ASMR: WORST Reviewed MakeUp Salon

[@ASMRJonie]

📌 Precious RolePlay: Classic Ear Exam 👂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/onLGkmmced2cftU 👂 📌 So, I have this cold for a couple of weeks now, but I feel better no worries, hahah had to include it in a video!

[@sarasousa93]

Hope you feel better soon ❤️

[@crazydaisy8344]

Hope you get better 🤗

[@DaisyBanaisyASMR]

My job interview for the circus went great, 5 stars 😂💕

[@kiwideanie]

underrated comment

[@zepartyman]

This deserves more likes 😂😂

[@yatunsechan6961]

Daisy Banaisy ASMR lmao

[@AnaSanchez-e1d]

Lel

[@uwuowo5432]

@@twistedanna9441 and you runied noodles by adding "arty" how nasty that would taste.

[@elyseb.5029]

"It's gonna look like a rainbow.... very casual" pardon😂😂😂?!

[@LivingDeadGoth89]

Elyse 0u0 gay casual 😂😂 🏳️‍🌈

[@ALEX-rb4rl]

for june

[@addison7624]

Ya know, just going to my family reunion in the back of Walmart

[@amymclean334]

@@addison7624 I haven't the slightest idea why you wouldn't arrange a family reunion in the back of walmart

[@sweetie8109]

Time?

[@leighbecky]

My first experience with ASMR as a child was when my friends and I would give each other "makeovers" with our little kid makeup sets, so this is absolutely perfect! Thanks, Jonie!

[@rae7864]

Same !!

[@mintytruffle69]

Dude same here!

[@satisfaction5641]

leighbecky I had this when I played doctor with someone else and I thought I'm crazy!

[@thesolarsystem3267]

leighbecky mine was face painting lol

[@maddieboo2297]

When I was 8 we had these fake phone things that we used to hear our own voices while reading and I used to use them to hear myself snacking n didnt get why lol

[@laura-gl8du]

I think this needs a part two: the doctor diagnoses you with pink eye, lice and chicken pox. 😂

[@sherri6943]

Laura M LOL that would be hilarious 😂😂🤣

[@allkidsrock]

Laura M Don’t forget the flu LOL 😆

[@2hortcake]

It's all coming together

[@catoneill3273]

I’m your 1000’s like but yes she should do a part 2

[@tomieissus]

😂😂😂

[@firegirlasmr6708]

Can't be mad at this adorable person, she's so innocent and cute.

[@cxxxrose]

Firegirl ASMR exactly

[@basicindiebro]

Firegirl ASMR you just know she doesn’t think she’s doing anything wrong lol

[@nootnoot9412]

I thought I was the only one thinking this 🤣

[@ilan_the_planttree5367]

I'm sitting here like how TF am I supposed to be an asshole

[@FeelsLikeHalloween]

Hahaha!! I know!

[@abbey9884]

I can just hear the progression of your english through the span of all your videos and im feeling weirdly proud😁

[@ASMRJonie]

It's gotten better ^__^?? This is the only place I get to speak english

[@deepthi4561]

ASMR Jonie this is the first time i've ever watched your videos and literally i thought you were born in the states with a slight accent. your doing amazing hun! ❤️

[@michaelapowell8735]

@@ASMRJonie you are so much better at acquiring a language than I am t e a c h m e x

[@tasteslikeacherrybomb9770]

@Alanna Khaldi mexico

[@kyrq0]

@@ASMRJonie oh my gosh I didn't even realize it wasn't your first language! You are amazing at it!

[@saylor3447]

nobody: me in second grade giving my best friend a makeover:

[@citlalivillegas9298]

wig flew ahahahaha Hahhaha same and then swearing we looked cute

[@thetruth9885]

🤣🤣this made my day

[@frooogie_2936]

FR

[@sgatlersquad2691]

This is EXACTLY the vibe it gives me

[@riley4515]

this has 666 likes, I don't wanna ruin it >:)

[@cheyennealexis]

You should do a doctors check up with kids doctor toys, I know that was going around awhile ago but you’d make it relaxing

[@ASMRJonie]

Yup! Will also do that ^_^

[@mahou.shoujojo]

I love this idea

[@Leiaza]

omg I remember falling asleep on my 5 yr old cause she was playing doctor with her new doctor toy kit we got her. it was so relaxing her dad woke me an hour later I had the stickers all over me and apparently she had tucked me in and was sitting watching her sponge bob lol

[@cheyennealexis]

Marie Meyer my mom used to babysit some kids a bit younger than me and I’d just lay down and they’d play doctor with random things and it was soooo relaxing just listening to the rustling, etc.

[@nolaknowles9888]

I go in for business casual makeup and walk out with lice, a cold, pimples and singed eyelashes and business casual glittery shimmer rainbows on my eyelids.

[@ASMRJonie]

Hey but the laughs were there 😝

[@nolaknowles9888]

Yup! Thank you!

[@FeelsLikeHalloween]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hannah1149]

I could almost smell that children's makeup kit through the screen...it smells like my childhood!! I had one sort of like it as a kid & created tons of disasters with it! 😂

[@rae7864]

Girl same hahaha.

[@TheReeShow]

I had one and the blush and eyeshadow were fake. But the lipgloss, the messiest product, was real 🤣

[@hannah1149]

@@TheReeShow of course the messiest one! 😂

[@sleepybunbun7939]

Same!I put it on one of my dinisors when I was little, and my toy dinosaurs name was sailor moon 😂😂😂😂and thne I put playdouh for the hair I was always a weeboo 😂😂😂😂😂😂but mines was a smiley face and it had only too palots

[@ellaaa...]

jonie:”don’t be fooled by the packaging.” my friend watching this with me:”it looks like the dollar store version of james charles”

[@melspiera3384]

"SPRING! In Autumn...very edgy!"

[@zlenity]

Jonie: “i just disinfected it for the other kid.... . . . it was full of lice.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Pamelalrene]

Jonie: Time for eyeliner Also Jonie: * aggressively strikes match *

[@Isa059407]

Me: trying to be productive at 4pm Jonie: post an worst reviewed video... Well, at least I've tried :')

[@poop-bf4fs]

Isabela Siqueira exactly me right now.. it’s even 4 pm

[@jimthornberry6774]

I love how the "makeup artist" cleans her disposable eyeshadow applicator with a used tissue, brings it up to her nose for a quick wipe then gives the applicator one more good swipe across it!!! Bahahahaha she sneaks funny stuff in there like that all the time. Love ASMR Jonie. My favorite!!!

[@jellyjellywowie]

Jonie is literally the best 💕💕💕 I hope she gets more sponsors and more fans.

[@MissesNoitall]

Rosé Ayaka candy She deserves it. I’m tired of seeing YT’ers being sponsored who do it just for the money. They’ve lost perspective....Jonie is the best 🖐 🤚 👇❤️

[@jellyjellywowie]

@@MissesNoitall exactly 👏🏼

[@gonzaloarvietti4920]

jonie and sophie galoshes

[@valeriemartinez-miller9595]

“I don’t have eyeliner but you know what will work...” *pulls out matches* Me: o__0 wHAT

[@yoshgurt]

"children's makeup is safer." The kids who got Walmart makeup sets in the toy section would like to speak to your manager. These scars ain't gonna heal themselves.

[@theeggman7967]

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ - very interesting lady, I got the job thanks to her thank you - delusional customer

[@ASMRJonie]

My job here is done. xdd

[@z0mb13.br4inz]

Amaimon... why r u here...?😂😂😂

[@eldritchlyJinxed]

Amaimon 『Broccoli Demon』 Omg it’s Brocco Boi!!! Hiii

[@theeggman7967]

Lillie. is_typing a demon needs to relax sometimes yknow-

[@theeggman7967]

Ejlittler the one and only

[@postalsophia]

Jonie: it has a cool *THING* me: whAT *THING* edit: why does this have so many LIKES AAK

[@ASMRJonie]

I truly forgot the word!!!

[@postalsophia]

@@ASMRJonie XD

[@kiraroberts6654]

It's a lipgloss :)

[@autumloven6320]

My mind was like : What do you have ? A knife! No!

[@postalsophia]

@@autumloven6320 XD

[@Yotaka_11]

This video is relaxing but also absolutely hilarious 😂 I love how she just poked into her ears and then used it to touch my face

[@ASMRJonie]

My ears are really really blocked right now, it's so annoying hahaha I keep trying to pop them

[@AshlynGerman]

Jonie, I absolutely love your worst reviewed series, I was just listening to one of your makeup salon ones last night! Not only are the relaxing but they're hilarious as well. I can't wait to listen to this one tonight!

[@NiaJustNia]

I need a worst reviewed dentist using kids toys

[@basicindiebro]

i’m imagining myself going to Hot Topic as a pastel goth and getting the job right away

[@auntjemima7727]

Chuckles In African American

[@kimrodriguez3626]

Aunt Jemima 😂😂😂😂

[@ASMRJonie]

Gorgeous!

[@aimeeking9677]

Is that you in your profile picture??? If yes you’re beautiful 😱💗

[@alexthebudgie9071]

You are a beautiful lady. I wish I was as beautiful as you.

[@erinhartshorn4644]

@@alexthebudgie9071 have some confidence in yourself and work on your esteem, when you believe that you're beautiful, you are

[@somafi3r]

I like how when she pronounces “yellow” it sounds like “jello” so cute!

[@drrcey]

i can imagine a worst reviewed tailor being like "well its a little too long, but its fine, you can grow into it"

[@dry0campa155]

omg that reminds me. my sister was buying a custom made prom dress and when she got it was way too long so they told her to wear heels with it lmaoo

[@publicunknown]

"You have a very cute nose" My nose lookin like the Easter island dudes: :)

[@alexia3552]

Galacticat So, very cute

[@notwooshsrry]

Galacticat 🗿

[@amamsz]

"SPRING in Autumn....it will be edgy" bahaha omg I love you 🌿💗

[@amamsz]

then you go on to popping your ears 😂😂 I'm supposed to be sleeping but I'm too busy laughing

[@claravazbraga6342]

I honestly watch these for comedic purposes bc you’re funny af

[@_babyshambles]

Same lmfao, worst reviewed have become my fave 😂

[@krissyganz]

Clara Braga so entertaining lol

[@taliawhite4806]

I feel like this is going to turn into a pink eye diagnosis video 😂❤️

[@kimrodriguez3626]

Half the time I don’t watch these for the tingles but just to see what jonie comes out with in these videos😂

[@kysolima]

10/10 would come back to get another appointment only to see you again, because you're such a lovable person

[@AzraelPandi]

all preschool children will envy me 😂

[@Davinia77]

I need that makeup kit for my daughter lol

[@ASMRJonie]

I wouldn't really recommend it, it got me itchy :s

[@body6673]

@@ASMRJonie it really is the worst reviewed make-up when it got the *artist* itching

[@CandyMsp-gw2qu]

Dont my old friend used this young and she went blind

[@Peepeeluvr69420]

Candy60701 Msp how what I'm confused

[@CandyMsp-gw2qu]

@@Peepeeluvr69420 the ingredients have bad chemicals

[@rae7864]

The purple and white swirled heart thing is lip gloss !! I used to have it haha. Mine was grape.

[@emilybarnhart2085]

Lmao the lice part had me cringing 😂😂😂

[@Simachinima]

Jonie: “Don’t be scared, I know what I’m doing.” Me: 👀

[@sarasousa93]

"It's a primer for the hair" Me: it will work in my hairy face 😂😂😂 your videos are the best. Hope you feel better soon. ❤️

[@kayb.179]

I have that hair primer (detangle conditioner) and it's great. For the hair. Less great for the face, I'm sure!

[@melanininscrubs]

Touches ear and nose then touches my face = full on panic attack lmao

[@0Cetorhinus0]

Honestly I think the whole wax mixed with the match after it was burnt was super creative and a good tip if you are low on supplies or don't have the money to but makeup. Also the adding water to the mascara to get the color back is creative too!

[@EndearinAudio]

You did not just pull out a claire’s eyeshadow palette💀

[@angelinamehlman568]

Oh yes she did!

[@raecoy]

This is me doing my dads “makeup” with my first kit from Claire’s when I was 9/10 and just making shit up 😂 he was so indulgent lol Great video Jonie!!

[@lori8370]

Her: “Makeup is makeup” Me: “hygiene is hygiene”

[@alexandra2014]

4:55 did I just get booped? -blinks- I think I did just get booped. xD cute

[@headwound]

Omg I wanna watch this right now while doing other stuff but I kinda also wanna save it for when I go to bed... decisions decisions...

[@tracykelly-fedoush1160]

janita both! 😆 Then you’ll support her with at least 2 views!

[@deadbvnni2570]

The moment she whipped out that lice brush Me: •o• NUUUU

[@brxkenii4057]

My job interview went really great. They thought it was so funny that my child did my makeup. I didn't tell them it was you. I'm coming back

[@quackgoesthegooose]

This is one of the best "worst reviewed" ASMR videos I've watched. You're still really nice and welcoming which is lacking from a lot of "worst reviewed" videos I've seen.

[@ASMRJonie]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@HarryStikers]

A lot of actual bad reviews are due to rude employees, that's why. I speak from experience, my work has mostly good reviews, but all of the bad ones are people complaining that an employee had an attitude.

[@Ellievibes10]

Come for the “very cool-cool, umm... thing” 1:50 Take a seat for the lice comb brushing - 6:49 Stay for the “kee-oot!” - 20:40 There honestly isn’t a single thing about this video I don’t 100% adore. Ugh, I love your content so much. ✨💖✨

[@gameserred7394]

that's a great shade of purple on you

[@heatherkulengowski1114]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Karen, where’s my brush?” Thank you for the laughs after a long day ♥️

[@emc6236]

The matchstick eyeliner ended me ffs. Genius!

[@Erica-h2u]

Puts purple stuff on my eyebrows “LOOKS GREAT!” I love your positive energy

[@ASMRJonie]

Oh thank you!

[@mcktaffy]

When she pulled out the childrens makeup kit... My childhood came running me over like it was a truck

[@desixine1786]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -my job interview as a scare actor went great

[@leebrowning6421]

I'm pretty sure I look like a clown after this but at least there were free makeup tips!

[@preconvictions]

Plot twist: we came in for a job interview to work at this salon, but got mistaken for a customer - leaving us traumatized and no longer looking to work here.

[@lla4894]

5:33-5:39 when I'm in class and we are taking a test but something is really funny

[@_cas985_]

Jonies videos are so comforting because she has the same personality/ looks like my grandma in her younger age a little 🥺

[@xxcoralpuffxx6966]

😂😂😂😂This had me laughing a lot when she said “I have purples and blues and pinks and jellos!” (btw ik it’s her Accent)

[@mirrrrrrell]

Love you! These are my favourite calming asmr videos to watch after a long day to relax! Lots of love from Estonia

[@siiluviilu]

Ayy i'm from estonia too

[@steviecreek]

When you come out of work and see the email telling you ASMR Jonie has uploaded a new worst reviewed... I sped home just to jump in bed with muh headphones 😂

[@emmajayde1334]

1:56 I feel like she had a mini breakdown there.:/

[@autumloven6320]

Ok but why is that me at least 5 times a day minimum

[@Doeeh]

This is literally Mabel Pines owning a makeup salon!

[@JillianRo]

Jonie calls my anxiety as I job search ♥️

[@TheKduke]

Jillian Jacobs SAME THOUGH

[@aliciazabala3174]

literally just got done doing that too , good luck 💗

[@Davinia77]

Jillian Jacobs good luck! I hope you find the perfect job for you

[@randomgirlontheinternet417]

Her: So you want something business Casual Me: Yeah I've got to get to a kids birthday party in about in hour so make me a princess, please?

[@vitortulio2705]

her smile gives me so much serotonin i literally just subscribed bc of that

[@HLWampler]

Reminds me of when I would let my little cousins give me a "makeover" and they would explain what and why they did everything.

[@lolapretty16]

Omg I lost it when she wiped the eyeshadow brush with the napkin she used to blow her noise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@maddyclaire7849]

Jonie played such a nice lady idk if I could every tell that person I didn’t like it I would just smile and say thank you! 😂💖 It was an awesome video keep up the good work!

[@Glambertx96]

The way you say that opening line never fails to crack me up each time I watch this video 😂

[@kiwideanie]

This is extremely entertaining, I was trying to stay awake the whole time so I could watch all of this

[@Crystallinesoup]

Lmfao that "...and I forgot about the appointment" sounded so genuine

[@cristinanavas264]

I'm impressed by how you can keep a serious face throughout the whole video

[@luriello02]

i love how she sound so genuine, like this situation could actually happen

[@hiifernanda3847]

i actually enjoy her accent! it reminds me of my aunt and it makes me feel at home!

[@tierstinwilliams71]

what accent is it? I genuinely couldn't place it.

[@lushciouschu2138]

Who else can smell that makeup kit from their childhood? You know they have a certain smell to them.

[@prowlandsasuke]

I can already feel my eyelid sticking to my eyebrow.

[@rat3073]

No one: Her: cuuuuuuuutttteeeeee

[@bilingualwithbecky8461]

I love the sound of your voice! It's so soft and soothing ❤

[@unniedolls]

I love this kind of videos (worst-reviewed makeup salon) and it was so much fun to watch your version of it:)))

[@shivaniits]

She is adorable and trying her best , how tf am i supposed to be mad at her 😭❤️

[@ceciliathefirst]

It’d be awesome if you did a scary asmr video for Halloween! Love you and your videos 😍❤️

[@cyanicjade]

Anytime someone says "Don't get scared I know what I am doing." You should be worried. lol I LOVE these roleplays so much!

[@kat-does-stuff9779]

I swear, I see those types of plants at my grandmas house and it brings back memories

[@Meghan92Foo]

@6:04 “I’m so sorry” *touches my face* I jumped a lil cause my headphones vibrate a bit This was the perfect worst rated in town asmr role play. 😍😂

[@jqv002]

I had the same makeup kit when I was little. I dont know what happened to it, but I remember thinking that lil lip sticks were candy.

[@CaitlindBerry]

"Like you're trying to get the last refried beans out the cast iron" Lol

[@kmh_mochiique]

Omg I just realized I had the exact same heart shaped kit when I was younger

[@vampiremistress8417]

Your English is very good and considering the fact that I live in a state full of people who don't really speak English well your voice is very clear and I can understand you

[@tessvallone4640]

I love this part 🥺 4:54

[@sarahtrotman4539]

I love this kids makeup. Haven’t been to sleep all night but at least I can relax with your videos.

[@autumsundeen3293]

I love how the person asked for business casual and she got circus clown with lice😂😂

[@Secret170193]

I swear I had this exact kit as a kid, definitely the lip sticks, lip gloss and purple swirled balm!

[@lakeishag76]

There is something really relaxing about a mua that doesn’t know what’s she’s doing lol

[@bru5053]

I subscribed, like, and turn on your Post notifications. :) I did this because your whispering is so relaxing, the quality is 👌🏻, and plus this is so realistic. This is the first time I have ever discovered an awesome Asmrtist. Also this is the first video I have ever watched from your channel, so that makes me new :) hope you have a wonderful day! ☀

[@shar3620]

I LOVE this. That makeup is making me think back to my childhood 😊😊