ASMR Yandere Boyfriend Roleplay

[@MaxAnimates21]

“This is a vegetable.” Gordon Ramsay is quaking

[@MaxAnimates21]

“Where’s the lamb sauce?!”

[@name6957]

WHAT ARE YOU!!!! An idiot sandwich

[@lilytheflower-4004]

Sharon, enough is enough. FUCK OFF AND GO PUT SOME MAKEUP ON

[@vampyr861]

The Soup is dry

[@NYX_Mahoganyy]

@@vampyr861 lmao

[@dannyj9599]

It doesn't sound like he's cutting a "vegetable", it sounds more like he's cutting through bone and tissue

[@DarkandTwistedWhisper]

glad you picked up on that

[@TheDragonforce2203]

DJ Star That must be a damn sharp knife then to cut through bone

[@dannyj9599]

@@TheDragonforce2203 well he IS supposed to be a yandere so it makes sense if he has a knife that sharp

[@mememachinedayo]

DJ Star “-And this is a vegetable.” _camera pans to a sliced and diced corpse in a wheel chair_

[@hopeandrew2206]

Well it sounded good to me till you said that. So thanks for that

[@thatonejawn28]

“27 stab...” *2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

[@DarkandTwistedWhisper]

STOP

[@thenoblewatermelon6022]

29 stab wounds!

[@peachygachapiepie4815]

*CONNOR MA BOI!!!!!!!!*

[@SNOOPIELOOPIEDOOOPIE]

XD

[@xKushMeOut]

JUST WHEN I FORGOT

[@rolliepollieworld]

"I'm sure there's a name for that" *cannibalism.*

[@SkylaBluejay]

CupCakeCat _05 oof

[@jordanchina5146]

More like animeibalism

[@cosmicberry6096]

... Seems legit

[@sophv3446]

“i had a tendency to get very possessive of things that belong to me” w e l l

[@ghastlycandle]

“This is a vegetable” Gordon Ramsay better watch out there’s a new chef in hell

[@Plexi84]

Casey Wallace omg I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bababoi.21]

1234MRPUPPY So your gonna meet him first?

[@xiayanyan]

“Am I not the most important thing in your life?” Boy, if you make me dinner then upgrade that to the most important person in my life.

[@Pebbin62]

As a Taurus, I can say that that is 1000% true.

[@xiayanyan]

FlyingLupis as a Taurus, I know you’ll say this is true.

[@Pebbin62]

@@xiayanyan As a Taurus, I can tell you are a lovely person. .v.

[@thenoblewatermelon6022]

As a Taurus I can say your both lovely people.

[@Pebbin62]

@@thenoblewatermelon6022 As a Taurus, can I say this is starting to look like a tumblr post?

[@carriev5756]

where is the LaMb SAUCE lamb sauce l o c a t e d

[@icebox2141]

angel pops Hotel: T R I V A G O

[@daddyvector8244]

You’re pfp made this 1000x better

[@pheonixiagal6828]

*yandere can't locate the lamb sauce*

[@previous_slide]

*WHY IS THE LAMB SAUCE FRESH FROZEN*

[@catita2525]

"Yandere family" i guess i'll have to prepare to die

[@funnyferret6064]

ChmaneksW oh god, the vine. “But what if I want to have sex before I’m married?” “Well, then I guess you should be prepared to die.”

[@NavyWavy69]

"You were being so buddy-buddy." You mean with my friends? My buddies, if you will?

[@arabelapasten2903]

DeAsia Bingham I love this

[@unidentified_user8653]

😂

[@honoriakaye3343]

Dark and Twisted: So, I saw your coworker. Me: Okay. Dark and Twisted: So, I... I went up to them. Me: Good. Dark and Twisted: I said hi. Me: Go on. Dark and Twisted: Well, then I... I took their money so we could live together and never leave the house and I stabbed them 27 times in the pancreas. ... Me: Dark and Twisted! That kiiiillls people! Lol sorry, it was all I could think of when he said that line. Excellent video, as always!

[@kingmax2126]

Beautiful

[@London_J]

CCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLL

[@cosmicberry6096]

**slams hands on desk** 27 STAB WOUNDS

[@anxiousreaperess4548]

llamas with hats!

[@imtrash1020]

*carl has joined the chat*

[@SunShine-zy8ju]

"That's nice who did You go with?" *hears finger tapping intensifies* *OOO NOT TODAY SATAN* *JUMPS OUT WINDOW *

[@fingerlickinggood3500]

Him: I think this is kale and this is..............a vegetable. I don’t know why but I found that very funny😂

[@clairmontgaming]

Me: *trying to listen* My Bluetooth earpiece: BATTERY LOW Me: D:

[@thatweirdartistgirlp7672]

Julius Rose THAT'S ME ALL THE TIME ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH ISTG GJVFDG

[@yvonnemiddleton9985]

God i hate it when that happens

[@ChaoticDemonPrincess]

Tell Me About It

[@babytato747]

Thats the struggle

[@bulldowozer5858]

Do I tAsTe A vEgTaBlE?? *ANGERY*

[@ghastlycandle]

How dare you attack me with your beautiful succulent voice mister

[@mj9207]

“Oh cool shinku’s dad” :000 Family of Yanderes?!

[@zwinny0408]

"what did you do today?" Me in my head: -ate someone- Me: "Went out for dinner!"

[@rifazplaylist8142]

SAME😂😂😂

[@Snehagp]

You're head is crazy then lol..

[@WarCramz]

"..robbed and stabbed 27 time in the pancreas." Me: *WE DO NOT ENJOY THAT* (anyone get the refrence i made?)

[@bulldowozer5858]

"People die if they are killed."

[@WarCramz]

Venom. Cause for some reason he loves pancreas..

[@ishipmarichatforevermore2314]

LOL I GET IT! ^O^

[@ashe7356]

T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S

[@WarCramz]

@@ashe7356 yes!!!

[@susanah3686]

That one dislike is the coworker the protag went to lunch with.

[@splithaired1679]

0:00 Ah you’re singing “I see Fire” one of my favorite songs.

[@SunShine-zy8ju]

Monochromatic. Onyx finally someone knows the song 😍

[@mewtwaila]

I was searching for this comment! It's a really good song!

[@nottoday4868]

What a beautiful thing to come home to after school

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

Holy shit I’m not crazy to

[@leahdavis9434]

I didn't know you could sing! Now I really want a Jason Dean (Heathers the musical) video. Hopefully if I leave it as a comment someone will get inspired to write a script

[@aster9686]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Ok I'm too lazy to continue you get the point YES.

[@thickasabrick1and2]

I'm obsessed with your voice. I wish I could listen to them in a more comfortable way than KZbin.

[@clare8999]

3 years late but bro..

[@sydroniehayles2763]

Sooo... we're all just going to ignore the fact that this man CAN SING ☁🌙💜

[@akaashishusband1596]

Am i not the most important thing in your life Sir, baby, dude, if you can cook, I will make you the most important person if not, then you are still a "thing"

[@bulldowozer5858]

Where is the LAMBSAUCE?

[@idontgiveashit2716]

Him: "Oh misty eye of the mountain below~" Me: *Rises from the dead* KEEP WATCHING OVER MY BROTHERS SOuLs! AND SHOULD THE SKY BE FILLED WITH FIRE AND SMOKE... KEEP WATCHING OVER, DuRiNs SoNs! *SCREECH*

[@Beel36474]

*Slams fist on the table* 27 StAb WoUnDs! (Ik it's 28 but... y'know)

[@Prettyeyes-dg9qs]

"Haha love you too darling ima just use the restroom for a moment" *911 HELP PLEASE*

[@abigmood3389]

FBI OPEN UP *doors bursting, windows shattering*

[@funnyferret6064]

I love how listener is like “I know this bro is a yandere. Idgaf.”

[@scorpiobitch3036]

that singing thooooooo hooly shite

[@dr.redacted_]

... Aight! Does anyone have lock-picking skills? -Can you help me please?-

[@zwinny0408]

I kinda can... Who's asking?

[@dr.redacted_]

@@zwinny0408 I am haha... See my _hubby_ here changed the locks and only _he_ has the keys -to freedom- so uh, I kinda need to -GTFO- go to work in the morning but I can't, because I don't have the keys -to leave and never come back- So _ha ha ha ha_ there you go... -H E L P P L E A S E-

[@zwinny0408]

If they have windows in the place you're stuck in try opening one. If they're locked you should be able to unlock them from where you are on the inside. If there aren't any windows knock him out and take the key go have a few made at you local hardware store. Go to work, come back and if he asks for the key give him the original key. Keep the rest for yourself and if he ever thinks you have a key and asks you for it... Give him one of the spares. Keep going back to the hardware store and having them made after work. If that for some reason fails. Call me. I'll "take care of the situation" and "make sure he gets his rest" if you know what I'm hinting at! ;)

[@zwinny0408]

Oh **weird mouth noise** I'm an idiot! Just knock him out and take the key! Do not come back! And if you're worried about him finding you the last part is still an option!

[@dr.redacted_]

*frantically packing all my toasts in one bag* Kay bye! Have a great time babe! I'll be taking a vacation somewhere you don't know, and maybe never come back. Mmkay bye!

[@caerlion505]

“I’m being being calm and relactive. I raised my voice? No. Have I threatened someone with a knife? Not yet. Have I killed someone today? Well, let’s move on from that.” I loved that entire part and I actually laughed a lot. I laugh at the wrong times and they way Dark said it so calmly was comical to me

[@luciel974]

(Opens with I See Fire) Me: AHHHH! GOOD DAMN SONG! P.s. you have such a lovely singing voice, the song suited you well 😊

[@SunShine-zy8ju]

Luciel Moondance *SAME SIS*

[@anxiousbisexual7062]

" I'm being calm. Have I raised my voice? NO Have I threatened anyone with a knife? Not yet Have I killed someone? Let's move on." How come no one has mentioned this?!!?! this is the best thing I've heard all day!

[@MunchkinJax]

The beginning singing has me absolutely quaking. Like Jesus that's one of my favorite songs and it sounded great!

[@farris842]

The singing is fenomenal, loved it to bits : D

[@Sarahonwheels]

This is...a vegetable! *WOAH THERE 5 STAR CHEF, I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH INFORMATION IN ONE SITTING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HANG OUT WITH MY FELLOW COWORKERS FROM H.R. THEY DON'T COOK A VEGETABLE LIKE YOU CAN*

[@deletedphases7153]

Hehe this was indeed very good otousan 😭 Hes such a good boi He needs a hug so bad ;v; Thank you for letting me do the art for him!

[@thatweirdartistgirlp7672]

DeletedPhases you're so good at art! i really liked the art for this video so it's cool to find out who made it.

[@deletedphases7153]

Haha thankyou~ Practice makes perfect you know ^u^

[@raina1887]

SHINKU'S DAD?! He's beautiful 😭 I need to know the name of this cooking KWEEN 👏👏👏 You did amazing sweetie! Your voice acting is just so goood! Thank you for another great video! ✨ Hmmmm I wonder where you get your ideas~👀

[@pastelkiera5033]

I've been binging yandere audios it's unhealthy

[@cecilb7383]

Couldn’t help but think of Hannibal.... amazing as always!!!! ❤️

[@arabella6921]

you sing very well also asmr is great, thank you

[@suzyd0ll]

Omg is this early Christmas?? 🎄 💕 love it !! Thank you

[@SamS-di8vd]

You’re so good at singing

[@kiaraprinsloo9333]

YAY! Another upload! You just made my day 😆 Your yandere vids are my favorite

[@RaspberryHugs]

"I think this is kale and this is a...... vegetable" yep that's about my level of understanding too.

[@eponymouselias]

“Have I threatened someone with a knife? Not yet!” is such a mood

[@sirenal.4899]

your singing voice is so beautiful!

[@firefox923]

D&T: "We should stay in a cabin together..." Me: "More and more RED FLAGS!!!!!!!"

[@leahsato2955]

I'm not CUT out Get it He was cutting vegetables

[@jackmileszar3656]

Beautiful just beautiful

[@killerkupid]

Gotta love a yandere. WHO COOKS!

[@purplebutterflyprincess1852]

I fangirled hardcore at the beginning. I love that song so much.

[@friedrice1644]

You aced the accent. Nice job. The cooking however. Let's just say, YIKES!

[@jinxed_rose9566]

*hears flesh and bones being cut* him: lost me a few jobs *the cutting getting more aggressive and sped up* me: of shi- im dead in 2.09 seconds...

[@anothersocialoutcast8981]

He wanted us to call in sick because he knew that we would get sick from the "vegetable" he fed us.

[@kaikaiwilliams418]

whenever you upload a video I get so excited and really happy, your channel is super amazing 😄

[@deitivity5283]

the fact that the word "kick ass" was used in a yandere boyfriend video is just hilarious to me I don't even know why

[@catherinewashak5038]

Have I mentioned how much I love you lately?❤️ It stands to be repeated: I love you, you're a master wordsmith and your characters are exquisite, top-notch.

[@FederalBureausOfInvestigation]

I love sleeping and lucid dreaming to these 🧸 and The gods have blessed me once again.

[@aldeaweldon-parker4397]

Me (at midnight): Welp time to ruin my life even more with Yandere ASMR... Also me: Why do I do this? CAUSE I WANNA.

[@redhairedfujoshi6654]

I loved this video! Your voice just suits the character so perfectly. Please make more Yandere audios, they're amazing as always!!😘😘😘

[@aundrea5528]

KZbin says there is 1 xommemnt but i see 4 comments! Is youtube drunk again?

[@carenm.7005]

KZbin is _always_ drunk...

[@idontgiveashit2716]

Nah but your spelling is

[@eurekal1903]

“When we were first dating, a Genesis song came on the radio: ‘She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.’ And Amy crooned instead, ‘She takes my hat and puts it on the top shelf.’ When I asked her why she’d ever think her lyrics were remotely, possibly, vaguely right, she told me she always thought the woman in the song truly loved the man because she put his hat on the top shelf.” Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl. An establishment of priority will do love a favourite. Here’s my story. My best friend Salina used to live in the basement of my mother-in-law’s house while I was living upstairs. When she was having a few days trip somewhere I walked into her basement. I thought: if she never comes back, would all these belong to me? For once, lasted a few minutes. Yeah, to stab others to take over their possessions is a risky short cut. Well, I was happy to welcome my best friend back. Well, sometimes I think of thought 💭 💭 💭.

[@RaspberryHugs]

"They said I had a tendency to get very possessive of things that belong to me" oh sweetie I've stabbed people with a fork for getting too close to my food.

[@loving-my-life-3241]

As soon as he was listing the sauces, I swear I thought he was going to say, "the blood of your co-workers".🤣

[@tomurashigaraki4282]

Shinku's dad: so what did you do at work today. Me: you know staded a pervy co-worker with a pen tried to eat my candle that my friend gave me the usual :D (loved the video)

[@floofiestmoth]

You just eat candles on a daily basis? xD

[@tomurashigaraki4282]

@@floofiestmoth YES I AM VERY RETARDED °^°

[@taylorpeterman4913]

Cake This one does

[@uhhhhhme5651]

Me?

[@yuyuredsan4727]

Him: "I think this is kale and this is a vegetable." Me: "Ah yes, and the floor here is made of floor."

[@aster9686]

"who did you go with?" *Intense finger tapping* "Was it a guy or a girl?" Me: Welp I'll just be heading out 👋

[@aster9686]

I was just sitting there thinking "ah shit I'm gonna die" the entire time 😂

[@andreah9587]

Everyone in the comments talking about the “vegetables” but does anyone else love the cover of I See Fire he does in the beginning???? I melted, I loved it so much😍 immediate thumbs up just for that

[@rich_doddy3952]

Your whispers are so addictive

[@whynotcoconutz]

I just heard ed sheerans song and i screamed

[@SunShine-zy8ju]

Mackenzie Anne *SAME SIS*

[@dan_2the_sky123]

At last 😁... Also thats my jam, love the Hobbit

[@limelightdirectionerallaro771]

Dan_2the_sk I thought I was the only one 😂😂

[@ludlzluvlurz4353]

Same

[@frozenowl8141]

The singing at the beginning was worth the wait :3

[@dianagoldenfeather4318]

AMAZING LIKE ALWAYS!!

[@dy7128]

Omg your voice is so dreamy

[@annecruz5159]

I love your voice ahhhh 😫❤️ Especially when you were singing at the beginning.

[@gabescae]

" Robbed and stabbed 27 times.." Me: *run for my life.*

[@meyamoo1228]

Him: "And you were being so buddy buddy with them and i tried to keep my cool" Me: Hah- you though! Social anxiety is wOUld nOT be hVainG iT mY gOod fRiEnD-

[@camialb.1786]

I love when you sing nwn

[@reneebanerjee844]

“I dont like to be clingy.” Me: yeah we crossed that line now it’s just phyco

[@kierrafield9168]

This was awesome! Loved it, as always!

[@half-dollar-yorkie4839]

This is my first video I've seen from your channel. Great first impression. When you stopped singing in the beginning, I was like "wait no keep going" So I restarted the video. You have a lovely voice 😁 Both in song and conversation

[@beverlyhues4558]

I just discovered these types of videos a week ago and you are second in my top five! Your voice/acting/style is amazing and I love ur work!👏🏾

[@DarkandTwistedWhisper]

Hey, let's try and get that to the top spot, shall we?

[@ilyacrescent]

This script was different from your usual yandere,,,its refreshing and I loved it💘💘

[@mil2292]

*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S* Connor no

[@LuciLovesDucks]

Yay! Another Yandere video from one of my favorite KZbinrs! And not just any Yandere...but Shinku's father?! Holy crap...like father like son. Are we suppose to be Shinku's future mother in this audio? That'd be cool. Great job on making this. I loved it!! 😊

[@noisemakertea739]

I can never be mad at you ;-; you good, good good good!

[@yeni4730]

A great work. And great voice acting, this made my night.

[@deenamarie1392]

Him: how dinner….absolutely terrible I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS GOOD😭

[@maruchant-t812]

which vegetables do you want? D&T: yes ....ok, which sauce? D&T: yes

[@mabeline8897]

This was brilliant! I could listen to your voice for hours. Loved the singing in the background, background noises, and close up whispers. Oh the close up whispers with that accent are sublime! I must subscribe 💗

[@iamafuckingrock1019]

I love your singing as soon I as I heard it I gasped it was so good

[@chocomaribel]

God bless your soul

[@emilyvos3249]

"This is a vegetable " lmao i cant

[@mikatosis]

The singing in the beginning is lovely

[@melissaheaney5777]

Shinku’s dad?! Okay, first off, who is Shinku?

[@ingeniousvenom2183]

Ikr

[@LuciLovesDucks]

Melissa Heaney Shinku is the other Yandere that kidnapped us, kills people, and likes to eat pocky. I think Dark and Twisted made like three videos of him.

[@Sarahonwheels]

Dark Blossom oooo....so it's like father like son. I couldn't save my son from that behavior because of my possible murder. That's sad.

[@LuciLovesDucks]

Sarah Altieri Indeed it is, but also interesting in a psychoanalysis view.

[@rifazplaylist8142]

Me too😂😂😂

[@bluecladchipmunk]

Just when I got home. Yay!!