I like that the childish "Look what followed me home, can we keep her" is an official claim to any animal as a pet unless told otherwise before the phrase can be said lol.
@ryanbright13632 жыл бұрын
"I call shotgun." "Dibs" "Bagsy's" "I got here first" "Look at what followed me home" - Humans
@paulhuston99912 жыл бұрын
Dibs
@amandagoldsbury81222 жыл бұрын
Like a magic spell, you have to say the right words!
@AshenTechDotCom2 жыл бұрын
i got a buddy whos sister did this with a skunk.. it was a young one who apparently got separated from mom somehow, not nursing but, not really ready to be alone, mom freaked out seeing a skunk, dad told her to take it to the barn and put it in the ferret stall, it didnt spray anybody, infact... it became so human and human-pet friendly they didnt have to have it deglaned... the vet helped her get a permit to keep it as a pet testifying it was too young to survive alone, it should have spent another year learning from mom or something... since we didnt find any bodies in the area around, we figure perhaps something chased them and one got lost.. when it saw his sister, it came running to her...she fed it part of her sandwitch, realized it was skunk but that it was also really friendly..she thought it might be somebodies pet with how friendly it was being... (it crawled up in her lap as she sat on the log and curled up in a ball...) that thing loved me, and was a great guard-skunk... they had some signs made up "property secured by polecat security" a few people learned the hard way, that wasnt a joke... one was trying to steel eggs or chickens from the coop, the skunk went out the dog/cat flap making quite alot of noise causing my buddies mom to get up and look outside in time to see their skunk run over, and spray both of them then... his at them as they exited the area... she called the cops and... well the local ER had 2 guys who had been sprayed less then an hour later... both couldnt stop vomiting from the stench.. LOL..
@allankanegalian6401 Жыл бұрын
How Adorable
@mindassassin Жыл бұрын
"Hold my beer" being recognized as a literally universal signal that a human is about to do something stupid is my single favorite detail in any of these stories.
@LordGertz Жыл бұрын
It is kinda a universal truth.
@faulkgough3695 Жыл бұрын
The other good one is "hey y'all, watch this!"
@badpressure Жыл бұрын
Also, "Welp...f*** it."
@NevynDarkstar Жыл бұрын
Agreed😂
@WillowMaster Жыл бұрын
Or, “Oops”, “Oh shiiiit…..”
@Shade_sShadow Жыл бұрын
Can I just say I love the voice you give Nerif when she is nervous or anxious. The way you go to a higher register as well as speaking softer just fits the character so well.
@LostLagrange Жыл бұрын
I misread the title as “the care and BREEDING, of humans.” And im not sure what’s worse, admitting I misread it and STILL clicked on the video, or admitting that I’m mildly disappointed that’s not the actual title.
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
I’m ngl I had the same thought first time I read the thumbnail and thought “TDLR: dont give them too many gas station libido pills and the bigger the room for the orgies the better” Am I weird for thinking that then scrolling or am I weird for coming back and still being mad that isn’t the topic despite re reading the title”
@Sovereignty3 Жыл бұрын
Yrah I haven't yet found one of these Alien Writing Promps where there isn't some human Captain Kirking their way threw the galaxy. Or we find an alien doing the Kirking. You have nothing to fear, the only thing we are interested in dear aliens is trying to procreate without out the actual creation bit.
@theapexsurvivor9538 Жыл бұрын
@@Sovereignty3eh, the creation bit is personal preference. Some don't want it, but some do. It's advised xenos take birth control medications just in case until they have come to an understanding with their relevant captain kirk...
@holyterrashall7872 жыл бұрын
i don't know why but having these videos up and playing has now become part of my nightly routine
@ryanbright13632 жыл бұрын
Feeding, walking, exercise & use as guardians with heightened senses or just generally advanced workers determined by individual skills/breeds. Rif's basically adopted human-dogs lmao.
@GirlPainting2 жыл бұрын
I love all the "Humans are Space Orcs" storys ^^
@darksentinel1191 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, science has proven that a cat's purr is on a frequency that causes several effects to the human body including the following, increased dopamine response, slightly accelerated healing, and a resonance in our skeletal structure that is considered quite relaxing. In other words Fusby just caused a greater then normal cat response when she was around them, nothing that wasn't seen before just at higher levels.
@ianharrison5758 Жыл бұрын
I’ve also heard that cats have passive mind control(some pheromone) over rodents and around 50% of people are susceptible to it. If this isn’t just internet bullshit I’m like 80% sure I’m under cat mind control bc I can never be mad at the mfs no matter how much chaos they sow
@ThatSockmonkey Жыл бұрын
Domestic cats also only meow/vocalise to people, and sometimes other domestic pets like dogs and chickens, but not to other cats.
@daviddavids2884 Жыл бұрын
bla-bla-bla-bla-bla
@ravenouself418111 ай бұрын
@@ThatSockmonkey Basically, cats use literall baby speak on us
@owlthepirate59978 ай бұрын
Also.. they're purring helps heal bones breaks I hear, ive heard about doctors suggesting it really works! I have 14 of them at the moment, and my bones are perfect! I've actually never broken a bone before, though, lol.
@camdenpierson4592 жыл бұрын
Those lightning strikes aren't just weirdly powerful. They somehow have a positive charge in the clouds, which usually is impossible. The fact that they struck a barrier made of electrons means that somehow the clouds had an inverse charge, which is hyper-weird.
@onedova22982 жыл бұрын
Sorry I'm not a nephologist, and cloud terms sound too complicated for my mind
@SeedlingNL2 жыл бұрын
It's possible the stormclouds consist of vast amounts of positive ions, and with the shield being a electron barrier, it would act as a perfect starter for lightning leads. But it doesn't have to be positive at all for lightning to form, just that one pole has to be significantly less negative than the other.
@waterbender6288 Жыл бұрын
Positive lighting isn’t only possible, it makes up about 5% of all lightning strikes and tend to be more energetic than regular lighting.
@daviddavids2884 Жыл бұрын
96 stoopids here it is FICTION !!!!!!!!!!
@daveheumanjr8754 Жыл бұрын
The clouds are alive
@fusionmechanic12 жыл бұрын
I can see aliens coming to earth and writing a book just like this lol. I would love to see a outside perspective from aliens about humans.
@ArcticIllustrator2 жыл бұрын
I think the closest thing we have atm is the Wikipedia page about Humans.
@Caldoric2 жыл бұрын
We would also have to have it supplemented with human commentary post-writing, in an attempt to provide context for certain things, even if it'd make some of the weirder parts even worse.
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
The fantasy humans like the ki using martial human could eat rocks or everything really. muren or sword rider immorals. Or the legendary hero a mutation or evolution of normal humans.
@tomsparks22947 ай бұрын
Much better then "To serve man"
@michaelyoung72612 жыл бұрын
It was fun having the story release in chapters, but it is more satisfying having it al in one go
@richardm3023 Жыл бұрын
It was a good time listening while driving from Joliet to Springfield.
@vakahemaloto-ali1418 Жыл бұрын
I like listening and saying "End of... Chapter" I always say jt out loud lmao
@richardm3023 Жыл бұрын
@@vakahemaloto-ali1418 I heard a guy wearing earbuds say that at the cigar lounge a few weeks ago.
@DrJekyll51 Жыл бұрын
The care and feeding of humans sounds like a section in the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy to help others look after human crew mates/ passengers
@henkkahenrik4183 Жыл бұрын
"don't know how to adult" YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!!! XD
@GnarledStaff11 ай бұрын
Well written and fun, good use of body motion, such as describing Fubsy's antics and depicting zeno reactions. The Pov characterwas great and the unique persective of making them a humanity enthusiast was a really good touch that was well implemented. I really like how most of her information come from the one book, and putting quotes from the book before each chapter was a fun way to show off the little cultural misunderstandings that make the setting feel more real. Also, author knew when to give info and when to withold it. I definitely want to know what happened with the Glim. Damn good story.
@bubbafrump74 Жыл бұрын
I jusT discovered "death worlders" last night around 8pm. Since then, I have listened to 2 of the absolute BEST damn book I've EVER heard, and I've listened to thousands...read even more. I don't yet know if the person that wrote this, has published it, printed it, or whatever it is they do to things people write, but damn!!! You should! I am blown away! I am already excited as hell, cause I accidentally ended up on "how to feed and take care of your humans book 2" last night! Headed there now! Thank you so much to the author, and the narrator, who did an absolutely amazing job of bring that story to life. Definitely deserves his half of the credit! Amazing job guys, and thank you so damn much! I don't know what else to say, but my heart still feels full to bursting!
@jessicahay9305 Жыл бұрын
You should try "humans don't make good pets, and Sexy Space Babes (I know hoe that 2nd one sounds, but it's actually really good. It's about a human who gets drafted into the galactic marine corps
@bubbafrump74 Жыл бұрын
@Jessica Hay I did! Both of them! Loved them both. I think I've listened to most of the bigger stories at this point. Why humans don't like war, the care and feeding of deathworlders, and more I can't remember. It's my absolute favorite genre of books! I know it's not technically a genre all its own, but it SHOULD be. It's just such a clever, and new idea, it deserves more attention, and I hope there are still people writing them. It's so refreshing. I didn't even realize I had gotten to the point I was bored with all the same old space junk until I stumbled across deathworlders. The guy that created it is pretty damn amazing!
@bubbafrump74 Жыл бұрын
@Jessica Hay also, thank you very much for the suggestions. I appreciate that you took the time!
@ThatSockmonkey Жыл бұрын
I found out about it in July 2023, when Bacon Reader stopped working, I stopped going on Reddit and my video suggestions started coming up with heaps of Reddit content that I didn't know about when I did use Reddit. I am not downloading their shitty app, and their website sucks on mobile, and I've heard you can patch some of the old apps so they still work, but I couldn't find a safe looking akp site...anyway, this stuff is really fun. Edit I didn't search for Reddit stuff, but I did rant a LOT about the end of Reddit and my whole house is spying on everything I say and do in exchange for a nice phone and smart tv dongle.
@Sovereignty3 Жыл бұрын
Should look up "Nature of Predators" still on 😢 going both in Writing and Narration. It even has Fan fiction!
@ranaian21962 жыл бұрын
i like the long form "book" versions better than individual chapters but several chapters in this and other videos have scrolling errors, the text progresses much faster than the narration and makes it impossible to read along
@glytchd2 жыл бұрын
Meh. SHtuff Happens ;) ye, i found it disruptive once in a great while, but I got over it. Of course, im not reading along anymore soo... but ~eh :) Everything has a few flaws, it gives it 'recognizable character' :)
@okierebel3278 Жыл бұрын
Nobody is perfect. I don't critique I just enjoy.
@jnachtig29 ай бұрын
really enjoyed it. I can only imagine Zoe reading the book. reads: "True"..."True"...."Partially True"...."Wish it was not true"....."Lies, well mostly not true (looks at Allen) ok true but its not all of us"
@rosshaslett3623 жыл бұрын
Another great story made better by having it in one place. Thankyou very much.
@glytchd2 жыл бұрын
I am glad you have Multiple-Channels to protect yourself from You-Tube bull-Donkery. Great 'Deathworlder' Series-type. Thank you again for your voice Talents. I can't read bookes 'Proper' no more, so this really helps. perhaps I could be of service in the 'near' future.
@someoneawesome87172 жыл бұрын
"hold my beer" is absolutely a warning that should be heeded with great caution
@neilburns4486 ай бұрын
Very entertaining story I was almost expecting a double cross by the client or Fubsy to become a full grown predator attacking everyone Well done sir and kudos to the author
@SirSmurfalot2 жыл бұрын
1:51:20 It was pronounced Dean-o 3:03:07 Weather mit·i·ga·tion devices.
@legoman9910 Жыл бұрын
Man, you have a phenomenal narration voice that I could listen to all day long!🤠
@isaac13d2 жыл бұрын
I love the long form videos, gives me something to listen to while I'm stuck at work!
@Tabar-Nak Жыл бұрын
Loved the story about the one expedition tripping balls and seeing giant spiders.
@ithaqhua22082 жыл бұрын
At about 3:15:00 audio and screen text become absolutely asynchronous. Like, the audio lagging minutes behind the text.
@Friday.S Жыл бұрын
It's interesting how human sweating pops up all over stories like this as the one explanation for our endurance. As far as I am aware we actually share the trait of primarily cooling down via breathing with other animals, but the full body motions made when galloping impede quadrupeds' ability to breath deeply enough to efficiently use this mechanism while fleeing at full speed. I don't know what would happen if a prey animal didn't panick and trotted away instead of galloping.
@theapexsurvivor9538 Жыл бұрын
We use breathing for rapid thermoregulation of our inner core and circulatory system, but sweating is our primary method of sustained cooling. Basically, breathing is great for venting a lot of heat in a short time, but requires a degree hyperventilation and lower ambient temperatures to work well, while sweating is good if you want to lose a fairly consistent amount of heat over a long time and don't want to screw up the oxygen-carbon balance in your blood and muscles. It's also mostly passive, requiring very little energy compared to panting, making it harder to starve yourself with it (though you still do need oils, water, etc). Combined with having the shortest hair of any heavily perspiring animals (followed by horses and then apes), allowing us a high evaporation surface without much water or heat retention, we're really fucking good at maintaining a steady pace for ages and ages without much rest or food, just needing water. It also helps that running increases the efficiency of sweating but forces specific breathing patterns, making it so that when running a reliance on breath cooling is way less efficient than sweating even for rapid cooling (gets even worse in really hot dry environments where it dries out your lungs and might even warm them up, while sweating just requires more water to maintain). TL;DR we use breathing to reduce temperature in bursts, but sweating for constant, passive reduction in temperature that is more compatible with aerobic exercises like marathons.
@ClaymorePunter2 жыл бұрын
What the f*** did the glint do to us? They keep bringing it up I feel like I'm missing something. I'm really loving the story though
@EnderLadyChaos2 жыл бұрын
It feels like they took the extreme upper limits of what humans can do and made that the baseline treatment for all humans. Extreme food deprivation and forced physical labor/combat. The kind of situation that can cause PTSD symptoms like food hording.
@MyrdinAnnoth2 жыл бұрын
Its a miracle humanity didnt "take it personally" and reduced them to a footnote in history books... as we tend to do in the Humans are Space Orcs stories.
@ravenouself418111 ай бұрын
@@MyrdinAnnoth Bold of You to assume that we didn't "send them a message" by blowing up a couple of their planets. Or, even worse - Space Lawyers. Which, now after remembering that the Glint are literally banned from hiring Humans - is the most likely scenario.
@movieloverfan1810 ай бұрын
There is a part two so maybe in that we will find out what the Glint did. Really enjoyed this book.
@monkeyboimehoimenoi83952 жыл бұрын
In somewhere between 30:00 and 32:00. In response to telling a human to calm down when upset, Well I'll admit that this is generally considered the best course of action but I wouldn't say it's the best course of action for anyone in my family. if there is one thing that's sure to just make any one one go crazy in my family it would be to tell them to calm down, your likely to get smacked if you do that.
@oriontheraptor81192 жыл бұрын
That’s when you smack them back
@henkkahenrik4183 Жыл бұрын
Ikr. Also there is literally northing as infuriating as people talking in that belittling fake calm voice when you're truly pissed off. It's like a surefire way to piss me off even more. XD
@benjamintherogue2421 Жыл бұрын
The only way you're able to safety tell a human to calm down is if you're its father, mother, grandparent, sergeant, or able to establish dominance swiftly and without question. Even then results may vary.
@henkkahenrik4183 Жыл бұрын
@@benjamintherogue2421 yeah... Most humans Don't do well with dominance. A human will only listen to you and calm down if they have genuine love or respect for you. It doesn't really matter what rank you hold over them, if you haven't earned the person's respect, the chances are, they will take being told to calm down as a direct insult, and you WILL regret your choice of words. XD
@csi1392 Жыл бұрын
EVEN IF A PHYSICAL ATTACK IS UNLIKELY, A VERBAL ATTACK CAN BE EXPECTED, STARTING WITH A "HOW DARE YOU"
@jonisalmela2399 Жыл бұрын
imagine an alien getting shouted at by an angry human and they only respond by telling jokes one after another while being terrified.
@salamander34210 ай бұрын
Very scary even for me
@onedova22982 жыл бұрын
I kind of wish there was a caretaker for humans so they can keep us on the right track without having to worry about the caretakers feelings... As much as a human at least, every need is satisfied 😌
@sammasic58498 ай бұрын
That's a sheep mentality, to be guided by other sheep. He'll no!, Humanity carves its own path no matter how bad it is, eventually it corrects its self.
@onedova22988 ай бұрын
@@sammasic5849 I hope you have a good day ^^
@SilverMKI Жыл бұрын
This is amazing, thanks for narrating it so well 😀
@patmiller70458 ай бұрын
Absolutely incredible Mr Rowe. Your wrightings are always a highlight of my day.
@lazyness3088 Жыл бұрын
The ending was heart warming and nice
@mikevg5200 Жыл бұрын
Im kinda new to your page mr ASN, but i really enjoy your readings. Your voice is perfect for this
@amberkat8147 Жыл бұрын
Just what did the Glint DO?! Whatever it was it clearly became an infamous disaster, but dang I want the details now!
@NemoConsequentae Жыл бұрын
Sounds like, to start with, didn't feed their humans often enough. 'Humans can survive for 3 weeks without food...'
@amandagoldsbury8122 Жыл бұрын
@@NemoConsequentae It sounds like they just ran humans as hard as they could, testing their limits, and probably ended up killing them. Possibly using humans as slaves without officially calling them that, and told humans that was how the galaxy worked. Then as the wider galaxy learned about it, they were horrified.
@NemoConsequentae Жыл бұрын
@@amandagoldsbury8122 Based on info from Part 2 story, Glint were drug pushers, using Humans for involuntary adrenaline farming as a start.
@ravenouself418111 ай бұрын
@@NemoConsequentae Oh, so they like to farm adrenaline do they? *Balkan chuckle* You know what makes for an excellent stimulant for adrenaline production? Being airdropped on Space Australia, a category 15 Deathworld. They can farm themselves, indefinetly, there.
@TheMelbournelad Жыл бұрын
3:04:00 hahaha “away with red shirts” got a decent chuckle 🤣
@griffinhunter32062 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact; while the message is agreeable, the "blood of the covanent is thicker than the water of the womb" is in fact not the original quote; that is the myth.
@glytchd2 жыл бұрын
Sooo.. what *IS* the original quote? (& b4 I get 'Trolled') Sure, i could spend a bunch of 'rabbit-hole' time looking it up on this Confoundry of the Dark-Age of Information 'Net. but who knows if I find the 'proper' quote ur refering to. Best just to list it in your Msg?
@griffinhunter32062 жыл бұрын
@@glytchd The original quote is "blood is thicker than water", or technically "Blut ist dicker als Wasser" is the oldest version of the thing, but its in german. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_is_thicker_than_water
@darrylhilbig64592 жыл бұрын
But, in the context of the story, it works a lot better. Also, it sounds like a translation from an old bible or other religious text.
@griffinhunter32062 жыл бұрын
@@darrylhilbig6459 I fully admit, aestheticly and morally, i think the novel version is better. It just isn't correct to say its the original version.
@thecarpentergarden29432 жыл бұрын
@@glytchd that guys wrong it is the original. Second wiki can be change by anyone.
@Lo51848 Жыл бұрын
A talented narrator for a change
@GoCoyote9 ай бұрын
This is one of the most enjoyable stories I have heard among all of the other great stories.
@noahw4623 Жыл бұрын
46:54 We can survive much longer than 3 weeks without food, I've gone as long as 4 months, but I'm American so I had a lot of fat stored up to burn through
@BHHB336 Жыл бұрын
I love how the number of the translation engine is the first six digits of pi😂
@MichaelBirks Жыл бұрын
They only use irrational numbers. The next version is 1.618
@erinmac475010 ай бұрын
I knew i recognized it! 🥧✌️😎
@RecklessKiddies2 жыл бұрын
23:07 “Australia alone is an 8” and Florida is an 11, Ohios a 15, man bump it the US alone is a 30😳
@anileator73432 жыл бұрын
I love having these in one peice
@pheonixblue018 ай бұрын
I appreciate the author credit and the fantastic narration!
@harrygrimley4352 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing this with us. This was great.
@barbthequietwatcher70692 жыл бұрын
That was cool. Thank you for sharing this. I'll be listening to more that you have shared.😊❤👍
@michelelyons941010 ай бұрын
Absolutely marvelous story, and with a terrific happy ending! Loved it.
@firebird2 Жыл бұрын
This showed up in my youtube feed a few days ago. What a delight! I loved it instantly and am savoring the unfolding. Thank goodness there are a few more books! ps -I found some of your Easter eggs which explains my affinity and makes these stories even more dear.
@pinotepinoteuse389 Жыл бұрын
I love how the translation engine is just pi
@saintlybeginnings Жыл бұрын
This was such a great story & an incredible narrator!! 👏🏼
@Arerona Жыл бұрын
Heh I don't really know how I managed to find this channel but I'm super happy I did
@kbairwolf Жыл бұрын
I had to laugh when "whistling in the graveyard" was called pointless. It shows whoever researched it was incompetent. For anyone interested it has 2-3 uses in wilderness survival. 1st is to alert easily scared prey or evasive predators (ones not looking to eat you). 2nd use is to catch other humans attention so we could track individuals in a group without direct line of sight. 3rd is to aid in moderating anxiety for whatever is about to happen (some people have very high tolerances for stress so sometimes this is irrelevant) Those are the 3 basic ones that I know just from hiking. There is a fair likelihood that there are more reasons for advertising your location but I don't immediately recall them.
@daviddavids2884 Жыл бұрын
ahem. that was a quote from 'the book'. and the book was not written by a human. so, your expression of indignation is misplaced.
@JustVisiting_ Жыл бұрын
You're getting mad at fictitious aliens
@ravenouself418111 ай бұрын
@@daviddavids2884 Yes... that was exactly what OP was talking about, how the Xeno Author wasn't competent in his research. And then proceeded to give further information for anyone that was interested
@ravenouself418111 ай бұрын
@@JustVisiting_ There is literally nothing in OP's comment that could be classified as "mad", in fact, there was mostly informative and useful information
@jowait58042 жыл бұрын
Wow! Great story. 2nd one of your vids I've listened to. Wow is the only word that fits.
@MarcPawlowsky2 жыл бұрын
Liked it. Very enjoyable scifi romp in the classic tradition, with The hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy feel. Minor peeves:. Using Pi, and the the book telegraphed to story a bit too much.
@armagosa17 ай бұрын
Hey Guys. I was on a diffferent channel recently, listening to a few of their stories and I ended up sending a rather full on set of criticisms regarding the pacing, emotional colour, and general "listenability" of their product. I did mention one story in particular, that I could not remember at the time, which was a fantastic example of the art of engaging storytelling. THIS STORY!! Still love it. Still laugh to it. Well done. 5 ⭐!❤
@10seanf2 жыл бұрын
Truly enjoy this.play in the background as I paint
@paintedblack092 жыл бұрын
For some reason I couldn't find it, unless it doesn't exist: Does this story describe the "Glint" incidents later in the series or am I skipping something I should have read/listened to before this? .... I ask this, though I'm only 2hrs into the narration.
@rayanderson57972 жыл бұрын
The story never specifically states what happened, but the follow-up story "All About the Limniads" hints at it a little more. It was definitely a bit more than just an inter-species mis-communication.
@harrygrimley4352 Жыл бұрын
Loved this. Thanks for sharing this with us.
@sspaceforce Жыл бұрын
Is it funny when a lot of stories are now starting to sound like the narrator? Your really good at telling a story, and emphasizing the right things. It's a shame about the nature of predators one. I thought that was really well done by you. Still good for the author too.
@allenhinds74239 ай бұрын
Thanks for the story. I do always prefer a human to read a story than a computer or AI. I quit listening to computer speech. Loved the story, and yes I listened to all of it. ❤
@ericcraig-j5b24 күн бұрын
Slept through 2:15 min. Perfectly. Didn't hear my celly snore, or the cops walk through!!! Thanks, of course I have no idea what happened in the story. But it worked better than a Nytol suppository, before you can get your finger out, your asleep!!!!
@timdillander1909 Жыл бұрын
Loved this story.
@thippach27 Жыл бұрын
Oh no! Telling us to calm down has the opposite effect 😂
@michaeldmingo15252 жыл бұрын
Is the translator engine being pie a thing?
@ballisticm0use722 жыл бұрын
Nope that would be 8.5397...
@crimsonspiral63342 жыл бұрын
21:39 DID NOT JUST PULL OUT PI LIKE THAT
@YismirGoldFingers Жыл бұрын
This story is very beautiful
@TheKoriKasai9 ай бұрын
1:32:09 Ah...! AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR ENCAMPMENT?!
@Thomas-oe4io2 жыл бұрын
I loved the content and am now a subscriber but can I make a weird request? I just realized I was burning my high-speed data at 1080p for a story with no pictures for 2 hours and when I realized my mistake, I found out that it only goes down to 360p. I like to run my stories at 144p because I listen to them with one ear bud at work and don't watch the screen.
@griffinhunter32062 жыл бұрын
...it seems like it goes down to 144p to me, is that a change or is it broken for you?
@glytchd2 жыл бұрын
REALLY wish this was still 2003 when i could simply download an MP3 version @ 96kps Lame-encode of an audio book. which burns less than 0.7MiB per Minuet and sounds WONDERFUL. hell even a 64kps was better than '240p' if ya fiddled with ur encoder settings. *sigh*
@daviddavids2884 Жыл бұрын
sorry, there is NO request in your comment
@ravenouself418111 ай бұрын
@@glytchd MP3, the good old days. Hmm... maybe if I use a Nokia Brick?
@wntu411 ай бұрын
Very interesting. This could easily be (and should be) sold on Amazon.
@mattholland896610 ай бұрын
Excellent narration, Squire!
@summersolstice884 Жыл бұрын
Very nice story ... a bunch of strangers with all sorts of different quirks coming together to make a team ... and a Fubsy ...The Care and Feeding of Humans. translation engine 3.14159 ... Nice touches and kudos to the Narrator (Agro Squerril - -?)
@morrigancollins20929 ай бұрын
I really like that the humans aren't infallible compared to the aliens. Nerif flat out calls Zoe on her bad idea to go out hunting in the dark, because it really WAS a bad idea, showing that while aliens depend on humans to be resourceful, they're neither idiots nor without agency.
@Gurtington Жыл бұрын
2:58::47 The Baader-meinhof phenomenon? So it has a name. I thought i was going crazy. Everyimt i heard a brand new word, i would hear someone else that couldnt have possibly known the word was said in a conversation with someone else, say the new word within a week or so of first hearing it. THen ill hear it again within a year, and than pretty much never again. Ive brought this up to friends a couple times but i had no idea it had a name. Andwatch, now that i hear a new word (the name of this phenomenon) Im going to hear someone else bring it up within a month. Someone who ive never mentioned anyone of this too. But i guess its just that i learned something new, and it stuck since im always like "OH i KNOW THAT WORD NOW!" Its just wierd its always with a week to a month of first learning it. THen rarely ever again.
@jamesmcgeever9405 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this book.
@Iamgone1961 Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@ASNRandomSHtuff Жыл бұрын
My Pleasure , thank you for the dono. It is very much appreciated
@wellhello15752 жыл бұрын
I think it took me three chapters to realize that the translation software was pi.
@markletts88022 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT..really well read too..
@horpaskron6645 Жыл бұрын
What a beautiful story.
@anaparga184110 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@ASNRandomSHtuff10 ай бұрын
My Pleasure , thank you for the dono
@spottedDeath9833 жыл бұрын
Thanks again!
@ASNRandomSHtuff3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@Hellsong89 Жыл бұрын
If you are dropping very expensive pod like that into a ground, why the hell would you not have enough firepower and shields there to glass everything near it to create landing zone, or just orbital bombard clearing, if fast roping down is not possible. Hell few explosive charges probably could make clearing close enough that you can land a shuttle safely and can be dropped from said shuttle. 3:00:00 And this is why you carry enough firepower... witch is never enough. In this case satchel charge would been optimal solution. Toss it to where the rock sunk with a timer then run. Splatter the soft dirt all around.
@daviddavids2884 Жыл бұрын
bla-bla-bla just another case of stoopid writing
@ReaIHuman Жыл бұрын
Alright, I'm subbing and listening to the 100 hours worth of videos you have.
@JustVisiting_ Жыл бұрын
Well that was awesome. Douglas Adam's would be proud.
@democracybacksliding9 ай бұрын
what's with the music barely heard in background 1:12:33
@VacomaTeParjila2 жыл бұрын
This was a pretty good story
@Bregedur Жыл бұрын
What the FUCK did the Glint do, holy shit
@michaelbeltran29699 ай бұрын
this was a really engaging story! 👍🏻
@chriscrane1482 Жыл бұрын
So it depends on which Nighthaunt thing it is. Chainrasps are the most vicious and irredeemable criminals of the Mortal Realms. Glaivewraiths were hunters that rode down prey on horses. Grimghast reapers were the meticulous murderers who carefully plotted their kills. Bladegeist revenants are anyone who died while in a desperate struggle but met a particularly tortured end. Myrmourn Banshees were women who sought magic and eldritch power but didnt pay their respects to Nagash. Dreadscythe Harridans were healers and nuturers who prolonged life thus cheating Nagash. So most were just normal people but some were not so great.
@stonemagic54011 ай бұрын
this was a most wonderful book ever
@leonylopez3318 Жыл бұрын
I love this man
@rosegirlz88 Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the title of the red shirt book on humans
@RW-kn3xp Жыл бұрын
The text starts fast forwarding at 03:17:10 not sure why but it does not match the pace of your reading?
@brianlips8346 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the story
@Caldoric2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you left it at "end of chapter, end of _book."_ and didn't add in "Not end of story", since there's obviously more videos on this.
@thrixine369 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed it, thanks!
@tomhumes24572 жыл бұрын
Just Fantastic ! Thanks for the outstanding education.
@ThunderStruck15 Жыл бұрын
I wanna know more about the Glint 😂
@iknownothing-49 Жыл бұрын
Loved the story. Thanks.
@damnhandy Жыл бұрын
I liked the translation engine 3.14159. That is π to five places. I memorized that when I was a freshman in high school sixty years ago.