This is The Dumbest Video on YouTube

[@duffin.caprous]

I like how he reflexively puts his sunglasses on when he wakes up like they're prescription glasses or something.

[@anynonymous1585]

Gotta have the rizz 24/7

[@UrMom-ty7mw]

@@anynonymous1585 bro think he lightskin 💀

[@anynonymous1585]

@@UrMom-ty7mw I mean, his skin is pretty light so he's gotta have the unspoken rizz ready 🕶

[@_nwoony]

We have the same thing I think. It’s light sensitivity so he often wears glasses to stop issues

[@nuffypuffy2]

@@_nwoony Maybe the sunglasses are apart of his character!

[@anynonymous1585]

"That was a big jump, he could be hurt!" -Chester, who just experienced a 40+ year old man hatching from a giant egg who jumped out of a window and started running through the yard naked

[@Terriblevisionthough]

Lol

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

a normal sunday night

[@anynonymous1585]

@@catscanhavelittleasalami What kind od weirdo are you? Thats a normal Friday night, sicko.

[@thestankyfishy]

Normal bird on Ohio

[@TR_GRIM]

To be fair he didn't witnessed the man hatching and it called him momma bro was tryna take up responsibilities what's so wrong with that

[@friskdacatarchival]

The idea of ordering an egg off the dark web just seems so absurd that it's hilarious in my opinion.

[@Gatorade69]

Don't you know you can find anything on the Darknet?

[@bruceleesmilkytiddies]

Imagine it was a normal chicken egg instead of that giant egg 😂

[@TR_GRIM]

@@bruceleesmilkytiddies the would make for a more realistic video

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yea

[@elijahsmall5873]

Yea, that's the point and what makes it so funny. It's comedic horror.

[@haruki_oma]

“mAmA..” The way he sounded like an actual child is concerning

[@Candy_luvv33]

fr..

[@gonzo26nix]

I have to say, my favorite part was when he heard the noise.. investigated.. saw movement in the egg.. ran screaming.. and then went to bed. what was the thought process? "OMG!!! WHAT ELDRITCH HORROR IS THIS?!?!? oh! it's nappy time, guess I'll get some shut-eye"

[@anynonymous1585]

He's just a little shweepy

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

I mean...that's basically what Victor Frankenstein did in the original novel. He saw the creature rise and start moving, then he ran away screaming, leaving the lab door open in the process...then went upstairs and decided to take a nap? Like, he didn't faint or anything, he just legitimately decided to go to sleep and hope the monster would be gone by the time he woke up...

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8752]

I'm still convinced that Life of Luxury never meant to make serious horror videos. I think they're actually just really dark parody sketches

[@elijahsmall5873]

It's pretty clear that it's all satire. They even say in the disclaimer that it's all for entertainment and artist purposes.

[@BiblicalGremlin]

Mad respect to Chester for taking responsibility for his new motherhood 👍😪 He’ll make a fantastic mom, I just know it

[@umbrellacorp.]

12:00 Man baby wants some milk from his new mom. 😂

[@shraddhas5420]

Till date, he is still waiting for his old man/baby/son to come back...

[@Phobe6656]

*dad

[@cutmehtwice]

@@Phobe6656 shh

[@adibaafifsuhabintawadud1476]

@@Phobe6656 mama

[@Foxxylizzie]

I actually unironically enjoy these videos. I like how well done, and how much effort they put into trying to make them scary, but you can tell they're meant to be comedic, more like joke horror

[@bard4uu]

me too honestly

[@nightcoreeclub]

the organic watch thing is actually a cool horror idea 😮 worm wrist watch….

[@elijahsmall5873]

Yes! I think that's what they're going for. A more satire comedic horror effect and I really enjoy it.

[@2ndreformation132]

11:48 I love how he takes the time to put his sunglasses on 😂

[@Josh-sn7en]

and the fact that he just sleeps with his camera🤣

[@samiamtheman7379]

Well, he's got to keep track of the visions in his eyes.

[@shraddhas5420]

Lol

[@cutmehtwice]

@@Josh-sn7en I think the camera would be understandable in this circumstance

[@Josh-sn7en]

@@cutmehtwice that's true

[@Darkstar4655]

Bro just imagine your just chillin on your porch then all of a sudden a naked dude just falls through a broken window in the middle of the night

[@Nesso_]

THE INTRO GOT ME DYING 💀

[@LuxembourgBoy]

SAME LMAO

[@goofygoober234]

MA meh

[@paradox4708]

So we just not gonna talk about the acting 😭😭

[@yeyewhatever4851]

He did like 2027263727 times

[@paradox4708]

@@yeyewhatever4851 must have missed that 🤣

[@cutmehtwice]

Yeah when I watched it when I was younger it was honestly so much better

[@TR_GRIM]

No one is talking about how the man jumped over his head and left his underwear on Chester's face and he's just swinging his arm around aimlessly like dawg that shit killed me

[@nignamedmutt7270]

@@paradox4708 You gotta press the big sideways triangle, and that "plays" the video. It's really cool, you should try it out! You wanna know another cool trick most people don't know about? If you scroll down you can read comments, AND SOME OF THEM EVEN TALK ABOJT THE BAD ACTING!!!! Ok, one last bonus fact to help you with the basics: You DON'T actually have to type "WWW." before each website im the URL.

[@Twolves36]

Sold! To the guy who doesn't quite get how auctions work

[@bigmoe272]

So after he ran off into the night did he just stop and start walking to his car to change or something 😂

[@mikes.6251]

i love life of luxory so much haha. the comment i saw that best summed them up was adults who make horror parody for other adults, whilst making geniune horror content for children. literally geniuses in my opinion!

[@christinastokes5534]

My 8 yr old daughter and 10 yr old neighbor are absolutely convinced these videos are real and think I'm a psycho bcuz I just laugh the whole time while they freak out 😂 so very very accurate comment hahaha

[@slxxpyhollow]

@@christinastokes5534 that's adorable hahaha xD

[@adamfox7071]

I was on the fence with the idea but now I'm certain I'll never buy a 43 y/o man baby that hatched off the darknet.

[@The_Ragequit_Cannon]

August, I thought you'd learned by now. The moment you say "the worse X" or the "most disgusting X" or something like that, you're dooming yourself to find something worse

[@TheRealJoshie]

This is actually one of the better 3 A.M. channels. It's still not exactly a good thing, though. Also, when are you updating the end card? It's been like 2 or 3 months since it was updated.

[@salpaca53]

It's actually been almost a YEAR since he updated his end card.

[@tylersays-]

Baby diaper egg man deserves an Oscar

[@-monikalourens-6834]

parker: "uhh... whatcha got there?" chester, with a giant egg and a smoothie: "a smoothie"

[@Scrimblyz]

Chester Logic: Buys egg, receives it, and is shocked as to how big it is and that it's there, even though he literally was expecting it to arrive Is shocked and afraid when he finds out something hatched from it, and is now in his room calling him "Mama", even though he bought it with the intention of finding out if something really WAS inside of it Is saddened because his "Son" that he full on rejected like an unwanted baby ran away from "Home", and now wants to go look for him like a 'good parent' In conclusion, Chester has a hard time figuring out what emotions he should feel and when he should feel them

[@c0t1on.Cl0ud]

7:05 “Oh..uhm..hey dad, I were deleting a computer virus…on my tv. Haha, yeah…” That’ll work 👍

[@Aringka]

i can't imagine living next door to these guys, waking up at 3am to screaming. strange noises and naked people running out going "yup, another night, another horror video from the luxury boys"

[@russianinvader3207]

XD

[@theonewhowatchesthewatchme2275]

August, there are so many more questions. who sleeps with their sunglasses and a DSLR camara in their bed? Why does Chester always wear the sunglasses? Why did nobody change into more appropriate sleep wear? Why is the camara in the basement already the egg room camara since its not really a room and it arrived hours earlier you are not going to go into the CCTV system just to change that? Why do they always walk around with DSLRs everywhere, would be more convincing 3rd person.

[@diosoth]

10:15 If they had asked Bryan Cranston to do it he would have said "yes" solely for the opportunity, just saying. His co-stars have said he can't help it & it happened more than a few times in Malcolm & Breaking Bad.

[@rebel_badger]

The part where the old man took his diaper off killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀

[@BiglyChungus]

The list of things for sale sounded like rejected names for really crappy SCPs

[@Kruhee]

That egg man has a future career in naken horror acting.

[@alexxander966]

Your lucky I like you, August. I would not click on that thumbnail for anyone else Not much scares me, but laying on my side in bed scrolling and then seeing that guy laying in bed staring back at me like that... That scared me

[@BunkySpewer]

The mid-life crisis new born monster needs his own series lol. Imagine if the neighborhood sees and hears this naked man ranting like that. Ofc plenty of YTers are asking others to hold their case of beer here.

[@CyanoSP]

Egg moves/makes noises, Chester gets scared as hell and then thinks. "I guess the best course of action now is going to sleep". Jep good decision making here. 😂

[@RaphBlade7]

*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 3:47 - "It does resemble the egg of the rare giant Ultra Mega SEAGULL in the SALTY SEAGULL's Guide of mysterious eggs! However there is a species of cryptid who's eggs mimics Ultra Mega SEAGULL to the point its really hard to tell them apart visually! Some salty gull tales suggest this cryptid's eggs mimic like a Cuckoo's egg does for certain bird species it uses to care for its young!"

[@xenopinquiauri]

Ngl, I prefer these types of 3am channels over the Jaystation type ones any day. That is, I prefer watching dumb fun vids over ones that melt my brain and attention span in general any day.

[@SmolestZoomie]

"So if you start hearing explosions I'm not getting invaded or anything"- I'm gone 😂

[@BlushnBlossoms]

2:29 BRO I WHEEZED!!! CHESTER'S STUPIDITY AND NONSENSE KILLS ME 😂😂 and 3:13

[@Lunasushi_9]

THE 3:13 I WHEEZED SO HARD THAT I THINK I BROKE MT INTESTINES 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@bensoncheung2801]

69th 👍

[@Majora404err01r]

3:15 the way he scratches his head got he dying, as if he knows he can't read

[@rainbowditto9033]

YESS thanks for calling attention to the dope practical effects! If youre curious, kayakasaurus here on yt did a similar hatching egg thing on a much smaller scale, and seeing how much he struggled with that made this HUGE egg that much cooler tbh

[@flatpigeon9349]

I honestly love this channel. So much better than the 3am potion videos with buzz words and screaming. The amount of work put into this is incredible.

[@gregorsamsa79420]

I agree that this video wasn’t as scary as I anticipated it to be, but at least “Don’t Fall Asleep at Petey’s Playhouse..” makes up for it, right? Besides, at least this channel’s not as bad as ImJayStation, right?

[@celticlightning9703]

Cracks me up with these guys, I never see a light on in their house. It's like they only go buy video camera lighting

[@evang7954]

the egg giggling did me in. breathing is challenging

[@2LitersOfMilk]

11:59 the fact that the eggman doesnt have eyebrows adds to the scariness...

[@issuez-3429]

So we aren’t going to discuss this man waking up and putting his shades on to see? Lmaoooo 11:45

[@kaitlinkingson440]

and people like to ask why im scared of others - this is prim example

[@mindekinde]

August: Which one would you rather have in your bed at 3AM? Me with a straight face: Chester

[@Asifity]

After 7 years I gained the courage to start my own KZbin channel ( as I hated the sound of my voice and was insecure Abt it) I wanna thank u coz I love ur content and my account is of the same niche as yours.. good luck

[@g1gachad]

Best of wishes man! Convincing yourself to Create the channel is the hardest part

[@Asifity]

@@g1gachad Thanks))

[@Wamsuo58u]

@@g1gachad i wouldve thought coming up with unique content would be harder than anything else

[@DANGER-id6lv]

You post this on nearly every KZbinrs channel stop

[@rationalbacon5872]

You work that story bro.

[@NevermoreMadGirl]

I agree 100%, the Luxury channels are prime examples of so bad they’re good. Diaper man: Mama! Chester: Get away! Me: No Chester, you paid $15k for him, you take care of him! Diaper man: *Runs naked down the street.* Me: Their neighbors must love them.🤣

[@rockytopbob]

the part where the guy is popping out of the egg, I would say that the egg is on like a stand with a whole where he can poke his body through. When we get the wide shot of the nest you can see that the hay is kinda high and squarish, like it's covering up a stand.

[@Go0fieGam3rOFFICIALREALDEALYES]

"Just tell them you have a computer virus" I don't have a computer

[@rvlixsiamilktea]

Imagine the kids are waiting for his dad to return with milk but ends up doing this... Nah man crack does this DONT TAKE CR4K

[@bramblechaser162]

I kinda love these horror videos! It’s so bad it’s good

[@elijahsmall5873]

That's the idea

[@FangTheManokit]

Seems to be a mix of SCP-035 and 106 if they had a child, pure insanity, and the black goo

[@jkfootybros9425]

with the extra SCP-3199 egg

[@serjniklewski3195]

13:43 "DUDE WE SHOULD GO CHECK ON HIM" is the most white shit I've ever heard and I'm white

[@forster.no.1]

There neighbours be like "uh another normal day for us"

[@RavengersRage220]

Bro twerked at 0:05

[@Aliw1254]

Happy new years August your my favorite KZbinr

[@operator_hoodie]

What if August is actually a duck and the voice we hear is a human’s who is translating for the duck?

[@RSwizard101vids]

there's a video he did showing his face he is human

[@SkerdyFox]

If Parker knew how much they spent on that egg, he might reconsider letting that one out.

[@hiib0t]

this sounds like a thing you would read on the SCP wiki

[@neilchristiancalajate5615]

Because of that creepy thumbnail, it took me nearly 4 days to finally watch this video...

[@anotherHelldiver]

Yes,because ovens beep repeatedly

[@Sephariim]

Him being scared of whats inside makes sense bc there's a human hand there I would honestly be scared seeing a humans hand in an egg

[@Ringzz55]

That was a very ominous “MA MA” :)

[@Moose-mt4ku]

Do not slander life of luxury's name, they are the best ghost and monster hunters of our time

[@The_Frankenstein]

The "MAMA" at the start had my soul ripped out laughing, not tryna be that guy but they do it for entertainment or artistic purposes but its really stupid and funny that they do this.

[@scarose]

where credit is due, even if the script is bad, its acceptable if their intent is parody, and the editing and effort put into it is actually quite good.

[@keeliosity]

It is meant for entertainment purposes, it's bad acting and scripts on purpose for the giggles.

[@dumb_1dot]

Can someone teach LifeOfLuxery biology? I think humans cannot be born through an egg.

[@mario199923]

"I don't really like eggs " August, *you're a duck*

[@Loveless9441]

i would GLADLY pay 2300 dollars for those NYC tunnels just to avoid the subway

[@jared6343]

this shit feels like surrealist humor instead of trying to actually trick kids and it's funny in that regard

[@Cheesecurls417]

Sharpest knife. That’s the best dnd item EVER

[@SuperDuperGamimg]

Damn! That website has faster delivery service than Amazon.

[@Lynn_2006]

The "MAMA" was so agressive the second time LMAOOO

[@blackspider3839]

If I had a dollar for every time they said bro I could be rich

[@Dawnishere]

This is why I have Bed Knife and their sibling Bed Tomahawk for this exact situation ☝ Yeah the actor of the "Egg MAN!" was top notch. Hats off to you Egg MAN you nailed it 👌

[@Frenchyy_Toasty]

gotta love that 3am content

[@shottwice]

That one egg in the egg carton that actually fertilized:

[@OwO2620]

imagine just going down the 50 miles of tunnel under NYC, with the mistery car!

[@Xehxna]

lmfao 😆 when the egg made the screaming sound i burst into laughter.

[@Lenny056]

August pls keep up the awesome content 😂

[@A_Yk.]

Not chester going back to sleep after he heard noises from the egg

[@umbrellacorp.]

Happy New Year 2023 August.🍻 🎆 1:56 They should buy the used napkins next time. 😂 9:36 So... would the sunglasses guy be breastfeeding this grown man baby?. 12:00 He needs some milk. 🍼😂

[@averagehumanmale4003]

Bruh why the “dark web” look like an old cod multiplayer shop💀

[@bobbybillings6473]

Can't get enough of the duck keep up the good work thanks 👍

[@The_Badseed]

Lost opportunity, I would of bid on "nail clippings-Hannah". The Luxury guys are comedy gold

[@MagicalSergiosm]

this reminds me of my grandma rising out of the room while i am brushing my teeth

[@BO2_ZomZom]

A that’s my uncle busting inside my room at 6:27AM wanting me to take a field trip in his van

[@nickkerr6068]

@@BO2_ZomZom your uncle seems like a fun guy

[@anynonymous1585]

@@nickkerr6068 A fun guy thats not allowed within 200ft of the school

[@ILoveBrugesz]

Actually 500 ft.

[@anynonymous1585]

@@ILoveBrugesz No, thats the orphanage distance.

[@jesuschild5167]

I know that I could use a little bit more money this year.. my husband is going to a job interview right now.. please pray that he gets it..

[@NapNik]

No 👽💩🤖☠️👹🌚🙊🕳️🎉

[@davidturner8205]

These dude were so bad at helping others with their demons by always just running away, they had to buy their own demon lol. Jokes aside though, I feel they originally wanted to make horror movies on their channel which is why they are actually good (usually) with their FX and spooky vibe but their acting made them funny as F#€K so just started making some dark, creepy comedy.

[@cazaresgaming8118]

U know it’s a good day when August uploads

[@WalleyeWalrus]

It's the old bottomless suitcase gag old comedy teams used to use. Hollow on one side, placed on a cabinet, pull out sandwiches, hams, instruments, musicians.......etc.

[@pyroprincess7852]

Id really hate to be these guys neighbors

[@werecrocodile]

I'm up here at nearly 4 am, laughing my head off at this

[@elusivemayfly7534]

The “hatchling” looks a lot like someone I know. Just a passing-while-he-walks-the-dog acquaintance. If it’s him, our next interaction might be…awkward

[@bankrupt_batman]

These guys started as youtube super villains. I'm honestly glad to see them making this content.

[@Bella-nr7kg]

August if you see this just please keep up your content. It is hilarious and idk mostly hilarious just please keep it up

[@jediroko6946]

Yugoslavia does not exist anymore

[@azyraizel]

How do you get all the way through these horribly cheesy videos ,August the duck you're awesome

[@banirolls]

The existence of these channels is scarier than the fucking content 🗿

[@5tr82_he11]

Your voice is genuinely attractive and nice to listen to.

[@Truckngirl]

You're right. It is stupid. Happy New Year, Duck!