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[@zippyrebeckah4333]

LOL! FLORIDA?? You got me there AB 😂 I never once asked to see what was on your camera until after he mentioned his superior. 😂😂😂 Your questions crack me up "Are you looking at me without my permission?". I was dead! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 no mo' good 😂😂😂😂😂 The Front Guard was so ooo cool! I love that he watches you & said he loved what you do. 💜 I love watching you too 💞 Thank you for advocating civil rights! Much love from 🇱🇷

[@brianbailey3374]

Beautiful: that moron in his high viz jacket.😂

[@sagefields5847]

You seem a little unhinged.

[@Will111ism]

​ 2:23 who why when @sagefields5847

[@keglat1]

@@sagefields5847 Bit of projection here eh!

[@zippyrebeckah4333]

@@Will111ism Thank you 😊

[@shizzlemyniznizza5459]

First guy actually meant well, was kind enough but just out of his depth bless him.

[@MattyEngland]

Yeah I think that's a fair assessment. We've seen far far worse on here.

[@scotttchviski6706]

As Focus Pocus once said - 'It's a battle of wits and he's unarmed.'

[@Ken-dr9gu]

What do you expect, against A.B the Master. No chance

[@neilford7338]

Seemed like a nice guy indeed.

[@baconoverflow4384]

He's a guy I'd gladly have a pint with haha, even though i barely drink 🤣

[@2000jago]

"I'm not stupid" he says, but goes on to prove otherwise...

[@davidpickard9393]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@shizzlemyniznizza5459]

Naa he meant well bless him

[@xsessivmc]

@@shizzlemyniznizza5459 agreed, he wasn't over the top and wasn't the least pleasant to deal with, he's alright :)

[@ragnarthered2179]

Yer he's definitely just a little bit stupid.

[@Mat-kr1nf]

Bless his little cotton socks! Got to say though, judging from the security guards I have come across, the majority are most definitely somewhat challenged, to put it mildly, when it comes to intelligence quota!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

The last guys attitude was "so positive" and immediately put you at ease!!😊

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Absolutely.Thankyou!!

[@SsKk558]

was painful listening to that security guard he couldn't string 4 words together

[@capabilitybrown2323]

He did say, ''stop you for a start''.😋

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

It's amazing how a fluorescent jacket and lanyard can bestow a nobody with so much power and authority.

[@havoc6_1_6]

I was a security guard for 3 years. The problem is you're normally on a 12 hour shift and it's the most boring job in the world 99% of the time and these interactions can be the only time you speak to someone all day. I've got above my station a couple of times due to being soooo bored. I knew all the laws too but somedays it's for your own amusement which I know is totally wrong but you end up doing anyway, peace have a good one!!

[@aldorraman]

@@havoc6_1_6 Maybe you should have chosen a different line of work then.

[@adenwellsmith6908]

With Great Power comes Great Humour! :-)

[@sorearm]

... and stupidity

[@havoc6_1_6]

@aldorraman I have left the security industry now, it's not for me and I agree I wasn't the right person to be doing that job.

[@MattyEngland]

Yo!! AB is Englands greatest fisherman! 😂😂 He reels them in everytime!

[@GamerUK]

This guy is comedy gold and he doesn’t even know it 😂😂😂😂 “I’ve been hit by bigger than that” hahaha

[@truthandreality4650]

It was his wife.

[@martinheath5947]

This was low key utterly hilarious. "I'm not stupid" "Do you have a degree?" Brilliant 😂

[@katcankan7129]

😂😂😂💜

[@Crow_Friend]

He's not stupid, that's why he sits in a box doing nothing for eight hours a day.

[@MikeSmith-rd9fi]

no, he has a phd in pies.

[@T-Dog-Mendez]

@@Crow_Friend As opposed to all those working their socks off for 8 hours a day? Seems like a smart choice to me.

[@mra8692]

​@T-Dog-Mendez I did a security job years ago where I had to sit at a desk, open a door every now and then and get people to sign in and out. Generally I would just be sitting there all day. All sounds cushty in principle but f*ck me it was tedious. I'd rather be doing something than nothing.

[@mrconcarnage3215]

Was getting bored on youtube and BANG. An upload from AB. Cheers mate.

[@mrconcarnage3215]

Great ending.

[@captainhowdy9845]

watch out! He'll get his manager! There's nothing more intimidating than someone else's boss 🤣

[@MikeEves]

Yes, they think their sorry manager is everyone's else's manager too.

[@anne-mariethompson4365]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@martinda7446]

PS. AB is now an iconic figure. Full of integrity and humour, a great combination.

[@RDHandsworth-qq4nc]

The second security guard was outstanding! He deserves a promotion Maximum respect to him for showing AB respect

[@urbanpulsewalks]

He probably got the sack.

[@joescambait]

the way you troll that security guard was brilliant. you need to hand out stickers saying "you've been trolled by AB"

[@GilbertdeClare0704]

"You're looking at me without my permission !"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣just spat my tea over the table🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GilbertdeClare0704]

Needs to be your new response to when they say ,"You can't film me without permission !".....reply, "You can't speak to me without permission !"....Its getting like a frigging Franz Kafka Novel, isn't it😂

[@nomadiclapse]

@@GilbertdeClare0704 Even if you tell them you are press working on a story they ask "Can I see your press credentials?' Can I see your speech credentials? Can I see your religious credentials? They just don't think before they speak.

[@GilbertdeClare0704]

@@nomadiclapse Yeah, and have totally had enough of it. Once got sent by security to another wing who said THEY couldn't give me permission until I had the form 386*** filled in BY SECURITY to confirm I had spoken to him FIRST. Only THEN could I come back. F***ing RIDICULOUS. Am gonna start coming back with that line of AB's "have you filled in form **/B giving YOU permission to SPEAK to me ?"🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonbourne4426]

there's a reason why the first security guy was stationed to a little box at the rear of the building. The guy at the front was absolutely brilliant. The fact he recognised you by your voice leads me to think he's one of the 250 000 subscribers to this excellent KZbin channel.

[@avv397]

OMG ! ! "You're looking at me without permission." Absolutely brilliant

[@DJAUDITS]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great Video. I did this one myself in March 2022. So much in this area, I bet you had some fun that day! 💚💚

[@KingBeanFlicker]

Have you changed those green tracksuit bottoms yet 🤔

[@DJAUDITS]

Do you know how a work uniform works?@@KingBeanFlicker

[@KingBeanFlicker]

@@DJAUDITS How does a work uniform work? Is it even possible 🤔

[@DJAUDITS]

So you have a few of the same item to allow time for washing etc. A work uniform allows you to look the same on each working day which has many benefits. Does that explain it?@@KingBeanFlicker

[@KingBeanFlicker]

@@DJAUDITS Thank you for the clarification

[@kevinking9386]

First Security guard not the sharpest tool in the box.

[@mark.k7206]

Watching your videos has led him to educate himself & respect your rights & also to make himself look like a decent bloke . Well done that mam 👍👍

[@mickmcloughlin5816]

He was sound

[@GradedHigh-io2le]

​@@mickmcloughlin5816.. as a pound!..

[@vaughnwilliams1208]

Love it when people recognise AB. What a great security guard 👍

[@vinniesdayoff3968]

Cool guy

[@Lookup2Wakeup]

Cover blown. AB, I'm out of here ...... ⚡

[@JeffJeffers0n]

You'd think he'd get recognised more often, seems pretty rare though

[@vaughnwilliams1208]

@@JeffJeffers0n Nobody knows what he looks like and he never wears specific clothes or rides a bike like DJ. But there are some photos of him around. So the only recognisable thing about him is his voice. That's why he is hardly ever recognised.

[@JeffJeffers0n]

@@vaughnwilliams1208 yeah I figure DJ gets recognised more often because of the bike and his green pants, plus only doing industrial estates makes it more obvious, nobody really knows what he looks like either despite some occasional catches here and there. AB has the unique voice and 100'000 more subscribers, plus you'd think most coppers would be aware of him at this point if they are even vaguely familiar with what auditing is, but he hardly ever gets recognised in comparison with DJ who gets recognised all the time - though he also churns out way more videos so will have a broader metric to gather from. I edited as thought you said there was some images of AB around, but you meant DJ, which I was already aware.... damnit! 😃

[@AUDITINGSTOCKHOLM]

A license and a high viz jacket is all it takes to lift a broken mans confidence up through the rooooof

[@chrisdossett6457]

Those American cops parking in Stevenage. I really thought you had gone over to the other side of the pond AB 😂😂😂

[@zippyrebeckah4333]

I thought that said Broward County! 😂 I wonder how it got there? And Why ? 🤔😂😂😂😂

[@a.c.slater573]

@@zippyrebeckah4333it did say Broward, I have family there in Miami I found it very strange myself

[@couupakb9669]

AB should go to the states to audit, that would be an interesting watch

[@a.c.slater573]

@@couupakb9669 wouldn’t know the law as much and would struggle I feel. Plus in places like Florida everyone owns a gun making confrontations with police more dangerous.

[@Xofttam]

Florida looking so nice this time of year

[@spitz5183]

I think you better delete it, AB. Otherwise, he'll call Chief Inspector Nipples on you.

[@clivewiddall3430]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@cindypowell8978]

Ha ha

[@nelsonmcsilva]

😂😂😂

[@robertwright7937]

Oh no! Not Nipples of the Yard!😄

[@cindypowell8978]

He is shaking his tots to get power ha ha ha

[@wegotdaflavas9722]

Stevenage got to be one of the most depressing places in the uk

[@Thai.Farang]

It's got plenty of competition for that title

[@wegotdaflavas9722]

@@Thai.Farang of course it has my friend unfortunately a lot of the Uk is being run down to the gutters !!

[@Thai.Farang]

@@wegotdaflavas9722 Most of it from my experience

[@tonyshingler104]

Stoke is more depressing guys.

[@simoncozensplasticscalemod7871]

Oh no it is a proper dive

[@kclough8104]

Rumour has it that guy used to be a professor in public photography until he got hit by something,then he turned into a security guard

[@AudunWangen]

"I'm not stupid" "Do you got a degree or something?" 😂

[@craigfowler7098]

Degree in stupidity

[@TradCatMan]

He actually threatened to take the camera, that's theft.

[@AudunWangen]

@@TradCatMan Yeah. He probably doesn't have a degree in law 😆

[@TradCatMan]

@@AudunWangen I'm not sure he can spell 'degree'.

[@J__HUTTON]

And the award 👏 for the slowest gate in history goes to 😂😂😂😂

[@davidpickard9393]

And it's time to open again

[@MattyEngland]

Yeah that was insane. No wonder they leave it open 😂😂

[@samrizla6285]

That gate closes just like when the doctor was about the leave the minion’s on his scooter 😅

[@eggsbeatty1786]

Bless him he's struggling to string several thoughts together and articulate them coherantly, he's got over stimulated.

[@jermainegraham2549]

This comment had me in stitches 😂😂

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

Nah it's true tho he's struggling to even speak he's probably paid to be on his phone ​@@jermainegraham2549

[@badlarry172]

"come on spill the beans" i don't know why, but every time AB says that it makes me laugh

[@martinda7446]

This company is a merger between British, French and Italian aerospace companies. BAE, Airbus and Leonardo. BAE, British Aerospace is the last remanent of what was a flourishing aircraft industry here in Britain post WW2. Making big jets and military aircraft. Great names like Supermarine (Spitfire makers), Vickers, De Havilland (first passenger jet aircraft, Comet), Hawker Siddeley (Avro, Armstrong Whitworth, Gloster) (Lancaster,Trident, Harrier), BAC (Hunting. English Electric, Bristol).(Concorde, BAC 1/11, Lightning) Etc.. Edit: And many, many more... A truly remarkable history of innovation and firsts in flight with many iconic and memorable aircraft.

[@geordieal9187]

Very interesting. Good to know. Cheers my mate

[@dangingras7]

The man proclaims : " I'm not stupid"!......then spends lots of time proving otherwise.

[@johnobrien3174]

Yo-hoooo AB. Best auditor in the game!! Wish you well for 2024

[@juniusvindex769]

Nope. Focus pocus is #1 this asshat talks too much.

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank you

[@puritan7473]

100%

[@tafawarw]

AB you crack me up! You asked whether he had a degree in not being stupid. You also had me worried for a moment that you were in the US referencing UK law!!!

[@markgreet3543]

I think Ab is being sarky about the degree remark.

[@westy8225]

"You're looking at me without my permission", brilliant 🙂

[@oisajdfposid]

A battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

[@ritch8088]

This is comedy gold. I love how AB acts 'stupid' then let's this clown basically make a fool of himself!

[@plaistowjames6792]

Why?

[@MrBubbies543]

Great second security guard 100 % , the first guy, no words required.

[@Thai.Farang]

What do you think I should do? Leg it? 😂😂😂

[@MARKETMAN6789]

I loved that reply

[@paulsmith1807]

jinnngggggg 555 ;-)

[@8888Dino8888]

Fantastic

[@richiestrich8079]

That’s the best line in the video, I cracked up 😂

[@reddevil3874]

"I didn't give you permission to talk to me".....love it 😂😂

[@Gvcuk]

So glad you done this audit. I live right next to the other half of the company where the missiles are actually made and stored in concrete bunkers in RAF Henlow about 8 miles from stevenage. For safety reasons the detonators can’t be manufactured from the same location. Another great audit as always, keep up the good work!

[@user-rm3gl2hp2f]

A seriously arthritic tortoise could stroll through that gate.🐢

[@A2Z1Two3]

Tell him to ‘Jog on’ The last guy was great , even a bit star struck , you made his day , and possibly unwittingly made the first guy look more ignorant 😂

[@puritan7473]

I love how the recognition was instant! - Must be a fan.

[@susanshone8185]

The last guy was great a big fan AB nice to see ❤ first guy was a clown 😂😂😂 comedy gold

[@solarvanlife8177]

Most recognized voice on YT.....😃

[@annaf7228]

Hahaha!! Great vid AB, the two security guards were both lovely, bless them. I bet the guards are cracking up watching this lol brilliant. Thanks to you all for the laughs!

[@nigelleyland166]

They always station the dumbest security at the rear entrance where they don't have ot deal with the public.

[@Basauri_48970]

Cold blooded but accurate 😂

[@fatblokes_ferguson]

We know that there is a war going on in the world but knowing missiles are being made here, adds a bigger fear of threat .

[@roberthardy2013]

They should make them in Bradford then, never get a missile strike there !

[@thebee3100]

When you asked him if you should just "Leg it" I burst out laughing😂😂😂😂 another great video thankyou AB

[@li5322]

"If you don't go, I'll call my manager"😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raycharles9194]

The last security guy is a breath of fresh air.. Clued up and bang on it.. Well done fella..

[@benji.B-side]

YO! AB!! Loved this video, you did your best to tie his brain up in knots. 😂 The bit where you said 'What do you think I should do, just leg it?', was pure comedy. 😂😂😂 Class as always, peace and love!

[@ronskiuk]

Love the guy at the end, watching AB videos has trained him to be a better security guard 👍

[@aldorraman]

The security Guard with the glasses is acting the way it should, they should hire more like him.

[@Just-Tony]

The second security guard was a good lad, friendly, knew who AB was straight away... 👍

[@peterdurnien9084]

You make some of the best videos. Again SIA licences handed out to anyone who can collect enough cornflake packet tops.

[@AD-53]

He actually said I'm not stupid 😂😂 ignorance is bliss

[@oddsratio4070]

aB: “You’re looking at me without my permission”. 😅

[@AceAudits]

I recently audited the MBDA site near Manchester. Very different experience. Took the drone over too 😂

[@davidsmith-uo7lj]

It must be the trimmed Bush thing lol 😆 😅

[@Mr-J...]

Great to see MBDA UK are an equal opportunity employer. No discrimination regardless of abilities.

[@colinmacfarlane6838]

Like a sketch from Little Britain best laugh of the day along with Yardley ski audit😊

[@Crow_Friend]

Great bloke at the end.. give respect and you get it back. That's how it works.

[@onnonius]

I like your sincerity AB, you make me laugh every video!

[@susankaluzny2516]

The last security guard was a pure gentleman, And you were so respectful of him. He sussed you were AB but staid professional and so did you mate. That's why you're the best at this. Cheers from Glasgow.

[@stephaneherringtoniowritin4986]

'Iam not stupid' ' Have you got a degree?' That had me creasing😂😂

[@golfproductions9223]

You got us! Genuinely believed you were in Florida

[@GamerUK]

“I’m not stupid” carries on saying stupid shit 😂😂😂

[@idunnobruxx2074]

As soon as he said he was security, you then knew he wasn't going to have alot going on in the brain department.

[@idunnobruxx2074]

@@TELE6220 whoops, that's what I get when I don't read again before posting. Now I feel stupid lol.

[@shanewalker6609]

You should be on stage mate.Mugged him left right and centre , and he didn't even know it.😂

[@creekyknee]

I kind of felt sorry for that first guy. He meant well but bless him he was way out of his depth. I do reckon he would have run after you mind if you had accidentally jogged in ! I loved the way that he was trying to tell you nothing, but you were sneakily gets bits and bobs out of him. The last chap was a gent.

[@MadMulberry]

Absolute classic video. Well done, security manager! Loved your interaction with AB.

[@sonofleadfoot]

Ah right the first guy has been hit by a van or a lorry that's why he's a numpty good to see that company doing their bit for care in the community . Second guy quite clearly a man of great taste we need more like him 💪

[@joannulty5494]

When the video started I thought OH NO AB moved to America 😅😅😅😅😅 Iv been waiting for you next video 👏👏👏👏👏🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧YOOO

[@deancrouch5267]

Your not coming in his back doors😂😂😂😂

[@dandec3235]

The message is getting out there! Brilliant security guard at last! At least he might be able to train the first one? 🤔😁😁👍😇👍🤭🤭😋😋

[@rickski1970]

That right there is evidence in how positive the work of the auditor can be.

[@Pennywise180]

When the security guard sees this video he will 5hit a brick. He made a complete fool of himself and the company. Maybe security work is not for him.😂

[@lieke9460]

No, he is a nice bloke. He was polite.

[@Pennywise180]

@@lieke9460 don't talk like a fcukwit

[@novicevoyager8428]

The security guard is amazing he is polite and the way he talks is something else ngl..a good security guy

[@daytona1212]

Poorly educated security guards. They seem to take an three minutes course and walk out with a SIA license. AB, did take the piss..... Great video, AB.

[@gaemover6522]

Simpletons.

[@BinnyBongBaron_AoE]

Thanks for everything you've taught me these years.

[@06cdancer]

The guy at the end was brilliant!

[@PaddyDoc]

AB, you’re a proper wind up merchant 🤣🤣🤣🤣✊

[@clivewiddall3430]

I’m not stupid? Well you’ve proved you are from your own mouth!

[@28johann1]

Superb. Pure comedy gold

[@ysgol3]

What a lovely chap at the end - unlike the earlier madman who was presumably hit by an egotruck driven by Chief Inspector Nipples.

[@Daimo83]

"I'm not stupid" "Have you got a degree?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 maaaaaaaaaate

[@TheBeardsShow]

That gate is as slow as that security guard

[@martinda7446]

They were both lovely guys, the first just was a bit confused/plain wrong.. But seemed a very decent guy. The second guy was so professional, his company should be proud of his attitude and ability.

[@debpowell6008]

Usyk has let himself go.

[@crocroo7811]

😂

[@algprt]

Amazing chap that last bloke. well done. .

[@ryansharp799]

Your looking at me without my permission… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bumpkinrocks]

" Im not stupid" oh yes you are 😂

[@owensmith4651]

Awesome video. I love it when you troll the security and push their buttons, it takes them so long to realise they are being made star of the show. Nice you met a fan at the end. In the first minute, when you said you were in the US, I thought, "Oh no, he's gonna be locked up in America". ha ha

[@chamindadewage9004]

That’s the best security guard I have seen from G4S.He clocked you Straight away AB!😂😂

[@Leidolfr]

Not G4S

[@user-io3vx5zm7s]

Very clever how you real them in. Nice ending.

[@ramalama9650]

Security guards, they are not the brightest. Got to give them credit, at least they're not claiming on the dole. A little bit dim though and otherwise unemployable. God bless.

[@totolondon]

AB the country loves your voice boss !

[@nicholashammond6816]

Bro when you said shall I just leg it whilst speaking with security I pissed myself 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyivwithgeofftanya5546]

Jesus AB, you want to force into his back doors 😂😂😂 didn’t think you were like that 🎉

[@2icelollys1goat]

First guard was actually quite nice, but wrong about filming not being allowed.

[@Aloh-od3ef]

I’m sure that is the facility that manufacturer of those storm shadow missiles 😊

[@Lookup2Wakeup]

There the Black Shadow too. No that a come don .....😂

[@davidjamesclarke2355]

Second guy was brilliant and knew you straight away Top man

[@GTRComputers]

OMG! There are so many people who could learn from that guy... What a diamond geezer...