ASMR || “You’re My New Master!” Sleepy Catgirl Maid Spoils You With Cuddles and Headpats!

Your friend gifts you a coupon to the 'Cuddle Parlour', home to the sleepiest and cuddliest catgirls on the block!
script by u/Shynosaur
art by Nanami
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[@alekirser]

would you like coffee, tea... or me? OVER 100+ EXCLUSIVE AUDIOS! patreon.com/alekirser I STREAM TONIGHT! twitch.tv/alekirser

[@TotoNTM]

All🗿

[@Strawb_milk5]

Depends if hot tea or ice tea if hot then you.

[@samma6978]

I would like a brick please

[@LionheartWorks]

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[@Fraxter97]

Three ally audios left until my football team could get back to elite competition and they are gonna be my motivation

[@alekirser]

LET'S GOOOOOO!!

[@Glitch-Phases]

YOU WIN THAT SH*T! YOU WIN THAT SH*T!

[@Nocxys]

We boutta win with the power of cuddles😂

[@FroggerLord]

Let’s goooo win the god dang game even if it’s the last thing you doo

[@Jordansometimess]

“It’s doesn’t mean your cooked” had me dying 😂

[@alekirser]

LOL i just had to add it

[@Manikin27757]

Cuddles and maid catgirls (and possible bride)? This place must be the Holy Grail of all places. That aside, everything is down right perfect for a good sleep (especially with the sweet and melty voice and the cat-related puns). Thank you for another sleep aid, Ally and keep it up!

[@alekirser]

:D heehee!!! mayhaps a sequel is in order... thank you manikin, i appreciate the support!

[@the_dankmemer]

These audio drops are quickly becoming one of the things I look forward to the most in a week. Also the “no you’re not cooked” line was definitely a great way to say you read the comments without saying you read the comments 💀

[@alekirser]

that makes me very happy to hear! and LOL yeah y'all be wild out here

[@zay39494]

“no it doesn’t mean you’re cooked” chat she’s becoming aware😭

[@alekirser]

Y'ALL ARE A HIVEMIND WHEN IT COMES TO COMMENTING I SWEAR it's rows upon rows of 'chat am i cooked ; o ;'

[@lilmoshpit4833]

@@alekirserbecause we are, better to be funny about it atleast right

[@PeterJL]

No one should be embarrassed with wanting to be taken care of and given affection, especially by a catgirl

[@alekirser]

this is the complete truth!!!

[@leonyn.e]

It doesn’t make sense. It’s unfathomable. Why is Ally’s voice so cute 😭

[@alekirser]

:D hehe, i'm just a silly gal!

[@JS_Valiant]

gang knows i fw this 🙏

[@alekirser]

HELL YEAHHH

[@Mr_Heydrich]

Headpats and cuddles from Boss?! Im so there!!

[@alekirser]

WOOHOO!!!!!

[@attakrus]

You’re not the only one, my friend.

[@THERandomGuyMan]

I might of accidentally set the bathrooms on fire

[@alekirser]

it's okay, i did that last week!

[@Wolflord_11]

Its been 10000 years and Nyally had finally returned from war

[@alekirser]

she missed you all!!!

[@attakrus]

I would love to know how my friend got a coupon to this place…

[@alekirser]

a magician never reveals their secrets! (they found it in the local newspaper)

[@papanovember80]

This was great! So soothing and the heartbeat was especially well done and powerful. I love this one.

[@alekirser]

thank you for listening and supporting my ASMR training arc!

[@Megaflame32x]

peak Also bionicle

[@alekirser]

MATA NUI!

[@charleswalker8262]

This Is DEFINITELY The Place To Go To Relax...........And Just CHILL OUT. 9:20

[@alekirser]

indeed indeed :>

[@TimeToRepresent]

Was the heartbeat an imported sound, or recording of your own heartbeat? I think I found a new asmr trigger I love, it was so cool and relaxing to hear!!

[@alekirser]

recording! thank you so much :D

[@Blindluck92]

"Whoever got that coupon for you apparently thinks you need some more tlc." Whoever got me this coupon is entirely correct. 😅 This was really nice. Thanks for the audio, Ally.

[@alekirser]

hehe you deserve it! thank you blindluck

[@frizzgocrizz]

Is this Frizz or crizz?!?! I think having a Cat maid would be satisfying but appreciate the new audio ally, hope you’re doing great!!!

[@alekirser]

hehe :3 thank you for listening, frizz or crizz :D

[@Nocxys]

"It doesn't mean you're cooked" nah Aly YOU cooked on that one.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

Therapist: Catgirl Allie isn't real, she can't cuddle you into submission. Catgirl Allie: ...Nyah.

[@Fraxter97]

So relaxing always nice to relax with ally giving the best cuddles in the market

[@alekirser]

awww shucks :D i'm honoured ya think so!!!

[@HYXROWAVE]

(Aiekirser if she made a pack) Welcome to the ASMR pack vol 1. 100+ sounds 10+ tingles 50+ Ambiences 20+ fonts 50+ overally background 20+ Music overlays (Lol) All jokes aside. Another one that is just freaking dope. Like it a lot. Keep these going. And also, is that the heartbeat I'm hearing in the background?

[@DrillbitGames]

Had a rough day at work, came home and turned this on, and all my stress melted away. Thank you.

[@alekirser]

i'm sorry you had a rough day at work! here's to better, bigger things ahead!

[@TheTrueMorse64]

Whoa! Started to doze off a bit near the end! Gonna have to come back to this when I’m a bit more awake so I can listen to the rest of what you had to say! You did a great job with this one Ally!

[@alekirser]

hehe, thank ya kindly! totally chill with folks sleepin to this :3

[@Not_DIO_1]

Spent 5ish hours editing a video so this is purrfect(🤢) to fall asleep to since it's 3AM. You spoil us with these audios.

[@alekirser]

not the obligatory cat pun! thank you, dio

[@diegovalentino3953]

Fuck yeah today im sleeping GOOD; thx for the great content as always boss!

[@alekirser]

YAHOO! this one is definitely very sleep-aid focused, so i hope it helps

[@aberrationiv6826]

A cuddle parlor?! Hell yeah, sign me up IMMEDIATELY! I'd never wanna leave. Also, your voice is super adorable like always, and it may put me into a sleep trance shortly.

[@alekirser]

i totally agree :3 have sweet dreams!!

[@phibi_berkeleytime]

she's a professionyal scritcher :3 "no this doesnt mean you're cooked" LMAO "the ravioli of your lungs"

[@CadeVonWilkens3117]

Catgirl Ally hype!!!! Heck yeah!✊😄 Yeah, I wish there was a cuddling service like this, I'd definitely spend... A decent amount of time there...😅😆 And another perfect audio that hits the spot! I definitely felt some stress leave my body and some tight muscles loosen up, it's a start, and I'll take it! Thanks again Ally! You're truly a miracle worker, the best of the best! 👍👍❤️❤️😄😄

[@alekirser]

many many thanks, joaquin

[@Lolodropemoff]

Finna listen to this and play warzone ranked with my friends type shit😮‍💨

[@alekirser]

LET's GOOOOOO

[@Finality-RainOfDust]

*What I do if gang knows I fw this?*

[@alekirser]

the gang is listening too, dw about it :3

[@ripxdoc]

hey you you're the best ya hear me!!

[@alekirser]

hey hey thank you sm for the support

[@Saber2345Aspirations]

I got rejected today!!! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!!! MORE ALEKIRSER!!!

[@alekirser]

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE MISSING! CHIN UP KING!

[@_Kwizard]

Man I ain’t coming back from this one 😔

[@samuraibeatzz]

It’s been a long day and this is just what I needed. Some cuddles with a nice kitty lady. Premium service. Thanks as always Ally~

[@alekirser]

many many thanks samurai

[@callsignvalkyrie]

gang am i cooked edit: WHAT

[@hi-pu2gf]

Idk what im doing here, it’s 4:30 am i have a test at 7 am and i havent slept. Always listen to your asmr to relax tho, cheers

[@alekirser]

get some much needed sleep ; o ; take care!

[@JakeSm4sh]

Does y new aid want headpats?

[@alekirser]

headpats are always welcome!

[@PinkMonarch.]

CUDDLES ME HAPPY YIPPE I need more hugs in my life man. Edit: fell asleep to this and had one of the best short naps of my life thank you so much

[@alekirser]

yay! short naps are the best!!

[@cyanide7270]

I wish to adopt an Ally. Could i just adopt you to narrate my entire life? please?

[@alekirser]

:D hehe, why not!

[@BirdieSenpai]

"Are there any areas you do not want me to touch you?" Neck. My adoptive brother who became a vampire exposed my carotid artery in our next-to-last battle and nearly killed me before I set my fist on fire and decked him in the face with the power of breathing. Yes, Ally, this is, indeed, a JoJo reference. "You don't know where to put your hands?" "I don't know what to do with my hands; that's why I smoke." - Dale Gribble Real talk, this sounds nice. Never cuddled once in my entire life, but it sounds more appealing the older I get.

[@alekirser]

oh shucks :O my neck gets ticklish so we're basically even lore-wise, jojo dude >:D lMAO thank you so much, birdie :3 many many thanks for the references. i will get them someday!

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@alekirser Well, it's like Pop always taught me about battle: Go for the throat! LOL Looking forward to that day, Ally! Thanks for brightening up my day as always!

[@Time_To_Solo]

It's been a while since I got tingles from asmr, I love the soft-speaking and moving from one side to the other ^^

[@suzumufu]

new aly content is about to drop 👀 time to lock in, les gooo

[@alekirser]

WE NEVER LOCK OUT LET'S GOOO!

[@bryguy062485]

I need a nap now......saving this one for bedtime lol. Awesome audio again Ally! .....nya

[@alekirser]

NYAAAA!!! (thank you thank you

[@dtawoogie714]

I thought your voice sounded familiar turns out i already follow you on reddit

[@alekirser]

hehe, i'm everywhere!

[@Takeru23Saruwatari-qq9vp]

A cat maid?? My likiness is on the same RP audio. 🐱🐱🐱💕💕💖 Thank alek for the audio.

[@alekirser]

many thanks takeru!! - nyally

[@harrisonberkhout1005]

Well done Ally! I just woke up, probably fell asleep at around ¾ of the way through. I remember feeling so nice last night that I decided to finish up this morning. Thanks for the soothing!

[@alekirser]

it's my pleasure

[@SNPiru]

Thank you for such a soothing and wonderful audio Ally! I feel eepy already 💙❤️💜

[@alekirser]

yahoo!!! get good eeps :D

[@Strawb_milk5]

I would lose so much money at this shop. 💙💜❤️💜💙

[@alekirser]

cuddle time :D

[@R9_Better2]

Throughout Asmr roleplays hooters, I alone am the lonely one

[@alekirser]

noooooooo!

[@Yuutaaaaaaa]

I'm locked in🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@alekirser]

we're locking in!!!!

[@AGenomeSoldier]

To say I loved this audio would be the understatement of the year. Listening to it again, after the premiere, guided me to my first, decent night's sleep in a number of weeks. The gentle jokes, kindness and affirmations all blended seamlessly with your beautiful voice and impeccable editing. Did the heartbeat feel like a bold choice? It was executed perfectly, keeping my mind calm, focused on the gentle words and attention. I doubt you could get much closer to creating the feeling of being embraced without physical touch. If the 'Not So Deadly Demon Girls' is your best story work, this is my top choice for your best sleep aid and comfy audio on KZbin. I'll be coming back to it time after time. Thank you so much, Ally.

[@alekirser]

thank you so much, genome! i'm so glad you enjoyed this, as it is what i consider my current most earnest attempt at 'classic' asmr! i quite enjoyed it and am looking forward to making more with a lot more experimental triggers (i.e. heartbeats and such) :D many thanks!

[@harrisonberkhout1005]

Truer words have not been stated.

[@AverageYTUser62]

This is quickly becoming my favourite Ale audio 🥺

[@vidsfanforever3151]

WHAT'S THE I SEE A NOTIFICATION OF ALEKIRSER ABOUT TO POST? WE SLEEPING GOOD TONIGHT

[@alekirser]

HELL YEAHHHHH

[@DelusionalValentin3]

I've been busy and late to uploads and streams, but I listened to this walking home and totally didn't pay attention to my surroundings cause SEROTONIN ~

[@alexrodriguez-hs6cc]

Wasn't expecting Chris hina thumbnail now I'm a bit sad again but good video

[@YourWholesomeBoyfriendASMR]

DLC Cuddle Delux coupon 😎

[@alekirser]

hell YEAH!!

[@BuilderB08]

how do i get hired here i want to be a cute catgirl. IN A COMPLETELY CIS WAY OF COURSE.

[@AverageYTUser62]

Hold on, let me get comfy first!

[@alekirser]

of course of course :D

[@Khdeets]

🫠 I'm melting‼️ -medic from tf2

[@alekirser]

MEDIC I NEED A MEDIC!

[@FroggerLord]

Your my what my …. Cat cuddler is that even a word but hello yeah I got this coupon and I thought this was for a maid cafe

[@N1ght_Watcher]

Excuse me for a moment gotta calm down before my fuckin heart explodes (I get no physical attention from anyone)

[@dode3614]

I’m really scared I’m going to die alone honestly, things in my life aren’t getting better and it’s hard to be social when I’ve lost the motivation to talk to people I just want to be special man

[@neomercy_]

I love maid characters but Ally as the maid?! Say no more! Thank you Alekirser! Much love and support as always ❤ hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself.

[@alekirser]

much love to ya too mercy

[@Cookedtoburnt-iy5vw]

So you're trying to tell me that Aly just dropped a catgirl maid cuddling audio?? ...maybe this is the best timeline after all... Edit: "no it doesn't mean that you're cooked" GET OUT OF MY HEAD 😭

[@alekirser]

LMAO I HAD TO ADD THAT PART IN BECAUSE I KNEW Y'ALL WERE GONNA THINK OF IT ; - ; THANK YOU

[@Luigi_Obsidian13763]

OH MY GOD! GETTING SPOILED WITH A NEKO MAID!!! and CUDDLES! Welp My birthday came early! : D WOOOOO!!! Amazing work ally!

[@alekirser]

YAYYY!!! thank you luigi :D happy advanced birthday!

[@professorbaelus627]

holy shit a new video from da boss

[@alekirser]

hell yeah let's goooo!

[@IamJoseDelgado]

If you never have, read “And Then There Were None”. 10/10 book

[@alekirser]

ooo! i'll look into it :o

[@szellemsam]

I wish professional snugglers were real, god knows i'd pay for some snuggles. Also, i want to say i appreciate the fact that you take time to reply to our comments (even my silly, occasional nonsense), you are very sweet.

[@alekirser]

professional snugglers would be awesome! and of course, i'm always appreciative that y'all take the time to leave comments :D

[@laughingstock411]

Love the audio alekirser, but the ads are annoying

[@mizukikun7742]

Nobody talking about 6:19? OMG THE LAUFEY HUM just chefs kiss, always love your content al!❤

[@alekirser]

i love laufey so much! thank you for the kind words

[@OctoLyro]

Hate to be the one that kills a good mood but had some rough days lately and your audios certainly help relieve a lot of tension I’ve had. Conveniently saying that on one involving cuddling xd

[@alekirser]

i hope your days get better, you deserve it!!

[@definite_dude]

The more I entertain the idea, the more I feel like there really should be some kind of "cuddle service" in real life. Because otherwise I probably will never have a chance to cuddle with a girl.

[@alekirser]

i think it's a pretty fine idea, tbh ; o ; sometimes people just really need a hug!

[@blacksheepwall79]

Cuddly Cat-girl Kirser Completely Comforts a Customer! The kitty-sound line accents are perfectly unobtrusive and subtle enough to the way someone might actually talk realistically if they were a cat.

[@alekirser]

hehehe :3 thank you, nya! ^^

[@drones8742]

LETS GOOOO! :3 I’m totally hyped for this later! Thanks!

[@alekirser]

i hope you enjoy, thank you so so much!

[@Flemderp]

i've said it before but man, you're the absolute best. so relaxing, your quality is always top tier. you know how to pamper your viewers lmao, love these so much!

[@alekirser]

thank you so much

[@tokage503]

Ally thanks to you I’m gonna fall asleep to having my own personal professional cuddler 😤

[@alekirser]

LET'S GOOOO!!!

[@orangeshadow_]

These audios keep getting better and better! Ally, thank you for blessing us with these audios on every sunday! 🙌

[@alekirser]

it is absolutely my pleasure, orange shadow

[@orangeshadow_]

No problem, ally 🙏

[@solus1021]

I’ve listened to this far too many times.

[@SharpleK]

Sequel to this would be so perfect, cooked here as per usual ally ❤🐐

[@alekirser]

[@Null.Un0]

We're ain't cooked. We're burnt 🗣️🔥

[@Blessas]

First video I’ve seen of you and I can say confidently that your voice is soo soothing

[@alekirser]

thank you for listening, i hope you enjoy what i have in store!

[@Mookpar]

the "nyaa"s sprinkled in are so cute 😭

[@ethanchong2709]

Hiii ally

[@alekirser]

hi :3

[@TristanSanchez5723]

I really loved it so much that I am feeling very relaxed and cozy. Thank you so much Ally.

[@alekirser]

thank you for listening

[@XY-ke4cu]

Professional snuggler - what a wonderful type of healthcare provider

[@alekirser]

truly underrated :D thank ya!

[@SellaRR]

I wonder why she replies to all the comments

[@khycker_1]

complete experience, right here congratulations on another great content drop, ally! you never fail to give it your all~

[@alekirser]

i do my best! thank you so much khycker :D

[@vidsfanforever3151]

YK IT'S A GOODNIGHT WHEN ALEKIRSER POST 🗣️🔥

[@alekirser]

YAHOO!!!!

[@AmIcooked284]

I guess I’m not cooked

[@alekirser]

no one is cooked, just lookin for a lil pick-me-up sometimes!

[@masonworker2670]

Wow, that was simply euphoric, thank you so much for the amazing video!

[@alekirser]

very glad you enjoyed, it's my pleasure!

[@hughmertes1098]

Omg I love her❤❤❤❤😻

[@alekirser]

thank you thank you :D

[@nekolivegaming]

Just a cassual 4.15am just about headdin to sleep. This was very comfy and your voice is soothing. ❤

[@alekirser]

i hope ya had a good sleep, neko :3

[@Rishi_pishi]

Still game better tbh

[@alekirser]

:O

[@Kishiharo]

the maid neuron activation is so real

[@alekirser]

this is very true >:)

[@alger585]

thank you, what should I say? This is just purrfect

[@alekirser]

many many thanks, nya!

[@rtns]

Another incredible upload! Thank you as always for the hard work and quality content!

[@alekirser]

i'm glad you enjoy it!!! thank you!

[@christiansantiago2615]

Guys! (And girls, we don't discriminate here) Is it weird that every time I see Ally post, I get so excited that my brain goes: ooh Ally posted😁

[@alekirser]

hehehe that just makes me really happy!

[@Kleist_Polaris]

Accidentally fell asleep the first round whoops, what a shame guess I'll just have to visit the clinic a second time for max relax?

[@alekirser]

hehe :D you are welcome any time!