AUDIO RP | Baking With Your Shifter Crush [F4A]

[@ezzi3]

GUYS WE GRADUATED

[@Wompwompthefifth]

Tears of joy🥹❤️

[@Gr3mlinfloof]

PFFFHAHAH LMFAOOO indeed we have 😭💀💀

[@thepsychokiller-l6s]

1:43 - at this point she says that our home feels warm and then says it feels very us so technically she days that we make her feel very warm - she is also undeniably in love with us!!!

[@kayleethomas1202]

“ don’t make me pick you up and move you… We both know we I already can” CLAIRE🛐

[@blythepineda9929]

Claire's laugh. That laugh is everything. Ranger is a D&D fan. That. Is. Lovely.

[@johnnyoverheaven2045]

BAKING DATE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! And Claire is our “Shifter Crush” now! (As if she hasn’t been since the beginning) Of course Ranger is a D&D nerd

[@aaliward]

WE’VE BEEN UPGRADED TO CRUSH 🥹

[@huma.n.]

who’s counting the number of ruined kisses 😩

[@huma.n.]

2:08 now Claire knows what Isiah looks like!

[@SamRTw]

Chekov's gun perhaps? Maybe we'll get a crossover between Rachelle/Doll and the rest of Glenwood

[@toxicq5330]

@@SamRTwthat’s what I’m hoping for. Like an audio with Ranger titled, “Reuniting with an old friend,” or something like that

[@CrimsonWrites]

AHHH THE SLOWBURN IS FINALLY BURNING MY CLAIRE RANGER HEART GONNA EXPLODE I NEED MY FLUFFY DUCKS TO SMOOCH

[@RoboKoopa123]

Claire's laugh is so beautiful and wholesome! I love seeing how she's come to let some walls down around Ranger, this is the sweetest slow burn ever!

[@theobsessivewoman]

OMG HER LAUGH I'M MELTING WOMEN HELP MEH!!!!!!

[@huma.n.]

give me an hour of claire and you’ll never see me complaining 🥹

[@afiows]

i'm sick of the universe stopping them!! LET THEM BE HAPPY

[@birdontheinternet]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, EVERYONE REMAIN FUCKING CALM

[@Parapsychotic89]

Oh Hell, it's here! Nobody panic, we're finally getting somewhere! C'mon Khakis, we know you can do it!

[@RAHHHHH-sw7rb]

16:54 HER LAUGH OMG I CANTTT ❤️❤️

[@theobsessivewoman]

GOD DAMMIT COOKER ALARM! WE WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬

[@samanthahaecke805]

Okay this may be stupid but I think if the ranger collects pop tabs or rocks or something Claire would secretly add to that collection every time they go over to the ranger station or house or whatever

[@zeeba3999]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!! BAKING AUDIOOOOO! *post audio* Chloe is gonna kick Ranger's ass for not confessing yet, but WHO CAN BLAME THEM THAT LAUGH WAS SO PURE!! Commentary below, as always: Claire McKenzie Greene, you were late? Shame lol (The fact she shifted cause it was faster is adorable though lol) Did both of y’all turn up messy from the outdoors? Lol (“I’ll let it go when I’m six feet under” - I’m dying 🤣) Oh hey, Ranger has a nice place? Good for them lol (Wonder if they cleaned up for Claire? 😏) Awwww, work environment vs home environment contrast 💙 (Knick knacks are the best) OH MY GOD THEY WERE SUMMER CAMP BUDDIES?! AHHHHH SO CUTE!! LET HER LOOK RANGER! SHE DESERVES THE “EMBARRASSING PHOTOS” TOUR! 🤣 Ignored in favor of pissing you off lolol Oh, PLEASE pick them up and move them 😏 🤣 Ayo? 👀 (SHE MOVED SIMON?! DAMN GIRL!) Hahahaha, you just want an excuse to toss them. ELF COSTUME?! TIEFLING?! OH MY GOD RANGER’S A NERD YESSSSSS!! We need a DnD audio with Ranger. Abby hosting a local one-shot, maybe? Ranger loves the Pack and loves baking, don’t worry lol OH CLAIRE I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SUGGEST BAKE AND BREAK TO A BAKER! (Honestly, I use both lmao But Ranger sifted their flour, they’re definitely the more “homemade or death” type) To be fair: Baking is a bit more flexible than some realize. Environmental factors, adjusting recipes, sometimes you gotta be able to adjust on the fly lol (Like realizing humidity outside will absolutely affect your bread dough. Every time.) Ooof, a mood - being outside the comfort zone is already tough, but being on the spot also sucks. Ranger is loving this. Claire just wants to throttle them lol Pffff “You’re in charge, you get the blame” - classic. HAH! RANGER WITH THE APRON COLLECTION! (AYO YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THEIR BIRTHDAY?! 👀 👀) (Fun fact: I never use one while baking. Too lazy to find one every time lol) Ranger, you don’t know her birthday? For shame. lol AHAHAHAHAHA GIVE HER THE PAWS ONE! 🤣 Claire has “I can throw you around” and “You’re not funny” remarks. Ranger has dog jokes lol (One year, Claire is gonna get a dog stress toy. And then Ranger is gonna give her the actual gift after lol) They absolutely do, don’t test them lmao “What kind of cookies are we making?” “Yes.” Oooh, peanut butter cookies are so good! 💙 OH FUCK YEAH DUMPSTER COOKIES! 8D (Claire, you’re so mean 🤣) Awww, they’re learning lolol Claire been doing blood magic again? Those turn the fingers black after a bit, right? (Was that what held her up at work? Creating supplemental blood?) Dry ingredients are probably the best option for a newbie. lol Oi, you’re more likely to brown butter than burn it lol (Don’t ask me how many times I’ve done that on accident. Or made it blow up in the microwave - those little rubber covers are a godsend) Hah! Called it. (Also love that they’re bonding 💙) OH SO YOU KNOW YOU OVERWORK YOURSELF! *furiously writing down Blood Mage lore* ….Claire, how often have you used a glamour to hide the eyes? Ohoho, Claire made them breakfast, huh? 😏 (That’s one of her love languages, right?) This is honestly really fascinating, and I love that she’s comfortable enough to talk about it with Ranger. Oh, Lydia taught her the glamours? (Aww, the insecurity mention 🙁 Claire… Proud of you for recognizing it, but also feels) Ranger, you’re being too complicated with that explanation lmao Scoop the dough up onto a rubber spatula, “fold” it on top like you would a piece of paper you’re folding in half. (Also, it’s literally fancy mixing. Usually for whipped items, delicate stuff. You can just mix chips lol) Aaaaand, boom goes the flour cloud lmao Claire laughing is officially sunshine incarnate oh my goddddd 💙 I’m in love 🥰 Definitely save the clean-up for after the cookies are made. You’ll get messier again, guaranteed lol RANGER THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY CHIPS! EVEN FOR DUMPSTER COOKIES! 🤣 (Okay, maybe a bit for dumpster cookies) Lollll welcome to the downside of baking: So many dishes. More than your dishwasher can hold. (Worth it) Complaining to complain is good for the soul lol Awww, Ranger’s special 💙 (“Usually the person I’m complaining about” 🤣) CLAIRE NEEDS THIS TIME TO BITCH FREELY! WE LOVE IT! The fact she didn’t notice her hands shifted back cause she was having a good time 💙 Oh damn, is she gonna tell them about the scars? 😯 …Gonna be honest, that was probably a nicer snarky response than she would have usually given to them asking. Growth! Awww, poor Claire 🙁 Hitting that level of vulnerability, accepting it for yourself and not just the others… shit’s hard. Especially facing it more than others do, every day. Oh my god she’s telling them 😯 Ranger trying to be supportive and Claire being open but also setting her boundaries is just… 🥺 (Major respect to Ranger for not asking to see, and just treating it like she can be comfy on her time, not theirs) The kick was deserved, it’s how they show affection to each other lol DAMN IT OVEN, YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TIMING! AS ALWAYS! Ranger, are you telling Claire she can stay the night? 👀 (AHHHH THEY DID!!! YES YOU TWO SHOULD HANG OUT AND HAVE BREAKFAST TOGETHER!!) Claire gets a cookie? Lol (Baker’s rights, you get “test samples” lol) Yessss, tell the Tiefling story lmao Hahaha, Claire was ready and determined to get that story out of them, one way or another lol

[@Katie-zq2rv]

Ohh the dropping the flour joke very classic 😂❤❤ and Claire laughing ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Mr_kendo]

I think this was first time we heard Claire laugh, her laugh is so beautiful and the story about the glamour magic and her scars🤌🤌 Keep on good work❤

[@JakeSm4sh]

About time we get upgraded to crush. THANK GOD! I WAS GOING TO SCREAM IF WE WEREN'T!!!!!

[@igniteous13]

YES FINALLY ITS CRUSH! not rival not friend, CRUSH!

[@August-ri4vp]

I wouldn't say that if I ..... *Beeeeep* Bro this is too slow of a slow burn I can't take it anymore.

[@JuliaDuarte626]

A date with Ranger & Claire AND a Schitt's Creek reference?! Dang we get spoiled with this one 😍

[@M0DIDDLY]

"You just look so stupid" *Me without any flour on me -_-

[@TheBottegaChannel]

I called it! Ranger collects knick knacks and tchotchkes! 😂

[@genreboy3802]

They're banter is very fun to listen to. 😁

[@huma.n.]

finallyyyyy we’re talking about the glamor!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSS!!

[@silverethereal2715]

I think we're in the final stretch amigos.

[@moke5813]

no way!! i am literally making cheesecakes right now😮‍💨✨✨ blessed🤩 and can i just say "ranger" being into dnd is like the best reference ever

[@sethfagan1584]

Wow. I really thought for a second that Claire and The Park Ranger were really going to kiss, just for a second.

[@minithanos5906]

IM GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM JOY🤩🙏🏾

[@_Dogberry_]

Let’s fucking go boys. Shifter crush

[@Giggerbread]

I PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THIS

[@smolandangeryandgay7662]

i dint CARE if im at work rn i MUST watch this RIGHT NOW

[@Wolflord_11]

And I didn’t even have to get out the blowtorch to burn down the kitchen to keep the slow burn going

[@Madeline-xf1ct]

No please don’t, the cookies are probably still in there Edit: sue me, food is more important than the slow burn

[@DarkAngel-fu8op]

POV: not me picturing that moment when Claire is laughing and just falling more in love with her 🥰

[@Storm__Bound]

Instant favorite! Ranger, like any other truamatized gay, likes tieflings is very fitting Im just now realizing Claire is staying over and I am SCREAMING

[@REDB00TS]

We just ranked up homies 😂

[@RAHHHHH-sw7rb]

SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE ICON OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!

[@stonecarrier2688]

Ranger is a D&D nerd.....they have my vote

[@Maxy-qj7ni]

Never clicked a notification faster

[@biggestsunshinekin]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF YESS CLAAAIIRRRERE PLEASEEEEEEE

[@Fritz_Xray]

Man, ranger's story really reminds me of the last time I tried baking... It took me ages to get the fire going, and half the thing ended up burned 🙃

[@localestfruitbat]

HER LAUGH PLEEEEEASE

[@thepsychokiller-l6s]

I wonder what our back looks like Edit: like could you imagine us having like a hypertrophic burn scar (I think it's called) on our back.

[@KyrieLeisonM]

Probly some of those and then scars from the shrapnel when the tanks exploded.

[@theobsessivewoman]

@@KyrieLeisonM ooh yes we so need like a video addressing khakis' scars

[@natedogg1088]

Ranger is clearly a good guy... Really rooting for these 2.

[@birdontheinternet]

Lmao ranger is a dnd nerd confirmed

[@lynxvoices]

HER LAUGHH❤❤❤

[@Gr3mlinfloof]

0:22 LOL 0:29 XDDDDDDDDD KNEW IT 0:44 oh yeah… 0:51 lmfao 2:11 OOOOOOOO 2:21 wheezing 😂😂 2:37 not the Halloween costume 😭 2:52 I can imagine that lolll 3:18 XD 4:07 for now? BRO WUT 😃😭 4:44 phaha idk why I’m nervous wheeze laughing 7:23 awh D: 8:22 WHEEZING 9:13 CRINGING AND CACKLING 😂😂 9:55 I probs would’ve answered that with a YES 😭 10:02 BOSH (✨THE SINK✨) 15:58 LOL 16:07 AHAH RUDE! 16:47 LOL 18:45 HAHA 😂 19:30 is it because I’m autistic- 😭😃🤣 21:08 DAMN ranger now knows 22:34 LOL WELL DESERVED 22:48 awwww 23:05 OOO TENSION (subtitles) 23:47 YIPEEE 23:57 OOH? 24:02 OH DANG LOL

[@FandomDude]

YALL ITS BECOME CRUSH ITS HAPPENING

[@DominicMilhouse]

Finally, more Claire, we need the slow burn to speed up

[@johnmcgowen1501]

That laugh ‼️

[@Spiritwolf124]

Am I the only one who thinks ranger has a couple scars of there own?

[@thepsychokiller-l6s]

No I was thinking the same thing Here are were I think rangers scars are if they had any (which rangers definitely does) Scars: On the back Shoulder (right) Upper thigh (left) Small scars on the knees On the lip (right) Small scar the left eyebrow

[@Spiritwolf124]

@@thepsychokiller-l6somg yes! I wonder how they got them I hope castle dose a vid where ranger tells Claire they also have scars and they won’t judge her for haveing scars or something like that

[@theobsessivewoman]

@@Spiritwolf124 we already know how we got the back and shoulder scar (from that one episode) all we need is some like backstory on the others like for example the lip scar we could of got it from like getting in like a fight with people over something -i don't really know im to tired to think of something

[@theobsessivewoman]

@@thepsychokiller-l6s also what about one on rangers left hip??

[@cuddlemachine5340]

I like to think ranger is missing a whole ass leg but that's because I'm insane

[@eulaliaAva]

Who else is wondering if Claire would move in with ranger when they finally get together 😭❤ like would Claire move in with them? and the Den will be for like pack meetings and parties all that jazz or would ranger move in with Claire I mean ranger basically knows where everything is or would they get a house together like seer and Beth did?? 🧐

[@RAHHHHH-sw7rb]

I feel like they’d probably stick with the Den, makes things easier i guess. But, Ranger might insist on something else so they have more privacy so Beth or someone else doesn’t walk in like how Beth caught them limping around after their ankle stuff happened

[@Thatoneguy8565]

MY SOUL HAS ASCENDED!

[@Doktor_Youth]

ITS HEREEEEEEE

[@mayayadin6472]

IV BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSSSSS AHHHH🎉❤

[@oneandonlytorch8130]

GOD DAM IT STOP BEING INTERRUPTED AND JUST KISS ALREADY!! CASTLE PLSSSSSSS

[@RAHHHHH-sw7rb]

unrelated but here’s my take of what the trio of listeners would react like if their girlfriends called them by their full name: Beautiful: *slides into the room dramatically, almost falling* “I apologize.” Sweetheart: *so shocked/ scared they can’t even say anything so they just peak behind a corner and look at Evie.* Ranger: *Looks up from whatever they were doing, a Scared look on their face* “Yes…?”

[@Trev_a_Creator1]

I am here and I am ready

[@darkrider3126]

This is going to be sweet

[@seanmcnally4818]

❤ the audio I was hoping they'd passionately kiss. Oh well, next one with Claire. Is there going to be a Summer Festival rp with multiple characters? 🙏

[@britnicox3929]

HOT SHOT???? Oh we’re winning (also she could pick me up and move me any day thank you)

[@Stigende-stjern]

Does anyone else have a whole well thought out Au for multiple characters we play in Glenwood or is it just me🥲

[@daniellang4190]

Yeasssssssss let’s gooooooo!!!!!!

[@paladinstar]

Hype for once i get off work!!!

[@paladinstar]

Omfg eeee to cute we need more lol

[@livdoidge3197]

1 minute agooo i’ve been awaiting this video

[@Mentally_Asleep]

HOW IS THIS THE ONE I AM LATE TOO WE GOT UPDATED AHHHH

[@Charlie_sup]

Please, please, please give us a confession!!!! (I am losing my mind over her)

[@thepsychokiller-l6s]

VALERA WOULD BE SCREAM IF SHE SAW THIS SHIT

[@Pinkspider93]

Its really, really nice to hear Claire laugh like that...

[@huma.n.]

i love them so much :(

[@SamRTw]

My prediction: Claire stays the night and either her or the ranger have a nightmare and have to comfort each other Of course, something will go wrong to make sure the slow burn keeps slow burning

[@thepsychokiller-l6s]

MY LOVE!!!❤❤

[@lanzlagman3511]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SAVH7O]

FINALLY LET'S GOOOOO

[@angelmatiastorres]

Adorable

[@2345daisy]

PICK ME UP PICK ME UP PLS

[@Trev_a_Creator1]

We better be making some snickerdoodles

[@nobodyimportant14]

Ok this is an early birthday present for me (my bday is Jul 7)

[@RAHHHHH-sw7rb]

Happy early birthday!!

[@ColeReimer-lo7mg]

Happy early birthday🎉

[@seoulgirl8972]

you know that picture of spongebob yelling after not winning the manager of the month in the spongebob movie. yeah... that's how i feel right now

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss1365]

I NEED MORE

[@2345daisy]

NO WAY NO WAY BO WAY

[@Sandriu]

I'm not going to watch it yet, just wanted to say that I read "scared of banking" and imagined a dialogue based on that

[@danielleanderson5410]

IM SORRYYY CRUSH?!?!?

[@kristhetankhunter2730]

Very nice!!!!!!!

[@snakeeyes8688]

finally

[@mx_danger]

🫠 this was soooooo fckin damn cute

[@szoltanmaraman]

Amazing! Please make a video about Circe

[@neihanaphillips1007]

We want more! ,AKA how was Wednesday nights date anyone 😅

[@Annas-nc9hy]

Ranger had to made the muffins Diane gave to Claire

[@BreathingTimeMachine]

The Schitt's Creek reference I'm dying 🤣💀🤣💀

[@Gr3mlinfloof]

AGHHH IVE BEEN WAITING WEEKS FOR THIS I DIDNT REALISE IT CAME OUT YESTERDAY ANJZGHJCVAHHVCGHAD

[@daniellang4190]

We have crush!!!!!!

[@sieg1430]

Just fold in the cheese.

[@chrismoore7365]

[ ♪ Oh, I came across a lovely lass ♪ ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ ♪ A farmer's daughter with some sass ♪ ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ ♪ Ohhhh, I begged her to let me spend the night ♪ ♪ She answered "no," so I wandered home ♪ ♪ That's when my bald man cried ♪ ] - CR Sorry, had to put that in; play responsibly kids....😆😂🤣

[@ColeReimer-lo7mg]

4:01 DND Brethren unite! 🐉

[@2345daisy]

NOWAY