ASMR: we are going to be parents

[@icarus9065]

“You’re not gonna get fat, you’re just gonna get a little pregnant” If my bf/gf/husband/wife/fiancé doesn’t say this to me if we have a child I’m so going to slap them a new face

[@maiporfir4600]

GODDAMN I AGREE

[@laurenchambers392]

Lmfao-

[@BooingYou]

YES.

[@mxavocadosimp551]

Yes. :S

[@okaywhatdidyousnort]

agreed

[@itwasnevermeanttobe3241]

Him: *You've known for three days?! Why didnt you tell you me!?!?* Me: **Pterodactyl Screech**

[@GellieBean._.]

Lmao Katsuki what are you doing here?

[@ginnyweasley2690]

Bakugou Katsuki ? Hello?- what are y o u doing here?-

[@todorokishoto6482]

Bakugou Katsuki I get you

[@urmomsyd5485]

Todoroki Shoto what are you two doing here...?

[@hitoshishinsou4627]

Bakugou...!?

[@hobicaffes8002]

Me: **An average female scrolling thru my recommendeds page** My FBI agent: Girl I *KNOW* how lonely you are. I’m finna hook you up **Adds bf ASMR vid** Also my FBI agent: Thank me later sweetheart

[@fbiagent4166]

Np sweetheart

[@alexisharvey2043]

@@fbiagent4166 i- ur name just makes it funnier

[@fbiagent4166]

@@alexisharvey2043 thank you

[@alexisharvey2043]

@@fbiagent4166 np 😂😂😂

[@cheyenneslife3526]

Heyyy im your bae than

[@slanihall5993]

HOLD UP. HOLD UP. HOLD UP. SEVEN (7) YEARS and NO RING !?

[@melyssaperez5777]

😂

[@melody.kuromi1273]

My parents were together for 10 years before they got married lmao

[@irismarino3856]

@@melody.kuromi1273 my parents were together for a year a year later had me three years later divorced 😐

[@melody.kuromi1273]

@@irismarino3856 hey atleast that made them happy going seprate ways 😃

[@irismarino3856]

@@melody.kuromi1273 yea i guess now my moms on drugs and I live with my dad just saw her two days ago 😬👍

[@amethystbangle5302]

Me:*excited to have a baby!* Him: oh yeah you can't ride rollercoasters anymore Me: WHAT

[@laurenchambers392]

Two months later when I’m not scared of roller coasters- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

[@miko_as7500]

yk, i probably wouldn’t mind that, i am deathly afraid of rollercoasters 😂

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

Lol, I felt the same way when he said no sushi. 😂

[@jasminesmith7088]

Him: How long have we been together? Mmm 7 years. Me: How long have I been single? Forever!!

[@toshikeijiro300]

xD

[@hank2586]

Omg yes

[@wilburexcuseme9917]

Me: everytime I get a gf

[@Ghost_edits2011]

Sameeeee

[@mymoonhwa]

Him ; You hate Sushi Me ; I feel attacked Him ; You even hate roller coasters. Me ; I‘m ready to FIGHT YOU !

[@bluebellartist7217]

confused Yoongi i don’t like sushi since I hate seafood but I effing love roller coasters. Like me family HATES them but I’m like, “ok, just the 20th time, I want to ride it again!!!!!”

[@mymoonhwa]

BlueBell Artist I also don‘t like seafood. I just eat it with vegetables:) ❤️

[@vantete4350]

@@mymoonhwa i am in love with seafood *A LOT* they are my favourite . Sorry for my bad english

[@colombaescobar8623]

When he said u don't like sushi or roller coasters I was all like "I feel so attacked"

[@ImSoDoneWithYall]

Me: likes both of these things ÙnÚ

[@anime_pastel5739]

Him: yeah you can go to the gym with me Me: no I’m to lazy all I do is eat and watch KZbin and sleep

[@flee1144]

Baby Kawaii Unicorn ME!!👏😂😂😂

[@maggiemattison8140]

Yo same

[@only_vaeda7186]

i do that even when im not pregnant

[@ilikebread818]

Honestly same

[@madiyoung5167]

You gotta do a labor role play

[@flee1144]

Madi Young YASSS!!!

[@billiejeankennedy4594]

I KNOWWWWWWWWW I WAS THINKING THAT TOOOO! okay ill stop yelling..

[@ashleykothe3507]

That would be amazing honestly

[@itskarbine3070]

Yesssssd

[@zionqupid2554]

Omg might as well take asmr out of the title XD

[@lynnbracquene7307]

I guess I’m pregnerant now.

[@carlil_02]

*pregant* 😂

[@whynot6353]

CarliL Preganta

[@carlil_02]

@@erikae19 I meant to spell it like that, for lol's

[@vegazyla1402]

Pregernant

[@carlil_02]

@@erikae19 😂😂😂

[@girltrash8786]

HOLD UP! *I thought I was still in school*

[@alex-chan4951]

Lol

[@valen38200]

Oh fuck

[@卄乇卂乇几乙丨几]

We tryin to catch a case-

[@jasminejob3780]

we all are in the school and pregnant like in varsity /college

[@jamiealvis-rodriguez8288]

FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@tomo-zb3on]

1:34 he sounded like mordecai from regular show-

[@flee1144]

uh oh omg 🤣

[@hotsteamytea8137]

He does wtf!

[@precliard2790]

OMFG

[@mtholen4425]

OMG I HEAR IT 😂

[@aylissaakamattsleftthigh8686]

Omg he doooooo 😂

[@lubaba6422]

*and suddenly i’m having a child*

[@alex-chan4951]

Yep

[@nico_a3304]

Hopefully they look like eri

[@cheyennebritain4392]

Him:we’re gonna be parents Me: you know what that means ?😏 Him: no? Me: sHoPpInG!!! (\•o•/)

[@kooismyuniverse8115]

Cheyenne Britain (\ - w -/)

[@cheyennebritain4392]

Winter Bear Love your username Long live Kim Taehyung

[@prinya4667]

)^o^(

[@stefaniem5603]

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

[@valen38200]

\( •○• )/

[@Kelskels_]

When he said "ik we've been trying" My immature self died

[@buttersquash911]

Plss i went 🤔🤭😏😏

[@ire8188]

I come here every time I get sad because I'm never gonna be able to have kids and somehow I can imagine the love that someone in that situation would feel... and somehow that makes me feel better. Thank you❤️

[@stephy8486]

I'm in the same boat. They make me miss something I'll never have but at the same time make feel love and joy of it

[@igotyouallday9483]

Yeah me too.I mean it's not like I ever wanted kids but finding out that I literally can't have children was like the biggest slap to the face.Listening to this to somehow be able to guess what it feels like

[@madelinejolley1490]

@@EJ-qp8vs some people are just, infertile, so they cant have kids

[@ChaddersDuck268]

@@EJ-qp8vs ummm privacy

[@arlenebernardino6049]

Same boat

[@Ama_Stars27]

Him: why didn't you tell me sooner?! Me: probably because I was scared Him: cuz you were freaked out well then we could freak out together! Me: *how'd you know I'd be freaked out*

[@kimora_2674]

I heard him say it, right when I read this😂

[@beepboop2520]

Him : You hate sushi. Me : I LOVE SUSHI !

[@slaxter_]

I despise sushi 😤

[@zubdaalvi5653]

I hate sushi 👀

[@zubdaalvi5653]

@@slaxter_ same

[@ImSoDoneWithYall]

Ikr I love it-

[@lokirae3]

i LOVE sushi

[@BrownEyedBirdAudios]

I love your audios. And this one is so nice because I love guys who get excited about having kids and being a dad.

[@Snowyandvalentina]

Me to but I'm scared of kids

[@SillySigmas6969]

@@Snowyandvalentina Lol same

[@JournalGingerbreadcookies]

I can’t wait to tell my boyfriend that news when we start our family

[@cychlone]

no one asked

[@kikuirimm]

Aoi Takeshi I love your pfp😂

[@kikuirimm]

Aoi Takeshi uwu🥺

[@monkey7588]

@@cychlone Salty 😆😆 *HIT DAT RAGE QUIT*

[@oooodoni]

@@cychlone Omg your so ✨ cool ✨😀

[@tin5222]

The people who dislike this video THEY DONT HAVE HEAD PHONES

[@bangchan7817]

The video: we are gonna be parents! AD: ARBY’S NEW FRESH WRAPS

[@gloria-xp6ik]

*me virtually pregnant: 🤰*

[@wubbalubbadubdub3762]

It’s been nine months how is everything?

[@gloria-xp6ik]

@@wubbalubbadubdub3762 just had the baby 😩

[@elianagunther5359]

Lmao me too 😂😅

[@ewanlxne]

Me, a male, thinking I clicked on ‘helping me sleep’: 🤵🏻 -> 🤰🏻

[@st4r729]

OML, well you found your perfect partner if your in LGBTQ then. No hate, just LOVE and bliss

[@Vikaiztired]

Are you telling me i’m pregnananat😳

[@anamassey8187]

Pregante

[@brat.zdholl]

Gregnant

[@kikachu2036]

Preggnanto

[@adijaangel5680]

Oh gosh I'm - Pomegranate

[@abril5285]

Omg I’m- ✨ᑭOᗰᗴᖇᗩᑎIᗩᑎ🦋

[@wellsht7830]

Video: Pregnancy Me: Oh- lemme just pretend like I’m NOT afraid to put a tampon in🖐🏾

[@charlotteevans3585]

It’s terrifying

[@h.s264]

Awwww..that was so sweet. Definitely going into the my favourite list . Your scripts are amazing and so realistic. who thinks this should be a series and maybe hopefully we would see a part two someday ☺ #notificationsquad

[@BeforeKnightfalls]

Believe or not, most of the stuff I record is on the spot

[@user-rc1ph3ft2s]

with how naturally you talk, I'd be more surprised if it were scripted or planned!

[@kinzyfouad8261]

I would be a terrible mom Who want a mom who's watch yaoi manga every single day 😹😹

[@jenifferlueger2137]

Me🤣

[@redqueen3630]

...i feel like I've been found out

[@sxnny_vibez6434]

Aayyyy👍😉 If you wanna listen to yaoi look up Fo-Hu theyve got some really juicy audios.

[@joeabbott2742]

Me

[@cheyennebritain4392]

Me.....🥺🤏

[@emilymcnew7117]

"I don't know, this is my first kid, I assume we need a doctor." I'm crying XD

[@maddi2637]

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP I thought we already had a baby 😮🤨🧐

[@ween748]

*plot twist you were in a coma*

[@alie8805]

*ooops*

[@melyssaperez5777]

Plot twist you had a dream inside of ur dream

[@shecherry1379]

him : did you just do one or did you do another one ? me : i did two actually him :you did 3 me : .... 😐... um i said 2 ...

[@loreleimay]

These are so calming

[@jaz9891]

Him: “Just mom” Me: “Yeah or mama, yours can be Daddy😏😌” Him: ”yeah I figured that’s gonna be my title, it’s my title now anyway😏” Me: “HUH??!😃 I- 😳 WOAH SIR PLEASE😅”

[@Skedadlee]

This roleplay instantly made me want to play the sims and I don't know why 😂

[@milo4707]

Mom come pick me up, I'm scared

[@ixsugawaraxi5440]

Him: It's like you have a secret that you just wont tell me... Me: No, no, nno, definitly not, PLAY ON UR SWITCH WHILE I EAT MY SUSHI

[@oooodoni]

Suga~~

[@mewgulfs_sunflower9258]

Omg, this audio is so adorable. I love you and your cuteness💜

[@asmrfallen]

Bro I’m not even kidding he said that we were going to teach the kid three languages and I said it before him and I was like I’m going to teach Spanish French and English and then he said it

[@MaddieBullock]

When he started talking about not being fat I started giggling, then it escalated to massages and I started laughing harder and then he goes “Can I see it again? You peed on it a few days ago. It’s fine.” I died 🤣 I love this, and I really need part 2!

[@105ma1]

wait im just now realizing that you said we’ve been together for seven years and your first upload was literally seven years ago 🥺 it really has been that long 🥺🥺🥺

[@saraithebaby9489]

Him: you hate sushi Me: I told you I can’t have any seafood. I’m allergic.

[@lillywalker5649]

HEllO I aM moTheR nOw thIs iS mY foOD babY, his nAmE iS TiMmY aNd hE iS a pAin In aSs bUt I lUve hiM

[@neelamoss3822]

I am crying this is funny 🤣 🤣🤣

[@heemylove7924]

“ohhhh my go-“ “START LEARNING WITH US TODAY”

[@Ruruuu114]

Omg, i love it. Can't wait for part two maybe 😊

[@addi2457]

at 8:53 when he said “yeah i firgurs that’s going to be my title” and then said something like “it already is”. i felt something 😳🤭

[@addi2457]

figure*

[@yobtch7895]

Me: *looks in comments* Also me: there are no pregnanant comments..... lets change that

[@smiles_xoxo]

I wanna know; how do u make the kissing noises? Like I can't help but imagine u kissing ur arm or smthing like that 😅😅

[@abiriggs3088]

i wanna know too

[@beatrice_kookie9915]

I know know

[@mimiq1131]

I know someone who does asmr and said that he makes out with his hands 😂

[@user-gm1od1zi5f]

He prob kisses his mic alone in his room lmao

[@hailey._edits2100]

Every time he makes kissing sounds I get butterflies and I know I’m not the only one 😂😂

[@coolkat1567]

literally EVERY time lmao

[@6543-d6c]

Him:you hate sushi Me:😍😍😍he knows💛💛

[@caffeinefree667]

FRRRR 💀💀💀💀💀

[@jaz9891]

9:37 “like a little bit of Spanish” Me a Hispanic, a Mexican, a native Spanish speaker: OMG YESS MY KIDS WILL SPEAK SPANISH!! THEY HAVE TO!😌

[@chloec.1819]

Him: you hate sushi Wow ok I know I don’t eat it all the time but. Him: and you hate roller coaster I’m offended. You think you know the guy 7 years really are you sure about that. 😑

[@Deluluqueen2348]

Title: we r going to be parents *Me on my period* Mmhm yup.... im pregnant🤰🤰

[@izzyagirlmady509]

My mom: what are you listening to let me hear Me: *changes real quick to gospel music * ok here you go.

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

Every time they ask me to do this is exactly what I do.

[@Tav_Matt]

Him: I mean think about the perks My brain: You mean the morning sickness, the post pregnancy depression, back pain, the headaches.

[@NickMate]

I love how one of the first things he worries about is baby food. Bruh they don't eat solids for months. I dont even have kids or like them and i know that

[@anna_sloth15]

I’ve been smiling the entire time 😊

[@xoclairee]

omg lol i do hattee sushi anddd rolleeerrr coastersss

[@emilyrain5702]

Same though haha

[@todorokishoto6482]

Claire Cottrell I am the way opposite of you

[@valen38200]

I dont like sushi but roller coasters 👌

[@platypus4904]

The food in my stomach: Hello father. **creepy smile**

[@mother5201]

I've watched this video about a hundred times now and it's not gett old

[@tealouie.3]

"i-I'm gonna be a dad, your gonna be a mom, we're gonna be parents!" i deadass said out loud- *"well yeah, that's how it usually works"*

[@dreamsdickdamage4899]

Him: how long have I known you...7 years I’ve known you ....I know you pretty well by now... me: yeah seven years and I still don’t see a ring on my finger 🤦‍♀️

[@tialuvsturtlz]

I’ve stumbled across your account and I’m in love with the audios!!! ❤❤

[@rebeccaa.245]

Him: You hate sushi Me: Sir I love sushi Him: And you never liked rollercoaster that much anyway Me: Dude I LOVE me some rollercoasters

[@ziridestaudios]

I.... Oh my god, I have died from the adorableness of this video 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@katierose7571]

the 3 dislikes are from MY parents😂 (step-parent included)

[@itskarbine3070]

Makes sense lol

[@mingming243]

“You hate sushi” **Confused Japanese noises**

[@shakiradatta]

Wait a second... IM NOT GOING THROUGH BIRTH NO NO NO NO WAY

[@KimDaiLee]

Narrador: Después de esto, el se fue por cigarros y ya no regreso 🙌

[@BeforeKnightfalls]

Narrador: ... hasta que fumó todo el paquete

[@KimDaiLee]

@@BeforeKnightfalls hahaha😁 Wait, Waiiit Spanish??!! Omg thx for reply

[@jnkksof]

JAJAJA NOOO

[@flee1144]

Lol 😂🤣😂

[@jupiiter4k]

I thought he went for milk

[@Pinklola911]

1:34 IT’S MORDECAI

[@rainecloude152]

Hey Knight. I have a question only because I'm curious about how it would go. We have a ton of pregnancy audios such as the Pregnancy Pains video or the You Need To Take It Easy video. But again out of curiosity...will there be a labor audio? Like when it's actually happening? I know if one of the Dad Duty ones you told the little one the story of them being born but we never actually got to see how that went down. I'm just wondering if you're planning on making one of those :3 Love your vids!

[@SkylarPiano]

....this kinda got me emotional.....I spent my childhood in a single parent family.....so I dream for getting married and have a family with my loved one one day...........I don’t want to be famous or rich.........a stable life with a warm loving family of my own one day would be enough...............and I can’t wait till that day....... God knows how jealous I am every time I see a happy family taking a walk together........ I truly wish I can be a part of a happy family like that one day...............

[@mariuxa1404]

THIS. I relate so much to this comment. I just want to open my bakery and have a loving and stable relationship with someone 😭

[@killerqueen6733]

knight: you're gonna be a mom, were gonna be perents! me: ew.. but also like cute 😂

[@Whoszoeqrandolph]

Now i need a labor and delivery asmr

[@yeonjunluvr3696]

this is the cutest thing

[@crystalwaters7257]

5:43 the fact that it’s actually Thursday night

[@lous4362]

We need a craving one, like wake you up at night and want something to eat

[@raeluv8714]

okay but like your voice is SO attractive :D

[@milkyhoney6988]

When u low-key wish u had a bf like this💔😞

[@Lizishere545]

Him: oh my god! Oh my go- *duo Lingo helps u with all learning languages!🤗*

[@yellowshimmer9198]

Could you do like a labor coach audio? I think that’s be amazing 💕💕💕

[@parkjimin6238]

hold up, I’m pregununent

[@12bree4]

Park Jimin pregannanant

[@URMOM-qm2vs]

me: is it possible to- youtube: is it possible to be inlove with a voice. me: 😶😶😶

[@SodaliteSushi]

“You never really liked sushi” Me: 🧍🏻‍♀️*I MUST BE AN IMPOSTER*

[@clairedovela4191]

Unfortunately there aren’t a lot of really good men like Knight and Cardlin

[@seila1434]

0:48

[@maxine3016]

Knight: your just gonna get a little pregnant Me: A LITTLE 👁👄👁💧

[@Anna_mehmi]

7 years..? I’m not complaining😌

[@rochelkatz4868]

Him: no rollercoasters and no seafood Me: I'm cool with that

[@melethnin4714]

Him:We could do a train running around the top Me: HOGWARTS EXPRESS!!😀😂

[@w1ldcxrd_YN]

Omg this has made my day, this is adorable 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@shahadnj8056]

Him: You hate sushi Me: no baby I’m not🙃💔

[@madisonh8226]

i love rollercoasters and sushi

[@daisy4892]

8:52 the laugh 😭👊

[@waylaykay]

"you hate sushi" WAIT WHAT

[@animenerd9308]

You known for 3 days and you didn’t tell me?!!!??!? Me: uh...... ye

[@VivianaOrtiz-mc4yg]

Him: no coffee Me: I need my coffee

[@curlytv9275]

1:15 why did I start laughing “your not fucking with me”

[@bibizidiansub8439]

Him: let me see it Me thinking about that meme: YoU fUcKiNg LyInG lEmMe SeE iT

[@PrivetyaEce]

İts so cute and I M CRYİNG OK ?! Are you happy now !!its realy cute 😭🥰❤️

[@baguette1am368]

Him: “No seafood.” Me: “WHAT?! NO SHRIMP OR ANYTHING?!”

[@janetbarajas9981]

I don't want to be pregnant I LoVe Shi

[@janetbarajas9981]

Shrimp