This Mystery Tech Has a Secret...

[@bigdoge]

"Can I go homeee?" From Joanna was so funny. 😂

[@freshvintage]

Literally my first thought when I saw that delivery box was how many siblings will lock their brother or sister in this thing... and then 5 seconds later Austin intentionally gets in it 😂😂

[@stapler314]

Internationally

[@bricolmane]

Balls

[@xXVibrantSnowXx]

ok

[@Collin_J]

Eye-tracking monitors can be wildly expensive, but after helping our speech department set one up for a nonverbal student, I was amazed at the response time and accuracy. And this model was already 5 years old, and wasn't top of the line when it was purchased. The included software suite was pretty dope, although it got updated more than Beta Steam OS which was a little too frequent for an educational device.

[@Simon-tr9hv]

well, why not just get a tobii eye tracking bar? its like 200 dollars that can attach to any monitors and it have excellent tracking

[@POVwithRC]

​@@Simon-tr9hvGo easy on him. He has had that story in the chamber for yearssssss waiting for any reason to bring it up for the first time.

[@Benissy]

@@POVwithRC he probably had it saved in notepad to copy and paste just for the one day he can use it

[@nomicnevermic]

If you're talking about the glasses, note that they are not eye tracking monitors. They use your entire face to move the cursor and that can be very tiring overtime, not to mention the strain on your nose from their weight. I get it, it's not average tech and whoever needs it absolutely needs it so they can get away with bumping the price up a little, but asking those who need it for 580$ and not giving them the ability to click is pretty much a callout that your company needs to go bankrupt.

[@Simon-tr9hv]

@qwertyx6356 also, if i remember correctly, i think i saw their pages also advertising as gaming accessories as well, which is so funny to me

[@lordcorgi6481]

I sometimes feel like Kinsey is sitting there asking herself "What am I doing here?"

[@critter42]

only sometimes?

[@24BlackMamba8]

Kenzie not kinsey

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

@@24BlackMamba8 :) nah

[@mentalasylum3969]

How cute is she?

[@ghostcat8244]

The packaging box seems to be kinda useful in a sense if you live in a really bad area but at the same time people can still steal it. If it’s isn’t bolted down.

[@cpljimmyneutron]

$400 to secure packages... yes... if you are solely looking at dollars, that might seem like a lot. But when you are having something like MEDICINE delivered, then you could literally die waiting for a refill. As a person who has literal lifesaving medicine delivered quite often... I greatly understand the need for secure package delivery, AND think that $400, or even the sale price of $200, is a great deal. IF it works.

[@cpljimmyneutron]

@Northernheros The medicine I have delivered cannot be delivered to a po box, it must be delivered to a home, and has like a 4 hour window to be refrigerated.

[@TristanSamuel]

The next day at the studio, they noticed the Short-Life clock had reached 100%...

[@mandralyne]

Adaptive technology has always been outrageously expensive. Especially since the disabled community often lives in deep poverty.

[@aliceinmansonland448]

You really need the Lock Picking Lawyer to pop that package box. That would be awesome!

[@ariffirdaus5376]

McNaily will literally break the box open with a lockpicking jug of milk🤣

[@theodoros_1234]

@@ariffirdaus5376 I love that legendary lockpicking jug of milk😂😂

[@SamPhoenix_]

Can't get over the fact that gold PC had an uptime of 177 days

[@McSmurfy]

I remember my little dog who passed years back, we taught him how to open the outside door when he is done outside. Sadly he was bleeding internally from his leg that was broken from a car hit, couldn't let him suffer so we had to let him be put down. We have another dog with his own personality and keeps us on our toes.

[@johnathansmith1003]

Those Dell glitter computers are ALL over KZbin, it's insane!

[@DanielMether]

Surprisingly, that one wasn't too terribly priced. Usually people are getting milked for 250- 350USD for those sorry things.

[@anthonypra8899]

Sounds like the glasses thingy it is for someone who has maybe one hand or maybe no hands anything that is for accessibility for disabled people is way too expensive

[@fuzzycuffs]

I want to know more about that arm laptop. Like, actually use it and arm apps to tell us how well it performs

[@allenellisdewitt]

I have so many packages stolen I actually started paying for a separate mail box to have them delivered to. This would be ~ half the cost of just ONE YEAR. If you need a product like that, it is WELL worth it.

[@dries.depoorter]

Thanks for reviewing my product Shortlife! I make sure the next clock will have USB-C! :)

[@michaeltheonly]

Bad bro

[@Christian_Luczejko]

Pre ordered the 15 pro max in natural titanium. Moving up from my forest green 11 pro max. Always buy unlocked.

[@powerfulshammy]

Gold PC is great throw everything inside it to the e waste bin and use the case on your new all AMD PC that can play Starfield and Baulders gate 3

[@Legitti]

Kala = Fish in Finnish lmao

[@SVPunk619]

As a disabled person on the look out for accessibility devices I can say that they are stupidly expensive.

[@mdh7707]

porch pirate device has 256 combination options assuming you are allowed to repeat the numbers between 1-4, without its only 24 combinations possible. idk how he got 64. 4^4=256.

[@gutsncapturegaming]

13:34 Pillow talk😂 That will be the most replayed part U will C

[@daniel_wilkinson]

5:51 I totally heard Jeremy from CinemaSins saying "no." and the Ding of the Sin Counter right here.

[@logankahler6802]

Currently binge watching you guys and I’m not regretting it. Love the content, keep it up!!

[@Disconnecteification]

Sauerkraut, a term which is made up of the German words sauer (sour) and kraut (cabbage), it is a Chinese invention and as much a French/Alsatian specialty as it is truly Irish. It was, in fact, the Chinese who first fermented cabbage in rice wine over 2,000 years ago. idk why i googled this. . . .

[@spud13y]

I thought after they locked Austin in, they would've just left and turned out the lights with the camera pointed at the box and Austin saying hesitantly "...hello?"

[@iLLNASTi]

i stepped away for 1 minute and came back to Austin trapped inside a box lmao

[@ripsyfishy]

the robo and kala pen is 19,000 💀

[@daveubermensch]

How much you wanna bet LPL opens that delivery box in 2 seconds with a magnet.

[@aether6293]

"let's do it one more time to prove it wasn't a fluke"

[@MayaPosch]

Probably wave rake it in

[@linuxstreamer8910]

that mac tetris makes me think of the tetris devices of the past those brick game 9999 in 1 devices

[@John_1920]

17:44 Austin should hire me for assembling things, I would jump at any opportunity to assemble something.

[@Batyalas]

15:30 What the hell is that laugh. lmao

[@HajimeKomaeda]

13:15 This Mystery Tech episode is going to be famous soley for this scene alone ever since watching the Short of it. 🤣

[@windowsfan95]

17:47 Time to invite the Lock Picking Lawyer over to pick the box opne.

[@bradclapp4022]

At 11:10 the "Gold" PC in task manager showed a up time of 177 Days. What's up with that?

[@xeneomorph]

16:13, that device only have 24 possible combinations not 64. So the porch pirate just a few minutes can guess the right combination and leave even on camera.

[@martinsandoval4001]

This is wrong. It is not 4 factorial because the numbers can be reused. You have four spaces to fill and four numbers which is 4^4 =64*4 which is not 64

[@Burn_In_Oled_On_Purpose]

I wish smart glasses have an optional headphone jack like the glassouse so I can use my own pair of wired headphones that I already have with 0 latency so I can charge my phone while using the headphone jack at the same time. I use the headphone jack all the time while I'm charging my phone at the the same and I use my phone while my phone is plugged into the charger while using the headphone jack at the same time. I also have a 3.5mm audio splitter so I can use my rode lavalier go mic from the 3.5mm headphone jack with my wired headphones from the 3.5mm headphone jack at the same time. Basically the smart glasses would be an extension of my phone display so I get the video output from the smart glasses and audio output from the headphone jack using both the headphone jack and the smart glasses at the same time. It would be cool to play games from my phone with the backbone controller while wearing smart glasses and my wired headphones plugged into the headphone jack on the backbone controller. I'm already using my wired headphones with the backbone controller but now I need a pair of smart glasses with a 4k mini led display so the display would be bigger than using any phone display by itself since my sony xperia 1 iv android phone already has a 4k 120 hz oled display.

[@nxtyrf8228]

austin is the goat for everything ngl

[@sunbeam20]

Congratulations Austin for finally getting two sponsers in one video.... You're big time now

[@Wxngster]

what song @19:32?

[@Matthew-zp6pv]

Ken calling him morbidly obese is crazy when he’s all gums and no chin

[@jasonmccann8023]

The thing with those package boxes is it slows the delivery driver now. Eventually FedEx or another deliver company will implement a protocol where their drivers can't use those package boxes.

[@robertbutterworth5969]

"Porch Pirate Plundering Ppls Personal Packages " good on you sir.

[@washgaming5825]

Austin seeing Ragnok and saying Ragnarok is somethin else lmao

[@strokenumber3]

Your boy hangs on to his 'comfort cushion' real tight.

[@rafalolszewski6174]

WTH why you didn't try use glassouse and ragnok in a game?

[@jakesinclair69420]

9:10 that joke was impeccable

[@newguy3588]

lol, Ken's comment about his knees was golden

[@youtubetrackthis713]

OMG, "I did not know your hairline was French" is one of the best lines I've heard in a long time.

[@JackAwff-p8z]

Me: "well, I unsubbed from Austin Evans for all the borderline offensive jokes and impressions of people from other countries, but maybe I should give him another chance..." Austin: 8:31 Ken: 9:08

[@Marcel-Benthaus]

When Arnold Schwarzenegger have No choice to flee.... " C A P S L O C K " !!!!😂😂😂

[@thegreatslayer05]

as a whatnot buyer/seller, i got a good chuckle out of the keevado/dre cameo/appearance lol

[@EdHadder]

I Really Love Austin Evans Videos 💙

[@Sk00200]

If the lock can't easily be braked from that packaging box, it's really useful, since you can just bolt it to the ground or the wall with some diy work, they should've included holes for bolts, otherwise it's just stupid, don't know how the heck they didn't think about that.

[@dwiyu.rap_]

austin never dissapointed me wkwk

[@seth7807]

Wake up babe Austin Evans uploaded

[@aido.08]

Unrelated, but the next broke vs pro should have Austin with the pro budget!

[@DctrGizmo]

I bet it would be easier to remove a side panel instead of taking away the whole thing. That’s a huge design flaw.

[@xnamkcor]

"This is borderline egregious." Naw, it's double egregious. When the Wii was brand new, this setup would have cost two Wii remotes and a "Sensor Bar", which is at most 200 dollars.

[@AnthonyRBlacker]

OMG he TOTALLY didn't get the "We switched it up" joke..

[@yourfavoritetrex]

14:30 not to be that person but it's called RAGNOK it says it right on the box austin 🤣🤣

[@LoftechUK]

That keyboard is insane. Can we have a video putting it all together please 🙏

[@nicholascramer9228]

We got that exact low profile optiplex for free because they replaced the computers at my dad's job and forgot to take the Dell optiplex 3050 and I can't figure anything out to do with it because it has a 180w power supply and no name brand makes low profile power supplies above 240w

[@TheEuropeanFox]

Funny enough that "device" for "devicing" looks very similar to how they will implement the mouse for the Lenovo Steam Deck knock-off

[@user-78dodge]

Optiplex runs good, sucks not noticing storage and blue screening hard-drives

[@alertArchitect]

Honestly, with that box for packages... I'd ALMOST say it's worth it for some people, if not for one thing. The fact that I don't trust Eufy farther than I could throw a car after that whole "We don't put your security footage on the cloud, it's stored locally for security so people don't steal your footage over wifi! But actually we're gonna save it to a cloud service without telling you," debacle. Nah. Eufy's bad news, I'm don't trust 'em.

[@Gta_xbox_tryhard]

Bro always makes mystery tech cool

[@Mr.Genesis]

Devicing people with your device had me on the floor

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

3:19 Matt missed an opportunity to “who is we” with “you speaking French?”

[@nectarinetangerineorange]

Linux has native arm64 support. Put Ubuntu or Fedora on it, use inline disk compression, and liquid metal the processor to the heatsink (if it's copper or nickel!!) And see how much faster it feels Gnome versions 40-45 all have native touch/pen/tablet support as well, so that would be your best bet

[@SparkFN744]

Does Austin not care about the iPhone event at all? I’m surprised I haven’t seen a single video at least covering it. I guess so many other creators are already doing that. I’m not complaining 🤷‍♂️

[@austinevans]

I’ll probably do a video on the phone when I’ve got my hands on it but there’s not a lot to say about the event that hasn’t been covered quite well by everyone else

[@icecreamjunkie6790]

Last time I was this early, he was still saying “Hey guys, this is Austin.”

[@goldninjafan]

Got a pillow cube ad during the pillow talk segment

[@Cplayz08]

13:33 killed me 😂

[@xPandamon]

We give away these Optiplexes for free. With an SSD although only 240 GB and only 8 GB of RAM, but for the use cases these things have, that's great especially for free. Same chip too for the older ones, although we have some 6th and 7th Gens aswell

[@dirtydaniel91]

do a field test with the deliveries safe and see just how many delivery drivers will even bother with it and how many of them will just YEET the package at the front door and drive away.

[@anumeon]

"Perhaps some kind of deathclock" - Professor Farnsworth

[@thebigpurplefloof]

15:08 it’s a pistol grip mouse!!! Austin

[@Excaliburs_1969]

Hey, now Dell Optiplexes are not E-Waste. They make great PFsense routers, you just need to add a network card. Still not worth that much but definitely not E-Waste.

[@dylnm]

Probably up there on the most deranged episodes of Mystery Tech

[@dalecaldwell]

I considered buying one of these little guys but didn't like that they didn't capitalize the 'k' in 'kala'.

[@jonny2085]

imagine trusting EUFY with a lock lmao

[@James-pk5dz]

where did austin get his squirtle shirt?

[@richardmarkert7736]

If this tablet was $500 with an x64 chip, it be worth buying.

[@lordquinn1605]

Delivery drivers will probably just put the package on top of the box

[@Cupzero007]

I would love a keyboard with an arcade stick on the side (maybe just the analog stick)

[@BenjyyYT]

"Can i go homee?" 😂

[@actualgigachad8844]

Who rang a lang the ring a ling?

[@Ka1_3r0u9h]

I have a dell just like that!! It’s an i7 with the RX6400 with 32g of ram!! I game daily on that e-waste!! ✌️❤️

[@danmar007]

I'm watching this video on that very PC. Mine's black. It's a popular modding SFF Optiplex. It works pretty well. Funny enough, I was at H&R Block a couple of days ago and the agent was using one of these!

[@SILENCE_uk]

i own one of those delivery boxes and its amazing. so many less packages lost now

[@cyclingboy788]

why not use the glouse with the ragnarok

[@itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208]

The uh, Glass-Ouse (Why isn't it House?!?) Makes A.E. here look like he has the THIIIIIIIC-EST of MONO-Brows... 😆😁

[@WeGottaGame]

Accessibility devices not being accessible, i love the world

[@EpicATrain]

15:22 Dude, that's just a repurposed NES Duck Hunt Gun lol

[@BouncingCupCake-w8g]

7:10 sussy 15:13 even more sussy!

[@Starscreamious]

12:55 I guess Austin is putting on a good show for the boys wink wink nudge nudge.

[@michaeltheonly]

What are you talking about 17:31 “it’s roughly 64 combinations” like wtf 😂 it’s over 10000 last time I listen to something Matt says like fr yall slow 😂😂🤣🤣

[@mr.guillotine1312]

I'm disappointed that nobody made a "hey, it's a Jerk In A Box" joke....

[@purplewastaken]

I mean, can't you technically look up an assembly guide for that delivery box and... do it in reverse?