws me off the bed My hyper self: *do it again do it again*

[@mayabetter6283]

No it's late cheese I gotta go home

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

He’s been talking to Salty and Cabin in the woods. Ohhh ohhh oh ohhhh This Mrs. Steal yo Covers

[@_Catamari_]

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

[@rochellemorrell7232]

I miss cabin

[@_Catamari_]

@Rochelle Morrell I do too

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Rochelle Morrell me too. Why did he stop making videos?

[@rochellemorrell7232]

@@JayAshBranAudioScripts no body knows he just like disappeared off the face of youtube

[@ningningsgirlfriend]

I don’t know if I can understand this considering I leave one leg out of my blanket when I sleep and I lay on top of the person I’m sleeping in the bed with by the end of the night 😂

[@bagelweeb8511]

Him: "But keep your cold feet away from me!" Me: -continues to ball up and place my feet on his stomach- HAHA I AM AN ICE CUBE I am literally an ice cube tbh 😂😂

[@yunuenhagane3495]

My blankets always fall off my bed because I am a ninja in my sleep

[@sunlessdisaster2520]

Cardlin: just let go Me: oooOOOo I WON'T LET U GoooOO

[@megv5180]

Cardlin: * yeets me off bed * baby! im so sorry i didn't mean it! me: *it's treason then*

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

“Aww! Baby! Are you okay?!” “You threw me off the bed! You’ve chosen death!”

[@cactus_tea]

“How can feet even get that cold?!?” Me, and ice skater: oh you aint seen nothing yet.

[@cjfleming8005]

Me, a skier: ooohoho

[@darn_WTF]

7:59 ... I think i love this sound....

[@LittleVamp]

Omg I forgot about this script! Done brilliantly as always Cardlin and omg that new Cardlin pic is super cute Choco Senpai!

[@stripeyghost3054]

LittleVamp You did an amazing job!

[@yomommy3691]

LittleVamp as always you did amazing job😽♥️♥️

[@heliann8146]

I sleep alone and i still end up with the blanket on the other side of the room -_-

[@Cornbread_]

These ghosts be takin all the blankets from me

[@asmradventurer5772]

Two words - ghost roommate

[@LethalLaurie]

After all, if you're cold, they're cold...er...

[@horror_simp2005]

Same :/

[@jellytwtchan739]

Me😂

[@l0opz32]

HE,,SLEEBY,,,,BR O 🥺💕 THIS IS SO CUTE AND DOMESTIC OML,,,

[@imjustbrooke]

before i listened to this i was crying my eyes out bc of my dog so i started listening to this and j was smiling and i didn’t even notice you manage to switch my mood without me even realizing so tysm cardlin

[@bambichuu]

This is the most cute yet relatable thing I've ever heard

[@ninadeboo1821]

Your feet are Friezin THATS WHY I NEED ALLL THE COVERS

[@Bakubabe16]

Cardlin:*yeets me off the bed* Me: I'll give u 5 seconds to run

[@6xclusive__]

Okay but why is nobody talking about the thumbnail or the drawing like it’s so cute 😍

[@abbey6547]

“ pillows don’t have arms to wrap around you” 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[@Mia-mo8pd]

Him: now we can both share the warmth☺️ Me: what warmth? all i can feel is your cold heart😡

[@mikkib9956]

Was I the only one thinking "Quick like cat! Quick like cat!" Anyone know where this is from? (Crazy Chandler spun her off the bed.... XD)

[@LittleVamp]

*Gasp!* You figured out the inspo! Here you win a cookie!

[@mrose6514]

MiKKi B I have found my ppl

[@merrie478]

Oh.My.God . Finally found my friends of the comments 😂😂😂

[@kam398]

This reminds me of when Tommy and Dill pickles were fighting over the blanket in the Rugrats movie lol

[@JacobDreemurr]

I wake up to the lightest of sounds. Believe me, in just super awake and thieving the blankets.

[@Urfav-vm4iv]

Him: *Yeeted me off the bed* Me: Yea no more toilet paper for the rest of the month, have fun getting creative .

[@notsogood6102]

I like how this is a whole mission of him just wanting some sheets😭😭

[@beatricetrainini9330]

"I'm not laughing at you" well, I am laughing at me.

[@alicemae5595]

when he said “more startled than hurt” i was like “no move i hate u” WHY DID I FORGIVE HIM WTF

[@cynical9165]

“Do the old table cloth trick” oh no Cardlin..don’t do the chandler😂😂 Ifykyk

[@jenicarosenau1530]

Ahahhaahahah I just watched that episode 😭😂

[@cynical9165]

@@jenicarosenau1530 😂😂😂

[@Sprunkxl]

Cardlin: throws me off the bed Me: *sleeps*

[@ccinnimon]

me confused on how he could yank me off the bed when i always stay near the wall: also me: JUST ROLL WITH IT

[@teresitadelrocioquirozmora8615]

I love how he just talked to us while sleeping

[@dracomalfoy4617]

I came here after a break up and now I’m really really calm and happy

[@kayleigh1316]

I already love this! 😁 This is totally something my boyfriend would do 😅

[@cookiepie22]

Now Cardlin talking about the advantages of having a boyfriend than a pillow... And here is me looking at my pillow... DAMMIT! :')

[@LUVMETYLER]

THAT “Ahhh~” THO-

[@AnnuSingh-ht4jp]

Literally we don't want anything else but just cardlin posting all these stuff...😉

[@Al.1917]

If your girl steals the blankets in her sleep. It’s a tug of war you will never win

[@scoutdean222]

him: we dont need moe pillows me: *slowly turns to him* *in demon voice* we need more pilloooowwwssssssssshhhh... mrmph ok stop im tired

[@sm00thies86]

Cardlin: where does it hurt? me: e v e r y w h e r e

[@midorideaken7189]

Hehehe realistically, I would do this. XD Thanks for cheering my single butt again Cardlin!

[@blushingbae2011]

*Are you seriously asleep?* Sorry sir, not even a hurricane can wake my ass up when I wanna sleep.

[@vv33-33]

Cardlin:Where does it hurt Me: my elbow Cardlin: aww your head Uhhh yea

[@ChocoSenpai]

Ayeeee another lovely video! Super happy that you used my art for this one! I enjoyed this a lot 🥺💕💕 keep up the great work dude!

[@musicalgirl-pk9is]

*gets thrown off the bed* Cardlin: I’m not laughing at you I promise Me: *laughs too after getting up and realizing what happened*

[@waitjessaminute]

Such a nice, calm audio to refute today's current climate. So lovely. And that art though 😍😍✍✍

[@mtholen4425]

him: we already have six pillows! me: *looks at my three normal pillows and seven decorative pillows*

[@nttblooky1622]

Me:* feels the covers thrown off me and on the floor * * LOUD HISSING NOISES*

[@Ashlilay]

cardlin: *throws me out of the bed* cardlin: oh baby im sorry!! me: water breathing 10th form

[@MysticSarahh]

Cardlin: Just let go! Me: I’ll never let go, Jack- Cardlin

[@Thatchick228]

Cardlin: *yeets me off the bed* Me: oh okay I understand I’ll sleep on the floor then

[@Katelynstevenson1]

Him: *trying to get covers* Me: *nope even in real life* haha nope mine 😂😊 Him:*throws me of the bed* Me BOI I HAVE A BUNK BED AND I AM NO TOP ARE U TRYING TO KILL ME *trows pillow*

[@rimoishere564]

Me: *sleeps peacefully* Cardlin: *desperate whimpering* 😂😂😂😂

[@nicocollins5753]

When you are actually the heater so u tend to throw covers off... I'm like the inferno.

[@user-tl9zy1cz3e]

“Gently” *moments later* Y E E T

[@alyssasubsstar]

MY BED IS 24INCHES OFF THE GROUND- HOW COULD SHE SURVIVE THE FALL

[@pebble8448]

Idk but the animation of cardlin is so cute i love it😍

[@Iffah_ak]

I'm sorry but ''COOP TINTED LIKE A THEIF IN THE NIGHT!'' I just can't with the title!

[@himikotoga6056]

Im in love with Cardlins audios~❤❤❤

[@damitzuyugod]

I laughed so hard when you throwed her off the bed 🤣

[@mooncakebin2339]

Gets yeeted on the floor Me: *sleeps further on the ground*

[@Everchangeling]

OMG HE THREW US OFF THE BED I CAN'T! ✋💀