Like playing Minecraft and just yoinking all the animals
@Johnny_Matheson Жыл бұрын
this man clasps his hand halfway around a gecko and it disappears into thin air the next second
@zomboids2100 Жыл бұрын
@@mexicanPANa "Oh sweet lizards" *P o p* *P o p*
@westnile21 Жыл бұрын
He got a pokedex he gotta fill up
@Seeds-Of-The-Wayside Жыл бұрын
Gotta catch 'em all!
@santielizabeth4374 Жыл бұрын
"He saw me and whipped around but i saw the fear in his eyes" bro is a true Florida resident
@gigalad41917 ай бұрын
And he didn’t see the fear all the other times?!
@mongoose98514 ай бұрын
It should be fearful because some Floridians hunt them for their meat and leather
@Chl19AK4 ай бұрын
Bro is THE true florida resident
@07kamichamakarin Жыл бұрын
That gecko literally 'shit his pants'.
@PremPnamNam7 ай бұрын
Not sure that's how literally works
@craigmandall94207 ай бұрын
I would too if something that much larger than me caught me
@joshfuqua11476 ай бұрын
Not literally
@MafianMan9 ай бұрын
Gecko: minding his own business *Hand emerges from the darkness and drags him into the abyss
@Mninja8886 ай бұрын
Haha. That's any form of herping for ya.
@markustherogue24136 ай бұрын
abyss of darkness? gd reference?
@Mninja8886 ай бұрын
@@markustherogue2413 whats gd?
@markustherogue24136 ай бұрын
@@Mninja888lol geometry dash abyss of darkness is a popular hard level
@Mninja8886 ай бұрын
@@markustherogue2413 oh, geometry dash. Thank you. I also didn't know about the level, so rhx
@ImAboveYou_ALL_OF_YOU Жыл бұрын
The old reach around caught me off guard 😂😂😂
@k.street. Жыл бұрын
Not have the courtesy to give em a reach around😅
@Stiftoad Жыл бұрын
Well it served it's purpose innit. Gekko didn't see it coming either
@DaveManPrice Жыл бұрын
It always does
@estebannorris518 Жыл бұрын
Full metal jacket 💀
@cat_nipping Жыл бұрын
Me too bro 😂
@josiahhab1148 Жыл бұрын
That gecko was just trying to sell you insurance
@spankthemonkey3437 Жыл бұрын
Where I was paying full coverage on an old car I paid payment on I paid 101-103 a month. That dam lizard wanted 179 a month 🤷🤦 check your local state farm get you a quote for free. You also get free towing even if you get liability.
@hanilockley8074 Жыл бұрын
Or blu tac
@Seeds-Of-The-Wayside Жыл бұрын
@@hanilockley8074 bro I love this one because it's so obscure! Like nobody would know it at all. I had to look it up just to see what you were talking
@sledger2066 Жыл бұрын
Did you know what you can save 15% or more on care insurance when switching to Geico
@btnthpr6582 Жыл бұрын
I'm not deleting my comment
@Birdbong10 Жыл бұрын
This man is so calm that he’s scaring the alligator to the point of running away
@PegasusMidnight5 ай бұрын
No, the alligator has heard the horror stories about him. The alligator doesn't want to get yoinked.
@castillejan4 ай бұрын
Nah gators are basically big scaly cats, they’re usually pretty chill if you leave them alone. It’s crocs you need to be afraid of. Prehistoric murder machines made of steel and hatred.
@HrafnZoega Жыл бұрын
"Gave him the ol' reach-around." I was about to fall asleep so there was literally no context for a solid 3 seconds. 😂
@lemonringo566 Жыл бұрын
If the animals in everglades had a chat group, all they would talk about is how you yoinked them last night
@izGrump Жыл бұрын
why dp you think that gator ran from him
@canthole8050 Жыл бұрын
Dude you would not believe me, I woke up first thing I see is a ghost pale wendigo hovering over me using magic to blind me. Lucky you he just choke holds us smaller guys while getting closer to blind us for fun
@dobbs8463 Жыл бұрын
This giant ape spooked me when he yoinked me really hard with a reach around i couldn't catch my breath☠️
@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 Жыл бұрын
It would be like an everglades #MeToo movement.
@felixdom9693 Жыл бұрын
bro why you have to write that, is 3am i can't laugh out loud everyone is sleeping 😂😭
@refugeemorales8003 Жыл бұрын
“I gave him the ole reach around…” 💀
@JelatoAkitas Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sergesouffrant70988 ай бұрын
Old reach around
@xenomorph_6368 ай бұрын
i read this comment as he said it
@Miamor_xl0 Жыл бұрын
The geckos face when you come out of no where. 😂
@CrypticRite Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a reptile, and this alien giant speaks in tongues while blinding you with a flashlight, just to call you a stud to the rest of his species. Peak existence.
@benjaminbrown9459 Жыл бұрын
Everyone talking abt the lizards when this man is bare foot in a pond full of death traps
@user-wx3ml9nr8o Жыл бұрын
THIS IS FLORIDA!
@apocalypsenow1871 Жыл бұрын
And those are the ones we can see!! Imagine the ticks and other parasites there!!
@sqeakyloaf9332 Жыл бұрын
@@apocalypsenow1871 I was actually concerned about the parasites as well, heard you can get nasty ones from swamplands
@Jaspereverette5 Жыл бұрын
You get used to it
@memefeed2147 Жыл бұрын
Not a pond, it’s swamp/marsh
@PrazLeo Жыл бұрын
Only Floridians have this type of energy.
@spaghetti2777 Жыл бұрын
Australians as well, but they don’t last long
@tomschilling9410 Жыл бұрын
And then you always hear it in the news: Florida man walked barefoot through the everglades and kidnapped wildlife.
@Thunder_God_Eneru Жыл бұрын
Texas wild life ranch
@alvaroabdalla4925 Жыл бұрын
@@spaghetti2777 Steve irwin 😭
@TheOnlyRealSquid Жыл бұрын
As someone who is from FL, this is not normal, this man is actually crazy. Even the Average FL Man isnt this stupid.
@parkeys_paws Жыл бұрын
This guy is the only person I know who would be comfortable walking through the Everglades completely barefoot 😂
@adventhd7047 Жыл бұрын
Bro is a menace💀 what did those lizards do to you😭
@RRW3592 ай бұрын
Invasive
@mobbarley815 Жыл бұрын
This man just grabs endemic life like he’s in monster hunter
@ivantamayoromero1668 Жыл бұрын
*invasive
@progmrz5512 Жыл бұрын
@@ivantamayoromero1668 Endemic is what is actually called on Monster Hunter. Sure, invasive is the perfect term but considering his talking about MH's "Endemic" life gameplay mechanic.
@silentkillerx3437 Жыл бұрын
@@progmrz5512I think Ivan was talking about how the specific geckos he grabbed ( Giant Day, And Tokay ) are both not from the Everglades and therefore invasive species
@daleshelden8394 Жыл бұрын
Those are invasive not endemic!
@progmrz5512 Жыл бұрын
@@silentkillerx3437 Yes, I know. I'm just referring he's specifically mentioning the Endemic Life function in Monster Hunter. He's not actually calling them "Endemic" he's just referencing the Endemic Function in Monster Hunter. Where you basically grab them left & right.
@leonardopaz1137 Жыл бұрын
I just imagine what is going through the lizards mind, like "did you seriously just "jionked" me?"
@atanas1817 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they probably think they're going to die
@FelixFelix-do4xy Жыл бұрын
Broooo we gonna ignore how huge the alligator was
@Instabwillity11 ай бұрын
I love how you can see the anger in their little eyes.
@Ryanattackheli7 ай бұрын
Bro is the husband of mother nature
@bigphones666 Жыл бұрын
You make the everglades look way too cool
@bloodorange7428 Жыл бұрын
That’s because the Everglades IS cool! There’s no other ecosystem like it on earth
@HairyJuan Жыл бұрын
That's because it is cool, all of Florida wildlife is
@nicholausstevens1262 Жыл бұрын
@@bloodorange7428 thats because it's filled with non-native wildlife
@bloodorange7428 Жыл бұрын
@@nicholausstevens1262 nah, our endemic species are pretty cool on our own. Some that are only in the Everglades include the big cypress fox squirrel, ghost orchid and Florida panther. Another unique feature of the Everglades is the fact that entire biomes can change by mere inches of terrain difference, 5 inches can be the difference between a pine forest and a cypress swamp! We have a lot of invasive species due to the climate here being perfect for lots of tropical species, but I’d argue the most harmful invasive species is, well, us. Humans. It’s important that the Everglades is protected not just for biodiversity but also to protect Florida from hurricanes and ensure we have a good drinking water supply 👍
@mamotalemankoe3775 Жыл бұрын
I feel like if he levels up enough he will find one of those massive alligators that are allegedly dwelling deep in the Everglades.
“ In Florida, you don’t fear swamp puppies, swamp puppies fear you”- Florida man 2023
@adammick3224 Жыл бұрын
bro the animals are like "Oh no it's him again" 🤣
@discomforts_tomfoolery7 ай бұрын
"I gave him the Ole reach around" *w h a t*
@joshuaperales3408 Жыл бұрын
*while holding two gecko's "I'll be posting some bangers soon" Please don't have sex with the geckos
@billiondavid Жыл бұрын
lmao wtf
@wafiqnasna4638 Жыл бұрын
Who's gonna stop me?
@MrXxz368 Жыл бұрын
Bro isnt that type of FL dude.
@impirialgaming734111 ай бұрын
@@wafiqnasna4638probably animal cruelty laws
@prayingmantis6567 ай бұрын
@@impirialgaming7341and also the fact that 2 different species can have sex
@rustyshackelford3590 Жыл бұрын
“I moved him out of the way so he doesn’t get run over” Me: Who the hell is driving around a dirt road in the Everglades in the middle of the night?
@tomizatko3138 Жыл бұрын
Florida man
@Grimeaper6 ай бұрын
You obviously haven't lived in the south night time is prime time.
@Xbalanque846 ай бұрын
You never know. I've nearly hit skunks on the bike path while doing midnight snack runs back in college.
@justsomenobody8892 ай бұрын
Druggies
@Aaronschannels Жыл бұрын
If you walk around with enough confidence you can truly go anywhere.
@thatarmyveteranguy2490 Жыл бұрын
The gecko was only trying to tell you 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on airboat insurance!
@The.Original.Potatocakes10 ай бұрын
Living in Michigan I just can’t wrap my head around walking barefoot in the swamp with gators around.
@jackhandma1011 Жыл бұрын
This is what the Lorax would be like if he starts vlogging.
@joyful_yolk123 Жыл бұрын
This is so underrated 😂😂
@mikelfriddle8491 Жыл бұрын
Bro, ur my spirit animal lol
@julianelson44559 күн бұрын
This man brings me more joy than staying up late. He has fun adventures and sees some of my favorite animals *while even helping the wildlife* What a G
@Doggo_is_sus2 ай бұрын
Yoinkman :- He's cussing me out. Gecko :- *Screams Of Pain And Agony and Fear*
@OmgItsKira Жыл бұрын
Gecko: “He got you too” Other Gecko: “Right off my tree” 😔
@whitefalcon630 Жыл бұрын
You, lad or lass, will be eaten. A gecko's last thought must be about its home.
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
“Damn gators just watched and laughed too. Didn’t do a damn thing to stop him.”
@Kitsune1989 Жыл бұрын
Tokay: i know right! I at least screamed all my best profanities.
@OmgItsKira Жыл бұрын
@@OneBiasedOpinion gecko: “did you hear what he called them? Swamp puppies” Gecko 2: “da f*cks a puppy” Gecko : “idk but it sounds, cute”
@Billboy_ Жыл бұрын
@@OmgItsKira Save 15% or more on car insurance
@AngryFlamingo232 Жыл бұрын
Keep telling my family we need to go to florida for an invasive species hunt. You guys have all the reptiles I love!! Pennsylvania doesnt have any geckos or chameleons.
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
If you think about it this would be a good method to help lower invasive species
@sudokode Жыл бұрын
Pennsylvania has one of the most dangerous species in the US: the summer tourist.
@hannahhale1534 Жыл бұрын
We have eastern massasauga rattlesnakes, though! And long tailed salamanders! And short headed garter snakes! I think those are cool
@juste9100 Жыл бұрын
dude i love this guy but don’t let him influence you you’ll straight up die going out there he knows what he’s going and has a world of experience fr don’t follow in his footsteps
@raccoon93 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know there were tokay geckos in Florida! I remember seeing tokay geckos everywhere in Thailand, didn't think they lived anywhere else!
@VictoriaLemay1546 ай бұрын
Beautiful geckos I would love to have them.
@johnmicrosumido8854 Жыл бұрын
Bro is one with nature💀💀💀💀
@spankthemonkey3437 Жыл бұрын
That Gator said hell na you ain't grabbing me🤷
@johnkelly5342 Жыл бұрын
Those Tokays are hilarious. I had two in the '80s. They were so mean but great pets. I could totally see them thriving in the Everglades.
@aazhieryakes88411 ай бұрын
Thank you for caring for the various reptiles in all the ways you do. Hooe those gecks find nice new homes with you! Gorgeous finds :)
@minna87205 ай бұрын
Aaa the geckos are super cute Q_Q 😍
@NMCKE Жыл бұрын
I love how their mouth just opens! It's just so funny seeing them getting annoyed by you picking them up lol!
@dreamzoe957 Жыл бұрын
I swear the everglades is like pokemon safari zone 😂
@SinamonSticc Жыл бұрын
“Gave him the old reach around”😂😂
@Lorskix Жыл бұрын
bro got no fear
@lilcub-ot1kb Жыл бұрын
I love how gentle and respectful you are of the wildlife. Respect that!
@JacksonKarmenLowe Жыл бұрын
didn't he snatch a lizard really hard and dragged a lizard across hard wood?
@Vespidazed Жыл бұрын
I mean, he's trying to catch invasives which do more harm than good. You sometimes just gotta react fast in order to catch em. To the native species, he leaves them well enough alone or moves them to safe areas.
@aandrews2154 Жыл бұрын
Does he kill these creatures?
@minuishaq6319 ай бұрын
@@aandrews2154I think it's pnly tje big snakes he has to kill. The rest he keeps as pets or sells.
@suipsy1 Жыл бұрын
You guys are so lucky to experience these beautiful creatures right there. Wish I could join you folks
@leirawhitehart1236 Жыл бұрын
I live here and I couldn't say the same. 😅
@HUN7ERO11 ай бұрын
That gecko was about to tell you how to save 15% or more on car insurance
@Weall_loverae4 ай бұрын
“He ended up taking a dump on my but it’s all good” 😭😭what sir-
@russetburbanks275 Жыл бұрын
I love your videos. Thank you for catching all the critters that don't belong in Florida. I appreciate you.
@Technically_Correct Жыл бұрын
Gotta’ catch’em all!
@Kingbimmy7 ай бұрын
I love the geckos little noises, but it’s heartbreaking that those adorable/funny noises are sounds of distress 😭💔
@wispynextrey7 ай бұрын
he's gonna sell them
@Kingbimmy7 ай бұрын
@@wispynextrey gotta make that bread. But I can’t help but think of how many he sells, that just end up back in the wild, just like how they became invasive in the first place 😬
@CaseyLu-sr3nj11 ай бұрын
my guy has no fear at all😂😂😂
@jimmynoneya2584 Жыл бұрын
Yo them tokay geckos have a very particular temperament and that temperament is angry 😡! They're so beautiful and a great pet.
@jamesbrincefield9879 Жыл бұрын
Tokay Geckos are so cool. They’re like mini-velociraptors.
@AnyWhoAlly Жыл бұрын
Gecko after being grabbed: "AHhH! AeUgH! EAaaahhhHH!"
@SaidThoughts4 ай бұрын
Love how he always has fat handfuls of Geckos.
@PHNTM-vz7cc Жыл бұрын
Big ol' lizard
@burnttoastspacegirlfriend8769 Жыл бұрын
What do you do with the invasive yoinkers?
@tavmcloughlin5 ай бұрын
That alligator started to hear the boss music 😂
@MantusPwccaWendigo6 ай бұрын
The gecko sounds like a minecraft villager being damaged 😂😂😊
@shadowki5687 Жыл бұрын
Gecko: would you like to save 15% or - *YOINK*
@hondaboat Жыл бұрын
Yo I love the videos man you definitely gotta make some full 10 min or more videos bro.
@greathope4110 Жыл бұрын
He made every one childhood dream to hug every animal come true.
@KillerInstinct-PredatorVSPrey Жыл бұрын
Bro snatched that last gecko up like t stole something snatched that gecko up like a horror movie 😂😂😂
@Kitinelli Жыл бұрын
Considering you walk barefoot in the craziest places I genuinely was not expecting the snake hook for the cotton mouth. But safety first 😂.
@OnlyFunThings4 ай бұрын
the mouthy geko is like "WTF WTF why am i in the SKY rn asshole?! put me DOWN!!!"
@sicsemperevellomortemtyran3526 Жыл бұрын
Can you make a "how to not get eaten by an alligator/ crocodile" video? I have no interest in doing what you do, but general safety tips would be helpful.
@domvasta Жыл бұрын
Know the difference, Alligators are only dangerous if you're between them and their babies, or they feel cornered and you're in between them and their preferred escape route. Crocodiles are dangerous if you're in what they consider their territory, which you have next to know way of knowing the boundaries of unless you have been watching that particular croc for several days or they're hungry and there's nothing better to eat around.
@sicsemperevellomortemtyran3526 Жыл бұрын
@@domvasta Alternatively, they are both always dangerous if you are within reach.
@HauntingSpectre11 ай бұрын
@@sicsemperevellomortemtyran3526 As the first guy said, a Gator that doesn't feel threatened or the need to defend young, will prefer to flee. A Croc'll bite ya just for fun, or boredom, hunger, any reason really.
@321gates10 ай бұрын
Pay no attention to the replies below as they have no idea what they're talking about. They're not even from FL. I guarantee it. Signed: 4th generation Floridian.
@HellyeahRook Жыл бұрын
Tokay gekos are no joke. My brother had one as a pet and it latched onto my mom one day and wouldn't let go lol.
@user-qh6lt2mf1r7 сағат бұрын
That gecko sounded really funny
@jonasgeez2140 Жыл бұрын
Dude you have the coolest looking geckos out there I'm so jealous I wish I could go out in nature and find stuff like that
@pippip9927 Жыл бұрын
This dude nuts as fug. Love this stuff.
@jeshaiahmartinez62537 ай бұрын
Mindcraft be like😂😂 I like the snake and the frog😂😂
@KARMAZYNA7 ай бұрын
I love geckos, they're so derpy. 😂
@aquamenadventures4382 Жыл бұрын
Did you know that we often use the tokay gecko to determine the weather? Every odd is rainy and even is sunny. Example: tokay gecko sounds: 5 times. There ya go its gonna be rainy 😁
@spacesharkwriter6554 Жыл бұрын
Bro literally walked to a wild alligator like it was nothing, I can’t tell that’s stupidity or bravery
@SoulOfVr7 ай бұрын
they fear him its all good
@EirinYagokoro7 ай бұрын
The tokay geckos are so cute, even though I have phobia in 4 legged reptiles haha
@paccccc1ui Жыл бұрын
Is there anyway we can chill at the everglades some day?😂
@monkaZETTA Жыл бұрын
One of the best animal shorts I've seen on KZbin. You're gonna grow famous boy.
@moonorchard639710 ай бұрын
The "YOINK!" keeps getting me 🤣
@WarriorLordOfAbyss Жыл бұрын
The old reach around had bro screaming “noooo”
@ryancrouse1778 Жыл бұрын
I subscribed because you know how to handle Tokay gecko's.
@susansusan6612 Жыл бұрын
I gotta ask, with you walking barefoot like that, do you pick up leeches ?
@Exquailibur7 ай бұрын
I love how even though alligators and crocodiles look like lizards they are actually more closely related to birds than to lizards
@Diresilence Жыл бұрын
I remember growing up, the pet store was selling Tokay Geckos for relatively cheap, and I thought they looked cool. Buying one. And watching as it bit the shop owner. Bit me dozens of times, but never stopped petting it.
@chitaranjankhoirom7353 Жыл бұрын
We understand if you suddenly decide not to upload anymore videos
@-benny-5103 Жыл бұрын
Your so brave for this!
@droopyreyna4601 Жыл бұрын
That reach around joke sent me yo
@user-oz1jm8hm7m7 ай бұрын
We used to have a tokay gecko and we named it taco because when it made sounds he sounded like he was saying “taco!”😂😂😂
@detektivplays2467 Жыл бұрын
bro literally scared the shit out of that geko
@Doodle_Dino Жыл бұрын
lmao the look of absolute fear in the eyes of all you unexpected yoink victims always get me 🤣
@justincrowley8787Күн бұрын
Swamp puppy wasn't ready for that kind of committed relationship.
@CleanGerms7 ай бұрын
First of all, its the yoink for 😂 Second, although he's an experienced handler, im glad he doesnt fool around with the cottonmouths😅
@Mr.dotone9 ай бұрын
Bro would be a great pokemon trainer
@raylacson4138 Жыл бұрын
Wow! 😅
@WublicIndecency Жыл бұрын
I imagine there's a yoink victims therapy group for the creatures of the everglades😂😂
@demonhunter423610 ай бұрын
You yoinked that gecko so clean the leaf didnt even rusled The reach around made me laugh too hard 😂