Auditioning Bryan's Replacement ft.

[@Stalltt]

I'm just thankful it didn't last three hours

[@nf5113]

Aint we all clip boy

[@terrytoughnut337]

You need a fucken raise my dude. Listening to these idiots talk shit for hours and manage the hurculean task of editing it into a podcast of the 10th percentile.

[@daftcow706]

clip boy spotted

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

I don't know who you are but i'll still watch the podcast

[@Druidtwink]

im just thankful they finally got a host

[@ayyshin9265]

this is the most Bryan has talked in the entirety of this podcast

[@radley1]

Think of that one yourself?

[@Dr.BDover]

@@radley1 you think that was hard to think of?

[@juliusevola4135]

@@Dr.BDover you think there was any thought in that think of your thought?

[@D3enjoyer]

@@Dr.BDover i mean its a word for word copy from last podcast but yeah.

[@bryguythestiff]

@@juliusevola4135 think of your think of your think now did you now?

[@radley1]

Love that despite being finally being on the pod, Stallt still only relays his true feelings through on-screen text.

[@bigjizz6997]

I always thought Stalt was some ripped badass but now I see hes just an evolved brian

[@LordSwolee]

Yeah I thought he was this shredded Chad but I'm surprised to see a more developed Brian

[@HomersIlliad]

Like Bryan, Stallt looked the opposite from what his voice would suggest.

[@cukman1643]

Same I thought he would be 6, 5 250 lbs of pure muscle but he is just a chubby man with a chad voice.

[@mareksveda7747]

*devolved

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

I know. The first time I saw his face, I was kinda taken aback! If I didn't have the face to his voice, I could do some naughty things when I'm alone...

[@ogthwompy2893]

Poob should roll his dice in the gumball machine for DnD

[@kennycrane7050]

Ok that's genius

[@baylego]

They should pay you royalties for the idea

[@SerVanzu]

That Ad read was beautiful. The fact that he was just reading the script verbatim and stumbling over the words was perfect.

[@Maikvds_]

“It runs seemlessly in the background, and its so easy to use” that sounded especially unscripted lol

[@carpetsmell2523]

@@Maikvds_ I laughed my ass off at that point

[@_gary_s]

Poob should do a 3 an a half hour solo podcast.

[@tripalink]

that would actually be amazing though

[@nick53353]

We need a poobs story time episode where he just kicks back with a case of beer and just talks about his vacations, nightclubs and drinking.

[@nola211]

not a challenge to Poobert

[@sabotage9926]

@@nick53353 that's basically his twitch channel

[@bonecone8104]

Watching Stalltt critique himself through editing is the most schizophrenic thing I've seen so far

[@porkyorcy1715]

that ad transition and the 4 minutes straight of script was so funny

[@D3enjoyer]

When he slowed down on some words because he can’t read, it killed me

[@scruffy5119]

Am I dumb what time stamp is this 😭 did I miss it

[@hinesvillebass6742]

Poops room looks like a 80 year old man's fever dream

[@endy2870]

Bizzle needs to appear on the episodes more often

[@Taschip]

Bizzle died in 2019 wdym?

[@chupacabra184]

Mr. Bizzle is missed

[@rinkashikachi]

@@Taschip he was like a father to me

[@0equals1ao]

I understand now why Poobs only sponsor was an IPA beer company

[@Hoffmayne]

A shitty one at that

[@Vickman_]

We’ve been catfished to think stalt was some 7’0 arian chad with rippling muscles but we just got fatter bryan

[@dogemaester]

Bro, Idk why but I was expecting the same thing.

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

with a knight helmet as well.

[@zuludoesthings9150]

Yeah I thought he was going to be a hunk aswell haha

[@eprimchad2576]

idk how u got aryan from obvious black guy but yeah youre right

[@Vickman_]

@@eprimchad2576 they said he’s Norwegian in shit tons of earlier episodes so viking not black lmao

[@Raphael_Bizmann]

What's in your future? Sam sells out and goes full Corpo. Whipping his co-hosts and editors to work while he sits back huffing goblin gas and laughs maniacally.

[@joshharay5912]

So he ate his daughters m&mS now he’s there eating the lollipops .. what a legend

[@ConanCamelPuncher]

God, Bryan looks super hot now

[@Uegue]

Wow, Stalltt really has it going for him! He both sounds and looks like a radio station host!

[@NapalmParty9793]

I heard Bryan and Zchum were starting their own podcast

[@josephmyers6844]

The foreskin fables podcast

[@NapalmParty9793]

@@josephmyers6844 yes

[@michaelmcarthur2944]

@@josephmyers6844 love that this implies they have abnormally large foreskins, much like forehead fables have abnormally large foreheads

[@darkmannight1]

Stalltt has such a powerful presence. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up at night to threaten single fathers and their sons.

[@afincher88]

Its funny that Poob and Sam both have clearly put in effort to making their area look good, but neither of them have covers on the light switch.

[@Tom-hk2ep]

Stallt reminds me of the Goblin king from lord of the rings, but if he had a trans fetish

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

All goblin kings have a trans fetish.

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

L M F A O M F A O screenshotted

[@Taschip]

Uncanny

[@theshpee1214]

Does the Goblin King not have a trans fetish?

[@rinkashikachi]

@@theshpee1214 valid point

[@froglegs8031]

butterscotch is so good. I'm shaking in my bed crying at this slander. such a classic timeless candy.

[@danielairola3236]

Poobs room looks like that hidden chamber they found in Michael Jackson’s house

[@Josh_V]

Much love, guys, for real. You have much more of an impact in the world than you realize. I'm sure there's just a lot of us who enjoy it silently. Found your circle around 2014 - 2016. It's been too long for me to time frame. Seen people come and go etc. I only commented a little bit over the years, then I switched my channel to a different account, so all those comments are gone now anyway. But yea, just to prevent confusion since Poob mentioned medals, my ptsd isn't combat related, I'm a victim of multiple messed up things that I escaped over a year ago. Makes functioning as a normal human extremely difficult. So things like driving or being at work feel impossible, but when I listen to the podcasts, it takes me out of the situation and gets me through a lot of bad moments. In general, your guys humor resonates with me and has me dying of laughter at times, so it also worked well for the D&D title. I've been making music, gaming videos, steaming, etc, forever myself, and I know what goes into it. So I wanted to at least say my appreciation of all the effort from everyone. Also, the trick with lighting is to use diffused lighting at angles to remove shadows from your face to what the camera sees. Then you can do accent lighting or stylized shizzel in the background and stuff. I have a poor man's setup myself, but it works well enough imo. If you get the real deal equipment, I believe the proper term for the lights are called "softbox" and you just put them on the left and right of the camera.

[@naashkaadilts3875]

The man. The myth. The legend (I say like he doesn't have his own fucking channel) Ever since this podcast started I've annoyed my friend in our game sessions. interrupting him with shit like. "Uh. Stallt clip that" "Uh. Stallt rewind a second." "Stallt. Cut his audio" We don't have a stallt. But God damn I wish I did

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Stallts voice still seems unreal even seeing his mouth move. I kekd at him 4D riffing with himself.

[@z0mbiesaculk19]

Well this episode aged like wine lmfao

[@Goober_39]

What happened to Bryan?

[@z0mbiesaculk19]

@@Goober_39 he's just tired of being on the podcast I guess he's doing well still according to both sams

[@pblm6772]

Even slaves deserve credit for the work they do, glad to finally see stallt on the show

[@jonradcowboy]

They really got into the nitty gritty details of stalltts life. Most thorough interview ive ever seen

[@heimvar]

The fact stalltt managed to crop sam's video by just a tiny bit when he goes Fullscreen makes me die. An uncroppable frame my nuts

[@wazzupsters]

Poob gathering preparations to warp a young Poobertons mind is the most sinister thing I've ever experienced. Imagine a Poob Jr with the disposition of a madman and the knowledge of a wiseman that experienced the horrors of years past. All wrapped up in a young impressionable mind. We're witnessing the construction of a doomsday scenario.

[@imst4722]

The fact that you were able to make an actually enjoyable to watch ad read is amazing.

[@Stogie1]

This aged very well

[@neckbeardedmorlock9258]

maybe stallt and bryan should be in a podcast together give the unspoken hero of this podcast more time to shine

[@Smileyface2980]

Poob should put his dice in the gumball machine he just bought and use that as his dice roller on Die of Laughter

[@ryb0nez]

the puppet master has finally shown his face

[@lazyninja4355]

My friend used to have a bunch of those books in his car when we where younger and we used to Pit the monsters against each other during the car ride

[@saltyrust2610]

poob getting spoken over like 3+ times trying to consult on the autoblow is the funniest shit ever

[@LordSmashington]

Everyday I'm more and more convinced that Poob is just becoming an unmemed version of Dr. Disrespect.

[@WolfnWool]

Staltt seems chill as fuck, good to see him make an entrance instead of typing one for a change

[@Whaccd]

Stalltt's face at 1:23:25 is hilarious. How does he go through so much of their footage when editing and still get surprised by Sam's degeneracy?

[@NIGBEATS]

And so begins the era of Stalltt.

[@adamward3603]

ive had my chinchilla for 6 years now, and he really isnt that hard to take care of an i fuckin love him. he is SSOOO damn adorable and a respectable young man

[@goldenfade6332]

80 eps and finally an Ad I thought it was like a bit till he red out the code

[@TheJzako]

Flawless transition into the ad read.

[@CptClubs]

Ah, this must be Stalltt's new podcast I've been hearing about. Good stuff @Stalltt 👍

[@MangoMan139]

Perfect transition to an amazing ad read

[@AcherontiaStyx]

Oh shit I had that book as a kid as well, glad to see it's still terrifying children to this day.

[@JimKongJones]

At last the much anticipated Stalltt episode. I know I'm not the only one that was waiting for the invisible hand to show itself, check the vods/comments. Secondly I thought y'all were getting rid of Bryan! The Mike's Hard Lemonade episode almost felt like a swan song. Especially cause it cost you a sub. Forgot every person is a two way street lol get scammed. Lastly keep it together fellas, don't lose sight of the real shekels. This Dubai thing can be an opportunity lmao. Get a supercar owner on here or a power hour or something. Idk what do i know. Episode was good tho keep it up.

[@mylittlepaypig7250]

First i get no mention on die of laughter for the chalice and now thid. Guess ill always be just some guy to you sam 💔

[@anthonyn1157]

“Wiglett” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all week 😆

[@OakNuggins]

I've been saying it forever now, Poob should definitely try standup. I've never seen a closer real life embodiment of someone who thinks like Charlie from Always Sunny.

[@CrownOfDusk_]

Honestly starting a Podcast was the best idea Sam has had.

[@CyrusL]

this ad read was fucking hilarious i love the fact that poobs just reading that shit straight off the page

[@Skizzy8364]

They should do a fight club

[@dpcobra]

I really like Stallt as a personality, and I wish he was on more.

[@TheStealthyPyro]

That's why I love poob, he went with undestoyable instead of indestructible or invincible or impervious or any other real word ❤️

[@DaveAfterDark]

love this podcast so much

[@conanmonaghan4985]

Staltt really outdone himself on the edits this time deserves a higher percentage

[@warehousekyle2045]

The ad is fire

[@huskomen2515]

Poob’s ad presentation was great. Could tell he was nervous but it was well delivered .

[@Buns007]

Finally stalt, you absolute unit!❤

[@maymayman0]

Can u have Stalltt on again please? considering Bryan has disappeared from the podcast lately ?

[@maymayman0]

hi following up on this? thank you.

[@maymayman0]

hi following up on this? thank you.

[@lurker5087]

That ad read was probably the funniest part in this podcast

[@Julian-uk6mj]

wow you guys got an actual sponsor holy shit

[@rambibambi3810]

Amazing ad bit. Glad u guys r making more money. Keep up the great work guys, love it.

[@bio-phobia3895]

Finally a Stallt- episode, LET'S GOOOOO. It's ironic hearing Sam say poob has a low bar for good movies when Sam's movie taste sucks lmao

[@Rudude55]

I had that same book from a scholastic's bookfair as a kid. That shit was horrifying

[@deadshot4245]

Holy Shit Stalt the champion himself.

[@armed_but_blind2768]

I always enjoy the part where they all talk at once and you can't hear anyone talk. Paving the way with this podcast.

[@Rulers]

i remember owning that cryptid book when i was a kid that weird red dude freaked me the hell out

[@C_on_my_C]

Fill the gumball machine with d20s and use it for D&D

[@damram6952]

That children's book was in my school library growing up. That shit was so cool honestly.

[@crispy_flesh5537]

can we please bring back the old intro I love it so much and it gives like a preview to the episode which is super nice

[@Notpoop906]

that rocket shaped vending machine poob has took me back years 😂What a treasure trove he's cultivating!

[@ARKVDE]

Good to see yall got ads now congrats!

[@FunnyEnigma02]

“Gwyns tight dude” Jesus man lmao

[@MoxieRiley]

Gotta say that was the best god damn ad read of all time👍

[@tehsammichman]

HOLY SHIT THEY GOT A SPONSOR

[@jonnybravo6968]

Thanks for the hard work stalltt ❤

[@cosput]

8:31 Don't need subtitles now we can see Stallt's reactions

[@Neiscience]

Im, here for the audition....

[@0equals1ao]

2:58 I've never, once in my entire life, heard a real nervous swallow.

[@jjt-l5c]

I have been waiting so long for this moment. I think stalltt is hilarious.

[@geronimoortiz5413]

Truly doing gods work, I feel like it’s a fair trade having cured that mans ptsd for losing one sub

[@blazingcbolt9522]

You can always break the sticks off the suckers and put them in the gumball machine.

[@drmott_gaming2392]

I loved the part pool asked about the auto blow a few times lol but everyone ignored him but the look on his face looked sad like he wanted to see how great it is before he buys one lolol had me 💀

[@habocky]

Guys the Marylin Manson thing, was not just in the USA schools as a story. We talked about it as well in our schools and i live in Hungary... :D

[@BreddyK]

finally! ive been saying that stallt needed to be in an episode!

[@exion101]

Stalltt should do outros for all the episodes :D

[@frstyby9886]

I went to get some triscuits and came back to poob rambling to himself. This is peak podcast content

[@jessewoodyard4730]

i hope brian doesnt get replaced sad day just add stalt to the chaos

[@reflections7498]

Every time I watch this podcast I hotbox myself too make this podcast even more interesting too listen to while being in a room full of that gas

[@squadcar25]

Would like to see more of Stallt on here in the future. I know he's involved and puts in his quips via text but the dude's always cool.

[@supremejustice22]

Will there be more Poob merch? I need it

[@bruce7188]

911 segment had me audibly laughing

[@seanroberson8688]

Bryan was the conductor of Operation Midnight Climax.

[@tyranidtrygon]

Congrats on the sponsor!

[@Geologese]

"I would be more impressed meeting an accountant." I told my wife this because she is told her job is so boring by everybody. She was on the verge of killing herself, but thanks to some random guy showing a hint of admiration to accounting she decided that maybe she shouldn't kill herself. Thank you Poob for saving my wife.

[@gaberyan5075]

I want more stalt GIVE MORE STALLT