The Quest for the PERFECT Monty Golf Score (both games)

[@djsterf]

GOLFBOYZ2023

[@Radioactive45]

My man wsp!

[@tobiletsplay]

W Golfers.

[@raelthyk]

THANK YOU FOR THE GUIDANCE

[@T.O.F.G]

Hi sterf

[@DarioNavarroDuran]

hello im the 6th comment, how are you 😀

[@em-u7750]

Imagine being a 5 year old at your favorite pizza place and seeing a grown man at the arcade machine taking notes for 2 hours

[@blazet2tailedfoxgirl]

Fr

[@hyokyoo]

I would be amazed at his dedication

[@LinkUnderscr]

@@hyokyoo no you fuckin ain't your 5 in thst scenario you don't care about some adult

[@crosonyconnecter]

it's giving MatPat

[@marx4538]

Polybius if he real

[@MorningDusk7734]

the ball is affected by framerate probably because the friction physics occur every frame, so it recalculates the ball's speed every frame, meaning it would go further with a lower FPS.

[@darlingdarling2943]

Correct. I always had my framerate fixed at 60 when doing speedruns (because I’ve always fixed it at 60 so my computer doesn’t melt itself) and it makes things so much more consistent and slippery

[@Jackgalaga]

wait until the security breach devs find out about delta time

[@airtoumfake]

@@Jackgalaga This kind of behavior can show up even with correct usage of delta time. It's because the physics simulation is basically lots and lots of linear approximations of real physics, and larger timesteps make the error worse in a way like this. A way to fix this would be to introduce a fixed timestep for physics frames, but I think implementing that isn't something you can do easily in Unreal Engine since the effects are usually fairly negligible, and it simplifies the game loop for code.

[@kingacrisius]

​@airtoumfake This realistically shouldn't happen with correct delta time. You would need millions of fps for pure floating point error to ever matter. They probably used deltaTime slightly incorrectly, as it is very easy to do. But realistically you should be doing physics in FIXED update steps that way this kind of thing doesn't happen.

[@scarxnnivs]

I find it so funny how Spiff's computer being way too good keeps being an issue in these videos

[@magicball3201]

It's almost like he keeps doing something the devs didn't quite intend or think the player would actually do :P

[@newmeta2668]

@@magicball3201The devs couldn't conceive anyone being able to play their game over 60fps lol

[@mxveewz]

@newmeta2668 memento mori :D

[@newmeta2668]

@@mxveewz I very rarely see anyone with the Team Annus pfp. It seems like everyone (including you) has the Team Unus one.

[@shadowspartanzeta7]

​@@newmeta2668more like team anus

[@mannofdober873]

"Gregory, what are you doing? It's 11AM and the Pizzaplex opened five hours ago!" "Hang on Freddy, I need to get a perfect score on this arcade game!"

[@elauktan816]

Gregory has his priorities

[@just_a_guy_557]

Every time i hear spiff say something like "yeah david" when talking to david baron, i have to process if hes talking to david baron or if hes finally gone crazy from all these challenges, all the clowns, all the suffering, to the point where hes lost it and is talking to himself

[@farawayxgalaxy]

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised at this point 😭😭😭

[@Brookler]

Spiff slamming the table in time with the music was top tier editing

[@AwkCrafty]

35:16 for reference

[@ciciamanda.]

@@AwkCrafty i love you

[@rixy_wolfwolfosjr9952]

Yaas

[@scientificallyaccuratespino]

@@AwkCraftythanks bro

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

I KNOWWW that whole sequence was SO perfectly done and satisfying, I watched it like 5 times😌

[@djsterf]

Maybe the Easter Egg all along was the hidden musical track unlocked by starting Hole 1 395248 times on the same trip to the Back 9.

[@swagathan5]

The man himself!

[@camronmacmillan8641]

The amount of joy I have for hearing the beat of Jort Storm in the intro is immense.

[@YourPugKing]

it’s a public beat, I’m not sure if spiff even knows it’s jort storm

[@msteerie]

@@YourPugKing he does now

[@dawnskycosmic]

I KNOWWWW! by chjance whats the name of the public beat?

[@ameliabees]

@@dawnskycosmic Lupus Nocte - Maniamaster

[@S01stice_]

jort storm jumpscare

[@powdermelonkeg]

The montage around the 35 minute mark was insane, props to the editor

[@CompoundZebra]

Me and Mochi are high fiving

[@sessan9450]

@@CompoundZebraman well done!

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

Spiffs obsession with Monty almost concerning at this point

[@pokemonbb4227]

It’s concerning your concerned

[@CompletelyNewguy]

his obsession with monty can barely be considered furry level. So I think we're okay.

[@cjyeeters8136]

Samuel L Jackson plays golf on set of every movie he works on once a week. Compared to that. This is still unhealthy

[@Skeledude_]

Its all for giga monty

[@MyDadLeftMeForMyWife]

all hail giga Monty

[@tecgoku3200]

Has anyone else noticed the high scores line up with the animatronic names? 1. FF (Freddy Fazbear) 2. MG (Montgomery Gator) 3. CC (Chica the Chicken) 4. RW (Roxanne Wolf). 5 onwards I'm unsure as to if these line up with any other characters or not.

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

So what you're saying is, Despite what she says, Roxy is not actually the best.

[@honeyybutter]

they also have cc like crying child, i noticed too

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

@@honeyybutter computer cronut

[@kidnow_squidnow]

i find it so funny that Freddy has a higher score in Monty's Golf than Monty

[@tecgoku3200]

@@lukehdarowlet9321 How dare you manipulate my words to fit your own cause. My comment merely pointed out a coincedence found within the game and I was exploring to see what other names might be on there and instead you imply that I was in any way demeriting a character based on their golfing ability. Have you considered that the real reason Roxanne Wolf does not have a higher score than Fredderick Fazbear, is that she takes her job seriously and spends less of her free time playing golf arcade games? Basing someone's worth entirely on their ability to play a single game would not be doing justice to them and I refute your claims of Roxanne Wolf not being the best. One real world example is John Ross, who set an NFL record for fastest 40 yard dash. This however did not make him the best receiver as he struggled to find a start to his career due to various injuries. Liken this to Roxanne Wolf. She may not have the highest golf minigame score but that does not mean that she is any worse than the other animatronics, nor lacks the required skill to set a high score.

[@yourlordbread77]

Spiff went from breaking this game and finding Giga Monty, to getting a perfect round of golf. The madlad!

[@rixy_wolfwolfosjr9952]

Yas

[@MythicTF2]

I have a theory as to why the ball was affected by frame rate: They probably apply a speed decrease to the ball every frame with adjustments made to make up for going over or lower than whatever frame rate they used as their reference. Because of those though, the scaling of that speed might've actually broken because of how high your frame rate was. If they want it's speed to decrease from 10 m/s to 5m/s over 1 second, you'd apply that force over however many frames are in your 1 second. At 60 fps, that'd be like -0.83 m/frame already. At 400 frames that's -0.0125 m/frame. The number is probably just so small that it got clamped and rounded up to their minimum velocity decrease, either that or their formula for doing that breaks and isn't linear, exponentially decreasing speed as you reach higher and higher fps. NOTE: I have no actual way to know for sure IF the game is doing this type of stuff, but it'd be my best guess as how the ball's speed would be affected by frame rate and would be slower on higher fps.

[@monkatraz]

My thoughts are similar - it's really hard to get completely FPS resistant physics... I suspect "proper" golf games calculate the balls trajectory in one shot rather than simulating it like here

[@The_Lord_of_Cryptids]

My thought was that there might be some kind of friction calculation going on when in contact with the ground or walls that the increased fps causes to happen too much, that'd be why some levels are affected more then others, they have more time in collision with an object.

[@MasterAirscrach]

Kinda close, unreal is a physics engine, not a game engine, so while it can calculate perfect physics (mainly friction forces on the ball, hence why lower fps is faster rolling and slower airborn), when running at high fps it has very little time to calculate each physics timestep (cpu cant keep up with gpu), reducing the fps gives the cpu more time to calculate, giving more accurate physics. this means that its somewhat random device to device and that the sweet-spot fps wise is different per device. Also this could all be ignored if steel wool stopped being lazy and actually made a deterministic simulation for the golf game. (note: I'm a games programmer not a physics expert so this might not be 100% accurate)

[@karimalramlawi7228]

​@@MasterAirscrachi do agree, as an engineering student it has to do with making frames as a timestep in mathematical calculations. So if in the studio they lock it to 100 frames then maybe they make the game think that every frame is 10 milliseconds (only in physics simulation) So if you have 1000 frames and the ball is flying then the ball will fall 10 times faster because you have gone to for example 1000 milliseconds of physics simulation While actually it's been 10 milliseconds Now the initial conditions(ball power launch, friction constant, etc) are the same ,it could be that some variables like you said friction in general a major factor Or that friction is the most significant other than power and ball roll speed

[@neoqwerty]

@@MasterAirscrach It'd be fine if Steelwool just capped their stuff at a default and told people "if you uncap it physics will go cray, it's on you then, this is designed for 60FPS". 60FPS is how we've rolled for most of gaming once we moved out of 30FPS console-friendly modes.

[@CcOsito31]

Spiff is the definition of determination. I’m surprised you did this. Congrats!

[@salthentheoriginal5978]

He is the new markiplier for Fnaf. New gen.

[@matthewbirster5847]

Undertale?

[@JackO_kidplosion]

​@@matthewbirster5847real

[@Pizzaetertje]

*d e t e r m i n a t i o n*

[@IdkIdk-tg1fm]

No raise for riggy

[@tophatfriendly6274]

i hope spiff uses the calamity soundtrack more, it especially fits when golfing for over 4 hours

[@markonciox2353]

MK DOKURO screaming in your ear really sets the tone for such an intense activity

[@Shapiritito]

Incredibly diverse and every song is a banger. Really needs to be a more popular album

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

Spigg going insane over seemingly impossible (or at least wack) challenges is good for the brain chemicals Probably not his ones, but it is for mine as a viewer The sacrifice is much appreciated, Spiffman

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

So true😭😭😭 The viewers: “Call an ambulance… but not for me”

[@user.dsntmtter]

The United States harasses victims of deviant sadistic abuse by pedophiles who are misusing the technology they have access to in the military. They are using technology that is meant to keep Americans safe to spy on children, show them deviant content through hacking their devices, and touch them inappropriately or drug them. Victims of this crime are raped and abused and then as they get older are then stalked and harassed both on and offline by creeps that are helping their friends get away with their crimes. They sabotage the lives of their victims to make them as hellish as possible, and some victims don’t even know they’re victims because much of the rape happens when they are drugged or asleep. The only reason you may know is because they may leave behind physical evidence like body fluids, bruises, or scratches. The men who do this think that they can shame their victims into silence because some of the actions are coerced. They think that the more depraved they can be with innocent children the more likely they will be too ashamed to speak out. At least some men with access to this technology are using to abuse and rape children. The victims are left with little recourse because of ten they won’t know who raped them. They try to invade every facet of their victims' lives to try to shame and mock them into silence.

[@kassandrajewell5366]

I love the Jort Storm audio in the background of the intro while he talks and explains what his plan is :3

[@picklechip7]

its not the original

[@Hoe_man-0001]

JORTHULU

[@cultofquinn]

leave it to spiff to do LITERALLY everything in security breach. top tier content

[@victor_e_dafeet8218]

40:27 these were the real Monty feet we needed all along, to repair not just him, but ourselves.

[@Tesuwu]

An almost 46 minute masterpiece of just golfing, crazy dedication

[@GlitchyPixExtra]

Shoutouts to Mochi for the montage, that was simply incredible (and shoutouts to Connor on the rest of the editing, I always enjoy seeing the Pepes and the colour commentary)

[@thesteamengineer442]

Oh god it's everywhere. The intro uses the Jort Storm sample, and I hear it everywhere now

[@abaddonarts1129]

Physically can't unhear the Jort Storm lyrics in my head with the music used at the start of the video. Also I have to say that's a BANGER thumbnail Spiff

[@MilkIsMilkisMilk]

The god damn Jortstorm instrumental at the start. THE GOD DAMN JORT STORM.

[@mikewazowski8075]

The sheer volume of the things in this game that are tied to FPS is incredible. Congrats on playing the perfect game of Montgomery Gator's Gator Golf

[@anannanas8118]

JORTSTORM!!!

[@furbyenjoyer1312]

my first thought 😭😭

[@JJRibbit]

JORTS! THEY’RE THE NEW SENSATION

[@kjl_productions]

JORTSTORM!!!

[@tanko131]

IT WAS IN THE OTHER VIDEO TOO I JUST DIDNT BELIEVE IT

[@sharkylady]

YEAHHH... I WAS ALSO VERY DISTRACTED BY IT...

[@OptimalLeisure]

The video opening with Jort Storm on in the background is certainly not what I was expecting from Spiff, but it was more than welcome.

[@hyahymnal]

Skill and dedication of a master. I appreciate your tenacity of these challenges! Gator Golf! Gator Golf!

[@ChandimExtra]

Congrats Spiff! I just wanted to say that you listening to the calamity OST on stream made my day because I love the mod and soundtrack is amazing!

[@FOXTROTten10]

Been waiting for spiff to try this, only thing that we need now is spiff to grind balloon world without the glitch thing and try and get a very high score, it gets very difficult.

[@austria-hungary]

Roar of the Jungle Dragon playing as he finally hits Hole 1 is really good timing

[@oscarcurrie7147]

I saw the title and thought it would be a fun Spextra's video, but I'm so glad it's a main channel video instead. Thanks Spiff, for the hours of content you provide so regularly

[@darnwaffles7712]

obsessed with jortstorm being the soundtrack in the beginning. not even a minute in and I'm already cackling like a crazy person

[@Hoe_man-0001]

JORT STORM! JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT! JORT STORM! IT'S A CATEGORY FIVE!

[@foxfox9101]

gotta love all spiff content and how much work he puts into it

[@Ban-zx9se]

The golf grind montage at 35:07 was so good. Props to non_mochi for the excellent timing and flow.

[@ReActivee]

I SWEAR STEELWOOL MADE IT IMPOSIBLE TO GET A HOLE IN ONE IN MOST MAPS JUST TO PISS US ALL OFF

[@SOULular]

steel wool moment

[@drpibisback7680]

Given the amount of crunch issues they had, it seems entirely plausible that Monty Golf was never even tested and it's down to luck that every hole was actually completable, let alone able to be done in one.

[@ReActivee]

@@SOULular FR

[@limitlesspolo6682]

@@drpibisback7680 Speaking on SB only, yes probably, there was no way they tested for hole 2. It made it much more fun to get all of them though

[@Bitvivid]

bro turn off the caps lock key. its not that serious lol

[@NyxyShark]

hearing Spiff enthusiastically talking about how to hit a hole in one on stage one while rotjd was playing in the background was oddly inspiring to hear

[@DreamyToast1]

When spiff started playing the calamity music this officially became the most intense game of golf to ever exist

[@GreyscaleW49]

The intro music drove me slightly mad, because it's the music used as the backing track to Jort Storm, by Slimecicle, so hearing it in the wild is, well, wild.

[@limitlesspolo6682]

Hello, it's the guy who made the SB golf video, I tried to write a comment earlier but I think it didn't send cause it had a link in it. Really cool to see this video, shame I missed the stream it was a part of, here are the things I wanted to say in my old comment: 1) I was running the game at 144 fps 2) watching spiff frame by frame a video I made is one of the most surreal things I've seen 3) not enough funky music is shown in your video 4) this was almost certainly much faster than however long it took me 5) thanks "Bag_O_Dirt" for telling everyone to sub to me at 14:11 6) this was absolutely not cheated. there was no debug menu, and all shots were done from the start, even the ones where it said higher than one (it was not done in a singular run however)

[@BluePoloYT]

Can confirm 👍 was there 😅

[@picknmix2246]

The Jort Storm music at the start of the video is SENDING ME! Also epic video as always Spiff! Love to see it!

[@TCAudio]

the golf grind montage at 35:04 was some of the best editing I've seen in a spiff video yet. It was unfathomably hard

[@focal_13]

As a calamity mod nohitter, these tracks bring back traumatic memories, despite them being absolute bangers.

[@shadowspartanzeta7]

Same

[@shadowspartanzeta7]

Except instead of no-hitting I did infernum

[@draven5406]

I know slimecicle got the backing for jort storm from the same company that spiff gets his audio from by I for a good 10 seconds thought he was just rocking the jort storm instrumental on a random fnaf vid LOL

[@DarioNavarroDuran]

I’ve never been more entertained seeing someone calculating physics in a minigame about golf in a virtual game

[@zekeram129]

I was immediately shot in the face by the royalty-free song used to make Jort Storm right there at the start of the video

[@Cosmic11037]

I loved this stream, but my mother wasn't the happiest when I told her I spent 4 hours watching someone play a golf mini game 😂😅(I joined at the start of the Ruin holes lmao)

[@PennyTheLesbianWitch]

I love the choice of jort storm as the intro song

[@LampTwiceOver]

Jortstorm... The best crossover we never knew we needed.

[@sedrickdiggory2464]

Finally caught an AstralSpiff stream. He spent three hours trying to beat a single golf hole, great entertainer he is!

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

bro dropped the hardest monty golf edit and thought we wouldn’t notice

[@stefdatboi1481]

The calamity mod music just made the run so much better, it must’ve made Spif better at the game

[@shadowspartanzeta7]

As an ex infernum player I can confirm that the Calamity ost makes you better at gaming

[@nameless......................]

​@@shadowspartanzeta7the 'the only thing they fear is you effect'.

[@Kwraker]

Legit the best possible music to do anything like this to was the Calamity ost. Great pick Spiff, love your content :).

[@thecriiptiid]

immaculate use of jort storm, always thrilled to hear it

[@real-Igon]

Jort storm playing at the start for some reason made my day

[@jaydee3055]

Absolute respect for using Jort Storm instrumental at the start !!

[@thewes77]

Calamity soundtrack is my workout music. Great to see it helped you focus instead of jam^100.

[@Will_TheCryptid]

Never did i realize so many Charlie Slimecicle fans watched Spiff, for thoes who thought of Jort Storm, so did i

[@covereye5731]

This was such a comforting watch. I don't imagine you would, but I would enjoy seeing you get all hole in ones in other golf games and games that have a golf minigame.

[@NOTHINGTOSEEAHAHAH]

35:06 THIS MONTAGE GOES SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOCHI DID SUCH A GOOD JOB OMG

[@SketchUT]

The face I made when I realized Jort Storm is the bg music… I love KZbin sometimes, it’s the land of crossovers of my favorite creators. Like I just came from a Sorry video-

[@synphoria4138]

I have literally hundreds of hours on calamity mod, favourite game ost of all time. Never expected it to be in a spiff video, literally shook when I heard him say terraria calamity mod ost

[@hyde312]

I love that you put Jortstorm in the background of the intro.

[@zjawa9884]

OMG, the intro is the instrumental to Jort Storm by Slimecicle!!!

[@TheCollectorMagnolia]

Wow! I can’t wait to get the Monty claws too! Thank you for this easy guide on getting the Monty claws!

[@ColorWheel87]

He could open that gate if he had Monty’s claws 😔

[@MysticNinTorres]

All it takes to get Hole-in-Ones is patience and determination, and I congratulate Spiff for grinding such an accomplishment.

[@ayandragon2727]

Don't forget jungle inferno

[@captaintsubasa7387]

I don't know if this has been said enough but I really enjoy how the editor edits these videos, I especially enjoy when there are montage scenes and the video syncs its beat to the audio

[@_Bexx]

This is the second video I saw today that has Jort storm in it and that fact spigg if one of the videos makes me happy

[@vegancardigan]

I love it how in the end you did the whole course in 1 song, and it was yharons theme

[@Monado-th8jl]

Just wanna mention the opening uses the same backing theme as Slimecicle's "Jort Storm".

[@bottlefloater5013]

yep

[@Hoe_man-0001]

It's coming and it's a category five

[@Blackrose31694]

Jort storm instrumental playing in the background is everything tbh

[@Jossywooo]

It can't just be me but is that Jort Storm in the beginning of the video?? That's awesome dude

[@stcago19]

the song at the start of the video threw me off cause I knew I recognized it from somewhere, and then I realized… it’s the song that Charlie Slimecicle used for the backing track of Jort Storm….

[@Sakuracat11]

It's been a while since I've laughed this hard. The golf montage towards the end was wonderfully edited.

[@ldkman.]

The music you use at the start is the same music slimecicle used for his song jortstorm

[@alexandergoodman5014]

I have to say, spiff spending hours trying to shave one stroke of an obscure golfing minigame in a dlc of like the 20th installation in this franchise a) makes for the best montage ever and b) makes me think the marathon is going to go up to a minimum of thirty hours after this.

[@Adriethyl]

sb is actually fnaf9 lol

[@connorgillmore871]

JORTSTORM JORTSTORMS COMING TONIGH

[@sagoson]

The music at 32:34 playing over gameplay of mini-golf is hilarious to me, like how insane must the golfing be to warrant a song that intense

[@corvidKinq]

I can't hear that royalty free song used in the intro without thinking about jorts storm now

[@Charliehotdog79]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT THE MONTY CLAWS AND GOT THE SUPER DUPER SECRET ENDING WHERE ALL THE ANIMATRONICS WENT FOR A PICNIC!

[@Gamer-ct6hb]

I didn't expect I would like watching this ball moving around as much as I did.

[@cratchap926]

Oh my god!!! I love how, t he entire fecking multimission, open-world horror game just gets sidelined by THE ABSOLUTE MOST RANDOM things for security breach!!! 😂😂🤣😂😂

[@place_for_nick257]

0:14 JORTSTORMS COMING

[@Tism_boy-hv8sz]

People who don't know: ???

[@girall.]

calamity soundtrack and golf are two things i never thought would go good together but here we are

[@vgcontroller101]

Didn't expect a Jort Storm jumpscare in the intro lol

[@JonTheFin05]

jortscare

[@vgcontroller101]

@@JonTheFin05 I thought about that after I commented lol.

[@nerdycatstudios4740]

sent this vid to someone and they legit started singing calamity at 43:30 thanks for being the vibe of the year spiff!

[@5MadMovieMakers]

You're a verified superstar

[@MegidolErin]

I love that *after* already establishing that FPS affected the ball in SB he went back to saying it wouldn't do anything in Ruin

[@arandompeng]

If I had to guess how often the game calculates air resistance and friction is dependent on the FPS, causing it to slow the ball down much faster at higher framerates.

[@Artificial_Unintelligence754]

When he put on the calamity music I I felt a happiness like no other

[@Airdown]

That montage at 35:05 was a perfect hole-in-one

[@samanthadfk6569]

39:36 spig:”i have a new idea” Universal collapse starts playing

[@ryancullison3374]

35:30 I love how he makes an edit for the ball 😂

[@jarontrox2614]

If theres 9 holes, theres a goal -Astralspiff, the art of getting all hole in ones in FNAF Security Breach

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

Spigg wants to fill Monty’s holes.

[@Danpg79]

Ayo 🤨🤨

[@Vixe007]

📸🤨

[@Marshmaline_Pup]

First from the stream, now the Jortstorm jump scare returns. Gotta love it.

[@MillyOne3]

Congrats on the monty claws!

[@siretoad]

Calamity mod OST is such a W choice, one of the best game OSTs out there and it’s a mod for a preexisting game lmao

[@TheTbrWolf]

I’m loving Connor’s commentary 😂

[@CompoundZebra]

Shhhhhhhhh