ASMR🎧 Yandere Wrongly Kidnaps You And Sets You Up With Another?! ft.

[@PastASMR]

This is a script request by MattyestMatt! Collab between me and kzbin.info

[@michaelfalcone7110]

This is the equivalent to having a friend set you up with a blind date.

[@PastASMR]

yes. ergo its totally normal and legal, right??

[@zeroxblossom5670]

@@PastASMR define legal cause if I say yes in the end- than maybe

[@giganticchad6246]

I hate blind dates👿

[@twenuggie]

Yeah but then that friend makes jokes about getting with you as well

[@zeroxblossom5670]

@@twenuggie double harem?

[@imadgenius]

"What gets you going in the morning?" "I get too bored to keep staying in bed or too hungry"

[@PastASMR]

i see myself in this comment too

[@throwawaylambourghini1492]

*What's wrong?* > "I'm in this photo and I don't like it"

[@runedoom]

Better not risk being killed to correct them by revealing that we're not just friends and the real reason I was in his bed.

[@PastASMR]

OH MY

[@agentapostle2998]

This is the first time I seen a Yandere kidnap a person just for another Yandere good asmr like holy hell never expect this.

[@ReptillianStrike]

Damn! I was not expecting that amount of animosity between them.

[@kiracaos]

2 yanderes handling 1 person? What could possibly go wrong?

[@PastASMR]

indeed, what can go wrong :eyes:

[@personathemasked6374]

A beautiful collaboration with Demonyita, I see. This ASMR will be fun, and wonderful as always. Keep up the amazing work on your beautiful content. Much love for you, Cola Chan ❤️🌷💌

[@mastork5453]

Based. Amongus

[@MattyestMatt]

Finally got a chance to listen: WOW. That was absolutely amazing. Thank you so much for accepting the script offer! You and Demonyita were both absolutely amazing and you too really work well together! Keep up the great work!

[@PastASMR]

Thank YOU! It was really good fun filling this in..!

[@ezequiel5260]

Thanks for having Demonyita!!! I really like both your styles, it's such a good match

[@PastASMR]

Thank you! I really look up to her esp when i was just starting out!

[@imadgenius]

@@PastASMR it's only illegal if you get caught 🤔

[@mcatoz3438]

I closed my eyes trying to get immersed . Alex : I have to dispose you. I feel like if I were actually in the situation I would get shivers. I kinda did get shivers. Alex said something like don't mess with cola. I started to think of cola was more yandere. Cola :just so you know I brought a knife and a tazar with me. Me : where is Alex ?😨 Alex : let's share him. Me : unfaithful. Leaving with cola. Thinks she said she loves my friend a lot yet she wanted to share me?

[@PastASMR]

some people can be quite the polyamorous individuals //// but im happy to hear you got the shivers c:

[@eemelivastamaki8005]

She: "I'm glad you aren't putting up a fight" Me: *looking the surroundings, already planning the best escape route* "But ofcourse, I'm not interested in SHOCK-ing news" (had to make a pun from the taser 🤣)

[@PastASMR]

SHOCKING it is indeed... well good job on negotiating, she let you go off the ropes, you can now run~

[@eemelivastamaki8005]

@@PastASMR who said anything about running? I'mma roll down the hill over there and then smile and wave before I leave. U kno, like the penguins of Madagascar, except stupider🤣

[@kiracaos]

What I took from this video was: Lonely young men in our world: exists Yanderes isekaid into our world: "Its free realstate"

[@PastASMR]

HAHAHA I like this

[@arandomchannel7654]

thanks for this video i loved it also keep up with the asmr i listen to your videos to sleep it helps me a LOT when im trying sleep so thanks a lot your content is amazing

[@PastASMR]

You're welcome 😊

[@mrmickel9908]

Second they started fighting I legit started to sweat from fear

[@xsansthecomic1x]

This is such an amazing concept!, most ppl just do the classic yandere but you switched it up, definitely earned a sub from me 👍

[@PastASMR]

thank you so much for the sub!! and welcome~! the author wrote it so well, much props to MattyestMatt!!

[@berserkervtuber6285]

I don't typically think a Yandere will think of having more than one love target

[@kiracaos]

Half of the video: well, things escalated quickly Last part of the video: things are getting out of hand

[@nikolaitarkovsky6350]

"Two Yandere's? You know what, my day keeps better and better! I liked two girls that has obsessive tendency over me." ~Ivan Vladimir Anderson

[@morelife308]

6:29. Yess adobo . This is a cool concept and it's like a coincidental blind date

[@luk4s56]

Plot twist my best friend knew someone was stalking him and asked us to stay with him knowing he was gonna get kidnapped

[@Gemini_7531]

The feud between the two, how smooth it plays out, and two of my favourite vas ?? 👌🍻

[@DXShy]

*Me thinking about a part 2* I don’t need it, I don’t need it, I definitely don’t need it *I NEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTT!*

[@chrisleyhe9039]

To be fought over by two yanderes is a dream come true. But is Cola a better cook than Alex?🤔 Cool audio both of you. LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@dfjhfjncg1173]

When she said adobo i got hungry and wants some adobo too its my fav

[@BruhX31]

This is a Taihou with Akagi situation scary yet interesting.

[@PastASMR]

Which reminds me i want to do something similar to that on azur lane though i dont have those ships. Nor do i have Helena META... At least I have Emden!

[@Abyss_master]

that was enjoyable you both did great.

[@PastASMR]

thank you dragon~!

[@mcatoz3438]

I know this is gonna be amazing.

[@mothman5008]

Mothman is confused Mothman also sees they too have red eyes

[@CumulusWishes]

Lady luck took one look at listener and decided to flip the bird at them

[@alexpaq502]

That was great!

[@Juany1985]

Well that was the most interesting blind date ever…. I think I’m gonna go with it 😊

[@lol-2247]

This is where the fun begins

[@PastASMR]

Hoho

[@ironaston9858]

@@PastASMR Hun-hun-hun.

[@wimpersnapery4733]

ADOBO my favorite family cooks it all the time.

[@ifyareadthishaveapleasante8885]

Me: the souls of the innocent "Wow we like the same food"

[@PastASMR]

hahaHA

[@Vibez0nly]

“Oh my bad wrong person”☠️☠️☠️

[@jadenyuki5208]

A three person duel! Alright let's go!

[@couchbear6108]

Two [yandere] girls; one listener 😉

[@PastASMR]

You didnt just do that- HAHA

[@BuriedFlame]

_"See, this is why you CHECK first..."_

[@gandit]

I start to believe that smart yanderes are scary

[@ConservativeSatanist666]

You both did absolutely awesome 🖤😈🖤

[@tobeytimrandomramble7154]

This is fantastic

[@PastASMR]

Thank you!

[@chronos466]

Me looking at them while they are arguing. Also me with a knife under my sleeve ready to fight them both

[@Femybro]

I read the title and was like oooooooo something neeeww

[@s7shorty]

Sounds like human trafficking with extra steps

[@PastASMR]

HAHA

[@Lexiissad]

Sounds like a Rick and morty joke with different words

[@Nikki-Kitten]

Darn it, I so wished for it to be F4A. But well made audio either way. ;)

[@vanitas3873]

Both... Both is good.

[@PastASMR]

Apparently one of the yanderes dont like sharing!

[@Nijiro_224]

ADOBO!? OMG ITS MY FAVE FOOD!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩✨✨✨✨

[@skylergaming6265]

Well this need part 2 of more ff4m yandere

[@JakeSm4sh]

This didn't occur to me a year ago, but Cola gets me, while my DEMON gets my bestie. Can we make this a double date, between me and Cola, and DEMON and my Bestie? I wanted it to be MY DEMON who got me, and Cola got my bestie. Anyways, great audio you two

[@seabug05]

This is going to be a rather peculiar experience.

[@loading1448]

this is what we call a happy accident

[@1629nextweekcartiuzi]

Thats tragic new patek

[@ripxdoc]

collab hype collab hype!!

[@PastASMR]

I want part 2!

[@luisbalbuena6563]

Youve came a long way cola first yubiva collab then demonyit

[@PastASMR]

They're two real sweeties! Incredible girls to work and talk with!

[@luisbalbuena6563]

@@PastASMR i can tell you had fun recording with them

[@bailey6304]

This is a really fun(ny) concept

[@PastASMR]

very fun indeed~!

[@yandereneko5523]

So lore wise, do yandere all know eachother then? Is there a secret society of yanderes?

[@PastASMR]

The... Illuminati, of yandere? The Yandere Association? Haha.

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Where do I join?

[@matsuomasato]

these girls do be crazy

[@ArmedJade]

Is this how Pokémon cards feel

[@PastASMR]

yes

[@chrisredwolf3130]

Ok i know we as the listener don’t get a say in the situation but, ( speaking as the listener) i have a idea to help the situation, after a few days or so “We” could tell our friend that we have a new girlfriend, and after week or so say that our gf had a friend that would like to meet him then set them up just suggest that the friend keep a open mind about her knowing center things that she probably shouldn’t know right away. I’m sure if Alexa could set “us” up with her friend Cola then “we” could set something up for Alexa and her darling.

[@empherialseraphim1797]

Trying to explain to my bro that we have GFS now and about 10 minutes before we're drugged and separated.

[@PastASMR]

this made me audibly chuckle~

[@duvetva8023]

Next video better include some sinigang

[@waffle50]

Part 2 where we get the other friend?

[@zxshhh]

Filipino food ? this is the only channel I heard some filipino food

[@mastork5453]

The ashes fall slowly

[@PastASMR]

Pew pew

[@kr0ny1I]

Even if their Yanderes atleast they can cook adobo.

[@azmitzy]

So wait your favorite food is also Chili’s original crispers

[@PastASMR]

im not familiar with that :o

[@azmitzy]

@@PastASMR if you want some perfect greasy food go to Chili’s and order the original crispers you won’t regret it :) at least I hope you won’t regret it

[@poke1236]

looks like me and my best friend both have yandere yay

[@PastASMR]

you both get the Ws!

[@poke1236]

@@PastASMR facts

[@BakedConjurer5]

a-adobo?! sign me up.

[@PastASMR]

one and only! enjoy DemonyitaVA's adobo~

[@Littlemoonbro]

What this girl was motivated enough to kidnap me don’t know how she did it and she’s giving me to someone else wow why can’t I have her she is clearly more motivated than the other she’s worthy

[@PastASMR]

Was a case of mistaken identity unf 🥹

[@Littlemoonbro]

@@PastASMR sure but she was better that’s all I’m saying please dont tell me wife this I underestimate her motivation and now I’m scared

[@joemcmurray]

The question is do you keep contact with the homie or did you guys just not talk

[@Hell_0115]

School days vibes** anyway this will be good in my opinion

[@DragonDemonCJ666]

If I agree to this untie me from the chair so I don’t have a panic attack

[@celixisking4328]

Ah yes hello! It's nice to see both of you! But I'm afraid I have to go now c: Bai Bai!!!

[@PastASMR]

*you remember you were tied up to the chair*

[@marknees8453]

yanderes don't switch affections from another guy that quickly sl*ts do that

[@ElonMusk69420]

BACK IN BLOOD

[@PastASMR]

Hm?

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Who would want to escape a yandere?

[@PastASMR]

One who wants to play hide and seek with their yandere ~

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

True

[@unknown_user4978]

Is it just me? Or I just heard she say "Adobo"?

[@PastASMR]

YES You heard right.

[@dantebelmont9718]

Me: um girls someone has been stauking for two years so now there's possibly three now so pls help

[@PastASMR]

Wow so lucky!!!

[@dantebelmont9718]

Pls send food I am Hungry and tie up

[@coffee2197]

So you your favorite food is spaghetti too?!

[@PastASMR]

"Spaghetti Arabiatta! But I don't mind any pasta really, as long as its with you"

[@THEE_HELLAbored]

The worst week ever bruh how do I get double kidnapped also you didn't check I feel like that's important

[@PastASMR]

Ppl forget QC these days 😔

[@theeverlastingdemon6934]

Interesting. Considering I still got the Yandere all Is good.

[@PastASMR]

Good ending indeed, no body parts lost

[@theeverlastingdemon6934]

@@PastASMR “no viewers were harmed in the making of this video”

[@Raphtalia]

Haha mereka jadi rebutan

[@dlex91]

Ayoooo did sheee saaaayyy adoboooo????😶

[@aasimakhtar3143]

Yandere exchange program

[@lol-2247]

Hello there

[@JakeSm4sh]

Sets me up with another I don't like the sound of that

[@santiagoescobarmorales9963]

Yo no sé cómo termine en esta situación pero bueno ya que me voy para jugar al Budokai Tenkaichi 3

[@PastASMR]

Dragonball??

[@santiagoescobarmorales9963]

@@PastASMR exacto pero bueno buenas tardes 😀👍

[@bill6]

👑

[@PastASMR]

🫠

[@philiphd8619]

Ummm Cola are you Filipino?how do you know about adobo.

[@Lexiissad]

I’m scared send help

[@PastASMR]

No send help

[@koroneinugami6851]

ayoo?? adobo?

[@-Lucifer__]

👋

[@enqualizer3210]

Sup

[@PastASMR]

Wc

[@non-existent4717]

Am I a guy? Is this f4m?

[@tim8404]

Wonderful video. I‘ll be the best darling you could wish for, I promise🫡