ASMR | You and I Escape From Prison at Night!

[@PeaceandSaraity]

I was NOT ready for that SLAP!!!! 🤣

[@xxpastelskysxx-4656]

Peace and Saraity ASMR same!

[@kelci_loves_potatosuwu9053]

Me either 😂😂😂😂

[@jasonmoore7034]

Hey its her :D

[@TheASMRRyan]

heyyyyy!!!! im so happy to see you here! also yes haha we had to retake it like 7 times cause i kept laughing

[@chacharealsmooth247]

When

[@grahamsudol4383]

“What are you in for?” Me: “Mass genocide.” “That’s not so bad.”

[@maxgol6188]

bro..... I was actually thinking the same thing lol

[@jasonmoore7034]

Stolen for likes

[@grahamsudol4383]

MegaThreat OfDoom from who? I honestly didn’t see another comment.

[@grahamsudol4383]

Karen from who? I honestly didn’t see another comment.

[@salviaxig]

Graham Sudol it’s Karen what u expect

[@gabrielvertin7935]

When he got slapped I could see his face, he wanted to laugh so badly

[@TheASMRRyan]

Haha we have so many outtakes on that part

[@carter4425]

@@TheASMRRyan make a video of just outtakes lol

[@antoniocorsetti3222]

@The ASMR Ryan this video is really blowing up. Congrats

[@rantingsofamadman9796]

When does that happen

[@patriciazieske7427]

And?

[@willortlund]

"So what u in for?" "I'm a convicted arsonist" "That's not so bad"

[@arturhours]

now, care to give me a match?

[@zulacoola1666]

I would like this comment but it has 69 likes and I dont wanna mess it up

[@zulacoola1666]

Well nevermind

[@saltyne296]

Will Ortlund Girl me too. I burnt all the Blue Lives Matter flags in hobby lobby 😭😭

[@dumbass7430]

Pyro tf2

[@vlone.nick315]

I know he wanted to laugh when he got slapped

[@intergalacticz3756]

Literally I'm confused why people laugh when they get slapped👁👄👁

[@deborahtheassistant71]

Xwalnut_head X it was a soft slap so it wouldn’t hurt

[@intergalacticz3756]

@@deborahtheassistant71 I see your back huh.....

[@intergalacticz3756]

@whytheonlyone nah it was my mom but she had el cinto😳

[@theot69420]

when he says take a bite (of the sandwich) there is actually a bite in it so theres someone behind the camera

[@killmouse4563]

“What are you in for?” “Blowing up the moon.” “It’s not that bad.”

[@TheASMRRyan]

ok Gru haha

[@m_qat]

The ASMR Ryan gru didn’t blow up the moon, he stole it. Do you are have stupid?

[@th3m4z72]

STRNGE the irony

[@crocyoin1886]

Koro?

[@huntersanders8861]

Korosensei?

[@Morganath923]

“What are you in for?” “Murder.” “That’s not too bad”

[@elliebee7796]

That’s what I thought 😂

[@Oscar-rf3eh]

Mass homicide

[@devdeadpool133]

That’s what I was thinking

[@Morganath923]

Huh. That’s not too bad

[@lordminion88]

That's what I said😂

[@TruWuu]

Ryan: What are you in for? Me: I put the milk before the cereal

[@ostrich3335]

You sinful man

[@TheASMRRyan]

you........ MONSTER!

[@cloudyt-t9759]

You Deserve solitary

[@endmysuffering3953]

LIFE SENTENCE

[@thewallfangirl2980]

The ASMR Ryan 😂

[@thesawce867]

The hate in your eyes when the guard slapped you was immense

[@jayhollows5729]

Lmaooo

[@rickyybrez]

who slapped him tho xD

[@ertugrul3488]

rickyybrez his brother i think

[@mawangshallhang]

Hate? Looked like he was gonns laugh

[@smile_pretty4894]

Nah I think he was holding back a laugh

[@ostrich3335]

Plot twist: Ryan was in for wearing socks with sandals

[@HunkSpunk]

No you got it all wrong he in for kissing the bois with no socks on

[@Audreyana]

Evan Knifer what?

[@beanieboosforever6483]

Probably

[@istilllikefnaf.915]

*Le gasp* JUDICE NO-

[@yourgoodpalasmr5112]

Fellow prisoner taking care of me better than my national healthcare

[@s.storumus8620]

YourGoodPalASMR the healthcare money has to come from somewhere, if its tax dollars, that means taxes get raised. Sorry for getting too political

[@jay-qh5ky]

for real lmao

[@julidee_]

Damn

[@thanosmara4319]

“what are you in for?” i started a thermonuclear war “that’s not so bad”

[@TheASMRRyan]

meh. haha

[@HunkSpunk]

Dang you beat me to the job Was Derryl the one who hired you or was it Shawn?

[@emilylew.s]

amateur.

[@nappa1332]

@@emilylew.s i blew up 2 planets and saved a bunch of people and drove them directly into the sun whilst i escaped

[@Gardenia_Celine]

@@HunkSpunk Man I think it was Shawn

[@anonymous-ld6mp]

Ryan: This is Big Al's work Ahh, Big Al. Weird Al's larger, *bigger* , cousin

[@intergalacticz3756]

Dude he beat up little John 🥺

[@anonymous-ld6mp]

@@intergalacticz3756 nooo not little john 😪

[@Thantophobia_]

Big Ed and Weird Al's Child

[@RavenWillliams]

Instead of making music he breaks faces

[@theatreasmr6934]

6:08 Why Is That So Relaxing 😂

[@twistedanna9441]

Alternative title: *guy teaches you how to make a turkey sandwich in prison*

[@TheASMRRyan]

with extra mayo haha

[@yaboycon8363]

Lmao

[@s.storumus8620]

What’s Spanish for “stop it hurts”?

[@HunkSpunk]

@@s.storumus8620 si senõr

[@demonsennon8773]

@@s.storumus8620 Detén esto duele

[@tubbytubbs6080]

Let’s just acknowledge how much effort Ryan puts in his videos. The makeup, jumpsuit, green screen, and even being slapped

[@emohippo_]

I love how 90% of your characters are all connected somehow in this like nonstop story of tingles and control

[@tristanproductions8653]

It’s the Rcu the Ryan cinematic universe

[@soggysammy2765]

"What's your name?" "Quiet kid." "Whatchya in for?" "All the other kids with the pumped up kicks..."

[@jakealsor4347]

pumped up kicks is bout a school shooting

[@gdcee3642]

Now this. This is content.

[@TheASMRRyan]

thank you my friend

[@omegaoutsider0586]

True

[@law5740]

Him: *lifts up a whole Thing of water* Me: where have you been hidin- nvm i do NOT want to know.

[@l0uisazebi587]

He has more food in his cell than I have in my fridge lol

[@intergalacticz3756]

I love your pfp 🤣

[@mentally-ill-mary]

lmaooooooo swear

[@Shelbsei]

Ryan: What are you in for? Me: Attempting World Domination. Ryan: Thats not so bad.

[@brackattack9513]

What are we gonna to today brain?

[@jasongradyphstiger6179]

The same thing we always we do pinky try to take over the world!

[@KOASMR]

I swear you come up with the best roleplays! This is genuis! 😍 Let's get out of prison lol.

[@Munkee7777]

“I haven’t washed my hands in uh.....six years.” Me: *SILENT SCREAMING*

[@lunahestiasolaria]

I was waiting someone to mention it 😂😂😂

[@businesscasualasmr8532]

That slap right at the beginning had me absolutely dying!!!

[@johnyeet6442]

"what are you in for?" "I ate my brother's piece of cake on the fridge"

[@noahkisselstein6463]

gods work my friend

[@kxllxs6425]

Ryan: *get slapped* Me: *trying my hardest not to laugh* Ohhh okay....wasn’t prepared for that

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahahaha what a way to start the video right?

[@n8ssa]

@@TheASMRRyan yes!

[@CondomSlayer3000]

Everybody: *claps*

[@RuleOfRose24]

*that what i like about asmr, be anywhere everywhere , that is perfect*

[@yesod7]

I still rewatch that ASMR friendly robbery in a dark alleyway.i absolutely love it.

[@melqueen1864]

Meeeee toooooooo

[@TheASMRRyan]

oh awesome! i might make another one of those soon!

[@yesod7]

Hooray!i always get exited when a popular youtuber comments on my comment saying something to me!=D

[@xXcansersuxsXx]

If your cell mate actually was this nice normally then you’d be his woman

[@icravecheddar7401]

Oh damn

[@fittinginisforjigsawpieces3141]

Who says I'm not?

[@zenaconnell208]

And you’d know about prison with your gum ball profile picture?

[@bekind4573]

@@zenaconnell208 do you know you dont have to be gooned out to know the streets or prison

[@cakomj6039]

Ryan: *Pulls out meat* Me: SO YOU BE EATING MEAT WITHOUT TELLING US. Edit: OMG THX FOR ALL THE LIKES lol!

[@Cyclops4137]

Ayo?

[@mcblingking16]

Omg my dirty mind 😭😭

[@jigglybiggly9645]

You had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@cakomj6039]

XD, YALL IS CRAZY

[@NikiWithARicky]

@@mcblingking16 I'm so glad I'm not the only one

[@appletoninred]

"What are you in for?" Me:"wearing socks with sandals, the devil sent me here" "That's not so bad"

[@guidoanselmi1017]

I feel that more the time passes, Ryan’s videos get better in every way!!

[@tcjamie6815]

“What are you in for?” Me : Trying to kill a clown. “That’s not so bad” Me : I know right! Edit : I have predicted the next video.

[@lepennyking2136]

lol

[@ratingwarrior7106]

You can see him trying not to laugh when he gets slapped

[@TheASMRRyan]

hahaha we got so many outtakes of that part coming soon!

[@joegambabambino4277]

Typical prisoner

[@BlackOmEga_2099]

0:03 that grin you did had me weak 😂😂, like your expression said “oh yeah I’ll remember that once i break out of here”

[@mr.blueguy7967]

*dude!your roleplays are geting better and better. I hope one Day you Will acomplish your dream♥️*

[@alexfcku]

Bro I love how he connects the characters and the different role plays it’s dope

[@simona_merkinin]

Who knew my inmate at prison would be friendlier than a roommate in my dormatory

[@judehenry5050]

“What are you in for” “I’ve committed multiple homicides, and blew up an entire orphanage” “ThAtS NoT tOo BaD”

[@lizzard743]

when I read the title "at night" I just thought about that one. SpongeBobs episode of the hash slinger slasher. and when he was like "getting to take out the trash AT NNIGHT!"

[@TheASMRRyan]

HAHAHAHAHA yes! spongebob role play confirmed

[@lizzard743]

The ASMR Ryan yes it is a must please!!!

[@jamiereveno7163]

@@TheASMRRyan Ryan one question, who took a bite out of the bread when you were forcing us to eat it ?

[@isthatjojivlogs7551]

Ryan: “what are you in for?” Me: “I stepped in water with socks on. On purpose.”

[@melsmusicbox7984]

You're a serial psychopath.

[@OhsweetOhno]

Your a monster form the deepest, darkest pits of hell

[@cometboifever2294]

The little smack had me gone 💀

[@lowcaloriecow]

The only youtuber who can calm me and make me laugh loud enough to be told to shut up at midnight. Much respect 😁

[@deathproofkiramusic]

I got immediately upset when Ryan was slapped! Who’d hurt such a good soul :(

[@MoonBiscuitz]

GOREHALL I saw the anger in his eyes xd also I said I was in jail for stealing a pizza slice

[@donnamiller454]

Me UwU

[@PrincessJupiter14]

Dude same, I was like "Nooooo, don't slap Ryan" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sandimurphy5149]

Good soul? He put mayo on the meat instead of the bread...

[@kiya502]

@@sandimurphy5149 exactlyyyy I literally was so heartbroken 😓

[@melissawilliams3361]

Ryan is the type of guy in a anime plot that you would never suspect being the traitor, but then turn out to be. Seriously,he can fit the role of a good guy and the bad guy with his ominous, yet friendly features... Edit: The “Snack man” *WHEEZE*

[@m-mori]

The background sounds are incredibly well made. Really contribute to the overall experience, very well done Ryam.

[@blazebacon6981]

This deserves a part 2

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

Well, how wonderfully fitting and relaxing, for sure. Time to go to bed I guess. Thanks a bunch, Ryan, for your great videos. Don't forget to smile people and relax.

[@unsaiinted]

Can we appreciate how clean that bite was “we” took out the bread

[@robertrivera9677]

When he got slapped I started crying I couldn't stop laughing😄😄😄

[@tg_regsyt7294]

I loved the rain sound in the background

[@sponge540]

"What are you in for?" "Dropkicking an orphan." "Hey, that ain't so bad." *Sniffing* "Thank you."

[@gamerlife-ez2rl]

Ryan you are the best roleplayer/asmr artist ever bro I swear bro

[@CaptainASMR]

Haha this reminds me of the time I escaped prison at night

[@intergalacticz3756]

😳uh....

[@jerjay6621]

bro same relatable

[@jasonokonjo8627]

NANII!?!?!?!?

[@fs3o4_chris82]

Petition for Ryan to make a pt.2 of the video of the escape, and life after

[@nunyabidness4660]

Remember us when you become a famous actor 🙌 Amazing video as usual 👏

[@theASMRvoyager]

anything can be asmr if you’re brave enough ❤️

[@Hunter-ui5zk]

That nose bandage reminds me of alex from a clock work orange

[@yukikana5459]

Yess

[@littleshell2748]

Oh yes!!!! I LOVE the rainy dark background

[@EnchantedReader89]

Ryan: You can just call me the snack man Me: Fitting

[@vein9261]

amazing acting , amazing plot , amazing asmr

[@crybaby4582]

YOU GOTTA MAKE A PART 2 OF THEM ESCAPING LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

[@Bunny-dq9fi]

ryan is literally the cutest why

[@property_ph4366]

“You hungry?” “Yeah A little” “Well I got some supplies” *pulls out entire kitchen*

[@xxxjuicewrld6384]

Ryan pls make a part two this was my favorite one

[@andrewdoesstuff5925]

Were escaping prison At night This is a spongebob reference

[@TheASMRRyan]

AHHH I BURNT MY HAND!!!!!!! at night

[@user-bt9gn8es4z]

Night night night night night night naunana NIGHT!

[@Da.chocolatekid7]

hi

[@jango6520]

Please make a part 2 this was so good

[@kindbrat3599]

Imagine how hard it was for him not to start laughing after being slapped

[@thedeadman1808]

The fans want a blooper video WITHIN A WEEK!!! and we want the slap part inverter and how many times you laughed THANK YOU!

[@jdchamplin5]

Who else wants movie reviews to come back

[@TheASMRRyan]

perhaps soon! i might make them patreon exclusives tho! they dont do too well on my youtube channel

[@zachmcantwell]

i'm so glad he got back on the soft-spoken train, i think that's soooo much better than whispering

[@toastedbread6042]

0:47“so what are you in for?” Me: i did not know she was 4 0:53 “ thats not so bad”

[@_d872]

Love the way you get inspired by movies to make your roleplay videos

[@PeculiarPeople_]

0:02 me when school starts again tbh

[@cookiz3651]

It’s cool how all he’s videos are connected in one huge story

[@jakeasmr7]

When you’re not first, not last, but you tapped really fast.

[@mountainmqt1438]

I like how he doesn’t have ads nothing ruins a good sleep more than and ad

[@infamousdark1138]

Ok we gotta give this man an award he stuck his fingers in a thing of mayonnaise for an asmr RP

[@rambling_riah9510]

The dedication... He actually bit the sandwich. I love these videos

[@cabenmilam6737]

"So what are you in for" Me: "I'm in for killing an owl" "That's not so bad"

[@bigsteveee]

Best asmr video ever I love the prison theme

[@Swaxbtw]

Lmao he wanted to laugh so bad when he got slapped

[@N_3RR0R]

"What are you in for?" ""i made a drug cartel and solds kids and was the cause of 9/11 "Thats not too bad"

[@N_3RR0R]

@@MINI-MYERS i didnt mention nothing to u i made a comment simple as that u just read it

[@HunkSpunk]

@@MINI-MYERS bruh he wasnt mentioning it twards you he just made a comment thats all

[@moniqtl]

@@MINI-MYERS this ain't wattpad

[@arabiafascist]

@@MINI-MYERS what will you do ? Punch the screen ?

[@OhsweetOhno]

@@N_3RR0R w-what happened here?

[@blackishwhite3890]

I love these videos when they mention other characters it's like a stroyline

[@materwelon_z5368]

ryan: what are you in for? me: murder, yknow, the usual ryan: that's not so bad cha cha real smooth

[@isthatfrankie4237]

Bro i love how all your asmr's have connections for example the classic .... debra

[@Ben-bj1oz]

“What are u in for”. “Caused corona virus to spread world wide “ “That’s not so bad”

[@demonlightwolf7964]

XD

[@HunkSpunk]

not funny didn't laugh

[@demonlightwolf7964]

Evan Knifer no I did that because I was gonna say it not because the corona is funny

[@HunkSpunk]

@@demonlightwolf7964 that made no sense learn grammar then try to reply again

[@demonlightwolf7964]

Evan Knifer -__- I know I’m just to lazy because I’m tired to edit it

[@desireefedrickx3119]

your so good!!! love the detail and all... i know when you got "Slapped" you wanted to laugh but you played it off so well.. keep up the good work. lol

[@navepniel5063]

Ryan: "I got mayo" Me: "brother I'm allergic to Mayo" Ryan: "I'm here to take care of you buddy" Me: *gulp*

[@v6nni]

The way he intertwines his characters 🔥

[@S1mplerASMR]

"What you in for? " Not wearing a Mask in public , "That's not to bad 😂

[@Unknown-uk2sr]

I'm glad he's making series

[@cas4018]

"So what you in for?" Me: "Uhh, I burned down 3 schools, stole 4 iphones, and then burned down the apple store." "That's not so bad."

[@tempest206]

"What are you in for" "Slaughtering all of the world's leaders and government" ".....thats not so bad"

[@cspiers1]

The backround is amazing

[@JacobMercier1218]

Ryan: what are you in for Me: murder, drug trafficking, and armed robbery alongside the Payday Gang Ryan; that’s not so bad.

[@winguswongus]

Part 2 please that would be awesome

[@aveenburney7463]

How he sounds is me when I have a cold.

[@twentycharacterslong2724]

Ryan ASMR is so underrated! So unfair!

[@railkid3717]

No weird sh*t but i was expecting him to moan in the beginning when he got slapped 😂