Average Andy Gives a Lesson on Dickcissels and Peckers

Since many parents are homeschooling, Ellen gave her Executive Producer Andy a chance to teach kids an interesting lesson about birds. Plus, check out brand-new face masks available at the Ellen Shop, with 100% of proceeds going to America’s Food Fund.
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[@susieterry9099]

A year and a half later I'm still watching this. I laugh uncontrollably every time and there is still stuff I missed because between Twitch and me cracking up, I can't hear Andy. OMG this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It can never ever leave KZbin.

[@theresapetrillo-montgomery6946]

Me too!

[@monicag3943]

I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I really needed this today! Poor Andy, I can't wait for his lesson on balls!😂😆😁🤣

[@evaandersson4304]

Andy, Stephen and Ellen helped us through the pandemic. Thank you. Rest in peace, Stephen.

[@ilianadimou2479]

I burst out laughing I can’t with Andy he is hilarious now I have a headache😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moldar81]

Same here 😂

[@shalivagaynor2874]

So incredibly funny! Omg!

[@gogiandanja]

Did anyone see this on TikTok and wanted to watch the whole video? I did.

[@marcmarc6397]

We’re gonna miss you Dj tTwitch 🕊️🕊️

[@akiewhuo5229]

Andy surpassing the depression of Corona Outbreak. He's still making us laugh Haven't laughed this hard in a while 😂😂

[@claudiaaleman3985]

This is the best segment you’ve ever had! In laughed soo hard!

[@mikem9374]

but it isnt funny. Isn't it great knowing these boosted tv shows would never make it on youtube permanently? xD

[@karec.5493]

Claudia Aleman Yes, I’m laughing so hard picturing where you’re headed! If you live that long.

[@korarosel6916]

Ever notice when you're alone all the time you don't really laugh out loud. Given that I do spend large portions of time alone I noticed. This is the first time in a long long time that I actually laughed out loud by myself! FANTASTIC I needed this.

[@mathsensei9801]

I come to this video every 3 months for a good laugh 😂

[@craigbrown714]

Twitch made this whole segment, he is hilarious to watch when he laughs but thinks he has to hold it together. So funny!

[@hanyhash2218]

I am laughing, not so much at what Andy was reading but because all 3 were laughing. Thank you all 3 for the laughter!!!

[@Butterpuppy2022]

We needed this so much!! Andy is hilarious and Twitch and Ellen breaking up with laughs just killed me!!!😂😂😂😂

[@khinchatangjang5340]

My heart is sad. Rest in peace

[@HerculeseBaby]

OMG ELLEN LAUGHING SO HARD THAT SHE IS CRYING JUST MADE MY WEEK. I watched this 3 times in a row just for the laughter! Oh how we all needed this right now!!!!! THANK YOU 💜💜💜💜

[@karec.5493]

HerculeseFurball I love how openly she portrays where it is she’s headed next in her journey😂

[@katbowl9971]

@@karec.5493 Maybe you should join her.

[@snvazquez724]

I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard 😆😁🤣😄😂😃😀

[@karec.5493]

Sonia Vazquez neither can I! It’s positively hilarious picturing her in a tiny cell down in Cuba.

[@dianagrannum4832]

Andy gives the best laughs..... I felt it all in my toes... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😃☺

[@cathleenmatthiesen7711]

I just broke blood vessels in my eyes laughing so hard. I love Andy!

[@sbmwa12]

I am choking with laughter! I have allergies and post nasal drip, and trying to breathe and laugh was a challenge! Thanks Ellen, Andy, and Twitch!😂😂😂

[@mareir]

You neglected to mention the bushtit. 😆 Honestly, Andy is my favorite part of the show. 😄

[@beth90]

Bushtit! 😂😭🤣😂

[@rupankumar4792]

😂😂😂😂😅

[@niels1755]

Omg, the bushtit. Who makes up those names? Isn't there some kind of council that dicides what name a new species should get as soon as it's discovered? This is getting out of hand. Funny stuff...

[@beth90]

Niels Namaste it’s not just animals, there’s a town near me called Balzac 🤦‍♀️😂😂

[@bonehead5000]

PrairieLady ...

[@tracidevine4591]

Not only is this the funniest thing but Ellen's laugh is so contagious. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe 😂😅😅😂

[@bluedetroit68]

THIS. IS. PRICELESS. ...... ELLEN ... THANK YOU. Best hard laugh that had me rolled over in my chair, crying of laughter. CRYING. I was actually weak, had to stand up against a wall to get my strength and not fall over. YOU ROCK ELLEN! : )

[@bridgetclooney3453]

Twitch losing it is what I didn’t know I needed during pandemic Thank You 🙏🏼🤣😂😝

[@paro0706]

You 3 are dangerous combination when it comes to comedy.....I got tears. Love u three a lot🥰😍💕

[@lindahumes8882]

I haven’t laughed like that in a long time! Please do this kind of segment again ❣️

[@rachelgreen3353]

I am sending u all to the principles office🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janebridges2316]

That was one of the funniest shows I've heard on here for a long time

[@silentgamer7398]

This hurt my sides and stomach and gut. I couldn’t breathe watching this. This was the most amazing and genius segment ever on the history of your show

[@micap19nerd89]

I'm laughing so hard it hurts to breathe and tears are pouring out of my eyes!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amandangg_]

9 months later and im still dying of laughter from this video 😂

[@DelicateHazard]

Man I love his wheeze laugh 😂🤣🏆

[@tlepageart4294]

Ellen and Twitch are dying of laughter and it’s sooo contagious 🤣

[@ashleya8532]

I don't know what's making me laugh more: the content? Or the responses. I love how everyone in this video is laughing like normal, goofy people, like all of us watching at home...Because of the innuendo bird names...Oh, this is just too funny!

[@OkieTeacher918]

My fiancé and I are in our late twenties and we laughed like 14 year olds!! 😂😂😂😂

[@ninisv1255]

I love watching videos when Andy with Ellen there laugh is the absolute best 😭😭😂😂😂😭😂

[@moemonimoe-moenee9184]

PLEASSSSEEE MORE ANDY LAUGHS!!! These are my favorite videos...I laughed sooooo hard

[@carlycoppi4769]

Andy’s the best!! I love him so much!!

[@fkornre]

I can’t decide between this bit and the one from “Whose Line Is It Anyway” with Richard Simmons…both literally make me laugh and cry at the same time EVERY SINGLE TIME!

[@chelseacanales8763]

This video made me feel better, I have a fever and been feeling lousy and cranky. Andy breaking into laughter made me laugh too.

[@amyhum4294]

Now I’m studying English from Asia. This show makes me laugh. hilarious.. I gotta learn pronunciations and slang😂 This is the most helpful show I’ve ever seen😂 And I love everybody is laughing as well😊

[@fainylouis]

Twitch trying to laugh silently 😂😂

[@Quotesbymary]

Who doesn't love Andy😂😂😂😂

[@hannahbishi5]

The birds they're talking about is real😂😂😂

[@nancydavis4375]

I started laughing as soon as I saw Andy looking through the glass

[@r.a.monigold9789]

On the 47th year of my son's birthday, I bought a mask to help feed someone worse off than me. Thank you Ellen, for being YOU. Being alive at the same time as you is a real blessing.

[@classictalkies]

We are all 8 year olds, deep down 🤣🤣

[@Lioness_of_Gaia]

I hope not! Then no one is safe from Hollywood pedos!

[@jasminet3556]

I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can not... at this point I can’t tell if I been in the house too long or if they making me laugh like this because they’re laughing 😂 I

[@sahrohanni7564]

She new thats y she was holding in laughter. Andy wasn't gonna make it through without giggling and laughing all the way

[@adolphesax1982]

Who doesn't love Andy. He's so easy to amuse.

[@MJ-pt7pw]

I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times

[@vickiemma4402]

OMG I laughed so hard at this. Thank you I really needed this. I commend Andy for being able to make it all the way through reading all of that too!🤣🤣🤣

[@theresapetrillo-montgomery6946]

This is probably the funniest segment I’ve ever seen!😂😂😂

[@calebholmes7335]

You could have Andy read about a baby Finch and he wouldn't be able to do it without laughing

[@voleti19]

Oh my god! It’s hilarious 😆 i was unable to control my laughter.

[@truthseeker4452]

Twitch laughing, takes it to just another level 😂😂😂😂😂

[@amittygray5100]

I need this in a printable ASAP.

[@DowntheWrabbitHole]

I am cryyyying. This is so funny. Oh my God, I need to breathe...

[@ftse1]

Lol whats even funnier is knowing Andy is outside 😁😁😁

[@eb4585]

Andy is the best part of this show!!!

[@chrisbordoni8276]

That was absolutely hilarious! I love Andy & think it’s so funny that he is outside of Ellen’s house for social distancing! This video between Andy, Twitch & Ellen had me & my family & friends laughing so hard we were crying! Ty so much🤣😂

[@amandangg_]

when Ellen started laughing at 1:15 😂😂

[@katrinataylor4311]

Im wetting myself laughing sooo funny thanks Ellen and Andy .xx🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@debbieinami1224]

OMG, thank you so much for this segment! All your laughs were infectious; I can't remember the last time I laughed until my stomach hurt. Twitch couldn't even stay in the room at one point! Love it!

[@marshagb55]

I almost chocked to death watching this. Thanks

[@unkeferlab]

I’m a teacher and have actually helped 3rd graders research birds. I’ve had some close calls with online research. So hilarious!! I have tears streaming down my face watching this.

[@vickykim3730]

I was laughing so hard I was crying.. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@debbiemarlow3953]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 thank you so much for the biggest laugh in a long time!!❤️

[@tinam4355]

Omg this was the best. I have watched this at least 10 times and laughter harder each time. These are actually real birds .😂😂

[@jodyburke8328]

Funny and Andy is good reading about the birds and the bees. Wonder if he reads to his kids without laughing.

[@aprilkyle431]

I would love to hear him talk about the birds and the bees which I already no about

[@alicia8643]

@@aprilkyle431 he already did with Kristen bell in momsplaining

[@disneyfangirl7806]

Andy is adorable! So funny

[@aalexander2257]

Loved Andy and Ellen show I am from Curacao love you show 😘😀

[@jukthewise8776]

Andy is a super-star!

[@amandafreitas3181]

This made my day !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@praveenkumarsahoo8223]

I literally peed my pants laughing 😁😂😂😂😂

[@suejohnson3972]

I actually passed gas 😁

[@praveenkumarsahoo8223]

@@suejohnson3972 hilarious 😁😁

[@home-free4315]

Ohhh Andy, what would we do without you?!?! 🤣😂🤣

[@cealy6669]

Ellen's research team is awesome. Ellen has the best at home show. Andy is doing an awesome job.

[@f00dy0wl4]

Oh goodness ! I can't breathe. I love Andy! I hope he'll be okay after this! Lol

[@anthonyazomz2200]

Oh Lord!🤣🤣😂😂😅🤣 I laughed so hard that my ribs hurts🤣😂😂😂 I love you so much Ellen! Thanks for bringing Andy into our lives! You guys rocks. Loads of love from Ph Nigeria 🥰💝💝💖💞

[@shirleymcconnell5249]

I laughed so much my back hurt! The world needs this now!

[@ericahall1781]

I'm going to miss Andy! He must be the funniest Executive Producer in Television 😁

[@katiesimpson1259]

OMG OMG I FREAKING LOVE ELLEN SOOOOO MUCH I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT WHEN SHE DOES SOMETHING TO ANDY I CRY WITH LAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE TIME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@marysteeves1882]

Omg... me too 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@spreadlove7656]

Katie Simpson sociopath

[@JBuddy-cz1if]

OMG, my face hurts from laughing.

[@ofcmurphy0723]

I watch this once a day!! It makes me so happy to laugh at this.

[@jc9552]

Andy is gold worth.

[@andreavintage3870]

Thank you for always making me feel better all of you and Lauren

[@pamelasmith8330]

OMG, I HAD TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM CUZ I WAS PEEING IN MY PANTS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kokoolshow4527]

I laugh hard when ellen laugh 😂😆😁🤣

[@juls7582]

I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud, and so much! I was crying like Ellen. 😂🤣 Just goes to show you...even when you get older; some words are always going to be funny.

[@stephaniehaines2084]

OMG I am crying!!!!! Andy, I love you!

[@vjc4502]

My sides hurt, my lips hurt, my cheeks hurt, my shirt is tear soaked n average Andy is no longer AVERAGE! Knocked that right outta the 'ball' park! As a side note I sure hope there's no spiders out there. Twitch...walking away is very respectful! Fofl! Lastly, ya'll are wiping your eyes! Sanitize!

[@jannequero898]

Omgggggggg I think I pass out for a moment there 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣 I broke a rib for sure omg I can’t breath 😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣 Andy is the best!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@bonnieavelar2179]

Ay Andy, you're a good teacher. We all learned about these interesting birds and bees. LOVE YOU ANDY 😘❤❤❤💙💙💙💙

[@thecrazyman7213]

we may have been in lockdown but hearing andy ellen and twitch laugh made a 2020 a much better year

[@robweller7913]

There are also 3 species of cockchafer. The common cockchafer, the forest cockchafer, and the rarest of them all, the large cockchafer.

[@lesliehernandez8111]

Rob Weller 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@tonyaray6498]

I just laugh watching Andy laugh! Thanks for sharing! Lots of love from Indianapolis, Indiana 😷❤

[@paulachambers425]

OMG 😂! Woke up in the middle of the night nothing in TV, turned on this video and almost peed myself from laughing. Thank you

[@hodarimihigo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this has made me laugh my lungs out 😂😂😂

[@chloekitti]

i laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bird names are very interesting

[@krakesgarrick5203]

Those reactions are priceless!

[@kookienutquacker8692]

Aw geez...that was hysterical! I laughed till I cried watching you three goofs. My stomach hurts now. Thanks. I needed that.

[@ninisv1255]

I’m dying I can’t anymore 😂😭😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😂

[@christina7991]

Omg I nearly passed out from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣