I’m glad these channels aren’t going viral anymore, it was a literal cancer to the platform
@suguo16603 жыл бұрын
First
@essentialsacrificeguy3 жыл бұрын
You got a point there man
@randomdoseofstuff82973 жыл бұрын
It is
@rssl55003 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PlasDoesGames3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Dacept3 жыл бұрын
Surprises me how millions of people subscribe to these channels only to be fed videos like "I Got My Goat Pregnant In Elementary School"
@nunabusiness24423 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@iamachr73273 жыл бұрын
That title is relatable
@nunabusiness24423 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if they had a video named that
@xgamecraft3 жыл бұрын
True Mr. Dacept
@Theaura13 жыл бұрын
thats why i sub to the channel
@hannahmontann3 жыл бұрын
This story is already horrifying, but the way the voice actress reads the narration by giggling constantly just makes it so much worse. "I'm just so QUIRKY for having so many kids!" Can she emotionally and financially support all of them? Why does she think she's ready to be a mother while she's still in high school? This type of thing shows up all the time in Wattpad and Episode stories and it bothers me because babies are seen as a cute aesthetic choice, when in reality these girls would be struggling to raise their kids.
@springsnapped54352 жыл бұрын
Frrrr
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly2 жыл бұрын
People are stupid AF
@MeeraReads8 ай бұрын
She sounds like a computer voice. The way she ends her sentences is very uncanny valley
@sail41704 ай бұрын
Not even high school at first literal MIDDLE school
@diobrando-dw9rl4 ай бұрын
those animators and scenarists never heard of age of consent💀💀💀
@obiwankenobi97223 жыл бұрын
Kid: exists This girl: "a fine addition to my collection"
She’s really treating her family like Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all. Edit: Now they fight.
@Squidwart1563 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6rWgp-aa8h_e80
@Theemeraldgamestone3 жыл бұрын
"gotta birth them all" I'll leave...
@cherrybomb27063 жыл бұрын
@@Theemeraldgamestone please stop
@magnus21113 жыл бұрын
@@Theemeraldgamestone please continue
@thespatulaa3 жыл бұрын
@@Theemeraldgamestone 😭😭
@MadGrubble2 жыл бұрын
This is such a creepy message to aim at kids 🤮 Also, I’m 31. I have a full time job. My husband has a computer science degree and a mathematics degree. He also works a full time job. We have no children, no outstanding debt and we live way out in the middle of nowhere Indiana…. and WE STILL CAN’T afford a big nice house 😆😆😆 🤔 I think I need to have a chat with this teen moms financial advisor
@domino55252 жыл бұрын
hello state neighbor.
@MadGrubble2 жыл бұрын
@@domino5525 Howdy :-)
@ManoraManYT6 ай бұрын
Fellow Hoosiers
@Singapura_Lion3 ай бұрын
Try living in Singapore.its literally almost IMPOSSIBLE to find a *big* nice house.
@HuntergamerbenOfficialАй бұрын
Bro Are These Videos Promoting Poverty and Teenage Pregnancy I Genuinely Think Their Goal Is To Overpopulate The World
@calessel31393 жыл бұрын
I like how she just adopts children as if she's buying milk at the grocery store. Adoption is a very lengthy, bureaucratic and costly endeavor. Adoption agencies dont hand out children like candy. Typically it takes three or four years to receive ONE child. So assuming shes even granted permission to adopt children (and she wouldn't be) it would literally take decades for her to obtain the remaining eight children.
@iatehamborger55793 жыл бұрын
Her secret ingredient is crime
@calessel31393 жыл бұрын
@@iatehamborger5579 Yeah, the twist ending is that's shes not actually adopting children, shes abducting them.
@RobertSmith-ik4vd3 жыл бұрын
They do if you find them on clearance
@ukaszw66233 жыл бұрын
Maybe she is not from USA
@degradedanimationandgaming6722 Жыл бұрын
@@RobertSmith-ik4vd i laughed at this lol
@spiderboi_293 жыл бұрын
That whole story just sounds like a 7 year old girl's future plans.
@amaliavogt9103 жыл бұрын
lol, the funny thing is, a middle schooler would die if they tried to give birth, and TRIPLETS? hell no. and also, judging by the animation of her uh body.....she is not a middle schooler..
@hiimmya10413 жыл бұрын
@@amaliavogt910 never heard of early puberty?? Some of the girls in my primary school looked like her and they were all under 12
@itsmeyourluck73023 жыл бұрын
@@hiimmya1041 she never grew through out the story and even if she hit it early it would still take time
@hiimmya10413 жыл бұрын
@@itsmeyourluck7302 yeah ik but I don't think they'd take their time just to change her body shape every second💀
@itsmeyourluck73023 жыл бұрын
@@hiimmya1041 every second is very won't it would take multiple scenes until a time skip and the fact she birthed triplets twice and twins once and worked it all off is very incorrect
@corastephens4059 Жыл бұрын
She can't treat her bio kids any better because she can't remember which ones are adopted or not lol
@Crafty_Breeze10 ай бұрын
💀
@debaniyla547Ай бұрын
😭😭
@jooei28103 жыл бұрын
This story has cringe, horror and disbelief in a perfect harmony.
@cylindricalfire3 жыл бұрын
Cringe and unrealism mostly
@unknownperson40743 жыл бұрын
I agree
@jaciiibeh65723 жыл бұрын
The thought of having so many kids scares me 😐
@theviking56673 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Stupid And Dumb!
@michaelafton17882 жыл бұрын
@@cylindricalfire Fr
@poke_ak3 жыл бұрын
This seems like a nightmare
@johnfortune18083 жыл бұрын
Loomian legacy
@gottalivehappy3 жыл бұрын
no seriously
@flippy101mph93 жыл бұрын
ABSOFUCKINGLUTLY IT IS A NIGHTMARE KNOWING THIS IS A THING!!! Now I'm all for pregnancy that has got to be my ultimate fantasy but THIS is an abomination
@rylenstuffsv23 жыл бұрын
Because it is *"Sherlock!?"*
@TheRetro_Bacon Жыл бұрын
“the kids were super shy, and struggled to adapt to their new home” “YEAH I CAN IMAGINE, THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT THEY WENT TO ANOTHER FOSTER HOME, WALK IN AND THERES ALREADY 10 CHILDREN JESUS CHRIST!”
@Potterhead44320 күн бұрын
lol 😂
@MarcoMarraSamoanLikeYou3 жыл бұрын
She's trying to complete her secret, personal Pokedex. Gotta catch em all
@johngancarcik56823 жыл бұрын
XD shiny hunting
@ties91233 жыл бұрын
Lets go, caterpie!!!!
@verybored69223 жыл бұрын
She’s gonna keep collecting until she gets a shiny charizard
@divyanshupandey24363 жыл бұрын
Hatch* 💀
@roto3613 жыл бұрын
I effing laughed my ass off at this comment😂😂😂
@paladinfoxx65743 жыл бұрын
Tommy is the most fertile man who ever lived.....apparently
@ollikoskiniemi62212 жыл бұрын
That's not how fertility works. One normal man could possibly inpregnate over hundred women in a month.
@cassandrakennedy8182 Жыл бұрын
Nah its that one guy who has 100+ KIDS?!?!?!
@michaelawesome1864 Жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan would tell him to slow the fuck down
@ayoutubechannel6045 Жыл бұрын
I like to bite my nails
@bluebeka245811 ай бұрын
She as well
@gabrielcomic2 жыл бұрын
This is the best horror video I've seen this season so far...the message this one sends to teens like "it is so cool to have lots of children, even if you don't have a job or a career, who cares about that? my partner will support me..or the government...or whatever...!" that is terrifying, pure cult propaganda hahaha, great video as usual August!
@Crafty_Breeze10 ай бұрын
Support pregnant teens, but dont support teen pregnancy
@NikoKuehne4 ай бұрын
@@Crafty_Breezeuhh…what? id say i hope this is a joke, but coming from an american i assume it isnt. disgusting
@shade_6663 жыл бұрын
She’s breaking the rules you can only have 6 Pokémon on your team she has to throw the rest in a box
@rill6893 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mrgameandwatch52na453 жыл бұрын
Dark
@victoriaestherxD3 жыл бұрын
@@mrgameandwatch52na45 no he is speaking fax
@DanBulboTheGamer3 жыл бұрын
And she didn't even choked them with DVDs at the second they were born You know you gotta get rid of those bad moves soon
@potatobird523 жыл бұрын
release them into the wild
@BadassHater13 жыл бұрын
Imagine how destroyed her womb should be at this point. It's basically post-apocalypse down there
@MrBurningToast3 жыл бұрын
"Day 32 this waste land called a womb is survive or die i have to hide They are comming"
@thebigmightybug26093 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@brianstanton27213 жыл бұрын
@@MrBurningToast Lmao it's like Terminator there's like flying machines trying to eradicate everything that moves
@vexzno3 жыл бұрын
imagine birthdays, CHRISTMAS, and all the other holidays. Like you just have a third of the neighborhood to your door on halloween and they take lots of candy. Also imagine how much money would be gone for christmas because you have 18 children
@tentedkarma74653 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@certifiedhomelanderstan2 жыл бұрын
0:16 “Middle school” And “Pregnant” Should not be in the same sentence.
@Gabriel.57011 ай бұрын
"My middle school teacher is pregnant"
@yourshoulderdevil52298 ай бұрын
"I was not pregnant in Middle school."
@Iamstaringatursearchhistory5 ай бұрын
"middle school and pregnant should not be in the same sentence"
@NikoKuehne4 ай бұрын
ironic
@norafroud92324 ай бұрын
"I was pregnant when my son started middle school"
@pieseldatches3 жыл бұрын
Animated Storytime Channels be like: "I Got Pregnant At 2 Years With My Daddy And Gave Birth To My Mother Who Turned Out To Be My Long Lost Grandmother And She Got Me Pregnant Again So I Got Her Boyfriend Pregnant Who Turned Out To Be Hitler And Started WWIII" *A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D*
@TrackPadDad3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahah yes
@rssl55003 жыл бұрын
Lmao wtf did I just read lol
@spookiicat57193 жыл бұрын
Yes your grandfather is Hitler
@porcodanet48573 жыл бұрын
it's true, I was the pregnant
@nunabusiness24423 жыл бұрын
Wait, have you been spying on me? How'd you know my life story?
@squanchr3 жыл бұрын
August's little Duck animation at the end is better than their whole career...
@sunwookim50463 жыл бұрын
agreed 100% its kinda cute
@appointeddisappointment96763 жыл бұрын
waddle waddle
@seanwilkinson86963 жыл бұрын
The wee dooc wobble-waddling is the perfect brain palate cleanser after watching a Karen freakout, obnoxious Tokkers with full pockets and empty souls, etc.
@graph1cer3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Trashymusicy3 жыл бұрын
Idk why he got rid of it
@codenameloser84882 жыл бұрын
I love how happy she sounds about her dream finally becoming a reality when she is legit 18 years old. Some big families probably stop having children at like double your age lady
@favoritemustard35424 ай бұрын
The most unbelievable part was she didn't already have a pregnancy test in the house when she got pregnant the 2nd time! j/k lol
@captain_gordy3 жыл бұрын
The amount of times she says the specific phrase "big happy family" really feels like some kind of propaganda psy-op
@Corbyn_white10 ай бұрын
No she doesn’t want a big happy family. She wants an NFL team.
@Vanishingink44 ай бұрын
He’s onto us
@hafiyyhiz3 жыл бұрын
"We both agreed having big happy familys was the best" Me having 3 siblings: FoRgOTten
@cheddis32493 жыл бұрын
Agreement *cries in too many siblings*
@graph1cer3 жыл бұрын
I have 6 siblings😭😭😭help meeee
@cloppin3 жыл бұрын
@@graph1cer I have 4
@Moody_Bun3 жыл бұрын
I have 3 siblings too but it feels like 17 people in the house 😂
@eastonb.93 жыл бұрын
@@Moody_Bun same
@dejus_e3 жыл бұрын
We’re not just faking stories, we’re making humans everyday.
@CallMeElv323 жыл бұрын
hol' up
@Buzzee5382 жыл бұрын
XD
@leeneko76812 жыл бұрын
what 😳
@gabbyespiritu7569 Жыл бұрын
that's Dhar Mann
@corundumkrabble5035 Жыл бұрын
We're not just faking stories, we're faking lives
@HooliganArts3 жыл бұрын
Having 8 children, buying a house and adopting 10 children at 18... Hmmm seems realistic.
@t1028.3 жыл бұрын
Yes very realistic.
@whatamistudio25572 жыл бұрын
In reality you will die when you give birth at age 12 if your parents allow it which they will not
@NikoKuehne4 ай бұрын
the most unrealistic part about this is buying a house at 18 lmao
@user-js1sn2de7e2 ай бұрын
And she’s unemployed. Hmmmmm...
@techobladeneverdies87603 жыл бұрын
“Are you just collecting these children?”😂
@enel82193 жыл бұрын
E
@monkeballs30633 жыл бұрын
Speedrun
@bobfat94583 жыл бұрын
10:25 listen to what she says
@long-nose-james63363 жыл бұрын
@@monkeballs3063 any% world record
@countrymanrandylewis84633 жыл бұрын
@@monkeballs3063 AHH EWW WTF
@meitsubaki9073 Жыл бұрын
7:47 August you also forgot to ask, "Why the hell is that middle child so abnormally huge?" No scratch that, there's two of them. All i have to say about this video and it's so called bs about having a quest to have 18 children at 18, seems like a bankrupt quest. There's no way in hell having that many children is going to be happy. Not to mention, the amount of child support they're going to need, food, supplies, and bedrooms. And the funniest thing about this is the fact that she claims that the man has enough money to support all of that. This is a story of a crazy woman who's destroying lives and a man's freedom. Lol he's literally stuck with her for the rest of his life. I'll give them a year of their made up fantasy before reality takes in XD
@suguo16603 жыл бұрын
This channel is growing faster than a wild fire
@user-lu2wi2tv8w3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@suguo16603 жыл бұрын
@@user-lu2wi2tv8w just wow this is the most people to like one of my comments
@BlueRockEye3 жыл бұрын
the subcount went from 180k or something to 300k+ in like 3 days or so
@devlinmorrison88843 жыл бұрын
He deserves it though :)
@suguo16603 жыл бұрын
Dang this blew up
@captain_starg3 жыл бұрын
So the girl is basically ash ketchum, but instead of pokemon, she catches children - gotta catch them all!
@topiheimola693 жыл бұрын
Now that just sounds wrong xD
@captain_starg3 жыл бұрын
@@topiheimola69 yea, i know xD
@theironrubberduck3 жыл бұрын
Poor choice of words but yeah
@captain_starg3 жыл бұрын
@@theironrubberduck nono, those words were thought out before i posted it
@favoritemustard35424 ай бұрын
I pick you, _Childozar!!_
@pabixiao2 жыл бұрын
This is so terrifying to me. Having one kid is so much work. This would be my nightmare.
@Potterhead44320 күн бұрын
fr
@2b1343 жыл бұрын
so she already has 13 kids and then when she got the last 5 she says "I can't believe I FINALLY have a BIG family" or something stupid like that like she didn't already have an absurb amount of family members
@gauravmalik96883 жыл бұрын
what can i say except ,"Gotta catch em all"
@ReiChiquita5673 жыл бұрын
She want all the 151
@MaskedIcicles3 жыл бұрын
Life Lesson: *Don't fall in love young, You may take a dark turn like Tessa*
@Theemeraldgamestone3 жыл бұрын
I'm dumb but I'm not that dumb
@susman6.93 жыл бұрын
Its spelled Tessla
@NikoKuehne4 ай бұрын
yeah wait until youre in your early 20s, or better than that, wait until you can support yourself first before needing to support someone else. same goes with having a child but mfs never acknowledge this
@nuhafathima49506 ай бұрын
2:33 Big family:❌ Big heads:✅
@Potterhead44320 күн бұрын
lmao 💀😭
@aguy24593 жыл бұрын
She wants more children so the family business can be expanded imagine if every one of her children got at least two kids each that would be around 36. STONKS
@notfaken76043 жыл бұрын
my mom had 9 kids and the doctor fourced her to tie her tubes so this woman is stealing someone kids
@That_Bot_62523 жыл бұрын
Wait till they give birth too
@Alexeiyeah3 жыл бұрын
Marry they all, easy way to gather up the Prestigie you need to form HRE. Maybe the Western Roman Empire.
@Everlucky_Clover2 жыл бұрын
wanna know the dark side to this story......... she has an equal number of each gender.
@davidsitter37183 жыл бұрын
Tommy is literally just her dad shrunk down a little. Creepy!!
@tremendousyeet34673 жыл бұрын
**clap clap** SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!
@acoustic_.3 жыл бұрын
@@tremendousyeet3467 YEAHHHHHHH
@bradentheman13733 жыл бұрын
Yea.. *SWEAT HOME ALABAMA*
@uncleweirdbeard863 жыл бұрын
Welp, I made it to 7:04 and had to quit watching. Now I need to sweep up a pile of dead brain cells that fell out while watching this
@IbrokethelawАй бұрын
I'll help, my brother's sweeping mine
@Imjustspeakingmymind3 жыл бұрын
"these children are terrifying" bruh I'm 😭 crying 😂
@enel82193 жыл бұрын
E
@Jarthalamew3 жыл бұрын
*A few things to unpack here:* first off I crunched some numbers and none of this adds up like at all. Let me start off by saying I know this is fake but it was still fun to figure out this stuff. So first off, age. She claims she had her first kid(s) in middle school at age 15. She also states that her first pregnancy was triplets, this means that she has 3 years to give birth to 15 children. So with that let’s assume that she miraculously only gives birth to triplets throughout this story, (which by the way only has a 1 in 9000 chance of happening.) it would take her 3.75 years to give birth to 15 children while only having triplets. So already it is impossible for her to naturally have 18 kids by 18 not to mention it’s already near impossible to have triplets 6 times in a row. Btw it would take 4.5 years to have 18 kids only having triplets. A few extra things I caught: 1: she calls Tommy’s dad her “father in law” which is basically stating that she and Tommy are married, but legal marriage age is 18 in the US. 2: she makes 18 kids by age 18 possible by adopting kids, which wouldn’t make sense as you must be 18 to legally adopt a child, not to mention there’s so way an adoption agency would let a 16 year old girl adopt 8 children when they already have 8 of their own. And with that, I rest my case. If you read through this whole thing, thank you, and I bid you good day :)
@bootyclap69k3 жыл бұрын
And if she wanted to have 18 babies by 18 without having to have triplets every time, she would have to start having babies at her 6.5th birthday and have another baby immediately after giving birth to the one before it, even with her doing that, the cops would 100% be involved, and even if we include her adopting the kids, she literally couldn’t adopt the kids, and even if she somehow could, it still takes about a year to officialize adopting kids, but if she went with the no adoption 100% route she wouldn’t be able to have kids after her first because she’d have to start having kids at 6.5 because of the cops
@kenolson65722 жыл бұрын
There is no standard age of marriage law in the US. It falls under state laws, so there could be 50 slightly different answers to this statement.
@GeekExtremist2 жыл бұрын
I didn't read all this solely because your numbers are already off by the first statement. She had triplets at age 12. Though really none of this matters since there's no way this is a true story.
@Blazing_Emblem_Natsumi2 жыл бұрын
@@GeekExtremist that’s even worse in a lot of cases!
@atg4eva Жыл бұрын
Why are people using advanced maths to calculate how stupid this story is?
@connors6380 Жыл бұрын
"wanted to finish my quest" bro i was dying 10:00
@Gabriel.57011 ай бұрын
The 70 child speedrun
@Lazystudios-ik7dn4 ай бұрын
The grind is crazy
@saurishnagrath60453 жыл бұрын
These stories sound like someone did too much LSD and just drank a gallon of coffee
@that_deaf_dude993 жыл бұрын
More like a gallon of 1800s original Coke-a-Cola
@bootyclap69k3 жыл бұрын
@@that_deaf_dude99 emphasis on the coke
@lovetiybasket17453 жыл бұрын
You’re not wrong when you say “this is the weirdest side of KZbin” I like your videos good job on 300k
@hawaiiskylineandelevators41153 жыл бұрын
I agree! I can totally relate with what AugustTheDuck says because it’s very true and it would be stuff I would say about my least favorite KZbin videos like the animated story one
@gottalivehappy3 жыл бұрын
it literally is
@Squidwart1563 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6rWgp-aa8h_e80
@capnlatenight53563 жыл бұрын
I've been watching August ever since his magician video and it's been amazing watching the channel grow.
@ArchangelTwelve3 жыл бұрын
my man is growing like 100k every 2 days. good for him
@ytk25082 жыл бұрын
11:04 sounds like she says "cool" instead of "cruel"
@Beetlejuice0167 Жыл бұрын
Loving your biological children more than your adopted ones is cool as fuck
@meowsicalesdarkshadow58254 ай бұрын
@@Beetlejuice0167nice
@thealt94643 жыл бұрын
Wait… So she supposedly flew, all over the world trying to find the “perfect 5”?
@Error-zm4ee3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a lit action movie ngl
@astronomydemon63123 жыл бұрын
Umbrella Academy.
@fortycat3 жыл бұрын
@@astronomydemon6312 bro ong that’s exactly what i was going to say lol
@BoomBoomMushroom3 жыл бұрын
Gotta catch em' all
@Crafty_Breeze10 ай бұрын
@@BoomBoomMushroomgotta birth em all
@OneofSomthing3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: “I start an adoption center with a constant supply of children.”
@nunabusiness24423 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: I adopted like 10 kids for heaps of money from child support.
@OneofSomthing3 жыл бұрын
@@nunabusiness2442 and tax cuts
@nunabusiness24423 жыл бұрын
@@OneofSomthing Then destroyed the government to remove taxes
@OneofSomthing3 жыл бұрын
@@nunabusiness2442 How to take down capitalism.
@nunabusiness24423 жыл бұрын
@@OneofSomthing With a coat hanger
@kelstersbreeze47143 жыл бұрын
The messages in this "cartoon" might never be able to be undone. At the very least, criminal pushing of the unattainable should be charged against the authors immediately.
@PlushieMaster3 жыл бұрын
Tommy Must Be Doing Crack if he agrees with everything
@rattusreads25313 жыл бұрын
Lmao you beat me to it
@user-id9oi1py4t2 жыл бұрын
thats an insult to crackheads
@PlushieMaster2 жыл бұрын
@@user-id9oi1py4t LMAO WHO TF CARES Crackheads are Terrible people and you must be one if you are getting mad at my JOKE!!!!
@user-id9oi1py4t2 жыл бұрын
@@PlushieMaster im also making a joke but you dont need one because you have a mirror
@PlushieMaster2 жыл бұрын
@@user-id9oi1py4t yeah my friend told me that you were joking as I was replying didn't feel like deleting the message so just replied lol
@alexamacusa3 жыл бұрын
Parents who just give their kids a phone in hopes to shut them up, is just the result of shit parenting
@Bloodturdhurts3 жыл бұрын
My parents didn’t give me a phone I actually worked for the 300 dollars for an iphone
@thatguydylansprint46533 жыл бұрын
@@Bloodturdhurts idk how these kids do it, but the influence from social media tho
@technoneko81083 жыл бұрын
I dont know how but i grew up with out one but my little siblings got spoiled all the time, weird double standard of super strict and super lazy that i grew up with.
@kuromitsuko9203 жыл бұрын
10:50, Tommy is a Drug Lord
@MadaraUchiha-ne2td2 жыл бұрын
BROOOOO!!!😂
@PlushNest20183 жыл бұрын
August the Duck: A Avian Spokesman who almost has 500k.
@Squidwart1563 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6rWgp-aa8h_e80
@PatoChu3 жыл бұрын
Deserves waaaaaaaaaaaaaay moree subs
@myusernameissolonglolimgon87003 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ the last time I saw his channel he had like 98k And in less than a month he has 300k+ subs SHEEEsh
@caboverde96163 жыл бұрын
“My mom got pregnant and I was born!” Actually happened not fake
@silverblade3573 жыл бұрын
Why you lying, bro?
@arnoldj.samson57953 жыл бұрын
@@silverblade357 it's pretty hard to fake ngl
@caboverde96163 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldj.samson5795 exactly
@MrBurningToast3 жыл бұрын
I was born by a toaster
@silverblade3573 жыл бұрын
@@MrBurningToast Sounds legit.
@anartisticgent58673 жыл бұрын
2:40 she did say he came from a big family.
@bed92633 жыл бұрын
Lmao she’s gonna make a full collection like they’re action figures
@tatendam49563 жыл бұрын
You just made me laugh loud as hell in my room at 2 am thanks
@Squidwart1563 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6rWgp-aa8h_e80
@Gabe-og4vj3 жыл бұрын
@@tatendam4956 lol
@alanrajeev41503 жыл бұрын
Gotta catch em all
@kingdrnkn3 жыл бұрын
honestly just child trafficking with extra steps
@-TheMuffinMan3 жыл бұрын
6:19 The video said that his dad was her father in law. That shows that they were actually married by this time. At 15 and 16. I think I agree on the cult thing now.
@meowsicalesdarkshadow58254 ай бұрын
wait he got her pregoo at the age of 14 this is soooooo wronggggg
@Buki_sandwich3 жыл бұрын
At 10:05 I really liked the question of "why do you need 18?" Soo we got on plane. Ive seen enough fortnight to know where THIS is going.
@sergivillarsanlucas13173 жыл бұрын
These animations are made for 10 yr olds who don’t believe the crap fed to them but are just genuinely interested on what crazy event is gonna happen.
@enel82193 жыл бұрын
E
@Kingsman8383 жыл бұрын
E
@captaincluck838 Жыл бұрын
im 10 and watched one for that exact reason lmao
@I_always_have_been_Daniel49 Жыл бұрын
I did that well back in 2020
@jelllyshorts3 жыл бұрын
If it was Dhar Mann the title would be Young kids Speedruns having the most child in the world and instantly regret it
@enel82193 жыл бұрын
E
@shimuf Жыл бұрын
1:14 Alright i did the math, The time to give birth is like... 9 months, lets say that, Multiply that by 18.. you got 162.. now think of that in months, Divide that by 12.. and THEY WERE PREGNANT FOR 13 AND A HALF YEARS.. meaning they started at FOUR AND A HALF YEARS OLD...
@Zdfzrfdsfj Жыл бұрын
Twins and triplets or more
@TheHonouredOne463 ай бұрын
Assuming that she didn’t have any twins or triplets.
@shimuf3 ай бұрын
Yeah
@technoneko81083 жыл бұрын
Worse is when i notice my little siblings watching this type of thing, i tried showing my parents how bad these are, to her response, theyre young and dont understand, its not an issue. Parents become lazy and spoil children nowadays, it sucks
@paxtonTheEpic5 ай бұрын
true
@nickhipman58993 жыл бұрын
9:24 “probably thought they just got transferred” 😂 I’m dead
@nic58943 жыл бұрын
7:18 I'm starting to think so too.
@corbin_fishing3 жыл бұрын
This girl: spends $100 on lottery tickets and wins $5 Also this girl: I can’t believe I got so lucky
@pmchad3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it is very rare to even win anything in the lotto
@corbin_fishing3 жыл бұрын
@@pmchad not rly just depends on what you buy
@Floki_the_Boatbuilder3 жыл бұрын
The girl that gave her voice for this must have been REALLY desperate and this was the only alternative to becoming a hired gun
@ssamurai4 Жыл бұрын
4:53 its not like we were desperate for it to happen... What the devil hell? How one can see this situation?
@quin_Von_drhauhnat-BMCstudioCO3 жыл бұрын
I have one thing to say: USE PROTECTION FOR THE EVER LIVING HELL
@Squidwart1563 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6rWgp-aa8h_e80
@whharri20063 жыл бұрын
Or just not do it until you are married... that's another good option.
@reginaldcoleman19823 жыл бұрын
For real
@quin_Von_drhauhnat-BMCstudioCO3 жыл бұрын
@@whharri2006 or just don't have 18 children in such a short amount of time
@quin_Von_drhauhnat-BMCstudioCO3 жыл бұрын
@@Squidwart156 what????
@Michaelengelmann3 жыл бұрын
The way she keeps saying “babies” is funny to me
@Squidwart1563 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6rWgp-aa8h_e80
@Mc-.233 жыл бұрын
I feel like they hire like a voice after for a month to do different people that month, and they have an entire office of writers coming up with all this crazy stuff.
@perspgold89453 жыл бұрын
no teenager says "we" when referring to getting pregnant "we got pregnant" is an adult term, and not a normal one
@aharrypotterfan59513 жыл бұрын
I mean tbf this is supposed to be an adult talking about when they first got pregnant and “she” didn’t just wait 6+ years to make this one video
@EmbeddedWithin3 жыл бұрын
BUMBUM BBBBBBUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM
@thomasjohnson18853 жыл бұрын
That’s the only hole you saw in this story
@ninjafrog69662 жыл бұрын
“We got pregnant” is cringe regardless of the age of the person saying it
@nnxay74643 жыл бұрын
Some weird dude in 1900: We'll have flying cars by the 2000's maybe is 2020 We'll cure canc- 2021: Uhh.. Expectations we're to high...?
@ayoutubechannel6045 Жыл бұрын
5:32 man what is that goofy ahh dravis dott png in the background tf 💀💀
@Shadow__X3 жыл бұрын
10:33 holy shit that's 19, how lazy must the animators have been
@619363 жыл бұрын
Son : I’m going to my girlfriends house Mom : ok bring protection Son : I’m 13 Mom : and I’m 26
@ditpo72843 жыл бұрын
wow so original
@weirdpianodude76173 жыл бұрын
It kinda is
@gerarduspoppel28313 жыл бұрын
.Trust me my cousin was 56 and great grandfather. So it's not that exaggerated.
@epochhp88993 жыл бұрын
Oh no no no
@el3mental772TTV3 ай бұрын
Lina Marcela Medina de Jurado, born September 23, 1933, is the youngest confirmed mother in history, giving birth to her son Gerardo on May 14, 1939
@user-js1sn2de7e2 ай бұрын
How old was she?
@Holidayflowergirl2 ай бұрын
@@user-js1sn2de7eShe was 5, but she’s actually still alive.
@user-js1sn2de7e2 ай бұрын
@@Holidayflowergirl how can a five year old conceive!?
@IbrokethelawАй бұрын
@@Holidayflowergirl yes, but only one. Not triplets
@davidfelton77723 жыл бұрын
She's on a mission to let none of her eggs go to waste
@fishyboiwashere65133 жыл бұрын
How ever dislikes this man wants to see the world burn
@jaypolas41363 жыл бұрын
Well wild fire does exist
@KAMIKAHZ3Z3 жыл бұрын
Or they have nothing to do
@chelsymcclinton87992 жыл бұрын
10:30 She finna make a specialized army😂
@n.hetzendorfer3 жыл бұрын
me: hey a kid walking on the side walk whit her mom Tessa: 'GIVE ME THE CHILD'
@Ray-Of-Sunshine3 жыл бұрын
The WikiHow graphics and the actual dialogue make me feel like I was lobotomized. I hate this, Duck.
@nic58943 жыл бұрын
4:23 'This time it wasn't by accident' Dude really? You are just starting high school and already planning on having more kids? Wow. Oh my goodness, your parents aren't gonna be very happy about this.
@WeepyWoops3 жыл бұрын
I swear, these people gain thousands of dollars just by videos like "I'm a goat in an all elephant school"
@goldencalf133 жыл бұрын
To be fair that sounds like a pretty good children's story unlike all of the actual videos made by these channels
@WeepyWoops3 жыл бұрын
@@goldencalf13 Can't blame you.. disney making this a movie when?
@oj8183 жыл бұрын
Now the picture I can draw from this comment is just wrong
@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx3 жыл бұрын
@@WeepyWoops in the year 69,420
@sitoa33433 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they wanted to go on a date without their kids, might as well be running a private daycare
@spookyartistonyt3 жыл бұрын
Why I want to have pets for children
@GetHypedandShocked3 жыл бұрын
@@spookyartistonyt I call them Fur Babies
@kingofgoldgb64702 жыл бұрын
Ngl I love your pf pic
@Winnie5892 жыл бұрын
11:37 They look like the characters on wikihow if they stepped on a Lego
@ehangovani18513 жыл бұрын
i wouldn’t be surprised if this lady buys an entire orphanage and turns it into a children’s home
@shellshockhkmk78163 жыл бұрын
??? Oh wait I got it.....
@ramuneisyummy-60123 жыл бұрын
@@shellshockhkmk7816 I dont
@DelusionalFish_3 жыл бұрын
*hypothetical orphan kids being shy* “Oh it’s because they were abandoned once” 😃😃 Ah yes. Parents abandoned kids by dying. Those parents are terrible for abandoning their kids like that. Shouldn’t have died 🙄
@peytonbrown40022 жыл бұрын
0:02 ah yes you are definitely in love in middle school *sighs* young love
@DoNutx7773 жыл бұрын
Gotta give it to the narrator. Able to read all that without stopping and said "what the fuck?". Now that's professionalism
@KAMIKAHZ3Z3 жыл бұрын
Story time animated in a nutshell: BULLSH*T
@myusernameissolonglolimgon87003 жыл бұрын
It's an excuse for a channel
@MrSmity3 жыл бұрын
To complete the story it has to be told during a trans story time at the library.
@duck75053 жыл бұрын
Story animated Cringe Lies Shit More cringe
@Fennic-Fox-Games5 ай бұрын
How is her body not shutting down from all the kids she had that aren’t adopted wouldn’t she get severely hurt?
@evenstar173 жыл бұрын
9:19. Watching at 3 am and I’m trying not to burst out laughing
@tripstarkayzofficial3 ай бұрын
Haha its 3am rn 😂 l can't hold myself Laughing 2yrs in the future
@CHOwOMP3 жыл бұрын
Ya wanna know why I love august the duck, the fact he sounds so unenthusiastic and sad about how all of these KZbinrs lives have crumbled into some terrible mess, it’s hilarious thank you august
@juliettaylor89533 жыл бұрын
9:00- Holy shit, it's the children of the fucking corn!
@TnT_F0X3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, she makes Iphones in the basement. Need tiny hands.
@fishdookie3 жыл бұрын
8:37 you arent the legal age to even sign legal papers???
@christophercarey1652 жыл бұрын
5:12 are you trying to tell me that they aren’t mentally burned out after a day of middle/high school
@FelipeRodrigues-qg7vr3 жыл бұрын
10:27...just like General Grievous “A fine addition to my collection”
@emvyst36183 жыл бұрын
"My mom and dad weren't super happy about it since they wished I would've waited a *_bit longer,_* but they loved the idea of having a baby in the house again." If I was a girl who got pregnant in middle school, my dad would have rushed me straight to a clinic for an abortion.
@Mr_Reaps253 жыл бұрын
That is the smart thing
@RaeTheReaper2 жыл бұрын
That is the reasonable and smart thing to do when anyone under the age of 18 gets pregnant. Even if you're 18 you still need to be financially stable.
@matejamicic30372 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Reaps25 no abortion is murder,its better to put the child up for adoption
@Blazing_Emblem_Natsumi2 жыл бұрын
@@matejamicic3037 she was 12. Realistically, she and her 3 children would’ve died if they didn’t do an abortion. So the children are died no matter what they do!
@asackboyplush6508 Жыл бұрын
@@matejamicic3037 yeah believe it or not giving birth at 12 is traumatic
@Abyssal28083 жыл бұрын
The entire time I'm just thinking, "Oh, just wait until you gotta pay for college! That's gonna end well."
@ii.90263 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Story time animated:my parents disowned me for being pregnant at 8 yrs old.
@enel82193 жыл бұрын
E
@itcho_boy_rob30643 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing my nieces watching videos like these. I used to be an optimist about future generations but when I think of how I used to watch Nova on PBS (things about the birth of the universe, evolution, astronomy, and nature) when I was that age and these kids are watching this BS, I have to worry.
@beolsoli55102 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how in one frame when shown the entire family one of the boy and girl triplets were gone? XD Makes you wonder what happened to them. She's secretly selling them for money. That's her end goal.