Awkward Tuesday Phone Call - Guru Asks out Janine

[@idcwhatcoloritis]

Guru is my spirit animal. I have never laughed so hard lol

[@802diamondpaintingpensbyli8]

I’ve literally been sitting here saying OMFG out loud over & over. My girlfriends thinks I’m crazy out here saying this! Then when she said she wasn’t her I burst out laughing!! So funny! 😂😂😂😂

[@Dantectez]

guru talks in the 3rd person and thats probably what he didwrong

[@DoggyKissesRule]

IDK about anyone else but I'm curious as to what Guru looks like.

[@stevieray7829]

A homeless man lol

[@Dantectez]

Kinda sounds like a new yorker

[@chrishubbard3753]

I would go with a homeless hippie and I know that sounds implied by just saying a hippie lol

[@wow-si6th]

Guru destroys me every time

[@dirgnivafenelrahssiagubaf4011]

Guru is hilarious!

[@stevieray7829]

I love guru but he tries way to hard. And he got lucky on this phone call.

[@truedexter2292]

Make fun of the guy but he has a genuine heart. A lot of ppl could actually learn from him. Don’t change a thing, Guru! Well, maybe don’t talk in 3rd person so much lol

[@chrishubbard3753]

Him not changing a thing is the exact reason why he doesn't have a girlfriend for a long term relationship.

[@marioandultrachap]

There's a way to go about it though and this is NOT it lol

[@srp2610]

I AM groot

[@JSolar590]

Temps don't fill in for people when they are out for 1 day... Hmmm....

[@anthonysaephan7044]

Lifelong vacation

[@stevieray7829]

I thought she was on the other line listening

[@mdaxmdazo4351]

For receptionist yes sometimes

[@suburbanantic3966]

Dang

[@williamsjasonw]

Another repeat wtf !!

[@babyherman2753]

Guru has been on like over 7 of these updates.....I think he is wanting that free meal more than anything. That is why Jubal invites him back because most of them end in NO's.

[@chrishubbard3753]

Nobody would come up with the dialougue that he does for these women and shame themselves publicly simply for a free meal...

[@tannerreames2440]

Guru is anoying good luck 👍

[@FsboRealtorAlysaStarnes]

Oi

[@phoenixgustafson5035]

jubal, your hilarious, but you really misled this guy. he shouldve took jubals advice

[@tru-kd589]

OMG!!!! this is mad cringy

[@cjw9257]

What was he on about ? So annoying