Attack Us LOSE Do Nothing Still LOSE - MTG Standard

[@wardoge]

I knew as soon as I saw golgari this would be a fat loss situation. Wizards never lets golgari play upto its potential.

[@zlkanglwrth2776]

I am testing golgary today and I noticed this. Forced losses for me or the opponent

[@chrisquint3656]

@@wardoge they do when they’re up against my janky azorious deck. You can thank mono black magic for putting me on the dollmaker/three blind mice combo lol.

[@ethanlantz67]

New drinking game, take a shot every time he says, "In any case." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Braindizruptor]

this video is why i love this channel, bcuz he doasnt cut out the completely rigged screw over what this game is and shows how you get fked 3,4,5 turns in a row with a good deck - i hate all those creators that only show the wins and cut maybe 2 hours of the gameplay out where they got fked. probs to you senpai.

[@PKer87]

100% agree. As much as I enjoy magic overall and play some arena, it feels NOTHING like playing physical decks against random opponents. Every time I put in some arena time I feel completely cheated, to the point where i build decks and never play them which feels much better. Seeing channels that seem to show win after win after win in a clearly rigged matching system is annoying!

[@hashtagunderscore3173]

I agree also. The thing is, don't take Arena Seriously. I make it to mythic almost every month in the first few days by gaming the system (basically, the reason Aggro decks are always played is because the game is over usually in the first 3 turns. If you play these kind of decks even with a 50% win ratio, you will level up much faster than a control deck with a 70% win ration, but takes 30 minutes per game). Once I am at the numbered mythic rank, I just troll all the players who take this game seriously. (you know, breaking the server, making games last for hours, etc.) This game is a joke. It's actually fun when your objective is not to win, not even to make the other person quit, but to make the other person play long enough to think they had a chance at winning, but in reality, they had no chance the entire time. I wish I could change my username to third rate MTG Arena troll, but Wizards won't allow it.

[@MTGoriginal]

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[@shanehare5954]

I swear there is something wrong with the shuffler because I watched CGB play a 26 land 60 card deck with ramp in it get mana screwed back to back and it's been happening to me as well

[@jvfalves]

BRAZIL MENTIONED, NUMBERO UNO!!!!!!

[@Mezase]

Golgari!!! What a time to be a time. And yes, it's poop time ☕

[@richardgalsworthy35]

Fun deck. If you really want to do something degenerate with an obliterator fight deck, put in 2 roaming thrones. Turn 4 play thrones name Phyrexian. Turn 5 obliterator tail swipe. Lots of permanents to sacrifice even if you fight chod. Had Op sack 23 permanents last week

[@djmro]

is a bad deck. not competitive hace much fails this deck. not massive removal 1 winning condition for mi opinion its a 5 points deck.

[@edwinramirez1019]

This happened to me the other day. I lost 10 permanents from the fight mechanic combo with phyrexian obliterator, which completely erased my board.

[@igoricek9617]

Hi!, great deck! watching you suffer is the best thing on the internet. it lights my day and makes it bareable.

[@vca73]

Best video yet!

[@Smuckbuck1]

Took a shot after every “In any case”.. I’m drunk now. In any case great build looking forward to new set builds!

[@ThorsDecree]

My man! Notepad++ is the best text editor :D

[@Gbmser2]

In a midrange deck you need to play 25 lands so you don't get manascrewed all the time 🤗

[@chad.savage]

Made a deck like this last year. Super goofy and fun

[@Just_Kabel]

Brawl is a fun format to watch, but as a fellow Historic enjoyer, I like to get ideas from this videos

[@hasegawamusic3931]

Brazil mentioned 🎉🎉🎉❤❤

[@edwinramirez1019]

The best videos are when you play the most absurd decks. The kind with 100 triggers on the stack or infinity.

[@chrisquint3656]

Gotta be careful of those triggers… I’ve had a few games forced into a draw because I had too many “must” triggers on the stack

[@osvaldoprado9906]

9:51 Yes, I was so tired like a year ago and stop playing this shT, but from time to time I watch your videos because you are funny.

[@kyleabriol8540]

algorithm boosting comment lets go bois

[@CucumberJosef]

as a german, i can just say: I love you too senpai

[@zeo4481]

Me when 18 lands : " Waaa Wizards mana scrues me waaa"

[@PKer87]

The only deck worth playing in this system is 54 islands 4 treasure hunts and 2 of those blue yobbos that have win condition on library search. The draw system and mulligan system never lets me down. And then they match you against a library search and steal deck, but hey.

[@myk80824]

lore drop= sensei might have a little french blood lmao

[@massacritica5135]

i like the big black decks

[@ryanc3201]

Ahh, another day, another poop, and another Qwazar video. Let's go boys!

[@znzn6362]

historic statue please 6:52

[@Yuvihakla]

POV: your playing with this deck... oh cool you have a 1243252/12512464 creature... i guess i'm dead! SIKE! tail swipe with sheldred...

[@hiddenknowledge6333]

I think you should take our arena and add preacher of the I didn't read

[@JaredJuetten]

I swear that Wizards Arena gives you LESS good draws if you just haven't paid for it or haven't lost 3 of your last games in a row. Then they pity you and give you a win, then back to losing because mana screwed or flooded. No in between.

[@deegee6184]

May I interest you in a funny card for this kind of deck? Two words... Smuggler's Surprise!

[@Conward632]

Video Idea: Doppleganger - God Pharaoh's Statue.

[@EpicMTGMusic]

ok... now i need tissue paper.

[@miskatonicuniversityavclub202]

It mostly hurts only when you lose to idiots with all removal in their deck or straight net decks. I don't mind losing to smart plays but when rng gives idiots a win I sucks. Especially when the rng really doesn't feel that r...

[@skizzot91r]

I need you to make a Bolas deck!

[@absentahc3007]

if you like no interaction games, wait for the next week red leyline decks

[@richardghizzonijr7651]

Why don't you do some drafts?

[@whatevernotmatter18347]

man, youre hilarious

[@MrHarvP]

You don't actually play other people on Arena. You play against the shuffler. Almost every game I play is a blow out either for or against. A close game is a rarity.

[@evanmcc2000]

Brawl

[@Pangolinz]

Obliterate

[@Wealth.mindset01827]

why are you always in plat

[@JaredJuetten]

Wait... are you not German? Where are you?

[@Goldy01]

Latvia

[@aldruhn3]

phyrexian obliterator is the perfect example why this game is balanced like crap. You have the right card in hand to kill or exile it, nothing happens. You don't have it, you auto lose

[@JasonCleeveJAFC]

Further proof that wizards of the coast rigs and cheats the game. Wizards always lets opponents to cheat and gives them the advantage.

[@plantbased54789]

BO3

[@nuckinfutzsf822]

Real Chads play BO1

[@marioponce3018]

xD

[@insomniagaming9588]

he leveled it up, while you were insulting ze germans, ja!

[@obeliskjiren9129]

Is “In any case” a filler phrase where you are from lol. I laugh every time you say it because you say it so much in your videos never heard it so much before you.

[@OniTreefolk]

More original jank. Any format. Use less staples.

[@vaimast]

Im a better man and in anycase im great

[@himetex]

Historic and Brawl are the only interesting ones, Standard is the most boring to watch

[@djmro]

this deck dont work dude is just for fun is not competitive . vs control you don win simply for fun not competitive

[@lilwillywilly]

Maybe you’ll get a land if you say something nice about wizards 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

[@OMNIDC13]

Just play some Bs you want to play. Or play cards that just spite your opponent. Everyone hates being thoughtseized. lmao.

[@Alfreduss]

You need better skills so you can draw better 😅

[@aerolineasdb687]

Do it 6:54