I'm tryna go to the church with sister Marine and Noel tho
@theoverlordbear5 ай бұрын
@@LumenClipsCh I bet they're gonna ask for high-quality candid photo albums of your favorite girls as, um, "donations." 🤣
@kalinkessler57595 ай бұрын
You’re so real for that
@TsukikoIchinose5 ай бұрын
aniki should do a stream where the axelotls turn in their sins for him to read might be too yabai tho LOL
@naraiah9945 ай бұрын
I think we need this, like marshmallows. Forgive me Aniki for I have sinned...I did not wash my hands after taking a piss
@nathanielbaldevino53645 ай бұрын
We're just giving him more bullets to bully us yo 😭
@theoverlordbear5 ай бұрын
I might try to sneakily send Aniki a description of a cosplayer lady I find sexy there. X"D
@TsukikoIchinose5 ай бұрын
@@naraiah994 aniki be like: "you disgusting, you are not forgiven, alright that will be $20 superchat thank you very much, next"
@igloo_igloo5 ай бұрын
@@TsukikoIchinoseLMAO I can hear it in his voice
@sayhitothelittlegonk13105 ай бұрын
Finally the successor to Bible 2. Amen. 🙏
@simplesecret41705 ай бұрын
why lumen tryna self report 😂
@theoverlordbear5 ай бұрын
Not the first time, considering how he was during Prez Ririka's debut. 🤣
@BrandflakesTM5 ай бұрын
Axel pulled the "I absolve you of your sins" meme at 0:45 lmao
@pravum31505 ай бұрын
The donations actually go to improving/maintaining the church, for feeding programs and payment for the organization of church events. Priests get stipends from a branch of the church every month for necessities, but most of their actual dough comes from side jobs like teaching theology in colleges ONLY if it does not interfere with their obligations to the church.
@dustycoal1835 ай бұрын
You know, Vtubing isn't that different...
@theoverlordbear5 ай бұрын
@@dustycoal183 I can already see Kiara Sessyoin making an also literal killing out of that...
@KevinImposter5 ай бұрын
The successor of Saint Clappington 🙏
@theoverlordbear5 ай бұрын
@@KevinImposter Granny Time's gonna have to be more careful about possessing Aniki again now. 🤣
@cathl49535 ай бұрын
I want Axel to be a priest just because a priest with his way of speech is hilarious to me😅 *Slides next to you on the pew* "What's yo sin man? What's yo sin?"
@theoverlordbear5 ай бұрын
Dez had already shown us a sample of the scammer priest life via the holoSALT Gun collab, by the way. Also, we got Leader with the Cultare, Flayon with his Orthodoxia cover, Octavio with the Church of O, and even arguably Aniki with how Kronii once used his body (PAUSE). And if I had enough money right now, then I'd throw it at you for how much you sold me on this clip via how you further exposed who your favorite Live members are and how down bad you are for them, Lumen. 🤣
@cathl49535 ай бұрын
Hakka too as a nun at some point
@Rubyfir35 ай бұрын
Flay's case was already established before the cover. May we present...the Church of Rune.
@slowhand_dnp21045 ай бұрын
These three 😂
@yumesy5 ай бұрын
hes already being a priest by being a vtuber, except instead of father we call him aniki😂
@ehgyes5 ай бұрын
Donate money and your sins are gone? Axel s going to cause another Protestant reformation
@zanard335 ай бұрын
0:45 I got spooked and I thought I saw Nikke's Rosanna but I just realized it was Shiorin!
@Lucius_Shiro5 ай бұрын
Now we know your sins, brother
@아핚핚핚-v5w5 ай бұрын
Why still tempus is broke...
@Rubyfir35 ай бұрын
Church of Dingo coming soon?
@DrachenIvy5 ай бұрын
bro calling it a new scam as if indulgences weren't a thing before
@theoverlordbear5 ай бұрын
@@DrachenIvy Remember: Our dingo is not that book smart. I'd be more surprised if he actually knows that stuff, let alone be able to talk about it entertainingly enough.
@Earthzooka2 ай бұрын
0:35 I just caught a minor mistake here. I believe Octavio said "you only have to talk for an hour every Sunday" rather than "every single day". I don't know how church works so I can't vouch if that is true, but it's what Octavio said.