[ASMR] You're My Kitty! A Witch's Familiar~

Cardamom is back! w/ some struggle too omg, I had to record this three full times to get a take I was at all happy with otl
The last video I recorded with this boy was before I got my current microphone though : 0 so it was definitely time for him to return! for those who aren't acquainted with Clove or Coriander, they can be found in some of my other witch videos~
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[@amelia8083]

Did this man just “pspspsps” me?

[@Boreas-]

How dare

[@raynehema3262]

Deadass

[@neons.hairclip]

Tch no respect for well mannered cats!

[@berrythatwentuwu3333]

So Rude

[@zo666]

I think he did just *pspspspsp* us-

[@aichen4415]

Witch: pspspspsps Me, a cat: *i am speed*

[@Pyrotf2_a]

Witch: pspspspsps Me as a cat: hello I an enderman now and back

[@Smoothïlustrated]

Witch: _You have such the stereotypical Feline attitude sometimes_ Me as a cat: *Feed Me*

[@aichen4415]

baresuper Me as a cat: *pushes everything off tables*

[@minteaskullz]

Me as a cat: *GIVE ME NOM NOMS*

[@NekoNekoPanic]

Garfield intensifies

[@arianimations7574]

Me as a cat: give me cuddles or I will scratch your face off

[@vantilover8180]

Me as a cat: *sleeps on any furniture known to man* if I fits I sits

[@CherushiChan]

Seriously though, who wouldn't want to be a cat? My fluffy boy rules the house, sleeps all day, and gets food when he yells, what a life!

[@CherushiChan]

@@shaynaf8147 Woo cat club! 🐱

[@hunibuni6208]

I would like to be apart of this "Cat Club" you speak of

[@CherushiChan]

@@hunibuni6208 memberships are open! 🐱

[@hunibuni6208]

CheruChan Welp now I'm apart of it

[@gayverygay9690]

Same withy cat she's basically runs the house little brat😒

[@amorphous_asterism]

due to recent events i shall be shapeshifitng into a cat and never shapeshift back

[@ultra_fern_forest]

what if u wanna shift into a bird to peck out someones eyes

[@amorphous_asterism]

laterlamp lampylamp i shall claw them out with my cat claws

[@Boreas-]

Mrow bitches

[@Pyrotf2_a]

What if you want to shift into a human and rip there guts out

[@PanRiddle1]

There's a movie on Netflix about turning into a cat, you should check it out if you haven't yet😊 here you go: www.netflix.com/title/81281872?s=i&trkid=13747225

[@stvryxsky4964]

The witch: pspspsps~ Me as a cat: WHO DARES TO DISTURB THE QUEEN!?

[@the.mind.electric]

This guy: *calls me my name* Me: *doesn't come* Him: pspspsps Me: *_Z O O M_*

[@sabrina_ze_wolf]

I- deadass 🤣✋☠️

[@starspiritthedutchangeldra8140]

*N Y O O M*

[@user-dk3pl4jn5u]

ah yes, i’ve always dreamed of becoming a cat. my ideal form.

[@lilylofas8234]

I know how you feel!!

[@cameraman4549]

I shall protect you from those who call you a furry.

[@vampz1778]

Same

[@raccoon5124]

You get to get high off catnip be a snarky sarcastic a** hole and be loved and pet for it

[@seantaggart7382]

@@cameraman4549 welp i guess that's my cue *sheathes finaliam blade* you caught me

[@caley522]

The "pspspspsps" I actually went to get up and look for that noise because me being semi insane I thought I heard it downstairs

[@fudonshifromhell6998]

Same tho

[@phantomsflames4441]

i actually respond to stuff like that ngl XD

[@vampz1778]

Phantoms Flames same

[@snowfox1987]

Me: * calmly watching the beginning of the video * Video: pspspspspsps- * hears distant thud * Me: ??? My cat: * burst into my room and on to my bed * *WHO SUMMONED ME!?!?!* Me: *u n h o l y s c r e e c h*

[@megacoolkid53]

WHO THE F*CK SAID *PSPSPS?!*

[@luissantiago5163]

I feel like being a witch's familiar would be an existence of pure chaos most of the time.

[@phantomsflames4441]

yup

[@bryonysmith495]

me as a cat: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@AmandaSoonToBe]

*Me a baby witch* Honestly its mostly being suffocated in pets and affection and then me yelling at you to get off my spell table cuz youve already knocked over and broken one of my potions in the past

[@AmandaSoonToBe]

@Empress Coleman ehh I havent been practicing long, Im happy you think so though thank you!

[@AmandaSoonToBe]

@Empress Coleman Im not great at mediation yet my adhd makes it difficult. and Incant be up at 3am cuz i get up for work at 4:30 so no i dont XD

[@todds.4585]

Salem: Kitty~ My heart: ERROR.404

[@neons.hairclip]

My mind immediately went to 707 🤣

[@todds.4585]

_kekekeke_ Definitely best compliment I’ve received

[@foodwizard2875]

Kitty.exe has stopped working

[@simplordsenpai2861]

Well I wanna be a neko. Is that weird?? But I'm a dog person

[@SebijoIsMyName]

@@neons.hairclip You must be another 606? You must be getting some Mystic Messages too!!

[@starr8229]

that first "kitty~" sounded EXACTLY like someone i know and it scared me because i thought he was behind me

[@depressoexpsresso1315]

Yagami yato-

[@spider-gay7442]

@@depressoexpsresso1315 NO-😭

[@spider-gay7442]

I feel you it happen to me once and I think it was just a simple Hi and I was so scared

[@Kritical_Blink]

I like this sort of “slice of life”-type stories. I like to hear preestablished character working without the Witch!MC. It it’s nice. Well done Salem!

[@CrucifiedMoon]

Salem:" Don't knock anything off the table..." Me being the clumsy idiot that I am Me as a cat:" Yeah sure" 2. 5 seconds later. Accidentally knocks off a candle stick.

[@cassodembreankia2076]

… Yo. My dude. My good sir. My good dude. You… have… THE most soothing voice I have had the honor of listening to. (Like, highkey if you recorded audiobooks too I would listen to them in a heartbeat.) Thank you for being awesome!

[@fudonshifromhell6998]

I would listen to that too

[@oddanderson9131]

I have one word for this: wholesome.

[@milkmangreg871]

Me : I like to think I'm a dignified man Salem : You're my little kitty. Me : Okay nevermind, I'm a cat now

[@tristanscrazenanigans1636]

5:43 I’m pretty sure he played a low frequency sound that sends signals to the brain for instant relaxation

[@rigure]

You sure you're not talking about the purr?

[@dustydingo8323]

I was listening to this in my room (without headphones) with my cat. First off when he heard ‘pspspsps’ he immediately responded and then even he became very relaxed by the sound of your voice and he slept very well. Note: my old cat has a lot of trouble sleeping nowadays (like insomnia) even though he’s a cat, but is was nice to see.

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

Out of all the witches you have voiced, Cardamon was by far my favourite. So calming, helpful and charming. I can't wait to be a kitten familiar to him. After all he helped me in my time of need, so it's fair to return the favour. Love the channel, keep up the spelltacular work. 💖

[@rigure]

I see what you did there ¬w¬

[@jinjam5899]

I am literally staying up waiting for this to come out so i can sleep happily while listening to your beautiful voice♥️♥️

[@michelleacelar6820]

Witch: pspspspsps~ Kitty: *INTENSELY PET ME~OW!!*

[@depressoexpsresso1315]

P U N S

[@Calcarius]

I WAS LISTENING TO THIS AND WHEN THE PURRING STARTED MY CAT LOOKED AT ME WITH THE MOST OFFENDED STARE

[@bigdadbeefsticks]

0:07 Oh you know, just causing absolute chaos and destruction in one of your precious ingredients cabinets. Y'know, the one that you filled exclusively with glassware? Yeah, that one. Oh! You're out of petrified mice by the way. You should really get on that...

[@riverhess3084]

This familiar is over here making up an entire focus, and Cardemom knows they hate being demeaned like... like a common house pet. For real, though, this was delightful ^-^

[@ultra_fern_forest]

awwwwww i’ve always wanted to be a familiar like just vibe around while hanging out with like a hot goth witchy gf or super adorable lil guy like this just GOALS

[@racconsoup]

them: "as long as you dont knock anything off the table" me, looking at my paws in power: i can do that....

[@firefox923]

Me, has cat like tendencies: "Nya!" I love audios where the listener is a cat. ☺️

[@the.mind.electric]

Same, makes me feel special

[@juliaithinal4835]

There so rare it’s anoying!

[@AmandaSoonToBe]

Ive a friend who says meow in her sentences and it gives me so much life. Like shes all, "Ok I'm heading over right meow" and Im living for it

[@adrib8102]

Can’t wait to fall asleep to this, your videos always calm me down before bed 💕

[@zombie_cookie425]

I’m curious are we a actually cat OR a human with cat ears and a tail I am genuinely curious hmmm Is anyone else watching these at midnight to 3am

[@andreafrancisca3662]

Yeah

[@zombie_cookie425]

I wish I could be a Neko in real life 😞😭😞

[@Flowers-dc1oo]

@Luna Moon UwU. Same

[@mikan8445]

@@zombie_cookie425 I now I now TuT

[@asherr8887]

How about 2:30am?-

[@Reeces_piece]

The beginning sounds like my mum trying to wake me up, expect she's alot louder

[@the.mind.electric]

Yes, my mom too screams "KITTY PSPSPSPSPS KITTTYYYYYYYYY" in the morning

[@krokulridgestalker7007]

I've already listened this through like ten times and honestly, I'm not about to stop bcs this is great.

[@UnCafeConPanda]

It’s so sad that I can only dream of this coming true. 😔🥺😔😭

[@Sadismism]

I knew I was an apprentice kitty.

[@the.mind.electric]

I'm sorry i like warrior cats- _is that a warriors reference?_

[@amayarose8798]

I’ve literally listened to this audio every night since it came out and have had the best sleep every time! Thank you so much I love this audio! 💕❤️✨

[@Zendrien]

I love this so much!! I need more witch familiar videos!! They're so calming.

[@rougeackerman6168]

Salem: Kitty ☆ Me: WTFGHGFCVJIHGCV *RougeAckerman.exe.has.stopped.working.

[@HammerWT]

you always gotta appreciate a new upload

[@katesauve4082]

As someone who has cat like mindset and mood,I am happy when I hear the pspsps and can't help but smile at being called kitty

[@MatthewHulse.]

Love this channel so much it’s always great to see an upload

[@stars4wfaa]

Witch: as long as you don't knock anything down Every cat in existence: ima end this man's whole career

[@janeytae4619]

well this is my first audio i've heard from you. & it's pretty good. i already subscribed 😭💜💜💜

[@RossOriginals]

Nice to see Cardamon back, and oooh this is a good one... ah, your voice, just what I needed at bedtime.

[@calibusofficial]

I sleep the best on Thursdays because of you Salem!

[@randomname4663]

This actually made me feel really valuable and useful. I always feel like i'm around for no reason, like no one wants me around even though I know it isn't true, and I always feel super dumb so this was kinda really awesome :')

[@Carolina57685]

Only fully listened to this one after the recent "Blessed by a kind God" vid and im inlove with how you string all of these stories together

[@Issengan]

I can tell you had a lot of fun doin this. I have 2 cats i recently got and theyre both teething, but you cant help but love cats

[@cursedworks3496]

Your voice with the rain in the background is so calming.

[@saint_2068]

Why is this my comfort audio--

[@Angela-ur5yf]

I would love a part 2 its so wholesome and relaxing

[@msmith05]

Oh I really loved this, i need more 😭😭

[@LiebeLux]

* yawning * “Aw such a big yawn” How the-

[@annieway9125]

I'll never know what this is about because I always fall asleep too fast to it Thank you, love your voice

[@yalldumb2387]

I love this audio, it makes me feel so small and taken care of

[@Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer]

I've missed this boi ❤ I will gladly be a feline familiar for him 🐱💕

[@ciaouwu8613]

this was so adorable im melting

[@depressed_birdowl8196]

Me: *yawns* Witch: "Aww what a big yawn." Me: "Bitch what"

[@peytonmiller2554]

whenever I listen to this I zone out and nearly fall asleep

[@mooncatkylie3507]

Him:you have such sterotypical cat attitude sometimes Me: *enderman noises*

[@user-hl8lp6yo4l]

omg this is adorable

[@Reeces_piece]

I'm watching this before school and I don't wanna leave my room anymore because I just wanna listen to it asmr

[@kismet.mp4717]

Why do i enjoy this so much? Time to rp as a cat on wattpad

[@orangejulesbox]

I happy stimmed because this was SUPER CUTE AAAGGHH

[@j.s.3211]

As a witch this is just- so good, thank you for this -Can

[@Piiiiiiiiiiiip]

I love this ❤

[@ViktorErikFade]

The way my ears as a cat would twitch finding the origins of the Pspspsps

[@freedomkeeper4096]

Tbh, I want some kind of part 2 to this

[@bromeo683]

Genuinely thinking about this though, if it’s a deity of thorns, my first thought would be thorns on flowering plants, which brings to mind the idea of balance. Stuff like “every rose has its thorns” and what have you, so if I were working on something like this I’d probably try to tie in functions of nature that balance each other out. Similar with the silence before a clap of thunder, the lack of sound is just as important as the sound itself, just as darkness is just as crucial as the light. Again, balance seems important to the deity. I’m hardly experienced enough to be making such comments but I thought I’d ramble about it anyways. Thanks for the awesome video Salem!

[@SuChanNoir]

Cardamom! I missed you! 🥰 but please don’t wake me. 🥱💖 thanks.

[@snakeofeden6667]

*WHO HAS PSPSPSPED ME????* My name is Kat and my family and friends call me Kitty so these are always fun to listen to!

[@richie9037]

The guy that awoke a demon : Pspspspsps me: *peace was never an option O-O*

[@kayzakwolfe3948]

You voice is gold

[@sam-e191]

*i am comfortable with the atmosphere we have created in the studio today.*

[@dustydingo8323]

Witch: spspspsp Me: new body, who dis?

[@mifmafmoof2210]

I- _aaaaaaaa_ I’m breaking my stealth alt to say that I feel VERY TARGETED

[@wveyeon]

Salem: pspspspss me: you have summoned me, what is it that you need

[@wittykitty2914]

Love it

[@bella_cargo7141]

"pspspsps~" pops up behind him you rang 🧍

[@NickPostsSomeShit]

me working on a project: ➖👄➖ me sitting here at 11:45 listening to this : 👁👄👁💕

[@dillon1051]

Why did the psppsp make me so happy? Am I a cat? Honestly probably

[@izumikazuka2627]

Salem: Kitty~ Come here~ Me as a cat: GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

[@RaspberryV3]

“Pspspsps” *My time has come*

[@sedentarybeing]

Omg, is this referencing the listener who summoned the incubus by accident? I love this world building.

[@mightychondria666]

hyu hyu hyu....audio is crisp as potato chips

[@ravenstone7776]

When you call a cat by its name: _-_ When you day "pspspspsps" to a cat : °-° 👀👀👀

[@tarastreet3204]

I love this.. Can you do more"Witches familiar" ones 🥺♥

[@silver_the_fox8925]

Him: Don't knok anything down Me, a cat: b-b-but I wanna knok the stuff you have sett up.

[@LackRemorseA]

I realized drinking coffee when I want to sleep is a bad idea So here I am again

[@LulusLittleBee]

When it buffers

[@_kaori_3409]

Sir, you got a new subscriber UwU

[@alainamci9709]

Things i learned from this video : I Really Really like being called kitty 💖

[@noone-infinite]

I WANT to be a kitty

[@addisonwoods9367]

oh! I just realized that the spirit is probably the water dryad!

[@low7153]

yes i am your kitty

[@persephonethequeenofunderw9670]

Dreams come true I'm a cat! Next step is the *World Domination*

[@the13thcarddeathitself88]

Witch: *haz Familiar* Me: *A psuedo-dragon* Witch: *Gives Scritches* Me: *Cat-like purrs with blushy scales*

[@Boreas-]

MINE *MINE*

[@jonathanjoestar9289]

You're telling me that I cannot knock anything off the table? You fool I am a cat. I do whatever I wish!

[@bloocuteandcuboot]

Is it a coincidence that my cat’s sleeping in bed with me? Maybe 🥰😽 is he snoring? Y U P

[@fudonshifromhell6998]

My kitten fell asleep on my bed next to me too

[@ilulu5082]

why do i feel unbridled joy roleplaying as a cat?

[@the.mind.electric]

Ikrrr it's so relaxing