Aurelio Voltaire - Santa Claus is Satan - World Premiere Song OFFICIAL

[@localforestwitch7215]

"I think I ruined another Holiday!" He sounds so happy, it's insane

[@Diakosa.]

My God, it's all so clear now...

[@InstanbulRidah]

Always has been

[@Defenselessdamselindistress69]

Why am I just discovering this now in the middle of September and ten years later, and why do I absolutely love this song

[@londonshima6417]

Parents: How about you put on a Christmas song Audrey?? *me puts on this song* Parents: ...

[@ilpiratadellaluna4466]

*And comin' out for Christmas*

[@AS-ok2ni]

Funny and priceless. Parents..... quickly run to nearest church. You..... that not a church it a Satanic temple😉😂

[@cjjenson8212]

This year play gothic Christmas by W/T 🖤

[@azraelseraphim188]

Every year like clockwork, I always come back to this song to get into my Christmas vibe. It always makes me smile.

[@DC-Man-p5d]

I like to come back to this video on this time of year

[@irefoy]

Every year my favourite Christmas song and I like this version way more

[@kandifirestar9033]

I think my science teacher watched your video because he was arguing with us during Christmas time about how Santa was Satan and it was the best way to blow away the time in that dull class.

[@richardgoldenberg1692]

One dislike. Santa's not pleased with Voltaire blowing his disguise.

[@wickedbasket8858]

Richard Goldenberg 😂I love this comment!

[@roselpettel6947]

Correction 69 dislikes. I think he pissed off all the Christian mammies

[@danielcook4102]

True that lol

[@patricklassen9669]

Well that's the problem people need to know the truth

[@chrisankele9956]

.... I'm starting to think suspect maybe Voltaire is santa.

[@MithyLove]

Am I the only one who wants a Voltaire song for every holiday?? My life would be complete!

[@lostasadorespr]

I'm a Christian...and I just got to say...Voltaire is more awake than most pastors and churches regarding the origins of Christmas and Santa Claus's identity.

[@rustyshackleford6035]

You do get it's a joke right? 😂

[@alanmartin1788]

2019 and waiting for a Voltaire Christmas album

[@overdrive023]

My father and I really enjoy Voltaire’s music, so that would be a great way to piss of my mother XD

[@Ironheade712]

Voltaire Ruins Christmas would be a great album

[@sheogorath2020]

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...

[@elinor1968]

It's that time of year again.

[@raynebridgemen7331]

I listen to this every year

[@TheWeirdsocks]

Still my fave Christmas song

[@endless013]

these captions are gold. Can't believe it took 4 years to hit c and check the caps

[@lotterslotts9387]

Yep, will never be unhappy that I got you to autograph my arm or that I got that autograph tattooed on

[@WarBandit111]

I hope he "ruins" valentines day! :D

[@Setja]

It would be great! ^^ I personally strongly dislike this day. (And I've got serious reasons of course! :D )

[@WarBandit111]

Setja Nerthe Yeah, that holiday is hit or miss with most people. For the most part I don't care for it.

[@EltonJThe]

Valentine's Day was a reason for Romans to go out and forget their marriage.

[@Setja]

I guess, it was a reason only for men and woman had to stay at home :P

[@SatoshimaProductions]

Elton Robb romans didnt need a reason to do that it was a slow day when you attended less then 3 orgys in a day

[@kmm129]

Always a pleasure.

[@Chimpey]

4:09 best part "That's some lazy devil bull *MEOW*"

[@ekklesiamortis]

Chimpey cats are overrated.

[@plaguedoctormasque8089]

@@ekklesiamortis cats rock and you suck

[@ekklesiamortis]

@@plaguedoctormasque8089 guess what. You are going to brazil.

[@samuelfunk4142]

This song gets better every year

[@SeMPlayz2k]

Great way to teach the kids who santa really is

[@JordanRagus]

Your wit has always been my favorite part of your music, haha.

[@EMarcengill1]

My new favorite Christmas song

[@thedemonfoxy2364]

It's true! His sleigh is even powered by a chalice filled with the laughter of small children. That's why his sleigh couldn't fly in Elf. :3

[@AlvinJWilliams407]

This was very nostalgic thanks Mr Voltaire

[@YoursTrulyThe1Pony]

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, and bring me lots of presents Satan Claus

[@33powerhouse]

Merry Christmas Voltaire

[@anonwhathaveyoudone5127]

I'm convinced.

[@yussi3026]

I can honestly say. When you say "Do you know what time it is?" I think only one thing. "Adventure time!"

[@SkoonaPipe]

I found something today, in "Uncle John's All-Purpose Bathroom Reader, volume 13" quoted from the book "Cyber Jokes, edited by Doug Mayer". It's rather long for a comment, so bear with me ^.^ " 1. Santa's Workload 'There are 2 billion children in the world {in 1996}, but since Santa doesn't appear to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces his workload to 15% of the total, or 300 million. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 85.7 million homes. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the Earth, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 767.9 visits per second. So for each household with good children, Santa has about 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, into the sleigh and move on to the next house' 2. The Time/Distance Factor 'Assuming that these 85.7 million stops are evenly distributed around the Earth, we're talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles.' 3. Calculation of Estimated Speed 'This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, or 3,000 times the speed of sound.' 4. Santa's Payload 'Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-size Lego set (about 2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as 'heavy.' On land, normal reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds, and even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, Santa's going to need 214,200 reindeer to pull his sleigh. This increases the payload to 353,430 tons, or 4 times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.{Luxury liner traveling between English ports in the early 20th century, weighing 83,673 gross tons, 1031 feet long} ' Conclusion '[A craft of] 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat up Mr. Claus and his sleigh like a spacecraft reentering Earth's atmosphere. Translation: If there is a Santa, he's toast.'" Revised Translation : Scientific proof that Santa must be Satan. Personal note: i have a friend whom (who?) we call Toast, and since Santa is both Satan and Toast, I have therefore reached the only logical conclusion there is. I'm friends with The Devil. Thanks much Voltair, this revelation would have been impossible were it not for your invaluable input.

[@melindasanderseclectic]

You have an actual bathroom reader presumably of your own. I have to be sure to remove my toilet paper book marks out of library books before I return them.

[@karma___xx7157]

SkoomaPipe what the fluff, that is to high for me😅... (Is 'that is to high for me' the way you say it in English when your brain can't really sum up all the information it has just bin given? I'm sorry, English isn't my first language. I grew up in Germany. So I'm sorry if my English isn't accurate.)

[@SleightCreative]

OH MY GOD THE LOGIC IS THERE. Excuse me while I go pick up the bits of my brain splattered all over my wall and floor after it exploded and is currently dribbling out my orifices

[@MoaMorgenstern]

It's almost summer but I still can't stop watching this because it's just purely adorable. I just want to show it to everyone I know. Love you sir!

[@plaguedoctormasque8089]

Ty Dark Father So very true.

[@MScEDTA]

You know, I was just wondering earlier today how Santa Claus fits in with Christianity... thanks for the answer! Nice song and happy holidays!

[@Arrayth]

aaaaaaand as usual.....Voltaire Brings a lovely end to a rather dull day, nice work mate.

[@sifiwolf5617]

wolfarex He does. Voltaire’s songs are catchy as hell.

[@douglasblowe805]

This old Pagan has loved your music for years and this has me in tears lol I sang it for my students (yes I was a school teacher lol ) one years and only 1 complained and that was when I sand Christmas Balls lol

[@azraelseraphim188]

I love this song so much. I listen to it every year. It makes my deep hatred for the winter holiday season turn into hilarious giddiness for six minutes.

[@lauralewis673]

This is great!

[@danielcook4102]

God bless you

[@Syeona]

Played this all day every year on Dec 25th since 2013! Thank you again!

[@TwinHuginHelmet]

Hahah, you're so fuckin' awesome, V! A very Merry Blackmass to you, hope you're having a good holiday. :-)

[@thedemonfoxy2364]

I think the funniest thing about this is how Voltaire looks a lot like Goth Jesus.

[@alyssasparrow7783]

Hi Voltaire, Im a christian goth, and I want to say this is one of the best christmas songs ever.. ppl set santa to be same as Jesus. So Im glad someone had the neve to spell it out lol. I do belive that christmas is all about Jesus. I also belive no matter what your belifes are, He does love you. I hope that doent offend you in anyway. I am now a new fan who has seen a few of your videos and plans on watching more.

[@OTheDetective]

Good philosophy

[@heyitsj5221]

👍🏽👍🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@eriklarson4082]

Christian Goth?? HAHAHA that's one the funniest jokes I've ever heard in my life. You can't serve two masters at the same time. Let me guess you think there is such thing as "good witches" and you practice white magic because that's the "good magic".

[@eidsongregory5795]

same here.

[@JohnnyDreddXD]

I am scene and christian and all the satanic goth bitches love me too

[@plaguedoctormasque8089]

I would love to watch Voltaire have a debate with the church lady from Saturday Night Live because she also changed of the letters around in Santa's name and besides making Santa's name file she said her Immortal Line Could It Be Satan?

[@dawidmarchewicz9326]

Now that's a Christmas song I don't mind hearing every year, catchy as hell. Merry Christmas to you too, Voltaire.

[@MrTonySoriano]

Hey, Voltaire! What's up man! Just wanted to take this moment to let you know I have been a big fan for a few years now...first found your song "When You're Evil" on a flash game where you would try to be the most evil possible fighting little bat creatures and running around and such...and it was perfect...well that was back in 2006 or so, then around 2009 I looked you up and found all these albums...now I come back and you have much more going on for you! I saw videos of you performing live and downloaded songs for my ipod at the time like The Chosen and all the At The Bottom of the Sea ones...and man I just want to say thank you so much for all the hard work you put into each one. You are truly talented and inspiration, congratulations for all your well deserved success and for opening my eyes to a creative and extraordinary part of the world! Stay positive, all the best, I hope to talk to you soon and thank you personally, and well, just keep up the amazing work! Gotta praise you cuz I have listened to so many hours for all these years...and I been up all night and lots of energy depletion so, that's it bro :) just thank you, awesome to keep hearing you...perfect mood etc. Thanks again! Talk to you later :D All the best. Your Friend and loyal supporter -Ace

[@humphreythebat]

This song is the only thing that will get me through this year at work with my overly religious co workers who won't stop shouting you can't have Christmas with out jesus at me. Thanks for keeping me from killing her man!

[@OhWolfy84]

This is the first Voltaire song I've ever heard. I love it.

[@robertcross1565]

i come back every year

[@TheLairofVoltaire]

Welcome back!!!

[@wickedwitchofBelgium]

Wishing you had more christmas songs... I love the on people's faces when they walk in on me decorating and baking cookies while this is on. I have a few other weird christmas songs, but this one makes me the happiest ;) x

[@integramichaelis9920]

I know I'm a bit late but... I loved this song as soon as you started singing but what really made me happy was when you pointed out the fact that most Christmas traditions are actually pagan Cx

[@goodmorninghinata-kun3322]

Damn pagans, and your stealable traditions

[@letstalkaboutthis5267]

I'm actually pagan XD and I love xmas

[@jewelm3960]

Amanita Muscaria (Fly Agaric) is what makes those reindeer fly. XD

[@27BLUSH]

I listen to this on my holiday playlist every year.

[@LavenderApogee]

haha, just now seeing this but it's nearly that time again. always love your wonderful sense of humor and satire

[@jimeburg179]

I knew I wasn't alone in this belief.

[@PwncakesNRofls7]

The funny thing is History Channel would most likely do a full show on the prospect of Santa Claus actually being Satan.

[@tianaqueen8931]

I love this I been saying this ish for years🎅🏽is👹💯

[@steakknives]

In Dante's Inferno, the lowest level of hell, where the devil resides, is the coldest.

[@devinsdsm]

Great show in Seattle last weekend! But now this song is stuck in my head...

[@goodmorninghinata-kun3322]

Best Christmas song since What's This

[@irunamuk]

Spooky scary paizuri :3 oh I don't know, Comin out for Christmas was a damn good one too! 😂

[@plaguedoctormasque8089]

Thank you for making my Christmas Voltaire😙💞💞💞💞💞👿😈

[@scarlettrheon]

Best (and only) x-mas gift I got today!! Thanks for making me smile on what previously seemed to be a fruitless day. :) Love and appreciate you Voltaire!!!! :D

[@elinor1968]

I'm still hoping this song to be on Spotify.

[@AeshiaLugosi]

My mood is always less than festive on x-mess. I think this has mostly salvaged my mood

[@Xerxesjr]

I love it as always. Can't wait for your show on the 11th in Seattle.

[@StarlightPrism]

I can't wait to sing this on Christmas.

[@Kamenriderdecade105]

This song is a decade now!

[@TheCeeverse]

This and Coming Out for Christmas are great! It's become a kind of tradition of mine to listen to em both every December. Have you ever considered doing a full Christmas album? I'd love to hear that!

[@Paladin_Painting]

Voltaire, sir you are a genius :D I every single one of your songs but this one is definitely one of my new favorites.

[@mattienorml349]

Brilliant! Why don't artist like this make the top 40? Oh right... They are to real for the masses...

[@bdubflow]

Best Christmas Song Ever!

[@45melmichi]

God, how I love this man!!!!

[@JohnnyPraize]

Bro! This song is truth and truth indeed! As a born-again Christian, I applaud you for your courage and boldness!! God bless you and your family!!

[@justinc9732]

amen to you brother. fantastic song. I will teach this tune to my son. God bless.

[@robinrussell1063]

oh wow that sng was so amazing u made another great song voltaire and u didnt ruin another holiday u just added something cool 2 it

[@AnthroTsuneon]

Also thanks for another awesome meep to replay endlessly

[@cjjenson8212]

👍 very well done! I'm an avid believer in Christ, which is juxsupposed to being a goth elder I guess but our teachings of "santa" in my fam were of the real st Nicholas that giving handmade gifts was the only way to go. I presume that's why I keep watching you stuff so much. It reminds me of me🖤. All hallows celebration to you and thanks

[@JOEking990]

Whenever someone sings chrismas music I play this back. It doesn't last long, but this is a great laugh.

[@myleseastin3726]

Thank you Voltaire! This is freaking great!

[@nephrenqayin254]

This song always cracks me up.

[@demonsasukefan]

Catchy as hell, Voltaire

[@c_a_k_e09]

Hoje fazem 3 anos que eu ouço essa música todo natal! FELIZ NATAL A TODOS!!!!!!!

[@suaihmorales3999]

I missed this on xmas arrrrrgh but oh dear so worth it! you have such a funny creative mind thank you for giving me a new holiday song!!!!

[@suaihmorales3999]

worth to hear even if it's late lol!

[@first782]

This brings me joy.

[@chrystaseelye1741]

This fills me with so much joy!

[@znowicotton5176]

Okay...you have officially earned my respect. Now....what is your most yearning desire?

[@RhiSoundsLikeRye]

Ugh he's so perfect and talented. ♡

[@AlchemixIncTM]

This is officially my favorite Christmas song ever!

[@Torruun]

Thank you for the song, it was hilarious, and the logic undeniable. Before I just thought Santa was a ninja, but now I know the truth, and I can give proper respects!

[@xXboingXx]

Voltaire you're my hero.

[@enderrider9603]

Merry christmas Voltaire!Your are a magic musician for me!

[@lorken22]

Just wanna say my favorite Christmas song and I come back every year lol

[@merringuthrie2587]

oh voltaire you make me laugh so much! Love you!

[@vestigewhispers]

Very catchy song Mr. V! :) ♫ S-A-T-A-N ♫ lol I just have to sing-along with this! :D

[@Korovamato]

Even though people might feel strongly about the way you put it, you do have a great point!

[@AGothNamedWednessday]

Thank you Ghost of Christmas Future, I had fun watching this. You seem like a very awesome spirit and deserve a hug *hugs* so I give you one, I hope you had a lovely christmas scaring people (sounds like so much fun XD) and I am so sorry for being late to reading the letter. Merry belated Christmas to you and Voltaire.

[@blurredmelodies]

This is gold to this day! 💕

[@gaurdianAQ]

Omg how have i not seen this before, this is brilliant...