Australian Takes a US Citizenship Test

[@LittleZReal]

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[@Ushku]

Did bro stop uploading smash content

[@Helios2737]

​@@Ushku Yeah, he made a community post about it and iirc he said he isn't really interested in making smash content on his main channel anymore, and is trying to make stuff he actually wants to

[@LucasPizza247]

Hey Little Z I mean this in the nicest way, but that accent sounded nothing like American

[@Ushku]

@@Helios2737 I respect that

[@coolkid0309]

@@Ushku Check out Underdogs Gaming, he makes smash vids with Hopcat, Poppit1, and Cogger. No solo stuff though

[@lukendeed]

"Who was President during WWI" "I'm trying to think of Oppenheimer here" *that hurt my soul*

[@savageraccoon787]

Same 😂

[@cheyanne2001]

Woodrow Wilson *who?* lol

[@FireballN]

“Nixon” yeah wrong war buddy

[@kc3reo]

*cries in 14 points*

[@emberpowertcg7692]

Bro clearly skipped history to play smash

[@Degenerate8]

You know Australia is a weird place when they have to deliver their income tax forms on June 31st. Which is a date that doesn't exist

[@tzanax]

Lmao I didn't notice that

[@FireballN]

no way is little z committing tax fraud because he can’t deliver his taxes on an imaginary day

[@rjbourgeois5490]

@@FireballN funny enough, tax fraud is not the refusal or failure to submit of paperwork, but intentionally filing such paperwork incorrectly to fraudulently promote different tax brackets and the like. Income tax is based on voluntary compliance. They are the ones defrauding you, not the other way around.

[@ishajanbakhsh9197]

@@rjbourgeois5490 this is the least fun statement to follow 'funnily enough' in history

[@drnutso8507]

@@rjbourgeois5490 Tax fraud may not be committed through failure to submit paperwork, but that's why tax evasion is a separate crime.

[@fiendfi7119]

"name 4 things for 1 point" zack: "I named 4 things, that's 4 points"

[@TaleOfTheToaster]

Needless to say this citizenship test is still significantly easier than the UK test, you won’t believe your eyes if ever you try that (most British residents wouldn’t get a third of them right)

[@pokemen5618]

No way, didnt expect to see the TaleOfTheToastee here

[@Axalachi]

Oh damn how hard are they? 😅

[@Axle182.]

To be fair, I don't know how much US citizens would have got right haha

[@prism____]

I also didn't expect to find TaleOfTheToaster here

[@encycl07pedia-]

Why would you sign up for taxation without representation?

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

LOUIS...iana, of course! Named after the French King 'Oui'.

[@charliedegiulio9951]

Oui XIV

[@gert1247]

Is that canon?

[@quasar_86]

"That's a weird name for a bear." got the chuckles out

[@thefirephoenix42]

Got a laugh out of me as well

[@logandunleavy7955]

Bruh that's my last name didn't know I was a bear

[@darc5925]

Love how both times he says Nixon he's about 50 - 60 years off. Also fun fact about Navajo. Our language is so dang complicated it's one of reasons how we won the war. Not only were words translated but they were also put into cryptic code names that made the whole system unbreakable. No country ever cracked the code since its use.

[@SnuggsMcDuff]

German code breakers in Berlin: Does anyone here speak Navajo? Dafuq is a jeeshóó?

[@sninctbur3726]

I made a school project about the Code Talkers. A few of them are still alive today. Very interesting stuff.

[@Audentior_Ito]

As an American, the most painful parts weren't when he was flat-out wrong... it was when he was flat-out wrong & thought he got it right 😂

[@gordoniya5780]

As an Alaskan, I can confirm Mike Dunleavy is not a grizzly bear, it is a weird name for one - he is a polar bear

[@IcyLucario14]

6:05 Patrick from SpongeBob: "East? I thought you said Weast."

[@StoicForce]

I was looking for this comment. Nice one!

[@thecosplaycrafter8017]

What kinda compass are you readin', lad?

[@bluejediforce]

the fact that answering 'the president' worked so often was great lmaoooo

[@jiyzo]

its the strat

[@MsConolly21]

I too am Aussie, and personally if I have to do anything related to the US, I just answer “guns, McDonald’s and eagles!”

[@Atomic_MVS]

damn. as an american... you're honestly not too far off.

[@hamburgerman531]

you forgot the fact we know basically 0 countries outside the US

[@PacmanPac-m8y]

and cheese

[@ManLover3]

FUCK YEAHHHHH

[@S2MLzombie]

Im texan Its good nuff for me!

[@JLe-kc6nu]

"What is the supreme law of the land?" "Finders keepers." I'm glad someone finally came out and said it.

[@JacobBush16]

4:48 Not Zach thinking there are fewer judges than justices in the US. “Oh ‘justices,’ not ‘judges!’”

[@ThePureSynergist]

As an American, I don’t have any idea what my government is doing, how it functions, or why. I’m just trying to live my life without causing harm.

[@gloomy_glamour]

Same.

[@chrisray7728]

I've followed politics very closely since 2011 and trust me, you're much happier for it because there ain't a damn thing you can learn that won't either depress or anger you.

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

Dude we live in America and don’t need to know America but people who wants to move to America needs to know every single weird thing about the government

[@ThePureSynergist]

@@chrisray7728 thank you for being the sacrifice. I will continue in blissful ignorance.

[@JacobBush16]

You should probably know what your government is doing since it, ya know, affects your life and all.

[@absol1975]

This was hilarious, as my girlfriend is Australian and just passed her citizenship test, so i was very familiar with these questions! I made her flash cards so she could study 😊 . Congrats, Zach! We're glad to have you!

[@TaleOfTheToaster]

A bonus: New York is not the capital of New York because it’s the backup capital for the country at large

[@Zombatt]

You're not supposed to give away that info 😔

[@NebuIize]

pretty sure the backup capital is philadelphia

[@Zombatt]

@@NebuIize I think it might be Boston. It used to be Philadelphia

[@encycl07pedia-]

NYC and Philadelphia were capitals of the USA at one point or another. There were a few more. Boston wasn't one of them, but Baltimore was.

[@rjbourgeois5490]

@@NebuIizePhiladelphia still is the capital of the united states of America. The UNITED STATES is an entirely different entity which completely resides within the 68 square miles of Washington DC. The united states of America is the original constitutional republic, and the UNITED STATES is the corporation that was founded in 1871 as a means to stave off the bankruptcy of the republic due to war debts. They won't teach you this though.

[@skiburc2252]

I like how the editor stopped showing the points cuz they didn't wanna do the math lol

[@tgfm4122]

For those that are curious, he got 30 right without his *creative* counting

[@GodlyDiamonds]

As an American, I think I can speak for the people in the fact that 80% of us didn't pay attention to US history classes in the slightest.

[@Tibovl]

I'm European, but from my limited experience talking to Americans, I'd be willing to bet that most Americans would royally fail this test.

[@VeX1324]

He did better than I did, and I have been in America my whole life

[@Aidswayz]

I did pay attention in class. It’s just that our education doesn’t teach us the shit we actually need to know. Like we would get up to the American Revolution, World Wars, and a bit of the Cold War. But then they wouldn’t teach us fuck all about our government positions and what does what, laws and regulations, and how to pay our fucking taxes and mortgages. But at least we got to learn about diversity for the millionth time!

[@ghoulyzz]

I would memorize everything and forget it after the test.😅

[@PharaohJonson]

I'm in it now

[@mikehumphrey3172]

Did this dude just compare life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness to live, laugh, love? This should be an automatic DQ

[@thecosplaycrafter8017]

He's a Hamilton fan, he should know that from Cabinet Battle #1. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. We fought for these ideals; we shouldn't settle for less. These are wise words; enterprisin' men quote 'em. Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em!"

[@aurian2051]

I love contacting my local dude. Thanks Zach!

[@Chloe-p5f]

He literally counted a point if he guessed something and it had at least one of the letters in the answer lol.

[@lukendeed]

5:56 "But Americans don't know geography"

[@GLSnifit]

20:55 I love how he committed to the 'If I don't know bit' and it continually paid off

[@CRescentnoodles7]

“HE HAD A DREAM” IS CRAZY 😂😂😂

[@Ducksaregreat]

Fucking loved the 21st point. We did indeed dislike Britain and we said it as often as we could.

[@CaptainPlayguy]

19:42 Zack even correctly listed the right to bear arms as the Second Amendment earlier in the video!

[@commentturtle9892]

3:50 ok so maybe you might want to sleep with one eye open

[@aqua_serene]

Not the type of iron man I'm used to seeing on smash YT but fuck it, we ball.

[@proporkkanatwd]

Thinking of Nixon, Churchill and Oppenheimer for president during ww1 💀💀

[@Milkboi420]

i feel like zack would like iowa it’s just perth but cold but people are hella chill and very unamerican

[@flyinggyrados4591]

watching this makes me realize how little I know about my own country

[@Jiriki79]

you know you are becoming an American when you are just like "sigh, politics"

[@AlistairAliceEarl]

10:07 Fun fact, the last song of act 1 has a large segment about the U.S. Constitution. And this song has the iconic line "Hamilton wrote the other 51!"

[@asdfasdfadsfasdf]

Feel kinda bad for Little Z, man's gotta sellout to American viewers cause he knows this vid gonna have more views than his other vids that take 100x more effort

[@chessgamer5555]

Little z: "they're just making shit up at this point" yeah that's what happens when you invent a government

[@Peachmain1]

I just imagine usa and Britin are at the dining table and are like “our children Canada and Australia are doing so well”

[@asharpiesniffer7553]

I remember learning all of the questions, but only remember a handful of answers 💀

[@bung9094]

You'd have to find a material better than rubber to handle a stretch like this.

[@asharpiesniffer7553]

Those points are being quite generous

[@skarz1no1more]

I think that it was so odd that I was looking to see if you had any uploads recently this morning and this appeared today! What a coincidence! As a husband to someone who had to take the citizenship test, they only asked her 5 questions and stopped promptly after 5. She passed. It was quick! Keep up the great stuff!

[@Turqu0iseTurb0]

As a Canadian too I dont know too much about this

[@HDGamerofficial]

Same 😂😂😂

[@DiscoDumDumGD]

Fun fact: we accidentally bought like a third of the united states in the Louisiana purchase from napoleon because he was running out of money lol

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Zack: I’m gonna pick Alaska! Also Zack: WHY DID I CHOOSE ALASKA?!

[@leviduppongmusic]

that "any court that snoop dogg's a part of" killed me lol

[@carriejames6818]

4:26 as a person taking civil rights currently, we had to watch the speech. This indeed does count

[@Canyonsong]

7:40 can confirm, we had a Mike Johnson as our mayor in Denver at the same time Mike Johnson was Speaker of the House, google Mike Johnson and you will get like 6 different people in the U.S. government.

[@KingofJacks86]

As someone who just became a U.S. citizen two weeks ago, I really appreciate Little Z dropping this vid. 😂

[@Ringo34425]

Still saying you’re right when you got an answer wrong is the most American thing ever. So congrats, you’re in! Lol

[@eagleye983-vx2qy]

Fun fact that's not actually a bald eagle sound, its a red tailed hawk. there are lots in my state. Eagles don't really screech.

[@PoshDinosaur702]

The fact that he's getting more right than most Americans is scary 😅

[@Ze_Carrot]

Its real cool that we get a zack upload as often as we get tf2 updates

[@h4nkbobuboowee-bm5sp]

He now legally has to start using feet and inches

[@andrewpoff5848]

And Miles Per Hour (mph)

[@im_m3]

I think he already used his feet

[@EmergentSea1]

I like how he responded to not knowing who wrote the federalist papers by rapping Hamilton - which includes a song (non-stop) which, among other things, describes the federalist papers being written.

[@jakethompson9260]

Well played Z, well played. As a fellow American we welcome you. I could not name all the states in AUS but I would get half, much less how the government functions.

[@megandeng25]

Zack as a viewer of five years, I say with all of the love in my heart…you were very generous with the points 😂😂😂😂 Great video, I may have to do this for Australia now that I’m moving there!

[@That-Mann9]

You know it's gonna be a good day when little z uploads

[@Plutos_Augmemt]

As someone who is going to major in Social Studies and History in High School and is an American, this had me rolling

[@jepoacacs-2216]

Definitely one of the most entertaining videos so far. I even tried answering some of the questions myself, with less than stellar results. And I’m an American. Also, WOW, wasn’t expecting the September 11 question.

[@thecheesestealer7407]

The prize should be 10000000000000$ a new car a girlfriend and a life.

[@zion5256]

10:47 There's nothing more fitting for a prize than a lemon 🍋🍋🍋

[@Diamond_Aura]

Little Z knowing a bunch of Hamilton lyrics but confusing east and west is such a funny juxtaposition. Truly just like an American would confuse something anyway, when you think about it. If anything he’s more American now

[@thecosplaycrafter8017]

Your American flag jacket from Japan is like my Union Jack made in America. It still has the tag on it, even though it says "remove tag before hanging."

[@bouncer18472]

I love the lack of integrity in the correct answers

[@Joshua_Panz]

You might know that Danny Devito might play Wario.

[@Zappy4000_]

As someone from Perth… I can confirm… uhh… I don’t know where I’m going with this

[@legion8162]

0:29 "They cut off the tag which means it was probably made in Japan" Zack you silly goose everything is *made in China*

[@B_A_R_T_Y]

That American accent was actually pretty good! Exaggerated, sure, but honestly pretty close to the real thing! Nicely done!

[@JHamron]

To be fair the speaker of the house has changed like 8 times in the past 2 years

[@shadeea3765]

Welcome to the US Little Z, hope you enjoy your complementary pickup truck and pistol

[@andymcclurg9916]

The first thing I do to reclaim my self esteem is to beat my friends and family in a match 3 puzzle game

[@loganpmay6451]

The point system was so rigged. Love to see him coping lol. Keep it up

[@jackvogel701]

I could watch Zack guess about America for hours great content

[@doggostudios6071]

As an American, I can say that I would fail this.

[@popteamepicbest539]

As an American, most of us didn’t pay attention in history

[@getrektnoob777]

A round of applause for the newest American joining us, Zack!!!!

[@Adurnis]

Fun tidbit: when Mike Johnson was elected Speaker of the House, a lot of House reps had to look up who he was.

[@MrJimmyJamminYa]

"Live, Laugh, Love" This freaking killed me, you're so funny, I love your videos. (This coming from a fellow American!)

[@legomyeggo_7244]

Who was president during WWI? “Nixon”

[@cadenelliott9168]

What’s the point of a counter If your just gonna cheat 😂

[@Zood342]

Him screaming about taxes is the funniest thing

[@bluejediforce]

also the fact he said June 31st which does NOT exist lol

[@kaiseremotion854]

@@bluejediforce it does in australia obviously

[@Axalachi]

@@kaiseremotion854 For real, if so then is new to me

[@bobbymagssss]

THE GOAT IS BACK

[@haydenbewley6458]

You're welcome in the states as one of us now Z, congratulations!!

[@Elquinion]

When you were doing the southern accent, you said "soda" the correct way to refer to any carbonated drink in the south is to say "coke"

[@stoneraptor6219]

As long as he didn’t say “pop” he was good

[@nathanrailsback9667]

As a history/social studies teacher and long-time Little Z viewer, I looked upon this video with both joy and dread. My feelings turn out to have been well-founded. Also, don't worry about not getting the Speaker of the House, we're having a bit of a revolving door at the moment where the party in Congress constantly turns on its own purported leadership and replaces them, only to be unhappy with that one and replace them, etc.

[@zexionfan15]

The Atlantic/Pacific issue... Little Z, probably: "Oh, East? I thought you said weast!"

[@cellgoondude]

Well as an American, I let you have this money that honestly I’m just too lazy to cancel. Good job freedom fighter.

[@RealTal.]

Match Masters Prize: A Dewalt Hedge Trimmer

[@lukeovsag5282]

I love how every non-American immediately assumes that every American has a southern accent.

[@Matpit18]

As a U.S citizen, I think I can confirm that Zach did better on this test than a good amount of us ever could

[@aprilaberdeen]

his american accent sounds like chris chan

[@andymcclurg9916]

I'm glad the America Z saga continues

[@bozdog2532]

This is just Zack turning his wrong answer into a right one

[@ThatKnatGuy]

Wait, so you mean the world doesn't revolve around America and other counries don't force you to learn US history?

[@gracefulstable]

5:07 I am the president got me 😂

[@Drew-D1742]

As a long time Native American fan, you had me dying 😂 "Wajatah"

[@SsjkidsSaveCosmo08]

Thanks now I just have to memorize this entire video for when I need to get an American citizen ship

[@ConstructedChaos]

Welcome to America! Most of us hate it here.