ASMR worst reviewed face painter

[@insertgooduserhere6328]

"I'm just painting your chin" *waves brush in front of eyes*

[@spaghettiman421]

Insert Good User Here your profile pic is the undertale AU that is big no multiplied by 10000000000000000000

[@bvnny5274]

POV: you are a chin

[@monjurmorshed9967]

Insert Good User Here Yep, I love getting paint on my eyes and having mercury poisoning, and going blind. And possibly dying.

[@cursedmeme7805]

Jojo: *drinks paint water* Deborah: _excuse me what the fu-_

[@gambuzas8625]

I swear i laughed so much at this comment😂😂

[@thenasideofthemoon7612]

This make me _chuckle_

[@MAGEMYST69]

ｐａｉｎ　ｗａｔｅｒ

[@stevenvialpando8365]

@@MAGEMYST69 *SPERM WATER*

[@chillestbox3543]

ck

[@Miksu__]

Anyone else loving these "worst reviewed" videos?

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Me

[@inkeri1213]

🙋‍♀️

[@Hussamoha23]

Omg loving them

[@arianeuy4663]

he does it best!!

[@joydivisionfan1094]

MiksuOW Count me in! Keep doing em, Jojo.

[@jojot7518]

Jojo: there’s a chance that there’s mercury in our paint Gen z: sick give me a drink

[@spoon.doggle5506]

ⁿᵘᵗʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ

[@ShreddKrumb]

@@spoon.doggle5506 nut ree ants

[@dantekotsovolos7261]

@@icydoesyt shut up

[@isso3135]

People ignore that gen z people are people born After year 2000

[@anwitamalladi9278]

@@isso3135 it's actually 1997 to 2012

[@ilovemonkeys765]

Jojo: *talks about “Wike Mazowski”the whole time* Me: “Oh hes getting to W, hes probably gonna say wike mazowski. Jojo: “Willy Wonker”

[@viwa5960]

If you read it properly it's actually funny !

[@kam5060]

EternalPain Willy Wanker

[@viperblake3375]

@Kam it’s November that’s illegal

[@MAGEMYST69]

Wyke Wojouskeii

[@CantThink1Sorry]

@@MAGEMYST69 that's smart

[@destroyeverything8942]

Jojo: “You want some water?” Me: yes Jojo: we cant afford water Also Jojo: Deborah can you get me a glass of water for the paint.

[@leocioffi7032]

Debra* haha

[@I_c0uldnt_think_0f_a_username]

Ohhhhh yeah! Bruh

[@Kehzro]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maytedaniela1704]

@Canned Feelingz@ you are gross

[@LongJohn617]

Canned Feelingz damn beat me to it

[@AldenHoffman]

It would be hilarious if you did a “Worst rated Exorcist” for halloween

[@eliottkid123]

Omg yes the beat comment here

[@eliottkid123]

fuck. Best *

[@bruh4054]

PLEASE OMG IM ROLLING

[@slowdiveshinji]

OMG HELL YEAH

[@XtraGranDeeZ]

This

[@keesbrinker9778]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Is this one star or five stars i cant tell" - a customer that did absolutely not suffer from mercury poisoning

[@plantguy285]

R.I.P X.X

[@PremiumKartoffell]

Couldn‘t see the stars imao

[@depstrider]

My therapist: Wike Mazowski doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you. Wike Mazowski: 1:48

[@Voxxna]

Wike will keep you woke. He hides out of sight untill he needs to feed. That pain in your stomach isn't bad food... It's a sign wike monsteri has entered. And will not e x i t

[@lydial658]

Motivat0r :5 then what was that yellow round thing that fell out my butt yesterday?

[@HelterwithoutSkelter]

@@lydial658 the sun

[@ratboy2164]

*_What the hell is going on_*

[@HelterwithoutSkelter]

@@ratboy2164 indigestiom

[@lasagna5047]

Jojo: There's a "little bit" of Mercury in this paint Also Jojo: chugs a full cup of paint water

[@monkeplier5921]

Oof

[@veqe8401]

Its good for horesteral

[@pastakid1146]

F

[@Callum0814]

Its so he gets super powers

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Me-

[@dillonhuckins67]

mercury: seeping into my pores and suppressing my nervous system JoJo: *...we like to have fun here*

[@talialeanne7521]

Dillon Huckins this deserves more likes 😌😌🤚🏼

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@talialeanne7521 nope

[@ashleighhunt3323]

Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 what do you mean nope

[@ImJustLayZ]

@@ashleighhunt3323 i said it dont deserve more likes

[@polum]

Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 why

[@Ecliblib]

⭐ He said "i'm going over your chin" while putting paint in my eyes... -A blind costumer who wasn't blind before

[@Chaos_Toille]

😂😂😂 Thats Exactly why I wear Glasses(Ive been Wearing glasses for 3 years) 😂😂😂😂

[@Average0Joe]

"oh there is no chin, moving on"

[@ciara1766]

BAGAHAHAHAGAHA

[@vincentvangothic]

H0w did u type this then hmmmmm???

[@Mio_fields]

This is my first time doing time stamps! So I apologize if its off 0:00 stirring water 0:18 drinking "Paint water" 0:34 more formally welcoming you 0:46 talking about Halloween 1:41 saying you want mike Makowski 2:07 saying he's experienced 2:36 showing paints 2:46 telling you about things inside the paint 3:09 side effects 3:35 signing waver 3:54 choosing wrong colors 5:25 showing cheap paintbrush/uses to clean ears 6:24 preparing 7:25 putting on the base color (yellow)/ judging you 10:51 game time while still painting 15:34 finishing game 15:56 choosing more colors 16:29 would you rather 18:38 game over 18:45 cleaning paintbrush 19:25 last little details 20:10 Completely finished 20:55 another game 21:52 quits game 22:13 leaving Thank you for reading this, I know its very in depth but I hope U like it~ Edit: I'm not one to talk about likes, but 600? Wow!

[@Mio_fields]

@Aidan Kuang Aww thx!

[@sparky4653]

Thanks for this!!

[@Mio_fields]

@@sparky4653 Your Welcome!

[@yourtrachea518]

Actually it’s wike wakowski he has two eyes

[@oochakathe5th16]

Darkking Actually it’s wike mazowski

[@FamousMrChair]

Me: Sooooooo how much does Debra get paid again? Jojo: Nothing Me: wait a second...

[@marrowyoutube]

Linda From Daz Games > Debra From Jojo's ASMR

[@rohitrao9302]

@@marrowyoutube yess thank u i love daz he's a beast and so is jojo

[@JS-iu3ce]

ReaperZGaming slave labour

[@matthewheadbang9233]

Jojo: these paints have heavy metal in em. *cannibal corpse playing in the distance*

[@thefinalflash6211]

Didn’t he drink the paint water

[@chad_nessie]

He has one day to find a cure

[@QuandariousDingle]

@@thefinalflash6211 he did

[@jmgrule]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ " Lost my eye from this, but the spider was amazing ! " - A new found pirate.

[@bellac6311]

"There's a little bit of *mercury* in our paints." *Anti-Vax Karens have entered the chat*

[@greycaudill2263]

TittyAssNigga You suggest that the person who commented this was stupid, but before you say anything I want you to look at your username and think about that. Don’t go saying people are wrong if you don’t get the joke.

[@bellac6311]

@@goliragames8669 I meant that they entered the chat to complain and freak out, because mercury and metals in vaccines is one of the main reasons they don vaccinate their kids.

[@trainedkirbylife]

i thought it said mercury in our pants and i questioned my life choices

[@prodbykvz]

lol the people that just got mad at this comment just deleted all of their replies lmaoooo

[@bellac6311]

KvobsPlaysStuff lmao

[@oopsksk1304]

“This paint is actually. Rlly. B o o t y.” -Jojo 2019

[@clipsahoy8229]

I saw that your comment had no replies and I thought I would confused you lol

[@jjman810]

Lol

[@vscru]

i wish i knew if his laugh was genuine or if it was fake lmao and he tried to hold it in

[@katedavines5179]

He's making a half ASMR vidio AND THE OTHER HALF IS JUST BEING hilariously stupid

[@wiseusername2379]

Jojo: "if we are doing wike mazowki we are gonna use a ton of..YELLOW...." Wike Mazowski: Am I a joke to you?

[@maryzimmerman6890]

Plot twist Mike Mazowki’s twin brother is Wike Mazowki 😱😱😱

[@glitchtrap9112]

@@maryzimmerman6890 you mean Mike wazowki

[@lemex27gamesnshit]

Glitch Trap bruh, read it again.

[@maryzimmerman6890]

Glitch Trap yes thank you don’t know how to spell Lol 😂

[@glitchtrap9112]

@@maryzimmerman6890 GOD DAMNIT

[@drpepper3922]

ok but the fact this series exists i’m sure is to fuel our social anxiety

[@SakuraAdachi]

The fact that this is called “Worst reviewed painter” is concerning, I don’t think bad painters talk to you about Monsters Inc. Only people like Bob Ross do that.

[@goldeagle1319]

Imperial Spy you my friend are a fucking genius

[@drvpz2471]

So where the fuck are you headed with that

[@lorenarakijasic1851]

Imperial Spy epic

[@kylesmith4513]

I liked this because it's an original comment. So tired of the shitty quote comments.

[@Eddy-dn1jx]

@@kylesmith4513 no one: Everyone: stfu with that shite You mean like that? I know I just used it but yeah it's cancerous in every sense of the word.

[@cptnr3x256]

Everyone : "That's not in monsters ink!" Jojo: "Reality can be whatever I want."

[@xanderlommen7u770]

Inc*

[@Justme2278j]

Xander Lommen 7u7 angry god noises 😠

[@DauntingInc]

*inc

[@someguy8315]

Said Bob ross

[@xanderlommen7u770]

@@Justme2278j yass

[@foxieartyt7498]

Jojo: *”spins water”* Also jojo: *OH* hi Me: uhh hi Jojo: *”sips paint water”*

[@flamewolf2936]

Different water, the first one was cloudy but the second one is clear as my ex’s phone to call me

[@slumjum90]

@@flamewolf2936 self burn, those are rare.

[@handleonafridge6828]

@Buffin it’s better for the joke, you can say *mixes paint in the water* but… I think I just disproved myself

[@PokeCardZach]

It might be lemonade anyway he didn’t drink the... so called paint water

[@lobsterdude5132]

It has nutritional value

[@SootWhisker]

“Yes I know who wike masouski is I had a childhood” Me: **dying laughing on the floor**

[@picklesonrice6964]

No one: Literally no one: JoJo in the description: *"rate five stars or I will paint a willy on your face"*

[@corevortex6198]

Pickles on Rice i did

[@anxgii]

Ummmmmmmm lol

[@str_aubrey]

⭐ "I left with 🅱ercury 🅱oisoning" -🅱erry 🅱ee 🅱enson

[@rockst.r5]

This is a stupid question but how do you use bold

[@picklesonrice6964]

@@rockst.r5 use this thing once before and after you type * *Pickles on Rice*

[@cobythompson8191]

No one: Literally no one: Jojo: paint water is so good for the cholesterol

[@nj-07]

OMG GUYS, DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT CAUSE ITS AT 69 LIKES

[@MAGEMYST69]

ｈａｈａ　ｌｏｌｚ

[@kyant5040]

It just passed 420

[@queenandgoodomensfan6359]

It is

[@helderboutens]

I thought he said bath water

[@sickichaotic]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I'm totally not getting paid for leaving a good rating -A satisfied costumer that's not getting paid to leave a good rating.

[@satanicangel6384]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I'm totaly not getting paid for rating a customer comment. -A satisfied replier that's not getting paid to leave a good customer commenting rating.

[@raymondkoon9431]

Why negative 5,000,000,000 stars for this bad comment

[@raymondkoon9431]

Sorry

[@ryzeau9904]

What I gotta was the last waqñqnn lmao I just woke up I was in my phone and I typed this

[@beeisdumbaf]

I’m convinced that this isn’t someone that was payed to leave a good rating, and is actually a satisfied customer

[@fallingcookies]

The people who disliked were intoxicated by the mercury poisoning and thought it was the subscribe button

[@djalcove3027]

Jojo:gives me mercury poisoning Me:🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@David_MSO]

Hehe, Lol

[@elliexclarky6172]

Lol hehhehe

[@cutiesoupia]

I mean, We have to take a trade off with your health but see how good you look.

[@r3zz123]

I get it since paint has mercury in it. Nice

[@remarkable4478]

Honestly who goes to a face painter to get they’re face painted🙃

[@clipsahoy8229]

JoJo: *chugs a cup of paint water that contains mercury* Me: Yeah that makes sense

[@Nutlicker683]

bnha gang

[@clipsahoy8229]

Yeeeee

[@sushi1482]

YEEEE

[@outerscience1720]

Indeed it does

[@omumafu6346]

uraraka marching my thoughts perfectly

[@wiseusername2379]

Jojo: "How are you feeling" Me: Well I am hungry and i- Jojo: "Your hallucinating?" Me: No I didn't say that

[@bigchung7434]

Stop trying to get likes please it is obvious what you are doing you. Have commented like 4 times already, just stop, no offense but you're not funny.

[@jeremylee5527]

asmr 3dio she has at least 5 times as many likes as you asshole

[@Nightmare-fg4be]

big chung ya dude only five likes

[@dracodux]

big chung who asked

[@blagoevski336]

@@dracodux Me

[@missing_username-m6s]

This video is like a checkpoint to me, i keep coming back here every evening because this video is hilarious, it comforts me, cheers me up and puts me to sleep

[@BeepisMcWeepis]

Fr

[@jpoponiak]

" There's a little bit of mercury in our paint " Gen Z with TidePods: ⁿᵒⁱᶜᵉ

[@tygenwiese7370]

ńòíćè

[@Thatscrayzee]

LMAO

[@eugene9133]

Think thats bad? Gen z also invented a challenge to light them selves on fire. Sometimes being a gen z isn’t the best.

[@jpoponiak]

@@eugene9133 b..b..but I'm gëñ Z Also I may have done that challenge

[@joeyharwood1086]

How do you get such small letters?

[@kawaiidonut2218]

*Me*- Can we go to a face painter? *Mom*- We have a face painter at home *Face painter at home:*

[@wisky8693]

first reply

[@Memer_Monkey]

Who tf as a face painter at home

[@Memer_Monkey]

sad nobody asked/gives a fuck/cares

[@wisky8693]

Swap Papyrus yeah ik :(

[@Memer_Monkey]

sad didn’t expect y’a to reply congrats y’a passed the vibe check and I failed to start an argument

[@deannar1155]

Jojo is killing it with the "worst reviewed" role plays

[@mohara6452]

Even after 4 years, this type of ASMR is my favorite. Nothing like getting back to home

[@keego3917]

How about “Worst Reviewed Reviewer”

[@canis3432]

*Majin Octoling* underrated comment

[@wolfpack7647]

How about a worst reviewed reviewer were reviewing someone Yep

[@yukionnaslayer1]

So jojo reviewing nostalga critic really badly

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

J

[@oss_james]

Reverse card

[@jetpack3157]

“That’s what she said” *flashbacks to the office* 😳

[@pebisv1653]

*flashback to the white girl war of 2018*

[@Patrick-nm1dd]

I was the 169th person to like this

[@luist9560]

Isaac Pereda p m M M mm mmmm. L mm m Mm m

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Oh hec not again-

[@Slowk_yt]

Ahhahahahaha 🤣 *laughts in the Office meme*

[@cswansongtford]

Jojo:"what do you want painted for your costume?" Me:"a surgeon mask" JoJo:"Wike mosowski" Me:"no"

[@Angiesunshine13]

Damien Nicholas I would want a plague doctor mask by now

[@olixa9889]

How tf did tou know?!

[@deezballs4733]

Time traveler??

[@wadzee3954]

@@Angiesunshine13 tf?

[@racingbuildsoro3225]

Whoa how and the heck

[@erisandme6323]

What a character from Monsters Inc. that starts with C? Jojo: Mr. Krabs 🦀 🍔 💵

[@AmrinDoesDumb]

Captain underpants 👕👖

[@innocentdog7933]

Colored monster

[@melonzach7899]

oh yea mister krabs

[@duccducc3186]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I don't want a Willy on my face." - A person

[@DylanE456]

💀💀💀

[@owensalt]

“WiKe MaZoWsKi Is YeLlOw” And this, my friends is what we call quality content.

[@marissabrady6187]

Don’t know if my tingling is from the asmr or the mercury

[@flakeysaltman4665]

Marissa Brady same??

[@denkikaminari-certifiedtomato-]

its both

[@ricardoseverino3333]

I’m concerned 😟

[@unintelligentintellectual8508]

Oh the best tingles come from mercury

[@oogway9760]

Clever

[@Ocearls]

“Yeah we do face painting here is that even a question” THAT GOT ME LMAO

[@squidwardsclarinet2391]

14:49 “oh of course mr. krabs with a q” that had me dead🥴😂

[@kingtopher4295]

Don’t you mean Mr. Qrabs

[@leonardoduarte7855]

D, De Teletubbies

[@coltonpowell8005]

He literally said this as I read the comment 🤯

[@ndb4979]

Jojo: Our face paints may or may not have mercury in it Also Jojo: Impressively chugs paint water

[@spoon.doggle5506]

ⁿᵘᵗʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ

[@Ohchitzixgobkvid]

It’s not the same glass he picks up another off screen

[@ChArLI3ISB0RED]

@@Ohchitzixgobkvid .... its a roplay

[@princessgalaxia]

Nobody: Jojo: *I love the refreshing taste of paint water first thing in the morning.*

[@baniracc]

mercery and earwax tastes nice aswell

[@MAGEMYST69]

ｓａｍｅ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｐａｉｎ　ａｎｄ　ａｇｏｎｙ

[@hello._.whatdouwant2951]

@@MAGEMYST69 - v e r y g o o d s t u f f f o r t h e c h l e s t r o l -

[@K_Lagga]

⭐️ ⭐️ “He used permanent marker instead of normal paint.” -Reviewer1234

[@cieraslays7442]

*me getting my face painted at his shop* Me: Jojo: Jojo: "I would just like to say your nose is really hard to work with. Yeah its really bulchy and gross, but i mean GeNiTiCs RiGhT"

[@Angiesunshine13]

Ciera Messom you Squidward’s sibling, correct?

[@cieraslays7442]

@@Angiesunshine13 Yess. Can you help me reunite with squidward!

[@mr.chickennugget2944]

Plot twist: He was painting a mirror

[@cieraslays7442]

@@mr.chickennugget2944 😂😂

[@scodyfps]

Me watching this in late September: ok ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Not being threatened to leave a good rating - a customer not being threatened

[@mr.plaguedoc2880]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Oh god they are holding me gunpoint and demanding that I rate 5 stars oh god oh f***” - A happy costumer that totally wasn’t held at gunpoint

[@Stp1497]

@@mr.plaguedoc2880 *BANG* “shit we forgot to turn the camera off.”

[@sgt.mittens2451]

🌮 🌮 💪🥲🤌 I brought tac-oh my god someone call the p- **bang**

[@jimjim4022]

D

[@geotheleo2716]

Me watching almost a year later

[@alexb2623]

No one: Literally no one: Jojo: WiKe MaZoWsKi

[@camthedestroyer1490]

I thought he said “White Mazowski” 😂

[@easyrock6296]

Boo: Wike Mazowski

[@GOAK_1]

He should’ve said sully wazowski

[@pulsargeist]

Make wizowski

[@Cinny_craftsasmr]

Frrr💀🤣💀🤣💀

[@sweetheartrockabilly]

I like how every time he says yellow he looks straight to the camera like he still mad after we say Wike Mazowski is green

[@forgottenarsenic5409]

No one: Not a single person: Jojo: ThaTs WhAt ShE sAiD

[@MAGEMYST69]

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄｜匚匚

[@jacoblehr3064]

Stfu with these nobody comments they’re so fucking annoying

[@Ticklepickle875]

Forgotten Arsenic literally Michael Scott u dweeb

[@asdfgyjhvj7881]

Mickey Succ U Nutt No one: Not a single person: You: sTfU wItH tHeSe NoBoDy CoMmEnTs ThEyRe sO fUcKiNg AnNoYiNg

[@Dizee.]

I'm Trying to Make You Mad.. Name checks out

[@geebygeeber]

Why is Jojo wiping his hand after a handshake deeply offending me

[@redvoids8657]

AgnusTale• アグナステイル he doesn’t want ya filthy hand germs on his hands

[@Cheese-xf2nj]

H E A L T H

[@Goninja_]

Because he does not want your disease

[@Goninja_]

Jk

[@stereodegree2257]

They asked why it offended them, not why JoJo did the action in the first place.

[@AOB454]

Wait a minute he looks like the guy that gave me that awful cranial exam

[@moony_padfoot]

Ya ikr Lol

[@agenderacademia594]

Also that guy who gave me the worst haircut ever! Seriously he made my hair pink with mercury hair dye. Such a coincidence

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

Hold on... Isn't he that dentist that sprayed week-old coffee onto my teeth?

[@willvallance5804]

And the dentist

[@Angiesunshine13]

And my dumb tutor that didn’t even teach me anything....

[@zephyrusorcleo7383]

"I'm going to take care of you, I'm very experienced in my job, I have been face painting for many years" *sir, you just drank paint water*

[@almapaczko3711]

“I’m just gonna start tipping my wet paintbrush- THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID-“ Edit: people, Jojo said that, not me 6:44

[@entity42]

@Alex Morrison Mom pick me up I'm scares

[@captainmagma6204]

T h e o f f i c e

[@leonardoduarte7855]

@@entity42 i am reads

[@joaotoe2833]

@Alex Morrison jojo said that you idiot

[@cyrerodriguez7352]

@Derpy Marshmallow I get that he didn’t know but you didn’t need to call him an idiot... Skeppy: idot You don’t need to get it and it is spelled wrong I did that on purpose

[@orbincarter1727]

Me: Almost asleep Jojo: that's what she said Me: dying in laughter Also me: cant get back to sleep

[@Roast_Potato13]

Jojo: so what are you doing after this? Me:taking a shower Jojo: am I invited? :>

[@whoathere5282]

@@bcrntsl2415 its a joke-

[@custarrdd3306]

Lmao wtf I-

[@hahab1ll756]

aw fuck

[@trevisscoot6597]

He has a girlfriend-

[@custarrdd3306]

@@trevisscoot6597 wait rea-

[@No-xi9jh]

⭐️ “He drank the paint water, when didn’t clean his hands, I’m scared.” -a very afraid customer

[@brylinton3643]

Him: Do you want water?? Yeah sorry... we can’t afford water. Me: then wtf is the paint water made of... >~

[@cutiesoupia]

It's made of spit.

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

Sorry if I'm not getting a joke as I'm bad at picking up on stuff like this, but paint water is made of water. It is merely called paint water because artists get the brush's colour off by dipping the paint into the water.

[@ingabeanga6423]

@@Sleepy-yp4wx He meant that Jo said they couldn't afford water, but there was water for the paint, so this person was asking what the paint water was made out of they couldn't afford water

[@blueninja9513]

Is vodka. Vodka is BEST

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

@@ingabeanga6423 Yeah, I realised about 1 day after the reply and hoped that nobody else would notice my reply, but here we are.

[@LIMEHEADx]

”Im just wetting up my brush, you feel me.” ”So im just gonna start dipping my brush, thats what she said.”

[@kellymarkgraf6100]

“You have a big forehead” -Jojo’s ASMR

[@blacck0ut177]

Kelly Markgraf well that’s not the only big head I have

[@MAGEMYST69]

Just like you

[@apollofulbright3484]

Jacksfilms alert

[@violent.violet5539]

Jack ass alert!

[@baniracc]

More forehead means more room for the brain

[@gemmahamlet7410]

Imagine being some who just wants a face paint Jojo: drinks paint water Customer: isn’t that bad

[@eyyeyy6939]

"We are using this very TECHNICAL brush" Wait a minute...

[@wrestleking2563]

I said the same thing

[@bonorange4370]

Dr t anyone?

[@georgeduvall1666]

Everyone: comes here to feel relaxed Me: comes here to see what he says to Debra Edit:thanks for all the likes

[@yaimi84]

Jojo: sorry we can’t afford water *HaS wAtTeR*

[@brianliu38]

can you afford proper spelling?

[@whyinalt5207]

Brian Liu oi can u afford manners DUDE huh DUDE

[@prsly.h6739]

What is the point of commenting and responding with aggressive intentions, both of you, come on.

[@yaimi84]

Please stop fighting

[@brianliu38]

@@prsly.h6739 it was a joke, sorry if it offended anyone... ;-;

[@Sean2dr1ppy]

Am i the only one that finds the worst reviewed videos relaxing/tingly???

[@s0larsirenx]

★☆☆☆☆ “He didn’t paint the spider man on my child good enough!” -An angry Karen

[@sgt.mittens2451]

🍔 hambergur

[@DucksAHater]

🥔 spud

[@toothpaste6080]

hotdog 🌭

[@socks8230]

🐡æugh

[@ill8485]

🥕 Kerrot

[@Kio_yt6070]

Him: “ *shakes my hand* “ Me: “ *rubs my hand on my shirt (I’m a germaphobic)* Him: *dose the same* Me: “ *smiles* I can tell we’re going to be those two types of people who hate each other but act like they don’t but they clearly do.”

[@lankyboi2521]

isn’t that the plot to jojo’s bizarre adventure

[@abishire-jq3wn]

Germaphobic sounds like the phobia of Germans, always remember many Germans can be passed by shaking hands

[@tylerl0cke782]

Learn to spell you clown

[@yxgnwade8181]

Now is time to be germaphobic

[@mattk8460]

its germaphobe

[@fmbhxncho]

I just like how he wipes his hand on his shirt everytime he shakes someone’s hand🤣

[@Ilovemygirl22]

Yeh

[@fmbhxncho]

afoxy foxy 😂

[@Ilovemygirl22]

@@fmbhxncho what

[@Idkifimmaseeyouagainn]

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY AND RELAXING AT THE SAME TIME😭

[@lig6087]

Him: Mike is yellow Mike's of the world: racism

[@beatsabercentral5198]

LIG wike

[@cutiesoupia]

"No, its wike mazowski. You probably havent seen the movie then if your making that typo" Jojo's asmr 2019

[@Angiesunshine13]

Excuse me....don’t you mean Wike? I’ve never heard of a “Mike”

[@flamewolf2936]

Wike Miscowsi? 🤣🤣

[@lilly3920]

"I was just cleaning out the paint water I used from my last client." Cleaning the water, good good, why does this place have one star? *chugs the water* 😰😰😰😰

[@brylinton3643]

Lilly Page I cackled at this part idk why it’s so funny to me halp

[@aidenhyoudou6490]

Jojo: you want any water? Me: sure Jojo: sorry we cant afford water Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK THEN!!!!!!

[@demnwolfe1159]

@DumbxBunny oh 😃

[@4shotss]

@@demnwolfe1159 yes 😀

[@snmshotz3697]

@DumbxBunny african water ;)

[@disappointmentsanddisgrace1210]

I love his unhinged-from-frame-1 typa vids. Like, within the 1st min, we have the worst brush you've seen in your life, him drinking paint water from a brush that has been on someone's face, paint water being good for cholesterol, "how can I do you?", Deborahhh our beloved & the psychotic zoom at a reasonable question. And it only gets worse (better).

[@diecxst1517]

Nobody: Jojo: “we only have one costumer...YeS wErE vErY bUsY”

[@nicholaswhite4021]

he saud that when I read this.

[@nj-07]

@Nicholas White i am sorrie but.... *said

[@killer-gg9ee]

@bloomy skylar im riryl sorry its sorry not sorrie

[@tsgzt2108]

@@killer-gg9ee its really not rhirly

[@killer-gg9ee]

Tob thats the joke

[@wiseusername2379]

Jojo: "ok my turn G" *Also jojo: GREG PAUL*

[@namelessvt]

Jojo: U will start to feel a slight tingle Me: R u sure thats paint..... cause paint ain't suppose to do that

[@blacck0ut177]

Life Is fun it’s actually stomach acid

[@Nutlicker683]

It’s the M E R C U R Y

[@UnknownPerson-rr8yx]

Some paints aren’t made to come into contact with flesh

[@TheNiaomi]

Not to burst your bubble but your right side of your face has melted due to the acid

[@Nutlicker683]

niaomi Flewers not to burs your face but

[@nathanreed7242]

i personally like how he wipes his hand after shaking ours everytime

[@loobanvlog2889]

Jojo: what do you want to be for Halloween Me: Post Malone Jojo: *waik mazowski*

[@noaisa991]

“Just let the mercury do it’s thing” YALL I LOST ITTTTTT

[@maitemartin7656]

Stfu

[@ZF701]

Stfu

[@theangry0077]

Stfu

[@Redflaredragon]

This should just be called “making fun of you asmr”

[@adia8178]

Debra really being the slave in all of his videos “Debra” “Debra” go get this

[@SightFilms]

jojo: "this brush is highly technical" is this... what i think it is?

[@CeciliaLopez-cu1yp]

Dr tinglebottom?

[@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf]

DR.T has possessed jojo! Have this cross! ✝️

[@baniracc]

2021 tech

[@tringrezzing5629]

Its Dr.TingleBottom

[@mialily9291]

T E C H N I C A L

[@yamez3225]

“Mercury is sooooo 1995” I laughed so hard.😂😂😂😂

[@zombie7318]

Mercury poisoning not just mercury

[@Kyujuu]

Bill cipher yeah ok smartass

[@thedecentgamer7818]

We gonna ignore the fact that he drank the paint water, and then later said they contained mercury? >_>

[@packetonoodles145]

The Decent Gamer yes

[@OhHeyCreeper]

I don’t think he actually used the paint brush before he did that. He’s fine.

[@thedecentgamer7818]

@@OhHeyCreeper ohok

[@user-gv9wh9jg4t]

Yes, It's great for cholesterol

[@shadowsoul2498]

Creeper r/woooosh

[@ghostface5420]

Whenever the game part comes up I always get tingly.

[@chickengatorade2499]

No one: Literally no one: JoJo: yes, Wike Mazowski is yellow and has two eyes

[@jacoblehr3064]

Stfu with the no one comments

[@peeramiid7767]

Mickey Succ U Nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments

[@pulsargeist]

@@peeramiid7767 You stfu with the Mickey succ u nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments

[@peeramiid7767]

Xertaii i wanna keep it going but my brain is confusion

[@domino5715]

@@peeramiid7767 my brain view your comment as "THE BIG CONFUSION"

[@codekaix1601]

Jojo: What are you Don’t after this Me: Sleeping- Jojo: *Am I invited* Me: what-

[@zachh2130]

Kaitlynplaysgames WP he’s obviously flirting with you

[@imcool4369]

spits out tea

[@samurai9764]

*slurps tea*

[@emmanuelmoreno7989]

shits tea

[@mgclngt]

Farts tea

[@anonymousintroverts3498]

Jojo: would you rather have a sharpened pencil shoved up your- *demonetization has entered the chat*

[@gameswithyves7912]

Jojo: we are really busy 2020:I don’t think so

[@xenon9609]

No one: Absolutely no one: Jojo: let me drink the dirty water from the last customer

[@charliekozak1649]

Me an artist: *sees paintbrush* Me: Get that crap out of my face

[@billbob1513]

JoJo: There's just a small chance you know 85% Me: hold on for a second?

[@plazmaboi5387]

Penis Ï

[@jjman810]

Lol

[@emmajeanjones6552]

"Diping my wet paint brush in this ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ"

[@sourwasabi5052]

Jojo: “Are you ok with possibly being blind, sick, and straight up dead?” Me: ..... Well it’s a Monday so...... LETS DOOO ITTTT

[@ultra_rade0739]

?

[@pershing6367]

?

[@phos35]

@@ultra_rade0739 ?

[@angiebozito]

Jojo makes me laugh more than relaxed lol that part where he says *”MWOKWIZOWSKI”*

[@nailahsmalls1548]

Lol 😂😛

[@stasgop802]

i need a dark joke to say to my new classmates

[@rugbyfreak5782]

Hah

[@yaboiseth3546]

Q: “What’s the hardest part of walking through a forest of dead babies?” A: “my dick” not my joke btw

[@justagreekdude]

A kid asks his mum: "Mum, what is dark humor?" She responds: "See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap" Kid replies: "But mom, I'm blind..." Mum: "Exactly" *You ask I shall deliver*

[@warvn9954]

Why did the black kid go to the church? So he had someone to call father

[@babatunde8587]

Say do u know who joe is

[@eijitonooka7520]

jojo: u have an 85% chance of dying. me, a pokemon player: if it's not 100% accurate, it's 50%.