Association Football - Harry Enfield - Mr Cholmondley-Warner

[@macshane]

Simply one of the best comedy sketches ever made.

[@michaelhill6453]

Harry at the top of his game.

[@MK-ry3lg]

@@michaelhill6453 Been an interesting 17 years.

[@joeb2487]

Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. You know? Rush goalie. Four at the back, three in the middle, two up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly. Don't quote me on that. Hm, isn't it? Marvellous.

[@andyhunt99]

Joe B I read that in Ron Manager’s voice ;)

[@MrDaiseymay]

WHEN I WAS A KID IN THE EARLY 1950'S , AND PLAYING FOR MY SCHOOL, WE ALL DID WHAT THEY SHOW HERE, THE WHOLE TEAM CHASING THE BALL ALL OVER THE PITCH. WE NEVER WON, BUT WE WERE HAPPY.

[@richardclarke376]

Even funnier today than it was 30 years ago. Might be the best sketch Harry ever did!

[@MrBirchieBirch]

I'd have to agree with that statement, tbh, although "Women, know your limits," runs a very close second.

[@richardclarke376]

@@MrBirchieBirch I don't know why but the notion of a footballer smoking on the pitch is just rib cracking funny!

[@shirleykibbie5149]

Born and brought up in Slough, have lived in the US for 26 years, my American Co workers, absolutely LOVED this!

[@danbowkett331]

This is THE funniest thing I have ever seen. Every time I watch I am crying with laughter.

[@elainebmack]

I can't stop laughing at Mr. George Banjo singing in the middle of that huge field all alone! British humor is unsurpassed. SO funny!

[@aclark903]

#GeorgeFormby

[@andymoore9977]

@@aclark903 Turned out nice again

[@Bilzmuzes]

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever watched on TV, ever. Never fails to make me cry with laughter. Brilliant.

[@yorkieelliot2487]

Used to watch these all the time years ago & loved them. But I've only now just noticed how big they've plastered the UK on the spinning globe shown at beginning of the set piece. Brilliant.

[@Subsbench]

Haha I'd never noticed that. It's the size of Africa 😂

[@RadicalCaveman]

I am American and that was bloody hilarious!

[@diamond21450]

+Michael Lubin Welcome to English humour,,,,,,

[@MrDaiseymay]

that was for real surely?

[@mred20]

The size of the U.K. at the beginning always cracks me up. It should be against the rules to score when the opposing keeper hasn't had time to put his cigarette out!

[@stevohorn]

I remember going down the pub after this was aired..and EVERYONE was talking about it. Work of genius..

[@nix4pool]

His best ever sketch, hilarious even now, remember goin on about it in work for months when first screened.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

His warm up kick gets me every time. That and "the goal keeper didn't even have time to put his cigarette out".

[@System509]

Oh man, I saw this as a kid and all I could remember was the guy with the bayonet. This is still bloody funny.

[@philipbloom]

This is simply my favourite Harry Enfield sketch ever!!

[@AMTaylor13]

The man they call "Mr Banjo", Mr George Banjo.

[@TheChugg11]

And the captain- a Mr.Charles Charlie-Charles of the Charles brothers!

[@marcmcginty3976]

Sir Harry Enfield...genius leg-end =D

[@FrankieM1974]

The beginning with the spinning globe cracks me up. Check out the size of the UK

[@dankay10]

I never ever noticed that

[@PeterZeeke]

+FrankieM1974 never noticed that before

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

if you watch old universal movies from the 50's you will notice that Japan is huuuuge compared to its actual size as the Americans wanted it's citizens to think that there was no way a tiny nation like that could keep them at war for as long as they did

[@Twirlyhead]

The equatorial Isle of Wight.

[@jackjones5954]

How the F did I not notice that I think I need to go to specsavers.

[@davidlawlor4317]

In university there was a lad who was a brilliant footballer who would revert to Charles Charlie Charles gamesmanship when we were over 3 infront. Absolutely hilarious 😊

[@alisonbrace6850]

one of the best football games ever

[@pmacc3557]

Twas a nail biting end

[@a.jamesstretton3813]

Fact is... This educational filum is far more interesting than modern fuss ball.

[@grendel2827]

Remember watching this 20 odd years ago , still as funny, love it!

[@rgrace6609]

Most lovely to watch lots of jolly young chaps playing at footing the ball. But what do I know, I'm merely a woman and I know my place. Hooray Hooray all the bally same.

[@TheChugg11]

'Women! Know your Limits' are my overall favourites (-although I love all of the Mr.Cholmondley-Warner sketches)...

[@jimquinnel7726]

Class will out, excellent comment :-)

[@someoneorother2222]

But do you think the government should go on the Gold Standard??

[@tienshin9999]

Did your husband teach you how the use the computer or did the butler write it for you?

[@almostfm]

Well, we're all glad to hear that you don't have dangerous opinions of your own :-)

[@Skiddins]

I remember watching this on Harry Enfield's programme when it was first shown and nearly pissing myself laughing.

[@stephanierichardson6031]

I can't believe I've found this classic clip 👍👍👍👍👍

[@tarrylane]

"It looks like the ball is glued to his foot". Made me cry laughing

[@stevetaylor8698]

I really like the accurate depiction of Great Britain on the globe at the beginning of the sketch (0.05).

[@PM9Video]

“It’s almost as if the ball is glued to his feet!”

[@20KBennyK]

First saw this one the plane years and years ago...one of those flights where nobody else got the headphones...we were hysterica and everyone was looking at us wondering what the hell was going on!!! hahaha

[@ebenezerhoary]

Excellent clip! One of the few football-related ones I'll happily watch!

[@reginepoulet]

How can some people not like this very strange

[@harryplummer6356]

Who knows cornfed. I guess they don't have a sense of humour - but there is no accounting for taste. Cheers!

[@bpb235]

This is a ALL TIME classic - thanks for posting !

[@KoeingseggCCM]

You know., we'd have won the Euro 2020 AND the 2022 World Cup had we had Mr. Nat "Mind your legs please" Nuthouse, Charles Charlie Charles, Wilf "Adapted to Speed" Finney, and Stan "Between the Posts" Hartley in the starting 11.

[@perryman12345]

although ive seen this before,ive had a joint tonight and nearly pissed myself, literally.

[@juffrouwjo]

Absolutely brilliant. The only football related thingy I enjoy.

[@BlatentlyFakeName]

Sadly this is still how England still play in the world cup :/

[@llynfach]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@dennisgreene7164]

I love th spinning globe at the start with Great Britain the size of Africa 😂

[@clivelinton7657]

Started very funny, ended absolutely hilarious 😂

[@RikiWhite-jx1st]

"Charles charlie charles" 😂😂😂😂 priceless.

[@tonybaird7832]

One half of the famous Charles brothers!

[@mrgeorgebanjoman]

It's great to see this again, I recall it was a fffu freezing day at the QPR ground when i did my George Formby skit, 'Your'e my favourite mother' indeed! Danny (Mr Darcy)

[@calocminted8888]

quality brilliant im 14 and i love harry enfield wt a guy

[@Thebigdog_1984]

the arsenal tactics remind me of primary school football - everyone chasing/following the ball and no positions

[@murheed1]

Best game ive ever seen

[@paulsowney771]

How. Did I ever miss this brilliant 😂😂😂

[@Jagdtoq]

Football used to be vicious, even the ball was like a medicine ball, a modern team would mostly be stretchered off before the whistle.

[@harryplummer6356]

You are right about a football. In the late 40's I had a leather ball and when it was wet it was like a block of cement.

[@williamforsyth1]

one of harrys best sketches!

[@slipknotarebest]

lmao! harry enfield and paul whitehouse, they are genious.. i love this program

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

Wilf “Adapted for speed” Finney😂

[@strike1977]

And the crowd found that most pleasant lol

[@tenseman08]

It's like watching the real Arsenal with that start to the game

[@warlockcow6891]

I don't know how I stumbled across this video but I'm glad I did! This was soo funny!

[@jim8202]

Nice to see Mr George Banjo again after all these years.

[@kevinhaggis5074]

Bloody brilliant !!!!

[@GhibliFan1]

LOL...Paul Whitehouse's side-to-side dribbling 'action'....hilarious!

[@kayrobertson5460]

Absolutely brilliant I love this video...always makes me laugh 😂😂😂❤️

[@Protectanimals-o4f]

I needed this today. This is hilarious

[@llynfach]

Christ, this is BRILLIANT.

[@kernv]

I can't believe 12 people disliked this! This was one of Harry and Paul's best ever sketches.

[@Ribbo]

clearly Liverpool fans

[@tubeyhamster]

I have only just noticed how giant the British Isles and Ireland are on Mr. Cholmondley-Warner's globe 🤣

[@VickersDoorter]

If only the premier league was like this, it would actually be interesting to watch.

[@egdapo]

this shit is absolutely hilarious..."and he's found one, and he's brought his mother to disprove it" ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

[@danielbolger007]

So so funny! Absolute genius.

[@Thebigdog_1984]

in the ammount of times ive seen the cholmondley warner sketches ive never noticed that nice eyes

[@DarthCipient]

The punch to the ref and headbutt to the goalie are fucking hilarious.

[@free..to..air..]

Yeah.. reminded me of Vinnie Jones

[@themanbearpig]

THE BEST HARRY ENFIELD SKETCH.

[@MrNooneseesme]

CLASSIC HILARIOUS COMEDY, BEFORE IT GOT REPLACED BY.............EMPTYNESS

[@MrCelroy]

+MrNooneseesme Not helped by the sacking of the Top Gear hosts.

[@duncan8238]

Not enough minorities or women in this sketch, so it couldn't be done now. Sigh.

[@MrNooneseesme]

lol

[@Gixer750pilot]

MrNooneseesme the time before big brother , X factor and strictly

[@MrDaiseymay]

THAT'S THE DEAD GREY HAND OF PC FOR YOU, WHICH, BY STEALTH, HAS SLOWLY DESTROYED THE MOST PRECIOUS EXAMPLE OF THIS UNIQUE AND WONDERFUL LAND'S GIFT TO THE WORLD.

[@أفلاكالأفكار]

LOL! The part about pushing the keeper into the goal actually wasn't far from the truth. You were allowed to check the keeper back then but they eventually outlawed it because it was causing too many injuries, like int he 1956 and 57 FA Cup finals

[@TheGroundedAviator]

+‫أفلاك الأفكار‬‎ Too bad!

[@blearghbleorgh4663]

"Liverpool may be professionals trained to the peak of physical fitness". Wait, isn't Jan Molby there?

[@mrbtapir]

remember it's a comedy show.

[@PercyOrlock]

Hes bringing his mother on to disprove it

[@DrDanielHoward]

The Cameroon (elbow incident by Cameroon player: Cameroon v. Croatia FIFA World Cup 2014) sending off tonight suddenly reminded me of the Arsenal second half tactics on this clip but now for real.

[@thrillynewt]

Im gonna watch it again. Thats what I call comedy.

[@hazardous1990]

Look at the size of the UK on the globe.

[@007hor]

Class, never noticed that.

[@63soulboy]

This still makes me laugh!

[@Suedeheadlover]

That Nuthouse. Hear he's a favourite in some parts of the world.

[@garrycunningham2948]

I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS ON THE HARRY ENFIELD SHOW YEARS AGO,ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

[@steveburrows6079]

breaks me up every time

[@garrycunningham2948]

THE HARRY ENFIELD SHOW IS HILARIOUS.THE BRITISH HAVE THE FUNNIEST SHOWS EVER,HEY MR BEAN AND BENNY HILL

[@tonypate9174]

Try You Tube for PHOENIX NIGHTS for a bit of Northern comedy , the best part is not to far from "real" life

[@shinraninja]

love the chumberwarner productions !!

[@yesthisisrp25]

this is why I love british comedy

[@TheMinxy76]

Comedy genius at its very best......unlike the rubbish they have nowadays.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

such a clichéd comment

[@garykrakow2383]

but true

[@robincurson2385]

TheMinxy76 nostalgia is not what it used to be.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

blackzed no it isn't

[@mikewilson730]

They could remake this with 1990 team eating pies and drinking lager v 2024 PL team

[@steventyreman3642]

Sheer brilliance so hilarious !😊😊😊

[@gs425]

This is how england still play. Like finney on the wing...

[@jezzaus2124]

Remember everyone doing Finney on the wing impressions. Great days.

[@Guhsteh]

4:00 Hey, it's Messi! He looks a little bit different here though, mhmmm.

[@RikiWalsh]

"Charles...charlie charles" 😂 brilliant.

[@tomgoodwin356]

ALL HAIL FINNY ON THE WING HORARY

[@garygrimmett7945]

His commentary is hilarious aswell 🤣 genius..Charles Charlie Charles 😊

[@kevinwilliams1421]

I watch this at least once a week

[@socratease1432]

Love it!

[@pritch481]

Paul's a great comedian and true Spurs supporter.

[@mig23flogger88]

Lol..Finny on the wing..doing exactly what he did before....haha ..class

[@spmoran4703]

Better than the Euros

[@pp-bb6jj]

True.

[@pierrebegley2746]

England should play more like Arsenal here. 😂

[@nullliner]

1:20 "...there's the right wing demon: Wilf 'Adapted For Speed' Finney... " XD XD XD absolute solid gold.

[@phampton6781]

4:04 Just like watching Messi.

[@garyneilson7960]

It wouldn't be the same without George Banjo

[@manicpreacher1566]

Who came here after Brazil Vs Germany?

[@woooster17]

There off...and it's a goal! Lol

[@NikaGarzo]

That is the funniest thing i have seen in a very long time!!!