Austin's Cancer Scare & EATING A HUMAN LEG?! | Ep. 172

[@trishkeene2043]

Cat story was hilarious. That needs to be a reel or tiktok!

[@shadowkissed2370]

Cam is right; there's so much power in the human brain and what you perceive. When I was about 6 years old, my family and I were at the creek playing and swimming in a swimming hole. My little brother and I wandered a bit down the creek and got spooked by a dead fish floating nearby, so we ran to the shore. When I looked back to make sure my little brother was behind me, I saw a big streak of blood from the water to where we were standing. I immediately thought my brother was hurt, but all he had was a tiny cut on his foot. I realized there was too much blood for it to come from his foot, so I looked at the streak again and noticed it stopped at me. I picked up my foot and saw a huge cut on the bottom. The moment my brain registered the cut and that the blood came from me was the moment I felt the pain. It took about 2 or 3 minutes to check my brother and figure out where the blood came from, and I didn't feel anything during that time until I saw the cut on my foot. I later found out I had stepped on the bottom half of a 40oz beer bottle.

[@estherhall3307]

Yikes!

[@jodyrayvictor]

I'm going through colon cancer, getting ready to go another round of chemo and Cam does have a point, positivity does make it better. My first round my cancer was 90 percent gone. Get your mole's and your colon checked

[@karinberonius8799]

Good luck in round two!🥊

[@jodyrayvictor]

Thank you ​@@karinberonius8799.

[@capri91]

Zach's face during the breast milk story. 💀🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!

[@emmajames1084]

Oh heck, I was doing so well. Then Cam mentioned a spittoon and that was it, I laughed till I cried. Thanks guys, I needed that 😂😂😂😂❤

[@CJ_9761]

I'm glad Austin is okay and hope that the cancer goes away 🙏🏼. I had surgery 2 weeks ago and watched you while recovering. I had a 22cm ovarian cyst and luckily it wasn't cancerous. But I do have pcos 😪. I also miss the old MTV I miss silent library HAPPY MONDAY🎉 HAVE A GREAT WEEK!

[@tianamoncayo2833]

Austin my aunt just recently died from cancer, it’s been very hard. But I wanted to say you and Jess making jokes honestly helped me. I am one to make jokes also so you guys joking made me laugh. I appreciate you all sharing. Zach you as well fighting cancer and sharing helps hearing stories with losing my uncle about 8 years ago to cancer and now my aunt passed away about a month ago from cancer. Keep processing the way you need to ❤

[@NorwayMamma1]

This was great! Thanks for the laughs.....except for the foot/leg story! Love and hugs from Norway!

[@SidneeCasi92]

Heck yeah! After a scorching hot day of working, I can wind down and enjoy my fave friggin five! I’ve been doing a lot better with skin protection since finding out Austin had the situation with the cancer finding, being that I work outside. Like Zach said, don’t wanna find out the hard way later on. Glad I can enjoy the pod for the evening

[@kimcambio7951]

You guys talking about reality shows on mtv remind me of a show that i thought was a fever dream but looked it up and its real. Do you remember a show called “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila”?

[@tiffripley6602]

Cam has a kindred spirit in me for Ramen noodles!! I love them. I would eat them not stop if I could. But I can't because I am a adult. lol

[@BrittanyTheLeo]

The show you were thinking of that was in front of the bus was "Next" I loooved that show. It was so cringe and I couldn't get enough 🤣

[@tammyflanigan6218]

Happy Fricken Monday! We got Fives a Crowd back!!!

[@aep7113]

Yall worried about tasting a clogged duck but want us to swallow 😂😂😂

[@SandraLee-bw4xp]

This 💯….So true! Haha

[@capri91]

I love the stories Tony finds. 😂😂

[@estherhall3307]

I worked at Jackson Lake Lodge in Grand Teton National Park in the summer/fall of 2000 (?). My mom worked at a different lodge before she and my dad (divorced when I was 3 years old) got married. It was the perfect temperature for me the entire time. I had plantar warts on one of my big toes about 20 years ago and mine wouldn't go away without treatment from a dermatologist. My mom has had a few precancerous growths removed from her head/neck so I try to get an overall check done yearly.I have the same water bottle brand as Cam, but the exact opposite colors!❤❤🤗🤗

[@RhondaPardee-z8k]

Tony, you can buy a toilet seat that snaps on the 5 gal. bucket at home depot.

[@shailenleverett5522]

I got mine on Amazon for like 16 bucks

[@sandyodell5551]

My mother was diagnosed with stomach cancer and given 3 to 6 months to live and chose not to chemotherapy and radiation because she didn’t want to spend her last days sick when she was told it would only prolong her life by a month, she wanted to spend her time with my dad, her kids and grandkids. She was always smiling and upbeat until her last breath.

[@jessicafromtexas2868]

The joke at the end oh my freaking gosh Austin #Lipstick 😂

[@SidneeCasi92]

Thanks!

[@FivesACrowd]

Thank you so much for the support!

[@SidneeCasi92]

Have never been able to even give a dollar but you guys are more than deserving of just 1.99 hang in with me one day I’d love to give you guys a couple hundred lol. You guys get me thru EVERYTHING and I watch you guys literally religiously. Love yall!

[@elyssamaddox]

#lipstick 😂. You guys need a dad joke competition!

[@kaitlinparsons6556]

I was born in 1997 and I remember when we added area codes in! Our school used to send out little "phone books" so we all had our classmates' phone numbers.. of course we were all learning to make phone calls and suddenly had to learn to remember to dial the area code lol

[@patseemore5019]

1950's kid here, phone number 2 letters followed by 5 numbers! We only had to dial the numbers and that was only if no other home was on the line first.

[@DJharris512]

Your followers that have been there for many years and know your humor, weren't offended. I am one of them and also had basal cell.

[@tiffymcconkey]

I just finished listening to untold stories of the ER. It was great. There are times when trying to express a swollen glad, nothing helps or works. If the husband/partner can do that for them, good on them. Thanks Cam for getting pretty fly for a white guy stuck in my head😂😂😂😂.

[@juliehunsaker7770]

Neal McDonough, is the one who plays villains, he is amazing actor and love the reason why. Love watching movies I watched when I was younger.

[@jamiehubbard2825]

#lipstick LOL! Great video guys. I don't think that I could eat a bite of someone else but maybe myself. LOL! Really don't want to find out. Like the segments. Let's do more. Sending hugs your way. Take care! 🤗 🤟

[@SandraLee-bw4xp]

#Lipstick Was it just Tony and I that picked up on Cam’s joke at the end? “Give it to us baby, uh huh uh huh” lol 😂 Good one Cam as always…I know for sure Chris would’ve caught it. Great episode….The only thing I didn’t care for were some of the comments about breast milk. I’m with you on not sucking on your partner’s breast and drinking it. I applaud any partner who will help alleviate that pain and discomfort. But I’m sorry if my partner was disgusted with the idea of my breast milk and trying it, I’d be hurt! Don’t get me wrong, I would NEVER force him to try it EVER! But if he wouldn’t offer to help because it grossed him out that would personally hurt me for sure. If that makes sense. Anyways ❤️ from 🇨🇦 guys….Can’t wait for Chris to return and hope all is well with him and his family.

[@xKrn07]

I got to Tony’s story about time I was having hot dogs for lunch. Didn’t mix well. 😂😂

[@FivesACrowd]

Sorry to hear that.. lol

[@taniashackleton9789]

#lipstick. Austin....😮 Soooo funny 😂😂

[@k.martin4261]

When I was a kid in the 70 's . At my grandparents we only had to dial the last 4 numbers

[@prbd0985]

42:10 to answer the Reddit question honestly if you’re in a room with 100 people and you have to be better at something than anyone else in that room to win the billion dollars you just have to be yourself because you’re the only one that can be yourself perfectly no one else can imitate you perfectly so you could win the billion dollars easily just by being yourself

[@pam34751]

#lipstick that's a joke I'm going to have to tell my friends. Lmao

[@jeanine6492]

Hi, I remember when I was little my aunts phone number was 22. This is in Australia and you rand the exchange and asked for the number. Her number still ends in 22 but now lots of numbers with state prefix - ah the old days!

[@pam34751]

The story of the foot sounds like something from the Adams family. Lol

[@denanatho7759]

I’m so old I remember the first day of MTV

[@Not_The_Momma]

Heck yeah. Right as it was posted!!

[@pearlswanson5940]

I listen to you in the car them i have to check out you on you tube.

[@denanatho7759]

I remember only dialing 5 digits to make a call

[@tiffripley6602]

#Lipstick!!!! Naughty but i'm keeping it!!

[@hollyferguson4399]

It helps to have diaper wipes when ever you travel!!!

[@livinitgg-mastyle953]

I would be the best at being ME!!!

[@karinberonius8799]

Very clever!

[@SPearson339]

If you have not already planned it you should go over the Olympics. Some of the tiktoks have been pretty funny and I know you all would be hilarious too.

[@RhondaPardee-z8k]

You need to make stuff person make it look like each of you so when someone is unable to show...... for.......the ......show. set their stuffed some- what look -a- like in their chair. so the chair will be filled.

[@AmyMoss-s9w]

Austin made 3 kids with only 1

[@k.martin4261]

My husband almost went to an abandoned old farm house. The very next day they found a woman's body inside the old house. Part of a double murder.

[@Mnmsmamas]

#lipstick😂

[@kewldestiny23]

Austin - for sure vlogging or something like that. The standard folk wouldn’t be able to vlog or not be self conscious vlogging.

[@jennifervazquez7553]

💄

[@taniashackleton9789]

Is Chris ok?

[@stayathomemommy100]

the doctors tried to tell me all my kids had tongue ties I ignored them and was able to breast feed all 5 of my kids past 1 yr most babies can stretch out their tongue tie so they don't need it fixed people are way to quick to listen to doctors and get it cut

[@sandyodell5551]

I couldn’t breast feed my 2 boys…the milk didn’t come in.

[@mismakabel3342]

Please make a video about 16 year old British schoolgirl Ruth Wilson's disappearance that happened in 1995. Please make a video about that. Thank you.