Awkward Moments in Boxing and MMA Part 3

[@hampus2491]

"I wanna outlive my children" is just a wild statement 😂💀

[@johnoliver3056]

I bet he was thinking of something else to say but he said that instead😂

[@lukim2744]

​@@johnoliver3056 hahahahha I do they same shit, i meant to say it one way in my head but i end up saying it backwards, like some dyslexia type of shit.

[@wikstoel]

When Brendan Schuauwb smirks because of your dumb statement, you have reached CTE royalty Tito xD

[@mikemarc92]

😂😂😂😂

[@ruin3r]

He has dyslexia and often gets sayings and numbers backwards

[@bennyrodriguez9352]

😂😂😂 it was all great then “I want to outlive my children” and I lost it

[@James-kb5mx]

It wasn’t all great, the dude contradicted himself about 5 times. I don’t drink alcohol. At all. That much. Ever. Compared to when I was in my twenties.

[@bennyrodriguez9352]

@@James-kb5mx boy if you don’t get out of here with that lmao

[@Samual_33]

🤣

[@Ronnyyong]

Baddd 😂😂

[@Mediocre_JT]

...of course. 100%" It's a weird thing to be that confident about something that's wrong.

[@TheGodofwarkratos12]

Dude getting upset because he choked out his opponent was hilarious

[@loner45779]

Renato money moicano xx x 💲💲💲🤑🤑

[@slotsallday8597]

Money moicano trying get them dollars hahaha

[@hr7055]

Why the hell is there a clip of Braindumb Schlob on the screen at 2:02?!?! Lmao, I hope the uploader is a homeless cat messing with us

[@Kevin-ok3sm]

And then his opponent said he shouldn’t have submitted him if he still wanted to fight. 😂

[@josephjoestar995]

Khabib?

[@xxxjules27]

“I wanted to fight more.” “U shouldn’t have submitted me “

[@dredenny6654]

quality 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@jonb2756]

I can imagine Tito doing his grave digging celebration for real though at his kids funeral. "A lot of people said I couldn't do it.. but I proved the doubters wrong"

[@iorilamia]

A true king

[@mariegonzales1640]

Joe: 😂😂🤪🤪😂😂😂 Mike Tyson:”it’s not funny” Joe: 😐😐😐😐😐

[@p.o.p5570]

Yeah no shit dude, you don't want to make mike angry... Or else he would beat a couple of cans then claim to be the baddest man on the planet

[@mariegonzales1640]

@@p.o.p5570 love the passion for Tyson.

[@adrianpate4694]

Joe would smoke Tyson he had more moves in his arsenal

[@Cyril-Figgis1]

@@p.o.p5570 What type of cans we talking about, soda cans? Beer cans?

[@p.o.p5570]

@@Cyril-Figgis1 it's your average tomato cans... Come on now wasn't that obvious?

[@Kingvon908]

“That wouldn’t mean much” 😂😂😂😂

[@MoralesCorner]

Jim is just great

[@alexandermendez4653]

Kind of a self own

[@dmichael7144]

“I’m not against you. I’m just giving you the facts!”

[@ColGesso]

@@alexandermendez4653 How ? 🤣🤣 He’s a 70 year old broadcaster

[@BadselS]

Rolly Romero is me on every exam

[@JustGo490]

The woman with the George doll got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@albiidrizi9745]

“The things we could do George” those are some words of desperation 😂

[@Barock.Johnson]

Zhang’s translator was painful to watch

[@gilbertopadilla3611]

He turned into a different person at the end.

[@PauIdenino]

I feel bad for him, Rogan should've backed him up

[@DanPlayingGames]

That part is one of the worst things I've ever laid eyes upon

[@Sergio-es6rv]

The reason she really stepped up her english😅😂

[@lilze]

He says to her that he forgot what she said

[@tiesjaja2938]

Lmaooo The Asian dude completely losing it while joe just blank stares him into the eye, the moment joe realizes that it’s getting a little bit embarrassing he puts on a fake smile and says “get it together bro” 😭😭😭

[@PoisonousPen]

That guy getting kicked in the nuts wasn’t an awkward moment, it was just awful. The guy was in genuine pain and the guy who did it looked genuinely upset that he’d accidentally hurt him like that.

[@owie4070]

Yup, I felt bad for him.

[@DJK-cq2uy]

Was it b to that size 57 gut or the nuts? It looked like the gut

[@steezuschristo8476]

Bisping laughing at the "you shouldn't have submitted me then" 😂

[@HAHAUEFADRID]

5:45 Rogan shat himself a bit 😂

[@wm_9640]

Damn Mike was pissed 😂

[@canelop4p181]

Wtf are you talking about? Rogan is a black belt in bjj. Rogan would submit him. Rogan would make him tap.

[@ajaynayyar4178]

Why tf rogan kept laughing? LOL 😂

[@miguel111093]

We all would lol

[@mineduck3050]

Tyson is socially inept 85% of the time, rogan was just trying to keep it sane. If it went down joe is gonna choke him out or something

[@Christian-nj8di]

The GSP clip was just flat out creepy when he’s one of the nicest guys on the planet 😂

[@Ev_box]

schaub sneaking a look at the camera 😂 even a guy like him knows when he’s listening to some absolute waffle

[@SphericaI]

He used to be ‘kinda’ self aware. It must be all the nicotine and alcohol clouding his brain. CTE doesn’t help either.

[@user-ig8vm1ns4t]

@@MastaRavenkroftlmao some people just blabber thinking they know what they’re saying

[@wayfaringstranger8430]

3:40 Moicano has to be the funniest fighter in the UFC and I don't even think he's doing it on purpose 😭

[@turdferguson353]

The translator 🤣 he's just so excited

[@wilbertmunda4694]

I swear he won the fight😂😂😂

[@Neph556]

“You rather swallow or spit girl”🤣🤣

[@logicalrationalfishing7481]

Pretty bad when Brendan Schaub rolls his eyes to the camera thinking "WTF is this guy saying???"

[@BEASTALMIGHTY88]

Its funny as fuck for the average homeless cat. 😂

[@KConnor92]

Exactly!!!! 💀

[@jjthe13th]

0:26 mans looked like he clipped through the earth in a video game cutscene 😂😂

[@zeneli976]

You know you said the most awkward thing when even Brendan feels awkward about it

[@msquared9605]

I always loved the “Jekyll and Hyde” personalities Chael brought to the Dan le Betard shows. Ice cold nothingness to Dan and upbeat enthusiasm to Papi

[@Reaching4Grapes]

Just when I thought you couldn’t be more awesome I discover you really created a website for the mugs 😂. You’re a legend.

[@NoPorama]

Nice pfp

[@Reaching4Grapes]

@@NoPorama thx ☺️. I was inspired by you.

[@Arahsure]

​@@Reaching4GrapesI hope you outlive your children 😂

[@p.o.p5570]

"But I'm a world champion in love" how tf did anyone keep a straight face in that show after hearing that?

[@chrisg1772]

What programme was it?

[@Saitam79]

​@@chrisg1772 The Millionaire Matchmaker

[@gp-xe6mu]

The goat has blessed us with more 10/10 content

[@NoPorama]

😎

[@Jake-cy7to]

11:37 in case you don't get it. Chael actually said the quote the day before the interview 🤣

[@backagain5216]

Too many kicks to the head is his problem. He defies all logic even when it’s presented to him.

[@Jake-cy7to]

@@backagain5216 He doesn't, it's part of the character, he acts that way on purpose which is hilarious

[@backagain5216]

@@Jake-cy7to Well it must be fun watching all those police arrest videos with the perp clearly guilty arguing “I didn’t do nothing” before breaking into a swearing infested arrest.

[@pointysidedown]

​@@backagain5216Chael explained lebatard paraphrased / misquoted chael. Technically he didn't say that.

[@Arahsure]

​@@backagain5216Promoting a fight isnt even in the same ballpark as "getting arrested"😂 that's possibly the worst analogy I've ever heard.

[@Mediocre_JT]

Joe just had brand new brakes put on, I've never seen a laugh stop that quick.

[@Hcfzx]

💀💀💀💀

[@paulo_m6344]

Rolly's face is pure comedy

[@elpollo7289]

10:00 Rolly just spawned in lost af 😂😂

[@samtanka1]

Tito Ortiz as a standup comedian would be freaking awesome. Dude just has to be serious and talk seriously about anything and I’ll laugh my ass off. He doesn’t even know

[@dredenny6654]

1st fighter I wanted to fight more 2nd fighter you shouldn't have submitted me ... 😂😂😂😂 Best comeback line, I've heard for a while

[@dylangallagher143]

I'm wheezing from thst shit. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dredenny6654]

@@dylangallagher143 💯👊🏾😄

[@vinnyhaddad]

10:50 I can’t believe I’ve never seen this GSP doll segment. F*cking hilarious.

[@lnn7439]

Ricardo mayorga is wild! 😂😂

[@Punaeased]

Greatest boxing videos on KZbin

[@paying-for-free-speech]

I dont drink alcohol, that much, at all any more, i mean, ever, not as much as compared to when im in my 20s. The master wordsmith himself, ladies and gentlemen - Tito ortiz!

[@nedra6707]

Give this man the support he needs ❤❤

[@XxkillerxX10]

I just wanna say that your videos are absolutely OTHER-WORDLY, NoPorama! PLEASE upload more often 💗

[@NoPorama]

Thank you 🙏

[@eugeneevangelista8073]

Joe to the translateor be like: you had one job

[@Taekwondofreak5]

"Get it together bro"

[@QuadirBrown-lf9rg]

Tito Ortiz “ I wanna outlive my children of course, 100%”!😂😂😂 greatest quote ever made 100%!

[@Lowdo1549]

Schaub’s cheeky smile and look at us is just absolutely gold 👏

[@miguelangelhernandez6929]

Bruh mayorgas answer was savage lmao

[@PoisonousPen]

“I would say…’hello’.” Chael is a Fucking legend 😂

[@Cub__]

Rolly Romero is the funniest shit ever 😂

[@loner45779]

Hope he wins World championship at 140

[@Tom242-b9s]

He can fight for sure but he is dumb af

[@paperchaser4176]

Haha it’s like he was seein ghost during the interview

[@hakeemlecco4109]

@@loner45779 id like to see him with a belt too

[@MasamuneStreams]

He acts like he smokes sherm lmao 😂

[@abrahamfarraj84]

I didn't know there was an aftermath to the Rockhold stuff. That's awesome 😂😂😂

[@mohanad0408]

9:44 That was one of the worst things in like ever ....

[@angelfall4164]

Almost knocked himself out what that flip lmaoo you can tell he was dazed after that 😂😂😂

[@4IndieForever]

Yeah that clip knocked me out too!

[@cpmow831]

Chael is a true gift to MMA

[@taulitaulington197]

10:18 "He probably has estrogen" - EVERYBODY has estrogen, dude! 🤣🤣🤣

[@PauIdenino]

Nahh men don't

[@taulitaulington197]

@@PauIdenino Yyyes they do. Both genders produce both testosterone and estrogen.

[@PauIdenino]

@@taulitaulington197 Nah real men dont have estrogen...

[@taulitaulington197]

@@PauIdenino Read book, real man. ^^

[@PauIdenino]

@@taulitaulington197 Only betas have estrogen...

[@MrShahrozzz]

Rogan was about to kick Zhang's translator out of his excitement

[@jefftaylor8644]

I remember the zhang one so vividly. It just went on forever and ever. Chinese mma fighters think the interview time is unlimited. Alot of Brazilians are the same way

[@aaronamour6101]

I'm not sure what was more akward - Rockhold's behaviour or the reaction of that lady.

[@OlSkelee]

you swallow or spit girl? 🤣🤣

[@DefineIrony1]

"i wanted to fight more"... "then you shouldn't have submitted me"... thats just pure GOLD 😆🤣🤣

[@nodafy]

"I'm stronger, faster, younger" -Tito "Archimedes" Ortiz

[@kinnick5643]

So the mugs were really in the description💀 Edit: no wayyyyyy the website😂😂😂😂

[@Mototerminator]

Dude rockhold is the king of awkward moments

[@jackdestephanis2301]

That side eye from Schaub when Tito said he wants to outlive his kids is probably the funniest thing he's ever done

[@ShortSpring82]

please make more of these!!!

[@j.g.r.1938]

@10:50 I was so glad I wasn't GSP right there. You should not have touched the doll George.

[@amangill1752]

😂 been where the sun don't shine

[@jersonsoriano1287]

lmao “i want to fight more” literally after submitting him hahaha Cx

[@500gsma3]

Tito doesn't drink alcohol any more much ever 😂

[@4IndieForever]

I can't even tell you how hard he makes me laugh man!

[@insaneape1091]

Aye NoPorama actually added the 100% part to the merch like I suggested on his post a month ago 😂😂 just imagine being in a coffee shop drinking out of a mug like that hahaha

[@FinalChill2020]

"the things we can do George" had me rolling

[@johnathanreynolds7008]

There's really mugs in the description 😆😂🤣...friggin legend

[@thatoneguy6150]

The weili one was so wholesome chill 😭

[@clearlyalunhead1109]

Weili always wholesome

[@LordBeezleDwarf]

5:23 fr almost made me spit out my food

[@smhgaming3259]

You should expand past just boxing and mma because in Kickboxing and Maui Tai there's alot of goofy stuff

[@NoPorama]

✍noted

[@sonny4978]

The funny thing is there is actually clean audio of Chael saying he'd slap silvas wife ass. Would-be been funny of you add it in

[@balmorrablue3130]

Nah cause the audio actually proves chael is right he didn’t say “I’m gonna smack Silvas wife on the ass if she doesn’t make me a steak” he said “I’m gonna smack silvas wife on the ass and she’s gonna make me a steak just the way I like it” which is clearly implying Silvas wife is fucking chael cause he gets to slap her ass and she makes him steak instead of getting mad

[@danielhobgen6146]

Chael is a gold interviewee.

[@mrb3765]

“Don’t you drag me into this”😂😂

[@sickpicasso9563]

1:19 Joes face is like: „Bro are you serious rn?“

[@contentcop]

Listening to tito talk sounds like a AI that was forced to listen to bad KZbin apology videos for 600 hours and set lose into the world.

[@Delirium4891]

😂😂

[@dontworryillwait3689]

That Rolly guy need a checkup ASAP 😂

[@m_lopez8272]

4:58 dudes nuts were relocated to his stomach

[@kinnick5643]

7:15 that Samsung whistle is true nostalgia❤

[@bawtz2078]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@kinnick5643]

@@bawtz2078 I'm serious

[@bawtz2078]

@@kinnick5643 i find it funny

[@jimbodie22]

Fair play Brendans look was perfect 😂😂😂😂

[@jbock2753]

Imagine my surprise to find Luke Rockhold on a video about awkward moments in combat sports. That dude could get a whole volume to himself.

[@therealREDRUMeVeRy1]

titos the only person in the world to make schaub go "huh"

[@MrWickHaHaBobayega]

9:40 bro that chick sounded so serious when she said that I just about believed it 🤣🤣

[@artseosamhogriobhta]

This could just be Tito speaking for 12 minutes

[@XIXRayderXIX]

I train, actually six days a week. Five days a week I'll train three days a week. One of those days I'll train two days of the week. So, six days a week I'll be training.”

[@artseosamhogriobhta]

@@XIXRayderXIX Bad girl. Reaching for those grapes. Trying to make that wine. And the wine's already sounding like that violin with that cheese and wine.

[@nuclear_winter]

3:53 "I want to fight more" "Then you shouldn't have submitted me" 🤣🤣🤣

[@simonbernard4216]

best part

[@evanbradshaw-bw3lj]

Tank just casually pushing rolly down 😂😂

[@USNMelDaria]

I think Rolly rode the short bus….seriously!!!! 😂😂😂

[@blackrose8013]

Joe was laughing nervously

[@dannyc7227]

11:47 , it was because he didn’t have the quote 100% correct, is why Uncle Chael was talking that BS. Lol

[@mroy88]

fighting for a living has to be the stupidest career choice of all time

[@DamuPorVida]

Mosley's wife knew what she was doin when she bended down in front of bro

[@maherhussainn]

That ending with Chael Sonnen was hilarious 😂

[@dubsentertainment3724]

That Tito clip from TFATK gets me every time

[@brixtonmystery]

These videos are incredible

[@ChrisPKreme25]

4:11 you know when Schaub looks at you like that you have to be beyond fried in the brain...7 days a weeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk like a homeless cat

[@Ivantheterrible81280]

Tito and Schuab… Talk about the Confederacy of Dunces.

[@patrickmarquez4619]

I know it’s bad when Brendan Shaub starts giving looks like that 🤣🤣

[@bobbyboucher4101]

The george one was amazing, I love that guy.

[@thediaz07]

LoL Mike Tyson's F*CKING scary...even at 50 something id rather wrestle alligators or swim w piranhas.

[@ftcseason3124]

6:57 gotta be the funniest shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cantbanme8971]

Fake as fuck, you can tell when she's being interviewed, she's not that good an actress.

[@anonaconn]

Brendan Shaubs reaction to Tito saying he wants to outlive his children is the only funny thing he's ever done.

[@JboyTV313]

I want to outlive my children is crazy! 😂😂

[@dontmd4158]

i could count the number of Tito Ortiz's brain cells on one hand, even while excluding my thumb middle and index finger