Asperchu & the Wallflower | The COMEDY of CHRIS CHAN

[@JumpierNewt8956]

If you tried to submit Chris' life as a fiction book all the critics would say that there is too much foreshadowing.

[@wolfclaw719]

bro wasn't just 4 shadowing that was like 8 shadowing.

[@YodaOnABender]

Pretty sure people have made this joke before

[@monke6776]

Perhaps only in hindsight

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Not an original comment anymore

@@wolfclaw719 eight-Shadow the Hedgehogging

[@ZexyObserver]

"My parents threw me out when I turned 18. Do you know why?" "Probably becuase they couldn't stand you" Blown the FUCK out.

[@PinkManGuy]

Did Chris say that? If so that might be the single wittiest thing he's ever said. It's not like peak Shakespeare or anything, but DAMN that's savage.

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@PinkManGuybroken clock moment?

[@connorscanlan2167]

​@@leviticusprime4904"A blind squirrel finds a nut."

[@taferaldi]

That was wild lmao

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Jack Thaddeus out-cringes Chris tbh - it's painful to watch those clips. It really says something when even Chris - _Classic_ Chris - has enough braincells to rub together to recognise how lazy and SHIT your attempts are at trying to get a rise out of him. 😑

[@justatoaster7476]

The Calls with Alec are underrated in my opinion. The best kind of trolling is when Chris is forced to realize he can’t argue his way out of something and tries to hide his frustration. Over the course of the calls you realize how delusional Chris really is because there’s multiple moments he clearly realizes he is wrong but refuses to admit it. It’s really around this point where it was obvious that Chris can no longer change for the better.

[@theholygamer969]

Alec is my personal favorite troll. The best trolling operations aren't elaborate pranks or convincing the target of further delusions. It's being BRUTALLY honest to them.

[@American-Zero]

It's even more pathetic when he tries to dial random numbers and then later pretend to be his Mom saying he's gotta clean up cat shit just so he can run away from an argument he can't win.

[@bluetiger2468]

People who are sympathetic to Chris and believes he doesn't know what he's doing is wrong because he's autistic, they need to listen to these calls. Those calls are a clear example that Chris knows what he's doing is wrong, but he doesn't care. 30:10 He wants everyone to follow rules, but not him. When he's flat-out confronted with his own logic, he's left speechless. But that doesn't give him an epiphany. He chooses to continue his behavior.

[@American-Zero]

@@bluetiger2468 Chris is in control of his actions, he knows exactly what he's doing. He just wants to throw up the autism card because he thinks it gives him carte blanche to do whatever fucked up thing without even apologizing. He doesn't like it when someone calls him on his bullshit and often runs away when he can't come up with anything to back up his argument. I don't feel sorry for Chris..being autistic doesn't excuse you for being a rotten human being.

[@Acacius1992]

​@theholygamer969 Brutally honest? You mean trying to hide being a pathetic jerk who thinly excuse his actions with claiming "just" being honest? No that wasnt the case here. If anything Alec was just honest.

[@F0rtuneLT]

chris reprimanding alec for using too many swears is so goddamn funny considering chris at that point in time was dropping slurs nobody has used in 50 years

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

"[he uses words] like _aysss_ and _sheeit"_ "Swearwords... so many Goddamn of those"

[@Tea_Noire]

Checks out, the people who clutch their pearls over swear words usually don't bat an eye at full-on slurs.

[@RangerDanger9396]

That's Chris for you. Sent by God-Jesus and the bear to hypocrisy to the extreme!

[@angeloluna529]

"Dropping slurs nobody has used in 50 years" Me: what kind of chicanery is this? This is some malarkey I cannot fathom in saying.

[@AIBETTSYIA75]

The Jack call is one of my favourite moments. The only time Chris ever dunks on someone 😂

"Probably cos they couldn't stand you?" Like, if Chris put as much real effort in to bettering their life, as they put into that comeback, the Unspeakable might not have happened.

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

​​@real talk

[@minecraftycatgaming]

actually though what did he think he was accomplishing by saying "you know why my parents threw me out at 18?" like it was a flex 😭

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

@minecraftycatgaming jack didn't give much thought into things, and if you notice he has the same problems Chris has, he stutters, stumbles over his words, sighs heavily, has a lisp, he isn't talented or original. All he is doing is cursing Chris out, talking down to him, rambling incoherently and randomly, calling him fat, calling him gay, etc. To try and get a rise pit of him, and failing miserably on the phone. He's essentially the Starscream to Clyde Cash's Megatron. Although that in itself is an insult to Starscream, since Starscream had a likeability that Jack Thaddeus doesn't possess.

[@American-Zero]

@@bobbyshaddoe3004 Jack was a troll..but not a successful one. He clearly called Chris to try and get under his skin..but the more Chris rolled him off, the more pissed off he got which led to childish name calling, fatty fat fat etc.

[@Zironeful]

Jack was such a loser. He tried to bully Chris, but even Chris was above him.

[@greybeard9266]

Its hard to sound more pathetic and insane than Chris.. but JACK does it with aplomb!!! He not only sounds like his IQ is about 60, He loses every time he tries to intereact with Chris, making himself out to be completely brain dead. I thought he was about 13 by his voice and rhetoric.. then he said he was kicked out at 18... i pissed myself when Chris came back with.. YOUR PARENTS CANT STAND YOU??? for a reason he got kicked out, that was a perfect time to unleash that MEME of the black guys shouting WOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the park.. im sure u know the one.. :)

[@PinkManGuy]

LMAO someone who responded couldn't regulate their emotions long enough to convey their thoughts without throwing out pointed insults. Get btfo'd

[@SymbioteVenom-f9i]

From this day he's your idol. So please, get yourself checked before commenting on this video that you support Chris. Thanks

[@Zironeful]

@@SymbioteVenom-f9i Lol, what? I'm not supporting Chris, I'm saying that one of his trolls was even more pathetic than him.

[@SymbioteVenom-f9i]

@@Zironeful welll nvm sorry

[@bradjones674]

Chris absolutely owned Jack in that first phone call lmao. If only he kept it up.

[@RickyRiceB]

Chris Chan skillfully defeated the lvl 1 goblin with ease

[@Gumwings]

i couldnt stop laughing when chris says "you dont need your boyfriend because i need you" makes me wonder how many girls acted nice towards chris and then say they have a boyfriend once chris tried to advance

[@seanboggs215]

As it turns out, it happened quite a bit.

[@crimsondynamo615]

More often than you think

[@HitsugiHime]

@@seanboggs215the funny thing is, Chris isn’t bad looking. But his hygiene issues, and crappy personality make him repulsive to most women.

[@MrAdamo]

Why do you think he was looking for a “boyfriend free” girl

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

I mean, Chris did create a new social phobia named “Noviophobia” because of it 😅

[@midoo_cherni]

the alec calls are a pretty blatant reminder that what's wrong with chris is never the autism. people across decades despised him because he's an entitled malignant narcissist with zero interest in other human beings besides their immediate value to him in ego-pumping or sex, with protagonist syndrome so intense he even tries to fuck over anyone who makes the mistake of treating him with respect. chris is very much self aware and just doesn't care. he's shown multiple times to be capable of processing his own hypocrisy and incompetence and every single time without fail his reaction to being put in that situation is to stubbornly dismiss it or lash out. cwc's brain very clearly never grew past that part of a toddler's life where they claim everything is theirs, explode into crying fits when they're forced to share and literally can't mentally process the fact others are sentient too.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Pretty much this. There are very clear instances where he shows a level of self awareness that should tell him what the problem is but chooses to do it regardless for his own actions. I think one of the most telling things about this was the incident where he was at Walmart(Target? McDonalds? I forget) and when it was clear the managers/people had issue with his sign, he tried to hide it to make the manager look bad and/or avoid trouble. He knows hes doing the wrong thing, but wants the world to conform to seeing him in the right. When he complains about Trolls and tries to say hes a victim, he isn't earnestly believing that, he wants people to sympathize and run to his side so to hide his own malignant action. Hes just so fucking stupid about it that he can't understand why no one believes him.

[@karenbrown6348]

You both hit the nail on the head ❤

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

@@karenbrown6348 No doubt. It should be noted even High School showed this behavior, as the girls he hanged out with noted he seems to see them as a mother figure to hide behind.

[@Engel-07]

God, chris' parents failed her more than mine

[@Thentavius]

At this point, so far into her life as she is, Chris will likely never be able to grasp the inherent value of one that isn't her own, much less a life not lived to fulfill her every whim. She will never truly learn until she has nothing left and maybe even then, she won't. Because that implies that she actually thinks she did something wrong. The worst people with her attitude are often the ones that are completely and utterly convinced they're right for doing what they do.

[@DecoytheSkeletalBoy]

Arguing that a fictional character's feelings would be hurt over being named after Asperger's is rich coming from the same man who made an autistic Pokemon named 'Plautistic'.

[@SymbioteVenom-f9i]

Plautistic 💀

[@Bushwick-to9up]

Lmao plautistic

[@behurastudio]

I have rewatched these videos so many times it’s borderline unhealthy. Also the fact you animated some of the actual panels and drawings is INSANE!!

[@ninosan6585]

Dude same man it’s an addiction

[@panicattheyoutube]

The production value is insane.

[@samjiman]

The animation of the comics was cool.

[@darkinproductions]

Same. I love it as background noise. :)

[@Lethargy_Lottie]

I’ve always been a little weirdly proud when hearing the call between Chris and Jack. Not because of Jack being an asshole, but because of how maturely Chris handled it. If Chris continued to not give such extravagant reactions to things like in the call (or just stopped talking with trolls entirely) I wonder if things would’ve turned out better.

[@JumpierNewt8956]

I remember one time chris gave a whole speech about how too much internet is bad and how being in the real world is important and how he was leaving the internet. For a moment I felt almost proud of him, but then he returned about a month later. He straight up reversed his character arc.

[@Lethargy_Lottie]

@@JumpierNewt8956 Average Chris Chan moment (TT^TT)

[@MutaScale]

​@@Lethargy_LottieTakes one step forward, tales enough steps to clear five miles back. Such as the story of Chris-Chan.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

@@JumpierNewt8956 Because like alot of times he does it, hes not doing it in earnest. He just wants to be the "better man" and lord it over people. But in the end he can't help himself from showing how great he is.

[@highwayvigilante]

Jack asking why Chris thought his parents threw him out at 18 and Chris responding with "Because they couldn't stand you" was fuckin gold.

[@Bakuzen23]

Every times theres a bleep, i like to imagine its not an edit. Its actually Chris censoring himself and Alec.

[@foxpawpaws]

The sound is actually taken from a video where Chris censors himself so you aren't completely wrong

[@majorleaguejams8416]

Jack always came across as a guy who never held any authority over someone in his life, so he took it out on someone he perceived as inferior and relished every moment of it even if it made him come across as a complete loser

[@F0rtuneLT]

honestly the same could be said for bluespike, 100% he got bullied and was just happy to finally be able to take his anger out on someone

[@pinkpugginz]

​@@F0rtuneLTbluespike is a psychopath. I think there was an adult behind him dictating the entire thing though

[@leutianleyva5116]

i love how chris instantly becomes more humble and rational when talking to jack thaddeus

[@riuukover]

Chris truly is the Plato of our time. A true philosopher asking the real questions like "What if Asperchu created you?"

[@CanonAsperchu]

"They destroyed what was undestroyable, but can be rebuilt."

[@Hammerhead547]

1:00:34 "you don't want me to find true love" Chris will never understand that he doesn't deserve to be loved by anyone because he's such a reprehensible human being on every level. He is incapable of loving others due to his bottomless narcissism, he has no boundaries and feels entitled to the time, attention, compassion and affection of others while refusing to show them any in return. He is destined to live a miserable lonely life then die forgotten and unloved.

[@RodrickMarsMoon]

Very harsh, but absolutely incontestable true words. I wish someone else could've made him absorb this, but it's basically too late for him. Ooh, well.

[@theholygamer969]

Unloved? Probably. Forgotten? Absolutely NOT.

[@therealmrarchive]

I think it’s impossible to forget about Chris at this point

[@Hammerhead547]

@@therealmrarchive It'll happen eventually, once he pops his clogs (which will probably happen sooner rather than later) there's not going to be anything new to discuss and there won't be any more retarded antics to laugh at and people will lose interest. KZbinrs may still make videos about him and kiwi farms will still exist, but all discussion about him will be in the past tense and eventually that'll dry up too. Ultimately his "legacy" if you want to all it that will be the cwiki (for however long that lasts) and an anonymous unmarked grave in a local potters field where all of the derelicts and detritus of society are dumped because no one claims their bodies after they die.

[@bgaming2297]

Naive of you to think Chris will be forgotten at all lmfao

[@RootVegetabIe]

"My parents threw me out when I was eighteen. You know why they threw me out?" "Probably because they couldn't stand you." Fucking outplayed by Chris Chan.

[@FillaneAmmisto]

I remember listening to all the Alec calls on Smokey's channel while gaming and those were VERY frustrating to listen to. Chris blatantly lying, excusing his double standards and especially claiming his OCs to be real was a hard listening. Those calls at least show that Chris behavior can't and shouldn't be explain by him simply being autistic, there is clearly something more going on in his deluded mind. Chris faking being his mom calling for him to get out of the call was comedy gold tho

[@Hammerhead547]

Chris's real problem is that he probably has a functional iq somewhere in the high 80's or low 90's (effectively a dimwitted 8 year old). That's why he so loves using big "intellectual" sounding words and terms so much, it's also why literally everyone who speaks to him can immediately see straight through his "I'm an intellectual" act. Because of shit he's seen on tv he thinks that being "smart" means using those words/terms without realizing that actual smart people are capable of displaying their functional intelligence through means that are more complex than trying to "sound smart".

[@SpellboundSpectre]

they really foreshadowed him pretending to date mewtwo

[@Hammerhead547]

The funny thing is that chris clearly sees who framed roger rabbit as more of a documentary than a fictional film and clearly doesn't know about the original scripts for it which were way darker, more violent and much less kid friendly.

[@Mr_BoozeVA]

8:15 That has to be the most clever, snappiest comeback that Chris ever gave to a troll. I obviously don’t care for Chris at all, but it’s satisfying when annoying trolls get genuinely insulted and butthurt by what he says, especially when it’s clever like that

[@bluetiger2468]

I know a lot of people like Liquid Chirs but Alec, to me, was better. Because he used Chris's logic against him. It worked so well that Chris would be left speechless. So instead, 33:27 he would pretend to be his mother to give him an excuse to get off the phone. 40:19 Or pressing random buttons on the phone to pretend they got disconnected. 52:39 Or hangs up mid-sentence to pretend like the call got cut-off.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

It amazes me that Alec was rather nice about it and yet Chris identified and hated him as a "troll" while completely ignoring the obvious signs of other people who led him on. I also shocks me that Chris can't figure out that the problem isn't them but him in dating. No one wants to spend their life with a moron who will waste money and basically want to be catered and taken care of like a child. Pretty much any woman on the spot would realize its a one way relationship.

[@therenegadej5764]

It shouldn’t shock you that much, he did it to himself

[@theholygamer969]

He first came up with the "revelation" that he needed a girlfriend after he was kicked out of a college class, left to cry on a bench by himself, and realized no one was there to coddle him. He didn't want a girlfriend or a wife. He wanted a sentient fleshlight that would validate his every word.

[@LoopyAnh]

The whole Alec thing seemed like some tough love aproach to getting chris in order. However chris couldnt keep up his end of it. Sadly it just showed how bad of a person chris was. While Alec who def is a troll did try and help him and knock some reality into him.

[@303Thatoneguy]

I mean if he’s autistic he should try and date autistic women but he didn’t want to do that either.

[@therenegadej5764]

For everyone sympathizing for him, stop, but you won’t

[@tequilasunsetpharmd9297]

Hearing the Wallflowers real name felt like I just learned something I really shouldn’t have in a Lovecraftian way.

[@Tkokat]

It's interesting that Chris' delusion about the Merging preceds the idea guy's influence by a long shot. He already thought that Cartoon characters were real to some deegree. I'm sure his narcissism had a lot to do with it.

[@theholygamer969]

The Dimensional Merge does specifically include characters from shows and games that HE became attached to. Specifically, HIS attachments. HE'S in charge of this supposed extradimensional phenomenon. HE decides what form it takes, and what fictional characters manifest in it. HE'S God. HE'S the Messiah. And all this ironically comes from a depraved, hedonistic lunatic who doesn't care to even TRY and understand anything about the Roman Catholic Church.

[@SnagTheRabbit]

The Chris and Alec calls are some of the most baffling and interesting bits of Christory. Not only is it essentially one of the few times Chris interacts with a "normal" person (or a troll pretending to be a normal person), but it shows us how even in a situation where Chris is undoubtly in the wrong, he will go to such extreme lengths to avoid the slightest punishment and accountability. It shows how Chris does not have the slightest idea of how any sort of business is conducted. Alec has to downright talk to Chris like a child and even then Chris never learns. And if somehow he did try to make Sonichu a job, or get a company to publish it, he'd be completely blacklisted within seconds because of his attitude and actions. And yet STILL, he would think he did nothing wrong and it was everyone else who was being "unfair" or it was the trolls that got in his way. He's so used to being coddled by Barb and Bob that the mear idea that he could be in the wrong is a foreign concept to him.

[@Gwubby86]

The Asperchu Saga put Chris' childish attitude and hypocrisy on full display. It's kind of a constant reminder of how terrible of a person he ended up becoming.

[@theholygamer969]

He didn't become what he is. He chose to embrace the worst of himself. People don't turn into monsters. That's their true nature coming to the surface.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Even before the trolls had their way with Chris, the guy still clearly had a screw loose. Dressing up in colorful outfits, drawing unimaginative characters (poorly I might add) and treating women like sex objects are all traits that he will sadly carry to this very day with little to no change whatsoever because of his massive ego and warped victim complex.

[@user-du9sh4bw1c]

'Sheds a single man tear for his own act of terrorism' got me

[@owinlaa]

Honestly jack in that phone call just sounded like a total loser for lack of a more accurate word. I legit had to skip it bc he just sounded like he was trying to live out some popular highschool bully fantasy 😭😭 “mErRy ChRiStMaS tO yOu FaDdY fAd FaD” 💀

[@bingobunny7862]

Real. That’s something I heard in elementary and middle school. What a loser :/

[@silver_stone6510]

I find it funny and interesting that between the Chris and Alec call, it seems Chris is more uncomfortable talking to Alec by getting called out by his flaws and errors than Bluespike extorting him by shoving the medallion up to his ass like you can hear him panting and constipating every time Chris says something to prove his point. Alec's greatest tool and weapon to mess with Chris is not catfishing, not telling him he's gay or extorting but poking Chris's logic, hypocrisy and ego. In my opinion, Alec is the best troll in the entire Saga. This isn't the first time Chris got into this situation. 2 months prior to this was the very brutal Kacey father call which is pretty much a reality slap to Chris's self-centeredness and ego.

[@AhranGuy-ty3hb]

This documentary series is like a short nostalgic blast from the past. It's far more upbeat and relaxed then Geno's. While he has far more detail and a more comprehensive look into Chris than this one. I am so grateful I found these more short and sweet looks over the various sagas of Chris chan, keep up the amazing work

[@pogothepurple3826]

I totally agree. Much love to Geno, what he did was incredible, and will live forever until skynet deletes the human internet, but there's room for both types of chronicles. Sometimes you want Geno's slow, detailed archiving, and sometimes these are more of a cozy laugh at the classic insanity. The work it took both of these fine people is way more than I'd ever be capable of!

[@quicklistream]

I always liked when Chris used the word “naive” when he himself hates that word with every ounce of his Buddha belly

[@ginogatash4030]

Just the usual CWC pettiness, he wants everyone to coddle her and worship the very ground she walks on as a literal god, but the second you dare upset her by either antagonizing or even just respectfully approach her as a mere mortal instead of appealing to her delusions of grandeur she doesn't hold back her hatred. It's a slur and slanderous trolling when you call her naive, a retard, and misgender her, but she will gleefully call others all those things the second she gets upset with something, she remains the biggest troll of all.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

It’s one of the many things that really irks me about Chris. He has no problem calling people names or treating people like his play things but you’d be damned if you’re not kissing his ass in any way, shape or form because he really thinks he’s that goddamn special. The mentality of’Rules for thee, not for me’ really comes to mind in all this.

[@quicklistream]

@@HerrDeutschBlood it’s like ABL said “why is it fine for you but no one else?” Then Chris couldn’t even give him a reason.

[@SirCactus9]

Reminder that Buddha was actually skinny and the “fat Buddha” portrayed in art is an unrelated Chinese monk

[@Hammerhead547]

0:35 That video always makes me laugh because chris really truly did believe that he had a "legitimate" copyright for sonichu when what he really had was a worthless piece of paper which he paid $50 for online that told him what he wanted to hear. He'll never understand that to attain an actual legally binding copyright you first have to register a trademark with the patent and trademark office and then go through a long expensive legal process that can take years and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars before you can actually say "yes, this is mine and mine alone".

[@moomoocowmaster8427]

So excited I’ve been binge watching this series for weeks now.

[@Mother2IsTheBestGame]

Weeks? I watched them all yesterday and this morning

[@Halfendymion]

Chris Chan trying to propose a deal to businesspeople with crayon drawings of a multi-copyright-infringing character...

[@karenbrown6348]

He's always been delusional. Even in childhood with the Bear. He knows nothing about Christianity and that's why his ideas of God are so bizarre.

[@Noobul8r9000]

Technically it's kids' markers not crayons, but yeah everything else you said is correct.

[@BahhBahhBrownSheep]

@@karenbrown6348well.. his version of Christianity is less harmful than the real thing so I’ll take it

[@krzysztof7429]

so glad you are continuing this series!! it’s my favourite out of all the chris chan docus. it’s the most comprehensive and easy to understand

[@DioOdinson]

What about the comprehensive history of Chris Chan by GenoSamuel? 😅

[@krzysztof7429]

@@DioOdinson compared to this one its much longer, having a slower pace and not seperating diffrent events and sagas devalues it for me in a way. not to say that its bad tho i enjoy both

[@jwalkr001]

It's the little things that make the editing amazing. The tedious captions, the effects on chris's curses and blessings. Keep up the good work.

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

“Past Buddha belly.” Chris, it ain’t “past” if it’s still there. My gosh, Alec has to talk to Chris like you would a young child. The patient this man had!

[@surferproh2o]

Animating the comic panels is a game changer, it’s so awesome and scary at the same time.

[@babysinclairfan]

Bruh Jack Thaddeus was one of those trolls who was even more cringe than Chris

[@Tygozpow]

I really like your videos man I’ve watched a lot of documentaries about Chris Chan but none have gone in depth like you have, you add so many more details that were either skipped over or were generalized, keep it up I’m looking forwards to the rest of this series and whatever series you do next or your next videos

[@DioOdinson]

I think GenoSamuels were overly in depth. Probably the most of all I've seen.

[@NecroEddie]

that single call with Jack Thaddeus was the only time I've seen Chris act rationally person and own someone without even trying.

[@stTrooper-nf9dh]

I'm surprised no one has explained to Chris what he has IS Aspergers syndrome. He was diagnosed with stage 2 high functioning Autism, which some medical professionals still call by an older name, Aspergers syndrome.

[@goimei]

That's not high functioning....

[@violetsparkles5453]

@@goimeiit’s high functioning in the sense that he can talk

[@goimei]

@violetsparkles5453 "The ability to speak does not make one intelligent" Qui-Gon Jinn

[@violetsparkles5453]

@@goimei never claimed it did lol but there are people with autism that can only communicate through groans and hand gestures

[@dustinrausch5008]

@@goimei High-Functioning means that they're capable of socializing and taking care of themselves. Yeah, Chris sucks at it, but he can do it.

[@seanboggs215]

You know, Chris may be an utterly despicable creep with some of the weirdest delusions of grandeur out there. But in a strange, roundabout way, I kind of have to admire anyone who has the utter balls to try and make two multi-billion dollar companies pay HIM for the rights to use THEIR OWN intellectual properties. XD

[@CryptidBuddy]

Based Chan

[@kingprairie]

Jack sounds just as regarded as Chris

[@ryan.craig816]

59:40 "Chris blamed the trolls for alienating his non-existent girlfriend" is fucking gold lol. The more this series goes on, the easier it is to see why so many people feel the way they do about him before recent history.

[@saltmines5240]

Finally had time to watch the video. Great work. Big ups to Alec for somewhat talking to/ treating Chris like an adult.

[@SoulSearchAndDestroy]

Not gonna lie, Jack Thaddeus had me until he started getting pettier. He had a point about the Asperger's hate. Too bad he was such a loser. No wonder he hung out with Clyde and Bluespike. I also consider Clyde a loser of the highest order, too. Alec Benson Leary is underrated. Liquid Chris used Chris' self-image against him, while Alec used pure logic. I also just realized that Alec Benson Leary's leitmotif is "Pillow Talk" by Lustt (a.k.a. "Private Caller" by Saint Pepsi). You're a genius.

[@jimmyskinner6088]

Bro the edits of the actual comic is fire.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

I love the animations you add to the sonichu comic. Makes it feel much more lively. So much more bearable than reading the real thing.

[@Colonel_RamRod]

Alec trying to confront Chris with such frivolous things as logic 😂😂😂❤ Love the background music and animations btw. Some would say your too talented for the Chris Chan community sir 😂❤

[@chip2854]

It’s so sad that the Wallflower tried to be nice to Chris and it ended up backfiring terribly. Chris repays genuine kindness with harassment and doxing.

[@dantefromdmc5921]

i think this Sonichu thing is a demon that choose Chris as its victim

[@petarmilich8684]

Chris needs a rude awakening. Then again, the realization might kill him. Also, that’s not really the devil himself, it’s another “original character,” that Chris created named Beel, which he stole from the name Beelzebub.

[@terablespeler]

Chris doesn’t get many times to shine, but that Jack call really made Chris look like the star he thinks he is.

[@mostsanestoneyplaysfan7931]

imagine making chris look good in these phone calls jack if you're still out there, know that there are people still laughing at you, not with you

[@Mother2IsTheBestGame]

Dust pfp

[@jazzbandicoot6954]

The Isabella Janke arc is gonna break the internet 😢❤

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

That's putting it mildly

[@KickingAssDaily]

Everybody already knew about it. When he got arrested.

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

_"Do not believe anything you see on the billboard there cos, uh, Clyde has been trying to _*_shank my reputation there with his... thing..."_* Oh Chris...

[@ember2.031]

Love the edited comic segments, would love to know who took the time to pretty up that dumpterfire put to paper. I honestly am enjoying this series more than Geno's. The music and narration create an almost nostalgic reflective atmosphere. Which is what I'm into at the moment. I've heard about the Wallflower, real excited to learn about her lol.

[@generalisimo3178]

Revisiting this saga kinda shows me that CWC didn't need the idea guys to start thinking he was some sort of divine being. He came up with all fiction being real here and the idea guys just played into his own thoughts.

[@Apetits]

The format of this series makes it one of my favorite CWC coverages out there. A delight every time. Please do go on.

[@MatildyMatilduh666]

The fact that Chris thinks telling the Wallflower that 'if she leaves him, he'd be desperate enough to hire a prostitute' would win her over speaks volumes on how he sees women. And it's even more hilarious because later on he actually DOES hire a prostitute to take his virginity 😅

[@theholygamer969]

And that prostitute allegedly retired from BEING a prostitute because she hated it.

[@memechild2025]

@@theholygamer969WHAT??? SOURCE???? 😭

[@aidensnow5017]

​@@memechild2025 It might be fake but knowing Chris would it be shocking to learn she retired after his crust? 😂 If it was me, I'd not only retire, I'm joining a convent of nuns. 😂😭💀

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@memechild2025he did hire a prostitute named mia Hamm, ironically I believe that was a crime at the time. He hired a prostitute because he was scared of going to prison as a. virgin for running over Michael Snyder

[@Colonel_RamRod]

@@memechild2025yeah agreed source please? 😂

[@Thentavius]

The curseyehameha and forgiveness blessing are the clearest signs that Chris has zero understanding of the line between fantasy and reality. It cannot be understated that he thinks these things *actually* *work.* He tried using it on Mary Lee Walsh in college, for crying out loud. Reality is often disappointing, as the saying goes. Not that he can see it anymore with how far into his delusions he is.

[@Hammerhead547]

According to some of the people from kiwi farms who used to help chris he has regular moments where sunshine burns through his fantasies and has meltdowns in private messages about how "unfair life is" because he's "sad lonely and feels unloved/unwanted by others/society at large". According to them when this happens chris gets really really upset at the world for not letting him have everything he wants and rants. raves and cries to anyone who will listen too it, they usually last a few days and then the fantasies take back over and he's all happy again because he can pretend to be happy again.

[@Thentavius]

​@@Hammerhead547It was probably easier for him to do that while Bob was alive. Seems safe to say, too, that he lit a larger fire to deal with the sun scorching him, given he's living like nothing's wrong after escaping jail.

[@Hammerhead547]

@@Thentavius According to chris himself whenever borb would try to drag him into the real world he'd "work very hard at avoiding them" because he felt like they were "treating him unfairly" by "constantly pestering" him to take some responsibility for himself. He told a story in the jackie e-mails about a confrontation he had with bob during a car ride in which bob started asking him what he wanted to do with his life and chris not only completely ignored him but made a point to be as disrespectful as possible towards bob as he could by refusing to say a word to him. So naturally bob eventually blew his stack and then they had a screaming match that ended with bob calling him a "fucking failure" and flipping him off, chris of course was upset by this but not because he'd disappointed his dad. He was upset because bob's attempt at having a serious adult conversation with him about his future that he didn't want to have had "ruined the fun day I'd had planned with all his unfair talk about "growing up and being a man".

[@Thentavius]

​@@Hammerhead547Talking about the future, growing up and being a man is somehow, *somehow* unfair and ruins someone's day? Even though you can think about those things and still enjoy the day ahead? Christ, that really is something only Chris Chan would think.

[@Hammerhead547]

@@Thentavius Chris has said that when he young never considered what he wanted to be/do when he grew up, this leads me to believe that he thought he'd always stay a child and that he looked forward to being that way. And its probably also why he was so resentful towards any attempts his parents made to get him to consider his future as an adult and stop acting like a child. Too him the idea of growing up and becoming a man was probably a nightmare because it meant he'd have to stop being "young at heart" and get serious about life. He's a classic case of a peur aetenus in its most severe form.

[@crabulicious7294]

26:06 the merge’s foreshadowing is so palpable you could cut it with a knife.

[@monke6776]

I quite appreciate the subtitles in the videos. These are some of the best documentaries out there

[@thebearminimal1334]

LETS GOOO, so happy to see another addition to the series. Your work is awesome, thorough and top notch. You’ve done well mate

[@Rolf-son-of-an-electrician]

This is a hyperbolic example of "peaking in high school"

[@Pigbeater]

Also Alec is my favorite troll at least he tried to teach Chris and tried to use logic with Chris

[@that1latinodude20]

Chris responding to Jack Thaddeus was probably the most mature he's ever sounded l

[@troubleshootingGG]

“asperchu would not want to be called asperchu … he would probably want to be named something different … like Mitch” best. comment. ever.

[@animebro14]

Are we gonna ignore how chris schooled Jack Thaddeus with that phone call

[@F0rtuneLT]

One of the funniest things to me abt cwc trolling is that every troll seems to be some greek tragedy tier play on one of chris' flaws Liquid tested chris' wrath, alex tested his pride, you could argue that jimmy hill tested his greed, bluespike tested his lust, etc etc

[@sammi388]

You did an awesome job at putting this together!! Im gonna rewatch this as much as the other installments, EXCELSIOR!!

[@terablespeler]

Every other year I fall into another Chris-Chan rabbit hole and I’m glad I found this.

[@AjayESharma]

prediction: Comedy pt 2 - Jackie, Lars, Calling Out saga Tragedy of Chris Chan - Bob's death, lawsuit, house fire Madness of Chris Chan - Idea Guys, Dimension Merge Fall of Chris Chan - Jail

[@foxpawpaws]

Pretty close! You even got the name of the next episode. I won't spoil exactly what happens in each episode, but here are the rest of the titles... Episode 6: Adventure Episode 7: Disaster Episode 8: Fantasy Episode 9: Horror

[@joeberryman3563]

The guy just keeps stepping on rakes.

[@Jesterclown17]

Chris' lack of self awareness is incredible. When he was pleading to the wall flower and said something along the lines of "and you said it yourself you're not ready for a boyfriend!" when she mentioned seeing someone. COMPLETELY missing the point. She most likely said she wasn't ready to get him off his back, then when he most likely kept pressuring her, she probably said she was seeing someone else. The fact he completely missed the point AND brought it to everyone's attention is absolutely hilarious. How could it get any better/worse? "Besides... I don't want to be forced to pay 100 dollars for a damned hooker..." Somehow I'm not surprised and I'm still stunned.

[@KaiDecadence]

EUGH Could you imagine being Heather and seeing that video of Chris Chan singing that song directed at you? Freaking pyscho vibes, and I'm just glad she got away from him once and for all after that.

[@theholygamer969]

It's called desperation.

[@joeminor_702]

Chris is one gigantic copyright infringement

[@leodepew5696]

The best part of the Jack Thaddeus call is that Chris absolutely owns him. Jack is so incoherent and spastic that he actually makes Chris look sane, which is an amazing feat in itself.

[@valkaerie8715]

Every time I start to feel bad for chris i remember how actually awful he treats everyone else who isn't an asset to him

[@joonaskalandermbyidk]

The amount of effort you’ve put into these is insane! Also big ups to the narrator!

[@goldenfungus96]

I want to say I love the animated sonichu comic bits It makes them seem a bit more interesting great job

[@EndThusIAm]

You know how in Doctor Who we have our own Doctor? Alec Benson Leary is my Troll in Chris' Rouge's Gallery.

[@ScaryGarrySG1]

LOL! I am dying here...Bionic deflects the animated energy blast! This Sonichu issue was every Dragonball z episode running at once, plus avengers:endgame.

[@greybeard9266]

I can see BIG THINGS in your future my friend.. what an amazingly well put together video!!! Well done!! I would comment on the low 50k views for such work.. but i have a feeling it wont be long before those numbers sky rocket!!! keep it up my friend!

[@OrimaJam]

I always find it funny how chris thinks the police and the fbi cares about alec and liquid

[@garbogang1268]

i love ur chanel sm bro the chill music in the back and the captions whenever someone talks just makes a vibe you cant feels anywhere else on yt. especially chris chan youtube. it sfeels weirdly nostalgic lmao keep it up

[@redbanana6841]

7:25 Chris unintentionally owned Jack in that call. If only he'd stuck to the 'bored and over it' mentality.

[@luawidi]

Chris:* Imaginary throat cutting FoxFox paws : * elevator music

[@masonbrannon7521]

love the mood and production of this doc series. keep at it

[@bryanperezvaquero6348]

Even in classic i think Chris still a villain

[@FMeister94]

Idk I don’t think I’d wish any of what has happened to Chris on my worst enemy.

[@ginogatash4030]

​​@@FMeister94 no one wanted that shit to happen either, he just kept doing shit to himself which in turn invited trolls to fuck with him on top of the shit he did unprompted. Not to justify trolls but Chris has always undeniably been self destructive, and the fact his worse offenses were not influenced by trolls whatsoever tells you a lot about the kind of person Chris has and always will be.

[@mannyegarica12]

22:54 If you look up Chris's copyright, the only copyright Sonichu is a little digital art project he didn't copyright as it is a trademark. Plus, it only says Sonichu, not Rosechu and all the other characters. To be fully copyrighted, he has to copyright every character and turn it into a trademark franchise, which will cost more money

[@cyb3r4ng31]

this series deserves so much more attention

[@REYXAMA]

I know exactly how the wallflower felt like. It honestly sucks. I’m very proud of her being that harsh and real with Chris! I used to feel bad because of his bad upbringing, but this shizz is ALL him. Saying that he would get a prostitute if she left is the worst part of it. She says that she doesn’t love him and hates him, and he’s over here thinking she’s kidding. Messed up man

[@peckedtodeath7059]

I love the calls with Jack. It's the one interesting time Chris was just objectively the bigger person in the call and even got to roast one of his trolls. Jack is a douchebag.

[@QUEENOBSCURE]

I have to admit Chris can sometimes throw good sizgers, shame hes creep and messed up person.. " because they couldn't stand you" I did chuckle. but then he his troll was "ohhh that earns you two more gay ads" lol

[@phosspatharios9680]

40:26 is one of my absolute favourites of Christory. He absolutely panicked when he realized he was caught lying through his teeth!

[@commbs9838]

It may not be as comprehensive as the geno doc, but man they are entertaining! Also I gotta say Jack was kind of pathetic.

[@sofiesusi]

I stumbled across this two episodes in and when I tell you I am always waiting for the new ones and watch them in one go no matter what time it's currently 0:35 am and I have a flight tomorrow but who cares, it's ChrisChan time

[@radiosurgery1802]

The last thing I needed was another channel with a breakdown of the Chris Chan lore. Fuck you for making this channel. Subscribed.