Average GD Player Races PRO

I raced the TOP 5 ranked Geometry Dash professional player, Cursed! My hardest is an insane demon, while he has beaten the entire top 10 extreme demons including Abyss of Darkness!
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[@cursed6125]

got absolutely decimated

[@suripuki1984]

Wah

[@lpxl]

Damn

[@WaitingForAcey]

Dang

[@lilkanyewest4207]

geometrycal dashinator by robtop

[@Bomby5]

yoooo

[@StallionGD]

If at some points my handcam doesn't sync with my clicks, it's because my recording corrupted for the first quarter of the video lmao. My audio was fine, but my game was frozen. With the magic of editing I was able to help show what really happened.

[@ignDart]

*edits every single frame in, pixel by pixel*

[@TheAlmightyKogan]

Brub it says "9h ago" IT WAS UPLOADED 6 HOURS AGO

[@ignDart]

@@TheAlmightyKogan unlisted videos exist

[@manixtheweirdo7059]

Hi

[@irian3x3]

@@ignDart premiere

[@Y11998]

Guess the top player by just looking at the icons (IMPOSSIBLE)

[@Lsnjbshpsvh]

Why is an egg commenting this

[@danzchild9216]

@@Lsnjbshpsvh they have ascended further than we thought…..

[@Mars8765]

@@danzchild9216 eggs know no bounds..... you cannot comprehend the complexity that this cracked commenter created....

[@schalter8139]

I think i know this, yeah the player might be Alkali

[@pannnella]

Cursed atleast has a lil difference

[@blokvader8283]

Just by watching the first easy, I love Cursed already lol It's nice seeing a Top 10 slayer who's not just "Oh cool, I beat it first try, it's like 4 stars" It's nice seeing someone really good struggle with something I'd definitely struggle with.

[@ohsheet9240]

Same lol

[@Criscuitt]

or maybe cursed just isn't that good and spends his life playing this game lol

[@ohsheet9240]

@@Criscuitt Ratio

[@Criscuitt]

@@ohsheet9240 no

[@ohsheet9240]

@@Criscuitt ok

[@sinksinksink]

cursed is actually hilarious, he should honestly make some commentated content too really cool video :D

[@Bed12344]

he streams?

[@huwuin]

@@Bed12344 his streams don't represent his personality at all

[@ethawalli]

He is

[@ethawalli]

@@huwuin totally agree

[@kingoverlorder2094]

@@huwuin when hes in vcs:

[@Matt-tb1os]

I like how Cursed was the least voted option on the poll

[@Samarex_]

Yo it’s Matt!!!!

[@satelliteimagerymusic]

Ye (although I picked him)

[@srongxgmd9830]

So true LOL

[@lampchair69]

How are you so good at sports bro i literally cant beat you even after 4 years

[@srongxgmd9830]

@@lampchair69 you cant the sports are too easy for him

[@JamAttack]

name aged a lot better than we thought it would turns out

[@BallisticWistfully]

jam a aa a a a ck

[@Anikin3-]

me when spaceuk

[@ashtongraeler121]

hi jam

[@tm3ind]

the BEST British player!1!11!1!1!1!(not clickbait) (cops called) (got arrested) (Universe destroyed)

[@-eclipse5411]

isnt zoink the best lmao

[@zob3412]

6:03 *_"GD is kinda like a deranged version of flappy bird"_* -Stallion's Dad

[@xyzgamerrr]

XDDDD

[@CubeMonkeyKid]

I mean mini ufo if just altered a little is basically flappy bird so stallidad is not wrong kinda :)

[@MrInfinityGD]

"I'm not gay but he can give me a RubRub" LMAO

[@TheBritishDragong]

When I tell you how I tried desperately not to laugh too hard at that because of my period 😭

[@lanternGD]

seeing the poll was the funniest thing ever no one expected him lmao

[@triplespamlegend]

FR someone commented "i could see anyone being in the video except Cursed"

[@frujey]

I mean i really thought aeon air would be here

[@lanternGD]

@@triplespamlegend I SAW THAT LMAOOO

[@itsjundoe]

2:09 caught me off guard 😳

[@micro9999]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@SXTRRREE]

Lol

[@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter]

"99%"

[@blajjko]

@@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter "Aahhh~ i died at 98"

[@EREnder]

Cursed doesn't seem like a bad player ngl He should try going for a top 10 or smth

[@Sip.]

I hope ur joking

[@godzillagod9752]

Yea he’s not that bad, I think he could beat abyss of darkness

[@nhathien0304]

@@godzillagod9752 Are you joking? He's struggling with learning easy demon, I think Stalemate would be perfect for his first insane demon

[@StallionGD]

I only struggled on the easy demon because I barely practiced it lol I beat Acropolis in only two days of practice and Im going for my first extreme right now

[@nhathien0304]

@@StallionGD Lol I'm talking about the guy Cursed, I think he has huge potential to be a good GD player

[@The_GreenHub]

2:01 I'm pretty sure cursed moaned on a hard machine death once lol

[@StallionGD]

That was recorded 2 weeks ago.. Where do you think he learned it from

[@existing3628]

I remember that

[@Anxmaly666]

cold sweat as well

[@The_GreenHub]

@@StallionGD lmao

[@theafilmssm]

I love how you edited this video! This was so fun to watch, keep it up and you will definitely be one of the best. I hope this is how gd multiplayer is made, kinda so you can see where your opponent is!

[@waboo]

This video is such a rollarcoaster of emotions lmao

[@EditorCream]

Why no reply??

[@UMI86.]

hmmm

[@clubbo195]

83 BUILDING TIPS

[@Pofigman5]

My dad once told me, Cursed is too good at the game. And now he is sitting on the tree staring at me through window.

[@Bomby5]

hearing cursed just talk casually is great, he has such a nice voice

[@tomkawa_]

bruh i was with him on a vc and i heard him say the n word💀

[@Bomby5]

@@tomkawa_ rip

[@Maple0518]

@@tomkawa_ wait actually

[@pronto5824]

@@tomkawa_ sauce?

[@dovydasluks3591]

npc

[@Bro-sp4pv]

2:39 best moment

[@irian3x3]

premiere hasn't even started and i can already tell this is gonna be a banger

[@novynee]

8:16 'im straight but he could give me a rubrub' IM FUCKING DYING 💀

[@TheBritishDragong]

I’m on my period so when I tell you I FOUGHT not to laugh too hard at that 😭

[@gillboygd]

Wow, this is awesome, it’s so cool that cursed is in a content video!

[@zodycoder]

I love seeing this commentary side of Cursed

[@CyrixOLD]

2:09 epic reaction

[@thepersonwhoasked9475]

Me: wakes up at 3am The wind outside: 2:49

[@YOUSLY]

5:04 guitar vibes

[@aardvark_04]

These videos are actually hilarious you're popping off

[@VantasiaGD]

2:38 this is so funny to me for some reason

[@DehydratedMoron]

this is the funniest video ive seen in a while i hope cursed attempts to make actual content videos because i know for a fact they'd be funny as fuck

[@BWEADGUY]

I like how at the start cursed was panicking at the easy demon and then like 10 minutes later he beats like 3 of the 5 demons

[@nyxfr5734]

Cursed really seems like a chill and good person to talk to

[@zbritishteaman]

im so happy you played mymisery, it deserves way more attention

[@cyhg]

6:03 almost everyone criticising me for playing gd be like

[@plushtheater501]

Ngl Cursed was actually really funny and Im glad he was in this vid

[@GD_Jay]

Congrats on playing with a professional flappy bird player!

[@haipy]

I love the “I got two, I got TWO!”

[@daviesfamilyof8321]

5:35 LOL

[@MitchellCFlint]

You're severly underrated, keep it up

[@disturbedo7901]

Amazing video. :D Im glad that i saw you on Cursed live stream. ;D

[@1GTommie]

The part where Spaceuk beat an extreme demon with his penis was the funniest thing ive seen this week lmfaoo really good video!

[@therealtaco7328]

@DrJuniper it was savage

[@RyanGFC]

tiny 💀

[@Anxmaly666]

tiny

[@sgrp2706]

Thats possible with Dolos. The slow click pattern gives you time to ready the next dick punch on the spacebar

[@MistickM]

@LordVadercraft 💀

[@GT80WAALETGD_Old]

2:05 “The next death I have is gonna be super sus sounding” シ

[@An18]

2:09 WTFF WHY DID THAT SOUND SO REAL!!??!

[@Ludi_Lanmi]

5:39 this aged well

[@RyanGFC]

this duo is actually hilarious

[@r6ngd426]

Always love the content💜

[@ultimaitegames9817]

5:42 SPACEUKAY

[@Natumi.]

Never thought I’d meet papa stallion but here we are

[@JesusChristWithPipeBomb]

Now imagine a racing platformer mode... Now that would be cool asf

[@Seff966]

This was a funny ass vid stallion LMAO

[@Autistic_Retard_fr]

Good vid bro keep it Kool 👌👍

[@Jetaru]

This was an amazing video

[@caplen5123]

The Happy Wheels victory sound at 4:57 gave me so much nostalgia

[@Iliveinurwalls]

The reason it wasn’t spaceuk because he couldn’t set up a macro in time

[@Kajetanpsikuta]

Please do: Non-gd players try to make a level Or Non-gd players try to guess gd youtubers names

[@filipprothings1339]

Can't wait to see this

[@thepersonwhoasked9475]

7:16 when you beat a boss in a souls-like game

[@mymilkgotspoiled6022]

Fun fact: watching gd video with no volume is the Most confussing thing you'll ever do

[@rivertdb7159]

Any time I see “best gd player” video from more than a year ago I keep worrying it’s going to be space

[@vovancho]

9:12 "Thank you for having me~" Okay, I'm sorry

[@sanescale]

Too much sussies

[@JellyNinja83]

Pov:Stallion explains to give dad what gd is

[@thandergd]

4:09 why did cursed sound like npesta so much there???

[@saesorensiis9101]

2:54 for I sec I thought he said „Im chicken nugget“ wtf

[@agent26105]

3:53 Scrum? Edit: Yes, I censored the word slightly, cry about it!

[@sparingquill7402]

literally nobody has replied to you, who are you telling to cry

[@Ubp125]

0:15 my level 🙏🏿

[@StallionGD]

Lol sorry I complained about it so much… Overall its not a bad level at all, but when you are doing a race any minor imperfection with gameplay becomes a reason to flip a table

[@coperMohr]

@@StallionGD 6 likes?!?!!?? on a stallion comment

[@VerdantGMD]

8:09 LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@aidsed]

8:25 got me questioning people with accents

[@rosariomendezelizalde372]

The sus deaf sound effect i laught so hard 🤣

[@hexnut5194]

Interesting seeing someone who’s beaten many list demons struggle with things we struggle with on a day to day basis…

[@koiasana]

2:09 click this timestamp and congrats, you have a out of context moment

[@legendaryyy8059]

that was very entertaining to watch

[@zxxblqtantxxz9801]

Maybe you should do *what you love* idk maybe *what you really want*,*who knows* I feel it'll help *form* stuff yknow like *going back* in a way but that might be *slowing down* things a bit

[@StallionGD]

Man has all the Garlagan references

[@just5n4Ff]

5:07 "You hugged Just A GD Player, your third emoji is your reaction!" My third emoji: 😐

[@srcactusman2874]

You deserve more subs

[@haristicyt]

i remember you were in my stream and told me you were doing a collab with cursed

[@zachadamjibraan1773]

I forgot I watched a bit of the vid and as soon when I clicked on it STALLION MOANS

[@cripencio99crip]

Thx to this video I see how good I'm for beat demons fast, and how bad I'm for beat extreme demons

[@Rykiialt]

you’re insane, stallion gd

[@bup23]

1:32 Robtop: tiny

[@gdplayrr]

Aged like fine wine

[@bigsoup844]

God tier vid. Very funny

[@a.ghanie4001]

2:01 that part is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@how9822]

Cursed should do commentary videos

[@BuzzedOut]

"this is kinda like a deranged version of flappy bird" 😂😂😂

[@fw_iro]

you two seem like really good friends

[@gkoble]

hilarious video fr xD

[@Temp0hCS]

Yo why the hell is cursed genuinely like Hella entertaining wth

[@Not2Face]

Someone holding up a free hugs sign with just a gd player CRACKED. ME. UP.

[@Fortnitegamer69420LOL]

I like how they talk about space uk with now knowing he cheated

[@h2oPit]

Nobody: how stallion represents cursed: "I eat the top 10 for breakfast"

[@KylobopiapsIrirri]

0:36 I can't learn 3 star gameplay either ;) LOL

[@sonorousgd4857]

2:09 dude I literally wake up form sleep after hear this

[@snowster123-on-yt]

Hey! I've seen you in a stream!

[@qrain__]

I never realised cursed was this entertaining, also cursed is at least top 3 lol

[@elsmoldragon]

his clicks sound like if you hit a watterbottle on a plastic stick

[@HardPoop2]

1:32 right now im more inclined to believe that than i was 11 months ago

[@kurashii]

“Im straight but he could give me a *rubrub*” Ayo?🥴

[@aviumcaravan]

honestly, i did the exact same thing as Cursed did on the second level on so many things, just clicking on the last frame possible

[@Caidoz99]

Why does Cursed sound different in every single video I see him in?

[@aidangilbert2766]

Your hardest is Acropolis? Nice to see ONE gd KZbinr who doesn't eat list demons for breakfast

[@StallionGD]

With all the edits I do I dont have time for top demons lmao

[@coperMohr]

@@StallionGD i have only like so far lol

[@KylobopiapsIrirri]

6:19 is soo funny for some reason (the death sound is kind of distorted that's why XD LOL)

[@Cobgd]

I love cursed in this video

[@Fartcraftoffical]

5:39 this didnt age well

[@HarryTPG]

@@iwasultragdprouncorrection cursed mentioned spaceuk at that time stamp as the best player