ASMR Silently unboxing Russian Military MRE

[@ASMRSURGE]

Here are some more videos with MREs I've made so far: 1. Kazakh: kzbin.info/www/bejne/noCaZJaZetisp5I 2. Canadian: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZusf3SJmaaEr9E 3. French: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmbWY2N5d7OSm5Y 4. US: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rl7NiWZ5lJ6CqZI 5. Polish: kzbin.info/www/bejne/noSsl3R6iK17o8k Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you guys!

[@ashuhleigh]

Every time I pass the US Army MREs at our commissary, I think of your videos. 😆

[@소라카여친]

I love these MREs

[@Agil70Game]

Could you please make a video like that, but with Spanish MRE? If its posible

[@nolibtard6023]

ASMRSurge pls do one with the German MRE, the EPA

[@yaboifab2]

Where do you even get them?

[@miltenkalinka3315]

2:54 - sugar white 3:50 - solid alcohol(Hexamine fuel tablet ) 4:58 - applesauce 5:39 - chocolate bar 5:55 - cream 7:48 - tea 8:50 - apple jam 9:17 - pate 9:31 - squash caviar 10:09 - beef stew 10:31 - meat with green peas and carrots 10:45 - rice with chicken 11:30 - pepper

[@ЯЛистик-й6п]

Grindewald Are you Russian? Ты русский?

[@miltenkalinka3315]

@@ЯЛистик-й6п yeap, ага

[@comrvt9515]

Гугл переводчик ?

[@comrvt9515]

Где галеты

[@miltenkalinka3315]

@@comrvt9515 галеты выглядят как печенье, я подумал что и так понятно будет, плюс как они по английски я понятия не имею =D

[@Duelkitten]

Thats probably the nicest MRE packaging i have every seen. It's so smooth and with such a pleasing color, plus it comes with a handle. Sort of life a gift bag.

[@camez2345]

A gift bag from a really really shitty conference lol

[@Duelkitten]

@@camez2345 or one of those collage free lunches you get when you go to orientation.

[@zhr1r]

Come to Russia and see this “shit”

[@HandsomeGamerGuy]

@@zhr1r He/She said from a really really shitty conference, not Country.

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

@@Duelkitten well its better than my school lunches

[@andrew_cunningham]

Ah yes, the national Russian delicacies of Brown Paste, Orange Paste, White Paste, Brown-Orange Paste, White-Orange Paste, and Mush.

[@Lionman177]

Russian astronauts' menu is mainly pastes as well. Borshch paste, cucumber paste, vodka paste... :)

[@itscasper4787]

@@Lionman177 vodka was invented in poland and it shouldnt be synonymous with russia

[@gunny7503]

@@Lionman177 ohh, my favourite vodka Morosha...... Just try this and you in paradise.....

[@lordkagor5573]

@Schibitun нифига эти не понимают))

[@ivlahih]

Я такое каждый день жру, мама как наварит блядь уххх сука

[@niklas8523]

Omg this is so professional. I bet, in 20 years from now doctors will be prescribing asmr

[@pizzarand]

They wont be prescribing a drug.

[@pizzarand]

Also it‘s free so the pharma industry womt do it

[@GhostlyDilemma]

@@pizzarand for now...dont give them ideas

[@fluffyfiber]

@@pizzarand All medicine are drugs, so they pretty much do it all the time.

[@aidengray3998]

20 years? How optimistic of you.

[@eelale]

So Surge. You N E E D to get a proper watermark on your videos, there's a whole channel re-uploading your videos and telling people that say that in their comments to f off so yeah. You also should get rid of that persons channel somehow. Just so you know. Edit: I recently looked through my liked videos to find one was gone. I looked through my subscriptions only to find one was missing. THE FAKE ASMR SURGE (I subbed to keep an eye on how quickly they re uploaded the videos) I'm glad it's gone, but there are still others out there I've forgotten the name of that you can hunt down. Just so you know.

[@eggoo]

What's the channel's name?

[@kawaiibunnbunn]

It's sad and frustrating how someone could re-upload other people's content so easily since the original video does not have a watermark. :/ I wish that person won't re-upload someone else's hard work, may I know the channel name?

[@HandsomeGamerGuy]

Why didn't you tell the Name of the Re-Uploader?

[@twurtle5908]

Probably to keep attention away from him, I don't know who tho

[@Pvsn08]

>Russian >Silently Now that’s a rare combination

[@myonwontstfu]

Sadly, russian commentators here are not. It's a shame that the loud ones are quite often the dumb ones.

[@Conquerorsmindset]

What are you talking about? Have you ever seen asmr videos in Russian? Or even studied or heard the language? It doesn’t sound like Klingon or whatever you think.

[@justas6235]

Glory to Russia he was probably referring to counter strike global offensive russian players.

[@myonwontstfu]

@@Conquerorsmindset I am russian myself and what I meant was how the majority of talkative russians on the internets are quite aggressive and leave some really bad impression of our people. Like, look at the dude a few posts above this section. I wasn't saying anything about language itself or ASMRtists. They are pretty fine.

[@Conquerorsmindset]

Oh, okay.

[@chemicalpoisons]

Well, that's one luxurious MRE package. Nicely done, Russia.

[@shiinway]

It isn't really

[@chemicalpoisons]

@@shiinway It is. Better than some of the other packages he has opened. Two meals, three sorts of toppings, two jams, candy. The only thing missing is a box of raisins.

[@Maurice1]

@@chemicalpoisons German and American MRE is 10 times better

[@chemicalpoisons]

@@Maurice1 Haven't seen the German. And no, I think the Russian is better than the American.

[@Maurice1]

@@chemicalpoisons Hm

[@ekekekekdndj]

Tfw you don’t wanna sleep but ASMRsurge uploads

[@MsMCRlove]

I could never not want to sleep lol

[@nomenenimipsumloquitur]

What means tfw?

[@MsMCRlove]

@@nomenenimipsumloquitur it stands for "that feeling when"

[@-zkmj-]

Our Asmr

[@iamcat2395]

HAHAHHA, JOKE ABOUT USSR. Soviet Union died in 1991. Now it is Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan and lots of republics. You need to learn geography (sry for bad English, im russian)

[@micahhradil2551]

Пользователь Google the ussr is somewhat of a joke in america so that person was making a little joke ссср в Америке шутка, так что этот человек шутил извините за плохую грамматику я использовал гугл переводчик

[@iamcat2395]

@@micahhradil2551 okay

[@jadencrossett6079]

Yes our

[@AlxzAlec]

zkmj russia is not communist, maybe you should look at the time and see that the ussr is not a thing anymore

[@anggel999]

My stepdad gave me an MRE to eat when I went camping. I didn’t understand how some of the stuff in there worked because I was really young, but it was still really good 😋

[@caroline4514]

Lonely Shoelace whsjsjs is your photo by chance from mahou shoujo site- i-🤧

[@disazachem]

О, русский ирп, вери интересно)

[@zapzap7686]

Зато очень не вкусно,ели знаем.Я таким даже собаку не кормлю_)

[@legalalien483]

@@zapzap7686 Хован вроде одобрил

[@judithkostromitin8011]

@@zapzap7686 Соглашусь. Нам такие выделяли на учениях, было тяжко. Особенно в полях.

[@skinny_strife]

А чё икра такая странная?

[@milenamakieva1068]

Приветик))

[@sweetsonjag3587]

I've been waiting for you to do another MRE unboxing🤗🤗🤗🤗I enjoyed every one you've done. So relaxing.

[@JustinY.]

I always knew you were steve MRE!

[@Aaron-ru6ld]

your already here ;-;

[@liber5964]

dab on em i am early to this comment

[@bucketcrab8641]

OH HELLO THERE

[@Sheena1234ization]

The ninja who lived Come to die..

[@zheyamada5720]

BOI I see you everywhere

[@melissam7153]

my cat (she's 4 months old) is very active and hard to calm down. Every time I put on an ASMR video, she gets distracted and falls asleep or just sits and watches with amazement. Thank you :)

[@Win0038]

Thank you for this amazing video. I really appreciate it. This is one of my favourite ASMR videos.

[@disazachem]

Самый каеф, когда совершенно спокойно читаешь названия составляющего и думаешь "лол там вряд ли будет написано что-то по английски, тип, КАК"

[@rrrrobert]

А потом он показывает их перевернутыми 11:02

[@alik031277]

На английском всё же было," STIMOROL" - 3:27 😄😄😄☝

[@MCFelixBro]

Он поляк, русский ему не так сложно понять

[@creep_megamixes]

там не сахаре написано баширский мясокомбинат)))))))))

[@tf4001]

@@creep_megamixes Так вот почему был привкус мяса)))

[@lukec3724]

The Russian is strong in this comment section

[@KuyaJmaq]

Fr

[@Maurice1]

sadly

[@ronnisov7145]

Конечно)

[@hotoldguy3482]

I’m with you my fellow obese slightly racist but really sexist American

[@BlaidWhiteYo]

*cocks Ar 15 Let's make it less Russian

[@grlouise]

The quality is so good, you deserve so much views & followers !!

[@eyelistening2967]

Whether intended or not, this video helped foster more empathy in me for people trained to kill. Thank you and I hope you have a Joyful New year!

[@khadidjagherib9192]

Yaaaaas another one of these, I love your MRE videos

[@ir-im9ok]

I really missed your crazy funny descriptions

[@solara2966]

20:28 that's some strongass chocolate. Or extremely stale. You even struggle to break it and left it alone lol

[@edensghostband]

In Soviet Russia, you do not break chocolate in half. Chocolate breaks you.

[@arsena5209]

@@edensghostband Your teeth first tho

[@emaaa8679]

Bonjour je suis française et c’est pour te dire que la qualité du son est magnifique c’est un plaisir de regarder tes vidéo

[@khadidjagherib9192]

@Garry Williams au contraire Elle est trés belle la vie xD

[@gabrielpetrouch]

@Garry Williams Une idée d'où provient ces rations par hasard ?? :')

[@Impish.]

@Garry Williams il me semble qu'il est polonais

[@velasco_128]

Ema Poirel c'est magnifique

[@velasco_128]

Ema Poirel j' aussi

[@lydialuvs]

I absolutely love these MRE videos! I just recently binged all of the other ones for the second (or more) time. There's something about the mystery of it for both the unboxer and the viewer that just makes it so interesting, and the sounds are amazing. I was so excited to see this video come up in my notifications. I love it!

[@Mantr-t6k]

Как много русских сразу стало. Паштет нежный, почему я так ору

[@romanlizun5289]

Для нежных офицеров.

[@Мурчик-н6г]

чево блять /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\

[@iamcat2395]

Нежно разъедает желудок

[@creep_megamixes]

не ты один))))

[@доги-л7ч]

@Mr. Stilker MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@robotdowney]

Omg I just searched for Russian military ration asmr and it's fresh and from the best asmrtist o:

[@Iceysolos14]

This is probably the best Asmr I’ve seen.

[@erwinjitsu_3706]

Been waitting for this unboxing on this channel :P

[@aziraphaleluvr]

The quality of your videos is amazing!! I appreciate the effort man ❤️ thank you for helping me with my anxiety!

[@FarbeOfTime]

*whispers* "lets get this on a tray........nice" :)

[@karinamoney8188]

Спасибо за этот обзор!😄

[@bugayden2287]

You know, I miss the days where you had the most creative stories in your description boxes. I loved reading them, and it caused me great sadness when you stopped. Please don’t stop making great content too!

[@hennapoikola8843]

When you tapped that box it felt like you were tapping my eardrums🤩

[@yuuuuuunnnnn]

Hi! I'm Korean. I like to hear your Asmr video when I sleep. Please film Korean MRE? I am not good at English, but I wrote it down! This sentence and the one in front of it are on the translator's 😄 (I'm south Korean!!)

[@poke6661]

well google did a good job translating

[@jacksonoates8108]

It’s a spy!!!

[@spiyder]

@@jacksonoates8108 i am too, james

[@willingguy9392]

@@jacksonoates8108 It could be anyone!It could be you,it could be even me!

[@Manoskmr]

@@willingguy9392 true

[@thedanoi]

this was the best asmr i saw in a while, those cookies sounded like rocks, and i loved the matches

[@marinaoba5928]

Amazing quality, as always. Keep up the good job!

[@kimberlinweber7586]

Yay! These videos are my FAVORITE thing to fall asleep to.

[@PcktFox]

I was just thinking only a couple of hours ago that I was really hoping you'd do another MRE unboxing! Automatic thumbs up! ETA: I'm not sure how I feel about how many unidentifiable pastes and pates this particular MRE has. XD

[@DarkSoulASMRAviation]

Very relaxing sounds! I love it when you do MREs! I hope there's more in the future! 😀

[@vilkichan]

9:43 are you hungry? :D

[@Мумбаюмба-е5е]

Вы хотите кушац*

[@skedaddle7488]

It’s all fun and games until you are starving

[@someonescrush7847]

Yeah, I hear it too

[@romanlizun5289]

Inner warning, something like “DON’T!”

[@harleypocky379]

No, I am Harley :V

[@sockmonkeydogtoy]

I’m not sure what it is about your videos but they always make me feel safe. Thanks.

[@Tomschtt]

Yes I love your mre videos they are the best asmr videos on KZbin thank you very much ❤️❤️😍😍🙏🙏

[@lisagrey9114]

I always love these unpacking type of videos on your channel!!

[@ILYAKL353]

FYI in some moments you can see that it actually slightly expired (was packed 9th of August 2016 and expired the same day 2018) which means some of its contents suppose to look/taste better then is was showed in the video, but still good showcase nonetheless (after all we're here for the sounds, aren't we?)

[@main_zhenek]

Легендарный сухпаек, который кто только не вскрывали

[@ASMR-fo4vr]

The quality of sound is different every time I see it. I love it. I like the sound of combat food the most, and I can't take my eyes off the video. I'll look forward to the next video.

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

This video is basically an MRE review but his parents are sleeping

[@londonparis250]

Мазать шпик на галеты это конечно сильно

[@GodzuGodzuGodzu]

Мистер Миксер а на что там его еще мазать? Галеты в сухпаях заменяют хлеб

[@eduardilies6435]

​@@GodzuGodzuGodzuдумою что он имел в виду что кто вообще шпик ест просто так (хотя думою эго так и нада есть, просто многий брезгуют)

[@damien2897]

Absolutely perfect ! I love all your unboxings military ASMR vidéo !

[@antongornak8673]

Press F to pay recpect. You very nice. (I’m Russian. Bad English🙃)

[@joancastor5459]

F

[@kyan3005]

Anton Gornak well your pretty good at English

[@SF-op5ix]

F for this video and F for this comment. Good English!

[@johnd9357]

Hey Anton, I’m English but I’m learning Russian and can read a good bit of Russian. Would you be interested in just emailing back and forth together so that you could learn English better and I could learn Russian better? Thanks man.

[@enderplays4590]

Anton Gornak f

[@Mklicious99]

Your videos are always phenomenal . Love these !

[@frank-yoo7465]

24:23 Я так орал с этого прям немогу

[@Space_Potat]

XD Зато звуки отличные х)

[@aruno1379]

Прогресс не стоит на месте!)

[@sh3devr]

МММ, вкусный кофе

[@Polezniy-q7f]

Видно что Российский кофе!

[@Dristaloid]

@@sh3devr алкогольный кофе *

[@steelcrafterxd7667]

I have been waiting for a year since the last mre Asmr.... Goddamned I'm hyped

[@LGio-ki6oq]

Where’s that good jam from babushkas home?

[@henninguns458]

I have been waiting soo long for this! Also best asmr i've watched/listned to lately!

[@barbub3762]

God that was just what I needed, thanks !

[@letstalkturkey883]

These have to be my favorite vids that u do, always enjoy em alot.

[@vilkichan]

Суровый челябинский шоколад

[@yes3500]

#Вика_Unicorn этот шоколад ешь не ты,а он тебя ест.

[@graykitty8865]

Кто

[@VA5EK]

Суровый Челябинский кофе, взял, асфальт оторвал, в кипятке помешал и пьешь

[@kekreq2527]

У меня сразу музыка из нашей раши и слова "Мы живём в России" в голове всплывают)

[@VA5EK]

Вернулся сюда спустя год, очень было неожиданно найти свой комментарий:)

[@parazsakharov7877]

УРА! Дождался наш сухпаёк, спасибо за отличное asmr

[@lilched2103]

I don’t get tingles from MRE packaging usually but the sounds MRE packages make are so good

[@Cheyenne-gt5lu]

Wow I use to be obsessed with watching people open old military MRE’s and now I’ve found this. I’m so happy rn

[@ОчкоСаурона-ч9н]

Вы тоже орнули, когда он вверх ногами 2-е блюдо нам показывал?

[@Уебусковородкой]

@@TheDaddyfatsux поляк.

[@GodzuGodzuGodzu]

Ай, как смешно, абассаца прост)))))))

[@keepingupwiththesisterss]

THATS A WHOLE *_BREAKFEAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER_*

[@steviesart3088]

I thought it was a Jeffery star pallet for a sec 😂😂😂

[@gigiveittome]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@Kai_snzz]

Tea -wish I could respond with a gif because I have the perfect one-

[@SF-op5ix]

💀

[@d.s-p2l]

u little blind

[@paolacrown868]

Smh

[@keandric2765]

Ooh Yay. These are my favorite videos you do I think along with your carving ones! Happy Holidays to you as well =D ^_^

[@winter4504]

It is written there: not for a sale That is funny moment that you can officially buy it from military

[@rubysparkler3044]

It's a good day when amsrsurge makes a video also, merry chrismas!

[@thezehere]

22:30...just give me “THE PILL” 🤭

[@nathanbasurto8246]

Can I just take a moment to thank you for putting all of your equipment in the description. Even down to the XLR cables.

[@gnator6084]

Where is vodka?

[@SYPERSTAR1986]

In you ass men )))

[@gonzalotito581]

Douuuuu

[@Сарделька-м1д]

Это стереотип, не все пьют водку и это набор военного!

[@gnator6084]

@@Сарделька-м1д, не понимаешь ты юмора однако

[@Pllskllme]

И балалайку забыли в комплект положить.

[@jordan95hd83]

Absolute perfection! 😌👌 Lovely video! ❤️

[@stradley_]

I see why big boss hated these now

[@noahchapman4528]

This is exactly what I wanted to see

[@double1777]

“FOR MOTHER RU-“ “Quiet!” “Oh, sorry. *whispers* For mother Russia!” “ *also whispering* For mother Russia!”

[@crisislite2650]

For *leans to the other microphone* mother *leans back again* Russia

[@AbyssalPlague]

*Between both microphones.* _Blyat._

[@uhnoidea.7261]

Мать Россия.

[@SimplyTakuma]

After whispering "For mother Russia!" they whispering the national anthem of russia

[@rare6477]

Terrible, overused, unfunny meme.

[@br0wfly]

Hey thanks so much for the video, i always enjoy the ones with the mre´s. A very nice christmas gift. I wanted to ask for a long time already, if you could make a video with crincly plastic foil, but not the very thin ones, more llike the heavy ones, or some rubber-like foils, like the wrapping of the first mre you ever made a video about. The trigger i enjoyed the most of you, is when you unpacked the kinetic sand in an older video of you. sadly the video wasnt about the unpacking, but the sand itself ;) I would be very thankful if you could make a video about that. Thank you again and merry christmas, you´re my favourite asmr-channel on yt :)

[@Slishaj]

Из какого века эта коробка, если в ней лежит Стиморол?

[@animepunk1000-7]

Не знаю, где они берут стиморол, но его реально туда кладут

[@sadkoticat6675]

Его просто на век вперёд закупили

[@dmitriymoody8128]

В Калининграде этот стиморол продают в каждом магазе наверное , орбит реже встретишь ахахах

[@gunny7503]

он во всех ирп, норм жвачка, нечего особенного

[@katyatrue3686]

Так везде же эта жвачка есть

[@nikimeihua]

Omg, You're In The Ellen Show with The cutting soap Video! 😍😍😍😍 I'm so proud, I Love U !!!!!!!!!

[@Kai_snzz]

Tfw all most the comments Russian and you feel left out If only I could copy comments for google translate

[@olegallito5742]

I usually use Universal Copy on Android

[@cactussenpai9625]

Lmao

[@akibismarck8230]

I like the sound of somebody Silently unboxing Russian Military MRE, but silently shooting an AK is even better

[@wonderfil4564]

Хочу выйти замуж за его руки......

[@Mantr-t6k]

Ууу, опасно

[@noneename1069]

Они тебя задушат)))

[@liber5964]

>MRE a food supply for soldiers to use silently in the middle of war >Nigga makes a whole sound assortment with it

[@rizdianiayunadifah8081]

5:44 lol the chocolate is already expired

[@nanaemonroll]

I love soooo much these unboxing I think now I can't feel anything with ASMR But Unboxing are different, there is a sensation of surprise and the song is more natural, and not superficial It's complicated but I just want to explain that I love these unboxing! It saves me

[@bennygokgoye3974]

Merry Blyatmas everyone

[@TBanos]

So happy you decided to film outside again!

[@avsn1k]

so aesthetic hands omg

[@brendanmonshall9834]

Title should read "quietly unboxing". Silence is the absence of noise all together. 😁👍

[@parislane43]

this had me in a trance

[@Chair-zh7bp]

Damn I love these type of videos!

[@groupstop3083]

16:29 Братишка я тебе покушать принёс

[@jochumm6099]

This is and stays my favourite ASMR video

[@pyanayaotlichnica5445]

Звук живота на 9:44 😂. Это так мило, что даже от вида есть хочешь))

[@gratrunka6479]

Great timing! I was just about to sleep

[@kirasinitsyna1752]

Кажется, с кофе что-то не так

[@lisa_bevucen]

Пластилин подсунули

[@朝日-h9k]

Просрочка

[@badgeroff2508]

Какое кофе?

[@conxs_]

@@badgeroff2508 То, которое в этом видеоролике. Ты хоть туда попал?

[@Life_Manuals]

Вода попала:)

[@AtomicSniper22]

Oh man this is what really gets me going, reminds me of cold silent nights alone at my post. Of course the silence was eventually broken by the sounds of gunfire. Anyway this is the only way i can get my rocks off these days, cheers.

[@KoreanBackdash]

Well, at least you get something to eat here. That would last for several days. When I look at the US rations, damn...there is barely any stuff in there.

[@ottogofast3882]

Alright let’s get this out onto a tray... NICE!

[@slavikhom5065]

Где водка?

[@dpoker8156]

На расфасовке еще приняли)

[@karinamoney8188]

Посмотри под задницей, кажется, ты на неё сел ..

[@slavikhom5065]

@@karinamoney8188 О, спасибо. Наконец-то нашел)

[@teramine5466]

Путин выпил до того как отослал

[@mariafridman1172]

@@vnezemnoebogatstvo34 пхпха у менЯ - то как раз таки есть вагина, лол. Пролет по фронтам.

[@droneboy4451]

YEEEEEESSSSS MRE is back, nice one man :)