AYG Comedy Podcast: Michael Blaustein - Maryland Kid

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Came here a few weeks ago for the Chrissy D. ep. & been catching up since. Grieving 3 unexpected, tragic losses of dear loved ones this year & Thanksgiving tmrw is bringing up excruciating grief. Been binging you guys the past 3 days to help my head as I trudge through quicksand trying to accomplish things. It helps. Thanks, guys. Hugs from Long Island.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Oh man sorry to hear that! Happy we can distract you a bit. 🗑❤️🗑❤️🗑

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

@@AreYouGarbage 🗑❤️

[@debbieskrletts725]

These guys are great. They really help me deal. In good times and bad they are great. Hope things turn around for you.

[@briangalloway3684]

Sorry to hear about your situation sister much love.

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

@@debbieskrletts725 They truly do. Thank you.

[@nickricci19]

"Keeps the feds off our backs and the rain off our heads" is a great fucking line 😅

[@runb4its2late42]

Needed this today. Happy thanksgiving to the garbage family

[@AreYouGarbage]

Happy thanksgiving brotha!

[@prateequeg]

These drop at 6AM for me. Perfect for my morning coffee. You guys need to get Keith Malley from Keith and the Girl!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🙏🗑

[@nickdeluca4770]

Kippy: "I'm married to a jewish woman btw, dont cancel me" My mind: *... keep your enemies closer*

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@BIGDICK242]

TOTAL GARBAGE! A REAL LOSER FOR IMPORTING A WIFE. IT WAS FUNNY WHEN HE CALLED HER "GERMAN" NON-STOP AT FIRST...

[@michaelzeenus3637]

​@@BIGDICK242 kippys a passport bro.

[@a.k.4o]

I caught the "and were not changing it" Costanza quote Kay Jay

[@malloryhomsey]

“Ever go to Sandals or anything like that? Hedonism?” Foley drops that like it’s an all inclusive family resort. The rippin’ and the tearin’ such a great deep cut though lmao.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha very deep cut!

[@peterkelly578]

“They let women in the country club 2 days a year” Foley: “old school(place)?”

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@lhcmknrb]

I’ve never related to someone so much in my life when Michael started talking about his holiday situation. I have the same damn experience that still happens today. Beautiful.

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🙏🗑

[@bryanhoover289]

I’m sick as a dog and just lit a Bernie. Prob set me back a few days but fuck it, the boys are here! 🗑🤣

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha i know that feeling all too well

[@samanthab1923]

When my brother had a cold he would switch to Newports from Marlboro Reds.

[@pumpernickle2423]

Foley's thighs got me thinking about turkey day tomorrow. Look at all that white meat.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah 🤤🤤

[@LevphonicMusic]

I'm on the loop right now!

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙌🙌

[@kylemcgill2966]

16:05 A guy with a mullet in a vest So you mean Theo Von? 😂

[@jallstun]

Has this one been asked yet? Have you or anyone you know ever have a "bird room" or any room in a house/apt dedicated solely to an animal? Loving the show. waiting for my cards and koozies to arrive! Keep on Cookin'!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah thats a good one

[@eoinfeee1309]

Did you live near a quarry is one of the funniest questions I’ve ever heard for some reason

[@samanthab1923]

It might be a PA specific question

[@pwr2al4]

Giving props to Jack Conte and Sam Yam yets me every single time. I bet the guests get a chuckle out of it as well. I hope the boys never stop doing that.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Never baby! True American heros!

[@breakercassidy6946]

Took an eddi, stuffing a bird, having a spiked seltzer and listening to KJ, Uncle-hank and the McMuffinman. Clean living. From a work-a-day homie and bozo 4 life I’m thankful as shit for AYG!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank brotha! Enjoy!

[@mizzle1788]

The rippin and the tearing, the rippin and the tearin

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha good ear!

[@cancondorsfly]

Toby’s new nickname is the Uncut Gem

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah

[@highonangeldust]

90’s dog talk fucking killed me😂

[@kiserschaus]

My Moms and Dave Chappelle..also from silver spring, md...loved going to grandma's house..its clean livin'

[@AreYouGarbage]

💅💅💅

[@amp2193]

Just put color lights on my Douglas Fur last night. Keeping it trashy for the boys!

[@AreYouGarbage]

👌👌👌

[@gregoryperez1000]

Perfect Thanksgiving start . Love the show !

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks dude!

[@brettm754]

Egg Loaf! Another great episode guys, Michael is a great guest!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahha thanks dude

[@robbies14]

I found AYG when there were around 8k people watching, they’re closing in on 30k now. It’s great to see funny people succeed. Happy Thanksgiving to the head bozos. 🦃🗑

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha!

[@sgeorge3167]

The numbers are trew da roof...

[@robbies14]

@@sgeorge3167 Cookin’ baby!

[@Learntoswim2024]

I tell everyone multiple times to watch it! Not everyone gets it... but those who do fall for it HARD!

[@BIGDICK242]

IT'S TOO BAD THIS PODCAST RAN ITS COURSE. HAVING THE SAME PEOPLE ON OVER AND OVER DEFEATS THE PURPOSE. ITS ALL TRUST FUND COMICS... THEY ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE OK W/ THE GARBAGE TITLE.

[@francesgunn8384]

Foley's knee is the star of this episode.

[@Learntoswim2024]

That is a LOT of thigh!

[@AreYouGarbage]

The big guy has some gams

[@blakebixler]

What is more trash: being in your parent’s wedding OR not getting invited to it? I’ve had both 😂

[@BrickTop06]

I choose butt play chit chat with your pop.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahha horrible

[@chadc8111]

The gap between "I have enough shoes. I know what we do, what's the point?" and "my mom still gets me presents from santa and it's fun" is so damn wide.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@rasolujimi]

Maryland in the house

[@garbougesenior3486]

Thank you AYG for your show you been getting me through my depression honestly!

[@jamesfitzpatrick8853]

Kippy you are the man. Thanks for the laughs.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thank you brotha! You’re not too shabby yourself

[@lukasevans8931]

Watching the AYG crew start ripping each other apart when Foley starts talking about college is hilarious

[@BrickTop06]

It's like getting a Christmas present each time homeboy tries to touch Kippy! KJ looking soooo uncomfortable.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@aroseparade]

Happy Thanksgiving guys! U make the holidays better!! 🤙🏼

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks brotha! Happy thanksgiving!

[@ChurroMyChicken]

I cant wait until you guys turn Foley's notebook into an Amazon best seller

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha or evidence

[@ComedianMikeivy]

Foley showing off the gams 😂

[@AreYouGarbage]

😍😍

[@sofianebenzaza]

An egg loaf You mean a quiche Yes!! OMG an egg loaf I DIDNT HAVE A DAD HAHAHAHHAHA IM 💀

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@garbougesenior3486]

Foley always has that notebook make it seem like he’s taking notes the whole time, when he’s really just drawing stick figures the whole time lmaoo

[@jonathanbutler3833]

Great job knowing when to lay back Tobe. Great episode

[@AreYouGarbage]

Love that Tbone

[@jamieyeaw7793]

Lookin for the pride of the Chicago comedy scene to updoot this

[@jordsmords]

I like how the guy says he doesn’t correct anyone about his name and he isn’t lying since foley says ‘Silver Springs’ a million times lol

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂

[@mrgalactus7264]

I've always been meaning to check out AYG because Ian Fiddance would bring it up on Jim and Sam and I've been mowing through the back catalogue since Sam Roberts came on. Love it guys.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks man! Glad you like the show!

[@leonardomun-ra2928]

When’s the skankfest ep coming out ? I was there for the taping . IT WAS A BANGER !!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Had some tech issues! Trying to clean it up!

[@BrickTop06]

In the meantime join the TWS Patreon to see these guys down at Skankfest. Ruled!

[@leonardomun-ra2928]

@@AreYouGarbage thanks T-bone !!! You tha man !!!

[@matthyouhoss]

The zipper gave me vertigo!!

[@Mrkevi123]

I'm starting to suspect that aunt Toody may not be a real person.

[@AreYouGarbage]

👀👀👀

[@joshuapinkham2925]

That's nuts, that is exactly what happened to me. I was a massive basketball player but got into golf so i quit basketball my senior year and just focused on golf and almost went to a golf management school in the carolinas.

[@philliphayden2727]

When Navy boot camp was still in Orlando, having someone's Mom take a group of us in uniform to Disney World on our free weekend was amazing.

[@jackstack3390]

So I’ve been watching old eps back and you guys owe Ian Fidance an apology for how you treated him talking about the zipper ride

[@malloryhomsey]

5:01 yesssss glad we all agree 😂😂

[@FormerlyKnownAs_Stan]

We paid a crooked Comcast guy like 200 bucks for a hookup on cable and we got it for free for like a decade. We didn't pay for cable from like 97 to 2005 😂

[@clayrester9342]

i love how they never mentioned the foot thing from Trevors episode.... hahaha

[@Matt-mp5py]

You guys need a Tastykake box in the background.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Ooooo good call

[@pvthfindxr]

Kippy fumbling through the ad reads from home is funnier to me than it should be

[@AreYouGarbage]

I was taking a shower

[@pvthfindxr]

@@AreYouGarbage manscaping while reading copy for manscaped. very meta KJ

[@mc9828]

blau is easily one of my favorite comics.. and humans in general

[@AreYouGarbage]

The best!

[@j.yahnke]

So nice to have the pictures on screen. The new computer is cooking!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha dont have it yet!

[@j.yahnke]

@@AreYouGarbage oh no. Anyways, it's cool to see what you fools are looking at.

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

T bone I’ve used the, pay for friends thing everytime I make fun of my friends frats

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@jeremymoores7563]

" It's got tang!" Haha love the podcast. Had a couple are you garbage questions you can ask especially since xmas is around the corner. 1. Ever have to buy your own gifts as a kid? 2. Ever told that you wouldn't get a birthday present because Christmas was around the corner? I was born in mid November lol 3. Does your family have a special combination of liquors and juices they call a punch? 4. Ever drink shelf stable milk or powdered skim milk?

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@akingaard3535]

"Buy your own gift as a kid?" Hahaaaa

[@drewbacca8154]

Shoutout to the ricochet! Had got it for Christmas and my lil brother fucked up the paint flipping it on the curb.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahaha top notch gift!

[@smokeysteak]

It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah 🙌🙌

[@tomh.7895]

Shout out "rippin' and a tearin'"

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah deep cut. Good ear

[@joe_el_gallo13]

😂 Classic Blau

[@awnordma]

Its been a while since the last group therapy episode, may need to pause and pour a whisky.

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@geetarbube]

Anybody imagine being a guest and practice their origin story?

[@davidblanck4131]

Great episode guys! Knocked out of the park as always. When are you getting Burr? That is a garbage story needing to be told.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Thanks dude! We’re trying! You got his number?

[@davidblanck4131]

@@AreYouGarbage I've got his email lol. You just contact Andrew Themeles. They actually read them. So, there is that. Same with Bert. His wife responds to almost every email.

[@samanthab1923]

Will be interesting. I think his dad was a DDS MD.

[@kennethwilliams9606]

i love "2fineblausein" coming out of his shell Kipp and H. foley are great at interviewing

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@prod.byzaha954]

christmas egg loaf?! holy shit hahaha

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🤢🤢

[@jakesnacks2620]

I died at egg loaf

[@stevenpiontkowski220]

Love it.

[@AreYouGarbage]

🙏🗑🙏

[@Youztuber]

2nd!! Smelled the fresh garbaggio!!!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah trash night baby!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahah trash night baby!

[@GriseldaBSF410]

It Silver Spring not Springs lol ! Good Council great school btw

[@michaelreese8217]

God….I dread listening to my family talk about the turkey being a little dry for 2 hours tomorrow.

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahahahha

[@Learntoswim2024]

I am uncomfortable FOR K.J. Because of the amount of times that kid touched him unnecessarily 😂

[@its2easy21212]

Someone told Kippy that the laptop can see you 2 inches to the left and right too

[@AreYouGarbage]

Can never be too safe!

[@sabriefrances]

Joey Diaz and Theo Von please

[@AreYouGarbage]

Trying!

[@reportinglivefromhell222]

Cul-de-sac life boi! Pure trash right here, grew up in a trailer park in the corner of a cul-de-sac that's the hard house to find and my mom only called it the manufacturer home Park... Sheer could never call it a trailer park..... Do I win? 🤣 Single and double wide park🤘

[@davids1110]

Hey hey fellas Happy Thanksgiving and much love from Chicago!! GameStop 🚀🚀🚀🚀

[@AreYouGarbage]

🗑🙏🗑🙏🗑

[@davids1110]

@@AreYouGarbage💎🙌

[@newbietubie]

@16:16 the most awkward and annoying series of "yeahs" to have ever been uttered: also @18:28, @44:45, @49:21 (very annoyingly), and then again @50:09. By the way, there is always several "no" or "yeah" said, each time he answers a question. Other than that, awesome episode guys!

[@BrickTop06]

Late November naked Foley leg???? I am hereeere for it.

[@wolfgangcho9236]

Foley with the fresh cut

[@AreYouGarbage]

💃💃

[@hapeeboy8186]

It’s HANKSGIVING! See what I did there?

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@ryanjefferies2788]

Expanding on the pizza roll/bagel question is are/were you into Pizza Pops or Pizza Pockets

[@jonnyh5858]

Teenage arson, step siblings forced in to your life, this episode has it all I smell a banger!! 🥳 Side note: who’s the broad laughing on the mic but nobody knows why she’s there? 🤔

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂🗑🗑

[@dillonoickle5841]

the next big italian gangster movie better hire Foley that hair hand movement while speaking and the way he sais narcatic problem is audition enough!

[@HBZ]

After any question "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" Didn't realize you guys got Yaya from Sandlot on to see if he's garbage lmao. Even kinda looks like him

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@blackd480]

Hahaha late in the episode I knew by age 8 what a choke was on a leaf blower and everything else because my dad's a roofer I think I'm garbage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahah oh yea!

[@OregonChronic]

Another comic downplaying how rich they were. You guys should always ask how many cars could fit in the garage

[@jsp7218]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow AYG lovers. And happy Thanksgiving Kay Jay. I know you're reading this 🗑 👑

[@AreYouGarbage]

Happy thanksgiving brotha!

[@TB-zx7ls]

Foley’s thighs are outta control over here!

[@AreYouGarbage]

😍😍

[@mizzle1788]

Holy shit Lee Pipes you had a little cashhh

[@tylerlavelle2203]

Foleys got boxers on

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@TimKirby888]

4 quarries in a 5mi radius. Plus a few chemical plants. "In the land of the blind The one eyed man is King."

[@AreYouGarbage]

Hahahaha

[@michaelhxx]

So…. We ain’t get into that bottle of jaymo in the back. We need a drunk episode. Obviously the big man will need his extracurriculars but let’s make it happen

[@AreYouGarbage]

Planning it!

[@michaelhxx]

@@AreYouGarbage the big man is gonna be coming up with business ideas and trying to fist fight a door guy

[@isthisPG]

Where is the Tim Dillon episode?

[@cubensifrenzy]

Oohhh hell yeah

[@AreYouGarbage]

🤙🗑🤙

[@ryanjefferies2788]

Did KayJay record those ads in a fucking closet?!

[@AreYouGarbage]

Elevator

[@natemeehan355]

Tbone let Foley know miracle whip and mayo are two completely different things

[@AreYouGarbage]

😂😂😂

[@marshacirrito100]

This kid is hilarious.

[@jakemay814]

A quarry is a gravel pit or mine lake they are super dangerous to swim in idk if that's what people really swim in or they got it mixed up

[@AreYouGarbage]

Nah lot of ppl use them to swim and cliff jump

[@a.k.4o]

Vice president of Nextell WTF?

[@a.k.4o]

Someone had oversea accounts

[@andrewanderson1777]

If you're my friend, and you tell me to take my shoes off when I go to your house, I assume you are going to try and murder me.