Asshole Touhou - 東方初見殺 ~ Unreasonable Mechanism.

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bellreisa

bellreisa

Күн бұрын

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@7coloredalice
@7coloredalice 10 жыл бұрын
I like how at 22:08, the player decides to move around the credits instead of going through them. S/he isn't taking any chances.
@gurselbasbuyuk1314
@gurselbasbuyuk1314 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@f.u.m.o.5669
@f.u.m.o.5669 Жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. A time before we invented the "They" pronoun.
@TheNerfer
@TheNerfer 10 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but start laughing as soon as I saw the MASTER SPARK FAIRIES
@HellBorn99
@HellBorn99 4 жыл бұрын
same
@abarette_
@abarette_ 3 жыл бұрын
SAME loool expected big Shou levels but got this, lmfao
@Merengil
@Merengil 10 ай бұрын
Stealing back from the thief eh xD
@megamanseraph8352
@megamanseraph8352 9 жыл бұрын
then a notice appears after the results : tutorial stage complete
@64BTX
@64BTX 8 жыл бұрын
+Zachariah Adul *Table flipping intensifies*
@GrahamChapman
@GrahamChapman 6 жыл бұрын
Marisa: Oh, you think _that's_ hard? I'm just the _tutorial level!_ That's the next level over there, ze! Kaguya & Mokou (99 Spell Cards): Whaaat's up?
@pyrogod1041
@pyrogod1041 6 жыл бұрын
You should see the extra stage
@irvalfirestar6265
@irvalfirestar6265 8 жыл бұрын
you can actually see here how a high-level STG player works their way out of a seemingly impenetrable chaos and figures out the patterns behind it that's the beauty of bullet hell
@insufferableanarchist
@insufferableanarchist 7 жыл бұрын
i love bullet hell games, almost as much as i love a certain soldier bunny from the moon with eyes that should place her in a loony bin
@sakusei4211
@sakusei4211 3 жыл бұрын
Impossible yet Beautiful~
@araki-moriko3358
@araki-moriko3358 10 жыл бұрын
The dude that played this has alot of patience
@Araneus21
@Araneus21 5 жыл бұрын
It may not be patience... he might just be the titular "Unreasonable mechanism", spending untold amount of time trying to beat a troll game, generating an untold amount of rage and frustration, just so he can show the world it can be beaten.
@josecoronadonieto6911
@josecoronadonieto6911 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many days spent
@Fahrenheart
@Fahrenheart 10 жыл бұрын
Heaven Mode description is just "Uwaaaaaaaa!!!" Seems legit.
@OmegaTaishu
@OmegaTaishu 10 жыл бұрын
I think this video basically shows how Touhou works... I mean, you lose... a lot... and then you start to notice patterns, and learn how to dodge and then you finally beat the game. ...it's just that this version is a little bit... exaggerated.
@GenesicShinZyraelKai
@GenesicShinZyraelKai 10 жыл бұрын
a little bit huh?
@tankman45210
@tankman45210 10 жыл бұрын
Rather than Touhou, this is closer to IWBTG, IWBTG where the save boxes comes after yo... oh wait.
@richardliu5339
@richardliu5339 9 жыл бұрын
This is MADNESS TO PASS IN A SINGLE RUN!!!!!!!
@Lystrialle
@Lystrialle 9 жыл бұрын
The best part is that once you die, the four options on the screen just so happen to be Retry You can't return to the title screen Start from beginning You can't end the game and presumably attempting to pick options 2 or 4 just put you back on Retry. Barring task manager or forcing your computer to turn off, there is literally no way out of this game.
@KeeperOfTheSevenKeys.
@KeeperOfTheSevenKeys. 9 жыл бұрын
Lystrialle Thanks for the translations, names 11:00 all the more hysterical. Something tells me this wasn't done in one sitting though.
@vanishy0urself
@vanishy0urself 9 жыл бұрын
+Lystrialle FUCKING WHAT HOLY SHIT THAT IS LITERALLY SATAN LEVELS OF FUCK
@nasanierulastname2997
@nasanierulastname2997 4 жыл бұрын
ALT + F4? Or run in windowed?
@evanmak7837
@evanmak7837 2 ай бұрын
The title screen stuff is equally hilarious Normal mode: A level of Difficulty that covers the basics of 1hitKO Chaos mode: Deal with it, it's dangerous to live out there Hell mode: Extremely difficult mode, many surprises at first sight Heaven mode: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Player select(sub: not that you have any choices) Reimu Hakurei. Spellcard: none *You self-desctruct if you push the bomb button! And everytime he gets a spellcard bonus: Time calculation: "I don't understand" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nintengurnd
@nintengurnd 9 жыл бұрын
I mean this game just pukes danmaku up my ass. It's like you touch the fairies you die, you touch the text you die, you touch the bosses you die, too close to unzan's fist you die, too close to marisa's wriggle kick you die, you die, die die die die die die die die die die die die die die DIE!
@robertstefan9
@robertstefan9 9 жыл бұрын
Is this a AVGN Reference, cause it feels like it
@russelldoty2743
@russelldoty2743 9 жыл бұрын
Robert Stefan Fairly sure it is. Sounds like something he used to describe the Silver Surfer game on the NES.
@Araneus21
@Araneus21 8 жыл бұрын
+Ah yeah Showmeyourmoves Needs Reimu in Silver surfer's defeated pose from the NES game for better reference
@nintengurnd
@nintengurnd 8 жыл бұрын
Araneus21 yes please someone do this
@morganrayhessstudios6586
@morganrayhessstudios6586 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I can't fuckin' stand it...
@Thenextworldwar
@Thenextworldwar 8 жыл бұрын
I see Satan has started making Touhou fangames.
@onceuponaban
@onceuponaban 8 жыл бұрын
With that being said, the boss battle at the end of the level seemed pretty fair albeit insanely hard.
@conwaysquest6961
@conwaysquest6961 7 жыл бұрын
The guy who made this also made Touhou Danmaku All-Stars Medley. My guess it that his thought process went something like this. "I'm going to try and create a script on par with Gengetsu's Final spell."
@GhoullyXX
@GhoullyXX 9 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy catches himself as he's about to get the 1-up the first time he beats the midbosses. He knew better than to expect such generosity.
@imortal333
@imortal333 8 жыл бұрын
Ya know, I can't read Japanese, but I'm pretty sure the description for heaven mode is just one long scream of anguish.
@conqueringwill8169
@conqueringwill8169 8 жыл бұрын
Yep. It's just "Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
@captain_chompers
@captain_chompers 10 жыл бұрын
You can just FEEL the poor player's frustration
@VentiVonOsterreich
@VentiVonOsterreich 10 жыл бұрын
I find Touhou much more frustrating than IWBTG, because for some reason I laugh my ass off really hard every time I die in IWBTG.
@pepsiman8137
@pepsiman8137 10 жыл бұрын
well you see IWBTG is a bullet hell given platformer form, which is easier to manage.
@waluigiisthebest2802
@waluigiisthebest2802 3 жыл бұрын
The backstory for this game is that Marisa got extremely high on magic mushrooms and came up with the most evil Danmaku patterns possible to troll Reimu for no other reason beside that she can. She also gave the fairies magic mushrooms, and somehow put a curse on Reimu so she dies in one hit.
@sorayazamora6445
@sorayazamora6445 2 жыл бұрын
And she produced some mini hakeros and gave them to some firies?
@sebastianestrada3697
@sebastianestrada3697 Жыл бұрын
The curse is just more magic mushrooms 🍄
@Lunarethic
@Lunarethic 10 жыл бұрын
i love how he adds normal mode at the difficulty yet you are unable to choose it XD
@kordianwasala2803
@kordianwasala2803 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing here is normal
@subterraneanbees
@subterraneanbees 9 жыл бұрын
I like how she/he doesn't trust the characters at the end... I'd have trust issues as well
@mearry5072
@mearry5072 10 жыл бұрын
But the 1-up just wants to be your friend!
@user-rl1wl8xt9j
@user-rl1wl8xt9j 7 жыл бұрын
しょぼんのシューティング
@youkan_channnel
@youkan_channnel 5 жыл бұрын
w
@user-qb8mk6ej9s
@user-qb8mk6ej9s 4 жыл бұрын
誰がうまいことを言えとwww
@rurutaniluluru8605
@rurutaniluluru8605 2 жыл бұрын
的確で草
@PrinceClaudy
@PrinceClaudy 10 жыл бұрын
Trollhou Project
@SATO_TOUHOU_
@SATO_TOUHOU_ Жыл бұрын
曲のタイトル 0:05欲深き霊魂 0:36夢幻回廊 0:38プレイヤーズスコア 11:13宵闇の魔術師
@flirora
@flirora 10 жыл бұрын
Translations of spellcard names: The Three Fairies: Sun Sign "Little Prominence" Moon Sign "The Crescent Moon" Star Sign "Starlight Road" Marisa: Magic Sign "Stella Association" Stellar Expansion "Galaxy Cluster" Light Sign "Impulsive Shoot" Wall Sign "Great Wall" "Supernova"
@GarlyleWilds
@GarlyleWilds 9 жыл бұрын
Ben Neuffer The enraged scrolling through the options on death though like you can just hear the player screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
@Ataxaos
@Ataxaos 9 жыл бұрын
It's "Wall Sign 'Great Wall' ". Seriously, 壁 literally means wall. :P BTW, the game name 初見殺 literally translates to "kill on first sight". That seems nice...
@Sakenzie98
@Sakenzie98 10 жыл бұрын
No pacifists allowed; time-outs are also forbidden
@quirkyturtle2625
@quirkyturtle2625 7 жыл бұрын
I want there to be a stage two where the boss' last spell is a timeout card.
@SK-by6qd
@SK-by6qd 7 жыл бұрын
And the last spell of stage 6 is a survival version of Gengetsu Rape Time.
@tsumugilovemail3596
@tsumugilovemail3596 10 жыл бұрын
Extra Mode for new players in a nutshell.
@inakilbss
@inakilbss 5 жыл бұрын
@Soulangeana Phantasm is actually easier than other games' Extra.
@GabrielAyanami
@GabrielAyanami Жыл бұрын
True.
@yabusamehoulen7636
@yabusamehoulen7636 Ай бұрын
nah koishi is easy for extra stage boss. Nue Mamizou and Okina tho.
@DopeioThePhoneBoi
@DopeioThePhoneBoi 9 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit at the fucking Master Spark faires XD
@64BTX
@64BTX 8 жыл бұрын
+TooEliteForYou I see you everywhere...
@vinzer72frie
@vinzer72frie 10 жыл бұрын
It's like real life, fucks you up with no mercy
@onthespoke2
@onthespoke2 10 жыл бұрын
If your real life resembles this I'm very curious where you live.
@vinzer72frie
@vinzer72frie 10 жыл бұрын
onthespoke I'm from Mexico so the rain of bullets pretty much resembles me haha
@raulescorpio
@raulescorpio 10 жыл бұрын
segun entendi... es asi como se sobrevive un dia cotidiano en mexico? (?)
@BlargzargoHlaaluington
@BlargzargoHlaaluington 10 жыл бұрын
Death Chart (First 100 Deaths) Blue bullets emitting from Master Spark: 94, 97 Cards: 49 Crushed/Cornered (died against a border): 11, 23, 57, 89, 90, 98 Death by Yin-Yang spiny enemies: 95 Evil 1UP: 60, 77 Green spiny thing: 86 Killer Text: 6 Kunai: 8, 10, 92, 99 LAZAAR: 27, 31, 53, 61, 67, 68, 82 MASTER SPARK: 13, 14, 15, 21, 22 Paused/Slow bullets: 26, 56, 74, 78 Ran into enemy: 93 Rising Red Bullets: 4, 5, 18, 70 Sun: 16, 19, 20, 24, 25, 30, 34, 38, 55, 84 Three-Fairies: 35, 36, 37, 39, 40, 42, 47, 48, 50, 51, 52, 59, 69, 71, 72, 73, 80, 88, 91, 100 Time-out: 28, 32, 44 Unzan fisting: 1, 2, 17, 29, 54 Unzan fisting explosion: 3, 33, 41, 85, 87, 96
@Invicibus
@Invicibus 9 жыл бұрын
does anyone notice when the guy restart, what it wrote?? 1)try again 2)Cant get back to tittle 3)restart from beginning 4)cant quit game
@siryes
@siryes 5 жыл бұрын
So You CANT Quit The Game??
@Invicibus
@Invicibus 4 жыл бұрын
@@siryes it appears so XD or it just goes back to main tittle
@siryes
@siryes 4 жыл бұрын
@@Invicibus Oh MY GOD Took You A While To Reply
@Invicibus
@Invicibus 4 жыл бұрын
@@siryes sorry man. i kinda forgot got to reply you, then somhow i cannot rmb this video's name XD
@siryes
@siryes 4 жыл бұрын
@@Invicibus Well Good Thing This Is Not Available For Public So I Cannot Play This Very Troll Game And Cannot Quit
@user-qm3je6um7g
@user-qm3je6um7g 7 жыл бұрын
追尾1upといい妖精の爆発といい・・・ただのストレス溜まるだけのゲームですねw
@ひいらぎ-m3s
@ひいらぎ-m3s 6 жыл бұрын
追尾1up・・・緑の悪魔?
@lkhondaoyama
@lkhondaoyama 4 жыл бұрын
妖精 マスタースパーーーーーーーーーーーーーーク!!!
@grenadier42
@grenadier42 10 жыл бұрын
I kind of like the notion that Gensokyo just got fed up with Reimu's bullshit
@onthespoke2
@onthespoke2 10 жыл бұрын
Doing some quick math, this appears to have taken between 8 and 10 hours. Wow.
@user-fs2qi5tc6n
@user-fs2qi5tc6n 8 жыл бұрын
これを自分がやると絶対キーボードクラッシャーみたいになるなw
@haya1012poyo
@haya1012poyo 4 жыл бұрын
ポンタ先生 天皇陛下バンザアアアアアアイ!!!
@user-zv2vt1bk2o
@user-zv2vt1bk2o 3 жыл бұрын
タピオカパーン!
@田中アイルト
@田中アイルト 2 жыл бұрын
タピオカパン!!
@エッグキンTVヒカマニをやりましょう
@エッグキンTVヒカマニをやりましょう 2 жыл бұрын
終わった畜生www
@いちごチャンネル-k3j
@いちごチャンネル-k3j 3 ай бұрын
どん兵衛ちゃん!
@BigusGeekus
@BigusGeekus 10 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't a better title for this be "I Wanna Be the Youkai"?
@lazydelibird
@lazydelibird 3 жыл бұрын
No. That's LoLK.
@tatsuru4748
@tatsuru4748 10 жыл бұрын
The name in Japanese is "Eastern First Sight Murder". EASTERN.
@OmegaTaishu
@OmegaTaishu 10 жыл бұрын
What in ZUN's name is that!? After playing this game I'm sure people will be able to walk in rainy days without getting wet
@MegaPro1997
@MegaPro1997 10 жыл бұрын
That could be awesome...
@iTheShirt
@iTheShirt 10 жыл бұрын
omg I'm in tears
@Glitchlover87
@Glitchlover87 10 жыл бұрын
OmegaTaishu You just made my day...
@TheThirdKiller
@TheThirdKiller 10 жыл бұрын
...as Impossible Spell Card nears release.
@TheThirdKiller
@TheThirdKiller 10 жыл бұрын
By the way, Heaven Mode video plz
@Chemi4001
@Chemi4001 10 жыл бұрын
If anybody want to know what bgm is Stage BGM: _Fantasy Corridor of White Silver_(Alternative age stage 3) Boss BGM: _Magician of the Twilight_(Alternative age stage 1 boss)
@shwnu2141
@shwnu2141 4 жыл бұрын
may you live a rich and successful life
@baldkiwi444
@baldkiwi444 3 жыл бұрын
thanks
@baldkiwi444
@baldkiwi444 3 жыл бұрын
also a side note they're originally from zun's strange works
@thegrouchization
@thegrouchization 10 жыл бұрын
All in all, I'm surprised that the results screen didn't come after you.
@kussakusa
@kussakusa 7 ай бұрын
この二次創作の後に東方紺珠伝が出てきたんだよな
@Karou812
@Karou812 10 жыл бұрын
I never thought a Touhou game would make me laugh my ass off
@barricade8957
@barricade8957 9 жыл бұрын
I be like 'Fuck This Shit I'm Out'..... Also, the Marisa Uppercut rage on the buttons is hilarious. 16:23 - start of the perfect run.
@tylerhall7134
@tylerhall7134 10 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: I Wanna Be The Miko
@CritzVolT
@CritzVolT 9 жыл бұрын
Ok, now who the FUCK handled ZUN *this* when he was developing LoLK? :
@TheDarkSlayer415
@TheDarkSlayer415 9 жыл бұрын
IKR?! Easy mode is like the new Lunatic mode
@Linkfan0001
@Linkfan0001 9 жыл бұрын
+The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ Junko's first spell card is the exact same in normal mode and lunatic mode... BRUH!
@user-gj1ek6hi1i
@user-gj1ek6hi1i 7 жыл бұрын
解っていても辛そうですねぇ…
@xXSpikeMLPXx
@xXSpikeMLPXx 10 жыл бұрын
ZUN: I can do this, hold my beer. Actually just let me chug it, I'll need it anyway.
@MisterTwelve
@MisterTwelve 8 жыл бұрын
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
@lukasi6688
@lukasi6688 10 жыл бұрын
Never before I laugh so hard at the pichun sound xD It's just unbelievable how the player manage to maintain his/her sanity and keep on trying. I salute the player's will. When the 1up star pops out I'm sure we all know immediately that it's an obvious trap xD And of course we are right lol Congratulations on Marisa's 2nd nonspell and 2nd spellcard, you manage to troll the troll! In the end I just hope those ending words won't fall down, or yet another pink suckerpunch pops out of nowhere.
@mizuki4002
@mizuki4002 5 жыл бұрын
Marisa's 2nd spellcard looks pretty impossible to do without that safespot.
@ivboy3300
@ivboy3300 2 жыл бұрын
Even without commentary, you can just tell the guy playing it is getting frustrated sometimes.
@ITR
@ITR 9 жыл бұрын
For some reason the bosses seem easier than the other parts of the stage XD
@LimitStuff
@LimitStuff 9 жыл бұрын
Its because of the ridiculous time limits, I guess the creator still needed the game to be beatable lol
@voodoogirl360
@voodoogirl360 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this forever ago and loved it, then lost it for the longest time because I couldn't for the life of me remember the name of it. In celebration of finding it again and to satisfy my inexplicable thirst for useless metrics, here are all of the deaths broken down by section: Brofist: 6 Aftermath: 25 Name Drop: 1 Impossi-stream: 7 Master Spark Fairies: 11 Sun Fairies: 12 Spinny Yinnies: 4 Sticky Lasers: 5 MIDBOSS - Total: 42 Undetermined/I Got Lazy: 25 Star: 4 Sunny: 7 Luna: 3 Timeout: 3 One-Up: 3 Counter FUCK: 9 Snowball Spam: 4 Sneaky Sun Fairy: 1 Ninja Barrage: 8 Dodgewall: 4 Claustrophobia: 1 MARISA - Total: 30 "surprise, bitch": 2 Nonspell 1: 6 Stellar Association: 1 Nonspell 2: 4 (2 legit, 2 from (un)safespotting ) Galaxy Cluster: 2 Nonspell 3: 1 Invalship Shoot? (I cannot figure out what this is supposed to say): 3 Nonspell 4: 3 Great Wall: 4 Supernova: 0 Timeout: 4 Admittedly this does only add up to 173, even though the end total is 220 - either there were even more deaths offscreen, or I counted wrong, but fuck me if I'm going to analyze this thing frame-by-frame a *second* time.
@siryes
@siryes 3 жыл бұрын
Don't Forget That 1-Up Gives Your Score 1,000,000
@peucoman
@peucoman 8 жыл бұрын
...only Tewi can be this evil to program a game as unfair as this!
@Kasamori
@Kasamori 8 жыл бұрын
Then you clearly didn't discover the Kaizo Mario and I Wanna Be The Guy games yet ;)
@marcar9marcar972
@marcar9marcar972 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kasamori I think you’re missing the joke
@Kasamori
@Kasamori 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcar9marcar972 At least 5 years are enough for me to get it :)
@brianvalencia1931
@brianvalencia1931 10 жыл бұрын
This is why Impossible Spell Card happened
@aliultimate009
@aliultimate009 9 жыл бұрын
This Touhou is walking on the steps of IWBTG ( I Wanna Be The Guy ) you get killed by the unknown or getting killed unfairly without any warnings & after you get killed insane number of times you'll have the chance to clear it with no mess. Edit : This is indeed very difficult but something tells me that the original Touhou is harder :)
@syrelian
@syrelian 9 жыл бұрын
+aliultimate009 Yes and no, real Touhou is DEFINITELY Fairer, and if you have skill at Danmaku games are much easier
@syrelian
@syrelian 9 жыл бұрын
aliultimate009 Have you ever PLAYED a Touhou Game? Cause if not then just trust me, its not as BS as this, and while you will die more, and lose more runs,you actually have Lives! And the Timer running out doesn't KILL you, it wins you the fight by default!, also the games are 5 or 6 stages long compared to one BS Stage so thats a reason for more overall loss, surprisingly one Touhou series mechanic that was left unaltered was that certain Spell Cards(the Special Patterns) will NOT spawn bullets within a certain range of the Player, so as to NOT have "Oh a bullet spawned in your chest, die now" moments
@StmaclGaming
@StmaclGaming 9 жыл бұрын
+aliultimate009 What makes Touhou a lot damn easier then this is the lives. Sure you'd die just as much but having more time on a boss means you have more time to learn patterns. THIS game meanwhile if you die at Marisa you have to go back to the start, you'll likely forget most of her patterns. The later parts of the game are a lot harder since you have no time to practice on it. If you released this game again but with the character having, oh I don't know, 3 lives? The death counter would probably be a third of that. (and I mean every single lost life would count as a death, not just a game over)
@aliultimate009
@aliultimate009 9 жыл бұрын
+Cloudmonkey I've played Touhou :) Some touhou games are more fair & some are overly difficult. The original games relies on your memory & timing fairly. Each one has a different system - some systems makes the game a lot easier. Some have a continue system of stage retry or in the middle of the stage.
@aliultimate009
@aliultimate009 9 жыл бұрын
but when i said i doubt it - is that because the principle of fair applies at certain Touhou games clearly but some tends to be overly difficult in a way that it needs an exceptional kind mental ( mind ) and stamina ( body ) limits to hold up to it's difficulty. I like fairly difficult games - it's awesome to play a fair danmaku ( bullet hell ) games but not in the limit where it makes your eyes explodes XD
@siryes
@siryes 5 жыл бұрын
Translation "The Game Has End" Game Over -Retry -Cant Go Back To Title -Start From Beggining -Cannot Quit The Game Graze/Cant Be Check "For Normal People" NORMAL MODE Nothing Is Normal Here "For Crazy People" CHAOS MODE Chaos Mode Dont Play Nice "For Weird People" HELL MODE Ones You Get In You Cant Go Back "For Pro Prayers" HEAVEN MODE Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Title In Game : Chaotic And Unfair S.T.G
@drewgarcia117
@drewgarcia117 10 жыл бұрын
Looks simple enough, can't wait until I can get my hands on a copy.
@ChungSeikerThatonedude
@ChungSeikerThatonedude 10 жыл бұрын
.....
@mekakushiactors7946
@mekakushiactors7946 10 жыл бұрын
Suddenly you realize that its only stage 1 out of 6 stages...
@vialle7851
@vialle7851 10 жыл бұрын
Mekakushi Actors wait, what
@mekakushiactors7946
@mekakushiactors7946 10 жыл бұрын
.... I'd play this game.... On second thought... if somebody had a download link... we might have pewds or somebody play this or somethin XD
@mekakushiactors7946
@mekakushiactors7946 10 жыл бұрын
..... But normal mode does not even exist XD I ain't putting turnips on fire the minute they try me XD
@zacharyjackson7444
@zacharyjackson7444 8 жыл бұрын
11:02 Is where I lost my shit.
@onceuponaban
@onceuponaban 8 жыл бұрын
+Very Generic Presumably, so did the player.
@DeltaEpsilon7787
@DeltaEpsilon7787 8 жыл бұрын
Clownpiece would fit well here.
@MiakiSanAgain
@MiakiSanAgain 9 жыл бұрын
JFC when 11:04 happens, you can just feel the rage and the tears from the poor dude playing the game haha tfw: you perfect this game in one try no error run hNNNN *salutes*
@user-ko3sm4hv3i
@user-ko3sm4hv3i 8 жыл бұрын
なんかボス戦より道中の方が難しい気がする(・ω・`)
@shige___
@shige___ 7 жыл бұрын
難易度は選べませんwww 主人公も選べませんwww
@gamamew
@gamamew 10 жыл бұрын
Easy < Normal < Hard < Lunatic < Extra < Phantasm < Last Word < Chaos
@HirosamaNadasaki
@HirosamaNadasaki 10 жыл бұрын
Easy < Normal < Hard < Lunatic < Extra < Phantasm < Overdrive < Last Word < Ultra < Definition of Bullet Hell < < < < < < < Chaos
@user-zi6tn2pu3b
@user-zi6tn2pu3b 8 жыл бұрын
うあああああああああ!
@SiegfriedoExMachina
@SiegfriedoExMachina 8 жыл бұрын
UAAAAAAAAAA!
@user-bv1of1sq4m
@user-bv1of1sq4m 7 жыл бұрын
しょぼ○んアクシュン
@user-us2ep5xp4j
@user-us2ep5xp4j 4 жыл бұрын
スペルカード:ありません *_※ボムで自爆できるよ!_*
@yejianyue
@yejianyue Ай бұрын
After 10 years since I last watched this, I only come to appreciate this even more. The amount of comedic timing in this single video... impeccable.
@themasterarcangel2362
@themasterarcangel2362 10 жыл бұрын
See, this is why we have things like "I wanna be the guy" and such, because we didn't want that kind of difficulty in touhou. Thing is, it happened notheless. Because yolo.
@Xport9
@Xport9 8 жыл бұрын
All the DBZ characters ain't got no shit with these guys. They are beyond planetbusters.
@evanhamilton4899
@evanhamilton4899 10 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the fist to fly back up and kill him at the very end.
@youdonotcare
@youdonotcare 3 жыл бұрын
Three Fairies of Light’s spells: Day Sign “Little Prominence” Night Sign “Decrescent Moon” Star Sign “Starlight Road” Marisa’s spells: Predicted Light “Stellar Association” Noon Star “Galaxy Cluster” Light 苻? “Impulsive Shoot” ??? “Great Wall”
@siryes
@siryes 3 жыл бұрын
what about the description difficulty?
@baldkiwi444
@baldkiwi444 3 жыл бұрын
壁符 Wall Sign
@baldkiwi444
@baldkiwi444 3 жыл бұрын
also the last spell is "Supernova"
@MisheeChan
@MisheeChan 9 жыл бұрын
Those nuclear fairies D: I would have ragequitted right away xD
@22dolls19
@22dolls19 2 жыл бұрын
11:05 angriest menu switch I've ever heard
@aoijeka
@aoijeka 4 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that when the death count appears, he didn't even dare to touch the text.
@gengarzilla1685
@gengarzilla1685 2 жыл бұрын
At 11:02 you can just _feel_ the light leave that poor player's eyes.
@SerabiiBot
@SerabiiBot 11 жыл бұрын
The songs are both from ZUN's Strange Works. The stage theme is Infinite Corridor. The boss theme is Magician of the Evening Darkness.
@fnealndknels6283
@fnealndknels6283 10 жыл бұрын
16:22 "Alright time to turn on my monitor"
@mrrp405
@mrrp405 5 жыл бұрын
That much of a god.
@MrBlue9020
@MrBlue9020 11 жыл бұрын
Spell cards: Sun Sign "Little Prominence" Moon Sign "De Crescent Moon"* Star Sign "Starlight Road" Magic Light "Stella Association" Stardust "Galaxy Cluster" Light Sign "Impulsive Shoot" Wall Sign "Great Wall" "Supernova"
@Geoff69420
@Geoff69420 9 жыл бұрын
1-UP: "Reimu-sempai, let's be together, forever and ever" (does creepy Yuno face)
@LucidGenociderDespairByDay
@LucidGenociderDespairByDay 9 жыл бұрын
This would be the result if Yukari decided to make a game.
@UraYukimitsu
@UraYukimitsu 8 жыл бұрын
I laughed more that I should have done when I saw that he died when he touched the 1 Up x)
@siryes
@siryes 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget if gives you 1,000,000 Score!
@unovi8141
@unovi8141 4 жыл бұрын
It's basically an exaggerated version of what grinding a perfect run looks like. It's pretty fascinating since grinding shmups doesn't actually look all that different from this...
@BedrockSolid
@BedrockSolid 10 жыл бұрын
Touhou Hatsumiya ~ Unreasonable Mechanism. aka Touhou Bullshit ~ U.N. Fair Marisa
@pepsiman8137
@pepsiman8137 10 жыл бұрын
and this is only stage one.
@TheLedgendHero192
@TheLedgendHero192 8 жыл бұрын
*throws this game on a counter at a store* Manager: Trying to give me a fucking seizure?
@user-us2ep5xp4j
@user-us2ep5xp4j 4 жыл бұрын
ボムで自爆は草
@user-vy3eq9gy9s
@user-vy3eq9gy9s 4 жыл бұрын
11:05今の悔しさは分かるわwwww
@W.E.N.D.I.G.O
@W.E.N.D.I.G.O 7 жыл бұрын
the reason there is no download link is that the game contains copyrighted material (sprites and music) similarly to all starmedley. Blame Zun.
@xXSpikeMLPXx
@xXSpikeMLPXx 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like this uses the actual Touhou engine as a base.
@DarkFrozenDepths
@DarkFrozenDepths 7 жыл бұрын
god dammit.. I wanted to see someone do an ultra patch on this shit....
@imaizumigumi
@imaizumigumi 10 ай бұрын
2:02 ただの妖精がマスパ打つのエグすぎるw
@siryes
@siryes 5 жыл бұрын
*SpellCard Translation Midboss Fire Sign [ Typhoon Of Blazing Sun ] Star Sign [ Scattering Shock Wave ] Road Sign [ Blossom Road Of Hell ] *Boss Witch's Maze [ Stars And Light ] Star Bomb [ Exlploding Star ] Maze Sign [ Light Reflection ] Wall Sign [ Vortex Of Wave ] [ Supernova ] Ending DEATH 220 RESULT Not Great History - I Do Not Know (This Is Really It) Graze - Unimplemented I Hope This Will Help You
@masterofall66
@masterofall66 10 жыл бұрын
Those rotating talisman bullets are really pretty
@IcyDragonPolaris
@IcyDragonPolaris 8 жыл бұрын
>tfw you'll never be as good at anything as this guy is at Touhou
@zamirmustafich1655
@zamirmustafich1655 8 жыл бұрын
fairies can shoot master spark what more do you want
@SparenofIria
@SparenofIria 12 жыл бұрын
TO ALL WHO WANT A DOWNLOAD LINK: Yuke is, by direct order of ZUN's policies, NOT ALLOWED to distribute any of his games. This includes the Danmaku All Star Medley and all of his other hack works. There will be no download link! Not would you want one with this kind of frustration.
@Anotherrandomdemon28
@Anotherrandomdemon28 9 жыл бұрын
What's the stage music for this game? I know what the boss music is, but not the stage music. Also, its funny how Marisa doesn't use a single master spark, and yet the nameless fairies do in this game.
@ajc0mics
@ajc0mics 9 жыл бұрын
"Fantasy Corridor" (also called "Infinite Corridor") from "ZUN's Strange Works"!
@Anotherrandomdemon28
@Anotherrandomdemon28 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@TheBestNedben
@TheBestNedben 10 жыл бұрын
Well, they did say it was unreasonable.
@RadioactiveBowl
@RadioactiveBowl 9 жыл бұрын
I can't even begin to imagine how good this person felt after completing this.
@GilgameshofBabylon
@GilgameshofBabylon 3 жыл бұрын
Reimu: And that's why I enforced the Spell Card system.
@0ctopusComp1etely
@0ctopusComp1etely 11 жыл бұрын
Seriously good job beating this game, bellreisa. Challenging and frustrating don't even begin to describe how infuriating it looks. Excellent work.
@julianslc07
@julianslc07 10 жыл бұрын
this was insane! Hands down to this player - REALLY
@flandrescarlet506
@flandrescarlet506 5 жыл бұрын
I fucking died at the master sparking fairies
@kordianwasala2803
@kordianwasala2803 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone dies there if you don't see it coming
@user-jz8vr7mm9k
@user-jz8vr7mm9k 2 жыл бұрын
lunatic越えて…何て言えばいいのか…
@user-iq1ht2kd1r
@user-iq1ht2kd1r 8 жыл бұрын
道中の難しさが半端ないw
@drakesdrum1
@drakesdrum1 10 жыл бұрын
I imagine this is how life would feel for a normal person trying to take part in danmaku battles in Gensokyo. gensokyo is full of cheating jerks.
@PaxtheDreamer
@PaxtheDreamer 8 жыл бұрын
It's like someone decided to use dark magic to take the phrase "fuck you" and transmogrify it into its own game.
@AzureLazuline
@AzureLazuline 12 жыл бұрын
The best part is that it's just a normal, fun boss battle at the end, with some really neat spell card designs. But that's evil in itself, because you have to go through 5 minutes of hell to get to it each time you make a small mistake.
@raulescorpio
@raulescorpio 2 жыл бұрын
It's like Lunatic Clownpiece
@Youhadabadday2021
@Youhadabadday2021 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget you also have to deal with the unique mechanic of instadeath if any phase of the fight is timed out instead of captured, making it even more stressful, and by proxy, making it artifically harder on the player's end.
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